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[bell rings]

? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ?

? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ?

? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ?

? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?

? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ?

? And my dog ate all my homework last night ?

? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ?

? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ?

The senior prom is the biggest night of high school.

I've got the tux, I've got the money,

and all I need is one hot honey.

Hi, Zack.

Sorry. Gotta find your own date.

Please buy tickets for the senior prom.

They only cost $50 apiece.

Jessie. The prom is a week away.

You need to be more aggressive.

Slater, show her how to sell.

Yo! Buy a prom ticket or die.

Please, sir, the economy's in a recession,

and I don't have enough money.

Spare my insignificant life.

Don't hurt him.

I'll have nobody to copy from in math.

Get out of here.

It's useless.

No one has enough money for a prom ticket.

You can't sell anything these days.

Hey-- come on--

look, come on, guys, I'm all sold out of tickets.

See me after lunch.

Shoo! Shoo.

Shoo.

Boop. Boop.

Screech, what are you selling?

Tickets to the drama club's production of Oklahoma!

Starring me.

I play the back end of Trudy the cow.

How can you sell so many tickets?

A great salesman is like a magician.

We never reveal our secrets.

The secret is they're cheap -- only 50 cents.

Great. Now it's out.

Lisa, who you going to the prom with?

Too early to tell. I've given definite maybes to six guys.

Nobody's asked me yet.

Kelly you are one of the hottest girls in school.

A lot of guys are going to ask you.

Lisa, I wanted to talk to you about the prom.

I can't go with you. I got married during third period.

Relax. I'm not gonna ask you.

- You're not? - Nope.

Plenty of other hot-looking chicks are dying to go with me.

Like that babe right over there.

Hey, there, cupcake. I don't have a date for the prom.

I can see why.

O.K.

Don't you want anything else?

No, thanks.

When you smile at me like that,

I got everything I need.

Matt, you're embarrassing me.

Um, here's some ketchup.

Thanks.

And so I asked Leslie Blonder and she wept with joy.

Joy? Do you think she has a date?

I've got my prom date.

Zack... when are you going to get yours?

You know it's tough,

but I've narrowed my choice down to one.

Who is she?

Watch and you'll see.

Zack, here's your milk shake...

Just the way you like it.

Thanks, Kel.

We're watching.

Preppie, the prom will be over soon.

Oh, right.

Hi, Jamie.

Can I sit down?

I wish you would.

I was, uh, wondering--

do have you a date for the prom?

No, I don't.

Well, don't worry. You're very cute.

I'm sure somebody's going to ask you. See ya.

What just happened here?

That's what we were supposed to watch?

Why didn't you ask her?

Uh, I never noticed it before, but she's left-handed.

I don't want to deal with that.

Excuse me, but my prom date just walked in.

Hi, Kathy. You know the senior prom is coming up next week.

I know, Zack.

Hi, Zack.

Hi, Ke--

Who are you going with?

I have no idea. Ha ha ha.

What, was she left-handed, too?

No, I just remembered she wore braces in junior high.

- Ugh. - Ugh.

Aren't you being just a wee bit too picky?

Maybe I was spoiled by going steady with Kelly.

No other girls have what she has.

Why don't you go with her?

- Kelly? - Yeah.

You really think I should?

You know...

I used to wear braces in junior high.

I'm not going to the prom with you.

Get lost.

Heh.

Hi, Zack.

Hey, Kelly, can I talk to you a minute?

Sure, Zack.

Do you mind?

Do you mind?

I've been thinking about the prom.

There are a lot of girls I could ask,

but there's just one girl I want to go with.

She's the only girl I've ever cared about.

What I'm saying is,

will you be my date for the senior prom?

Zack, that's so sweet.

Well, then you will?

I can't.

I've already said yes to Matt Wilson.

I'm sorry.

Hey, look. Uh, that's O.K.

I've known we were going to have a senior prom since we were freshmen.

I should've asked three years ago.

Go and have a good time with Matt.

Hey.

Kelly's already got a date.

Sorry, Zack.

It seemed like a good idea.

Just give me a little more time to sell tickets.

Time has run out.

I hate to say it, but it looks like the prom is off.

I'm sorry.

But, Mr. Belding--

I've agreed to this emergency meeting of the prom committee

to see if there's any way to salvage your prom.

Let's all put our heads together to come up with a cheaper location.

Hi, everybody.

- Hi, Zack. - Hi.

What are you doing here?

I'm volunteered to be on the prom committee.

We're trying to find a place to hold the prom.

Why don't we have it in our gym?

The gym's decorated for Oklahoma.

