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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,533 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:02,822 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,971 I am in a great mood. 18 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,742 Driver's Ed starts today, 19 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,251 and that means I'm inches away from driving, cruising, 20 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,479 and better yet, parking. 21 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,112 Hi, Zack. 22 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,748 And speaking of parking... ooh. 23 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,723 Kelly, I got you a present. 24 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,924 A ring? 25 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,731 Zack, we're just dating. I'm not ready to go steady. 26 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:42,792 I know that. 27 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,827 This is just a friendship ring, 28 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:49,069 'cause friendship is the boat that happy people sail on. 29 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,975 You sound like a Hallmark card. 30 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,410 Well, that's where I read it. 31 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:57,348 That is so sweet. Is there anything nice I can do for you? 32 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:00,046 Well, do the words, "Lay a big one on me, baby," 33 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,350 mean anything to you? 34 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:04,551 Yes, they do. Why don't we start with this? 35 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,592 - Wow! - You're welcome. 36 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,390 - What a kiss. - Morning, Morris. 37 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,562 Morning, my love. 38 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:17,968 (sighs) 39 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,942 Screech, you don't have to wear that for Driver's Ed. 40 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,139 I take driving very seriously. 41 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,209 Besides, it keeps the football team from giving me noogies. 42 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:37,784 Slater, see that friendship ring I gave Kelly? 43 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,089 From now on, it's Kelly and Zack, exclusive. 44 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,428 I guess that means more babes for us. 45 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,398 Yeah, right. 46 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,300 Ow! 47 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,737 Cheap Japanese helmet! 48 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,798 - (bell rings) - Okay, 49 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,503 let's start our engines of curiosity. 50 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,569 Vroom, vroom, vroom! 51 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:04,513 Screech, what is this? 52 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,282 A car. 53 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,551 Wrong. It's a responsibility and a privilege. 54 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,821 You'll never drive unless you learn to operate it correctly. 55 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,353 Come on, Mr. Tuttle, any yo-yo can learn to drive. 56 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,731 And perhaps that's why you're here, Mr. Morris. 57 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,604 Oh, ho, ho, I love hecklers. 58 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:28,165 Now, Jessie, what's the speed limit on most freeways? 59 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,472 You know this one, you know this one, you know this one. 60 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,308 55 miles per hour. 61 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:35,212 Excellent! I wish you were my child! 62 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:38,980 Now, can you pass someone over a double yellow line? 63 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,851 - Kelly. - No, you can't. 64 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,049 This is why I went into teaching! 65 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,024 Okay, Lisa, listen up. 66 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,722 Why do you put your left arm straight out the window? 67 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,231 That's easy -- to dry your nails. 68 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,096 N-O, no. 69 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,296 It's to make a left turn. 70 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,499 Okay, time to drive forward! Vroom, vroom, vroom. 71 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,565 Zack, what is the correct driving position? 72 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:06,910 Well, sir, for me it's one hand on the wheel, one arm around Kelly. 73 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,348 Zack! 74 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,181 Mr. Tuttle, sir, the correct driving position 75 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,119 is the left hand at 10:00, 76 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,519 and the right hand at 2:00. 77 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,956 That way you'll have full control of your car. 78 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,983 Mr. Slater, my brain salutes you! 79 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,360 Teacher's pet. 80 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:26,161 But you're the one who belongs on a leash, Mr. Morris. 81 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,468 My dad taught me how to drive on an Army base. 82 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,269 Isn't that great? Slater knows how to drive. 83 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,740 Big deal. 84 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:39,269 Yeah, my dad let me back the car out of the garage once. 85 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,974 Then he got mad at me. 86 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,143 Well, Screech, your father was probably nervous. 87 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,586 He had a right to be. I forgot to open the garage door. 88 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:52,720 I hope he has dork insurance. 89 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,057 I'm serious, you gotta take Driver's Ed seriously, 90 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,088 or you're not gonna get your license. 91 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,066 - Don't sweat it. - Hi, Kelly. 92 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,331 Hey, see the ring? 93 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:06,362 - Hi, Kelly. - See the ring? 94 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:11,941 Zack, we are not going steady. This is just a friendship ring. 95 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:16,181 - Hi, Zackie. - See the ring? 96 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,279 Why's everybody so down? 97 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,486 None of us have enough money for a car. 98 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,689 I'm gonna drive my father's Porsche when I turn 16. 