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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,524 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,490 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,375 This week we have a big project due in photography class. 18 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,401 I still haven't decided on my subject, 19 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:21,471 but I have a feeling any great-looking girl will do. 20 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,484 You know, Slater, through this lens your nose hairs 21 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,491 look like the Amazon rainforest. 22 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,856 If you don't get that camera out of my face, 23 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:35,260 I'm gonna have the natives come out and eat you. 24 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,491 Yikes! 25 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,761 What's your photo project, Slater? 26 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,996 I was in my yard and I saw these beautiful butterflies 27 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:48,440 and they were fluttering over these delicate white roses... 28 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,534 (laughing) 29 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,875 What are you gonna do, macho man? 30 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:56,474 I don't know yet, I'm still waiting for the right inspiration. 31 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,748 Hello, inspiration! 32 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,457 - Screech, give me your camera. - Why? 33 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,926 Zack? 34 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,623 (camera clicking) 35 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,827 - Should I say cheese? - Bet you can't say it without a smile. 36 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,302 - Hi, I'm Zack Morris. - Hi, I'm Danielle Gordon. 37 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,464 I see you're wearing a USC sweatshirt. 38 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:21,873 - Are you a fellow Trojan? - I just started. You too? 39 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:26,072 Oh, very perceptive. I'm-- a photojournalism major. 40 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,706 Oh, here's a picture for you, 41 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:31,685 "Stranded motorist desperately needs a phone--" 42 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,020 Pardon me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 43 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,590 Here, use mine. 44 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,355 - Thank you. - No problem. 45 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,930 Man, he's good, she's only been here for two minutes. 46 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,662 An hour? 47 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,194 It's just a flat tire. 48 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,639 Excuse me, let me talk. 49 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,143 Thanks, but no thanks. 50 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,044 - I can change your tire for you. - You are so sweet. 51 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,844 So sweet I could kiss you. 52 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,976 We'll discuss my fee later. 53 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,727 (Zack chuckles) 54 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,526 Hey, what happened, Preppie? She dump you? 55 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,589 Guess again, my high school friend. 56 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,068 Danielle my college honey just asked me to meet her 57 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,332 - tomorrow night at The Attic. - The Attic? 58 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:28,171 Wow, that sounds like fun. There could be bats up there. 59 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,938 You're bats, Screech. 60 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:34,845 The Attic is an over-18 dance club and Zack's only 16. 61 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,543 That may be true today, Slater, but by tomorrow night 62 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,315 - we'll all be 18. - Oh, no. 63 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:43,288 Mom said I have to move out at 18. 64 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:48,260 - I gotta go look for a place. - Wait, no, Screech. 65 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,798 - Good morning, class. - All: Morning, Mr. B. 66 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,365 Now that you've all taken a lot of pictures, 67 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,740 let's see what's developed. (laughs) 68 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,776 Oh, hey! 69 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,681 - Nice picture, Kelly. - Thanks, Mr. Belding. 70 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,277 Jeff's easy to photograph, the camera loves him. 71 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,483 The camera's not the only thing that loves him. 72 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,849 Is that the guy she dumped Zack for? 73 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,954 That's old gossip, sir, try and keep up. 74 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,725 Screech, would you hurry up? 75 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,700 If Belding catches us making fake IDs we're dead. 76 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,797 - Finito. - Hey, excellent. 77 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:35,797 You idiot, no one's gonna believe I'm 54 years old. 78 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,845 Check it out, guys, my folks will be going to sleep soon. 79 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,714 So when my mom says good night, we're out of here. 80 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,878 - All: Out of here! - (knocking on door) 81 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,080 - We're gone. - Shh! 82 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,316 Come in. 83 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:52,326 Hi, guys. I brought you a bedtime snack. 84 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,918 - Oh, food. - Brownies. 85 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,224 Mom, come on, we're not little kids anymore. 86 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:58,493 And we got the IDs to prove-- 87 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,567 These are great, Mom, thanks. 88 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,195 - Aren't they, Screech? - (mumbles) 89 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,332 Anything for my boys. 90 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,173 It's been so long since Zack has had a sleep-over. 91 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:15,443 - What is she doing? - Mom, what are you doing? 92 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,576 Checking for girls, what else? 93 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,948 Mom, come on, relax. 