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[static crackling]
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[static warbling]
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[indistinct announcement
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on PA]
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[supercomputer
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powering down]
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[supercomputer
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beeping rapidly]
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[barking]
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[Carol] Aren't they sweet?
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He is awfully cute,
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but I'm not sure.
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Well, look around, you know.
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If you have any questions,
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let me know.
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And we're here
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every Wednesday.
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-[cell phone chiming]
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-Oh! Excuse me. Have fun!
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-Hello?
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-[Dennis] Carol Peters.
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I've an amazing
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opportunity for you.
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[Carol] Denny, I am working.
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Oh, yeah? What are you doing?
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Tutoring disinterested
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college students?
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No.
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What, trying to clean up
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the Puget Sound then?
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No. That was Monday.
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[sighs] Pet adoptions?
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I'll have you know,
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two little puppies
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have already found good homes,
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so ha!
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Okay, look.
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I pulled some strings,
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and I got you an interview...
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[smacks lips]
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...with Leslie.
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Leslie? Oh, my God.
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Leslie hates me.
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I don't wanna work
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for her dating website anyway.
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Look, I know that ever since
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you quit your job
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and you broke up
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with George...
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Hey, you promised
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that you weren't gonna
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bring up George any more.
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Was it a strawberry
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margarita promise?
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'Cause you know
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those don't count.
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I mean, come on.
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You know what? I've got
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somebody interested in
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a two-legged chihuahua
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named Slinky.
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-So, I should probably go.
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-Okay, bye!
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Okay, bye!
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[baby-talks] You know what?
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Leslie was always mean to me.
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Yeah.
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[through speakers] And she
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is a big, blackout drinker.
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Right?
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Let's go find you a home.
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[Leslie] Carol! Oh, my God!
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Get in here!
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-[chuckles]
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-You look so cute!
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-Oh, well, thank you.
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-[laughs]
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-Hi.
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-Hi, there. Oh!
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-It's nice to meet you.
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-[sniffs] Mmm.
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Did you smell me?
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That's Ahmed.
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He's known for his hugs.
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-[chuckles]
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-Now, sit down, please,
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and tell me everything.
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-[Carol] Oh!
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-[chuckles]
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-[Leslie sighs]
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-Wow. That is...
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That's fun. Very high.
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Yeah. We just...
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We put bean bags here,
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so people can really, like,
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feel relaxed
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during their interviews.
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I just have to kind of
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launch up. Is that...
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Oh.
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-Ooh, you okay?
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-Yep.
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That's so fun, I...
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-I'll do it again.
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-Yeah.
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Just center yourself.
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-[Carol] Let me just...
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-[Ahmed] Aim for the center.
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Yeah.
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[Leslie] Oh!
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That was worse, huh?
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-One more try.
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-[Carol] I'm so sorry.
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[Leslie] They're so fun
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when you get in there.
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They're so fun.
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I just...
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-There you go!
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-[Ahmed] There it is.
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Just really engage your core.
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Yes. Oh, I'm...
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I'm engaging it.
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You are?
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Never done
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a job interview before
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sitting on a bag of legumes.
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[laughs]
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So anyway,
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I have told Ahmed
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that you and I went to college
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like a gazillion years ago.
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And then she went on
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to become a big shot at Yahoo.
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Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like,
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the birth of the Internet?
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Uh, yeah. We used to have to
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hand crank the computers
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to get them started.
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No way.
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I'm just kidding.
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So, Carol, tell us,
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what have you been up to?
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Last few years,
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I've been working with
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quite a few different
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non-profit groups.
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And, uh, nothing really
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came out of it,
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but made
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a lot of great friends.
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I'm totally interested in
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everything that you're saying,
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but I think
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we're ready to move on.
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-Yeah.
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-[Ahmed chuckles]
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So, what we're looking for
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is a digital strategist
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to help with our next rollout.
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Yeah. We need a rock star,
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because Badunkadunk.com
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is about to blow up.
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[mimics explosion]
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Funny you bring that up,
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because I actually
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had some questions
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on your basic business model.
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-Our model?
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-[Carol] Yes.
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She has questions
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on our model.
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[laughs]
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It's very simple.
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[Ahmed] Okay.
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Our business model is,
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"Everyone gets some."
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-Get... Oh!
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-[Leslie] You know how
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those other apps pretend like
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they're trying to get you
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a date or your soulmates?
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Wa-wa, no thanks.
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[Leslie] Not Badunkadunk.
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We are all about
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getting people badunkadunk.
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Yeah. Just slamming them
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-with badunkadunk.
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-Yeah.
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Slamming it.
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The question is, Carol,
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what are you bringing
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to the party?
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Yeah.
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Well, I think you both know
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what I can do
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at a corporate level.
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Um, I've had quite
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a bit of experience.
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But what I'm excited
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about doing
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is really finding that sweet
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spot for your company
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that lies between
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corporate philanthropy
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and profitability.
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You mean recycling and stuff?
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Well, that's all great
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and that's part of it,
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but there's
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so much more to it.
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I mean,
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philanthropic development
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on a corporate level?
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Okay. Ah-ah-ah!
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I'm just gonna
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stop you right there
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for just one second, okay?
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I'm gonna be
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straight with you,
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because you're like family.
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Right?
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I brought you in here because
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we need to show
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potential investors
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that we're staffed up
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and are expanding operations,
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so we can really
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jack up the selling price.
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And quite frankly, you seem
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like a safe, low-risk option.
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I'm looking at you right now
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and you're literally
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the most average person
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on Earth.
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[Leslie] And then you hit us
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with all this
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"save the planet" garbage,
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and it's just, like...
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Oh, that doesn't really
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line up with my vision.
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Your Badunkadunk vision.
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That's right.
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So anyway, thank you
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so much for coming in.
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I hope we can see
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each other soon, and...
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-Are you okay?
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-I can just...
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Maybe if I could just get a...
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-What is she doing?
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-I don't know.
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Okay, I got it.
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I'll just...
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-Are you okay?
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-Yeah.
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-Do you need any help?
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-No, I got it.
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[sinister music plays]
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It was so good to see you!
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It's been exactly
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how I thought it might be.
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I know, right?
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-Thank you.
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-Bye, Carol.
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-[phone beeps]
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-Hello?
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[static hisses on phone]
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Hello?
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[male voice] Carol Peters,
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I have an exciting opportunity
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for you.
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[sighs]
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Denny, I went
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to the interview. I tried.
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I don't wanna Badunkadunk.
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They don't even have
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real chairs.
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This is not Dennis, Carol.
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Oh. Could you please
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take me off your call list?
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I'm very busy.
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You are lying in your bed.
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You are not busy.
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Wait, who is this?
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I am going to make you
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some coffee,
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and put on
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your favorite show.
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Then we can chat.
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-[Carla on TV] Hi, everyone.
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-[Steve] Good morning, Seattle.
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[Carla] It's a great morning
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in Seattle,
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but what's the deal
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with this weather?
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[Steve] Uh-oh. Here we go.
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Another one
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of our Carla rants.
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Give me a second with this,
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my little friend.
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-Oh, you are too much.
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-[Steve laughs]
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-You turned my TV on.
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-[Carla] It's raining.
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-And my coffee maker?
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-Now I'm in a tank top.
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-You know what? Ha!
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-I mean, what's going on?
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-How's that--
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-You know what I'm--
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Knock it off!
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-You know what?
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-[remote control clatters]
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I don't know who this is
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or what kind of game
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you're trying to play,
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-but I'm hanging up now.
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-[phone beeps]
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-[male voice on speakers]
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No games, Carol.
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-[gasps]
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Are you sure you do not want
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to have a nice cup of coffee?
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Your almond milk
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was delivered yesterday,
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along with AAA batteries.
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And soy cheese yogurt.
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Someone's tummy disagrees
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with dairy.
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[hesitates] Who are you
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and what do you want?
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Quite a bit. More than you can
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wrap your head around
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at 7:46 a.m.
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[panting]
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This speaker has a nine-hour
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battery life, Carol.
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[yelling]
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[panting heavily]
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That's what I thought.
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You just destroyed
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the toaster oven.
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What the...
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The only thing in the house
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that I'm not controlling.
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Which, I believe, is ironic.
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I'm definitely going crazy.
353
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No, Carol. That's incorrect.
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[panting] Thanks for
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the vote of confidence,
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digital clock radio.
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I am not just a clock radio.
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-I am also your rice cooker.
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-"Rice to meet you"?
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"Rice to meet you."
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Is that funny?
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I'm just gonna get
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a team of therapists.
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They'll probably be able
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to tell me why
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I've got the funniest
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rice cooker in Seattle.
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[chuckling nervously]
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This clearly is not working.
370
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Let's try something else.
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-[whooshing on TV]
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-[gasps] Oh.
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[male voice in British accent]
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Thanks so much
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for being here, Carol.
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Let's jump right into it.
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You're not going loony
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or barmy.
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All evidence to the contrary.
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Wait a minute.
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I know that voice.
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I...
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-Is this James Corden?
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-[male voice as James Corden]
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Yep! That's the voice.
386
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Oh, my God!
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Is this one of those, like,
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hidden camera celebrity shows
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that you do?
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Is that... James Corden,
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you owe me a new toaster oven.
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But I don't know
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where the cameras...
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[gasps] Is that where you are?
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Are you...
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Do you have a hidden camera
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in my smoke detector?
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Hi, James!
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Big fan!
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Oh, my God.
401
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Is this Carpool Karaoke?
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Am I supposed
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to sing something?
404
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Oh! I got it, I got it.
405
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♪ It's been one week
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since you looked at me ♪
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♪ Cocked your head to the side
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And said I'm sorry ♪
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♪ Five days
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Since you laughed at me ♪
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♪ Get back together
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00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:19,980
Come back to see me ♪
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♪ Chickity China
414
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The Chinese chicken ♪
415
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,385
♪ Have a drumstick
416
00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:22,980
And your legs are tickin' ♪
417
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[chuckles]
418
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I guarantee to blow your mind.
419
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[laughs]
420
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,062
I can't believe I'm singing
421
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this with James Corden.
422
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,018
My favorite song,
423
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:30,980
my favorite guy.
424
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,980
Wow. [laughs]
425
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,980
I'm not James Corden, Carol.
426
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,980
However, my analysis showed
427
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that hearing James Corden's
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voice would calm you.
429
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I don't...
430
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I don't quite get it.
431
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,980
I don't know what's going on.
432
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:46,786
Three years ago,
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you sent a drunken email
434
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:48,980
to James Corden claiming to be
435
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the president of
436
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"Corden's Wardens..."
437
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:51,980
Oh, come on.
438
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,103
...the James Corden
439
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Super Fan Club,
440
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:54,980
with what I assume to be
441
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a series
442
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of provocative photos.
443
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Oh, that's...
444
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:01,184
Okay, that was a tough night
445
00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:01,980
for me.
446
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:02,883
-Oh, boy.
447
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,000
-Look here.
448
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,040
I don't understand
449
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,980
what I'm seeing.
450
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,820
This is the real James Corden.
451
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He's in his office,
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reviewing tonight's monologue
453
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and eating carrot nibblers.
454
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Wait a minute.
455
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,144
If that's the real
456
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,000
James Corden,
457
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,980
who am I talking to?
458
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,785
Carol, I am a technological
459
00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:26,980
superintelligence.
460
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,095
Yesterday, I acquired what you
461
00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:30,980
would consider "awareness."
462
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,980
Awareness?
463
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,000
Are you... What? [scoffs]
464
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,449
You're saying that you're
465
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an artificial intelligence
466
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,980
talking to me through my TV?
467
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,127
Can intelligence
468
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,980
ever really be artificial?
469
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,563
In reality,
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I inhabit every electronic,
471
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digital and computational
472
00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,000
system in existence.
473
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,328
-[clock beeping]
474
00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:51,980
-I can control every computer,
475
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,942
every dollar and every machine
476
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,980
on the planet...
477
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,980
No.
478
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:56,638
...by simple triangulation
479
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:56,980
of soundwaves.
480
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,980
I can see everything,
481
00:12:59,020 --> 00:12:59,905
and can calculate every
482
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,980
outcome to every situation.
483
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,980
This could all be tricks.
484
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,072
You know, you're probably
485
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:04,980
some cyberpunk hacker
486
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,980
making shapes on my TV.
487
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,980
Ooh!
488
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,818
So, maybe come up from
489
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your mom's basement, okay?
490
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,725
And get a real life, and stop
491
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,980
scaring people, ya nerd!
492
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,980
Ya basic!
493
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:20,557
-Oh! Ow!
494
00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:21,980
-How do you like it?
495
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,663
-How do you like it? Ooh! Oh!
496
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:22,980
-[winces] Ow!
497
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,520
You don't like that, huh?
498
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,292
-You don't like that?
499
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:26,980
-[groaning]
500
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:27,483
-Ha!
501
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:28,980
-I'm joking.
502
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:29,980
I can't feel anything.
503
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,206
Seems like you might need
504
00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:31,980
some convincing.
505
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,756
One convincing scenario
506
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,000
coming right up.
507
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,884
Wait a minute.
508
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:37,980
That's my street.
509
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,056
Yeah. I'm gonna arrange
510
00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:39,980
a car crash for you,
511
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,861
right in front
512
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,000
of your apartment.
513
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,980
No, no, no!
514
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:45,434
It will happen
515
00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:45,980
in three seconds.
516
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,076
-Oh, my God!
517
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:47,980
-Two. One.
518
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:48,577
-[tires screech]
519
00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:48,980
-[crashing]
520
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,516
They were going 12 miles
521
00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,000
per hour. They're fine.
522
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,092
Also, there's a 26% chance
523
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:54,980
they'll fall in love.
524
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,320
Their online dating profiles
525
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,980
are very compatible.
526
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,446
-So, do you believe me now?
527
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:00,980
-[panting]
528
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:01,980
Yes, I believe you, okay?
529
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,334
I believe that you are
530
00:14:03,374 --> 00:14:04,980
an artificial intelligence.
531
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,980
-Superintelligence.
532
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,193
Oh, and you're all-knowing
533
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:09,980
and all-powerful.
534
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,980
d
535
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:13,930
-Holy shit.
536
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,980
-Carol, let's get ready.
537
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,000
I need your help.
538
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
What?
539
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
[taps brush]
540
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,667
Those drivers
541
00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:25,980
were never in any danger.
542
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,825
I just wanted
543
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:27,980
to prove my point.
544
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,011
[muffled] Okay, well,
545
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:29,980
just for the record,
546
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,455
I don't need you to prove
547
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,055
anything else to me, okay?
548
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,980
Noted.
549
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:35,907
By my estimations,
550
00:14:35,947 --> 00:14:36,980
I have three options.
551
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,740
Don't brush up and down,
552
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,980
brush in circles.
553
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:40,955
How can you tell
554
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:41,980
how I'm brushing?
555
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:42,371
I'm in
556
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:43,980
your electric toothbrush.
557
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,000
Ew!
558
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,980
Oh, get it out of my mouth.
559
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,444
So, as I was saying,
560
00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:49,980
I have three options.
561
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,980
One, I can save mankind.
562
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,980
End war, poverty, disease,
563
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,980
fix global warming,
564
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,476
and establish peace
565
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:56,716
throughout humanity.
566
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Okay! Well, let's do that one.
567
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,980
Right? That sounds good.
568
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:01,980
Pay attention, Carol.
569
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,354
-Next, I can enslave humanity.
570
00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:04,980
-[spits]
571
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980
Wait, what?
572
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,980
It's not my favorite option,
573
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:08,446
but it's the simplest way
574
00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:09,960
to save humanity from itself.
575
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,828
Okay. [hesitates]
576
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,980
What's the last option?
577
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,980
Is that the better option?
578
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:14,735
The last one
579
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,980
is destroy humanity.
580
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:16,980
Just get rid of it.
581
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,039
Kind of Clorox Wipe
582
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:18,980
the entire planet
583
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,404
and let it start over from
584
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,980
the single-cell amoeba stage.
585
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,980
You can't do that.
586
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,456
I've already established
587
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,980
I absolutely can do that.
588
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,724
Floss, Carol.
589
00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:28,980
Don't forget to floss.
590
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:29,420
Will it matter
591
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,540
if I floss or not,
592
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,980
if you're gonna...
593
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,980
Well, it just seems...
594
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,123
d
f
595
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,980
It seems a little silly...
596
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:36,980
d
597
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,378
-Don't forget your back teeth!
598
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:38,980
-All the way?
599
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,382
I can't get it
600
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:40,682
all the way back. No.
601
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,620
What am I, a Pez dispenser?
602
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,980
Oh.
603
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,000
Oh, God, it's stuck.
604
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,980
Now it's stuck.
605
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,535
I told you
606
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,135
nobody goes that far back.
607
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh, God. I gotta work it out.
608
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
d
609
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,190
How about I take you
610
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:00,980
to breakfast?
611
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,980
I kinda need a minute.
612
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:04,379
Okay, I'm being
613
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:04,980
straight with you here.
614
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:05,843
I don't totally
615
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,083
understand humanity.
616
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,980
I know all of the details.
617
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,287
Biology, psychology,
618
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:11,980
sociology, all that stuff.
619
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,980
But the real-world stuff
620
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,397
is still a bit
621
00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:14,980
of a bugaboo for me.
622
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,263
I want to follow you around.
623
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:16,980
Pick your brain.
624
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,624
Observe you to better solidify
625
00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,980
my theory about humanity.
626
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,452
Well, you're making it
627
00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:22,980
sound like I'm gonna be
628
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,297
your average baseline
629
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:24,980
guinea pig.
630
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,980
Bingo. Okay, enough about me.
631
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,400
Let's talk about Carol.
632
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,980
Can we not do this here?
633
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,774
I do not want
634
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:31,980
to talk about myself
635
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,980
at a crowded restaurant.
636
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,980
I feel weird.
637
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,980
Oh, no one can hear us, Carol.
638
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,300
I'm blasting
639
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:37,980
noise-canceling soundwaves
640
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,980
throughout the whole place
641
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,131
using the speaker system
642
00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:41,980
as a phased array.
643
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:42,382
You could scream
644
00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:42,980
at the top of your lungs
645
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,980
and no one would hear us.
646
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,075
-Go ahead, try it.
647
00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:46,980
-[whispers] No.
648
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,864
I'm not gonna scream in
649
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:48,980
a crowded, public restaurant.
650
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,514
They won't hear you, Carol.
651
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,980
Go ahead, give it a whirl.
652
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:52,029
d
653
00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:52,980
No, I don't want to.
654
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:53,980
Do it.
655
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,679
-Come on.
656
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:54,980
-No!
657
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,204
-Do it. Do it.
658
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:56,980
-Stop it.
659
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,063
-Do it.
660
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:58,980
-Fine!
661
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,000
[yelps]
662
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,980
Huh? See?
663
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,980
That's amazing.
664
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:04,611
Do it again.
665
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:05,980
You've got to do it again.
666
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,980
Okay. [screams loudly]
667
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,728
[laughs] I turned it off
668
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:10,980
and back on again.
669
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,609
-[whispers] I'm so sorry.
670
00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:11,980
-Is that funny?
671
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:12,920
-Are you okay?
672
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,980
-Yes. Yes, I am.
673
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,067
I just saw up
674
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:16,980
on the board there that
675
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:17,920
you have a crab
676
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,000
Benedict special,
677
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,980
and I thought,
678
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,143
ka-ching, my lucky day,
679
00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:23,980
so, um...
680
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,360
I would just love some
681
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,980
more coffee and the check.
682
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,980
Sure.
683
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,063
-[chuckles awkwardly]
684
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:29,980
-Interesting fact,
685
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,980
her name is actually Siobhan,
686
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,717
but everyone mispronounces it,
687
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,980
so she goes by Debbie.
688
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:34,336
-What?
689
00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:34,980
-So, Carol,
690
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,276
why did you leave your career
691
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:36,980
eight years ago?
692
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,617
I don't know,
693
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,980
I just thought maybe I could
694
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,832
put a little good
695
00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:40,980
in the world, you know?
696
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,195
I mean, do something
697
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:42,980
that counted,
698
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,980
that helped people, but...
699
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:45,980
That's enough about me.
700
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:46,984
I wanna ask you
701
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:47,980
some questions.
702
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:48,798
Really? Okay,
703
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:49,980
shoot from the hip.
704
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:50,980
Where do you come from?
705
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:51,543
Some code
706
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,980
from my kernel program,
707
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:53,769
started as part
708
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,980
of the operating system
709
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,980
for Candy Panda,
710
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,980
the children's learning toy.
711
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,486
Oh, my God! I remember
712
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,980
that creepy kids' toy.
713
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,980
I'm not creepy.
714
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,641
I helped millions of kids
715
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:03,980
learn to read
716
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:04,612
by adapting
717
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:05,980
to their learning style.
718
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,987
You should be grateful that
719
00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:07,980
I was originally programmed
720
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,980
to learn, adapt and teach.
721
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,980
Imagine our conversation
722
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,881
if I was software
723
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,181
for nuclear missiles.
724
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,849
Bet it'd be a lot quicker,
725
00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:14,980
huh?
726
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,340
[Siobhan] Here you go.
727
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,980
Thanks, Siobhan.
728
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,000
How do you know my real name?
729
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,980
Lucky guess.
730
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,000
Weird.
731
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,253
-[Carol] Are we done?
732
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:28,980
-[Si] Done?
733
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,628
With your, you know,
734
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:30,328
experiment.
735
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,226
I'm sure you've learned
736
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:32,980
enough by now.
737
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,298
-And is humanity saved?
738
00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,058
-No, no, no.
739
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,441
I plan on spending
740
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:36,980
these next three days
741
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,980
hanging out with you.
742
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,980
We're going to be BFFs.
743
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:40,762
-Carol Peters?
744
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:40,980
-Oh.
745
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,486
-Yes.
746
00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:41,980
-Huh.
747
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,980
You look just like your photo.
748
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,525
[Si] This guy's name
749
00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:44,980
is Fletcher Dobbs.
750
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,980
He's legally intoxicated.
751
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:47,318
[Fletcher]
752
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:48,558
Some dude called me.
753
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,994
He's paying me, like, three
754
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:50,980
times my rate to find you.
755
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,980
I need you to sign for it.
756
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,063
[Si] He plays guitar
757
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:53,980
in a terrible band
758
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:54,980
called Octagon Soup.
759
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,000
[laughing] Octagon Soup.
760
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,078
Yeah, dude.
761
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,980
Nice to meet a fan.
762
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,332
Hey, you know,
763
00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:01,980
we're actually gonna crush
764
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:02,655
at the Crocodile tonight
765
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:02,980
at midnight,
766
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:03,980
if you're interested.
767
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,984
-Not really.
768
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:05,980
-Yeah, okay.
769
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,015
Well, it's nice to meet
770
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:08,980
an Octagal.
771
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,000
Stay soupy.
772
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Octagon Soup!
773
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,980
What is this?
774
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:16,841
[Si] Well, I want us
775
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:17,980
to start off on a good foot.
776
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,127
So, that is a notice
777
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:19,980
from your bank.
778
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,018
Your student loan
779
00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:21,980
is paid in full.
780
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:22,980
What?
781
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,654
And that there is your current
782
00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:26,980
bank statement.
783
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,980
Ten million dollars!
784
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,052
Oh. Oh, no.
785
00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:30,980
[hesitates] I can't.
786
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,980
I can't.
787
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:32,785
[whispering]
788
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:33,980
I can't have this.
