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[bell rings]

? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ?

? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ?

? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ?

? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?

? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ?

? And my dog ate all my homework last night ?

? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ?

? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ?

I'll be graduating soon.

Maybe another guy will come along just as cool.

No way.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Zack.

What's going on?

We need a class gift. You got any ideas?

Yeah. Every girl in school gets a kiss from me.

Excuse me while I barf.

We want something that's lasting.

Last year's class gave a VCR.

Then we should get the complete "Gilligan's Island" video library.

Does anybody else have an idea?

Well, hey. Zack's graduating.

Isn't that enough of a gift?

What's so funny?

You know the school's got to be thrilled you're going.

Your diploma will say,

"Goodbye. Don't come to the reunion."

Come on.

Yeah, lay off of Zack.

I don't need you defending me.

Then I agree with them.

You'll be remembered as Bayside's biggest goof-off,

but I still like you.

? Bayside, we never shall forget thee ?

? Though we may sail to distant shores ?

? Bayside, we stay as first we met thee ?

? True to thine halls forevermore ?

Absolutely dreadful.

Excuse me, Mr. Clef.

I think that's because our school song's so old-fashioned.

"True to thine halls forevermore"?

Who talks like that?

[bell rings]

Class, thou art dismissed.

You're right.

That song should be in a nursing home.

The school needs a new one.

Hey, wait a minute. That's it.

What's it?

Make thyself clear, Lisa.

Let's write Bayside a new song for our class gift.

That's a great idea.

It would be fun, and it's something the school would appreciate.

It's time I did something for this school.

I'll help.

The senior gift committee agrees.

We'll give Bayside a new song.

Yes, a day without music

is like a day without trigonometry.

You're so poetic, Louise.

I wish I could be you.

Mr. Belding, what do you think?

A.C., I--

Well, what a surprise.

Zack Morris is late for a committee meeting.

I'm sorry. I was--

Wait, let me guess.

You were rescuing a troop of girl scouts

from a burning cookie factory.

10 bucks? What's this for?

It'll spare you the trouble of conning me out of it later.

I don't want your money.

I'll take it.

Zack's conned me so much, he owes me.

If we keep talking about all the trouble Zack's caused,

you'll all be here another four years.

Lisa, I think a new school song will make a wonderful senior gift.

Meeting's adjourned.

Let's go work on the song.

Nobody wants to be remembered as the school's biggest goof-off.

I need to clear my name.

The only way to clear your name is to change it.

This is a great thing you're doing.

Bayside will always be grateful

to the composers of its school song.

All right. See you.

But if I write that school song alone,

Bayside will remember me as a great guy, not a jerk.

[playing piano]

What do you think?

Nice, but I had a little variation. Do you mind?

Oh. Not at all.

[plays piano]

Oh, no. It was fine before.

Don't let her wreck it. She's just jealous.

I think you're right.

What do you think?

I kind of liked it the way it was.

O.K.

[piano plays]

Boy, Slater is really stubborn.

He's just trying to take over.

This song was my idea.

You're just trying to take over.

Yeah? Well, you're just jealous.

Excuse me?

Don't they care what you think?

Don't you care what I think?

Butt out.

I guess not.

How can you work like this?

I can't work like this.

Maybe this songwriting routine isn't going to work.

Well, maybe not.

Don't you want to hear my concerto?

- No! - No!

Well, I never!

Hmmpf!

Hmmpf!

And now to give Bayside a real gift

from that talented composer Zack Morris.

[plays blues piano]

? Oh, give me a school ?

Screech, what are you doing?

Writing a new school song.

I thought you weren't doing that.

I'm writing one of my own.

? Oh, give me a school-- ?

Screech, you twink, that's "Home on the Range."

You're crazy, Zack.

That's a cowboy song. This is about a school.

Well, if Screech is my only competition,

I won't have to worry.

[guitar plays]

? B-a-y ?

? S-i-d-e ?

[accordion plays]

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What is going on here?

