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[bell rings]

? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ?

? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ?

? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ?

? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?

? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ?

? And my dog ate all my homework last night ?

? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ?

? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ?

? It's all right ?

? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ?

? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ?

Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday.

I got these roses from some girl in front of the school,

and she doesn't even go to Bayside.

Hey, guys, what's up?

I got you a Valentine.

You did?

Yes. Are those for me? I love roses.

Happy Valentine's day. How'd you know?

I got you a Valentine, too, Zack.

And here's another.

Oh.

Uh, Kelly, can I borrow two of those roses?

Sure, I guess.

There you go, girls.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

No Rose for me, Preppie?

I thought we were real close.

Slater, face it. It's over.

I still love you, Slater.

That's the best Valentine I ever got.

This is the first Valentine's Day

that Screech hasn't driven me nuts.

You know, he once gave me a 20-pound chocolate heart?

20 pounds? Where'd he get that?

From the zit-of-the-month club.

And last year, you know what he did?

Is that when he shaved "I love you" on top of his head

and stood under your bedroom window?

No. That was my birthday.

Last year, he climbed the tree outside of my room

wearing diapers and wings and said he was Cupid.

He looked like the dork stork that forgot to fly south.

Maybe he's finally given up chasing you

and he's going to leave you alone all year.

I'm your living Valentine, my darling.

So much for that theory.

What do you think?

You should get a heart transplant.

That's, uh, pretty cool, Screech.

Thanks, Screech.

This is the kind of kiss from you I like.

Want to try the real thing?

Want to try a fist in the stomach?

Some of us have been chasing our dream girls for years.

Ah.

Kelly Kapowski.

Kelly.

Hi, Zack.

So, Kel, big dance Friday night, huh?

I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack.

Well, I just want you to know I'm keeping my calendar clear,

if you know what I mean.

I know what you mean. You want me to ask you.

You could do worse.

She could do better.

A lot better.

Sometimes you need an edge,

and sometimes it goes wrong.

I'm so glad I found you.

I have to talk to you.

Oh? I wonder what it could be?

I don't want to go to the dance with Slater.

What?

Listen. It gets better.

I suddenly realized how much I care for you, Zack.

Please rescue me from this muscle-bound monkey.

Zack, I love you.

You're perfect in every way.

Jessie, what are you saying?

I'm saying Zack Morris is a 10.

Zack! Zack! Zack!

Kelly! Whoa! Hey!

Kelly!

Zack! Zack! Zack!

Zack! Zack! Zack!

Hey! All right, just leave him alone!

I'm glad to see you. Keep them away!

Just back off! Back off!

He's going to the dance with me.

Zack: But you keep on trying.

Oh, to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup.

Gladly would I be made of plastic

and risk drowning in a sea of cola

for the chance to touch fair Kelly's lips.

Zack...

It was fun chasing Kelly,

but nothing could top the feeling of catching her.

I'll never forget the night we finally went to the prom together.

[romantic music playing]

Zack, will you dance with me?

Sure.

I don't know how to thank you for tonight.

We're together.

That's enough.

Do you remember when you asked me to go to the prom?

I didn't ask you. You were desperate to go with me.

Me, desperate?

I'm glad you agree,

but you were afraid to commit.

Please! Not me. You were afraid.

Hey, um, you, uh, have a date for the prom?

Uh... no, not yet.

How about you?

Not exactly. You know, I'm still narrowing it down.

You think that-- I don't know--

you perhaps would, uh...

Slater, are you asking me to go to the prom with you?

Maybe.

You interested?

Maybe.

Maybe... pick you up at 7:00?

No. I'll pick you up at 7:00.

Slater: Sometimes you make a real fool out of yourself

to please the one you love.

[ballet music playing]

I never made a fool out of myself with the foxes.

No. Just with the girls.

Hey, not every guy's born with blond hair

and a chin you could crack walnuts with.

To catch babes, I had to use my imagination.

Well, imagine them sending you on a one-way trip to the moon.

Is that another way of saying I'm out of this world?

Lisa, I love the excitement of chasing ya.

Aah!

Is this a good time to ask you about the dance?

Lisa, we're going to the sweetheart dance together.

Ha. Over my dead body.

Love does not give up so easily.

Screech, why don't you find someone else?

[hiss]

Everywhere I go, he's chasing me with that silly heart.

Well, I finally got away from him.

Guess again.

Aah!

Gee, Lisa, I can't believe we're finally on a date together.

Are you having a good time?

Are you having a good time?