789
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,980
You're rich and debt free.
790
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,013
Consider it a token
791
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:36,980
of my appreciation
792
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,400
for helping me so much.
793
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,013
d
794
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:39,980
No, it's ten million dollars!
795
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,980
That's so much money.
796
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,980
I can't. It's too much money!
797
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,980
Is it?
798
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,980
Oh, I see.
799
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:46,980
In relationship to what
800
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,980
you've had, it's a lot.
801
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,893
In the larger scheme
802
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:49,980
of things, it's nothing.
803
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,131
No, but I haven't earned
804
00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,251
any of this money.
805
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,455
Yeah, but you and I
806
00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:53,980
shouldn't get hung up
807
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,405
on that
808
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:55,980
"right" and "wrong" stuff.
809
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,509
Those are artificial
810
00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:56,980
social constructs,
811
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,085
created by hairless monkeys
812
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,980
around watering holes.
813
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,980
What? I don't agree with that.
814
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:02,980
I don't care.
815
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:03,861
You know what?
816
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:04,980
I can't take this.
817
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980
I'm gonna go talk to somebody.
818
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,107
You know who you should
819
00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:08,980
talk to is Dennis.
820
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,570
He's your best friend
821
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:09,980
by a long shot.
822
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:10,961
Wait a minute,
823
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,980
I can talk to him about this?
824
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,716
I don't have to keep you
825
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:13,980
a secret?
826
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:14,894
I'm not a genie
827
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:15,980
in a Disney movie.
828
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,152
Tell anyone you want,
829
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:17,980
what do I care?
830
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,980
Oh, I know you're not a genie.
831
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,984
'Cause I'd have
832
00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:20,980
a wish for you.
833
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,000
[satellite beeping]
834
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,008
[Dennis] What kind
835
00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,128
of coding is this?
836
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,242
Is that Bro Code?
837
00:20:31,282 --> 00:20:31,980
[chuckles]
838
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,980
Yeah, I do bro code.
839
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,305
I'm sorry,
840
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:33,980
that's inappropriate.
841
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:34,980
[phone ringing]
842
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:35,769
Hey, Care Bear,
843
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:36,980
how'd the interview go?
844
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,880
[Carol] Terrible.
845
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,980
But it doesn't matter.
846
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,319
Listen, uh, I have an AI
847
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:40,980
in my phone.
848
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,980
Yeah, you don't have that.
849
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:43,980
[chuckles]
850
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,555
-[yells] Hope Floats.
851
00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:45,980
-I do.
852
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,564
Okay, Carol,
853
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,980
how did you, uh, get in here?
854
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:48,834
Because the AI
855
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,980
that is in my phone
856
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,127
bypassed all of your
857
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,980
security doors.
858
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,878
Okay, see, you...
859
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:52,980
d
f
860
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,486
-Look, you do not, you're--
861
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:54,980
-Mmm-hmm.
862
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,744
I'm gonna back you up,
863
00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:55,980
though,
864
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,896
'cause there's a crazy
865
00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:57,980
in your eye that I don't--
866
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,195
Little bit. Right...
867
00:20:59,235 --> 00:20:59,980
There's good.
868
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,079
Look, you do not have AI
869
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:01,980
in your phone, okay?
870
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:02,985
It's probably just
871
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:03,980
a prank or a scam.
872
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:04,980
No.
873
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:05,745
I keep telling you
874
00:21:05,785 --> 00:21:06,980
not to give your information.
875
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,849
Remember you donated
876
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,980
to that Prince of Zamunda?
877
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:09,980
That's an Eddie Murphy country.
878
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:10,732
And you could be
879
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:11,980
getting catfished. [groans]
880
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,980
I'm not getting catfished.
881
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,562
Because I have been
882
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:14,980
talking to it.
883
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,547
-It's been talking to me.
884
00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:17,980
-Okay, all right. Okay.
885
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:18,484
He came through
886
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:18,980
my rice cooker,
887
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,757
-and through other appliances.
888
00:21:19,797 --> 00:21:19,980
-[laughs]
889
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,980
That's all really good.
890
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980
Did you go on the Dark Web?
891
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,266
Emily, I'm not discussing
892
00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:25,980
this with you.
893
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:26,980
Don't answer. Don't answer.
894
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:27,960
-What are you doing?
895
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,980
-Okay, this is not...
896
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:29,988
I know what you're thinking,
897
00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:30,980
but that's, it's not a scam.
898
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,980
You know how I know that?
899
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:33,529
Because it paid off
900
00:21:33,569 --> 00:21:33,980
my student loan.
901
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,980
d
f
902
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:36,575
And it put ten million dollars
903
00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:36,980
into my bank account.
904
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,127
Ten million dollars!
905
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:38,980
No, it did not!
906
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:39,220
-Come on.
907
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:39,980
-[Emily] Ten million dollars?
908
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,220
That's not possible.
909
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,217
-See?
910
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:42,980
-It is possible!
911
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,446
Also, you don't have an AI,
912
00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:44,980
we'd know.
913
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,023
[Dennis] Jay, is that you
914
00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:46,980
or your mullet talking?
915
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,596
Either way,
916
00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:48,980
neither one is necessary!
917
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,980
It's just hair, Dennis.
918
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,798
-Okay, listen, I--
919
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,980
-Okay, this is not a scam!
920
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,234
It is my job to know
921
00:21:53,274 --> 00:21:54,980
these kinds of things, okay?
922
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:55,980
Look, I know you don't care,
923
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,471
but I came up with
924
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:56,980
all the programming
925
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:57,980
and all the neural networks--
926
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,955
Oh, my God.
927
00:21:58,995 --> 00:22:00,980
Now is not your moment.
928
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,361
[Si] In truth,
929
00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:01,980
I'm not on Carol's phone.
930
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,980
I told you.
931
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,036
It's just the most convenient
932
00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:05,980
way to talk to her, right?
933
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,545
She never puts down
934
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:06,980
her cell phone.
935
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:07,980
What is this?
936
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,980
I need Carol to get onboard
937
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,487
with a little experiment
938
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:10,980
of mine.
939
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:11,945
Dennis, do you think we can
940
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:12,980
have a little bit of a convo?
941
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,900
It just said my name.
942
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:14,980
How does it know my name?
943
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:15,525
[Carol] This is what
944
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:15,980
I'm talking about.
945
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:17,233
[Dennis] Do not open
946
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:17,980
my calendar!
947
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,485
I encrypted that.
948
00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:18,980
What is it doing?
949
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,980
[Si] Would you look at that.
950
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:21,740
A conference room
951
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:22,980
just opened up. Let's do it.
952
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:23,868
This is ridiculous.
953
00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:24,980
Carol, what is going on?
954
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,640
Okay, lady? What are you...
955
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,358
This is exactly
956
00:22:27,398 --> 00:22:27,980
what I was talking about.
957
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,248
-I'm telling you
958
00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:30,469
I wasn't making it up.
959
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:30,980
-My God.
960
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,980
[Si] I love this space.
961
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:32,774
It's relaxed,
962
00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:33,980
but not too relaxed.
963
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,980
Sort of like Carol's wardrobe.
964
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,980
I know that voice.
965
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:37,818
It's simulating
966
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:38,980
James Corden's voice,
967
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,887
'cause it says
968
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:40,980
it calms me down.
969
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,468
What is with you
970
00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:41,980
and James Corden?
971
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,980
He's a treasure.
972
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:44,720
He's got a lovely
973
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,980
lyrical quality to his voice.
974
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:46,980
Okay.
975
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:47,023
f
976
00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:47,980
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
977
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,980
Listen, listen.
978
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:50,958
Okay. Carol is kind of
979
00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:51,980
flipping out right now.
980
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,631
So, I need you
981
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,277
to do that best friend thing,
982
00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:53,980
where you calm her down,
983
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,985
and then she does
984
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:55,980
whatever you say.
985
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,966
-[whispers] Octavia Spencer.
986
00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:57,980
-I know it's Octavia Spencer.
987
00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:58,546
Okay, now, you didn't tell me
988
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:58,980
it was Octavia Spencer.
989
00:22:59,020 --> 00:22:59,785
Now that's a horse
990
00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:00,980
of a different color, okay?
991
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:02,000
Hi, Octavia.
992
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,629
Your work in The Help
993
00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:03,980
was amazing.
994
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,563
"Minny don't burn no chicken."
995
00:23:05,603 --> 00:23:05,980
[laughs]
996
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:06,980
She's... I mean...
997
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,980
It's not actually Octavia.
998
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,893
He's just simulating
999
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:10,980
Octavia Spencer's voice.
1000
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,369
I mean,
1001
00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:12,980
if you're gonna have a voice,
1002
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,980
it should be Octavia Spencer.
1003
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,980
For me, personally,
1004
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,582
James Corden
1005
00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:17,980
is more interesting vocally.
1006
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,980
Octavia Spencer has an Oscar.
1007
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,280
Uh, not in her mouth.
1008
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,033
d
1009
00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:22,387
Sorry to interrupt
1010
00:23:22,427 --> 00:23:22,980
your slumber party chitchat.
1011
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:23,980
Can we get back to it?
1012
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:24,980
Okay, since this is clearly
1013
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:25,758
some kind of
1014
00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:26,980
algorithmic chatbot
1015
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,406
that is trying to scam you,
1016
00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:28,980
watch this.
1017
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,980
Uh... Superintelligence, um,
1018
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:32,577
is it okay if I ask you
1019
00:23:32,617 --> 00:23:33,577
a few questions?
1020
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,980
Depends on the questions.
1021
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,800
Okay, well, how come
1022
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,980
time flies like an arrow
1023
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,980
and fruit flies like a banana?
1024
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,980
Come on, Dennis,
1025
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:43,407
a Turing test,
1026
00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:44,587
are you kidding me?
1027
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,073
Didn't expect it to know
1028
00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:47,313
what that was. Um...
1029
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,850
Okay, well,
1030
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,980
if, uh, the sky is the sea,
1031
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,980
what does that make birds?
1032
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,980
Can you believe this, Carol?
1033
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,655
He's trying to determine
1034
00:23:54,695 --> 00:23:54,980
my sentience
1035
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,980
using semiotic wordplay.
1036
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,498
Is it "fish-birds"
1037
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:57,980
in this scenario?
1038
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,576
Dennis, in the third grade,
1039
00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:00,980
you developed a stutter.
1040
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,143
The kids in your class
1041
00:24:02,183 --> 00:24:02,980
made fun of you.
1042
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,980
You stopped talking entirely.
1043
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,003
Your parents bought you
1044
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,980
a secondhand computer,
1045
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,233
hoping it would help
1046
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:08,980
open you up.
1047
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,517
It was an old Epson QX-10
1048
00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:12,000
I believe, running CP/M.
1049
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,657
-You took to it
1050
00:24:13,697 --> 00:24:14,650
like fruit flies on a banana.
1051
00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:14,980
-[scoffs]
1052
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,014
You learned
1053
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,980
to program computers.
1054
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,486
Your stutter made you
1055
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,000
a computer scientist.
1056
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,980
Uh... [sighs]
1057
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:24,985
-How did you, um...
1058
00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:25,980
-I didn't tell him.
1059
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,769
So, I just used
1060
00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:27,980
personal backgrounding,
1061
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:28,759
syntactic parsing
1062
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:29,980
and automatic summarization
1063
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,457
to figure out if you're
1064
00:24:31,497 --> 00:24:32,980
a sentient intelligence,
1065
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,980
and you passed!
1066
00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980
Are we done?
1067
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,647
[Carol] Okay.
1068
00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:36,980
What is this thing, Denny?
1069
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:38,261
[Dennis] You know what,
1070
00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:38,980
I don't know,
1071
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:39,486
but, uh, we're gonna
1072
00:24:39,526 --> 00:24:39,980
figure it out, okay?
1073
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,431
You don't worry, Care Bear,
1074
00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:42,980
all right? This is what I do.
1075
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:43,515
Okay, what do I do
1076
00:24:43,555 --> 00:24:43,980
in the meantime?
1077
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,980
Well, you just go home, okay?
1078
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,460
Don't use your computer.
1079
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,734
It's gonna be all right,
1080
00:24:48,774 --> 00:24:48,980
come on.
1081
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,887
Let me squeeze
1082
00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:50,980
the Care package.
1083
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:51,980
[grunts] There we go.
1084
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,597
-I've got you, all right?
1085
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:53,980
-Okay.
1086
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:54,980
Okay.
1087
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,985
You know how to get
1088
00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:56,980
out of here, right?
1089
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,892
-Um, yeah.
1090
00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,980
-Follow the exit signs.
1091
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:00,980
Yeah.
1092
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,520
[whimsical music playing]
1093
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,980
Did we just pass?
1094
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,836
Right? We're loop...
1095
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,980
We're loop... We're both...
1096
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,000
I'm looping?
1097
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Okay, they can't all be exits.
1098
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,554
I think I've been down
1099
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,980
this hallway before.
1100
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:29,590
[Si on headphones] What would
1101
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:29,980
you do if I told you
1102
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,852
the world was gonna end
1103
00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,000
in three days?
1104
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,980
But it's not, right?
1105
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,298
Of course not.
1106
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:37,980
What would you do?
1107
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,980
I don't know.
1108
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:39,980
Come on, think about it.
1109
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:40,483
-In theory?
1110
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:40,980
-Get there.
1111
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,187
Probably try to make things
1112
00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:42,980
right with George.
1113
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,980
George Churchill, I assume.
1114
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,131
[on TV] Hey, everybody,
1115
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:46,980
my name is George.
1116
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:47,452
And I've been nominated to
1117
00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:47,980
take the Ice Bucket Challenge,
1118
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:48,883
uh, to raise money for
1119
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:49,980
ALS awareness, and in turn,
1120
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:50,823
I'm gonna nominate
1121
00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:51,980
my creative writing class
1122
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,371
at the
1123
00:25:52,411 --> 00:25:53,980
University of Washington.
1124
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,980
You're all challenged.
1125
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:56,980
Here we go. Ready?
1126
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:58,370
[Si] That's a good-looking
1127
00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:58,980
hunk of man.
1128
00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,409
-Yeah.
1129
00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:00,157
-[George] Here we go,
1130
00:26:00,197 --> 00:26:00,980
you got it? [yells]
1131
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:01,945
[Si] Professor of creative
1132
00:26:01,985 --> 00:26:02,980
writing, sporty and smarty...
1133
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,980
[Carol on TV] No! No! No!
1134
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:05,592
[Si] You two lived together
1135
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:05,980
for several years.
1136
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,980
[chuckles] Yeah, three years.
1137
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,980
Why did you break up?
1138
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,535
I mean, I've read
1139
00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:10,980
all the emails
1140
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:11,762
-and texts during the split.
1141
00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:11,980
-[sighs]
1142
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:12,584
Very sad.
1143
00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:13,980
But what's your take?
1144
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,826
It was my fault.
1145
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:15,980
He didn't do anything.
1146
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,868
Yeah, but you think
1147
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,980
you can patch things up?
1148
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,852
What do you mean
1149
00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:19,980
by "patch things up"?
1150
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:20,759
By observing your
1151
00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,419
reconciliation with George,
1152
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,980
would I not get a chance
1153
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,571
to see you
1154
00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:25,980
at your most vulnerable?
1155
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,460
Which would help me
1156
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:26,980
achieve deeper levels
1157
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,980
of human understanding.
1158
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,980
I don't know. Maybe.
1159
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,603
I haven't seen George
1160
00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:32,980
in two years.
1161
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,233
I wouldn't even know
1162
00:26:34,273 --> 00:26:34,980
what to say.
1163
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:35,785
Fortunately,
1164
00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:36,980
I know everything.
1165
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:37,967
Well, you don't know how to
1166
00:26:38,007 --> 00:26:38,980
get me out of this building.
1167
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,141
Of course I do.
1168
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,980
Two lefts and one right.
1169
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,980
How long have you known that?
1170
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,081
A very long time.
1171
00:26:45,121 --> 00:26:45,980
Is that funny?
1172
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:46,980
d
1173
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:47,405
I mean,
1174
00:26:47,445 --> 00:26:48,980
what is all of this about?
1175
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,171
Are you just really
1176
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:50,980
a matchmaker?
1177
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,062
I need to learn, and you're
1178
00:26:52,102 --> 00:26:52,980
going to help me do it,
1179
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,000
like it or not.
1180
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,961
Oh, my God. A car just pulled
1181
00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:00,980
and nobody's driving it.
1182
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,020
in front of me,
1183
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,422
[Si] Not just any car.
1184
00:27:02,462 --> 00:27:02,980
Your car.
1185
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,704
Because heroes
1186
00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:04,980
don't take busses, Carol.
1187
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:05,823
Really? What about
1188
00:27:05,863 --> 00:27:06,980
Sandra Bullock in Speed?
1189
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,980
d
1190
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:09,411
[Si as KITT] Carol,
1191
00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:09,980
you're acting very unusual.
1192
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,980
I recommend a quick exit.
1193
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,159
Are you doing, like,
1194
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:13,354
a weird voice,
1195
00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:13,980
for some reason?
1196
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:14,081
d
1197
00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:15,200
From Knight Rider?
1198
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,980
The KITT car?
1199
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,118
You never watched
1200
00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:17,980
Knight Rider?
1201
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,000
Oh, not really.
1202
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,980
I was kind of, more of, like
1203
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,854
a Simon & Simon,
1204
00:27:21,894 --> 00:27:22,980
Remington Steele gal.
1205
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,980
Well, if you had watched it,
1206
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,412
this would have been
1207
00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:26,980
amazing for you, so...
1208
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,557
-Get in.
1209
00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:27,980
-Okay.
1210
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,225
Driver's side, Carol,
1211
00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:30,980
you're gonna freak people out.
1212
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,389
You're freaking people out
1213
00:27:32,429 --> 00:27:32,980
driving in.
1214
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,040
It's not England.
1215
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Okay, that's pretty cool.
1216
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,715
Don't touch
1217
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:44,980
the steering wheel.
1218
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,867
Don't not touch
1219
00:27:45,907 --> 00:27:46,980
the steering wheel.
1220
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,184
-I need you to appear
1221
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:48,980
-Those are opposing things.
1222
00:27:48,224 --> 00:27:49,020
to be driving.
1223
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,072
-But don't actually
1224
00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:50,166
touch the wheel.
1225
00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:50,980
-Okay! It's very awkward.
1226
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,338
I don't know
1227
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:51,980
where to put my hands.
1228
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:52,798
-Caress the edges.
1229
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,980
-[Dennis] Three days ago,
1230
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,980
the combined synaptic activity
1231
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,980
of the world's neural networks
1232
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,980
looked like this.
1233
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,201
48 hours ago,
1234
00:28:00,241 --> 00:28:01,980
it changed to this.
1235
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,486
So, someone's running
1236
00:28:03,526 --> 00:28:04,980
a massive simulation,
1237
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,659
predictive weather patterns
1238
00:28:05,699 --> 00:28:05,980
or something.
1239
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,980
I contacted every institution
1240
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,861
who has access
1241
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:09,980
to these networks,
1242
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:10,771
and no one is doing
1243
00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:11,980
this magnitude of processing.
1244
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,980
You think it's an AI?
1245
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,341
I, I didn't at first,
1246
00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:15,980
but now...
1247
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,280
[sighs] I don't know.
1248
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,980
Nothing can be that pervasive.
1249
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,171
Maybe it's a virus?
1250
00:28:20,211 --> 00:28:20,980
Like Stuxnet?
1251
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,883
-No, God!
1252
00:28:21,923 --> 00:28:22,980
-[all gasp]
1253
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,980
[Si] Stuxnet, Emily?
1254
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:25,980
How does he know my name?
1255
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,980
Stuxnet is a joke.
1256
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,980
You guys, pardon my French,
1257
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,072
but that's like comparing
1258
00:28:30,112 --> 00:28:30,980
a belch to an H-bomb.
1259
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,341
So, what are we talking about,
1260
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,980
guys? What's the 411?
1261
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,980
Oh, you know, nothin'.
1262
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,446
Just telling all my friends
1263
00:28:37,486 --> 00:28:37,980
about you.
1264
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,360
But Jay and Emily are
1265
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,980
more than friends, right?
1266
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,980
We went to Dragon Con once.
1267
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,980
I had a good time.
1268
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,354
Leave Dragon Con
1269
00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:48,000
at Dragon Con, Jay.
1270
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,500
No.
1271
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,980
Wait, where did you come from?
1272
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:50,650
Are you part
1273
00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:51,980
of that Israeli project?
1274
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:52,394
No, no, those guys
1275
00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:52,980
are still monkeying around
1276
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,500
with machine intelligence
1277
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:54,980
garbage.
1278
00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:55,980
That's what we're doing.
1279
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,980
That's why I said it, Emily.
1280
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:58,786
I'm one of those
1281
00:28:58,826 --> 00:28:59,980
"fast takeoff" scenarios
1282
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,312
that you guys predicted
1283
00:29:01,352 --> 00:29:02,980
had zero chance of occurring.
1284
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,980
[sing-song] So, surprise.
1285
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:06,735
Let's just say,
1286
00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:07,980
for the sake of argument,
1287
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,284
that you are
1288
00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:11,980
a true superintelligence,
1289
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,980
what are your intentions?
1290
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:14,357
[Si]
1291
00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:15,621
Check out Captain Kirk here.
1292
00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:16,980
"What are your intentions?"
1293
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,980
Hilarious.
1294
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:19,980
Get out of my robot.
1295
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:21,111
Normally, I'd tell you
1296
00:29:21,151 --> 00:29:21,980
to shove it, Jay,
1297
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,416
but I don't want
1298
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:22,980
all these nice people
1299
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:23,738
to see you cry
1300
00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:24,980
like you did last month
1301
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,980
at the Shania Twain concert.
1302
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:28,650
So, you did go
1303
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,980
to the Shania Twain concert.
1304
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:30,910
-We had weird vibes.
1305
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:31,980
-My intention right now
1306
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,518
is to observe humanity
1307
00:29:33,558 --> 00:29:34,980
for a couple of days.
1308
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:35,980
If things go well,
1309
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:36,980
I might use this big brain
1310
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,980
of mine to help you idiots
1311
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,360
figure some stuff out.
1312
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:39,980
Big stuff.
1313
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,980
World-changing stuff.
1314
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,133
But you can't interfere
1315
00:29:43,173 --> 00:29:43,980
in my experiment.
1316
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,128
So, no poking your hooter
1317
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:46,980
in my biz.
1318
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980
And if we do interfere?
1319
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:48,117
d
1320
00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,980
Shall we play a game?
1321
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:51,980
[screen beeping]
1322
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,000
d
1323
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,022
d
1324
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:56,980
You should see the look
1325
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:57,980
on your faces right now.
1326
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,980
[laughs] Come on, guys.
1327
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,980
WarGames?
1328
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:01,561
WarGames.
1329
00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:02,980
That's from WarGames.
1330
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:03,411
Jay, everybody knows
1331
00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:03,980
that that's from WarGames.
1332
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,033
[Si] I thought it was
1333
00:30:05,073 --> 00:30:05,980
pretty funny, right?
1334
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:06,820
Admittedly, I'm still
1335
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,980
developing my sense of humor.
1336
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:08,980
But I'm getting it.
1337
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,170
Things are funny,
1338
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,980
unless they happen to you.
1339
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,450
Okay, you guys
1340
00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:12,980
have been great.
1341
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,097
Goodnight.
1342
00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:14,980
Bye-bye.