94 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,953 Relax? I'm your mother. 95 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,251 I know you too well to relax. 96 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,054 Don't stay up too late. 97 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:28,026 Don't worry about that, Mom, we're real tired. 98 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,656 Oh yeah, we probably won't stay up much longer. 99 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,633 Okay. 100 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,568 Good night, guys. 101 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,970 Goodnight, Mom. 102 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,000 Gentlemen, let's do it. 103 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,717 Okay! 104 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,446 Let's party! 105 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,477 (dance music playing) 106 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,023 Zack, I'm scared. What if we get caught? 107 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,896 They're not gonna catch us. Just shut up and act old. 108 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:09,334 This guy couldn't spot a fake ID if we nailed it to his forehead. 109 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,862 What are you trying to pull? This ID is fake, man. 110 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:16,706 I can spot these things a mile away, now get out of here. 111 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,637 Can you believe that guy with a fake ID? 112 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,615 Some guys just can't wait to grow up. 113 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,051 All right, thanks a lot. 114 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,489 Hey, cool scar, man. 115 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,424 Thanks, man, it's a gift from my girl. 116 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,054 Why do they call you bouncers? You don't really bounce people? 117 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:42,194 - Sometimes. - It's all right, Joey, 118 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,136 - this hunk's with me. - I am? 119 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,798 He is? 120 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,366 - Why didn't you say so, Reggie? - But I'm not-- 121 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,241 Come on, go on in, it's all right. 122 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,713 Guys, help! Guys! 123 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,578 Unison: Hey, Babe! 124 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,215 - Yes. - All right, Zack! 125 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:07,386 - It's good to be 18. - Even Screech got a babe. 126 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,555 Guys, cut in. 127 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,088 (screams) Guys! 128 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,896 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi. 129 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,993 - I'm glad you came. - I'm glad you're glad. 130 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,061 - If he's glad, I'm glad. - Great. Come on, 131 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,663 I want you to meet some friends. 132 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,698 Joan, Sandy, this is Zack, the guy who changed my tire. 133 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,643 It was nothing really. I rescue beautiful women all the time. 134 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,670 We never did discuss your fee. 135 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,842 I really don't.. 136 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,716 (Slater clearing throat) 137 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,187 Oh, oh-- um-- this is-- 138 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,781 Hi, I'm Zack's older, cooler, 139 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,815 more happening friend, AC Slater. 140 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,827 What's the AC stand for? 141 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,330 Absolutely charmed. 142 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,331 How come I've never seen you girls on campus before? 143 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:51,099 Save me, please. 144 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,003 Excuse me. 145 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,432 Why are you acting like a dweeb? 146 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,310 If Reggie comes looking for Don, you haven't seen me. Shh! 147 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,372 Who's that? 148 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,907 That's our friend Don, he's kind of shy. 149 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:08,285 - Would you like to dance? - As soon as Donny lets go of my shoe. 150 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,346 Right. Excuse me, I'm sorry. 151 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,825 I am terribly sorry. Sorry. 152 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,021 Come on, why don't you guys dance with us? 153 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,790 Look, Joan, 154 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,765 I've got a girlfriend and I really don't know if I should-- 155 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:22,769 Hey, I just want to dance, not get married. 156 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,464 I can live with that. Let's go. 157 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,497 Hey, fox, is this your Dorito? 158 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,510 Great, more for me. 159 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:35,139 Donny! I've been looking everywhere for you. 160 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,206 Yikes! 161 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:43,680 Look, here's Jessie and me at Disneyland. 162 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,590 Those aren't her real ears. 163 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,220 You know what? Jessie would love this place. 164 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,663 - Did I tell you she's a great dancer? - I know. 165 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,565 You showed us her kindergarten tap dance picture. 166 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,126 Oh. 167 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,864 Is everybody having a great time? 168 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,838 Danielle, we gotta split. 169 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,341 - Now. - Oh wow! 170 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,173 - I can't believe it's 2:00 already. - Are you serious? 171 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,611 I felt like we just got here. 172 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:10,708 I had a great time Zack. Maybe we can meet tomorrow for lunch? 173 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,582 Gee, Danielle, I can't. 174 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:15,680 I'll be in the darkroom all day working on a big project. 