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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,533 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:02,094 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,836 Every person in here made a fortune before they were 20. 18 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,871 And you know what they have in common with me? 19 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,384 Nothing. That's why you're not in there. 20 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,410 No, dummy. We have big ideas. 21 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,445 And big ideas make big money. 22 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,048 Last time you had a big idea, 23 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,493 I wound up with my tongue stuck to a moving airplane. 24 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,487 Hey, look at this. 25 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,502 "Get a 900 number and charge two bucks a call." 26 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,232 Look. Now we just need a gimmick. 27 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,535 Oh, here's one, Lisa. 28 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,440 "Dear Donna, I went to a luau with this really cute guy. 29 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,843 We had a really great time, but he hasn't called since. 30 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:54,404 What should I do? Waiting in Waikiki." 31 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,543 Well, maybe this huh-babe was an oinker. 32 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:02,986 Obviously we don't have to go to a luau to find a pig. 33 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,858 Why wait for him to call? 34 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,884 If she likes the guy, she should ask him out. 35 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,057 That's exactly what Dear Donna said. 36 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,623 What are you talking about? 37 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:16,000 It's amazing. Lisa and Dear Donna always give the same advice. 38 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,596 Well who cares about her? I'm hungry. 39 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:23,099 Hey, Mama, want to have a burger with a real man? 40 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,607 Sure, I'll go look for one. 41 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,483 Killer bees in your pantyhose again? 42 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,987 Buzz off, bubba. 43 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,854 - See you guys later. - See you, Slater. 44 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,621 - You're as good as Dear Donna. - You really think so? 45 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,186 Yeah, and Dear Donna's famous. 46 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,755 And famous means wealthy. 47 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,789 And wealthy means... 48 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,358 (cash register rings) 49 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,765 I just found our gimmick -- The Lisa Line. 50 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,299 Hi guys. I missed you at the game. 51 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,334 - Hey. - Hi, Zack. Think quick. 52 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,403 How's the cutest pitcher in seventh grade? 53 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:01,437 Zack! 54 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:04,610 You should've seen her. My little sister pitched a no-hitter. 55 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,642 Actually it was a one-hitter. 56 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,678 I beaned a guy who was flirting with Kelly. 57 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,713 Way to go, Nicki-babe. 58 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,247 I owe it all to you, Zack. 59 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,317 You taught me how to throw that great curve. 60 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,385 You're terrific. 61 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:18,399 You're not only cute, but smart. I love this kid. 62 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,105 I just know the prince is going to pick me. 63 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,302 Dream on, girl. The prince will pick me. 64 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,709 After all, I am a princess. 65 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,578 Forget it. I've got the hottest moves in town. 66 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,208 (beat-boxing) 67 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,789 ? All rise for the dude you've been waiting to see ? 68 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,294 ? Here comes the prince, Prince Zachary ? 69 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,891 ? I've looked uptown, downtown and I still seek her ? 70 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,993 ? Rapping all day and I'm getting weaker ? 71 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,198 ? If you're not the girl I want you can take the geek here ? 72 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,503 ? 'Cause my girlie-girl will fit the gold sneaker! ? 73 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,644 ? Sorry Prince Zack time to retreat ? 74 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,672 ? All of these ladies have fat feet! ? 75 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,678 ? Before I go won't you try on the shoe? ? 76 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,781 ? Because you never know, it might fit you ? 77 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,056 ? Oh, Prince Zack you're my dream come true ? 78 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,464 - ? I love you so ? - ? And I love you too ? 79 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,197 How much do you think we're going to make off this? 80 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,107 I don't know, let's see. It's about $2 a call, 81 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,975 five hours a day... 82 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,410 and seven days a week, 83 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,710 and... Oh wow! 84 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,307 We're rich! Hey, 85 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,977 - we are rich! - We are rich! 86 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:49,012 Both: We're rich! We're rich! We're rich, we're rich, we're rich! 87 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:52,150 We're rich, we're rich, we're rich! We're rich! Yeah! 88 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,217 Rich! Rich! 89 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,389 - Zack? Zack. - We're rich. 90 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:01,098 Uh, Lisa. How long you been here? 91 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,398 Long enough to witness your little dweeb dance. 92 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,030 Now why'd you want me to come over? 93 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,507 We're starting a Teen Line, and kids will call up 94 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,340 and you'll give them advice. What do you think? 