We can't take down those sets and props.

Wait a minute. I've got a great idea.

We can have a square dance in the gym.

Everybody's got jeans and boots, right?

Tickets would be really cheap.

And I can provide the entertainment.

[plays Clementine]

Matt, I hear you're going to the prom with Kelly.

I know she used to be your girlfriend.

I hope there's no hard feelings.

Don't be ridiculous. I'm happy for you,

but I feel it's my duty as a fellow guy

to warn you.

About what?

About meeting Kelly's old man.

He's very protective.

He used to interrogate prisoners of war, and sometimes--

oh, man-- he gets carried away.

Sounds dangerous.

He's a wimp compared to Kelly's two older brothers.

They'll break your hand if you try to touch her.

Are you serious?

Oh, yeah. You see how this thumb bends?

Ohh...

It used to be able to do this.

But it's prom night.

Kelly's old man could push her curfew to 9:30...

Before he sends her brothers to hunt you down.

Hello again. I took your advice and got lost.

I'm giving you a chance to reconsider.

Reconsider? Get real.

I don't want to be seen talking to a creep like you.

Sorry I bothered you.

Can you believe that little dork?

No, I can't.

I can't believe a nice guy like him

would ever go to the prom with a jerk like you.

And by the way, that sweater clashes with that skirt.

Great news-- tickets are selling like hot cakes,

and I just got a date.

Elliott Webber asked me.

I guess it's time for me to select my date.

Make a dozen guys horribly jealous.

What are you going to do, Zack?

Don't worry about me.

I'm going to have a date very soon.

Hi, Matt.

You know, I'm really getting excited about going to the prom.

Uh-huh.

Would you mind picking me up a little early?

My father wants to meet you.

He does?

What about your brothers?

Oh, the whole family wants to meet you.

Oh, no!

I just remembered I asked somebody else to the prom before I asked you.

I'm such a dummy.

She said yes, so I'm taking her.

You understand.

Hope you find somebody else. Bye.

I hate to butt in,

but I couldn't help overhearing.

He dumped me. I feel like such a fool.

No, he's the fool.

Look, my offer still stands.

Why don't you go to the prom with me?

Zack, I mean,

you're always there when something bad happens.

I'd love to be your date.

Really?

Oh.

Poor guy.

How are you doing, Screech?

We'll since you asked, I'm miserable.

There isn't a girl in school who'll go to the prom with me.

Listen. You're smart. You're sweet.

You're a little strange,

but that's what makes you interesting.

You'll find some girl who'd be thrilled to go with you.

Thanks, Lisa.

You're wrong, but I feel better just knowing you care,

but don't worry. I'll keep my promise.

I won't ask you.

Screech, what if...

what if I ask you?

That's a good one, but I'm too depressed to laugh.

I'm serious.

Will you go to the prom with me?

Will I?

Will I?

Of course I will!

Waitress, two milk shakes!

This is the greatest day of my life.

Waitress!

Did I hear what I thought I heard?

Well, I couldn't pick between all the favorites,

so I went for the underdog.

Ohh...

O.K., Miss Know-it-all.

See for yourself. The ladder's in the boiler room.

The prom starts in four hours.

I want to hang the banners, go home, and get dressed.

So do I.

Well, maybe it's not in here.

Oh.

Oh.

Slater, open that door.

I can't. It's locked.

I told you the ladder wasn't down here!

Look what you've done!

Louder, Jessie. Maybe somebody will hear us

and let us out of here.

Oh. Help!

- Help! Help! - Help! Hey!

- Help! Help! - Help! Help!

I'm glad the way things worked out.

It'll be like old times tonight.

It was like it was meant to happen.

What time are you going to pick me up?

Uh, let's say 8:00.

You're taking Kelly to the prom?

Yeah. It's funny how things work out, huh?

Aren't you afraid of her brothers?

Matt. I'll handle it.

Jamie looks very lonely over there. See ya.

Good luck, man. Watch those thumbs.

Oh.

What was that all about?

How should I know? Matt's a weird guy.

I know that look.

Did you talk Matt into not taking me to the prom?

Kelly, how can you think that?

You're Zack Morris. You'll do anything to get what you want.

Well, you can go to the prom alone.

Look, Kelly, I know you're mad at me,

but if you give me a minute, I can tell you--

I just don't want to, O.K.?

Yeehaw!

[southern accent] That's a little country welcome there.

I just want to thank everyone. Ahem.

[usual accent] I want to thank everyone

on the prom committee who made this event possible,

especially Jessie Spano and A.C. Slater

who did all of our prom decorations.