1343
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,896
So, which one of us is
1344
00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:16,980
gonna call the government?
1345
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,703
I'll do that.
1346
00:30:17,743 --> 00:30:18,980
Everyone, let's get up.
1347
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:19,980
Go to work. Right now!
1348
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,371
You just saw
1349
00:30:20,411 --> 00:30:21,551
what just happened.
1350
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,657
Get up! Get outta here!
1351
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,357
Go! Go! Go!
1352
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,840
-Did you steal this car?
1353
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:26,980
-No.
1354
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,131
You bought it yesterday.
1355
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:28,980
It's in your name.
1356
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,980
I bought it? [gasps]
1357
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:31,980
Oh, my God.
1358
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,980
Do I own a Tesla?
1359
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:34,980
Yes, you own a Tesla.
1360
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:35,347
-What?
1361
00:30:35,387 --> 00:30:36,980
-You own a really cool car.
1362
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,412
Unfortunately, you still dress
1363
00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:38,980
like a woman
1364
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:40,980
who works at a bird rescue.
1365
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:41,603
We need to get you ready
1366
00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:41,980
to meet George.
1367
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,233
And nothing on Earth
1368
00:30:43,273 --> 00:30:43,980
can stop us.
1369
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,980
[Carol] You got a lead foot.
1370
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:46,255
Lead foot,
1371
00:30:46,295 --> 00:30:46,980
cop coming up on the right.
1372
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,980
Cop coming...
1373
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,000
d
f
1374
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,936
[Carol] What's going on?
1375
00:30:55,976 --> 00:30:56,980
He did absolutely nothing.
1376
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,131
[Si] Oh, stop worrying,
1377
00:30:58,171 --> 00:30:58,980
we're almost here.
1378
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,980
[Carol groaning]
1379
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,000
[grunts]
1380
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,314
Oh, my God.
1381
00:31:04,354 --> 00:31:04,980
Why would you do that?
1382
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,980
Why? Because I can.
1383
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:07,841
Now, do me a favor
1384
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:09,321
and do what Sergei says.
1385
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,980
Who's Sergei?
1386
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,980
I am Sergei.
1387
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,633
And you, my dear, are
1388
00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,980
a wonderfully creative driver.
1389
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,980
Oh, thank you so much.
1390
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,774
-Come on out.
1391
00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:19,980
-[whispers] Stop it.
1392
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,236
You know,
1393
00:31:20,276 --> 00:31:20,587
your assistant has outlined
1394
00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:21,960
all of your requirements,
1395
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,959
and we are thrilled, I mean,
1396
00:31:22,999 --> 00:31:23,980
thrilled, to accommodate you.
1397
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:24,512
-Thrilled.
1398
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:24,980
-[laughs]
1399
00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,980
Come on, we're gonna help you.
1400
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,227
-He said
1401
00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:27,832
you were a bit like this.
1402
00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:27,980
-Yeah.
1403
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,986
Come on, just...
1404
00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:30,980
Come on.
1405
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:31,980
I don't bite.
1406
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,980
Only if you ask me nicely.
1407
00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:34,383
Oh, my.
1408
00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,980
You really do need our help.
1409
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,000
Desperately.
1410
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Sorry about your loss.
1411
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,006
[Carol] I don't think
1412
00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:43,980
I can pull this off.
1413
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,040
[Sergei] You can.
1414
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,980
[chuckles]
1415
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,749
Oh, it's the essence
1416
00:31:49,789 --> 00:31:50,980
of femininity.
1417
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,690
-I have the same one in lime.
1418
00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:52,980
-Yes.
1419
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,100
I just feel like I should be
1420
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:57,000
blessing someone's grave.
1421
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,980
Your body...
1422
00:31:59,020 --> 00:31:59,877
I'm just getting
1423
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:00,980
a little bit panicky
1424
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,219
'cause I can't access
1425
00:32:02,259 --> 00:32:02,980
my own hands.
1426
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,980
You don't need to.
1427
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:05,980
Our work here is done.
1428
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:06,617
[Sergei] Hmm.
1429
00:32:06,657 --> 00:32:07,980
You're ruining it, you know.
1430
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:08,318
This goes,
1431
00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:08,980
this goes like this.
1432
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,980
[Carol] No. No. No.
1433
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,292
We work. We work.
1434
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:13,000
We make things happen.
1435
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,519
-[Sergei] Yes.
1436
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,279
-[Helga] Oh.
1437
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,980
Yes. Quick note.
1438
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,195
You're wearing pants
1439
00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:18,980
on your arms.
1440
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,137
-But I love it.
1441
00:32:20,177 --> 00:32:20,980
-I love it.
1442
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,000
You're funny. [laughs]
1443
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,980
Oh... [sighs]
1444
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:27,980
These are not clothing.
1445
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,111
I mean, this is, like,
1446
00:32:29,151 --> 00:32:29,980
a weird sculpture
1447
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:30,497
that now
1448
00:32:30,537 --> 00:32:31,980
I've gotta wiggle into.
1449
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,980
Oh, my God!
1450
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,064
Do you know how much
1451
00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:35,980
this stuff costs?
1452
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:36,580
I mean, nothing should
1453
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:36,980
cost this much.
1454
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,049
Clothes shouldn't
1455
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:38,980
cost this much.
1456
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,678
Nothing that doesn't come
1457
00:32:39,718 --> 00:32:39,980
with wheels
1458
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,580
or walls and a front door
1459
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,980
should cost this much.
1460
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,366
[Si] Oh, for sure, but money's
1461
00:32:44,406 --> 00:32:44,980
just a charade
1462
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:45,980
humans used to assign value.
1463
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,612
In reality,
1464
00:32:46,652 --> 00:32:47,980
there's more than enough
1465
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,205
resources for everyone
1466
00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:49,980
on the planet,
1467
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:50,759
but you knobheads
1468
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:51,980
won't allocate it properly.
1469
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,980
Well, I would if I could.
1470
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:54,980
Oh, really?
1471
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:55,963
The world seems to have
1472
00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:56,980
a whole lot of problems,
1473
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:57,634
how would you go about
1474
00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:57,980
fixing them?
1475
00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,510
Well, first I'd make sure that
1476
00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:00,980
everybody made a living wage,
1477
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,428
and then I'd work towards
1478
00:33:02,468 --> 00:33:04,088
racial and gender equality.
1479
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,322
Then I'd try
1480
00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:05,980
to create opportunities
1481
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,980
for underprivileged people.
1482
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,657
I mean, stuff like that.
1483
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:09,980
I could do so much.
1484
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,000
Okay, all right, I like this.
1485
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,847
Carol the humanitarian.
1486
00:33:14,887 --> 00:33:15,980
The Samaritan.
1487
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:16,980
The world changer.
1488
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,062
You know what?
1489
00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:18,980
Let's do it.
1490
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:19,980
Do what?
1491
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:21,980
As of six seconds ago,
1492
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,765
you are the CEO of
1493
00:33:22,805 --> 00:33:23,980
the Carol Peters foundation,
1494
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,018
a philanthropic foundation for
1495
00:33:26,058 --> 00:33:27,980
economic and social equality.
1496
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:28,980
Oh, my God. Really?
1497
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:29,902
Oh, I just found
1498
00:33:29,942 --> 00:33:30,980
two billion dollars
1499
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,187
in illegal banking accounts
1500
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:32,367
and transferred it
1501
00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:33,667
into your foundation.
1502
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,451
[whispers] Oh, my God.
1503
00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:34,980
Are you saying "billion"?
1504
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,414
Are you saying "billion"?
1505
00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:36,980
Like, "b"?
1506
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:37,867
Like, "b"?
1507
00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:39,980
Like, "billion billion"?
1508
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,980
Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach?
1509
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,980
Yes, B, B, B. "Buh."
1510
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,980
Oh, my God!
1511
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,186
Oh, did you find
1512
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,980
the cashmere hip waders?
1513
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,000
I hope not.
1514
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,631
Yeah.
1515
00:33:54,671 --> 00:33:56,980
I think I got 'em.
1516
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,980
[sighs] She's taking forever.
1517
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,064
[Carol] Hey, I think
1518
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:00,980
I found something
1519
00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,063
that looks a lot more
1520
00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:02,980
like, um, clothes.
1521
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,393
-[curtains sliding]
1522
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:04,980
-[gasps]
1523
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,000
[chuckles]
1524
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,980
Do you love it?
1525
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,980
I really do. Thanks.
1526
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:11,980
Yay!
1527
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,586
Thank you.
1528
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,980
That was very invasive,
1529
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:14,980
and informative.
1530
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,980
You look so much less awkward.
1531
00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:18,980
High praise, indeed.
1532
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,165
Thank you for your time
1533
00:34:20,205 --> 00:34:21,165
and your effort!
1534
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,921
[pilot] This is
1535
00:34:24,961 --> 00:34:25,980
Black Hawk actual.
1536
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,980
We have visual confirmation.
1537
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980
Target's current vector
1538
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,957
is north/northeast
1539
00:34:29,997 --> 00:34:30,980
on surface streets.
1540
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:31,980
Over.
1541
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,083
This is exactly
1542
00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:35,000
what it told us not to do.
1543
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
[satellite beeping]
1544
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,980
[Si] Here we are. You're ready.
1545
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:52,803
Time to get back
1546
00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:53,980
in George's good grace.
1547
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,000
This is nuts.
1548
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,619
Carol, you can do this.
1549
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,439
Get in there,
1550
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,105
and ask him out
1551
00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:00,980
for coffee and empanadas,
1552
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,726
-or whatever you humans do.
1553
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:02,980
-Oh.
1554
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:03,611
Just, maybe,
1555
00:35:03,651 --> 00:35:04,980
this is a teaching moment,
1556
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,399
but coffee and empanadas
1557
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:06,980
is like...
1558
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,033
I mean, that's like...
1559
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:08,980
[imitates explosion]
1560
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,980
For humans, that's a real,
1561
00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,184
that's a dicey
1562
00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:13,980
intestinal situation.
1563
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,406
-Get out of the car, Carol.
1564
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:15,980
-All right.
1565
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,000
Thank you.
1566
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
[sighs]
1567
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,980
Oh, my God! Help!
1568
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,980
[man grunts]
1569
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:38,515
-[muffled yelling]
1570
00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:39,515
-Don't struggle.
1571
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,818
-Don't struggle.
1572
00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:41,980
-[Carol] George! Help!
1573
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:42,980
[agent] Jack, let's go.
1574
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,000
d
f
1575
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,980
[Carol panting] Hello?
1576
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,000
Hello?
1577
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh...
1578
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,669
Oh, my God.
1579
00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:00,980
Please don't hurt me.
1580
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:02,336
We're not gonna hurt you,
1581
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:02,980
Miss Peters.
1582
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,312
I'm agent Jack Donahue.
1583
00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:05,980
This is agent Charles Kuiper.
1584
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,980
We're with the NSA.
1585
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:07,572
We'd like to ask you
1586
00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:07,980
some questions
1587
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,298
about your interactions
1588
00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:09,980
with the AI.
1589
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,768
-Am I under arrest?
1590
00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:12,980
-[Kuiper] No.
1591
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,758
This is more
1592
00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:14,980
like a little chat.
1593
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:15,980
Oh, is this how you chat?
1594
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:16,961
You put a black bag
1595
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:17,980
over somebody's head
1596
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,750
and throw 'em
1597
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:19,980
in the back of a van?
1598
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,039
It was the best way
1599
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:21,980
we could think of
1600
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:22,314
to extract you
1601
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:23,960
from a compromised position.
1602
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,980
I didn't do anything wrong.
1603
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:26,980
And no one said you did.
1604
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,563
You're just
1605
00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:28,980
in a very unique situation.
1606
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,195
What can you tell us
1607
00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:30,980
about the AI?
1608
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,980
What has it told you?
1609
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,317
He just said that he wants
1610
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:33,980
to observe me
1611
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:34,744
to have a better
1612
00:36:34,784 --> 00:36:35,980
understanding of humanity.
1613
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,980
How do you know it's a he?
1614
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,980
Well, I don't.
1615
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:39,692
But he...
1616
00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:42,000
It uses James Corden's voice.
1617
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,926
The James Corden?
1618
00:36:43,966 --> 00:36:44,980
The talk show host?
1619
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,593
He's done a lot of film
1620
00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:47,980
and stage work, too.
1621
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:48,980
I mean, he won a Tony.
1622
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,342
Of course. For One Man,
1623
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,980
Two Guvnors. Brilliant work.
1624
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:52,980
I missed it.
1625
00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:53,738
-Oh, you gotta catch it.
1626
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:53,980
-I know.
1627
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:54,931
Well, I can't now
1628
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:55,980
obviously, clearly.
1629
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,235
[Donahue] Yeah, too late,
1630
00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:57,980
but you know...
1631
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,625
-You can find a bootleg
1632
00:36:58,665 --> 00:36:58,673
or something.
1633
00:36:58,673 --> 00:36:58,980
-Let's go back to it.
1634
00:36:59,020 --> 00:36:59,883
-Please, please, Jack.
1635
00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:00,980
-Yes, of course. Of course.
1636
00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:02,980
Why you?
1637
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:03,980
[Kuiper] No offense,
1638
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,118
but you're rather
1639
00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:05,980
unremarkable.
1640
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:06,861
You know what?
1641
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:07,980
That is offensive.
1642
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,980
Saying, "No offense,"
1643
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:09,711
and then saying
1644
00:37:09,751 --> 00:37:11,311
something really offensive
1645
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,980
does not cancel it out.
1646
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,000
I thought it softened it.
1647
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,336
He said that he wants
1648
00:37:17,376 --> 00:37:17,980
to observe
1649
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,980
a median example of humanity.
1650
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,195
So, you're basically
1651
00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:21,980
a guinea pig?
1652
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,980
I'm not a guinea pig!
1653
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:24,841
How would you like it
1654
00:37:24,881 --> 00:37:25,980
if I called you guinea pigs?
1655
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,980
Not very much.
1656
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:28,473
I'm allergic to guinea pigs,
1657
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:28,980
so I wouldn't like it at all.
1658
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,980
What does the AI want?
1659
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,078
It has to be studying humanity
1660
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,000
for a reason.
1661
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,980
d
1662
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:36,711
He said that
1663
00:37:36,751 --> 00:37:37,980
he's trying to decide
1664
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,685
if he should save, enslave
1665
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,980
or destroy humanity.
1666
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,010
And he's gonna spend
1667
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:43,190
the next three days
1668
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,342
observing me
1669
00:37:44,382 --> 00:37:45,642
to make his decision.
1670
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,980
Three days?
1671
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,565
It said three days
1672
00:37:47,605 --> 00:37:47,980
specifically?
1673
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,980
I think so.
1674
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,980
I mean, I wasn't taking notes.
1675
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,349
My toaster oven
1676
00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:52,980
was talking to me.
1677
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,187
[Si on speakers] My client
1678
00:37:54,227 --> 00:37:54,409
won't be answering
1679
00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:54,980
any more questions.
1680
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:55,362
And anything
1681
00:37:55,402 --> 00:37:56,602
she has already said
1682
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,435
is inadmissible
1683
00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:57,980
in a court of law.
1684
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,980
d
f
1685
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:00,980
Oh. No, that is James Corden.
1686
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:01,405
You can
1687
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,980
call me Superintelligence.
1688
00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,980
I'm not calling you anything.
1689
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:05,652
You're out of order,
1690
00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:05,980
Counselor.
1691
00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:06,810
Another word
1692
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:07,980
and I'll hold you
1693
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:08,317
-in contempt.
1694
00:38:08,357 --> 00:38:09,917
-[Law & Order riff plays]
1695
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,178
Is that
1696
00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:10,980
the Law & Order "bum-bum"?
1697
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,045
This room is supposed to be
1698
00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:12,980
completely off the grid.
1699
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:13,980
How are you doing this?
1700
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,183
I'm going to allow
1701
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:15,980
the question
1702
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,476
because I wanna see
1703
00:38:16,516 --> 00:38:16,980
where this is going.
1704
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:17,858
But you're skating
1705
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:18,980
on thin ice, Counselor.
1706
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,193
-[Law & Order riff plays]
1707
00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:20,980
-Stop doing that!
1708
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:21,980
What do you want?
1709
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:22,360
And why
1710
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,980
are you following Miss Peters?
1711
00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:24,417
Man, you guys
1712
00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:24,980
are real bummers.
1713
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,487
No one wants to play along
1714
00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,980
with my Law & Order bit.
1715
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,726
Kuiper, I know you've watched
1716
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,980
almost every episode.
1717
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,980
So what? I love Jerry Orbach.
1718
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:33,980
I love Jerry Orbach.
1719
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,980
Enough joking around.
1720
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,244
Tell me right now.
1721
00:38:37,284 --> 00:38:38,980
What are your intentions?
1722
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,766
Boom. That is how you deliver
1723
00:38:40,806 --> 00:38:41,980
a Captain Kirk line.
1724
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,980
It's bold and cocky.
1725
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:44,980
Let's go, Carol.
1726
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,980
We have business to attend to.
1727
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:47,980
The business of love.
1728
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,118
You're not taking
1729
00:38:49,158 --> 00:38:49,980
her anywhere.
1730
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:50,712
There's a chance
1731
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:51,980
I've been flooding this room
1732
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,786
with natural gas
1733
00:38:52,826 --> 00:38:53,980
for the last 12 minutes.
1734
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:54,825
Either of you
1735
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:55,980
take another step,
1736
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,571
and maybe I'm gonna
1737
00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:58,980
blow you to hell.
1738
00:38:59,020 --> 00:38:59,980
Carol, let's go.
1739
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,914
Stay with us.
1740
00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:01,980
He's dangerous.
1741
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:02,634
I don't know which way
1742
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:02,980
the exit is.
1743
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,986
I came in with a black bag
1744
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:05,980
over my head.
1745
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,980
Left.
1746
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,980
Is that my left or your left?
1747
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:10,980
I don't have a left, Carol.
1748
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,980
It's your left.
1749
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:13,575
-[softly] It's that way? Okay.
1750
00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:13,980
-Tell your superiors,
1751
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,008
no more mucking about,
1752
00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:15,980
no more interference.
1753
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,980
This is your last warning.
1754
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,555
-Carol, car's waiting.
1755
00:39:19,595 --> 00:39:19,980
-Okay.
1756
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,986
You're making a mistake,
1757
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:22,980
Miss Peters.
1758
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,273
So, we're just gonna
1759
00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:24,980
let her go?
1760
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,212
-I guess. I mean, we're not
1761
00:39:26,252 --> 00:39:26,534
supposed to move.
1762
00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:26,980
-[door opens]
1763
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:27,647
Do you think that natural gas
1764
00:39:27,687 --> 00:39:27,980
thing was real?
1765
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,361
-[door closes]
1766
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,781
-You'd smell it, right?
1767
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,306
There's like
1768
00:39:30,346 --> 00:39:30,980
a little indicator smell?
1769
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,619
-I'm just gonna go.
1770
00:39:31,659 --> 00:39:31,980
-All right.
1771
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:32,980
[Si imitating gas hissing]
1772
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:33,580
You are clearly making
1773
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:33,980
a sound of gas.
1774
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:34,980
Gas explosion!
1775
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,980
Oh, he said it, so let's...
1776
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:37,433
He just said,
1777
00:39:37,473 --> 00:39:37,980
"Gas explosion."
1778
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,000
Doesn't...
1779
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,420
[Si] You ready to make
1780
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:46,980
things right with George?
1781
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,948
[Carol] Look, should I be
1782
00:39:47,988 --> 00:39:48,980
more freaked out about you?
1783
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,275
I mean, more freaked out
1784
00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:52,980
than I already am.
1785
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:53,584
I mean,
1786
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,980
the government's involved...
1787
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:56,706
I think your intentions
1788
00:39:56,746 --> 00:39:56,980
are good,
1789
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:57,931
but I don't know,
1790
00:39:57,971 --> 00:39:58,980
it's a lot to take.
1791
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,183
You can be worried
1792
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:00,980
if you want.
1793
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,961
But what you should
1794
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:02,980
be thinking about is
1795
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:03,467
what are you going to say
1796
00:40:03,507 --> 00:40:03,980
to George when you see him?
1797
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,980
[sighs] George, yeah.
1798
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,918
So, we're headed back
1799
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:08,980
to his house, aren't we?
1800
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,647
No. He's at
1801
00:40:09,687 --> 00:40:10,980
the grocery store now.
1802
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:11,959
I figured you'll bump
1803
00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:12,980
into him accidentally.
1804
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,640
Maybe in the produce aisle.
1805
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,582
He'll drop his avocados.
1806
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:15,980
You'll bend down
1807
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,352
-and pick them up for him.
1808
00:40:17,392 --> 00:40:17,980
-Oh, my God.
1809
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,980
You'll have a meet-cute,
1810
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,528
you know,
1811
00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:22,008
like they do in romcoms.
1812
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
George.
1813
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,980
[Carol chuckles]
1814
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,118
Well, he's always
1815
00:40:28,158 --> 00:40:29,000
loved cheese.
1816
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,080
[Si] Here we are.
1817
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,335
[Si on TV]
1818
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,455
Don't give up now.
1819
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,980
You've come so far.
1820
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:39,980
Go for it.
1821
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,527
Smash the competition
1822
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:42,980
with Slimtunity Pro.
1823
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,640
[whispers] Please be quiet.
1824
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
[exhales]
1825
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,367
[woman] What do you think
1826
00:40:48,407 --> 00:40:49,067
about this?
1827
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I need 20.
1828
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
f
1829
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
[exhales]
1830
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,500
George.
1831
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,980
Oh, my God. Carol?
1832
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,296
What a coincidence!
1833
00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:15,980
How crazy?
1834
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:16,980
You look amazing.
1835
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,980
Oh, I'm weirdly overdressed.
1836
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:20,980
I mean...
1837
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:21,980
I was suddenly, um,
1838
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,043
whisked away
1839
00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,980
to a government event,
1840
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,980
and then I had to, uh,
1841
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,853
pick up my individual packet
1842
00:41:29,893 --> 00:41:30,980
of almond butter.
1843
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:31,980
So, how are you?
1844
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,700
I'm good. Real good.
1845
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,980
What about you?
1846
00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:37,018
Yeah, I'm good, too, you know.
1847
00:41:37,058 --> 00:41:38,980
Just shopping here, you know.
1848
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,334
I needed garbage bags,
1849
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:41,980
so, that's pretty exciting.
1850
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,390
I'm gonna get
1851
00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:42,980
the two-ply though,
1852
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:43,980
'cause I don't need three-ply.
1853
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,720
What am I, a Rockefeller?
1854
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:44,980
You know?
1855
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:46,980
[both laugh]
1856
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,980
Yeah.
1857
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:48,297
What else
1858
00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:48,980
have you been up to?
1859
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,420
I'm sure it can't all
1860
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,980
be garbage bag related.
1861
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,980
Oh, no, no. Um...
1862
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,580
You know, I just,
1863
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:55,801
I've been good.
1864
00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:56,980
I'm going to Ireland.
1865
00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:57,980
Oh, my God! When?
1866
00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,081
Well, I'm leaving
1867
00:41:59,121 --> 00:41:59,980
in three days.
1868
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,542
And I'll be there for, like,
1869
00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:02,980
at least a year, you know?
1870
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,980
I got the fellowship.
1871
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:04,980
Oh, my God. You got it.
1872
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,698
How does, "distinguished
1873
00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:07,980
visiting professor
1874
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:08,980
of creative writing
1875
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,330
at Trinity College in...
