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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,533 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:02,094 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,771 (slurping) 18 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,677 Hi. I just got detention. Again. 19 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,550 You know, I'm the only kid on "America's Most Wanted"? 20 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:29,147 Hey, but nothing can ruin my day because I'm Kelly's date 21 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:31,248 for her birthday party Saturday night. 22 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,520 So who are you going to the party with? 23 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,623 Can't you two go to the party without a date? 24 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:43,193 Slater, I don't go to the supermarket without a date. 25 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,798 Come on, Lisa. Slater's right. I mean, this is the '90s. 26 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,638 Men and women can go to parties alone 27 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,234 and it's perfectly acceptable. 28 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,144 Yeah. Of course, when a guy goes alone, 29 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,808 it's because he wants to. Now when a girl goes alone, 30 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,648 it's because she can't get a guy to take her. 31 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,122 Please, I just ate. 32 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,559 Hey, Jessie, when you do that feminist thing, 33 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,961 your nose scrunches up and you look so cute. 34 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,457 - We're he-re! - Who ca-res? 35 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,697 So who's got their dates for Saturday night? 36 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,968 - We're working on it. - Hey, I've got mine. 37 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,941 (bell rings) 38 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,444 - We've got gym, see you later. - All righty. 39 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,905 Well, Slater, these are the good old days. 40 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,316 Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can, Preppie, 41 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,649 because I'm going to get Kelly back someday. 42 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,452 Hi, my niece is in town-- 43 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,860 Excuse me. Would you like to go out with my niece Friday night? 44 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,236 Guys? Guys, I got a problem. 45 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,638 Just wear a hat, sir. 46 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,372 Slater, my niece Penny is visiting, 47 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,574 and I need someone to show the girl around. 48 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,208 - What's she look like? - She's a Belding. 49 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,388 I'll catch you later, ma'am. I mean, sir. 50 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,921 Mr. Belding, the word on the street 51 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:15,360 is you're looking for a mercy date for your niece. I'll date anything. 52 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:19,093 If I can't find anybody else, you'll be the first person I call. 53 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,725 Thanks. I'll wear a beeper. 54 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,061 - Yes? - Oh. 55 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,631 Here, you need to sign this. 56 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,143 Another afternoon in detention hall. 57 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,942 - Number nine in a series. - No, I think that's number eight. 58 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,744 No, number eight was when you sold the school to the Japanese. 59 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:40,048 What's wrong with Honda High School? 60 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:43,113 So this makes nine, and 10 is... 61 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:46,148 - Don't say it, sir. - That's right, suspension! 62 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,683 It's gonna happen, Morris. 63 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,698 Not until cows give Pepsi, sir. 64 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,033 Jessie, I have got the perfect date for you. 65 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,299 - He's my next door neighbor. - You live next to Kevin Costner? 66 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,669 No, but this guy is almost as cute, not nearly as married. 67 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,576 - Talk to me, girl. - His name is Brett, and-- 68 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,842 - (bell rings) - Watch it. Mr. Hudson. 69 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:08,905 Right. 70 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,878 Silence! Take your seats! 71 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,287 You're on my time now. No talking, no gum chewing, 72 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,417 no fun of any... 73 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,358 ...kind. 74 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,727 Yesterday, for those of you who slept through class, 75 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,460 we spoke about genes. 76 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,162 Now there are two types of genes, 77 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,398 dominant genes, 78 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,930 and recessive genes. 79 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:37,376 Not to be confused with blue jeans. 80 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,975 Enough humor. 81 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:44,040 Now, if the father passes along-- 82 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,212 Mr. Morris! 83 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:49,086 Is that a note you're taking? 84 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,113 Uh... 85 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,650 Yes, sir. I'm taking notes. 86 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,355 Good. Then you'll know this. 87 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,524 If the father passes along a brown-eyed gene, 88 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:01,466 and the mother passes along a blue-eyed gene, what do you get? 89 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,368 - Uh... - Look at your notes. 90 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,842 "A really cute babe with brown eyes 91 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,676 who goes to private school." 92 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,340 - Watch it. - Watching, sir. 93 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:21,184 Now suppose we have a boy and we don't know his blood type. 94 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,521 Now if the mother is O and the father is AB, 95 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,526 what would you think about the boy? 96 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,790 Mr. Morris! 