175 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,316 - Okay, call me? - Sure. 176 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,362 Don't call me. 177 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,490 Smooth as always, eh, Slater? 178 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,728 Ha ha. Shut up. 179 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,971 (bouncer clears throat) 180 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,539 Donny fell asleep while we were dancing. 181 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,477 Give him my number, okay? 182 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,571 I don't have a hand-- 183 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,548 - Hey, I'm beat. - Both: Let's get out of here. 184 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,212 Hey, wait, wait, wait. 185 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,416 Isn't that Jeff over there dancing? 186 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,023 - Yeah, but that's not Kelly. - Where's not Kelly? 187 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,959 Whoa! 188 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,804 Good morning, guys. How was your sleep-over? 189 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:13,075 Did you wear your jammies with the little footsie-wootsies? 190 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,605 Don't start with me, Mama, it's too early. 191 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,582 Good morning, everybody. 192 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,022 Are you gonna tell her about Jeff? 193 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,051 I'm too tired to think right now. 194 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,860 - (bell rings) - (screams) 195 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,891 Morning, everybody. Before we take a look at your projects, 196 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,427 I wanna show you what an experienced photographer 197 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,236 can do with a camera. Lights please. 198 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,503 These are slides of Mrs. B and me 199 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,209 on our trip to our wild, exotic neighbor to the south, 200 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,945 San Diego. 201 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,786 I can barely contain myself. 202 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,622 This is Mrs. B at SeaWorld. 203 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,129 Why is she eating raw fish? 204 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:08,533 That is not Mrs. B, that's Shamu... 205 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,527 the whale. 206 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,504 Notice the use of shadow and light. 207 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,533 (snoring) 208 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:23,048 I said, notice the use of shadow and light! 209 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:26,712 Oh yeah, yes, yes. Shamu has an overbite. 210 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,949 She's a whale of a woman, sir, a whale. 211 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:32,219 All right, all right, I can take a hint. 212 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,723 Kelly, let's take a look at your project. 213 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:40,199 I call my project, "Portraits of My Guy." 214 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,066 Oh, it's very good use-- 215 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,867 of natural light! 216 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,201 Well, Jeff looks good in any light. 217 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,802 You should see him under a disco light. 218 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,378 What happened? You guys look terrible. 219 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,818 Leave us alone, we were dancing at The Attic 220 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,412 - till 3:00 in the morning. - Screech. 221 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,049 You went dancing at The Attic without me? 222 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,253 Well, kind of, 223 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,193 but I did it for Zack. 224 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,460 Relax, Jessie, all he did all night was talk about you. 225 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:15,433 - I missed you, Mama. - You missed me? 226 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,459 - Uh-huh. - Oo-ooh. 227 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:23,506 Wait a minute, you have to be 18 to get into The Attic. 228 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,410 Not true, you could be 54. 229 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,073 Or have one of these. 230 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,175 Fake IDs! That's wrong. 231 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,016 That's immoral, that's dishonest, 232 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,488 - that's-- - Cool, I want one of those. 233 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,490 Everybody goes to The Attic. 234 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:42,154 Even that sleazy, slimy, smiley Jeff. 235 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,720 Kelly's Jeff? 236 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,424 You mean he was with another girl? 237 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,230 - Bingo. - That slimeball. 238 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,828 That's terr-- someone's gotta tell Kelly. 239 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,567 Yeah, but who's gonna tell her? 240 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,869 Don't look at me. 241 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,879 Believe me, Zack, she'll thank you. 242 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,381 You maggot-mouthed liar, you're just jealous. 243 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,407 - Jeff would never cheat on me. - I saw it with my own eyes. 244 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,716 You're wrong, last night Jeff went bowling with his roommates. 245 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,020 Why don't you mind your own business and stay out of my life? 246 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,959 - What's going on out here? - Nothing, just a rude customer. 247 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,303 Jeff, where are we going Saturday night? 248 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,704 Oh-- uh-- Saturday. 249 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,798 Sorry, I have to work till 11:30 250 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,333 and you gotta be home by midnight, right? 251 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,142 Maybe I can ask my mom for an extension. 252 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,342 No, no, no, we'll go out next Saturday. 253 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,316 We'll spend the whole day together. 254 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,445 But I have to work next Saturday. 