Quiet!

I said quiet!

? All the girls and guys ?

? With stars in their eyes ?

Louise!

Louise!

Now will someone explain this little concert?

We're all trying to write the new school song.

You should give up.

Slater and I are working on a great tune.

Young people love accordion music.

If there are several songs,

then the senior class needs to--

it needs to hear them.

Why not have a contest?

Play them over the P.A. and let the seniors vote.

[all] Yeah.

That's a good idea. We'll do it Friday.

Now... no more rehearsing in the halls.

Go to class.

Learn something.

Go.

Let's go.

A contest? I am surprised at you, Zack.

It's a fair idea.

Well, I've turned over a new leaf.

Besides, I love contests.

They're so easy to fix.

[plays scale]

[hits detuned note]

Perfect.

[footsteps]

You're going to love this song.

Well, it's up to the seniors to judge.

Get ready.

Ahem.

Hello, again.

Here's Tori Scott and A.C. Slater

with their song, "Bayside We'll Remember."

[plays piano]

[hits detuned note]

? The football game we almost won ?

? The prom where we had so much fun ?

? Can all those days be comin' to an-- ?

[hits detuned note]

? E-End--end? ??

Play the right chords!

I am!

You're not. You're wrecking my song!

I wrote more of it than you did.

Fine. You sing it! I quit!

This seems pretty low,

but if I want to be remembered as a great guy,

I can't take any chances.

[Mr. Belding] Our next song is "Bayside My Home" by Screech Powers.

I can relax. He'll sink himself.

[plays Home on the Range]

? Oh, give me a school ?

? With a big swimming pool ?

? And a library crammed full a-books ?

? Where seldom is heard ?

? A complaint from a nerd ?

? And the chess team has plenty of rooks ?

? Home, home at our school ?

? Where the Swiss steak makes everyone drool ?

? Where dissecting mice ?

? Can be awfully nice ?

? Oh, Bayside, I think you're a jewel ?

And now here's Zack Morris with our final song.

Thanks, Mr. B.

All right, Bayside. Let's rock.

? Bayside is a school that's cool ?

? And you know that is true ?

? The girls are the cutest ?

? And the guys are the hippest, too ?

? Ooh ooh ? ? Ooh ooh ?

? Other schools try to touch us ?

? But you know that they don't have a clue ?

[electric guitar plays]

? We are rockin' 'n' rollin' ?

? From the morning till the day is through ?

? We are rockin' 'n' rollin' ?

? Till the day is through ??

Whoo!

Whoo!

Congratulations, Zack.

You received 132 votes.

All right!

You, too, Screech. It's a tie.

A tie? What do you mean?

A tie's when two contestants receive an equal number of votes.

I know what a tie means.

I just can't believe your song tied mine.

This school has a lot more geeks than we realize.

I'd like you each to perform your song

with our glee club at next week's assembly,

then the seniors vote on a winner. Good luck.

I told you before.

Well, it shouldn't be too hard beating Screech.

I'll just figure out a way to sway the dork vote.

O.K., boys, put my books away.

My pleasure, Louise.

Hey, Louise.

Would you like to have lunch with me?

Oh, my!

Do I have broccoli in my teeth?

No, but there's a piece of carrot.

Hmm.

Thanks, sweetie.

No problem, Louise.

Hey, Louise, you heard my song today, right?

Yes, and if I would've known what a sweetheart you are,

I would have voted for you instead of Screech.

Thanks. Maybe you can help me beat Screech in the finals.

You have a lot of influence over the nerds--

I mean, the-- the Bayside intellectuals.

Well, I could deliver Leonard, Louis,

and possibly Percival

for a little kiss.

You see what I see?

Oh... those lips are lethal weapons.

Zack's trying to steal the nerd vote.

It looks like he'll do anything,

and I mean anything, to win that contest.

Wait a minute.

Do you think "anything" could include sabotaging our songs?

I'll kill him.

I'll help.

Hold it.