99 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,596 Slip into your PJ's baby, 'cause you're dreaming. 100 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,727 Hey guys, I've got some great news. 101 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,330 Your last baby tooth fell out! 102 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,704 No, I just bought a car! 103 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,707 - Can we see it? - Sure, come on over to the house. 104 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:50,444 You know, Slater, if I hadn't gotten that ring for Kelly, 105 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,076 I could've bought a car. 106 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,553 Batteries or wind-up? 107 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,985 I just couldn't believe it when I saw it on the lot. 108 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,519 It's exactly the car I wanted. 109 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,965 Well, what do you think? 110 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,968 It's... 111 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,629 nice. 112 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,401 Really nice... really. 113 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:19,068 Yeah, it's-- it's all Lisa said. 114 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,207 Gosh, it's got a license plate holder, too. 115 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:29,619 Well, it's everything I hoped it would be and more! 116 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,421 Well, Slater, your Malibu Classic, my Valiant. 117 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:35,053 We know what kind of wheels chicks dig. 118 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,996 Excuse me, little man, but we are not chicks. 119 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,762 She's right, Screech. Listen to the babe. 120 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,859 I'm not a babe. 121 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,100 And I respect that, Sugar Lips. 122 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:51,067 You can open up a juice stand with this old lemon. 123 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,375 Listen, Preppie, this baby's gonna look great 124 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,142 after I give it a little facelift. 125 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,479 Give me a break, the doctors who worked on Michael Jackson 126 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,451 couldn't help this old heap. 127 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,945 - Give him a break, Zack. - We'll help you wash it, Slater. 128 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,924 Well, that's it, finished. 129 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,929 This is so awesome. I wish I had a car like this. 130 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,090 Don't worry, Kelly. 131 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:15,534 I'll be glad to take you wherever you want to go -- all of you! 132 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:19,300 - All right! - Lost cause, eh, Preppie? 133 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,906 So what's the big deal? 134 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,070 None of us can drive until we're 16 anyway. 135 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,671 I've got seven months to find an old junker and fix it up too. 136 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:31,241 - I can't wait to go for a ride. - You won't have to wait long. 137 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,446 I turn 16 next week. 138 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,954 All: All right! 139 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,252 Time out. 140 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:41,352 Slater doesn't know it, but he's going to fail Driver's Ed. 141 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,963 Mr. Tuttle, can I see you? 142 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:53,564 Want to get an early start on the wisecracks, eh, Mr. Morris? 143 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,906 No, sir. Driver's Ed is an important class, 144 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,241 and I'm gonna take it seriously from now on. 145 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,408 - Unlike Slater. - Slater? 146 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:05,214 What about Slater? He's my best student. 147 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,312 I know, sir, but he's become too cocky about it. 148 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,791 And a cocky driver is a reckless driver. 149 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,226 I find it hard to believe 150 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,786 that a fine young man like AC Slater-- 151 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,460 Well, sir, he's telling everyone that he should teach the class. 152 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,801 That muscle-bound punk said that?! 153 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,001 Well, pish-tosh, I'll show him! 154 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,012 Class, the only way you can really learn how to drive 155 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,482 is to get behind the wheel. Now, who wants to be first? 156 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,845 I would, Mr. Tuttle! 157 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,479 Eager to show off are we, Mr. Slater? 158 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,512 You can wait your turn. 159 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,561 Miss Turtle, what's the first thing we do when we get behind the wheel? 160 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,359 - Adjust the mirrors. - Correct! 161 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,492 - And for what purpose? - To check my make-up. 162 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,765 Miss Turtle, I suggest you either study harder, 163 00:08:56,803 --> 00:09:00,171 or start practicing how to say, "Taxi!" 164 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,504 Screech, why don't you start up the car? 165 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,476 Great. I can't wait. 166 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,215 (sighs) 167 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:27,758 Will you vacate the vehicle?! 168 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,702 Out! Out, out, out! 169 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,728 Next, please. 170 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,036 Mr. Tuttle, can I try now? 171 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,544 Pushy, pushy, 172 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,046 move your tushy. 173 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:47,051 I know a hotshot like you will want more of a challenge. 