95 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,005 That sounds great. How much do you think we'll make? 96 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,947 Money? How can you think of money 97 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,917 when the well-being of your fellow students is at stake? 98 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,512 Get real. I want half of everything. 99 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,990 - In cash. - Okay, deal. 100 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,925 But no more free advice, and no one can know we're doing this. 101 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,898 A Teen Line? 102 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,802 I would never call one of those. 103 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,670 Yeah, it'd be like asking love advice 104 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,073 from someone who knows nothing about the subject. 105 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:45,009 Someone like... you. 106 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:50,108 Hey baby, I haven't had any complaints in the love department. 107 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,278 You haven't had any shoppers, either. 108 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,849 Look, you've been on my case for the last couple of weeks. 109 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,086 If you've got something to say, then say it. 110 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,457 Okay, macho man, I will. 111 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,724 First of all, I had a really good time at the prom, 112 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,754 and I was hoping we'd go out again. 113 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,097 Yeah? Well, so did I. 114 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,434 - You never called. - Why should I call? 115 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,566 - Remember, you walked me home. - So? 116 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,804 So do you want to go out Saturday night? 117 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,403 - Maybe. - Maybe? 118 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,744 Maybe your blow-dryer blew your brains out. 119 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,315 (phone rings) 120 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,515 (Australian accent) Teen Line, this is Nitro. 121 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,818 What's your problem, mate? 122 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:33,156 My girl's upset with me 'cause she thinks I'm not smart like her. 123 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,922 I ain't no dummy. 124 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,057 Hey, Lisa, this guy wants his girlfriend 125 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,090 to appreciate the mind he doesn't have. 126 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,262 - Tell him to write her a love poem. - All right. 127 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,802 Hey, mate. How about you write your little lady a love poem? 128 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,275 Huh... 129 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:52,506 is that one of those things where the words rhyme? 130 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,338 Yeah. 131 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:58,113 I could do that. Thanks, Nitro. 132 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,786 Would you ever go steady with a guy named Moose? 133 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,290 Why not? You could always hang your coat on his antlers. 134 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,053 Thank you for calling. 135 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,651 (phone rings) 136 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,129 Teen Line. This is The Antman. What's bugging you? 137 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,261 (southern accent) This is Princess, how y'all doing? 138 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,293 I'm calling for a friend of mine. 139 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:21,873 It's Jessie. She's got the hots for Slater. 140 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,275 It's just that this guy asked her out 141 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,075 and they're totally different. 142 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,480 And she doesn't know if I should-- I mean, she should, go. 143 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,712 Well, opposites do attract. 144 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:34,584 Tell your friend to just relax and have a good time. 145 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,350 I'll tell her. Thanks. 146 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,380 (phone rings) 147 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,858 Teen Line. This is Nitro. It's your two bucks, mate. 148 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,888 Hi, Nitro. My name is Nicki. 149 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,264 Hey, it's Kelly's little sister. 150 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,066 (phones ring) 151 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,334 Hello, Nicki. What's up? 152 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,171 I really, really like this guy. 153 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,405 The problem is, he's going out with someone I'm kind of close to. 154 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,675 Well, how does he feel about you? 155 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:04,014 - He said he loved me. - Whoa! Hold on a sec. 156 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,484 Lisa, Lisa. 157 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,486 Not now, Zack I've got a girl on the phone 158 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,546 who says she doesn't like shopping. 159 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,355 Hello, Nicki? You still there? 160 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,794 Yeah, what should I do? 161 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,321 All's fair in true love and war. Go for it. 162 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:22,598 You're right, Nitro. I'm going to tell him exactly how I feel. 163 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,601 Mrs. Zack Morris. 164 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,607 Ahem. 165 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,711 Hey, Nicki, is that you? 166 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,221 - Hi, Zack. - Wow, hey, you look great. 167 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,245 You must be meeting someone special. 168 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,451 Yeah, I am. Zack... 169 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,018 I really, really, want to be your girlfriend. 170 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,496 Uh... girlfriend? 171 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,828 You? Me? Us? 172 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,527 But Kelly. 