Are you having a good time?

Are you having a good time?

Are you having a good time?

Yes!

All: Yes!

Screech, where's your heart?

I had to go to the bathroom, and I couldn't get it back on.

Some nerds are fighting over it right now.

Fighting is a part of love.

Yeah, and the best part is when you get to make up.

So, Lisa, when do we get to kiss and make up?

When it rains carrot juice in Burbank.

I'll be sure to check the weather report.

We'll never make up because we were never together!

Maybe not, but we were close. Remember, my precious?

I'm making my move.

Don't do it. Screech, love and science don't mix.

Did you ever see Einstein with a chick?

No, Zack. Kelly's right.

This is my one moment in time.

[romantic music plays]

My darling...

Be my partner, and this could be you.

So what do you say? Pick you up sevenish?

Now that Kelly's picked Zack,

it's time to snatch me up before I'm taken.

Will you go to the prom with me?

Yeah, I'll go.

You will?

I'll go with you when worms have ears.

You're weakening!

Breaking up is really hard.

Boy, you can say that again.

Breaking up is really hard.

Screech, be quiet.

Screech, be quiet.

Now do you know why I think you're a dork?

No. Why?

Slater, it was your fault we broke up.

Get real, mama. You started every fight.

- Did not. - Did, too.

- Did not! - See?

When you break up, you can't even think straight,

as Jessie and Slater just demonstrated.

Breaking up really hurts, too.

And sometimes it happens faster than you realize.

I've got our entire evening planned for Saturday.

You do? So do I. You go first.

OK. We begin with a romantic dinner at Cafe Diane

and then on to the ballet.

Ballet?

Jessie, get real.

You know how hard it was for me to get these L.A. Raider tickets?

Football?

There's nothing romantic about a bunch of barbarians kicking each other's butts.

Oh, yeah? Well, what's romantic about a guy in pink tights

tippy-toeing around, pretending to be a swan?

I should've known better than to go steady with a sexist pig!

Oink, oink, baby. If you don't like it,

go steady with some other pig.

Maybe I will!

Goodbye!

Can you believe her?

Ohhh...

Good morning, Zack.

No matter how hard you try, you'll never forget me.

Yeah? I don't even know your name, Kelly.

Gosh, she's pretty.

Oh, I've got to be strong.

Hi, cutie.

Kelly, is that you again?

Of course it's me, Zack.

I've been waiting for you.

Well, Kelly, I've been jealous...

But I love you.

Wear this shirt, Zack.

I love the way it looks on you.

Gosh, Kelly, I love the way everything looks on you.

Come on, Zack, just give me one little hug?

I know something's going on between you and Jeff.

Please just talk to me.

I don't know how to say this.

Jeff and I have been working together, and...

Do you really like him?

No.

Yes.

I don't know.

It's just all happening so fast.

Kelly, what happened? I thought you loved me.

I do love you, Zack.

It wasn't supposed to be this way.

Not for us.

I don't want to hurt you for anything in the whole world.

I thought we'd always be together.

Zack, I'm so sorry.

I'll miss you, Kelly.

Hey, how about one last dance?

I'd like that.

? When all that I've been living for is gone ?

Can we still be friends?

Forever.

The hardest thing for a teenager to do is get over his...

Or her...

Or her first love.

Fortunately, there are a lot of other fish in the sea

who are interested in me.

Why don't you jump in and find them?

I heard the pretty ones are on the bottom.

Admit it. You just want to see me in a wet t-shirt.

There's only one way to get over a broken heart.

Did I break your heart?

Oh, it hurt bad, mama.

The pain of not having you was horrible.

Slater, I'm sorry. What did you do?

I hit on the first hot chick I saw.

Girls: You disgusting pigs!

We never said we liked them as much as you guys.

They were just... there.

And so were we.

Oh, Sammy, you're such a stud muffin.

I didn't know I was your girl.

Neither did I. Would you like to be?

Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

Wait.

Ahh, forget the rules.

Johnny!

I've been looking everywhere for you!

Screech?

Bambi?

Oh, boy. I mean...

Sit down.

My, it's a lot brighter here than I thought it'd be.

Good, then everyone will see you.

Dream come true.

Gosh, you're pretty.

You have the most feminine little hands.

Do not!

Do, too.

Do not!

Are you sure you want to sit up front, Jen?

We always used to sit in the back.

I know, but I like to sit closer now.

[movie starts]

Yeah. I like to sit closer, too.

Well, I hope you three don't think we sat home, waiting for you to call.

