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(bell rings)
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? When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ?
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? I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ?
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? By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ?
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? I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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? If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ?
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? And my dog ate
all my homework last night ?
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? Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ?
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? If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ?
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? It's all right ?
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? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ?
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? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ?
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? It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ?
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Hey, Screech, I thought I knew
every hiding place in this school.
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How did you find it?
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A bully dumped me down
the garbage chute.
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Some day I'm gonna
get even with that girl.
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Wow! Look at these posters.
Hey, we got The Rolling Stones.
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Hey, Jimi Hendrix.
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Who are the three guys
with Paul McCartney?
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That's The Beatles, you idiot.
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Paul never would've made it
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if he would've stuck
with those wimps.
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I wonder what's under here.
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Wow, look at this!
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"KKTY-FM, home of Tiger Radio"?
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Screech, Bayside
has a radio station.
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Wow!!
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Look at that.
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Hey!
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Hey there, it's time
to rock and roll
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with your main music man
Zack Morris,
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here on KKTY, Bayside!
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Cool!
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I wonder if this thing
still works.
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Well, there's only one way
to find out.
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Woman:
? KKTY, Bayside! ?
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I think it works.
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Mr. Belding, is it true that
Bayside had a radio station?
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Absolutely. KKTY was the voice
of Bayside in the '60s.
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It was one smoking
music machine.
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Well, who ran it, sir?
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The hippest, hottest,
most rad DJ ever.
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Oh, wow.
Hey, wasn't that a happening tune?
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I'm The Big Bopper,
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and you beautiful people
are groovin' to KKTY,
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the most out of sight station
in the nation. Can you dig it?
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Woman:
? KKTY, Tigers! ?
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- Now groove to this groove.
- (music plays)
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Man: Richard Belding,
this is the principal.
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Report to my office immediately.
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Man, what does
that jerk want now?
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- You were The Big Bopper?
- I was The Master Blaster!
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The Boss.
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I thought Springsteen
was The Boss.
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Nah, he stole it from me.
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Sir, we'd like to put
KKTY back on the air.
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- What?!
- We... would... like... to --
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I heard you!
The answer is no.
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- Why not?
- It's just not a good idea.
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Trust me on this one.
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But, Mr. Belding, just think
how it'd help school spirit.
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It'd give us something
to listen to besides teachers.
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And you could give us the benefit
of your vast knowledge of, um...
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"radioisms."
Ahem.
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"Radioisms"?
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Hey, I don't see you sucking up.
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Sir, let us follow
in your footsteps
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and learn from The Big Bopper.
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- Well...
- All: Bopper, Bopper, Bopper...
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All right, all right, all right...
but on one condition.
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I have the final say
about what goes out on the air. Huh?
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All right.
Now, you were saying?
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- Bopper, Bopper...
- All: Bopper, Bopper, Bopper...
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Okay, troops,
everyone's got their assignments.
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It looks like Tiger Radio
is ready to roar!
80
00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:03,803
No, wait, not so fast, Preppie.
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00:05:03,844 --> 00:05:05,903
You've given everyone
a job but me.
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- What do you want to do?
- Sports.
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What are you gonna do,
wrestle on the radio?
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- No, I want to be a sportscaster.
- Well, I didn't know that.
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Sure. When I watch the games on TV,
I turn down the sound,
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and do the play-by-play.
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All right, Slater.
If you want it, hey, you got it.
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All right. Great.
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I'm gonna be the most
talked about guy on Tiger Radio.
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You'll see, man.
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Great trick, Max,
you shrunk the food.
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- Now can we have our real orders?
- Sorry, these are your real orders.
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My costs have gone sky high,
and I had to cutback.
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- Sorry, Max, I didn't know.
- That's terrible.
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Thanks for understanding.
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Hey, good luck
with the radio station.
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- I'm sure you'll all be great.
- Zack: Thanks, Max.
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Thanks.
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I haven't seen Max
that depressed since the time
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he made his dog disappear,
and forgot how to bring Fluffy back.
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I know. I wonder whatever
happened to that dog?
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00:06:04,271 --> 00:06:05,397
What?