173 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,729 "All's fair in true love and war." 174 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,398 Teen Line! 175 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,577 No, Nicki, you've gotten some bad advice. 176 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,410 - I don't think so. - You gotta get out of here, 177 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,040 because Kelly meets me after class. 178 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,983 Okay, I'll go. But not before I get a goodbye kiss. 179 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,990 Kiss? Why don't you wait in here? Go, go, go. 180 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,185 Oh, look, I've got to tell you about Nicki. 181 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,288 Nicki? Oh, what about her? 182 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,459 You wouldn't believe it. She's got her first crush. 183 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,901 Oh, I believe it, all right. 184 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,633 - She won't tell me who it is. - Oh, good. 185 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,902 I mean, he's probably a great guy. 186 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,603 Zack, you can't know what this means to me. 187 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:40,477 Nicki and I finally have something we can share. 188 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,504 Got to jet, late for French. 189 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,687 I love what you've done with your locker, Zack. 190 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,523 I'm ready. 191 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,461 Nicki, I'm begging you. Please go now. 192 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,487 Not before I get my kiss. 193 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,505 I love you, Zack. 194 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,206 What a slimeball! 195 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,412 Ring. 196 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,420 Come on, ring. 197 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,047 Please ring, please? 198 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,888 Great news, Zack. Teen Line's a hit! 199 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,326 Lisa solved everyone's problems. 200 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,125 - Great job, Lisa. - Thank you. 201 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,791 - You're fired. - Fired? 202 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,596 Fine. But I'm not leaving until I get paid. 203 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,401 - Why should I pay you? - Because if you don't 204 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,465 I'll tell everyone you're behind the Teen Line. 205 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,035 Screech, pay the lady. 206 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,850 Gee, Zack, what'd you want her to do? Give bad advice? 207 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,581 Yeah. 208 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,715 Hey, from now on, we give bad advice. 209 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,054 People will break up, be miserable, and call for more help. 210 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,083 - We'll be rich. - (phone rings) 211 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,151 Watch. 212 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,062 (Australian accent) Teen Line. This is Nitro. 213 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,123 Women are nuts. 214 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,862 It's Slater. 215 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,234 This girl's been begging me to ask her out, right? 216 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,366 I finally do and she says maybe. 217 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,703 Maybe? Huh! Hey, get rid of her. 218 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:22,079 Yeah, yeah, I will. Thanks, Nitro. 219 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,274 That was rotten advice, Zack. 220 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,911 Thank you, mate. 221 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,180 Zack's going out with my sister, Nicki? 222 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,350 Get serious. 223 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,384 I am serious. I saw them the other day acting very friendly. 224 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:39,023 Well, of course they're acting friendly, silly, they're friends. 225 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,803 Jessie, about our date Saturday night? 226 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:47,272 - Yes? - Well, forget it. It's off. 227 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,366 Jessie, are you okay? 228 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,480 Hey, Jessie. Don't be so upset, just call the Teen Line. 229 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,811 Well, there's another customer. Now, let's get a few more. 230 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,753 Hi, Kelly. 231 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,883 I gotta go help Jessie. I'll see you tonight? 232 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,052 Tonight? No, I can't. 233 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,084 I mean, I've got something going. 234 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:13,395 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Oh, okay, Zack. 235 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,492 - Let's go. - Okay. 236 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,965 Hey, Louise. Going to the Insect Rodeo this weekend? 237 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:25,275 No, my Moosie's gonna read me some more of his poetry. 238 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,041 "The birds and the bees in the trees 239 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,551 don't compare to your knees, Louise"? 240 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,212 Ohhh. 241 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,518 I've always loved that poem. 242 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,082 What? You mean that's not a Moosie original? 243 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,923 Screech: Huh-uh. 244 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,951 Hey, Louise, you like my poem? 245 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,164 Is that a yes? 246 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,927 (phone rings) 247 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,599 (Australian accent) Teen Line. This is Nitro. 248 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,975 - Hi, Nitro. This is Kelly. - (no accent) Kelly? 249 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,740 (Australian accent) I mean, hello. 250 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,770 Look, I've got a problem. 251 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,181 I think my boyfriend's dating my kid sister. 252 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,981 Really? 