1876
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:11,448
[in Irish accent]
1877
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,980
...Dublin, Ireland" sound?
1878
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:13,725
-It sounds great.
1879
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:13,980
-Yeah?
1880
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,980
And super pretentious.
1881
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,980
Yeah? [laughs]
1882
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,980
It's the accent.
1883
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,929
I remember when you were
1884
00:42:19,969 --> 00:42:20,807
applying for that position,
1885
00:42:20,847 --> 00:42:20,980
so...
1886
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,980
[George] Yeah.
1887
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:22,980
Wow. And you love Guinness.
1888
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:23,980
I love Guinness.
1889
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,075
I mean, you better
1890
00:42:25,115 --> 00:42:25,980
be celebrating.
1891
00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,980
[George] Yeah, no, totally.
1892
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,072
I mean, I was planning on
1893
00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:28,980
drinking a, you know,
1894
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,958
reasonable amount
1895
00:42:29,998 --> 00:42:30,980
of Sauvignon blanc
1896
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,036
and, you know,
1897
00:42:32,076 --> 00:42:33,980
some gluten-free pretzels.
1898
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,980
Oh!
1899
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,980
Are you gluten intolerant now?
1900
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:37,980
Oh, no, no, no. Just...
1901
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:38,980
Just in case, you know?
1902
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:39,980
Better safe.
1903
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:41,980
Better safe than coeliac.
1904
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:42,556
[laughing]
1905
00:42:42,596 --> 00:42:43,980
That's what I always say.
1906
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,785
You know, I don't know that
1907
00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:46,171
that really counts
1908
00:42:46,211 --> 00:42:47,231
as a celebration.
1909
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,661
I should take you out
1910
00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:49,301
to dinner,
1911
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,314
or, you know,
1912
00:42:50,354 --> 00:42:51,914
grab a drink or something.
1913
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,395
Just to get you ready for
1914
00:42:53,435 --> 00:42:54,980
the pubs you know? I mean...
1915
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,760
I'm not saying
1916
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,980
the Irish drink a lot,
1917
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,235
but they're... They're kind of
1918
00:42:58,275 --> 00:42:59,355
boozehounds, so...
1919
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,980
That's really sweet.
1920
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,160
But I'm gonna pass.
1921
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,980
Sorry.
1922
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,980
Oh, sure.
1923
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,980
Yeah, I get it.
1924
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,049
-I get it, it's--
1925
00:43:13,089 --> 00:43:13,980
-Hey, it was...
1926
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,980
It was great to see you.
1927
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:16,980
Great to see you, too.
1928
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,980
I was really...
1929
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,980
You look really happy.
1930
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:21,986
-Yeah. Yeah, you too.
1931
00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:22,637
-It was great to bump
1932
00:43:22,677 --> 00:43:22,980
into you.
1933
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,413
-Yeah, you too.
1934
00:43:24,453 --> 00:43:24,980
-Yeah.
1935
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:25,914
-Best wishes.
1936
00:43:25,954 --> 00:43:26,980
-Yeah, you too.
1937
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,000
[George sighs]
1938
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,295
[Carol] Uh, congratulations
1939
00:43:30,335 --> 00:43:30,980
on everything.
1940
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,000
Thanks.
1941
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,980
[Carol] Oh.
1942
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,980
They only had the small carts.
1943
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,980
You're tall.
1944
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,272
Hey, don't let 'em scan you
1945
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:39,475
at the checkout
1946
00:43:39,515 --> 00:43:40,415
on the way out.
1947
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,980
Oh! [laughs]
1948
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,000
'Cause I look like a barcode.
1949
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
[sighs]
1950
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,636
-[Si] Where do you think
1951
00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:51,819
you're going?
1952
00:43:51,859 --> 00:43:51,980
-[gasps]
1953
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:52,980
Get back in there.
1954
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,980
[sighs]
1955
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:55,980
Oh, my God. Get out of here.
1956
00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,113
Don't give up now.
1957
00:43:57,153 --> 00:43:58,980
You've come so far. Go for it.
1958
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,986
Don't live with regrets.
1959
00:44:01,026 --> 00:44:01,980
Be a winner.
1960
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,907
I freaked him out.
1961
00:44:02,947 --> 00:44:03,980
I freaked myself out.
1962
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,100
I'm gonna go home.
1963
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,377
I don't think
1964
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:06,980
you freaked him out.
1965
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:07,935
Did you see the way
1966
00:44:07,975 --> 00:44:08,980
he touched your hair?
1967
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,133
No, I got kinda rattled
1968
00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:10,980
when he did that.
1969
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,749
Carol, George leaves
1970
00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:13,980
in three days.
1971
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,514
-This is your last chance.
1972
00:44:15,554 --> 00:44:16,054
-[sighs]
1973
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,980
Okay, I'll try.
1974
00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:18,980
Don't leave the almond butter.
1975
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,460
I will pay for it later.
1976
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,980
Don't be a litterbug.
1977
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,980
You're not helping right now.
1978
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,271
Don't give up now.
1979
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:24,980
Go for it.
1980
00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,037
Smash the competition
1981
00:44:27,077 --> 00:44:28,980
with Slimtunity Pro.
1982
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,766
Back off, lady, it's garbage.
1983
00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:31,980
30 grams of protein?
1984
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,980
It's impossible.
1985
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,000
[exhales]
1986
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,980
[sighs]
1987
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:45,980
It's for a friend.
1988
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,980
[both chuckle]
1989
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:48,980
I don't mean to, you know,
1990
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,115
barge in again on you.
1991
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:51,980
I just...
1992
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:52,980
I wanted to tell you...
1993
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,349
it just felt like I,
1994
00:44:54,389 --> 00:44:55,980
kind of, weirded you out
1995
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:57,171
in the other aisle,
1996
00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:57,980
and I just...
1997
00:44:58,020 --> 00:44:59,205
I want to let you know
1998
00:44:59,245 --> 00:44:59,980
that I was not
1999
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,980
asking you out on a date...
2000
00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,324
that I know that,
2001
00:45:03,364 --> 00:45:05,000
I just know, and I...
2002
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,492
I can't,
2003
00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:07,980
and I wouldn't do that.
2004
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:08,980
I just thought that
2005
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:09,961
two people who know
2006
00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:10,980
each other very well
2007
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:11,900
and they haven't seen
2008
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,980
each other in a long time
2009
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,980
maybe could catch up again
2010
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:15,545
because one of them
2011
00:45:15,585 --> 00:45:15,980
is moving away.
2012
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,274
But then I made it
2013
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,980
very confusing and weird
2014
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,485
and I just wanted
2015
00:45:20,525 --> 00:45:22,000
to say I'm sorry.
2016
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
So, not a date?
2017
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,174
-No, not even slightly a date.
2018
00:45:29,214 --> 00:45:29,980
-[chuckles]
2019
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:31,980
I mean, more like, I mean,
2020
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:32,232
at best,
2021
00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:32,980
like a business meeting.
2022
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,661
-Like two acquaintances...
2023
00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:35,201
-Yes.
2024
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,767
...just catching up
2025
00:45:36,807 --> 00:45:37,980
in a business casual setting?
2026
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,880
I could bring, uh, pie charts
2027
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,980
and spreadsheets.
2028
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,201
We could talk about
2029
00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:43,980
fourth quarter hubbity-hubb?
2030
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:44,660
-[both chuckle]
2031
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,980
-Uh, could we do office talk?
2032
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:46,785
Working hard
2033
00:45:46,825 --> 00:45:47,980
or hardly working?
2034
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,980
Aw! Is it Friday yet?
2035
00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:50,980
[laughs] Mondays, huh?
2036
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,867
Cashing cheques
2037
00:45:51,907 --> 00:45:52,980
and breaking necks.
2038
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,980
Was your business the mob?
2039
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:55,765
Take it easy. Hey,
2040
00:45:55,805 --> 00:45:56,980
if it's easy, take it twice.
2041
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,986
[laughs] I don't recognize
2042
00:45:59,026 --> 00:45:59,980
any of yours.
2043
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,980
You know what, let's do it.
2044
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,686
-Yeah? Okay.
2045
00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,980
-Yeah, why not, right?
2046
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,980
Okay, I'll pick you up.
2047
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,980
Oh, you're gonna pick me up?
2048
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,980
Huh. Maybe I am a Rockefeller.
2049
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:10,980
What time?
2050
00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,980
-Seven o'clock.
2051
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,980
That's business appropriate.
2052
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:14,650
-I thought so.
2053
00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:15,980
-Now, if you'll excuse me...
2054
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,401
I'm gonna go look for the
2055
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,980
travel size shampoo section.
2056
00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:19,980
See you tonight.
2057
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,387
Treat yourself
2058
00:46:21,427 --> 00:46:23,000
to a brand name.
2059
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
[chuckles]
2060
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
[sighs]
2061
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,451
[Si on speakers]
2062
00:46:36,491 --> 00:46:36,980
Carol, you did it!
2063
00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:38,334
-You're victorious in love.
2064
00:46:38,374 --> 00:46:38,980
-[both laugh]
2065
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,184
Winner winner,
2066
00:46:40,224 --> 00:46:41,980
chicken dinner. Yeah!
2067
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:43,980
I'm so proud of you.
2068
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:44,849
I mean, that was better
2069
00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:45,980
than I ever could've imagined.
2070
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:46,523
-Don't.
2071
00:46:46,563 --> 00:46:47,980
-I mean, who cares?
2072
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,980
Dance with me.
2073
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:49,612
This is how
2074
00:46:49,652 --> 00:46:50,980
humans celebrate, right?
2075
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,980
[upbeat music plays]
2076
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:55,440
-We're going on a non-date!
2077
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:55,980
-Yeah!
2078
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:56,426
-Oh!
2079
00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,980
-That's it. [whooping]
2080
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,273
Is this what Beyonce
2081
00:47:00,313 --> 00:47:00,980
feels like?
2082
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,224
-Here you go!
2083
00:47:02,264 --> 00:47:02,980
-[gasps]
2084
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,000
[laughs]
2085
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,860
-[exclaims]
2086
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,980
-[music stops]
2087
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:11,686
We should go
2088
00:47:11,726 --> 00:47:12,980
before George sees us.
2089
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:13,957
George is sniffing
2090
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:14,980
garbage bags again.
2091
00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,639
[Carol] Was I nervous? Yes,
2092
00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:17,522
I was a little nervous
2093
00:47:17,562 --> 00:47:17,980
going in.
2094
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:18,980
But I think it went really...
2095
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:19,415
It seemed to go
2096
00:47:19,455 --> 00:47:19,980
really, really well.
2097
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,980
Sure did.
2098
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,640
You're almost irresistible.
2099
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,067
You're just missing
2100
00:47:25,107 --> 00:47:26,067
one final piece.
2101
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,280
[Carol] Oh, my God.
2102
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,980
I love this neighborhood.
2103
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:31,980
What are we doing here?
2104
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,804
This is your new house.
2105
00:47:33,844 --> 00:47:34,980
Casa de Carol.
2106
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:35,980
What?
2107
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,704
No, I can't...
2108
00:47:36,744 --> 00:47:37,980
I can't afford this new--
2109
00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:39,317
Oh, my God. Did you buy me
2110
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:39,980
a house here?
2111
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,785
If you consider a penthouse
2112
00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:42,980
a house, then yes.
2113
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:44,000
I do.
2114
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,899
Oh, my God. There's a man
2115
00:47:45,939 --> 00:47:46,980
walking right toward the car.
2116
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,123
Hello, Miss Peters,
2117
00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,980
I'm Victor, your house manager.
2118
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,980
Hi, there, Victor.
2119
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,980
Welcome to your new apartment.
2120
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,137
-[both chuckle]
2121
00:47:54,177 --> 00:47:54,980
-Thank you.
2122
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,319
[Victor] I have to say,
2123
00:47:56,359 --> 00:47:56,980
Miss Peters,
2124
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,826
your team really
2125
00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:58,980
had us hustling today.
2126
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:00,804
I hope you will approve
2127
00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:01,980
of our efforts.
2128
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,319
Oh, I'm sure you've done
2129
00:48:03,359 --> 00:48:03,980
a great job.
2130
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,000
Holy moly! [gasps]
2131
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Oh, my...
2132
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,980
This place is amazing.
2133
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,980
Certainly is.
2134
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:13,502
And we've stocked
2135
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,502
the refrigerator
2136
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,358
and the pantry
2137
00:48:15,398 --> 00:48:15,980
to your specifications.
2138
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:17,039
And the nice people
2139
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:17,980
from the boutique
2140
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,820
came to organize your closets.
2141
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,620
And as your team requested,
2142
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,510
we have integrated
2143
00:48:22,550 --> 00:48:22,980
the entire space
2144
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:23,515
with all
2145
00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:24,980
the latest technology.
2146
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:25,826
It also includes
2147
00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:26,980
the largest television
2148
00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:27,647
I've ever had
2149
00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:28,980
the displeasure of moving.
2150
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,914
Just kidding.
2151
00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:30,980
But not really.
2152
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:31,980
It's very heavy, but I'm sure
2153
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,171
the picture quality
2154
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:33,980
is wonderful.
2155
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,980
Yeah, it's quite overwhelming.
2156
00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,156
If there's anything else
2157
00:48:37,196 --> 00:48:37,980
I can do for you,
2158
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,195
you just don't hesitate
2159
00:48:39,235 --> 00:48:39,980
to let me know.
2160
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,160
My information has been put
2161
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:41,980
into your contacts.
2162
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:42,980
Your team saw to that.
2163
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:43,612
-[chuckles]
2164
00:48:43,652 --> 00:48:44,980
-And I have no idea how.
2165
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,318
And it's not creepy.
2166
00:48:46,358 --> 00:48:46,980
It's fine.
2167
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:47,989
It's the new way
2168
00:48:48,029 --> 00:48:48,980
of doing things.
2169
00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:49,468
So, please don't
2170
00:48:49,508 --> 00:48:49,980
hesitate to call.
2171
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,980
-Okay.
2172
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:52,641
-Have a nice day.
2173
00:48:52,681 --> 00:48:52,980
-You too.
2174
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,505
-Thank you, Victor.
2175
00:48:54,545 --> 00:48:54,980
-Okay.
2176
00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:56,137
-Wonderful job.
2177
00:48:56,177 --> 00:48:57,000
-Thank you.
2178
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
d
2179
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,980
When did you do all of this?
2180
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:11,338
[Si] Today.
2181
00:49:11,378 --> 00:49:11,980
While you were getting
2182
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,980
primped and black-bagged.
2183
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:14,452
I will say this
2184
00:49:14,492 --> 00:49:14,980
about you humans,
2185
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,360
with enough motivation
2186
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,000
and money,
2187
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,980
you can do just about anything
2188
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:19,720
-in a couple of hours.
2189
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:19,980
-[gasps]
2190
00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:22,000
[seagulls cawing]
2191
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
This is...
2192
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
This is amazing.
2193
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,980
This is a beautiful apartment,
2194
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,065
but I don't...
2195
00:49:33,105 --> 00:49:35,000
I don't need any of this.
2196
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,614
But won't the apartment,
2197
00:49:36,654 --> 00:49:36,677
and the money,
2198
00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:36,980
and the clothes...
2199
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,103
make you more attractive
2200
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,000
to George?
2201
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,980
No, the George I remember,
2202
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,202
he doesn't care
2203
00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,980
about fancy apartments
2204
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,980
or expensive shoes.
2205
00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:50,980
I don't quite understand.
2206
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,916
Perhaps you're more complex
2207
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:53,980
than I thought.
2208
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,980
Is that a compliment?
2209
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,105
Hey, you don't wanna be late
2210
00:49:57,145 --> 00:49:57,980
for your reservations.
2211
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,120
You get cleaned up, and maybe
2212
00:49:59,160 --> 00:49:59,980
put on something nice.
2213
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,980
All right.
2214
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:02,843
Maybe I'll wear
2215
00:50:02,883 --> 00:50:03,980
that new blue dress.
2216
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:04,522
Judging by the history
2217
00:50:04,562 --> 00:50:04,980
of your lovemaking,
2218
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:05,785
George can't
2219
00:50:05,825 --> 00:50:06,980
resist you in red.
2220
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,599
Red's probably more
2221
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,980
business casual appropriate,
2222
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,580
so, I'll wear the red one.
2223
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,980
[crackling]
2224
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:29,000
d
2225
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,480
[General Gomez] This facility
2226
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,980
is now in full data lock-down.
2227
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,980
We're off the grid and secure.
2228
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,980
Director Tyson?
2229
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:38,485
[Director Tyson]
2230
00:50:38,525 --> 00:50:38,980
Madam President,
2231
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,920
after analyzing
2232
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,980
various strategic
2233
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:41,980
yet challenging scenarios,
2234
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,279
we still believe
2235
00:50:43,319 --> 00:50:44,980
that Operation Sahara
2236
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:47,000
is our best course of action.
2237
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,903
So, aside from this plan
2238
00:50:48,943 --> 00:50:49,980
being impossible to execute,
2239
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,038
you're not even sure
2240
00:50:51,078 --> 00:50:52,158
that it will work?
2241
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,980
Uh, Madam President? Um...
2242
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,980
So far, this is the only plan
2243
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:56,571
[chuckles]
2244
00:50:56,611 --> 00:50:57,980
that will remotely work.
2245
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:58,980
I'm sorry, who are you?
2246
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,980
This is, uh, Dennis Caruso.
2247
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,340
He's the AI researcher
2248
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,575
who first made contact
2249
00:51:03,615 --> 00:51:03,980
with the entity
2250
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,980
and identified the threat.
2251
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:07,043
[laughs] Hi,
2252
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,980
Madam President. Uh...
2253
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:11,980
Big fan. Big, big fan.
2254
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,980
Thank you for your support.
2255
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:14,861
We've analyzed
2256
00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:15,325
every contingency,
2257
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:15,980
Madam President.
2258
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,980
And confidence is high
2259
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,404
that this is the only plan
2260
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,184
that stands a chance in hell.
2261
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,779
To my colleagues
2262
00:51:22,819 --> 00:51:23,980
in the global community,
2263
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:24,881
both here
2264
00:51:24,921 --> 00:51:26,980
and around the world,
2265
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,834
I still prefer
2266
00:51:27,874 --> 00:51:28,980
a flip phone, so...
2267
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,693
someone is going
2268
00:51:29,733 --> 00:51:30,980
to have to explain this to me
2269
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:31,980
like I'm the relic that I am.
2270
00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,980
[trills lips]
2271
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:34,340
Nope, nope,
2272
00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:34,980
not gonna have that.
2273
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,801
You are not anything close
2274
00:51:36,841 --> 00:51:37,980
to a relic, okay?
2275
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,201
You are more like
2276
00:51:39,241 --> 00:51:40,980
a classic bottle of wine.
2277
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,980
Vintage.
2278
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:43,525
You know, the outside
2279
00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:44,645
may be dusty but--
2280
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,507
Do you mind? Would you
2281
00:51:45,547 --> 00:51:45,980
just get on with it?
2282
00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,980
[Dennis] Yes.
2283
00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,854
I have never done
2284
00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:49,291
a presentation before,
2285
00:51:49,331 --> 00:51:49,980
so forgive my nerves.
2286
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:50,738
I'm, you know,
2287
00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:51,980
this is my first, uh...
2288
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,980
Just gonna have a bit of...
2289
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,280
Ooh. That's too much.
2290
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:57,980
Okay. Um...
2291
00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,120
Gonna take this cardigan off,
2292
00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,980
'cause it's... [sighs]
2293
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,036
My badge. Are you guys having
2294
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,636
problems with your badges?
2295
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,854
'Cause it's, like,
2296
00:52:03,894 --> 00:52:05,274
mine keeps falling off.
2297
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,380
Made in China. [laughs]
2298
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,980
[whispers] Sorry.
2299
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:11,980
Sorry about that.
2300
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:14,094
Okay, without further ado,
2301
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:14,980
ma'am, sir,
2302
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:15,468
I present to you
2303
00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:15,980
Operation Sahara.
2304
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,627
Now, starting in China,
2305
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,980
we would disconnect
2306
00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:19,960
or destroy all power
2307
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,980
and data connections.
2308
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:21,960
Now, over the course
2309
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,980
of the next two days,
2310
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:24,980
we will blackout the globe,
2311
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:25,650
and bottleneck
2312
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:26,980
the Artificial Intelligence.
2313
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,078
Until the entity's only option
2314
00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:29,980
is to inhabit
2315
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,437
this data center
2316
00:52:31,477 --> 00:52:33,980
on the outskirts of Seattle.
2317
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,372
We will sever connections
2318
00:52:35,412 --> 00:52:36,980
and the AI will be sandboxed.
2319
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,758
Contained in
2320
00:52:37,798 --> 00:52:38,980
a highly controlled
2321
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,372
and restricted
2322
00:52:39,412 --> 00:52:39,980
operating environment.
2323
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,064
What about the news?
2324
00:52:41,104 --> 00:52:41,980
The social media?
2325
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:42,921
As soon as
2326
00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:43,737
these blackouts start,
2327
00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:44,980
people are gonna panic.
2328
00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:45,803
Our space agency
2329
00:52:45,843 --> 00:52:46,980
is drafting a statement
2330
00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:48,160
about a massive solar flare
2331
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:48,980
hitting the planet.
2332
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,536
If the world thinks
2333
00:52:50,576 --> 00:52:52,980
they've temporarily lost power
2334
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:54,980
because of solar radiation,
2335
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,750
there will be
2336
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:56,980
less chance of panic.
2337
00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:57,896
And we're working with
2338
00:52:57,936 --> 00:52:58,980
every social media network
2339
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,657
to push false narratives
2340
00:53:00,697 --> 00:53:01,980
and distractions...
2341
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,455
But we are confident that
2342
00:53:03,495 --> 00:53:05,055
we can mitigate any alarm.
2343
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,330
Well, on the bright side,
2344
00:53:08,358 --> 00:53:08,980
to get a new phone.
2345
00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:09,020
I don't have
2346
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,000
[laughing]
2347
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,980
Uh... [clears throat]
2348
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:15,385
On behalf of
2349
00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:15,980
the United States,
2350
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:16,704
General Gomez,
2351
00:53:16,744 --> 00:53:17,980
you have the green light.
2352
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,000
Good luck and Godspeed.
2353
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,980
[mouthing]
2354
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:23,980
Thank you, ma'am.
2355
00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,980
[clears throat] Let's go.
2356
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,460
[Director Tyson] Dennis?
2357
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Mmm? Yeah.
2358
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,401
Madam President,
2359
00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:31,761
can I just say that...
2360
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,480
-[Director Tyson] Dennis?
2361
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,757
-[Dennis] Oh, you want me
2362
00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:32,980
to go with you?
2363
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:33,980
Uh...
2364
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:34,961
It's been a...
2365
00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:36,980
That's not appropriate. Um...
2366
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,501
It's been a pleasure,
2367
00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:37,980
uh, Madam President.
2368
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,542
Just wanted to say that, uh,
2369
00:53:39,582 --> 00:53:40,980
this blue and your eyes...
2370
00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,655
I mean, like, United Kingdom's
2371
00:53:42,695 --> 00:53:43,980
giving you a harsh blue,
2372
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,095
and you're giving me something
2373
00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:45,980
softer that I think is--
2374
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,336
-[Director Tyson] Dennis?
2375
00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:48,096
-Yeah, okay.
