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[bell rings]
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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We've gotta see you,
Mr. Building.
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It's Belding, Josh.
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Just making sure you still
remembered in your old age.
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Very funny.
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We found this metal cylinder
buried under the football field.
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It looks like a bomb.
Will it blow us up?
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It won't explode, Duddy.
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Yeah. It's a dud,
like you.
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What is it?
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It's a time capsule, Robin.
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It was buried
by the class of 1993.
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I was going to open it
before graduation, but--
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what the heck --
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I'll do it right now.
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Wow. Do you think they
left messages for us?
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I hope they left us a chick.
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Pig.
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This class was really special.
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Wouldn't you know they'd
do something different?
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Look. They left
a videotape.
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I was really close to that gang.
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We were real buds.
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Hi, class of 2003.
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This tape is for you.
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We taped our life at Bayside,
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and, Mr. B, we have
a surprise for you.
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See? They loved me.
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Look in the third drawer
of your file cabinet
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under the "Triple Z" file.
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[all]
Gotcha!
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They were such kidders.
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Ohh.
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The class of 1993 had a special
relationship with our principal.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
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who's the buffest
principal of all?
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You are, you stud muffin, you.
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Mr. Belding, can
we switch sticks?
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Mine doesn't feel right.
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- Sure, Kelly.
- Never mind.
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All right, Kelly!
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- Hi, Mrs. Belding.
- My wife's here?
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Gee whiz, I'm sorry.
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I just had to dunk you.
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Who is this turkey?
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Nice shot. Come on,
let's go, let's go.
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What's your name, fireballer?
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Well, I'm--
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I'm Lisa Turtle.
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My days at Bayside were spent
looking fashionable
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and avoiding Screech.
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O.K., Screech,
disconnect.
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O.K.!
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[thunder]
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Hurry up! Sounds
like it's going to pour!
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Aah!
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[crash]
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Screech,
are you O.K.?
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Screech, answer me!
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Ohh!
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Screech.
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There's one of these
in every school.
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He always wanted to marry me
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and came close once
in a school project.
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Do you boys take these girls
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to be your school wives?
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You bet.
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I guess.
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Wahoo!
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That's what Mrs. Belding
said when we got married.
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Girls?
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- I do.
- I don't.
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[Lisa]
He was everywhere.
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Lisa, a wedding surprise
for you.
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Wow. Is this
from you, Max?
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[alarm rings]
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Time to get up, darling.
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The morning sunrise
is no match for you.
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Let's work out.
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Help!
Someone save me!
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Hold me, honey.
I'll protect you.
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Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
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Lisa no en casa.
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I love it when you speak German.
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What do you want?
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I was fired today.
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So?
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I don't think I have the
strength to go on living.
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O.K.
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He constantly bugged me,
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but when I was in trouble,
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he always came to my rescue.
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[music plays]
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Hey, there is no doubt about it.
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We have a winner.
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It is Screech and Lisa!
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All right.
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That's a good night from us
here at "Dance Party."
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Till next time,
this is Casey Kasem saying,
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keep your feet on the ground
and keep reaching for the stars.
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Come on, everybody,
let's do the sprain.
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Those kids really looked out
for one another.
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Kind of like us.
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The only thing you
look out for girls.
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So?
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You're a macho pig.
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Don't judge him, Robin.
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One time he looked out for
Mrs. Goldfarb's schnauzer.
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You dork.
He means people.
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Some things never change.
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That was a great class.
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Better than us?
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Well, uh, better is such
a hard word to define.
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I would say... different.
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My mom says I'm different.
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Duddy, you're different
and hard to define.
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They look cool.
Wish I had met them.
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They were cool, all right.
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They always tried to
fool me but never did.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Are you on the level?
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Absolutely.
I've seen it all.
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The thing we liked best about
school was fooling Mr. Belding.
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Agh!
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It's ringing.
Ready with the buckets.
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Hello, Mr. Testaverde?
This is Mr. Belding.
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You can hardly hear me?
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That's because the pipes
broke this morning.
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I can't stop the water, Joe!
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The water's rising!
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We're postponing all midterms
until we got this mess under control.
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Don't bother coming in today.
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All right? All right.
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O.K., cut out the noise.