Girls, let's really hurt him.

Let's figure out a way for him to lose to Screech.

Hi, guys.

You're voting for my Zacky's song, aren't you?

Whatever you say, Louise.

She's so hot.

You must be worried about Zack and Louise.

Whatever do you mean?

Zack's a big man around here.

Soon all the cool guys will be dating nerd girls.

That means there won't be any left for you dorks.

Heavens! I failed to view it from that perspective.

How dare he steal our women!

We've got to tell our fellow brains to vote for Screech.

Quick, to the nerd cave.

? Home, home at our school ?

No, no. All wrong.

It's your school you're singing about,

not a smelly sweat sock.

Show a little feeling now, hmm?

Screech, Screech.

Excuse us, but we need to talk to you.

O.K., uh...

take five, kids.

We want you to beat Zack.

We'd like to change your music.

Changes? Have you gone mad?

Don't mess with a masterpiece.

No, these are just tiny little things.

A note here, a word there.

Even Beethoven had help from his friends.

O.K., but I'm not going to wear a wig.

Now, step three,

I poured our secret weapon in Zack's cup.

It won't hurt him?

Nah. It's pure lemon extract.

It'll just hurt his chances to win.

Shh. Here he comes.

Be cool.

Hey, guys.

- Hi, Zack. - Hey.

We're anxious to sing your song.

Yeah? I thought you might be bummed

since your songs were eliminated.

No way. We just had bad luck.

Yeah, it's not like it was your fault.

True.

To prove there's no hard feelings...

To Zack.

Great. Thanks.

May you be the author of Bayside's new song.

Thanks, guys.

Man, this stuff's really sour.

The assembly starts in two minutes.

Take your places.

Let's go. Come on.

Our first song -- "Cool School."

It don't know why.

I keep the thermostat at 70. Ha ha ha!

Here to sing his song, with our own glee club, Zack Morris!

[piano plays]

? Bayside is a school that's cool ?

? And you know that is true ?

? Know that is true ?

? Know that is true ?

? The girls are the cutest, and the guys are the hippest, too ?

? Hippest, too, hippest, too ?

? Other schools try to touch us ?

? But you know that they don't have a clue ?

? Don't have a clue, don't have a clue ?

[stammering and muttering]

[singing nonsense]

[singing nonsense]

[stammering]

[singing nonsense]

[muttering]

[singing nonsense]

[humming]

? Hmmmmm ??

That was "Cool School"...

sort of.

Our glee club will return with the second song

at the close of assembly.

[muttering]

Here.

You sabotaged me on purpose?

Just like you did to us.

One bad turn deserves another.

Pretty low, Preppie.

What made you do it?

It's just that everyone thinks I'm a goof-off.

Thought if I wrote the school song,

I'd be remembered for something positive.

I just screwed up again.

Sorry, guys.

Well, we had fun getting you back.

[muttering] [muttering]

There you are, you butchers.

You've totally changed my song!

No we didn't, Screech.

It's still about Bayside.

And we used your words --

"the," "and," "it"...

"Bayside."

In that case, it's O.K. then.

All right.

Let's go back in there and sing it.

Hey, guys.

Can I sing with you?

Sure.

Take a look.

But this time... enunciate.

And now, our final choice for a school song,

written by Screech Powers.

Don't blame me if it stinks.

Maestro.

? It seems like only yesterday ?

? We started ?

? But soon we'll put away our books and pens ?

? We'll go on with our lives ?

? Once we have parted ?

? But how can we say farewell to our friends? ?

? The double dates, the parties, and the dances ?

? Cramming for a midterm until 3:00 ?

? The football games, the Max, and the romances ?

? Soon Bayside will be just a memory ?

? Memory ?

? Our four years here have all become unraveled ?

? And so, our high school story finally ends ?

? It finally ends ?

? But years from now, no matter where we've traveled ?

? Ooh ?

? We'll all look back and think about our friends ?

? We'll all look back and think about our friends ?

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