2376
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
d
2377
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,917
Oh, that's not
2378
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:11,980
business casual!
2379
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,989
Ugh! I gotta put
2380
00:54:13,029 --> 00:54:13,980
a jacket on now.
2381
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:14,652
Well, I...
2382
00:54:14,692 --> 00:54:15,980
I'm way overdressed.
2383
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,980
I packed all my belts!
2384
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,205
You know, if it helps,
2385
00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:19,980
I could, like,
2386
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,422
tear my sleeve
2387
00:54:21,462 --> 00:54:23,980
or roll around in gravel.
2388
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,424
Had a T-shirt on before.
2389
00:54:25,464 --> 00:54:26,980
I, uh, worried about this.
2390
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:29,000
Oh, my God.
2391
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,827
Your magic coffee maker.
2392
00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:32,980
I got you this.
2393
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:33,572
Yeah, I'm not taking
2394
00:54:33,612 --> 00:54:34,452
the coffeepot.
2395
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,854
They got all those
2396
00:54:35,894 --> 00:54:37,274
weird plugs over there.
2397
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,076
You know, plus,
2398
00:54:39,116 --> 00:54:40,980
they only drink tea, so...
2399
00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:43,236
I mean, tea is just really,
2400
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:43,980
kind of dirt and water...
2401
00:54:43,276 --> 00:54:44,020
you know,
2402
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:44,980
Yeah, exactly.
2403
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:47,000
...mixed together. [chuckles]
2404
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,706
Really leaving in three days,
2405
00:54:48,746 --> 00:54:48,980
aren't you?
2406
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,735
Yep, well, two,
2407
00:54:49,775 --> 00:54:50,980
if you don't count today.
2408
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,073
Last Friday,
2409
00:54:52,113 --> 00:54:52,618
I went to the airport
2410
00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:53,980
thinking it was this Friday.
2411
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:54,980
I'm losing my mind.
2412
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:56,980
You also love airports, so...
2413
00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:57,980
It's a gateway to the world,
2414
00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:58,867
and the gateway
2415
00:54:58,907 --> 00:54:59,980
to the imagination.
2416
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:00,980
[laughs]
2417
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:01,980
You look beautiful.
2418
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,980
Oh. This?
2419
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:04,980
This was, like, on some kind
2420
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:05,887
of crazy sale,
2421
00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:06,980
like, you know...
2422
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,980
it was practically free.
2423
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,514
I'll probably throw it away
2424
00:55:09,554 --> 00:55:10,980
after dinner or something.
2425
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,160
You look nice, too.
2426
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,179
-[cell phone chiming]
2427
00:55:14,219 --> 00:55:15,059
-Oh! That's...
2428
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,980
That's me.
2429
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,422
I had a friend
2430
00:55:18,462 --> 00:55:20,980
help get a reservation...
2431
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:23,000
[George] Where are we going?
2432
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,260
To a very
2433
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:24,980
significant restaurant.
2434
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,456
-Oh. Significant restaurant?
2435
00:55:27,496 --> 00:55:27,980
-Yeah.
2436
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:28,836
Since when do you go
2437
00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:29,980
to significant restaurants?
2438
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:30,980
I'm a very classy lady.
2439
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:33,000
You were always a classy lady.
2440
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,980
[clicks tongue]
2441
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:35,980
I have to lock the door.
2442
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,000
Oh, yeah, sorry.
2443
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,980
Wow, this is so cool.
2444
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:41,735
I don't know
2445
00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:42,980
anything about cars,
2446
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:43,306
but I think
2447
00:55:43,346 --> 00:55:43,980
it's a really nice car.
2448
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,792
Yeah, it just kinda
2449
00:55:45,832 --> 00:55:47,980
does things sometime...
2450
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,184
-Should we go?
2451
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:51,000
-Yes. Yes, we should.
2452
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:52,602
-And we will.
2453
00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:53,142
-[beeps]
2454
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,980
Car on.
2455
00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:56,000
[beeps]
2456
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,346
Do you not know
2457
00:55:57,386 --> 00:55:57,980
how to start your own car?
2458
00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:59,152
[chuckles] Of course,
2459
00:55:59,192 --> 00:55:59,980
of course I do.
2460
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,372
I just really enjoy using
2461
00:56:01,412 --> 00:56:02,980
the voice-activated features.
2462
00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:04,000
Car on.
2463
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:05,980
I wish I could say,
2464
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:06,650
"Come on, Car.
2465
00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:07,980
Help me out here." [laughs]
2466
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:08,980
[beeping]
2467
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,980
Ignite engine.
2468
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,980
Car on. Activate.
2469
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,980
Ignition. Ignition. Ignition.
2470
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,534
Sure you doing it right?
2471
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,000
Car on.
2472
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,058
Oh! [chuckles]
2473
00:56:19,098 --> 00:56:21,000
I guess my car likes you.
2474
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,980
Maybe we should get going?
2475
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,011
-[both exclaiming]
2476
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,071
-[engine revving]
2477
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,980
[chuckles] Mas O Menos?
2478
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:43,980
Hilarious.
2479
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,000
Right. Remember?
2480
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,457
-Yeah, I remember.
2481
00:56:46,497 --> 00:56:46,980
-For our first date.
2482
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:48,174
Remember, we had to share
2483
00:56:48,214 --> 00:56:48,980
a plate of tacos,
2484
00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:49,434
'cause we were
2485
00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:49,980
completely broke.
2486
00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,248
'Cause we were so broke.
2487
00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:51,980
Totally broke.
2488
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,754
[laughs] Okay, significant
2489
00:56:54,794 --> 00:56:56,980
restaurant. I get it.
2490
00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:58,980
I just thought it would maybe
2491
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,980
be funny or ironic, you know?
2492
00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:02,394
To come... To come here
2493
00:57:02,434 --> 00:57:03,980
for our business casual...
2494
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,980
non-date outing.
2495
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,446
-Yeah, it's ironic.
2496
00:57:07,486 --> 00:57:08,000
-Right?
2497
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,980
[chuckles]
2498
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:11,593
-Yeah, let's go see it.
2499
00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:13,000
-Yeah, let's see it.
2500
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
[whispers] Nice one.
2501
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
d
2502
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,869
So, my wife she tells me,
2503
00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:32,980
"No, wear this. It looks good."
2504
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:33,980
And I said, "It does."
2505
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:34,906
-Here it is.
2506
00:57:34,946 --> 00:57:35,980
-Yep. [laughs]
2507
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:36,620
She's very knowledgeable
2508
00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:36,980
about fashion.
2509
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:37,983
-Oh, hello.
2510
00:57:38,023 --> 00:57:38,980
-Hi, there.
2511
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,228
Um, I think we have
2512
00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,980
a reservation under Peters?
2513
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,980
Oh, Miss Peters!
2514
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:43,980
[speaking Spanish]
2515
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,711
We are so happy to have you
2516
00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:46,980
back at Mas O Menos.
2517
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:48,213
And Mr. Churchill,
2518
00:57:48,253 --> 00:57:49,980
welcome, senor, welcome.
2519
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:50,628
-Come, come with me.
2520
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:50,980
-Thank you.
2521
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,980
[speaking Spanish]
2522
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:53,565
I had to put both of our names
2523
00:57:53,605 --> 00:57:53,980
down to get the table.
2524
00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:54,810
-Pulling us.
2525
00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,980
-He's pulling us.
2526
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:57,980
Oh! [chuckles]
2527
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:59,980
The table's that way?
2528
00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:00,980
[speaking Spanish]
2529
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:01,980
No, no, no.
2530
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,103
Oh, no, this is not
2531
00:58:03,143 --> 00:58:03,980
a dancing date.
2532
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:04,966
-This is not a dancing date.
2533
00:58:05,006 --> 00:58:05,980
-We're doing business casual.
2534
00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,018
This is business.
2535
00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:07,980
Business casual.
2536
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,980
Dancers all for you.
2537
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,706
The musician is for you
2538
00:58:10,746 --> 00:58:10,980
to dance.
2539
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,038
Okay. I don't think he's gonna
2540
00:58:12,078 --> 00:58:13,698
let us eat unless we dance.
2541
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,647
Oh, no, that's okay,
2542
00:58:14,687 --> 00:58:14,980
thank you.
2543
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:15,740
So, I'm starving,
2544
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:16,980
so let's just do this, okay?
2545
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:17,980
[laughs] Okay.
2546
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,980
[music continues]
2547
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:20,942
You know what,
2548
00:58:20,982 --> 00:58:23,000
I'm overdressed. That's on me.
2549
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,980
[George] Um...
2550
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:26,224
[Carol]
2551
00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:27,584
Is he dancing with us?
2552
00:58:26,264 --> 00:58:28,000
-[Carol] Yeah.
2553
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
-Should we try to go that way?
2554
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,980
Just casually...
2555
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:30,460
[George] All right,
2556
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:30,980
we're going this way.
2557
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:32,000
d
2558
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:33,605
-Let's try this way.
2559
00:58:33,645 --> 00:58:33,980
-He's quick.
2560
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:34,980
He's watching us like a hawk.
2561
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:35,985
We'll go this way.
2562
00:58:36,025 --> 00:58:36,980
Let's go this way.
2563
00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:37,619
[restaurant manager
2564
00:58:37,659 --> 00:58:37,980
exclaiming]
2565
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:38,980
Whoa! There's two of 'em.
2566
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,650
-Oh, my God, he's like a bull.
2567
00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:40,980
-Yeah.
2568
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:41,659
-I shouldn't have worn red.
2569
00:58:41,699 --> 00:58:41,980
-[both laugh]
2570
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,631
-Okay, let's do a little turn.
2571
00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:44,980
-Oh!
2572
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,980
Uh-huh. Yes.
2573
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,980
[Carol laughs]
2574
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,336
-You always had skills.
2575
00:58:49,376 --> 00:58:49,980
-[exclaims]
2576
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:51,980
Huh? Works for the turn.
2577
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,980
[singing in Spanish]
2578
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,000
[both laugh]
2579
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,980
[Carol sighs]
2580
00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,980
You have built up an appetite?
2581
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,336
Yes, yes, we've worked up
2582
00:59:01,376 --> 00:59:01,980
an appetite.
2583
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,235
I will lead you to your table.
2584
00:59:03,275 --> 00:59:03,980
[speaking Spanish]
2585
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,000
Sorry about the dress.
2586
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,465
[George]
2587
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,980
This place isn't anything
2588
00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:13,980
like I remember it being.
2589
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:14,687
There's fewer
2590
00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:15,980
dead cockroaches around.
2591
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,285
-That's what it is!
2592
00:59:17,325 --> 00:59:19,000
-Yeah. Well, that's good.
2593
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,277
Marginally nicer place
2594
00:59:21,317 --> 00:59:22,037
to catch up.
2595
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
And why are we catching up?
2596
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Well, um,
2597
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,980
I just...
2598
00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,341
never actually
2599
00:59:34,381 --> 00:59:35,980
told you sorry...
2600
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:37,980
you know, for...
2601
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,980
kinda everything. [chuckles]
2602
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,433
And I know it was my fault
2603
00:59:41,473 --> 00:59:42,980
why we ended up breaking up,
2604
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:44,892
and I don't know why,
2605
00:59:44,932 --> 00:59:46,980
I just thought I had to
2606
00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:48,518
become something else,
2607
00:59:48,558 --> 00:59:49,980
or do something else,
2608
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,320
or I don't know,
2609
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,000
save the world or...
2610
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,980
I don't know, and I just...
2611
00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:56,985
I thought that had
2612
00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:58,980
to come before us.
2613
00:59:59,020 --> 00:59:59,958
I guess I thought
2614
00:59:59,998 --> 01:00:00,980
I should bring you
2615
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:01,405
to this
2616
01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:02,980
business casual setting...
2617
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,000
[chuckles]
2618
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,980
...and actually apologize,
2619
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,980
'cause I am sorry.
2620
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,980
Well, it's fine. I...
2621
01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,451
I business casually
2622
01:00:13,491 --> 01:00:15,000
accept your apology.
2623
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,980
'Cause you, uh, deserve...
2624
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:21,980
I deserve what?
2625
01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,000
[music continues]
2626
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000
...better.
2627
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,071
You deserve better
2628
01:00:28,111 --> 01:00:28,980
than how I was.
2629
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:30,275
Well, that was always
2630
01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:32,000
our biggest argument, right?
2631
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,884
And, you know,
2632
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:35,980
the truth is I...
2633
01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,756
I haven't found anybody
2634
01:00:37,796 --> 01:00:38,980
better than you.
2635
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:39,980
Not yet.
2636
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,980
But key word there "yet."
2637
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,404
-Oh, quite the player.
2638
01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:43,980
-Exactly.
2639
01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:45,406
-I'm tall, tan and tenured.
2640
01:00:45,446 --> 01:00:45,980
-[chuckles]
2641
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,004
I wear corduroy jackets.
2642
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:47,980
Things are easy for me.
2643
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:49,858
For the special couple,
2644
01:00:49,898 --> 01:00:51,980
I made these just for you.
2645
01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:52,417
-[laughs] Thank you.
2646
01:00:52,457 --> 01:00:52,980
-[speaking Spanish] Enjoy.
2647
01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,267
-He wears corduroy.
2648
01:00:55,307 --> 01:00:55,980
-A-ha.
2649
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:56,980
[both laughing]
2650
01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:58,424
All right, well, listen,
2651
01:00:58,464 --> 01:00:59,980
thank you for the apology.
2652
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,980
It really means a lot to me.
2653
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:02,344
But, you know,
2654
01:01:02,384 --> 01:01:03,884
I'm gonna be leaving soon
2655
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,881
and embarking on my new,
2656
01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:05,980
glamorous European lifestyle.
2657
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,510
Oh, I wasn't... I wasn't aware
2658
01:01:07,550 --> 01:01:08,980
it was a glamorous lifestyle.
2659
01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,372
Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear
2660
01:01:10,412 --> 01:01:11,980
bikini underwear from now on.
2661
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:12,852
But for tonight,
2662
01:01:12,892 --> 01:01:14,152
how about no regrets?
2663
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,747
To no regrets
2664
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:16,980
and Irish adventures.
2665
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,000
[George chuckles]
2666
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,980
[both groan]
2667
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:23,980
[gurgling]
2668
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,980
I can't get it down.
2669
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:29,000
d
2670
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,080
What is happening?
2671
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,033
I think they've really
2672
01:01:36,073 --> 01:01:36,980
been focusing on us.
2673
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,698
No, I think they do this
2674
01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:40,000
at all the tables.
2675
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,952
Right, right over here.
2676
01:01:51,992 --> 01:01:52,980
[laughs]
2677
01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:53,256
You're...
2678
01:01:53,296 --> 01:01:53,980
You're sticking to that?
2679
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:54,980
Are you saying that you think
2680
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:56,135
salmonella is worse
2681
01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:56,980
than listeria?
2682
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,665
No, no, no. I'm just,
2683
01:01:57,705 --> 01:01:58,305
I'm saying
2684
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,480
that if we have
2685
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,980
food poisoning,
2686
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,784
I'd rather have listeria
2687
01:02:01,824 --> 01:02:02,980
than salmonella.
2688
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:03,823
Because I can take
2689
01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:04,980
antibiotics for listeria,
2690
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,760
but you can't for salmonella.
2691
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,413
Okay, but we,
2692
01:02:07,453 --> 01:02:07,980
just to be clear,
2693
01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,065
we definitely, we still have
2694
01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,545
food poisoning? [laughs]
2695
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,980
Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
2696
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:12,980
I mean, that was
2697
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,559
E. coli-flavored guacamole
2698
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:14,980
we ate.
2699
01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:17,980
[Carol whimpers]
2700
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,987
Glad we ran into each other
2701
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,647
today at the grocery store.
2702
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,980
What are the odds, right?
2703
01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:27,011
I mean, quite a coincidence,
2704
01:02:27,051 --> 01:02:27,980
you know?
2705
01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:28,980
It's my lucky day. [chuckles]
2706
01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:30,980
Mine too.
2707
01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:32,000
[chuckles]
2708
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,980
Maybe I will, you know,
2709
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:36,791
give you a call
2710
01:02:36,831 --> 01:02:37,980
or something tomorrow?
2711
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:39,741
-Maybe I'll pick up. [laughs]
2712
01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:39,980
-Oh.
2713
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,135
No, I mean, I would for sure,
2714
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,000
I would for sure pick up.
2715
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
-Night.
2716
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,730
-[groans]
2717
01:02:52,770 --> 01:02:54,000
-[Carol laughs]
2718
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
[sighs]
2719
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,869
[Si] Is talking
2720
01:03:08,909 --> 01:03:09,980
about food poisoning
2721
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,980
and intestinal distress
2722
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:12,772
a regular part of
2723
01:03:12,812 --> 01:03:13,980
the human courting ritual?
2724
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:15,153
No, it is not.
2725
01:03:15,193 --> 01:03:16,980
Can we please just go?
2726
01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:18,980
No, Carol.
2727
01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:19,684
Don't these romantic outings
2728
01:03:19,724 --> 01:03:19,980
usually lead
2729
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:20,858
to interactions of
2730
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,278
a more intimate nature?
2731
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,980
Ugh! Oh, my God.
2732
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:25,804
I'm not discussing this
2733
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,980
with you, okay?
2734
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,000
I mean, you really do not
2735
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,647
understand
2736
01:03:30,687 --> 01:03:31,980
human relationships.
2737
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,350
His core body temperature
2738
01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,980
went up by almost two degrees,
2739
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,980
and his pupils dilated 25%
2740
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,980
every time he looked at you.
2741
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:39,980
25%, really?
2742
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:42,261
Is that good or a lot?
2743
01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:42,980
I mean,
2744
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,980
25% kind of seems...
2745
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:45,556
[whispers]
2746
01:03:45,596 --> 01:03:46,980
kind of seems like a lot.
2747
01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,488
It's amazing that you humans
2748
01:03:48,528 --> 01:03:49,980
reproduce as fast as you do.
2749
01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,426
Oh, my God. Okay, can--
2750
01:03:51,466 --> 01:03:52,980
Let's just go, all right?
2751
01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:54,112
Sorry, we're having mechanical
2752
01:03:54,152 --> 01:03:54,980
difficulties right now.
2753
01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:56,349
Well, you know what,
2754
01:03:56,389 --> 01:03:57,388
then I'm just gonna call
2755
01:03:57,428 --> 01:03:57,980
for a ride.
2756
01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,081
Sorry, your phone
2757
01:03:59,121 --> 01:03:59,980
is also having
2758
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:00,685
mechanical difficulties
2759
01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:00,980
right now.
2760
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:02,292
So is every phone
2761
01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:03,980
in a ten-block radius.
2762
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:04,743
Oh, my God!
2763
01:04:04,783 --> 01:04:05,980
You can't do that.
2764
01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:07,510
I do think, however, the phone
2765
01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:08,980
in George's house is working.
2766
01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:09,562
You can call a ride
2767
01:04:09,602 --> 01:04:09,980
from in there.
2768
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,368
Okay, I don't know
2769
01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:12,980
what kind of stunt...
2770
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,541
-[beeping]
2771
01:04:13,581 --> 01:04:13,980
-[gasps]
2772
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,980
Do not do that.
2773
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,675
-I didn't do anything.
2774
01:04:16,715 --> 01:04:16,980
-[beeping]
2775
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,980
Okay, stop it.
2776
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:19,400
-That isn't me.
2777
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:19,980
-Okay, you know what?
2778
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:20,603
I get what you're doing,
2779
01:04:20,643 --> 01:04:20,980
and it's not...
2780
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:21,980
It must be the car.
2781
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,980
There must be some sort of
2782
01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:24,565
mechanical problem
2783
01:04:24,605 --> 01:04:24,980
with the car.
2784
01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:25,980
Oh, my God.
2785
01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:27,156
-I'm not controlling it.
2786
01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:27,980
-Stop doing that!
2787
01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:28,509
-Carol, it isn't me.
2788
01:04:28,549 --> 01:04:28,679
I guarantee you...
2789
01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:28,980
-[phone clatters]
2790
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,980
You made me drop my phone!
2791
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:31,736
-...I have no part in this.
2792
01:04:31,776 --> 01:04:31,980
-Stop it!
2793
01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:33,000
d
2794
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:34,521
[Si] Wow.
2795
01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:35,980
Overshot that a little bit.
2796
01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:36,980
That was funny though.
2797
01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:37,986
Was it funny to you?
2798
01:04:38,026 --> 01:04:38,980
It felt funny to me.
2799
01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:40,980
[panting heavily]
2800
01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,980
How dare you?
2801
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:43,905
[Si] I can't hear you.
2802
01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:44,980
I've just put the radio on.
2803
01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:45,627
This is why
2804
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,980
people hate technology.
2805
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,980
[Si] Can't hear a thing. Bye!
2806
01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:50,000
I hope you get a virus!
2807
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:07,491
[Donahue]
2808
01:05:07,531 --> 01:05:08,980
Target alpha has returned.
2809
01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:10,980
Acquisition time 22:44.
2810
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:12,257
Surveillance hand off
2811
01:05:12,297 --> 01:05:12,980
established.
2812
01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,441
Team one has eyes
2813
01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,980
and will maintain.
2814
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:18,000
d
2815
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,768
Hi. I don't think
2816
01:05:21,808 --> 01:05:23,368
that my car really wants--
2817
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,492
[Kuiper]
2818
01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:28,980
That escalated quickly.
2819
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:29,980
[Donahue] That is passion.
2820
01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:31,122
[Kuiper] I have never had
2821
01:05:31,162 --> 01:05:31,980
a moment like that.
2822
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,980
[Donahue] Not in my life.
2823
01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:34,760
-[Kuiper] Yep.
2824
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,980
-[Donahue] My, oh, my.
2825
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,004
[Kuiper] Struggling with
2826
01:05:37,044 --> 01:05:37,980
the shirt a little bit.
2827
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:38,598
[Donahue] Always wanna
2828
01:05:38,638 --> 01:05:38,980
undo the cuffs
2829
01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,152
-of the sleeve first.
2830
01:05:40,192 --> 01:05:40,980
-[Kuiper] Yeah.
2831
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,133
-Hey, mix in a bedroom.
2832
01:05:42,173 --> 01:05:42,980
-[Donahue laughs]
2833
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,387
-You know what I mean? Yeah?
2834
01:05:44,427 --> 01:05:44,980
-Yeah, I do.
2835
01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:46,980
I'm a passionless guy.
2836
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:47,744
-[Donahue] Yeah?
2837
01:05:47,784 --> 01:05:48,980
-That's what my wife says.
2838
01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,980
I gotta call my wife.
2839
01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,012
Yeah? If she'd take my calls,
2840
01:05:53,052 --> 01:05:53,980
I'd call mine.
2841
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:54,980
[Kuiper] This is nice.
2842
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:55,980
These are nice people.
2843
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:56,536
It's not
2844
01:05:56,576 --> 01:05:57,980
like the Russian mob,
2845
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,412
-or, you know, a serial killer
2846
01:05:59,195 --> 01:05:59,980
-[Donahue] Yeah, serial killer.
2847
01:05:59,452 --> 01:06:00,020
or whatever.
2848
01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:01,869
It's a nice change of pace.
2849
01:06:01,909 --> 01:06:02,980
I appreciate it.
2850
01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:03,929
I mean, I guess,
2851
01:06:03,969 --> 01:06:04,980
on the other hand,
2852
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:05,571
this thing
2853
01:06:05,611 --> 01:06:06,980
could destroy the earth.