174 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,484 Okay, speed boy, drive! 175 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,477 - Wow! - How was that, Mr. Tuttle? 176 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,677 Great, great, great. 177 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,311 I could use a teaching assistant next semester. 178 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,583 I'd love to help you out, sir, 179 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,820 but I'll be busy cruising around with a certain young lady. 180 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,627 - Enjoying the movie, Kel? - Oh, Slater. 181 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:39,434 I've never realized how much fun movies could be 182 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,407 until I watched them in your beautiful car. 183 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:51,009 After this, we'll drive to that big bluff overlooking the ocean, 184 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:53,382 and just-- oh, yeah. 185 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,381 You know, Zack never used to drive me anywhere. 186 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,256 Zack? 187 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,729 You mean that 15-year-old without a car? 188 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,630 Whatever happened to the boy? 189 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,430 Who cares? 190 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,661 Oh yeah. 191 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,447 Gee, Zack, I never realized how much fun a movie could be 192 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:27,078 until I watched them on your beautiful bike. 193 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,454 Will you shut up?! 194 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,584 (bell rings) 195 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,456 That was awesome driving, Slater. 196 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,056 Nothing to it! 197 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,829 All right, I'm down, but not out. 198 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,131 Watch this. 199 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,196 Slater, I think I'm gonna flunk Driver's Ed. 200 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,230 Can you give me a private lesson after school? 201 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,935 - No way. - 20 bucks? 202 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,741 - 4:00 okay? - See you then. 203 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,372 Zack, Why'd you want to see me here? 204 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,249 Well, Screech, I told Mr. Belding 205 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,117 you do a great impression of Mr. Tuttle, 206 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,178 and he wants to hear it. 207 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,350 Sure, which stall is he in? 208 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,653 He's not in here. 209 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,626 He's in his office waiting for us to call. 210 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,719 Now, pretend you're Mr. Tuttle, 211 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,697 and tell Belding to get the keys out of the Driver's Ed car. 212 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,222 Got it. 213 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,700 Belding: Hello? 214 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,466 Mr. Belding, this is Mr. Tuttle. 215 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,566 Could you do me a favor and get the keys out of the Driver's Ed car? 216 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,543 I left them by mistake, mistake, mistake. 217 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,842 - Why can't you do it? - Why can't I do it? 218 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:32,078 I'm shaving my body hair so I'll swim faster. 219 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,416 Sorry I asked. All right, Tuttle, 220 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,548 I'll get the keys out of the car for you. 221 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,889 Now is there anything else I could do for you? 222 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,224 Good. Now stall him for five minutes. Got it? 223 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,825 Yeah. Could you tell me that really long story 224 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,301 about how you became a principal? 225 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:52,862 All right, if you insist. 226 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,875 It all began with a boy and a dream. 227 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,606 The year was 1956, Eisenhower was President, 228 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,580 Elvis was King, 229 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,606 I was in kindergarten on a finger-painting scholarship. 230 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,847 Boy, I love those paints. 231 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,681 Hey, hey, hey! 232 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,750 We could get in trouble bringing the car out here. 233 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,888 Would you relax? There's no one else to see us. 234 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:20,058 Besides, for 20 bucks, I should get some more room to maneuver. 235 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,898 Okay, let's just get this over with. 236 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,370 Why don't you get in the car, and show me how it's done? 237 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,499 I'll just study your every move from over here. 238 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,907 Okay. 239 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:33,344 - Hi, Slater! Out for a spin? - What are you doing here?! 240 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,110 - I'm going to volleyball practice. - Hop in. I'll drive you there. 241 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,844 - Thanks! - No, Kelly get out of the car! 242 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,443 Kelly, get out of the car! No, Kelly! 243 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,922 - (loud crash, Kelly screams) - Great going, Slater! 244 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,926 It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you, Preppie. 245 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,929 - Are you okay, Kelly? - Yeah, I guess so. I hit my head. 246 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,294 - What's going on out there?! - Hey, it's Belding! 247 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,892 Let's get out of here! Come on, come on. 248 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,102 What the...? 249 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,870 I don't believe this. 250 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,271 Whoever did this is in plenty of trouble! 