97 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,354 Read. 98 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,831 "I won't go out with him unless I meet him first." 99 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,843 Very level-headed. And you know, 100 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,935 they need level-headed people... 101 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,810 in detention hall! 102 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,337 Oh, no! Oh, sir! 103 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,508 You are the cream of Bayside. 104 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:54,452 The upper crust. The tip of the top. 105 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,320 I need a date for my niece Friday night. 106 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,419 She an oinker or what? 107 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,558 No, she's not an oinker. 108 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:09,433 Sorry, I'm in training for the next chess tournament. 109 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,563 - So? - So... 110 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,165 Coach says women sap your strength. 111 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,145 - All right, what about you? - Uh, well, I can't. 112 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:21,773 I'm busy all weekend. I'm sorting my M&M's out by color. 113 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,982 I am in no mood for-- 114 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,894 The 10th detention slip? 115 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,398 Let me hold it! 116 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,593 Women: ? Hallelujah! ? 117 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,001 ? Hallelujah, Hallelujah! ? 118 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:46,131 ? Hallelujah! ? 119 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,668 One week suspension, Morris. 120 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,144 I'm a happy camper. (laughs) 121 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,169 (intercom buzzes) 122 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,942 Yes? Okay. 123 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,476 Hi, honey. 124 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,511 Well, no, I tried, but I couldn't-- 125 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:07,924 Look, I cannot just force anybody to go out with Penny. 126 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,196 Until now. 127 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,763 Zack... 128 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,899 I'm going to give you another chance. 129 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,535 You are sir? I don't know what to say. 130 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,476 I do. Say, 131 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,879 "What time should I pick up your niece Friday night?" 132 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,144 Mr. Belding, that's blackmail. 133 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,174 Yeah. 134 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,118 What's your parents' number again? 135 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,352 Oh, you mean this Friday night? For two hours. 136 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:41,156 - Three hours, not a minute less. - Then it's your treat, $20. 137 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,662 - $20? - Cash. 138 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,323 Three hours, Friday night, $18. 139 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,196 - 20. - Deal. 140 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,624 I'm sorry you had to see that. 141 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,864 I'm sorry I had to live that. 142 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,736 Now I'm stuck wasting a Friday night 143 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:55,139 with Mr. Belding's niece. 144 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,277 - Hey. - Hi. 145 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,803 - You don't look so good. - I've been better. 146 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,713 Don't you get sick for my party. 147 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,808 Don't worry. I'll be fine before Saturday. 148 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,752 Saturday? I didn't tell you. The Max was booked, 149 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,222 so the party got moved to Friday. See ya. 150 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,782 Friday? 151 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,419 Whoops. 152 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:23,898 What happened to you? 153 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,099 Skateboard accident, sir. 154 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,440 No, no, my doctor says I'll recover, but, you know, no cliff diving, 155 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:34,311 no lambada-- oh, and absolutely no dating. 156 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,715 Nice try. But you pulled the old skateboard accident 157 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,116 last year at midterms. 158 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,143 - I did? - Mm-hmm. 159 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,884 Man, I got to keep better records. 160 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,826 But if you're too banged up to go, well, then you're suspended again. 161 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,796 Oh, I-- I'm healed! 162 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:54,357 Oh, you-- you are one great principal, sir. 163 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,200 Spare me. Penny will meet you at the mall at 7:00. 164 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,227 Why at the mall? 165 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,137 'Cause I don't want you to know where I live. 166 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,632 That's understandable, sir. Now, how will I recognize Penny? 167 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:07,135 You won't. She'll recognize you by the red rose you'll be carrying. 168 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,978 Now I told her all about you, 169 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,382 so don't try any of that funny stuff. 170 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,785 Don't forget the rose, because without that, 171 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,447 she won't know who you are. 172 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,654 She wouldn't, would she? 173 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,184 Everybody likes him. He's good looking, 174 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,219 funny, nice, studious... 