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00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:09,103
Goo-ood morning, Bayside,
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hey and all you kids cutting school
in the Palisades and at the beach,
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this is Wolfman Zack...
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(howling)
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Hey, it's Bayside's freshest,
hottest, hippest new station,
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KKTY-FM, Tiger Radio!
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(roars)
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Bad food hits Bayside,
students hit bathrooms.
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This is Jessie Spano
for KKTY News.
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I caught up with Mr. Belding
running out of the cafeteria today,
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and he assured me that green meat
would no longer be served.
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Hi, this is Lisa,
your Galloping Gossip,
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with everything you want to know
that's none of your business.
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Flash! Debbie DeMarco's new curves
came with Debbie's new sweater.
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Hello, this is Kelly Desire.
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It's evening, the candles are lit
and you're with the one you love.
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All that's missing
is that special romantic song.
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(heavy metal music plays)
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Thunder and lighting raged outside
the old Victorian house.
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There was a scream-- (screams)
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Evelyn's heart pounded...
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as she slowly opened
the bedroom door.
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(creaking sound)
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She saw an axe
and recognized the face of--
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That's all
the time we have today.
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Tune in tomorrow for another
exciting installment of--
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Screech's Mystery Theatre.
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And now, look alive,
sports fans,
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'cause on deck it's Tiger Radio's
sportiest reporter,
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AC Slater.
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(up-tempo music playing)
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(music ends)
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Hey, thanks, Wolfman.
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Okay, first things first.
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Let's check out
the old scoreboard, huh?
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I mean, hey, gimme a break,
it's not that old, right?
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(horn honks)
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Anyway, in local
high school action it was--
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it was, Bayside 5, Valley 4.
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I guess that means we won,
right math majors?
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(honking)
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This is AC Slater.
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And just remember, fans,
in the airport of life,
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sports is just the baggage.
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- Think about it.
- (honks)
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(up-tempo music plays)
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- All right.
- (pop music plays)
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So what do you think?
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We're thinking about it.
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See, Preppie.
I told you I was good.
153
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Hey, guys, I think I know
what would help Slater.
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- Girls: What?
- A muzzle.
155
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Do you think we should be honest
and tell him he stinks?
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00:09:00,924 --> 00:09:02,858
How can we without
hurting his feelings?
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00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:05,521
Why don't we just wave
a skunk in front of him?
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You know, Screech,
for once you have a good idea.
159
00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:11,168
We can't do that.
This is Slater's dream.
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Maybe we're being overcritical
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because we expected him
to be better.
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I bet the average listener
thinks he's just fine.
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Excuse me, what do you guys
think of Tiger Radio?
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- Radical!
- Really cool!
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The best, man!
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And, what do you think of our
sports reporter, AC Slater?
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- Awful!
- The worst!
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Someone should wave
a skunk in front of him.
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See?
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That's it.
We've got to get rid of Slater.
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- Why do we have to get rid of him?
- Yeah, why don't we help him?
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Hey, good idea.
We'll staple his lips.
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And so, Slater, the less you say,
the more impact you'll have.
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- You really think so?
- Hey, I wrote the copy for you.
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I mean, you're our top draw.
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We want to leave them
wanting more.
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I don't know.
I'm not so sure, Preppie.
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Well, according
to our latest survey,
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98% of our listeners
want it short, fast and often.
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Yeah? What do
the other 2% want?
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A date with Paula Abdul.
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00:10:08,705 --> 00:10:10,605
Hey, with sizzling
copy like this,
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you're headed for
the Radio Hall of Fame.
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"This is AC Slater.
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Today's scores
are 3-0, 6-1, 10-2.
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Thank you."
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That's it?
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Hey, it's sharp, it's snappy,
it's bold.
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- Slater, it's you!
- Yeah.
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When did you say I'll be on?
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Every chance we get.
192
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You'd be looking at
twice the airtime!
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Now that I like.
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10-2.
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10-2. 2-10.
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All right.
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00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,302
Do you think we're doing
the right thing?
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Hey, is Belding balding?
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Zack, Zack.