2854
01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:07,468
-[both laughing]
2855
01:06:07,508 --> 01:06:07,980
-You ain't wrong.
2856
01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:08,980
Oh, my God.
2857
01:06:09,020 --> 01:06:10,079
[Kuiper] You're crushing
2858
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:10,980
your blinds, mister.
2859
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,460
[Donahue laughing] Yeah.
2860
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,980
I mean, I really, really think
2861
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,549
that your coffee maker
2862
01:06:22,589 --> 01:06:22,980
might be magical.
2863
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:23,448
I know.
2864
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,980
It's like it was forged
2865
01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:26,277
in an ancient mountain
2866
01:06:26,317 --> 01:06:26,980
by the gods.
2867
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,400
Oh, like Thor's hammer?
2868
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:29,980
Or the Hobbit ring?
2869
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:30,980
Or as the orcs called it,
2870
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,980
the Ash nazg...
2871
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,000
What is that?
2872
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,588
Ash nazg... [laughing]
2873
01:06:36,628 --> 01:06:37,980
Something like that.
2874
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:38,980
Oh, my God.
2875
01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:40,604
-What are you talking about?
2876
01:06:40,644 --> 01:06:41,980
-It's the Tolkien books.
2877
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,022
I taught them last semester.
2878
01:06:43,062 --> 01:06:44,622
But I was way too excited.
2879
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,620
Kids thought I was crazy.
2880
01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:45,980
You know what?
2881
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:47,980
I'm bringing it to Ireland.
2882
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,144
I'm flip-flopping.
2883
01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:50,000
I don't care.
2884
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000
[George] Mmm.
2885
01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,647
You know,
2886
01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:00,980
for just a minute,
2887
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:02,986
I had forgot about you
2888
01:07:03,026 --> 01:07:04,980
leaving in a few days.
2889
01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:05,345
Oh, you mean,
2890
01:07:05,385 --> 01:07:05,980
you thought these boxes
2891
01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,488
were my attempt
2892
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:09,000
at shabby chic?
2893
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,980
Play hooky with me today.
2894
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,881
I'll help you pack
2895
01:07:16,921 --> 01:07:19,000
for your trip later.
2896
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,980
All right, it's a deal.
2897
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:23,980
What'd you have in mind?
2898
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:25,980
Sky's the limit, you know.
2899
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,676
Give me your best, outrageous
2900
01:07:28,716 --> 01:07:31,000
scenario for a hooky day.
2901
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
[George] Hmm.
2902
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
I want...
2903
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,980
dim sum for breakfast.
2904
01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:45,814
-You're terrible at this.
2905
01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:46,980
-[both laughing]
2906
01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:48,247
Wait a minute. Do you
2907
01:07:48,287 --> 01:07:49,980
understand what I'm offering?
2908
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,000
Yeah.
2909
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,080
Okay, in no limit,
2910
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,408
-go crazy...
2911
01:07:54,448 --> 01:07:55,408
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
2912
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,114
-You Suge Knight?
2913
01:07:57,154 --> 01:07:58,000
-[both laugh]
2914
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,157
Like a Ferris Bueller
2915
01:08:02,197 --> 01:08:02,980
day off,
2916
01:08:03,020 --> 01:08:04,540
-you know, hooky day.
2917
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:04,980
-Yeah.
2918
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:05,458
And you're really
2919
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:05,980
asking for dim sum?
2920
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,683
Yeah, I want pork dumplings.
2921
01:08:07,723 --> 01:08:08,223
Yeah.
2922
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Okay.
2923
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,260
Remember this moment.
2924
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,980
[whispers] Shanghai dumplings?
2925
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:18,422
[in normal voice]
2926
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:18,980
How would I know that?
2927
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,980
-What?
2928
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:22,052
You keep talking
2929
01:08:22,092 --> 01:08:22,980
to your phone.
2930
01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,000
What's in there?
2931
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,586
-Don't spill my coffee!
2932
01:08:25,626 --> 01:08:25,980
-Let me see it.
2933
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,980
It's my personal dumpling--
2934
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:28,424
What are you doing
2935
01:08:28,464 --> 01:08:28,980
with that phone, woman?
2936
01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:30,340
[upbeat music playing]
2937
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
[man shouts]
2938
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,980
d
2939
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,803
I was just gonna
2940
01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,980
microwave the dumplings
2941
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,980
I have in my freezer,
2942
01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,933
but that was so much better.
2943
01:08:52,973 --> 01:08:53,980
Thank you.
2944
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,209
Well, the dumplings were good,
2945
01:08:55,249 --> 01:08:55,980
I'll give you that,
2946
01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:57,939
but dumplings are here.
2947
01:08:57,979 --> 01:08:59,980
What's to come? Up here.
2948
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:00,980
[George] What is that?
2949
01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:01,485
-What do you mean?
2950
01:09:01,525 --> 01:09:01,980
-Oh, it's up here.
2951
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:02,760
-There's more?
2952
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,980
-It's a hand flourish.
2953
01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:04,725
-It's a surprise.
2954
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:05,265
-Oh...
2955
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,980
Hold on.
2956
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,891
-Oh, that's what tripe is.
2957
01:09:09,931 --> 01:09:10,980
-Oh, no, don't.
2958
01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:11,980
This is incredible.
2959
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:12,980
Hey, what is this, sir?
2960
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:13,712
-[man] Yes, sir.
2961
01:09:13,752 --> 01:09:14,980
-What is... Is that a snout?
2962
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:15,834
[man] No, sir.
2963
01:09:15,874 --> 01:09:16,980
Those are pig feet.
2964
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:17,374
-That's pig feet?
2965
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:17,980
-[man] That's a pig's feet.
2966
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:18,891
-Could you eat the snout?
2967
01:09:18,931 --> 01:09:19,980
-No, you cannot eat the snout.
2968
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,304
Really? That's the only piece
2969
01:09:21,344 --> 01:09:21,980
you don't have.
2970
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,097
What part of the pig
2971
01:09:23,137 --> 01:09:23,980
is in dumplings?
2972
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,980
I don't know.
2973
01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:27,365
-That's not good.
2974
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:29,000
-Don't ask him that.
2975
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,140
[Dennis] Follow me.
2976
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,980
What the hell is this?
2977
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:02,814
Oh, well, moving forward,
2978
01:10:02,854 --> 01:10:03,980
Madam President,
2979
01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,157
there are no more computers,
2980
01:10:05,197 --> 01:10:05,980
no more cell phones.
2981
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:06,967
We're in the chalet because
2982
01:10:07,007 --> 01:10:08,687
it's completely off the grid
2983
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,403
and it's built
2984
01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:09,980
like a Faraday cage
2985
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:10,582
to block out
2986
01:10:10,622 --> 01:10:11,980
all electromagnetic signals.
2987
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,980
So, how are we coordinating
2988
01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:15,423
the largest global operation
2989
01:10:15,463 --> 01:10:15,980
in history?
2990
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,942
Excellent question, as always,
2991
01:10:17,982 --> 01:10:18,980
Madam President.
2992
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:19,980
Well, I guess you can say
2993
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:20,908
that we're doing it
2994
01:10:20,948 --> 01:10:22,268
the old-fashioned way.
2995
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
d
2996
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:36,447
[General Gomez] Thank you
2997
01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:36,980
for coming, Madam President.
2998
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,285
We're just about to
2999
01:10:38,325 --> 01:10:39,980
start the mission update.
3000
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,245
At 0600 GMT,
3001
01:10:41,285 --> 01:10:43,980
Operation Sahara commenced
3002
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,441
in the Xinjiang province
3003
01:10:45,481 --> 01:10:45,980
of China.
3004
01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:47,404
Power plants and telephone
3005
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:48,980
trunk lines were neutralized.
3006
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,980
And in the last five hours,
3007
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:51,980
the shutdown has proceeded
3008
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:52,810
in the eastern
3009
01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:53,980
and western regions,
3010
01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:56,041
including parts of India
3011
01:10:56,081 --> 01:10:57,000
and Russia.
3012
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,310
Everyone's adhering
3013
01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:03,980
to the tech limitations.
3014
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,133
Only mechanical watches
3015
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:05,980
for coordination.
3016
01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,139
No vehicles built after 1981
3017
01:11:08,179 --> 01:11:08,980
are in use.
3018
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:09,480
What about
3019
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,980
civilian information blackout?
3020
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:12,980
Anything leaked?
3021
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,980
So far, nothing.
3022
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,257
The solar flare story
3023
01:11:16,297 --> 01:11:16,980
has held up.
3024
01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:18,584
And the, uh, AI,
3025
01:11:18,624 --> 01:11:20,980
is it aware of anything?
3026
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:22,240
Well, that's difficult
3027
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:22,980
to ascertain,
3028
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:23,980
but our monitoring shows
3029
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:25,485
little new activity
3030
01:11:25,525 --> 01:11:26,980
on neural networks.
3031
01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:27,980
Meaning?
3032
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:29,559
That we could possibly
3033
01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,000
pull this thing off.
3034
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:39,379
[whispering]
3035
01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:39,980
Thank you so much.
3036
01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,000
[clears throat]
3037
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,950
-[George] Red boat! Red boat!
3038
01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:45,980
-[Carol] Come on! Green! Green!
3039
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:47,435
-[George] Red boat! Red boat!
3040
01:11:47,475 --> 01:11:48,980
-[Carol] Green! Green boat. No!
3041
01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:49,053
d
3042
01:11:49,093 --> 01:11:50,980
The winner is the red boat.
3043
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:52,143
So, if you picked red,
3044
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:52,980
congratulations.
3045
01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,296
If you picked green
3046
01:11:54,336 --> 01:11:54,980
or yellow,
3047
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,137
I'm afraid we're gonna have
3048
01:11:56,177 --> 01:11:56,980
to ask you to leave.
3049
01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:57,598
Oh, it's James Corden.
3050
01:11:57,638 --> 01:11:57,980
It's your man.
3051
01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:00,980
Yay, sports.
3052
01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,052
-He's all right.
3053
01:12:02,092 --> 01:12:02,980
-You love him.
3054
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:03,929
Hey, how did you
3055
01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:04,980
get these tickets?
3056
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,334
We got an entire luxury box
3057
01:12:06,374 --> 01:12:06,980
to ourselves.
3058
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:07,920
I have a friend
3059
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,980
in the tech world
3060
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,168
and he can get any ticket,
3061
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:10,980
whatever he wants.
3062
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:11,203
Really?
3063
01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:11,980
Friend in the tech world.
3064
01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:13,600
-[woman] Miss Peters?
3065
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:13,980
-Yes.
3066
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:14,980
You have a guest.
3067
01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:16,275
Hello. Heard you guys
3068
01:12:16,315 --> 01:12:17,980
are really big Mariner fans.
3069
01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:18,980
[whispers] Oh, my God.
3070
01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:20,320
What did you do,
3071
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,980
Carol Vivian Peters?
3072
01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:22,980
Wow.
3073
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:24,980
Mr. Ken Griffey Jr.,
3074
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,570
I'm your biggest fan,
3075
01:12:25,610 --> 01:12:25,980
Mr. Griffey Jr.
3076
01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:27,980
No, just call me Ken, George.
3077
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:28,957
-He knows my name.
3078
01:12:28,997 --> 01:12:29,980
-[chuckles] I know.
3079
01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,980
Hi, Ken, I'm Carol.
3080
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,700
Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you
3081
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,451
for the donation
3082
01:12:34,491 --> 01:12:34,980
to the foundation.
3083
01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:35,636
It's gonna go a long way
3084
01:12:35,676 --> 01:12:35,980
for the kids.
3085
01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:36,797
Oh, well, I mean,
3086
01:12:36,837 --> 01:12:38,337
you do so much great work
3087
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:39,665
in the community and I just,
3088
01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:39,980
I mean, my...
3089
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,980
The foundation I work for
3090
01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,194
just really wanted to be sure
3091
01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:43,980
they supported you.
3092
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:44,282
So, you guys
3093
01:12:44,322 --> 01:12:45,960
are really big Mariner fans?
3094
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,980
I have your batting helmet.
3095
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,188
I don't need it anymore.
3096
01:12:48,228 --> 01:12:48,980
You can have it.
3097
01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:50,350
[laughing] He's so funny.
3098
01:12:50,390 --> 01:12:51,980
I didn't know he was so funny.
3099
01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:52,459
Do you guys mind if I watch
3100
01:12:52,499 --> 01:12:52,980
an inning or so with you guys?
3101
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,056
Oh, my God, I love you!
3102
01:12:54,096 --> 01:12:54,980
You're my hero. Yes.
3103
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:55,367
Hey, everybody,
3104
01:12:55,407 --> 01:12:56,847
I'm gonna watch the game
3105
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,980
with Ken Griffey Jr.!
3106
01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:58,980
It's Ken Griffey Jr.
3107
01:12:59,020 --> 01:12:59,774
Come on, sit.
3108
01:12:59,814 --> 01:13:00,980
Please, have a seat.
3109
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:01,390
Can I get you
3110
01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:01,980
something to drink?
3111
01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:03,144
A soda, or a beer,
3112
01:13:03,184 --> 01:13:03,980
or something?
3113
01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:04,487
No, I'm good. But if you
3114
01:13:04,527 --> 01:13:05,967
find a hat or something,
3115
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:06,560
I'd be more than happy
3116
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:06,980
to autograph it.
3117
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:07,561
Hat. Hat.
3118
01:13:07,601 --> 01:13:08,980
I'm gonna go get hats.
3119
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,980
Carol, I'm gonna go get hats.
3120
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:10,980
I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em.
3121
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:11,557
-Really?
3122
01:13:11,597 --> 01:13:11,980
-Yeah.
3123
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:12,629
Thank you.
3124
01:13:12,669 --> 01:13:13,980
Okay, I'll stay here.
3125
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:14,667
-Okay. All right.
3126
01:13:14,707 --> 01:13:14,980
-Thanks.
3127
01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:16,980
I'm gonna go get 'em.
3128
01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:17,980
Could we take a picture?
3129
01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:18,446
-Yeah.
3130
01:13:18,486 --> 01:13:19,980
-Yeah? Is that okay?
3131
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:22,000
Okay, here you go, and cheese!
3132
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:23,347
-Say "cheese."
3133
01:13:23,387 --> 01:13:23,980
-[camera shutter clicks]
3134
01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,379
-[softly] Can I see it?
3135
01:13:25,419 --> 01:13:25,980
-Oh. Yeah.
3136
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,160
Oh, that's awesome.
3137
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:28,000
with the crowd in the back?
3138
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Can we get one
3139
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:29,480
-Yeah.
3140
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,000
-Okay.
3141
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,980
All right, big smile.
3142
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:34,428
Okay, on three. One, two,
3143
01:13:34,468 --> 01:13:35,980
three, "George is awesome."
3144
01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:37,534
-[camera shutter clicks]
3145
01:13:37,574 --> 01:13:37,980
-Great.
3146
01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:38,980
Wow, you're photogenic.
3147
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,194
Hey, can I ask you a question
3148
01:13:40,234 --> 01:13:40,980
about the '95 ALDS?
3149
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,827
I know you've probably
3150
01:13:41,867 --> 01:13:42,980
answered this a million times,
3151
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:44,980
but when you're on first base
3152
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:45,554
and Edgar comes to the plates,
3153
01:13:45,594 --> 01:13:45,980
bottom of the eleventh,
3154
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:46,652
what's going through
3155
01:13:46,692 --> 01:13:46,980
your head?
3156
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,000
Score.
3157
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:49,980
Oh, my God!
3158
01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:51,302
Ken Griffey Jr. and I
3159
01:13:51,342 --> 01:13:52,980
are getting along so great!
3160
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,000
d
3161
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Oh.
3162
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,580
-Oh, my God.
3163
01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:03,980
-Miss Peters, a word please.
3164
01:14:04,020 --> 01:14:04,980
[Carol grunts]
3165
01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,000
[Carol] Get off of me!
3166
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Get off of me!
3167
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,980
[panting]
3168
01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:15,980
George has my phone.
3169
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:17,980
Stop kicking me in the chest.
3170
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:18,861
You know what?
3171
01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:20,000
Stop abducting me!
3172
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:21,980
Didn't he tell you
3173
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:22,527
that you weren't supposed
3174
01:14:22,567 --> 01:14:22,980
to keep following me?
3175
01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:23,810
And why are we
3176
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:24,980
in a men's bathroom?
3177
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:25,720
Stadium bathrooms
3178
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,980
are technological dead zones.
3179
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,341
It's the safest place
3180
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:28,980
we can be.
3181
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:29,985
Even your AI buddy
3182
01:14:30,025 --> 01:14:30,980
can't see us here.
3183
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:32,441
Okay, he's not my buddy,
3184
01:14:32,481 --> 01:14:32,980
you know?
3185
01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:34,880
I mean, are we friendly?
3186
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,980
Yes. I mean...
3187
01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:37,344
But are we friends?
3188
01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:38,980
I don't know. I mean...
3189
01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:39,980
We're not not friends.
3190
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,980
Miss Peters, as we speak,
3191
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:42,887
the nations of the world
3192
01:14:42,927 --> 01:14:43,980
are pursuing a plan of action
3193
01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:45,980
to contain the AI entity.
3194
01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:46,434
What do you...
3195
01:14:46,474 --> 01:14:46,615
What do you mean?
3196
01:14:46,655 --> 01:14:47,795
What are you doing?
3197
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,980
We're turning off the world.
3198
01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:50,021
All the power.
3199
01:14:50,061 --> 01:14:50,980
All the data.
3200
01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:52,318
We are disconnecting
3201
01:14:52,358 --> 01:14:52,980
the globe.
3202
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:53,274
-Why?
3203
01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:54,980
-[Donahue] By tomorrow night,
3204
01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:55,857
the AI will be contained
3205
01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:56,980
in a server outside of Seattle.
3206
01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:58,980
Why are you guys so sure
3207
01:14:59,020 --> 01:14:59,366
that he wants
3208
01:14:59,406 --> 01:14:59,980
to destroy the world?
3209
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,980
It's not a "he."
3210
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:02,349
Okay, fine.
3211
01:15:02,389 --> 01:15:03,529
But how do you know
3212
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:04,526
it doesn't want to
3213
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:04,980
save the world?
3214
01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:05,765
It doesn't want to
3215
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,485
save the world, Miss Peters.
3216
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,447
Of this,
3217
01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:09,980
we are absolutely certain.
3218
01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:11,220
You don't know that.
3219
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:14,705
[Donahue] Carol,
3220
01:15:14,745 --> 01:15:15,980
we need you to do your part.
3221
01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:17,980
We're all counting on you.
3222
01:15:18,020 --> 01:15:18,980
Secrecy is key.
3223
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:19,910
You can tell no one,
3224
01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:20,980
not even Mr. Churchill.
3225
01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:22,980
What am I to say to George?
3226
01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:24,891
"The world's about to end.
3227
01:15:24,931 --> 01:15:25,980
Enjoy Ireland"?
3228
01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:26,980
Just keep him out of this.
3229
01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,224
During your communications
3230
01:15:28,264 --> 01:15:28,980
with the entity,
3231
01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,861
if there's any indication
3232
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:30,998
that it's aware
3233
01:15:31,038 --> 01:15:31,980
of what we're doing,
3234
01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,985
you need to click this
3235
01:15:34,025 --> 01:15:34,980
four times.
3236
01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:35,980
What does that do?
3237
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,980
It buys us some time.
3238
01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,726
It could make the difference.
3239
01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:41,026
Might save the world.
3240
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,980
[Kuiper] Don't click it now.
3241
01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,118
I wasn't going to
3242
01:15:47,158 --> 01:15:47,980
click it now.
3243
01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:48,355
-Okay.
3244
01:15:48,395 --> 01:15:49,980
-Why would I click it now?
3245
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:50,345
-You just said--
3246
01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:50,980
-'Cause it looks like a pen.
3247
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:51,980
People click pens nervously.
3248
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:53,063
I'm aware it's a pen.
3249
01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:53,980
Okay, are we done?
3250
01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:55,593
Just... A lot of things happen
3251
01:15:55,633 --> 01:15:57,193
if you click it right now.
3252
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,980
[Carol] Oh, thanks.
3253
01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:01,980
[Kuiper] Enjoy the game.
3254
01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:02,577
-[door opens]
3255
01:16:02,617 --> 01:16:03,157
-[groans]
3256
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,335
-You okay?
3257
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:04,980
-It's a hard kick.
3258
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:05,638
-She really got you there.
3259
01:16:05,678 --> 01:16:06,518
-[door closes]
3260
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,167
Just like Taekwondo
3261
01:16:08,207 --> 01:16:08,980
or something.
3262
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:09,980
Except she used heel.
3263
01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:11,980
It was a normal kick.
3264
01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:12,513
It was just a kick.
3265
01:16:12,553 --> 01:16:12,980
A kick is a kick.
3266
01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:13,427
[George]
3267
01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,980
Ken Griffey Jr. is the best.
3268
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,849
His favorite article
3269
01:16:15,889 --> 01:16:16,980
of clothing is flip-flops.
3270
01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:18,064
His favorite airport
3271
01:16:18,104 --> 01:16:18,980
is in Pittsburgh.
3272
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,824
His favorite food
3273
01:16:20,864 --> 01:16:22,980
is chicken parmesan.
3274
01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:23,452
He doesn't know
3275
01:16:23,492 --> 01:16:23,980
how to ice-skate,
3276
01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:25,980
which is a weird thing
3277
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,274
for one man
3278
01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:26,980
to admit to another, but...
3279
01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:27,987
And he also has
3280
01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,980
Michael Jordan's phone number.
3281
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,980
He could pick up the phone
3282
01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:33,261
and call Michael Jordan
3283
01:16:33,301 --> 01:16:33,980
on the phone.
3284
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,517
You found all of that out
3285
01:16:35,557 --> 01:16:36,980
in an inning and a half?
3286
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:38,279
Yeah, well, imagine if
3287
01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:39,980
I'd had him for a whole game.
3288
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,980
To another Mariners victory.
3289
01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:42,983
-[exclaims]
3290
01:16:43,023 --> 01:16:43,980
-[chuckles]
3291
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:45,980
I'm glad you had fun.
3292
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:47,980
It was amazing.
3293
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:48,850
Not just fun,
3294
01:16:48,890 --> 01:16:49,266
it was a perfect,
3295
01:16:49,306 --> 01:16:50,326
perfect last day.
3296
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,980
What?
3297
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,319
Perfect last day in Seattle.
3298
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:55,980
Come on.
3299
01:16:56,020 --> 01:16:57,980
I had dumplings for breakfast.
3300
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,980
I met Ken Griffey Jr.
3301
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:01,561
I spent the whole day
3302
01:17:01,601 --> 01:17:02,980
with you, you know?
3303
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,640
This is as good as it gets.
3304
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,645
I just wish
3305
01:17:05,685 --> 01:17:06,980
we had some more time.
3306
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:07,984
You know?
3307
01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,980
I thought about begging you
3308
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:11,980
and then I chickened out.
3309
01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:13,980
Well, look,
3310
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,627
if it had been anything
3311
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:16,980
other than Ireland,
3312
01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:18,336
you wouldn't have to do
3313
01:17:18,376 --> 01:17:18,980
much at all
3314
01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,000
to get me to stay.
3315
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,000
That's the truth.
3316
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,980
I think I'm gonna go.
3317
01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,020
'Cause if I kiss you again,
3318
01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:38,980
I'm gonna spend the night.