You didn't?

No way. We went hunk hunting. Right, girls?

- Yes. - Right.

And we found some real handsome hunks.

You're terrific, Kelly.

You, too, Jeff.

You're the nicest guy I've met in a long time.

I better get going.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Descartes was my favorite philosopher.

He said, "I think, therefore I am."

Well, yes, but I ask,

if I think not, am I not?

I think not. Don't you think?

Lisa, I was wrong about you.

Your brainteasers are driving me wild!

Well, I've always loved philosophy.

For example, what is art?

Are we art?

Is art art?

Other guys were nice,

but I have to admit, Zack,

I had the most fun being pursued by you.

What about me? I liked you, too...

Before Jessie threatened to beat me up if I didn't go out with her.

- What? - Steady, girl.

You're fun, too, Slater,

but Zack will stop at nothing to win me, and that's why he did.

Screech, behold. My lady sits eating.

Oh, shove off, Morris.

I ignore the insults of the ignorant

and approach my love.

Oh, to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup.

Gladly would I be made of plastic

and risk drowning in a sea of cola

for the chance to touch fair Kelly's lips.

Zack...

OK, Preppie, while you're treading cola,

Kelly and I are going to the beach.

Well, Kelly, this news disappoints me verily.

I thought we could rehearse more scenes from Romeo and Juliet.

Well, that's a great idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.

Wait. I can't believe this.

You'd rather study than go to the beach?

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

chump.

Fair Lisa...

Would that I were that blob of ketchup lying on your plate...

So that you may dip your french fries in my face.

Mmmfff!

Don't fade on me now, Zacky.

I got big plans for us.

Big plans?

Yeah. Mom's visiting Dad in the slammer,

and we got the house all to ourselves.

Sorry, Rhonda, but, uh, I have a curfew.

I have to be home in 10 minutes.

- Well, that's all right. - Ow.

How about a good-night kiss?

I have very strict rules about that.

I don't kiss on the first date.

Oh. Lucky for us...

Oh!

I do.

Oh, Jennifer, I'm back.

You wanted to see me?

I certainly did.

It's rather warm in here, don't you think?

Um...

Ahhhh...

That's much better.

Zack, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.

[weakly] Really?

You like me, don't you, Zack?

Oh, yeah.

You're sweet...

Not like my husband.

Your husband?

Yes. He's a professional wrestler.

Hulk Hogan says he could be the champion,

except for his violent temper.

Violent... temper?

Uh, Jennifer, maybe I'd better be leaving now.

Right. Let's run away tonight.

Oh, no. I'm sorry.

I'm not allowed to sleep over on school nights.

Let's get married and have lots of children.

I've got a girlfriend.

She can sit for us.

One girl is all I can handle.

Uh-oh.

Zack, do you want a girl...

or a woman?

Uh... I want to go back to class.

Heh heh.

This girl would love to go out with you.

Her name is Sue, and besides being pretty,

she's got a great mind.

She loves to read, so she's got a lot to say.

So, like, I figure Danielle Steel must be writing

all of Jackie Collins' romance novels

because, like, they're all the same.

Well, they have to be a little different,

or everybody would know.

[tires squeal in movie]

[gunshots]

Woman in movie: Aah!

Have you read "Hollywood Wives"?

Jessie: You've got to go out with Cassie.

She's got a great personality

and an insatiable hunger for life.

You know, after the movie, we should go to Antonio's

'cause I have this craving

for a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.

[tires squeal]

[gunshots]

Woman in movie: Aah!

Oh! I'm out of popcorn!

Slater: You will definitely like Terri.

She goes to my gym, and she is hot.

She has an inner strength that really grabs a guy.

[tires squeal]

[gunshots]

Yeah! Kill him! Kill him!

Hey, where you going, blondie?

The movie's not over.

Sit!

Screech: You never meet my cousin Kimberly, did you?

A lot of guys think she's cute if you like

that long-legged, gorgeous, blonde ballerina type.

Oh, he's so mean.

Hope they catch him.

[tires squeal]

[gunshots]

Woman in movie: Aah!

Oh, no!

How would you feel about a burger after the movie?

I know a great place where we can go.

We've sure shared a lot of memories today.

We've had a lot of great times together.

I'm sorry to see Valentine's Day's go..

It's not over yet.

What do you mean?

Huddle, ladies.

[chuckles]

No way.

It's Valentine's Day!

Oh, all right.

Hey!

Happy Valentine's Day.

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