255 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,148 Hey, I'm your boss, I'll give you the day off. 256 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,987 We'll have fun. 257 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,118 Okay. Great. 258 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,324 Yeah, great. 259 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,259 Yeah, I love USC too. 260 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,499 College life is great, isn't it? 261 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,975 Yeah, funny, but I never see you on campus. 262 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,341 See, when you're a photojournalism major 263 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,847 you've gotta be out snapping life as it happens. 264 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,248 - What's happening this weekend? - You're what's happening, baby. 265 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,345 - I'll see you Saturday at The Attic. - Okay, you've got a date. 266 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,185 - All right, see ya. - Bye. 267 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,451 - I love college. - (knocking) 268 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,086 Come in. 269 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,426 Honey, I have great news. 270 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,956 Peter, Paul and Mary are in town. 271 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,058 Oh, are they Uncle Lester's kids? 272 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,233 No, they are my favorite singing group from the '60s. 273 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:37,004 Your father and I are gonna see them on Saturday night. 274 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,068 Would you like to join us? 275 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,979 Gee, Mom, I'd love to, but I told Slater 276 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,745 I'd stay over at his house on Saturday 277 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,980 and it would break his heart if I didn't come. 278 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,647 - But bring me back a souvenir? - Okay. 279 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,454 - You have fun Saturday. - I'll try. 280 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,487 You sure you guys want to go through with this? 281 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,430 Yep, and if Kelly doesn't believe you 282 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,093 maybe she'll believe us when we catch Jeff in the act. 283 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,696 And when we catch that dog we're gonna dance all over his face. 284 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,399 What if he's not there this time? 285 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,239 Then we'll just have to force ourselves to have a good time. 286 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,438 I hear there are great-looking guys there. 287 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,504 Yeah, especially since I've been going there. 288 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,717 Spare me. 289 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,152 Hey, Screech, just make sure you finish the IDs 290 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,622 for Jessie and Lisa, all right? 291 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,784 - See you later. - See ya, Screech. 292 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,157 "Hey, Screech, just make sure you finish IDs 293 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,390 for Jessie and Lisa." 294 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,421 Screech, do this; Screech, do that. 295 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,093 They'll be sorry when I'm gone. 296 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,298 - Hi, Screech. - Kelly?! 297 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,909 Kelly-- uh-- hi. 298 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,411 Screech, can I ask you something? 299 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,675 Well-- not now, Kelly, 300 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,705 I'm busy making fake IDs for Jessie and Lisa. 301 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,685 Why are you making them IDs? 302 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,586 Because we're going back to The Attic tomorrow night. 303 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,681 Don't ask me why. 304 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,091 You were there with Zack, huh? 305 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,118 (High-pitched voice) Yes. 306 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,895 Screech, did you see Jeff there? 307 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,925 Um... 308 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,367 um... 309 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,738 (crying) um-mm. 310 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,939 Then it's true? But why? I mean why-- 311 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,914 - why would Jeff cheat on me? - I don't know, Kelly. 312 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,940 Men are such fools. 313 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,018 I hope I never become one. 314 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,150 Where is Danielle? She said she'd be here. 315 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,024 You don't think she stood me up? I'm pretty cute, right? 316 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,689 - Is my hair okay? Is th-- - Yeah, yeah, you look fine. 317 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,995 Listen, don't take this personally, but there are a lot of guys here 318 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,764 and I don't want them to think that you and I are together. 319 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,168 Yeah, right. 320 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,274 Is this far enough? 321 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,208 - For now. - Okay. 322 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,212 Slater, help me. 323 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,613 Reggie's back and she's still hot for my bod. 324 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,309 Donny! 325 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,978 Oh, just my luck, she likes hairy guys. 326 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,283 Yeah! Go, Don! 327 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,758 Don! 328 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,920 Go, Don, go, Don... 329 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,864 ? Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea ? 330 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:17,735 ? And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee ? 331 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,829 (humming) 332 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,966 He'll like this. 333 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,999 (humming, phone ringing) 334 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,904 Hello, Zack Morris' room. 335 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,713 Zack isn't in right now, may I take a message? 