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All right, everybody.
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The Lisa Special Sale
is about to begin.
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O.K., what am I bid
for this lovely lingerie
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worn by Lisa
while dreaming of Screech?
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- My entire life's savings.
- Sold.
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Hey, Belding is coming.
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Closing them.
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Hi, Mr. Belding.
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Hello, Morris.
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He's onto us.
We're dead.
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Hi, Screech.
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Hello, goodbye, let's do lunch.
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Hmm.
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Gone.
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Let the sale resume.
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Hi. I'm Screech Powers,
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and I was one of Bayside's
hunks in the nineties.
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Cool guy. He's radical,
gnarly, and buff.
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Yeah. He looks like the
geek you were cloned from.
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I would do anything for Zack --
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and he made sure that I did.
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I've been offered
a transfer to Hawaii.
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My son will be going with me.
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My pineapple bra
is killing me...
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Which means...
let's hula down!
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[Tahitian drumbeat plays]
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Mona lala, Lisa.
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What's that mean?
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You make my blood bubble
like hot lava.
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Well, mona lala lala --
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go sit on a volcano.
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Screech, did you get
the pictures?
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Yeah. What are
they for, anyway?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You seem lost.
Are you new here?
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[squeaky voice]
Yes, I'm new all over.
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I'm Jessie.
What's your name?
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My name?
Uh, Barbara.
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Barbara Bush.
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Well, Barbara, we better change.
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You can't play soccer in that.
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You need a uniform.
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I don't have one.
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I'll get you one.
What size do you wear?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You look like a petite.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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O.K., Barbara,
I found one.
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Barbara?
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Barbara... Bush?
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What a weird little girl.
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Jessie, don't worry.
Everything's going to be O.K.
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It's just geometry
makes me feel so stupid.
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I'm so depressed.
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Well, whenever I'm depressed,
I sing a song.
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Great idea.
Let's have fun.
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?
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Oh, I'm-- I'm Sinead O'Connor.
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Yeah.
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That's a famous name.
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You have a hit song.
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I do? I mean,
that's the other O'Connor.
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She's my niece.
She learned from me.
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You taught her
everything she knows?
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That I did. She can clean
toilets with the best of them.
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Zack, I have a surprise for you.
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00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:07,074
You do?
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00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,978
Remember in our project
I told you about another child?
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It was a girl.
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A girl?
That's great.
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Da da.
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Girls of Bayside,
if anyone's interested,
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I'm still single.
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You can reach me
at 1-800-Screech.
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No one is that desperate.
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I'm Jessie Spano.
I was student body president.
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Sometimes, to get elected,
you have to do things
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you swore you never would.
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Like, I don't care what he said.
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00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:48,248
Are you guys in favor
of MTV during study hall?
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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If I'm elected,
we're not going to study.
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We're going to party.
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The caterpillar emerges
from her cocoon...
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And takes a look
at her new body.
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00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:05,632
Now she's a butterfly,
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00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,268
now she has wings,
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and now she can fly.
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00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:22,015
Slater and I had a very
interesting relationship.
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00:14:22,082 --> 00:14:24,151
Slater, since we both work,
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we should share the
household chores.
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Fine.
You cook, I'll eat.
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00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,858
Haven't you ever heard
of the Women's Movement?
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Sure. Put on something cute
and move it into the kitchen.
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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We didn't agree on anything,
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but one time I wish I had.
253
00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:56,783
Jessie, those pills
are dangerous.
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00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,251
Yeah? Well,
so's geometry.
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You told me you were going
to stop taking them.
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00:15:00,253 --> 00:15:02,689
I need them to stay
awake and study, O.K.?
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00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:05,559
It's not O.K.
I'm worried.
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Give me the pills.
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00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,161
Mind your own business!
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Even when I did something
stupid, I could count on Zack.
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00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:15,969
[knock on door]
262
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,038
Jessie?
263
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:22,409
Jessie?
264
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,011
Hey, wake up.
265
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,880
We got to go to the Max.
266
00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:29,316
Come on, Jessie.
267
00:15:32,185 --> 00:15:33,186
Come on.
268
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,588
Zack...
269
00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:36,690
what time is it?
270
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,326
I have to take my geometry test.