Take a bow, you two.

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Does anyone know where they are?

Hold still!

Would you hurry up and open it?

What if there's a big spider?

Oh, just do it!

Whoa!

Oh, Jessie!

Uh, did you open it?

Uh, well, I think.

You think?

Don't get mad at me! We're stuck here because of you,

and the prom already started!

You think I like missing it?

Just let me think.

There's got to be a way to get their attention in the gym.

Wait, I got it.

We'll turn up the heat.

Someone will come down and see what's wrong.

Great idea.

Aah!

Aah!

Nice going. I'm filthy.

So am I. Ugh!

Hey, feel that heat.

Yeah, it's like a furnace.

It is a furnace.

If it's this hot down here, it'll be broiling in the gym.

They'll have to come down here and check.

[country music plays]

[music stops]

Whoo! Whoo!

Come on.

Mr. Belding, it's really getting hot in here.

Maybe something's wrong down in the boiler room.

We should go check.

You think so?

Nah, I think it's all the people crammed in here.

I'll crank up the air conditioning.

Every man has his calling.

I guess it's time for mine.

Excuse me.

Uh, excuse me, everybody.

Ahem.

Grab your partners for the Bayside square dance!

Zack, why can't you just give up?

Because, Kelly, I have to talk to you.

[hoedown plays]

? Gentlemen, bow to your ladies ?

? Chicken in the bread pan kickin' out dough ?

? Plantin' them taters row by row ?

? Eat that corn pone by the pound ?

? Promenade around and around ?

Just listen for a minute, please.

O.K., go ahead.

? On your heel and on your toe ?

? Change your partner, here we go ?

Kelly!

? Bobby in the barnyard milkin' the goat ?

? Granny in bed with a bad sore throat ?

? Sally wants a lemon but we only got a lime ?

? Change your partner one more time ?

Now, I know what I did was wrong.

It sure was.

? Chicken on a fence post possum on a rail ?

? Swing your honey and shoot that whale ?

Now, if you just listen to why I had to do it--

I'm listening.

O.K. Look.

? Owl in the tree don't give a hoot ?

? Go find another gal just as cute ?

? Kitty in the litter box lickin' her fur ?

? Rover's in the doghouse barkin' at her ?

? Sashay around with a great big grin ?

? She's your gal now we can't cut in ?

? Mom's in the kitchen cookin' up grits ?

? Bernie eating apricots, spittin' out the pits ?

? Promenade home and don't look back ?

? Kelly go out and talk with Zack ?

Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Come on, Kelly. We need to be alone.

[country music plays]

? You came without warnin' ?

? You left without a sign ?

? I thought we had forever ?

Slater, I'm burning up.

Yeah, me, too.

Um, I'll go turn it down a little.

Oops.

Uh... um... The knob broke.

Listen to that music.

I won't even get to dance at my own senior prom.

Jessie...

this is all my fault.

Look, I'm sorry I wrecked the prom for you.

You didn't mean to. Look, I--

I'm sorry I screamed at you.

You only deserved some of it.

Look, um...

I know we're not in the gym,

and I know I'm not your date, but...

Well, would you like to dance?

Yes.

Kelly, I'm sorry.

I just couldn't see us going to the prom any other way but together.

You've been too big a part of my life.

But, Zack...

I know it's supposed to be over,

and I know we're friends now,

but, Kelly, I don't feel that way.

You're the only girl for me

and you always will be.

[Kelly] I know what you mean.

Hey. Hey, that sounds like Zack and Kelly.

Maybe what you did was wrong,

but this feels right.

I think we belong together, too.

Wait. If we can hear them, they can--

- Hey! - Help!

- Help! - You guys, help!

- Help! - Help!

- Is that Jessie? - Yeah.

Help!

It's coming from the vents.

Jessie, is that you?

Slater and I are down in the boiler room!

You're missing the prom!

[A.C.] We're locked in!

Hold on! We'll come get you!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

All right, seniors. Take your partners.

This will be your last dance at Bayside.

Ohh... ohh... ohh...

Want me to call the Arkansas hog with the chicken in the skillet?

Just dance with me. They'll pick the music.

Whatever you say, my beautiful hayseed.

[country music plays]

? Deep within my heart ?

? You're never far away from me.. ?

Where were you?

It's a long story...

With a happy ending.

Last dance.

? You're always gonna stay ?

? You're goin' deep within my heart ?

? You're never gonna stray ?

This is perfect, Kelly.

This is the way it should always be.

No, this is the way.

Hmm, can't argue with that.

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