253 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,714 Yes, what should I do? 254 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,121 Don't do anything. Hold on. 255 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,696 Please, be home. Please, be home. 256 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,925 (phone rings) 257 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,195 - Hello? - Yeah, Lisa. It's Zack. 258 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,362 Nicki's got a crush on me, and Kelly's on the other line 259 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,394 and she thinks I'm dating Nicki. What do I do? 260 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,372 I'm sorry, you must have the wrong Lisa. 261 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,239 This is the one you fired. 262 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,108 Oh, no, Lisa, please. I'll give you anything you want. 263 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,240 Fine. Give me all of Teen Line's profits. 264 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,478 - Hey, that's robbery. - Yeah, isn't it? 265 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,680 (phone rings) 266 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,711 All right, just hold on a sec. 267 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,484 Teen Line, what do you want? 268 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:48,358 - Hi, Nitro. This is Nicki again. - Oh, no. I mean, hold on. 269 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,132 All right, Lisa, you win. Nicki's on the line, too. 270 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,260 - Could you help? - Calm down, Zack. 271 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,564 Just be honest with Kelly. 272 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,593 And what about Nicki? 273 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,006 She's young and vulnerable. Let her down gently, got it? 274 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,032 Yeah, right. Gently. 275 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,145 Sounds like the guy's really hung-up on your sister 276 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,414 and you'd be much better off with someone else. 277 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,490 Hi, it's Zack. 278 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,390 Look, I'm the one running the Teen Line, 279 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,451 and you're the only Kapowski I care about. 280 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,521 But don't tell your sister, we should let her down gently. 281 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,330 Don't worry, Zack. I won't tell Kelly. 282 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,359 Nicki? 283 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,271 (bell rings) 284 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,014 Where's Mr. Manfredi? 285 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,745 Yeah. How can we have art class without a teacher? 286 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:48,812 I live! Yes! 287 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,516 Remember, everybody, 288 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,584 art is unpredictable. Anyway... 289 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,426 so be spontaneous, huh? 290 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,298 Now today we are going to create 291 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:05,635 by observing the human figure. 292 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,264 All: Ooh! 293 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,330 Enter our models. 294 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,309 (applause) 295 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,645 I thought you said models, not pigs. 296 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:24,252 - Who are you calling a pig? - I call 'em like I see 'em. 297 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,189 Yeah. All men are pigs. 298 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,923 Yeah? Well, all women are-- 299 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,659 - what are all women? - More trouble than they're worth. 300 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,326 - Boys: Yeah! - What do you know, scuzzbucket? 301 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,929 Oh, scuzzbucket. Yes! Go with your feelings! 302 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,736 Go with your feelings. Remember, everybody-- 303 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,835 art after all is... emotion! 304 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,381 Everybody live! Free yourself, my children! 305 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,043 Free yourself! Be free! 306 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,987 Hey, hey! What is going on here? This is madness! 307 00:15:56,022 --> 00:16:00,118 Yes! Yes! And madness leads to greatness! 308 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,253 Dare to be great! 309 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,331 Everybody cut it out! Stop it! 310 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,800 (whistles) 311 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,900 Now who hit me in the head with the clay? 312 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,603 Jessie, can you please tell me what's going on here? 313 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,840 Ask Brillo head. He started it. 314 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,474 Well, Brillo head? 315 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,780 I mean, Slater. 316 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,686 Boy, am I glad Teen Line told me to stay away from you. 317 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:33,181 What? They told me to ask you out. 318 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,025 - They told me to dump you. - They told me the same thing. 319 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,791 (muttering) 320 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,060 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 321 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,659 Who else called this Teen Line? 322 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,139 Oh, we didn't need advice, you know, 323 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,270 'cause we're, like, totally together dudes, you know? 324 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,439 All right. Everyone can leave. 325 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:59,008 Except for the spotlessly clean, like, totally together dudes. 326 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,788 You're both behind this Teen Line, aren't you? 327 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,088 You can't prove that, sir. 328 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,096 And even if you could, they didn't have to listen to us. 329 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,530 Good one, Screech. 330 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:17,162 My school will be a happy school by noon tomorrow, or else. 331 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,105 Lisa, you're looking lovelier than ever today. 332 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,737 Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit. 333 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:32,808 The Teen Line is a disaster because of all the bad advice I gave. 334 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,149 I need your help. 335 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,587 Why should I help you? I already have all your money. 