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00:10:49,011 --> 00:10:50,740
I was researching a news story,
201
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,681
and I found out that the Bayside
School District owns The Max!
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00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:55,081
- You're kidding.
- No.
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00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:58,713
And if Max doesn't come up with
$10,000 in back rent by next week,
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our favorite hangout
will be turned into a parking lot!
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00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:05,390
- We can't let this happen.
- But what can we do?
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I think it's time we used
the power of the airwaves.
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- Let's do it.
- All right.
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Zack: All right.
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Here we go.
Ready, Jessie?
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00:11:17,473 --> 00:11:20,135
This is Jessie Spano
with a Tiger Radio news flash.
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00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:22,338
It looks like the end
of a student tradition
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if the greedy, deceitful,
irresponsible
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Bayside School Board
has its way.
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"Greedy"?! "Deceitful"?!
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Don't forget "irresponsible."
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No, you guys are irresponsible!
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We have an obligation
to report the truth.
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Truth?
You and Pinocchio Morris?
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00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,823
The truth is, that every member
of the school board has called
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threatening to have me fired.
Is that what you want?
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Well...
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But what about The Max?
223
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Should we just sit back
and watch it be demolished?
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Better than my career.
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Mr. Belding, The Max
is very important to us.
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- Can't you help?
- I wish I could,
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00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:04,919
but the school board
has made their decision,
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and I am not going
to stick my neck out
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over this radio station again.
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Again?
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Now drop the protest,
and that's final.
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Excuse me, but I have
to go assure the school board
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that this matter is closed.
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00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:23,101
Hold on, Jessie.
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There's something
he's not telling us.
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- What do you think it is?
- I don't know.
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You're the investigative reporter.
See what you can dig up.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna play principal.
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This is Mr. Belding.
School's out!
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- The school paper just reviewed us.
- What did they say?
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I don't know.
I'm too nervous to look.
242
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:46,626
- What if he didn't like my outfit?
- We're on the radio, remember?
243
00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:47,720
He can't see us.
244
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:51,832
Hey, look at this.
245
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:56,203
"Tiger Radio really cooks when
Wolfman Zack is on the prowl."
246
00:12:56,239 --> 00:12:59,800
"Jessie Spano has a nose for news,
and I smell a winner!"
247
00:12:59,842 --> 00:13:04,040
"Kelly Desire's voice could heat
your Jacuzzi. The girl is H-O-T."
248
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,071
"Lisa's Galloping Gossip
is off to a fast start.
249
00:13:06,115 --> 00:13:08,675
She's funny, charming,
and a great dresser."
250
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:10,777
See?
251
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,515
This guy really liked us.
252
00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:14,489
Most of us.
253
00:13:14,523 --> 00:13:17,083
"AC Slater stinks."
254
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:20,118
"Someone should wave
a skunk in front of him"?
255
00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:22,597
Poor Slater.
256
00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:24,600
Hey, guys, what's up?
257
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:28,470
Hey, guys, the station
just got reviewed!
258
00:13:28,513 --> 00:13:30,504
Really?
Hey, what'd he say about me?
259
00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:32,984
You stink!
260
00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:36,478
Let me see that.
261
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:39,547
"AC Slater is boring, dull,
262
00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:42,561
and should become a mime."
263
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:46,895
Hey, can you believe this guy?
He thinks I'm no good.
264
00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:48,832
(Screech whistles)
265
00:13:49,935 --> 00:13:53,200
So that's why
you cut back my time.
266
00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:56,139
Look, Slater, we just didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
267
00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,165
I'd rather get the truth
from my friends
268
00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:01,510
than read it
in some stupid newspaper.
269
00:14:01,546 --> 00:14:02,707
I quit.
270
00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:10,315
Zack, Zack, I found
what you're looking for.
271
00:14:10,358 --> 00:14:13,419
A peep hole
in the girls locker room?
272
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,453
No. I found
what Belding was hiding.
273
00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:20,161
Look what's in this old
school newspaper from 1968.
274
00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:24,263
"D.J. Belding
Moons School Board"?
275
00:14:24,305 --> 00:14:28,401
"Picture on page three and four"?
276
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,840
Let's see this.