271
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,361
You already took the test.
272
00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,363
I did?
273
00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:45,398
Yeah.
We got to go.
274
00:15:45,499 --> 00:15:47,134
Where are we going?
275
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,470
Where are we going?
You're singing tonight.
276
00:15:51,238 --> 00:15:53,073
- I'm singing?
- Yeah.
277
00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:54,174
Tonight?
278
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:55,175
Come on.
279
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:56,843
What am I going to wear?
280
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:59,679
Jessie, remember? Lisa's
bringing your costume.
281
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,148
I got to wash my hair.
282
00:16:01,248 --> 00:16:02,516
No. There's no time.
283
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:03,884
No time!
284
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:05,418
There's never any time!
285
00:16:05,552 --> 00:16:07,087
I don't have time to study!
286
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:09,089
I'll never get into Stanford!
287
00:16:09,189 --> 00:16:11,925
I'll let everyone down!
I'm so confused!
288
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:14,795
Jessie, hey, just calm down.
289
00:16:14,928 --> 00:16:16,196
It's O.K.
290
00:16:16,296 --> 00:16:17,931
Right. Everything
will be O.K.
291
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:19,733
I just need one of these.
292
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,536
Pills? You really
are taking drugs?
293
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,971
I need them, Zack!
I have to sing!
294
00:16:25,038 --> 00:16:27,774
Jessie, you can't sing tonight!
295
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:29,242
Yes, I can!
296
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:31,545
? I'm so excited ?
297
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:34,014
? I'm so excited ?
298
00:16:34,147 --> 00:16:35,849
I'm so...
299
00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:38,118
scared.
300
00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:41,454
Jessie, Jessie, come on.
301
00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:45,192
Jessie, hey, don't be scared.
302
00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:48,528
Listen, we'll get through this.
303
00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,198
Hey, come on...
304
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:56,703
Remember that time when
we snuck out to see "E.T."?
305
00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:59,039
Riding home on our bikes?
306
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,807
It was so dark,
307
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:02,676
and we were scared.
308
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,611
Come on.
309
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,981
So, what do you guys think?
310
00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,483
You've really aged,
Mr. Belding.
311
00:17:10,817 --> 00:17:12,752
That's not what I meant.
312
00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:14,821
I wish Screech was around now.
313
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:16,656
We'd get all the girls.
314
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,192
That A.C. Slater's
pretty cool.
315
00:17:19,259 --> 00:17:22,395
Yeah. Let's see
more of him.
316
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,764
Hi. I'm A.C. Slater.
317
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:26,633
I've lived all over the world,
318
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,936
but going to high school at
Bayside was the best trip for me.
319
00:17:30,103 --> 00:17:31,137
When I got here,
320
00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:32,339
Zack was itching
to get rid of me,
321
00:17:32,405 --> 00:17:34,074
and I was just itching.
322
00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:43,416
Ah-choo!
323
00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:50,056
Hey, this is study hall,
not "Soul Train!"
324
00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:54,027
But I got even with the Preppie.
325
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:55,495
What happened?
326
00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:57,030
I don't want to talk about it.
327
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:58,865
Were you in an accident?
328
00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:00,600
Fall down a flight of stairs?
329
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,135
Well, then what?
330
00:18:06,072 --> 00:18:08,441
You swear
you won't tell anybody?
331
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,277
Yeah, sure.
332
00:18:11,978 --> 00:18:13,580
Kelly beat me up.
333
00:18:14,347 --> 00:18:16,049
She beat you up?
334
00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:17,417
You're on the wrestling team.
335
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,819
I know.
It's humiliating.
336
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,988
I should have been
able to take her.
337
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:24,190
What happened?
338
00:18:24,391 --> 00:18:26,793
Kelly asked me over last night.
339
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:28,595
It was going great.
340
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:30,797
Then she got this
terrible headache.
341
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,565
Suddenly, she turned on me.
342
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:33,781
What did she do?
343
00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:35,070
I don't remember.
344
00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:38,505
I woke up in
some emergency room.
345
00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,274
I'm telling you, Zack --
346
00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:43,777
please be careful.
347
00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:46,613
She told me she likes
you more than me.
348
00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:47,981
No.