336 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,683 I guess I got greedy and things got out of hand. 337 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,422 Well, look on the bright side, Zack, 338 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,860 at least you still have Kelly. 339 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,990 Not if Nicki has anything to say about it. 340 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:50,765 - Nicki? What happened? - I mixed up the calls. 341 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:55,172 You're pathetic. All right, I'll help you. 342 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,233 You've got to make Nicki think you're a disgusting creep. 343 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,268 - How do you mean? - Well-- 344 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,372 - Is she gonna help us? - Yeah. 345 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,474 Great! 346 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,783 You think you can be that smooth? 347 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,888 Okay, now let's put the past behind us. 348 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,760 I mean, you guys are obviously attracted to each other. 349 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,323 - But we don't agree on anything. - That's not true. 350 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,334 - See? - Okay... 351 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,497 but is there anyone you'd rather disagree with? 352 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:29,099 - Jessie and Slater: No. - There! Your first agreement. 353 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,111 Build on that. Next! 354 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,977 Hi. 355 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,318 You don't look so happy. Want to talk about it? 356 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,326 - No, that's all right. - Okay. 357 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,453 You weren't supposed to leave! 358 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,690 I was going to the girls' room to comb out my hair. 359 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,131 I would've been back in an hour. 360 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,963 I don't know what to think. 361 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,231 Jessie said Zack's going out with Nicki, 362 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,795 Teen Line said I should dump him, but I trust them both. 363 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,171 Lisa, what's a girl to do? 364 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,542 First, stop talking like "The Brady Bunch." 365 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,138 And then, meet me at The Max tonight? 366 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,581 Come on. Here's what we're gonna do... 367 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,146 Lisa, are you sure I have to dress like this? 368 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,713 I told you, if anyone recognizes you, 369 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,247 this is not gonna work. 370 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,487 Just sit over there, and pay attention. 371 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,586 - Okay. - Bye. 372 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,773 One grape soda, three straws, missy. 373 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,238 Hi. 374 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,273 Zack? 375 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,842 Oh, sorry I'm late. 376 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,220 That's okay. I'd wait forever for you. 377 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,226 Aw... (goofy laugh) 378 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,019 - Grape soda, three straws. - Thank you. 379 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,398 - Three straws? - Yeah. That's why I'm late. 380 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:05,029 You see, I'm spider sitting for the weekend. 381 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,904 This is Leonard. 382 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,965 Ooh! He's cute! 383 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,104 He is? 384 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,012 Well, yeah. Leonard loves grape soda. 385 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,675 Wow! (goofy laugh) 386 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,279 Watch. 387 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,880 Whoop! 388 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,018 Zack, I have never seen this side of you before. 389 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,621 Well, see, that's why I like you, Nicki -- 390 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,132 - I can be the real me. - (bubbling) 391 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,862 Oh-- (slurps) 392 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,926 Ahh. Hey, do you like worms? 393 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,495 Yeah. Who doesn't? 394 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,337 Then I guess you know about the Insect Rodeo this weekend? 395 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,502 Yeah. I've got front-row seats. 396 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,136 This isn't working. 397 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,641 Look, Nicki, I got to tell you something. 398 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,017 What is it, Zack? 399 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:59,082 - I'm in love with-- - I knew it! I knew it! 400 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,651 I'm in love with your sister, Kelly. 401 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,719 You are? 402 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,665 Oh. So you dressed up like this to turn me off? 403 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,328 Yeah. Then you understand? 404 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,236 Yeah, I understand, all right. I understand you're a dork 405 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,673 who couldn't tell a 13-year-old girl the truth. 406 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,575 That is so immature. 407 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,473 Hey there, stud muffin. 408 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,709 I saw you with the little girl, and I like your style. 409 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,051 Why don't we go make a Kodak moment? 410 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,717 Ahem-- well, I'd like to, miss, 411 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,193 but I've got a great girlfriend, 412 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,355 and I'm a one-woman guy. 413 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,524 (whispers) It's Kelly. 414 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,002 (instrumental theme music plays) 415 00:21:48,052 --> 00:21:52,602 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31450

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