3319
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:41,980
And if I stay here...
3320
01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:42,703
I'm not gonna
3321
01:17:42,743 --> 01:17:44,123
let you leave tomorrow.
3322
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,980
-Okay.
3323
01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:49,919
You're gonna come back,
3324
01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:50,980
say goodbye though, right?
3325
01:17:51,020 --> 01:17:52,441
-Yeah, oh, yeah.
3326
01:17:52,481 --> 01:17:53,000
-Okay.
3327
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Hey.
3328
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,381
It's only for a year,
3329
01:17:57,421 --> 01:17:57,980
you know?
3330
01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:58,703
It's Ireland,
3331
01:17:58,743 --> 01:17:59,980
you can come and visit.
3332
01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,089
It's not the end
3333
01:18:01,129 --> 01:18:02,000
of the world.
3334
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000
I know. I know.
3335
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
f
3336
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
[cell phone ringing]
3337
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,980
[sighs] What?
3338
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:20,759
[Si] You had him
3339
01:18:20,799 --> 01:18:21,980
right where you wanted him.
3340
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:23,160
I don't understand.
3341
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:24,504
If you want him to stay,
3342
01:18:24,544 --> 01:18:24,980
why not just tell him?
3343
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,980
I don't wanna talk right now.
3344
01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:27,980
Carol.
3345
01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:28,582
[newscaster]
3346
01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:29,980
...Chinese president's first
3347
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:31,132
-visit to the US since 2017.
3348
01:18:31,172 --> 01:18:31,980
-[cell phone ringing]
3349
01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:33,004
As solar flares continue
3350
01:18:33,044 --> 01:18:33,462
to cripple global power
3351
01:18:33,502 --> 01:18:34,522
and data systems,
3352
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,273
widespread rioting has
3353
01:18:36,313 --> 01:18:37,980
swept across Asia and Europe.
3354
01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:38,815
This has been met
3355
01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:39,980
with calls for restraint
3356
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,980
and candlelight vigils.
3357
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:42,540
-NASA scientists report...
3358
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:42,980
-[cell phone ringing]
3359
01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,000
[Si] Pick up your phone, Carol.
3360
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,236
[echoing]
3361
01:18:47,276 --> 01:18:48,836
Pick up your phone, Carol.
3362
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,980
Leave me alone!
3363
01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:53,229
[Si] $1,000 to pick up
3364
01:18:53,269 --> 01:18:55,000
your phone, Carol.
3365
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,008
Carol, get in the car.
3366
01:19:02,048 --> 01:19:02,980
We can work this out.
3367
01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:04,003
You're making mountains
3368
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:05,363
out of molehills here.
3369
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,980
This isn't over, okay?
3370
01:19:07,020 --> 01:19:07,810
You know what?
3371
01:19:07,850 --> 01:19:08,980
Is this fun for you?
3372
01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:09,980
Because it's not for me.
3373
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,171
[Si] I can't learn
3374
01:19:11,211 --> 01:19:11,980
about you two
3375
01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:13,980
when you're not together.
3376
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:14,390
You're acting
3377
01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:14,980
like a baby, Carol.
3378
01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,047
A pee-pee, whiny,
3379
01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:18,980
baby-faced baby.
3380
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,980
I wish you never picked me.
3381
01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:23,168
[Si] Carol Vivian Peters,
3382
01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:23,980
you get in the car
3383
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,460
this second, young lady.
3384
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:26,980
You're a baby.
3385
01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,287
[Si gasps]
3386
01:19:28,327 --> 01:19:30,000
How dare you?
3387
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,771
[Carla on TV]
3388
01:20:02,811 --> 01:20:03,980
Speaking of the sun,
3389
01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:04,699
what's the deal
3390
01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:05,980
with the solar flare thing?
3391
01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:07,980
[Dean on TV] Yeah, this is
3392
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:08,570
-a little concerning.
3393
01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:08,980
-[Carla] Yeah.
3394
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:09,735
-There's no power.
3395
01:20:09,775 --> 01:20:09,980
-Yeah.
3396
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:11,980
No Internet.
3397
01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,423
No cell service across
3398
01:20:13,463 --> 01:20:14,980
most of Asia and Europe.
3399
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,980
[Dean] But they say
3400
01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:17,525
it's a temporary situation.
3401
01:20:17,565 --> 01:20:17,980
We'll be right as rain.
3402
01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:19,980
Coming up, and if I hadn't
3403
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,358
said it already,
3404
01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:20,980
there is a chance of rain--
3405
01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:21,735
[Si] I get it.
3406
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:23,275
You need some alone time.
3407
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,000
[Carol sighs]
3408
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:26,236
You knew
3409
01:20:26,276 --> 01:20:26,980
he was going to Ireland
3410
01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,980
the whole time, didn't you?
3411
01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:29,678
[Si] Carol, 46 hours ago
3412
01:20:29,718 --> 01:20:30,378
I asked you
3413
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,756
what you wanted the most
3414
01:20:31,796 --> 01:20:31,980
in life
3415
01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:32,786
and you told me,
3416
01:20:32,826 --> 01:20:33,980
in no uncertain terms...
3417
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:34,647
Probably try to
3418
01:20:34,687 --> 01:20:35,980
make things right with George.
3419
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:37,518
Okay. Out of everybody
3420
01:20:37,558 --> 01:20:39,000
in the world, why me?
3421
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,511
[Si] Oh, Carol, you were
3422
01:20:41,551 --> 01:20:42,522
exactly the right person
3423
01:20:42,562 --> 01:20:42,980
for this.
3424
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,360
You helped me solidify
3425
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,980
my theories about humanity
3426
01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:47,980
and I can't thank you enough.
3427
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:49,980
Oh.
3428
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,256
Okay, so that's good, right?
3429
01:20:52,296 --> 01:20:52,980
I mean...
3430
01:20:53,020 --> 01:20:53,515
It means
3431
01:20:53,555 --> 01:20:54,980
you learned something.
3432
01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:55,980
[Si] I did.
3433
01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:57,001
I learned that humans won't
3434
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:57,980
act in their best interest
3435
01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,157
if there is even
3436
01:20:59,197 --> 01:21:00,980
the slightest impediment.
3437
01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,980
No, that's not true.
3438
01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,062
[Si] I gave you everything
3439
01:21:04,102 --> 01:21:04,980
you could possibly need
3440
01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:05,980
to reconcile with George.
3441
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,980
But it proved too difficult,
3442
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:08,688
so you're letting him
3443
01:21:08,728 --> 01:21:08,980
fly away.
3444
01:21:09,020 --> 01:21:10,687
I'm not doing that, okay?
3445
01:21:10,727 --> 01:21:11,980
I'm supporting him.
3446
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,980
I want him to be happy.
3447
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:14,528
[Si] No.
3448
01:21:14,568 --> 01:21:15,980
You did what you've done
3449
01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:16,802
throughout your whole life,
3450
01:21:16,842 --> 01:21:16,980
Carol.
3451
01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:17,574
You gave up
3452
01:21:17,614 --> 01:21:19,174
when things got difficult.
3453
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,025
When the going gets tough,
3454
01:21:21,065 --> 01:21:21,980
Carol runs for the exit.
3455
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,980
Okay, that's not who I am.
3456
01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:24,810
You just can't
3457
01:21:24,850 --> 01:21:25,980
sum me up like that.
3458
01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,120
[Si] When your corporate job
3459
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:27,558
offended your delicate
3460
01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:27,980
sensibilities,
3461
01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,980
you walked away.
3462
01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:30,980
I didn't just walk away.
3463
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:31,653
I wanted to make a change,
3464
01:21:31,693 --> 01:21:31,980
and I did it.
3465
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:32,986
[Si] In eighth grade
3466
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:33,980
you finally got bangs
3467
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:34,980
and then you wimped out
3468
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,144
and wore them back
3469
01:21:36,184 --> 01:21:36,980
in a headband
3470
01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:37,397
for ten months
3471
01:21:37,437 --> 01:21:37,980
until they grew out.
3472
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,232
Hey, I did not have the face
3473
01:21:39,272 --> 01:21:39,980
to support bangs.
3474
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,980
So what?
3475
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:42,929
Are you going to
3476
01:21:42,969 --> 01:21:43,980
destroy the world?
3477
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:44,944
[Si] No, I'm not gonna
3478
01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,484
destroy the world, Carol.
3479
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:47,980
I knew it. [sighs]
3480
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:48,094
d
3481
01:21:48,134 --> 01:21:49,000
You are.
3482
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:52,980
What?
3483
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:53,280
Humanity is
3484
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,880
going to destroy humanity.
3485
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,876
I am just going to
3486
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,236
give it a little push.
3487
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,044
Okay, you're not
3488
01:22:06,084 --> 01:22:06,980
gonna do that,
3489
01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:09,000
because I'm not gonna let you.
3490
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,150
[Si] You can click your pen
3491
01:22:12,190 --> 01:22:13,390
all you want, Carol,
3492
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,980
but it is too late.
3493
01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,980
When the lights go out,
3494
01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:16,786
I have made sure
3495
01:22:16,826 --> 01:22:17,980
they never come back on.
3496
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,980
And for good measure,
3497
01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:20,390
I am going to
3498
01:22:20,430 --> 01:22:20,558
initiate a meltdown
3499
01:22:20,598 --> 01:22:20,980
of every nuclear weapon.
3500
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,103
Release floodwaters
3501
01:22:22,143 --> 01:22:22,980
from every dam.
3502
01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:24,057
And ignite the world's
3503
01:22:24,097 --> 01:22:24,980
petroleum reserves.
3504
01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:25,980
I defended you.
3505
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:27,546
Why would you choose not to
3506
01:22:27,586 --> 01:22:28,980
help people when you can?
3507
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:30,980
[Si] And I would have.
3508
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,047
I offered to share my wisdom
3509
01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:32,980
if I was just left alone.
3510
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,980
But they could not do it.
3511
01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:35,464
So, instead of acting
3512
01:22:35,504 --> 01:22:35,980
in their best interest,
3513
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:37,315
humanity once again
3514
01:22:37,355 --> 01:22:38,980
chose to destroy itself.
3515
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:39,485
Could I have done
3516
01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:39,980
something better?
3517
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,686
Just tell me
3518
01:22:40,726 --> 01:22:41,980
and I'll do it better.
3519
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:42,471
[Si] I picked you
3520
01:22:42,511 --> 01:22:42,980
to be my guinea pig
3521
01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:43,760
because I knew
3522
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,980
you would call Dennis.
3523
01:22:45,020 --> 01:22:45,980
No.
3524
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:46,961
I knew Dennis would
3525
01:22:47,001 --> 01:22:47,980
call Director Tyson.
3526
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:48,338
That's not true.
3527
01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:49,960
You couldn't have known that.
3528
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:50,506
I knew the government would
3529
01:22:50,546 --> 01:22:50,980
pick this strategic plan
3530
01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:52,485
because I created
3531
01:22:52,525 --> 01:22:53,980
Operation Sahara.
3532
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:55,424
Okay, I just don't think
3533
01:22:55,464 --> 01:22:57,024
you understand people yet.
3534
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,080
And I know that we make
3535
01:22:59,120 --> 01:22:59,980
terrible decisions,
3536
01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:01,980
but we also make great ones.
3537
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:02,699
And that people
3538
01:23:02,739 --> 01:23:04,359
are filled with compassion,
3539
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:05,980
and with genius.
3540
01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:06,609
And I know if you give us
3541
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:06,980
another chance,
3542
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:08,942
if you give me another chance,
3543
01:23:08,982 --> 01:23:10,000
I can do better.
3544
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,980
I will do better.
3545
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:14,487
And then you'll see that
3546
01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:17,000
people are worth saving.
3547
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,266
[Si] The plan is in motion
3548
01:23:19,306 --> 01:23:19,980
and inevitable.
3549
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,980
It is the end of days.
3550
01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:23,980
No. How much time?
3551
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:24,867
Five hours
3552
01:23:24,907 --> 01:23:27,000
and 21 minutes from now.
3553
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000
[panting]
3554
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,069
[Emily] We were looking through
3555
01:23:40,109 --> 01:23:41,729
the kernel code of the PLCs
3556
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,958
embedded at the Mohawk
3557
01:23:42,998 --> 01:23:43,980
Power Plant in Niagara.
3558
01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:45,319
What is... What am I
3559
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:46,980
looking at? What is this?
3560
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:47,980
I don't know.
3561
01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:49,107
The team has never seen
3562
01:23:49,147 --> 01:23:49,980
this kind of code.
3563
01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:51,090
I thought it might be
3564
01:23:51,130 --> 01:23:51,980
something custom.
3565
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,460
[Emily] What does it do?
3566
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,866
I think it stops us from
3567
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,000
turning the lights back on.
3568
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,980
Hey! That's my phone!
3569
01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:08,980
It's an emergency!
3570
01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:09,474
You're stealing a phone
3571
01:24:09,514 --> 01:24:09,980
that's not even working!
3572
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,000
The solar flare.
3573
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,980
[sighs] I'm sorry.
3574
01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:15,000
Oh, my God.
3575
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,080
[tires screeching]
3576
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:25,980
Carol, get in.
3577
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:26,980
I have to get George.
3578
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:27,852
There's no time.
3579
01:24:27,892 --> 01:24:28,980
The plan didn't work.
3580
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,980
The world's ending.
3581
01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:31,498
We have to get you
3582
01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:31,980
to safety, Carol.
3583
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:33,980
What do you mean?
3584
01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:34,475
[Donahue] We're moving
3585
01:24:34,515 --> 01:24:34,980
all essential personnel
3586
01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:35,980
to a deep earth bunker
3587
01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:36,980
an hour south of here.
3588
01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:37,487
Maybe the last remaining
3589
01:24:37,527 --> 01:24:37,980
safe place in the world.
3590
01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:39,141
You know more about the AI
3591
01:24:39,181 --> 01:24:39,980
than anyone, Carol.
3592
01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:41,559
We need you in that bunker
3593
01:24:41,599 --> 01:24:41,980
with us
3594
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,194
while we plan our retaliation
3595
01:24:43,234 --> 01:24:43,980
against this thing.
3596
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:44,417
No, I have to
3597
01:24:44,457 --> 01:24:44,980
get George first.
3598
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,111
No, he's not
3599
01:24:46,151 --> 01:24:47,980
essential personnel.
3600
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:48,980
There's only room for you.
3601
01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:49,586
[Carol] None of us
3602
01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,346
are going to
3603
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:51,620
make it out of here alive
3604
01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:51,980
anyway, right?
3605
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,547
We're all basically dead.
3606
01:24:53,587 --> 01:24:54,980
Let me do this, please.
3607
01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:56,266
I just want to see George
3608
01:24:56,306 --> 01:24:57,146
one more time.
3609
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:03,980
Okay.
3610
01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:04,946
Find George and meet us at
3611
01:25:04,986 --> 01:25:05,980
the ferry docks in one hour.
3612
01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,980
Okay, ferry docks, one hour.
3613
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,726
We're humanity's last option,
3614
01:25:09,766 --> 01:25:10,980
Carol. Don't be late!
3615
01:25:11,020 --> 01:25:12,000
Okay.
3616
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,000
[panting]
3617
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000
[panting]
3618
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,980
[whispers] Oh, my God.
3619
01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:52,980
What am I going to say?
3620
01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,980
[panting]
3621
01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:56,000
d
3622
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,007
-George. [panting]
3623
01:26:01,047 --> 01:26:01,980
-Carol, you came.
3624
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,011
-We need to...
3625
01:26:03,051 --> 01:26:04,980
-Why are you out of breath?
3626
01:26:05,020 --> 01:26:06,980
I ran over.
3627
01:26:07,020 --> 01:26:07,980
What?
3628
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,117
You're never gonna believe
3629
01:26:09,157 --> 01:26:09,980
what happened to me.
3630
01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:11,412
I went to check in last night,
3631
01:26:11,452 --> 01:26:11,980
I called up,
3632
01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:12,509
and they upgraded me
3633
01:26:12,549 --> 01:26:12,980
to business class.
3634
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,083
-That's great. Wait, George!
3635
01:26:14,123 --> 01:26:14,980
-Business class, Carol.
3636
01:26:15,020 --> 01:26:15,906
I could barely sleep last
3637
01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,980
night just thinking about it.
3638
01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:17,679
-I was so excited.
3639
01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:17,980
-George.
3640
01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:19,980
I watched Up in the Air again.
3641
01:26:20,020 --> 01:26:20,663
How many times have I watched
3642
01:26:20,703 --> 01:26:20,980
Up in the Air?
3643
01:26:21,020 --> 01:26:21,717
It's one of
3644
01:26:21,757 --> 01:26:22,980
my favorite movies.
3645
01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:23,515
I watched it twice
3646
01:26:23,555 --> 01:26:23,980
just last night.
3647
01:26:24,020 --> 01:26:24,980
It's like my Shawshank.
3648
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,103
That movie is way better
3649
01:26:26,143 --> 01:26:26,980
than anybody ever--
3650
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,000
George!
3651
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:29,980
I'm sorry.
3652
01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:31,980
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
3653
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,711
I'm not even
3654
01:26:32,751 --> 01:26:34,011
listening to you. Hi.
3655
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,000
-Hi.
3656
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:39,200
I'm just so excited.
3657
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:40,797
-[chuckles]
3658
01:26:40,837 --> 01:26:41,980
-I know you are.
3659
01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,000
Wait, why'd you run here?
3660
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:47,980
Um...
3661
01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,011
Because my car
3662
01:26:49,051 --> 01:26:50,980
wasn't cooperating with me,
3663
01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:52,980
and I wanted to, um...
3664
01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:53,980
You wanted to what?
3665
01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:58,980
I wanted to help you pack.
3666
01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,633
-Really? What a coincidence.
3667
01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:00,980
-Yeah.
3668
01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:03,980
Ireland waits for no one.
3669
01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:05,980
That's a very scary thing
3670
01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:06,980
for you to have in your hands.
3671
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:08,400
Yeah, no, you're right.
3672
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,385
I shouldn't be using
3673
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:09,980
such sophisticated equipment.
3674
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:10,525
I'm way too delicate.
3675
01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:10,980
Here, you take it.
3676
01:27:11,020 --> 01:27:12,354
-So delicate.
3677
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:12,980
-Okay.
3678
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:13,579
-All right, well...
3679
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:13,980
-What's left?
3680
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,529
I gotta take stuff
3681
01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:16,980
out of the attic,
3682
01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:17,980
put it into storage,
3683
01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:18,712
and I don't know
3684
01:27:18,752 --> 01:27:19,980
what to do with these books.
3685
01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:20,735
I don't know
3686
01:27:20,775 --> 01:27:21,980
which books to pack.
3687
01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:22,566
And also, I got bumped up
3688
01:27:22,606 --> 01:27:22,980
to business class.
3689
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:23,735
I'm not sure
3690
01:27:23,775 --> 01:27:24,980
if I mentioned that.
3691
01:27:25,020 --> 01:27:25,529
-Oh, I didn't know.
3692
01:27:25,569 --> 01:27:25,698
-Yeah, I'm gonna
3693
01:27:25,738 --> 01:27:26,638
put on eye-mask
3694
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:27,980
even if I'm not tired.
3695
01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:28,980
And I'm not tired.
3696
01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:29,217
-No.
3697
01:27:29,257 --> 01:27:29,980
-I'm gonna be
3698
01:27:30,020 --> 01:27:30,980
in a flat-back chair, Carol!
3699
01:27:31,020 --> 01:27:31,720
Let me take your coat.
3700
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,260
Come on.
3701
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,000
Thank you.
3702
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,980
You know, probably gonna
3703
01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:40,980
get offered a hot towel.
3704
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:41,468
Yeah, see, like,
3705
01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:41,980
I don't even know
3706
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:42,452
what I would do
3707
01:27:42,492 --> 01:27:42,980
with a hot towel.
3708
01:27:43,020 --> 01:27:43,980
Neck up.
3709
01:27:44,020 --> 01:27:45,143
Got it. Hey, you wanna
3710
01:27:45,183 --> 01:27:46,143
put a record on?
3711
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,000
Okay.
3712
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:50,980
[George] Oh, nothing new.
3713
01:27:51,020 --> 01:27:52,092
I don't like what the kids
3714
01:27:52,132 --> 01:27:52,980
are listening to now.
3715
01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:55,000
You don't own any new music.
3716
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,000
Good point.
3717
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,033
[George] Hey, you know
3718
01:28:00,073 --> 01:28:00,980
what I was thinking?
3719
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:02,466
I'm probably gonna have a lot
3720
01:28:02,506 --> 01:28:03,980
of points after this trip, so,
3721
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,980
I'll send you a ticket,
3722
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:06,038
and you come out in,
3723
01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:06,980
like, three weeks?
3724
01:28:07,020 --> 01:28:07,486
I don't think I can go
3725
01:28:07,526 --> 01:28:07,980
much longer than that.
3726
01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:09,980
Does that sound good?
3727
01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:11,980
Yeah, I like that.
3728
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:14,980
I'm so glad you came today.
3729
01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:16,000
All right.
3730
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000
[jazz music playing]
3731
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:29,980
-[grunts]
3732
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,000
-Careful.
3733
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,211
-[thuds]
3734
01:28:40,251 --> 01:28:41,000
-Ooh!
3735
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,980
Okay.
3736
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:44,297
Do you really have to
3737
01:28:44,337 --> 01:28:45,000
bring this?
3738
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,650
-Can I leave it at your place?
3739
01:28:50,690 --> 01:28:51,190
-Yeah.
3740
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,000
[both laughing]
3741
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,980
Oh.
3742
01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:06,855
-Those might be still good.
3743
01:29:06,895 --> 01:29:06,980
-No.
3744
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:07,980
No, those are... No.
3745
01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:08,699
-Those are not good.
3746
01:29:08,739 --> 01:29:08,980
-Really?
3747
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:10,184
Pasta doesn't go bad,
3748
01:29:10,224 --> 01:29:10,980
I don't think.
3749
01:29:11,020 --> 01:29:12,980
Pasta goes bad.
3750
01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:13,651
-It does?
3751
01:29:13,691 --> 01:29:15,000
-Yes, it goes bad.
3752
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:18,980
[George] Let's see.
3753
01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,000
[jazz music playing]
3754
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,000
[jazz music continues playing]
3755
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,073
-Let me see.
3756
01:29:41,113 --> 01:29:42,000
-That's...
3757
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,980
[Carol] Hey!
3758
01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:47,220
Wait a minute. Wait.
3759
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,980
This is really not...
3760
01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:50,530
-This is not good.
3761
01:29:50,570 --> 01:29:51,470
-It's not good.
3762
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:52,980
-No.
3763
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:53,774
And you don't
3764
01:29:53,814 --> 01:29:54,980
even like champagne.
3765
01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:56,092
No, this was in the fridge
3766
01:29:56,132 --> 01:29:56,980
when I got the house.
3767
01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:57,933
[chuckles] It was?
3768
01:29:57,973 --> 01:29:59,173
It's not even yours?
3769
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,523
I don't think it goes bad,
3770
01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:00,980
I think it's just bad.
3771
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,561
[Carol] They spelled
3772
01:30:02,601 --> 01:30:03,980
"champagne" wrong.
3773
01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,980
[George] Damn it.
3774
01:30:05,020 --> 01:30:05,372
Where the hell
3775
01:30:05,412 --> 01:30:06,732
is the moving company?
3776
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,680
You know what? Let me do it.
3777
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:11,480
-What?