251 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,940 Do you hear me? 252 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,117 (horn blaring) 253 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,987 I told you not to use that stupid car, 254 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,259 but you're always the rebel, aren't you? 255 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,289 Oh, sure, 256 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,267 blame Tuttle. 257 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,101 Forget that he has feelings. 258 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:36,371 Forget that he was next in line to be principal, 259 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,970 had the color scheme for this office all picked out. 260 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,146 Your taste is so tacky. 261 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:50,683 So is your personality. 262 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,454 If you'll excuse me, the school has a problem, 263 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,986 and the principal who was hired will take over. 264 00:14:57,029 --> 00:15:00,932 Whatever you say, "Mr. Balding." 265 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,706 Attention, students... 266 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,076 I would like the person or persons responsible 267 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,978 for damaging the Driver's Ed car 268 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,109 to come to my office immediately. 269 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:28,593 You have until noon tomorrow to confess, or else! 270 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,264 Or else? 271 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,495 Somebody's in big trouble. 272 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,333 It was me. 273 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,134 Kelly, you wrecked the car? 274 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,004 Not exactly. 275 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,031 Slater was driving and then I hopped in. 276 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,066 Then Zack got jealous, tried to get me out, 277 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,579 and Slater crashed. 278 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,808 Hey, Kelly, how's your head? 279 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,112 I have a bump, but it doesn't hurt that much. 280 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:56,011 - I'm sorry you got hurt. - It wasn't your fault, Zack. 281 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,853 It wasn't? Yeah, right! 282 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,915 Slater was the one driving. 283 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,189 Like you had nothing to do with it. 284 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:06,324 All I know is, if I had wrecked the car, I'd turn myself in. 285 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,628 Slater, why don't you be a man and confess? 286 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,368 Jessie, why don't you be a woman and cook? 287 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,308 Hey, cut it out. 288 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,108 Slater, we shouldn't have been in the car in the first place. 289 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,137 Let's go tell Mr. Belding the truth. 290 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,774 Okay, you're right. 291 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,807 It's just that if Belding hadn't shown up, 292 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,412 we could've put the car back and nobody would've known. 293 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:31,048 - What was he doing there? - Getting the keys out of the car. 294 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,558 Oops. 295 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,460 Screech, what do you know? And tell the truth. 296 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,228 No, no matter what you do to me, you won't break me. I won't talk. 297 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,894 It was Zack! He made sure Belding would catch you in the car. 298 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,903 Tell him you tortured me, okay? 299 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:47,767 We were gonna confess, 300 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,639 and Zack was behind it the whole time. 301 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,042 - He should be the one to confess. - Fat chance. 302 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,240 You'd have an easier time trying to get that thing 303 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,146 off Gorbachev's head. 304 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,412 Unless Zack feels guilty -- 305 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,614 so guilty that he has to get it off his conscience. 306 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:05,420 - Kelly, how does your head feel? - It feels fine. 307 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,826 I think you're about to take a turn for the worse. 308 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,530 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 309 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,002 Screech. 310 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,630 - Where's Kelly? - I don't know. 311 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,266 Maybe she went home. She said she had a headache. 312 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,471 Like the kind you get when you hit your head in an accident. 313 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,776 Come on, she's fine. No big deal. 314 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:38,549 Hi, everyone. Hi, I'm Kelly Kapowski. 315 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,925 - Very funny. - Who is this guy? 316 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,952 What do you mean, who am I?! 317 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,022 Maybe that bump on your head affected your memory. 318 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,057 This is Zack Morris, your boyfriend. 319 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,035 He gave you the ring you're wearing. 320 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,130 Wait a minute. There must be some mistake. 321 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,801 I don't have a boyfriend. 322 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,173 Do you remember me? 323 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,874 Well, yeah, you're Tom Cruise, the coolest guy at school. 324 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,508 She seems fine to me. 325 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,884 I don't believe this! Kelly, it's Zack. 326 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,187 This guy is major weird! 327 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,318 She really doesn't remember me? 328 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,919 I think it's only temporary. 329 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,953 She probably has selective amnesia, 330 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,762 it's where a person blocks out a painful memory. 