277
00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:35,714
Whoa, now that's a side
of him I've never seen.
278
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,243
Apparently Mr. Belding
was the Zack Morris of the '60s.
279
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,483
- (knocking on door)
- Come in.
280
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,721
(chuckles)
281
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,194
Well, Morris,
what did you do this time?
282
00:14:48,229 --> 00:14:49,958
Been doing a little reading, sir.
283
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:52,967
You know, pages three and four
are quite interesting.
284
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,731
Where'd you get that?
285
00:14:56,838 --> 00:15:00,001
"Hippie Richie Belding was
ordered to drop his on-air protest
286
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,442
of the school ban
on jeans and long hair.
287
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:05,469
Belding dropped
his bellbottoms instead.
288
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:09,006
The board responded
by dropping station KKTY."
289
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,917
Okay, Morris, what do you want?
290
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,320
I want you to convince
the school board
291
00:15:14,355 --> 00:15:15,823
not to close down The Max.
292
00:15:15,857 --> 00:15:18,121
Oh, I see.
And if I don't, what,
293
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,890
you're gonna show the student body
my student body?
294
00:15:20,928 --> 00:15:22,987
Zack, if that picture gets out,
it could ruin me.
295
00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,327
Is that what you want?
296
00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:27,630
No, I just want you to remember
what it was like to be a kid,
297
00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:31,536
when you cared as much
about jeans and long hair
298
00:15:31,572 --> 00:15:32,801
as we do about The Max.
299
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,673
Zack, that was a different time.
They are not the same.
300
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:39,669
No, sir, you're the one
who's not the same.
301
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:42,274
I guess you forget what's
more important when you get old.
302
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,279
You're not the guy
I'm looking for.
303
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,379
Here's the guy I need.
304
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,285
Zack Morris!
305
00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:56,526
What?
306
00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:02,327
Help me find the old me?
307
00:16:04,472 --> 00:16:06,440
Welcome back, Bopper.
308
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,567
(dance music playing)
309
00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:25,120
Woman:
? KKTY, Bayside! ?
310
00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:28,595
Welcome to the KKTY
Radiothon broadcast from The Max
311
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:29,824
to save The Max!
312
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,731
We've got music, we've got dancing.
Now all we need is you
313
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:35,259
and $10,000 by noon tomorrow!
314
00:16:35,303 --> 00:16:37,965
Now I'd like to introduce
the man whose idea this was,
315
00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:41,202
The Big Bopper, Richie Belding!
316
00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:42,607
(cheering)
317
00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:45,275
Thanks, Wolfman Zack.
318
00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:47,941
You know, as KKTY's
first living legend,
319
00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:50,952
I'd like to kick this off the way
I used to kick off my old show.
320
00:16:50,985 --> 00:16:54,387
It's time for... Bel-ba-ba-bel,
da-ding, da-ding, ding,
321
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:57,722
Bel-ba-ba-bel,
da-ding, dong, ding, Belding!
322
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,065
Thank you, Bopper.
323
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:05,725
And now, for all the dirt
324
00:17:05,766 --> 00:17:07,996
"The National Enquirer"
hasn't found out yet,
325
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:10,470
here's Lisa,
our Galloping Gossip!
326
00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:16,436
Hey, dudes, let's dish!
327
00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:19,310
Okay, Bobby Tucker thinks he's
going steady with Cindy Wasserman.
328
00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:21,372
But what Bobby doesn't know
is that Cindy has been seen
329
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,213
two nights this week
with someone else.
330
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,741
Who?
331
00:17:24,785 --> 00:17:29,052
Hey, if you want to know the trash,
you gotta pay the cash!
332
00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:33,222
- (phone rings)
- Zack: All right!
333
00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:37,431
Look who just dropped in.
334
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:39,559
It's the star
of "Married With Children,"
335
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,968
my favorite TV lowlife Al Bundy.
336
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,070
Give me this.
337
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:52,342
It's an honor to be here
to help you guys...
338
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,474
save this dump.
339
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,950
It's not a dump, Al,
it's a very nice place.
340
00:17:56,984 --> 00:18:01,387
What do I know about taste?