336 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,241 Uh-huh. 337 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:37,450 "Danielle, running a little late. 338 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,857 Will meet you at 11:00 339 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,986 at The Attic." 340 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,963 What's The Attic? 341 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,431 Oh! 342 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,491 The dance club he met you at last week. 343 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,096 Don't you worry, he'll get it all right. 344 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,367 Sleeping at Slater's, huh? 345 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,073 Hey, is that Danielle over there? I think I see her. 346 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,846 Naw, that wasn't her, man. 347 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:14,358 Zack! You're getting on my nerves. 348 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,266 - You guys, you guys, you guys. - Hey, Lisa, wait a second. 349 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,602 - What's going on? - That's going on. 350 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,301 Check it out, Jeff the jerk. 351 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,844 Look at the bright side, at least he's with the same girl. 352 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,940 That creep. All right, everybody just calm down. 353 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,042 Lisa, you take the picture, then, Slater, 354 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,247 you hit him while he's blinded by the flash. 355 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,948 - With pleasure, Mama. - Hi, guys. 356 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,458 - Kelly. - What are you doing here? 357 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,722 - Don't you have a curfew? - Besides, this place bites, Kelly. 358 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,661 - We were just leaving. - Come on. 359 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,028 I thought this was the happening place to be. 360 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,931 Everybody comes here. 361 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,732 Yes, Kelly, unfortunately everybody comes here. 362 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,498 - Kelly, let's get out of here. - No. 363 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:06,273 Thanks, guys, but I have to deal with this myself. 364 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,015 Hi, can I cut in? 365 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,248 Kelly! 366 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,846 Hi. 367 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,721 Excuse us, Janet. 368 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,385 Kelly, what are you doing here? 369 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,327 I'd ask you the same thing, but I already know the answer. 370 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,524 Why, Jeff? 371 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:29,023 It's not like we're going steady or anything. 372 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:33,005 - I mean, I like you a lot-- - I broke up with a great guy for you. 373 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,201 You're very special to me, 374 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,074 but I'm just not ready for a commitment right now. 375 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,209 I'm sorry. 376 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:45,115 I'm sorry I fell for a dishonest jerk like you, goodbye. 377 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,327 You okay? 378 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,352 You were right, Zack. 379 00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:01,162 I guess I should erase all those bad things I wrote about you in my diary. 380 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,533 That'd be nice. 381 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,560 Thanks for being such a good friend. 382 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,698 We're sorry, Kelly. 383 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:12,041 I'll be okay after a few minutes of screaming in the ladies' room. 384 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:15,343 - Come on. - Knock yourself out. 385 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,053 What happened to your big bad babe? 386 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:26,389 Some guy tried to pick a fight with me. She's out back taking care of him. 387 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,361 At least you have a date, Screech. I got stood up. 388 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,889 Don't worry, honey, Danielle will be here at 11:00. 389 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,526 Yeah, thanks, Mom. 390 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,161 - Mom! - Mrs. Morris! 391 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,001 Mom, Mom, Mom, I can explain. 392 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,133 Good, good, you can start by telling me how you got in here. 393 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,804 Piece of cake, all you need is one of these little beauties. 394 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,871 That's nice, Screech. I'll take those, thank you very much. 395 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,214 Now let's go, boys. You are in big trouble. 396 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,275 Great. 397 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,378 Mom, I-- look-- I-- 398 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,015 Zack, Hi. Did you get my message? I'm sorry I'm late. 399 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,116 Oh, I got it all right. 400 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,594 Great, do you want to dance? 401 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:06,030 Mom, please, I'll do laundry for a month? 402 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,467 I can't, something came up, family problems. 403 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,369 Is this your mother? 404 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:17,069 No, this is my beautiful, intelligent, young-looking older sister. 405 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,601 You know, your brother's pretty hot. 406 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,613 So I've heard. 407 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,581 I'll call you. 408 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,443 - Mom-- - This is a pretty nice place. 409 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:31,013 - You boys should come back. - Oh really? 410 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,387 What a cool mom! 411 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,392 Yeah, in about two years. 412 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,986 Oo-ooh, Mom! 413 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,020 No! 414 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,968 (instrumental theme music plays) 415 00:21:48,018 --> 00:21:52,568 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31175

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