175 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:28,132 Up until studious I thought you were talking about Zack. 176 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,728 No, it's Brett. Jesse's blind date. 177 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,169 Potential blind date. 178 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,664 Jessie, take a chance. How bad could it be? 179 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,109 Right, how bad could it be? 180 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:41,739 Yeah, how bad could it be? 181 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:48,682 Welcome to America's favorite show, "The Blind Date Game." 182 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,621 (cheering) 183 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,888 Today, a lucky girl will win a blind date 184 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,294 with one of these eligible bachelors. 185 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,924 Bachelor number one is a night person who loves to laugh. 186 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,560 His name is Teddy Krueger! 187 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,001 Bachelor number two is a real cut-up 188 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,600 whose relationships with girls are always short. 189 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:13,374 Say hi to Mason Voorhees. 190 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,474 Our third bachelor is the richest kid in the world. 191 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,008 Welcome, Donald Chump. 192 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,951 Now let's meet a wonderful girl who can't get a date. 193 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,222 Desperate Jessie, come on out! 194 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,453 Well, Jessie, who will it be? 195 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,924 Don't make me choose. 196 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,028 Then you get all of them! 197 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,340 No! No! 198 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,208 No! 199 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,009 Jessie, are you okay? 200 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,946 Lisa, if you want me to go out with Brett, 201 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,609 I meet him first and that is final. 202 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,641 Fine, you can meet him for lunch tomorrow. 203 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,187 - Are you nervous? - Why would I be nervous? 204 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,884 I'm just a person meeting another person. No big deal. 205 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,290 Great, 'cause there he is. 206 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,288 Do I look all right? Is my hair behaving itself? 207 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,459 Your hair is fine. Let's go. 208 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,432 - Oh, hi. - You don't have to get up. 209 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,409 This is Jessie. This is Brett. Goodbye. 210 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,479 - Hi. - Hi, Jessie. 211 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,243 So, um... 212 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,274 Lisa says you go to private school? 213 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,548 Yeah. Teachers are real nice there, 214 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,851 but some of the kids are kind of rich and stuck-up. 215 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,221 - Oh, you mean you're not. - Stuck up? 216 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,784 - Rich? - Actually, neither. 217 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:37,023 Both my parents work just to pay my tuition. 218 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,327 Really? That's so nice. 219 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,356 Do your parents work? 220 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,563 Oh, yeah, but they're divorced. 221 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,867 That's too bad. You know, my friend Steve, 222 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,602 his parents just got divorced and he's really hurting. 223 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,973 You know, I try to make a little more time for him. 224 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,206 I guess that's what friends are for. 225 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,279 Would you go with me to Kelly's party Friday night? 226 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,378 Oh, wow. 227 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,683 I'd love to. 228 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,625 - And how are we here? - Great. 229 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,559 Jessie just invited me to a party Friday night. 230 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,796 (romantic music plays) 231 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,471 Whew, is it warm in here, or is it me? 232 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,914 It's you. 233 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,510 I-- I have to go back to the school. 234 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,952 I'll see you Friday night? 235 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,979 - Be there. - Great. 236 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,686 Bye. 237 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,619 Was that Brett? He's adorable. 238 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,132 - He's nice. - He's a shrimp. 239 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:49,157 - So he's kind of short. - And I'm kind of tall. 240 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,830 And when you put us together we look kind of stupid. 241 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,841 - But I thought you liked him. - I liked him sitting down. 242 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,933 The date is off. 243 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,873 All right, look, Screech, I have a problem. 244 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,044 If I don't take Belding's niece out Friday night, 245 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,816 I get suspended. But Friday night is Kelly's birthday party, 246 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,017 and if I show up with a date, she'll dump me. 247 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,151 Yeah, I'd scratch your eyes out. 248 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,889 Come here. Look, I'm going to do you a favor. 249 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,863 Last time you did me a favor I ended up naked on a bus. 250 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,696 You had a window seat. Right? 251 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,398 Look, Friday night you're going out with Belding's niece. 252 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,498 - I am? - Yeah. All you need to do 253 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,567 is pretend you're me. That way I keep Kelly and don't get suspended. 254 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,909 Do I look that desperate for a date? 255 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,146 - What time do I pick her up? - Right, that's my Screech. 256 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,621 Everything's going to work out perfectly. 