I married Peg.
341
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,117
Hey...
342
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:05,319
All right.
343
00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,589
Well, Jessie,
what's our total so far?
344
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,120
The amount that people have
pledged and donated is...
345
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:15,125
- $2,853.00.
- All right.
346
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:17,763
Keep those pledges coming.
Let's keep them coming.
347
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,399
Here, this is for you.
348
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,042
Hello?
349
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:28,379
- Hey, buddy.
- I want to pledge my savings.
350
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,578
Put me down for $100.
351
00:18:30,618 --> 00:18:32,609
Hey, thanks, Slater.
352
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,644
I'm sorry about what happened.
353
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,680
Why don't you come down?
We can use your help.
354
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:40,854
Hey, you don't need me.
I'll just ruin everything.
355
00:18:47,935 --> 00:18:50,302
Well, Jessie, add another $100.
356
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,636
What's our total so far?
357
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,165
$8,134.00!
358
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:57,678
We are doing great, and we have
the whole night ahead of us!
359
00:18:57,712 --> 00:19:00,409
- All right!
- (crowd cheering)
360
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:17,557
Here's one of my favorite songs
361
00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:20,693
from late, great 1968!
362
00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:24,000
(rock music plays)
363
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,972
Mr. Belding,
what are we gonna do?
364
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:28,236
The phones stopped
ringing hours ago
365
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,902
and everybody's passed out.
366
00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:32,470
Don't worry, Wolfman,
the Big Bopper can go all night.
367
00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:34,504
Just watch me bring it home.
368
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,350
(hoarsely) We desperately need
your support to keep us going.
369
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,919
We only need 1,600 more--
370
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,986
no, 1,700 more.
371
00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:52,659
Oh, we just need more money now.
372
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,601
- (Music plays)
- ? Whoa, whoa, I need your money ?
373
00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:57,798
? I need your love ?
374
00:19:57,838 --> 00:20:00,808
? I need you, honey,
when a push comes to shove ?
375
00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:04,175
- ? I need... ?
- Hey, Preppie, Preppie, wake up.
376
00:20:04,211 --> 00:20:06,612
Here's my $100,
377
00:20:06,647 --> 00:20:09,139
and an extra $25 from my dad.
378
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:11,447
Thanks, Slater,
but we're still short,
379
00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:12,850
and I can't talk anymore.
380
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:15,151
I don't think The Max
is gonna make it.
381
00:20:15,189 --> 00:20:18,454
We'll see about that.
Give me this mic!
382
00:20:18,492 --> 00:20:20,756
All right, everybody, listen up.
383
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:24,254
I'm AC Slater,
and I've got something to say.
384
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:26,096
Zack: Quiet down.
385
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,760
- Quiet!
- Shh, Shh, Shh...
386
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:30,294
Now look, I used
to move around a lot.
387
00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,307
I never had a place I could
actually call home
388
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,308
until I came to Bayside.
389
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:37,970
Now, for the first time,
390
00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:40,140
I have real friends,
391
00:20:40,181 --> 00:20:42,445
and a cool place to hang out.
392
00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:44,918
It's kind of like a second home.
393
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:49,287
Whenever I'm bummed,
there's always someone here to help.
394
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:52,349
Now I know it's late,
and everyone's tired,
395
00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:55,454
and the easy thing to do
is to quit, right?
396
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:58,898
But, hey, quitting never works.
397
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:01,868
Look, guys, we can't give up.
398
00:21:01,902 --> 00:21:04,394
We gotta save this place.
399
00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:07,066
So get off your tails
and make a donation.
400
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,740
Let's keep The Max alive!
401
00:21:13,447 --> 00:21:17,247
All right, hey, hey, hey,
don't get so excited yet.
402
00:21:17,284 --> 00:21:19,275
Let's see if anyone calls.
403
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:24,090
Come on, ring.
404
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:29,255
(phone rings)
405
00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:32,095
(phones ringing)
406
00:21:32,132 --> 00:21:35,067
(all cheering)
407
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,511
(instrumental theme music plays)
408
00:21:47,561 --> 00:21:52,111
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