331 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,668 I wonder if that's why my family always calls me "Hey, you." 332 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,565 Wait a minute. I do have a boyfriend! 333 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,579 How could I forget someone that special to me? 334 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,809 Meet me after school? We have lots of catching up to do. 335 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,180 I think I better play along, Preppie... 336 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,686 for Kelly's own good, of course. 337 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,654 - I think you're right. - Absolutely. 338 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,589 No, wait! Kelly, this whole thing was my fault. 339 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,889 I tricked Slater into driving the car. 340 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,793 I'm gonna tell Belding everything, 341 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,059 then we're going to get you the best doctor money can buy. 342 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,294 I knew you'd come through, Zack. 343 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,735 - Zack? - Uh-oh. 344 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,761 Hey, who told you what I did? 345 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,705 (whistling) 346 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,874 Zack, Tuttle went to get Belding. You've got to confess. 347 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:09,972 Would you relax? 348 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,077 Hey, I know Belding better than Belding knows Belding. 349 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,144 So what's your point, big shot? 350 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:19,385 First Belding will give everyone one last chance to confess. 351 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,417 No one will. Then he'll say he's very disappointed in us, 352 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,055 and since he doesn't know who's guilty, he can't punish them. 353 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,532 Then he'll leave. 354 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,868 I'm so nervous my make-up is cracking. 355 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,203 Why are you nervous? You didn't do anything. 356 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,367 Oh, yeah, right. 357 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:46,483 - Let me through. - It's my classroom. 358 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,354 All right, 359 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:56,350 I am giving everyone one last chance to confess. 360 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,359 I want you to know that I am very disappointed in you. 361 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,895 Since I don't know who's guilty, I can't punish them. 362 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,471 Class, isn't that fair of Mr. Belding? 363 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,308 All: Yes, very fair. 364 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,178 I'm not finished. 365 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:22,444 Since I can't punish the guilty, I'm gonna punish everyone instead. 366 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:23,853 - All: What?! - (all shouting) 367 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,090 Driver's Ed is being canceled, 368 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,255 and you'll all repeat the course next year. 369 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,731 You can use those 12 months to think about this. 370 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,291 (shouting) 371 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,205 Do I still get paid? 372 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,935 Confess! Somebody confess! 373 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,410 Wait. 374 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,640 It isn't fair for the whole class to suffer. 375 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,774 I'll take the blame. 376 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,978 - You did this, Kelly? - Well, actually-- 377 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:56,750 Uh-huh, I didn't think so. Who are you protecting? 378 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,814 - Me. - Slater? 379 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:02,055 - Not-- - I drove the car. 380 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,791 Was anyone else involved, I hope? 381 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,765 The punishment will be smaller if there are two people to share it. 382 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,996 It was just me, sir. No one else. 383 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,471 I was in the seat, I'll take the heat. 384 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,567 All right then. AC, come with me. 385 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:20,375 - Class may continue. - Zack: Stop. 386 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,074 It wasn't his fault. 387 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,550 This whole thing was my idea. 388 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,212 I was jealous that Slater was gonna get his license before me, 389 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,746 so I set him up to get kicked out of Driver's Ed. 390 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,282 Wow, good plan! 391 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,852 Kelly had nothing to do with this. 392 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,662 She just showed up at the wrong time. 393 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,725 I'm sorry, Kelly, I thought I'd lose you to Slater. 394 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,760 Slater... 395 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,274 you have two weeks detention. Take your seat. 396 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,105 Yes, sir. 397 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,874 That was very fair of you, sir. I expected worse. 398 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,904 You're getting worse. 399 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,542 Zack, you flunk Driver's Ed. You'll make it up next year. 400 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,383 Now pack up your stuff and let's go. 401 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:07,587 And that, Mr. Tuttle, is how you principal. 402 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,354 "And that, Mr. Tuttle, is how you principal." 403 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,494 - Zack? - You don't have to say it, Kelly. 404 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,095 I acted like a jerk. 405 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,106 You did, but... 406 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,006 can I have the jerk's ring back? 407 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,376 Do you mean it? 408 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,621 Morris. Time's up. 409 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,521 Wait for me, Kelly. 410 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,258 Oh. 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