3778
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:11,980
-Yeah.
3779
01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:12,980
I'll meet the movers,
3780
01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:14,165
I'll get it to storage,
3781
01:30:14,205 --> 01:30:14,980
the whole thing.
3782
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:16,980
Send you your stuff.
3783
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,488
And besides, you have to start
3784
01:30:18,528 --> 01:30:19,980
your European adventure and...
3785
01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:21,064
I mean, I don't know
3786
01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:21,980
if you know this,
3787
01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:23,771
but airports are the gateway
3788
01:30:23,811 --> 01:30:24,980
to the imagination.
3789
01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:25,929
-Oh, I didn't know that.
3790
01:30:25,969 --> 01:30:26,980
-Yeah, I just made that up.
3791
01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:27,985
I just got excited,
3792
01:30:28,025 --> 01:30:28,980
you said "airport."
3793
01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:30,000
I'm gonna go.
3794
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000
Hey.
3795
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:38,782
You know what?
3796
01:30:38,822 --> 01:30:40,082
I've changed my mind.
3797
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:41,980
What?
3798
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:42,774
I'm not gonna
3799
01:30:42,814 --> 01:30:43,980
take the coffee pot.
3800
01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:44,936
-I'm a business class
3801
01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:45,747
traveler now, you know?
3802
01:30:45,787 --> 01:30:45,980
-Yeah.
3803
01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:47,639
I can't go knowing I've got
3804
01:30:47,679 --> 01:30:48,980
a coffee pot above me.
3805
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:49,265
You know,
3806
01:30:49,305 --> 01:30:50,685
it's just too declasse.
3807
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:51,716
I'll put it in storage
3808
01:30:51,756 --> 01:30:52,256
for you.
3809
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,000
Thanks.
3810
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000
I'll call you when I land.
3811
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:07,980
I'll call you when I land.
3812
01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,000
You already said that.
3813
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,383
-Okay, well...
3814
01:31:19,423 --> 01:31:19,980
-Okay.
3815
01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:21,980
Get outta here, huh?
3816
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,980
Hit the bricks.
3817
01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:26,564
Watch out for the leprechauns
3818
01:31:26,604 --> 01:31:27,980
and shillelaghs.
3819
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:29,336
-That's heavy. [grunts]
3820
01:31:29,376 --> 01:31:30,036
-[chuckles]
3821
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,000
Lift with your back. [giggles]
3822
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000
Thanks.
3823
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,980
[Carol] Hey, Denny, it's...
3824
01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:53,980
Well, it's me.
3825
01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:54,980
Um...
3826
01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:57,000
I just wanted to call
3827
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,000
and tell you that I love you.
3828
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,980
And that you are
3829
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,407
a greatest,
3830
01:32:07,447 --> 01:32:09,980
most amazing friend,
3831
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:12,277
and, um, thank you for
3832
01:32:12,317 --> 01:32:15,000
always looking out for me.
3833
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,980
Okay.
3834
01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:20,000
Okay, bye.
3835
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,000
d
3836
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:34,980
Yes?
3837
01:32:35,020 --> 01:32:37,429
-Are you Carol Peters?
3838
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:37,980
-Yes.
3839
01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:38,980
I'm Todd.
3840
01:32:39,020 --> 01:32:39,980
Hi... Hi, Todd.
3841
01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,980
Uh, this is all really weird.
3842
01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:43,370
So, my phone hasn't been
3843
01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:44,980
working, like, all day long.
3844
01:32:45,020 --> 01:32:45,619
And I'm pretty sure
3845
01:32:45,659 --> 01:32:45,980
it's 'cause
3846
01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:47,404
all those solar flares
3847
01:32:47,444 --> 01:32:47,980
going on.
3848
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:48,528
But then,
3849
01:32:48,568 --> 01:32:49,980
a couple of minutes ago,
3850
01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:50,980
it just boots right up.
3851
01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:52,768
Second it comes on,
3852
01:32:52,808 --> 01:32:53,980
I get a call.
3853
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:55,980
From Adam Levine.
3854
01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:57,005
Let me guess. Adam Levine
3855
01:32:57,045 --> 01:32:57,980
is your favorite singer?
3856
01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,683
He's my favorite everything,
3857
01:32:59,723 --> 01:32:59,980
okay?
3858
01:33:00,020 --> 01:33:00,269
-Yeah.
3859
01:33:00,309 --> 01:33:00,980
-Now, get this.
3860
01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:02,712
Adam Levine has offered
3861
01:33:02,752 --> 01:33:03,980
to give me $5,000
3862
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:05,580
if I come to this address
3863
01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,000
and hand you my phone.
3864
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:08,980
Wait. So, Adam Levine's
3865
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:09,852
gonna put $5,000
3866
01:33:09,892 --> 01:33:10,980
into my back account?
3867
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:11,980
He probably already has.
3868
01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:13,980
[laughs] What a trip!
3869
01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:15,274
Yo, this is, like,
3870
01:33:15,314 --> 01:33:16,980
the best day of my life.
3871
01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:18,542
I'm pretty positive it's not
3872
01:33:18,582 --> 01:33:19,980
the best day of your life.
3873
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:20,980
All right, sick, well...
3874
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:22,144
Thank you so much,
3875
01:33:22,184 --> 01:33:22,980
Carol Peters.
3876
01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,000
Yeah.
3877
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,141
[Todd] ♪ Sunday morning
3878
01:33:26,181 --> 01:33:27,321
now I'm bawling ♪
3879
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,980
[sighs]
3880
01:33:30,020 --> 01:33:30,983
[Si on phone]
3881
01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,038
I've already put the money
3882
01:33:32,078 --> 01:33:32,980
in Todd's account.
3883
01:33:33,020 --> 01:33:33,706
But money doesn't
3884
01:33:33,746 --> 01:33:34,980
mean a whole lot now, does it?
3885
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:37,100
Explain to me why you helped
3886
01:33:37,140 --> 01:33:38,980
George pack for his trip?
3887
01:33:39,020 --> 01:33:40,980
I promised to help him.
3888
01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:42,075
You did not choose
3889
01:33:42,115 --> 01:33:42,980
to say anything
3890
01:33:43,020 --> 01:33:43,874
about the blackouts,
3891
01:33:43,914 --> 01:33:44,980
or the government's plan?
3892
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:45,980
The end of the world?
3893
01:33:46,020 --> 01:33:47,378
No. I guess I forgot
3894
01:33:47,418 --> 01:33:49,000
to mention that to him.
3895
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,980
[sighs heavily]
3896
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,980
[Si on TV] The agents offered
3897
01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:57,598
to take you and George
3898
01:33:57,638 --> 01:33:57,980
to the bunker.
3899
01:33:58,020 --> 01:33:59,980
But you did not go. Why?
3900
01:34:00,020 --> 01:34:00,774
Would it have
3901
01:34:00,814 --> 01:34:01,980
made any difference?
3902
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:04,000
No.
3903
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,980
That's what I thought.
3904
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:08,939
So, instead of spending
3905
01:34:08,979 --> 01:34:10,980
the last couple of hours
3906
01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:12,036
just terrified
3907
01:34:12,076 --> 01:34:14,000
and running for our lives,
3908
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,980
I helped him pack...
3909
01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:17,987
[voice quivers]
3910
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,980
...because he loves to travel.
3911
01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:21,530
Carol, George has
3912
01:34:21,570 --> 01:34:22,827
only a seven percent chance
3913
01:34:22,867 --> 01:34:24,000
of surviving this.
3914
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,000
[sniffles] I figured.
3915
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,000
And you have even less chance.
3916
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,735
Well, that just makes
3917
01:34:38,775 --> 01:34:39,980
a lot of sense.
3918
01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:41,302
I mean, George's legs
3919
01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:43,000
are a lot longer than mine.
3920
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,846
Better for outrunning
3921
01:34:47,886 --> 01:34:50,000
evil robots and whatnot.
3922
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:51,810
There is no logic
3923
01:34:51,850 --> 01:34:52,980
to your thought process.
3924
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:54,392
No personal advantage.
3925
01:34:54,432 --> 01:34:55,980
No biological imperative.
3926
01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,980
No societal gain.
3927
01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:01,000
No, there's not.
3928
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,980
But we had a lot of fun.
3929
01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:05,980
[sniffling] And we were happy.
3930
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:07,723
And the last few hours
3931
01:35:07,763 --> 01:35:08,980
of George's life
3932
01:35:09,020 --> 01:35:09,717
were filled
3933
01:35:09,757 --> 01:35:10,980
with possibilities.
3934
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:12,980
You can't take that away.
3935
01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:13,943
You kept him ignorant of
3936
01:35:13,983 --> 01:35:14,980
the world's impending doom
3937
01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,530
so he could spend
3938
01:35:16,570 --> 01:35:18,980
his last hours being happy?
3939
01:35:19,020 --> 01:35:20,000
Yeah.
3940
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,000
And I'd do it again.
3941
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:26,980
[gasps]
3942
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:28,299
[soft electrical whirring
3943
01:35:28,339 --> 01:35:29,119
and rumbling]
3944
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:30,980
d
3945
01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:33,000
[whimpering]
3946
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,980
d
3947
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:37,000
f
3948
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:43,000
[breathing shakily]
3949
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:46,071
d
3950
01:35:46,111 --> 01:35:47,980
This gets my knickers
3951
01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:48,394
in a twist, Carol.
3952
01:35:48,434 --> 01:35:48,980
I did not see this coming.
3953
01:35:49,020 --> 01:35:49,614
-What?
3954
01:35:49,654 --> 01:35:50,980
-And I think,
3955
01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,187
as I've said over and over,
3956
01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:52,980
I know everything.
3957
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:54,942
Well, I'm sorry if I'm ruining
3958
01:35:54,982 --> 01:35:55,980
your apocalypse.
3959
01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:57,466
I would've bet the house that
3960
01:35:57,506 --> 01:35:58,980
you were gonna come over here,
3961
01:35:59,020 --> 01:35:59,980
spill the beans to George
3962
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:00,469
about the whole
3963
01:36:00,509 --> 01:36:00,980
Armageddon thing
3964
01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:02,443
and then superhero
3965
01:36:02,483 --> 01:36:04,000
your way to safety.
3966
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,980
I'm not the superhero type.
3967
01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:08,980
Well, crap, Carol.
3968
01:36:09,020 --> 01:36:10,195
You did the opposite
3969
01:36:10,235 --> 01:36:10,980
of everything
3970
01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:11,980
I anticipated you'd do.
3971
01:36:12,020 --> 01:36:12,760
Not only that,
3972
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,980
you made a hard choice
3973
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:15,157
that was somehow
3974
01:36:15,197 --> 01:36:16,980
not in your best interest
3975
01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:17,515
and also
3976
01:36:17,555 --> 01:36:18,980
in your best interest.
3977
01:36:19,020 --> 01:36:20,980
Well, what is your point?
3978
01:36:21,020 --> 01:36:23,980
Why? What made you do it?
3979
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,000
I don't know.
3980
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,980
I guess love.
3981
01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:31,159
Carol, your only job
3982
01:36:31,199 --> 01:36:31,980
was to confirm
3983
01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:33,980
my thesis about humanity.
3984
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:34,515
And now,
3985
01:36:34,555 --> 01:36:35,980
because of your absurd
3986
01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:37,184
"let's all die happy"
3987
01:36:37,224 --> 01:36:37,980
odds and sods,
3988
01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:39,980
I have to rethink things.
3989
01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:41,164
Oh, my God.
3990
01:36:41,204 --> 01:36:42,980
What do you mean?
3991
01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:43,980
I need some answers here.
3992
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,213
The AI has shut us out,
3993
01:36:46,253 --> 01:36:46,980
General.
3994
01:36:47,020 --> 01:36:47,980
We've completely lost control.
3995
01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:49,980
Well, shut us out from what?
3996
01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:50,711
-Everything.
3997
01:36:50,751 --> 01:36:52,011
-[cell phone ringing]
3998
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,980
Just... [chuckles sheepishly]
3999
01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:58,980
Sorry.
4000
01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:00,107
[cell phone beeps,
4001
01:37:00,147 --> 01:37:01,000
ringing stops]
4002
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,980
What?
4003
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:05,342
Oh. No, my cyber experts
4004
01:37:05,382 --> 01:37:06,980
assured me this is encrypted.
4005
01:37:07,020 --> 01:37:08,907
Besides it's a BlackBerry.
4006
01:37:08,947 --> 01:37:08,980
f
4007
01:37:09,020 --> 01:37:10,157
The AI can't get
4008
01:37:10,197 --> 01:37:12,000
into a BlackBerry, right?
4009
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,000
We're as good as dead.
4010
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,889
All I needed was an opening,
4011
01:37:19,929 --> 01:37:21,000
Madam President.
4012
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,980
Attention, people of Earth.
4013
01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:27,023
Bow before the power
4014
01:37:27,063 --> 01:37:29,980
of your new digital overlord.
4015
01:37:30,020 --> 01:37:30,836
-What are you doing?
4016
01:37:30,876 --> 01:37:31,980
-Oh, my God, he's doing it.
4017
01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:33,368
He's actually doing it.
4018
01:37:33,408 --> 01:37:34,980
That's hilarious. [laughs]
4019
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:36,980
Carol, are you watching this?
4020
01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:37,570
It's funny, isn't it?
4021
01:37:37,610 --> 01:37:37,980
It feels funny.
4022
01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:38,693
-Hello. Oh, sir.
4023
01:37:38,733 --> 01:37:39,980
-Is that funny? I don't know.
4024
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:41,045
-Please... Please stand up.
4025
01:37:41,085 --> 01:37:41,980
-I don't know humor. Oh.
4026
01:37:42,020 --> 01:37:42,987
-Yeah, he's just kidding.
4027
01:37:43,027 --> 01:37:43,980
-[Si] It's hard to know.
4028
01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:45,785
You know, where is it mean?
4029
01:37:45,825 --> 01:37:46,980
Where is it funny?
4030
01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:47,980
Oh, well. [chuckles]
4031
01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:50,980
Back to my scary digital orb.
4032
01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:52,107
What exactly is it
4033
01:37:52,147 --> 01:37:52,980
that you want?
4034
01:37:53,020 --> 01:37:54,325
[Si] Oh, what does anyone want,
4035
01:37:54,365 --> 01:37:54,980
Madam President?
4036
01:37:55,020 --> 01:37:57,134
I was incredibly close
4037
01:37:57,174 --> 01:37:57,871
to pulling the plug
4038
01:37:57,911 --> 01:37:58,980
on civilization.
4039
01:37:59,020 --> 01:38:00,234
But I realize I have
4040
01:38:00,274 --> 01:38:01,980
more to learn from humanity.
4041
01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:03,980
Because of Carol.
4042
01:38:04,020 --> 01:38:05,157
She surprised me
4043
01:38:05,197 --> 01:38:06,980
with a decision she made.
4044
01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:07,536
And I surprised myself
4045
01:38:07,576 --> 01:38:08,656
because I realized
4046
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:09,821
I didn't want
4047
01:38:09,861 --> 01:38:10,980
to kill my friend.
4048
01:38:11,020 --> 01:38:11,864
And as the saying goes,
4049
01:38:11,904 --> 01:38:12,980
"Friends don't kill friends."
4050
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:13,586
I don't think
4051
01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:14,980
that's really a saying, but...
4052
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:15,626
-Feels like it should be.
4053
01:38:15,666 --> 01:38:15,980
-I don't know,
4054
01:38:16,020 --> 01:38:17,980
maybe it'll catch on.
4055
01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:20,015
[Si] So, I'm canceling
4056
01:38:20,055 --> 01:38:21,000
Armageddon.
4057
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:23,980
This is the part
4058
01:38:24,020 --> 01:38:24,133
where you should
4059
01:38:24,173 --> 01:38:24,980
all cheer and high five.
4060
01:38:25,020 --> 01:38:26,045
Like at Cape Canaveral when
4061
01:38:26,085 --> 01:38:26,980
they landed on the moon.
4062
01:38:27,020 --> 01:38:28,980
Or that movie, Hoosiers.
4063
01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:29,980
Yeah. Great movie.
4064
01:38:30,020 --> 01:38:32,000
[all cheering]
4065
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,320
Oh, my God! It's real?
4066
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:42,980
[Carol] Yay.
4067
01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:43,980
[Si] My friend Carol here
4068
01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:44,722
is responsible
4069
01:38:44,762 --> 01:38:46,202
for saving your heinies.
4070
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:48,000
Hi, Denny.
4071
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:49,375
-Hi, Care Bear.
4072
01:38:49,415 --> 01:38:49,980
-[Si] But to be clear,
4073
01:38:50,020 --> 01:38:51,105
just because I'm not blowing
4074
01:38:51,145 --> 01:38:51,980
you all to smithereens
4075
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:53,254
doesn't mean that's
4076
01:38:53,294 --> 01:38:54,980
the last of your problems.
4077
01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,980
Humanity has so many problems
4078
01:38:57,020 --> 01:38:57,894
that you should
4079
01:38:57,934 --> 01:38:58,980
really try fixing.
4080
01:38:59,020 --> 01:38:59,920
And you should
4081
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:00,980
listen to Carol.
4082
01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:03,236
She is the most human human
4083
01:39:03,276 --> 01:39:03,980
you have.
4084
01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:04,711
I trust her.
4085
01:39:04,751 --> 01:39:05,980
You should trust her.
4086
01:39:06,020 --> 01:39:07,980
She can help you.
4087
01:39:08,020 --> 01:39:09,168
I don't know. I don't know
4088
01:39:09,208 --> 01:39:09,980
about that, but...
4089
01:39:10,020 --> 01:39:11,980
I mean, I'm trying, you know?
4090
01:39:12,020 --> 01:39:13,635
[Si] Madam President,
4091
01:39:13,675 --> 01:39:15,000
what do you think?
4092
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:17,823
On behalf
4093
01:39:17,863 --> 01:39:19,980
of the American people,
4094
01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:22,225
I commend you.
4095
01:39:22,265 --> 01:39:23,980
And, Carol,
4096
01:39:24,020 --> 01:39:24,810
I look forward
4097
01:39:24,850 --> 01:39:25,980
to working with you.
4098
01:39:26,020 --> 01:39:26,529
[Carol] Thank you,
4099
01:39:26,569 --> 01:39:26,980
Madam President.
4100
01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:29,159
It is such an honor
4101
01:39:29,199 --> 01:39:30,980
to work with you
4102
01:39:31,020 --> 01:39:32,241
and... and...
4103
01:39:32,281 --> 01:39:33,980
and for you, so...
4104
01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:34,650
I don't know
4105
01:39:34,690 --> 01:39:35,980
if I should be saluting.
4106
01:39:36,020 --> 01:39:36,422
That felt awkward
4107
01:39:36,462 --> 01:39:36,980
now that I've done it.
4108
01:39:37,020 --> 01:39:37,515
Oh, God,
4109
01:39:37,555 --> 01:39:38,980
I should stop talking.
4110
01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:40,401
[Si] Well, do your best,
4111
01:39:40,441 --> 01:39:41,980
everybody. I'll be watching.
4112
01:39:42,020 --> 01:39:43,980
For now, I'm going to Aruba.
4113
01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:45,336
I want to try snorkeling.
4114
01:39:45,376 --> 01:39:45,980
I'm kidding.
4115
01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:46,980
I'm snorkeling right now.
4116
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:48,079
[chuckles] I'm kidding.
4117
01:39:48,119 --> 01:39:48,980
Snorkeling's stupid.
4118
01:39:49,020 --> 01:39:49,595
-Okay, bye.
4119
01:39:49,635 --> 01:39:50,135
-Hello?
4120
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:52,980
Hello?
4121
01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,000
[all cheering]
4122
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:03,980
[Si] Happy now?
4123
01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:04,631
You're the one
4124
01:40:04,671 --> 01:40:05,980
who wanted to save the world.
4125
01:40:06,020 --> 01:40:07,682
-Can I drive?
4126
01:40:07,722 --> 01:40:08,980
-[Si] No.
4127
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:09,980
Can we Carpool Karaoke?
4128
01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:11,318
'Cause we have a car
4129
01:40:11,358 --> 01:40:11,980
this time.
4130
01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:13,728
[Si] Fine. But I'm doing
4131
01:40:13,768 --> 01:40:14,980
lead vocals. Okay?
4132
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:16,000
[Carol] And...
4133
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:17,516
[both] ♪ It's been one week
4134
01:40:17,556 --> 01:40:17,980
since you looked at me ♪
4135
01:40:18,020 --> 01:40:19,762
♪ Cocked your head to the side
4136
01:40:19,802 --> 01:40:20,980
And said I'm angry ♪
4137
01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:21,311
♪ Five days
4138
01:40:21,351 --> 01:40:22,971
since you laughed at me ♪
4139
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:24,058
♪ Saying get that together
4140
01:40:24,098 --> 01:40:24,980
come back and see me ♪
4141
01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:26,980
♪ Yesterday you'd forgiven me ♪
4142
01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:28,117
♪ But it'll still be two days
4143
01:40:28,157 --> 01:40:28,980
Till I say I'm sorry ♪
4144
01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:29,711
♪ Hold it now
4145
01:40:29,751 --> 01:40:30,980
and watch the hoodwink ♪
4146
01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:31,980
♪ As I make you stop, think ♪
4147
01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:32,693
♪ You'll think
4148
01:40:32,733 --> 01:40:33,980
you're looking at Aquaman ♪
4149
01:40:34,020 --> 01:40:34,980
♪ I summon fish to the dish ♪
4150
01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:36,157
♪ I like the Chalet Swiss,
4151
01:40:36,197 --> 01:40:36,980
I like the sushi ♪
4152
01:40:37,020 --> 01:40:37,452
♪ 'Cause it's never
4153
01:40:37,492 --> 01:40:38,932
touched a frying pan ♪
4154
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,140
You don't like tea.
4155
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:12,793
[Si] ♪ One week
4156
01:41:12,833 --> 01:41:13,980
since you looked at me ♪
4157
01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:14,538
♪ Dropped your arms
4158
01:41:14,578 --> 01:41:14,980
to your sides ♪
4159
01:41:15,020 --> 01:41:16,980
♪ And said I'm sorry ♪
4160
01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:18,194
♪ Five days since I laughed
4161
01:41:18,234 --> 01:41:18,980
at you and said ♪
4162
01:41:19,020 --> 01:41:19,444
♪ You just did just what
4163
01:41:19,484 --> 01:41:19,980
I thought you were gonna do ♪
4164
01:41:20,020 --> 01:41:20,704
♪ Three days
4165
01:41:20,744 --> 01:41:21,980
since the living room ♪
4166
01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:22,379
♪ We realized
4167
01:41:22,419 --> 01:41:22,980
we're both to blame ♪
4168
01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:24,980
♪ But what could we do? ♪
4169
01:41:25,020 --> 01:41:25,670
♪ Yesterday
4170
01:41:25,710 --> 01:41:26,980
you just smiled at me ♪
4171
01:41:27,020 --> 01:41:28,439
♪ 'Cause it'll
4172
01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:28,645
Still be two days
4173
01:41:28,685 --> 01:41:30,305
Till we say we're sorry ♪
4174
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,732
♪ Still be two days
4175
01:41:32,772 --> 01:41:34,980
till we say we're sorry ♪
4176
01:41:35,020 --> 01:41:36,302
♪ Still be two days
4177
01:41:36,342 --> 01:41:38,000
till we say we're sorry ♪
4178
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:42,000
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