257 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:53,221 It's incredible what you can hear standing on a toilet. 258 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,964 That's it, that's it. 259 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,999 Hey, you're doing great, Screech. 260 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,876 - Just call me Zack. - All right now, the jacket. 261 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,245 One, two... 262 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,343 three... and shoulder! 263 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,945 Now the stance. 264 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,594 - How's that? - Hey, keep smiling. 265 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,898 All right, now for the big finish. 266 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,372 You want to open the door for her with style. 267 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,943 Watch me. 268 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:43,843 Ooh. 269 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,219 Go ahead. You try. 270 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,325 Ahem! Come on. 271 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,426 Screech! Watch out for the... 272 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,229 - (thuds) - Ooh, aah! 273 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,399 ...stairs! 274 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,407 Lisa, what are you doing after school today? 275 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,918 Oh, I'm going to my father's country club. 276 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,511 Gee, Kelly, I would invite you but I can't. 277 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,922 - Well, why not? - New rules. Rich people only. 278 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,829 - Oh, I understand. - Well, I don't. 279 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,524 Lisa, you would hurt someone you like 280 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,897 because of something they have no control over? 281 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,767 That's exactly the kind of small-minded, ignorant thing... 282 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,263 ...that I'm doing to Brett because he's short. 283 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,674 - Good acting, Lisa. - Thank you, Kelly. 284 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,700 I think we made our point quite nicely. 285 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,476 You did. I'm going with Brett. 286 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,040 Good. Let's go to the mall and pick up some high heels. 287 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,609 High heels? I'm already too tall. 288 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,917 They're not for you. They're for Brett. 289 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,923 See you at the party tonight. 290 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,257 Kelly, I can't come. Occupado with a babe. 291 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,457 - Penny Belding. - Why don't you bring her? 292 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,931 Sorry, Kelly, I can't. 293 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,161 I'm going to the movies tonight with my new fox. 294 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,568 The lights low, the hopes high, 295 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,197 the Gummi Bears flowing like candy. 296 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,264 It's magical! 297 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,767 We'll miss you, but have a good time. Bye, guys. 298 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,176 Slater: Bye! 299 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,545 Wow. Didn't you see the pain in her eyes? 300 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,575 I thought that was mascara? 301 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,680 Oh, no. It was pain. 302 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,885 Pain from not having one of her best friends at her party. 303 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,284 - You! - You who? 304 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,629 Oh, you-me. Get out of here. 305 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,656 No, Screech, it's true. 306 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,295 Why don't you go to the movie and come to the party afterward. 307 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,328 It would mean a lot to Kelly. 308 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,034 - You really think so? - Trust me. 309 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,066 If you and Penny Belding show up, 310 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,602 this will be a birthday that Kelly will never forget. 311 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:57,014 - I'll do it. - I love it. 312 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,492 Are you sure you don't want to dance? 313 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,585 Oh, no thanks. I'm a bad dancer. 314 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,790 Lisa thinks you're a great dancer. 315 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,765 She also thinks Arsenio Hall is where the Lakers play. 316 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,096 Dateless, Slater? 317 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,939 For now. Enjoy it while you can, Preppie. 318 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,604 Forget it, Slater. Tonight is perfect 319 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,637 and there's nothing you can do about it. 320 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,173 Not me -- him. 321 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,786 Lisa, this is Penny Belding. 322 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,987 Penny, Lisa -- my ex. 323 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,192 How'd you ever let this stud muffin get away? 324 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,327 She's kidding, right? What's with the hair? 325 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,030 It's something new. Do you like it? 326 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,369 Does the word barf mean anything to you? 327 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,602 Yeah. 328 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,372 Nice meeting you, Penny. 329 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,405 That poor girl. I think she still likes you, Zack. 330 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,248 Oh, she'll get over me. In a few years! 331 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,453 Uh, Zack? Could we talk? 332 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,484 Not now. I'm busy with-- 333 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,520 actually, now would be good. 334 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,692 What are you doing here? 335 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,497 Well, I didn't want to ruin the party. 336 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,765 If you stay, you're going to ruin my life. 337 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,795 And what's with the wig? 338 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:31,003 It gives me that extra bit of Zackosity. 