349
00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:55,388
But the two things
I loved best at Bayside...
350
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:56,923
He always loved me.
351
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:59,893
Were wrestling and Jessie Spano.
352
00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:06,099
Aah! Aah!
353
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,936
All right, hand him over.
354
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,140
Don't talk about his dog.
355
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,746
Now let's see how you do
with someone your own size, huh?
356
00:19:21,214 --> 00:19:23,216
Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
357
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,469
[birds chirping]
358
00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:44,437
Well, see you tomorrow.
359
00:19:44,571 --> 00:19:45,572
Good night.
360
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:46,840
Good night.
361
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,542
Slater.
362
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:51,144
Yes?
363
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,118
Thank you for helping me.
364
00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:00,854
I'll never wash
these lips again.
365
00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:06,593
I'm Kelly Kapowski.
366
00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,829
My biggest honor was
being elected homecoming queen.
367
00:20:10,196 --> 00:20:11,965
I never thought I'd get a zit.
368
00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:15,368
Of course it looked much worse
in my mind than it really was.
369
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:20,073
Hear ye, hear ye.
Your attention, please.
370
00:20:20,173 --> 00:20:22,609
The homecoming finalists
have arrived.
371
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,122
Zack had a secret formula
to get rid of it.
372
00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:37,357
When it didn't work,
373
00:20:37,457 --> 00:20:39,092
was my face red.
374
00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:41,327
Now for our homecoming queen,
375
00:20:41,428 --> 00:20:45,131
the girl who has school
spirit written all over her face,
376
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,500
Kelly Kapowski!
377
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:56,776
Hi. Thanks, everybody,
for making me your queen
378
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:59,045
even though I look like this.
379
00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:01,581
What I loved most
about high school
380
00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:03,316
were the good times
with friends.
381
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,485
Especially the guys.
382
00:21:05,618 --> 00:21:07,754
They knew how to have fun.
383
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,625
? Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ?
384
00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:15,495
? Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ?
385
00:21:15,562 --> 00:21:18,264
? Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ?
386
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,266
? Barbara Ann ?
387
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,136
? Oh, take my hand ?
388
00:21:23,236 --> 00:21:26,272
? Barbara Ann ?
389
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,208
? You got me rockin'
and a-rollin' ?
390
00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:30,743
? Rockin' and a-reelin',
Barbara Ann ?
391
00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:32,378
? Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ?
392
00:21:32,479 --> 00:21:33,780
? You got me
rockin' and a-rollin' ?
393
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,915
? Rockin' and a-reelin',
Barbara Ann ?
394
00:21:35,982 --> 00:21:38,451
? Ba-ba-ba
ba-Barbara Ann ?
395
00:21:42,989 --> 00:21:45,391
Well, gang, I guess that's all.
396
00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:48,561
There's just one more thing.
397
00:21:48,895 --> 00:21:51,297
I hate it when
he does that to me.
398
00:21:52,031 --> 00:21:55,535
Each of us has a message
for the class of 2003.
399
00:21:55,902 --> 00:22:00,773
Take care of our planet so the
kids of 2103 can enjoy it, too.
400
00:22:00,874 --> 00:22:02,342
Peace and love.
401
00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:05,378
Bayside was the first
real home I ever had.
402
00:22:05,445 --> 00:22:08,148
Be good to it,
or I'll come get you.
403
00:22:08,681 --> 00:22:10,183
All my fashion secrets
404
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:13,686
are taped to the back of
my old locker, number 144.
405
00:22:13,987 --> 00:22:17,290
In the meantime, keep
on rockin', Bayside.
406
00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:21,127
Class of 2003, let me leave
you with one wise thought.
407
00:22:21,194 --> 00:22:23,096
Be kind to geeks,
dweebs, and nerds.
408
00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:25,765
10 years from now, they'll
be the ones with all the money.
409
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:28,968
No matter what, keep on smiling.
410
00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:32,172
When life hands you a
lemon, make some lemonade.
411
00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:35,808
High school is
the best time of your life.
412
00:22:35,942 --> 00:22:38,611
Love it, live it, enjoy it.
413
00:22:38,711 --> 00:22:41,548
If you have any time left,
do some homework.
414
00:22:41,598 --> 00:22:46,148
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