339 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,239 I'm going to kick your "Zackosity" 340 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,271 if you don't take Penny and get lost. 341 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,306 Hi. 342 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:43,315 - Who was that? - That's my best friend, Screech. 343 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,415 I think he's kind of rude, Zack. 344 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,789 Yeah, he's a dweeb. 345 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,495 If you don't want to dance, would you mind if I asked Lisa? 346 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,332 Sure, go ahead. Please go. 347 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,832 Want to dance? 348 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,467 How's it going? 349 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,481 Not good. Jesse's still hung up on this height thing. 350 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,744 Be right back. Don't dance away. 351 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,943 Let's talk. Dance with me. 352 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,314 Will you wake up, Jessie? 353 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,324 You're about to blow it with a great guy. 354 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,588 - I can't help it. - Yes, you can. 355 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,634 - You want to dance? - We are dancing. 356 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,659 Oh, right. 357 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,538 (soft music plays) 358 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,235 I have an idea. 359 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,044 Does this make you feel better? 360 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,280 No, it makes me feel stupid. 361 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,582 Oh. 362 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,189 I thought this would make you feel stupid. 363 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:55,956 I'm sorry, Brett. I've acted like a real jerk. 364 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,157 Well, Jessie, I am short. 365 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,461 Yeah, but I'm the one who has to grow up. 366 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,627 Can you ever forgive me? 367 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,194 You're forgiven, beanpole. 368 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,228 Thanks, shorty. 369 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,611 Zack needs to see you right away. Okay. 370 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,313 - Be right back, honeybunny. - Okay. 371 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,256 - Hi, I'm Slater. - I'm Penny Belding. 372 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,282 Hey, Penny, you see that girl over there? 373 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,522 That's Kelly. It's her birthday. 374 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,553 - That's Kelly? - Yeah, right. 375 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,225 Okay, now. Her and Zack, they're real close. 376 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,257 I mean, they're like brother and sister. 377 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,270 And it would be a great birthday present 378 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,966 if she heard that you and Zack were having a good time together. 379 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,940 - Oh, okay. - Come on. 380 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,037 Hey, Kelly, this is Penny Belding. 381 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,448 - Hi, I'm glad you could come. - Yeah, me too. 382 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,953 Me three. Why don't you two get to know each other? 383 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,216 Have fun. Talk. 384 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,246 Are you having a good time? 385 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,281 Oh, yeah. I've met some great people tonight. 386 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,488 Especially Zack. 387 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,587 Yeah, Zack is nice, isn't he? 388 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,962 Oh, yeah. We've had a terrific time together. 389 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,728 You have? 390 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,294 Yeah, but we're going to be leaving in a minute. 391 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,827 You and Zack? 392 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:17,309 He's so hot. He makes my teeth sweat. 393 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,176 But what about Screech? 394 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,613 He's okay, if you like that type. 395 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:25,049 Zack and I are going back to my uncle's house. 396 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,714 He won't be home for awhile, if you know what I mean. 397 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,614 Yes, I know what you mean, 398 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:35,650 you... you... un-nice girl! 399 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,256 All right, what a party! 400 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,398 Zack, come on, let's get out of here. 401 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,806 These girls are crazy about you, and who can blame them, my hunk. 402 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:53,107 Yeah, babe, I got the goods. 403 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,608 Okay, Zack number one. 404 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,942 Excuse me. 405 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,714 What's going on? 406 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,747 Well... 407 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,226 you know how Screech always wanted to be like me? 408 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,059 Zack! Tell me. Now. 409 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:14,691 Would you believe we're on "Totally Hidden Videos"? 410 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,724 This is good. 411 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,761 Did you tell Belding you'd go out with his niece? 412 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,137 Yeah, I did. 413 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,769 Zack Morris, I will never forget this birthday as long as I live. 414 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:28,303 - I should be furious. - Go with the feeling. 415 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,650 I don't know anyone else who would go to all this trouble 416 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,622 just to make me happy. Thanks, Zack. 417 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:40,648 Hey... I knew you'd like it. 418 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,926 Ooh. 419 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,297 (instrumental theme music plays) 420 00:22:53,347 --> 00:22:57,897 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31415

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