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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,533 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:01,719 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:21,170 Hey, Zack, see that girl? She's about to become my woman. 18 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:26,177 What are you gonna do? Shoot her with a stun gun? 19 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,553 No, I'm gonna use the old Screech charm. 20 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,295 - Hi, Molly. - Hi. 21 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,094 Beat it! 22 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,793 I can do that. 23 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,671 What happened? 24 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:49,939 The usual. 25 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:52,036 The bully gets the girl, I get the locker. 26 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,376 Oh. 27 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:59,348 All right, everyone, listen up, 'cause I have great news. 28 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,411 Madonna's the new school nurse? 29 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:06,119 No. Bayside has been chosen to host a pilot program 30 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,025 for the California Cadet Corps. 31 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,827 Now, I'd like to introduce to you Lieutenant Chet Adams. 32 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,358 (wolf whistles) 33 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,800 Lisa, what are you doing? 34 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,100 I can't help it. He is so hot. 35 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,166 Are you all right, young lady? Yes, Lieutenant Hot. 36 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:27,908 In the Cadet Corps, we initiate students into the Army way of life. 37 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,576 Naturally, there's discipline, hard work involved. 38 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,779 No, thank you. 39 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,048 Excuse me? 40 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,216 Every school has one. He's ours. 41 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,352 As I was saying, there's also career training 42 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,385 and a chance for college scholarships. 43 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,296 I hope you'll sign up and see what you can be in today's Army. 44 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,426 Why aren't women allowed on the front line? 45 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,164 - Because we need cooks. - Boys: Yeah! 46 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,832 In the United States Army, women are second to none 47 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,969 as far as intelligence, stamina and courage. 48 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,138 - Kelly: All right. - Girls: Yeah! 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,477 I hope I'll be seeing some of you soon. 50 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,347 Oh, you will, honey. 51 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,819 - Thank you, Mr. Belding. - Thank you, Lieutenant. 52 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,014 Any volunteers? 53 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,687 Count me in, Mr. Belding. 54 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:19,097 Count me out, Mr. Belding. 55 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:23,729 You're out, all right. My office, five minutes. 56 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:31,275 This is it, Morris. The end. El finito. 57 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:34,110 I am fed up with your wisecracks. 58 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,912 I am giving you a month's worth of Saturday detention. 59 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:41,080 - Four Saturdays? - Huh-uh, 30 Saturdays! 60 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:44,091 30 Saturdays?! Sir, can we negotiate? 61 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,649 Hey, I'll wash your car. 62 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,127 The last time you washed my car, 63 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,721 you flooded the inside. 64 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,233 Carpool, sir. 65 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:56,429 - Hold on. - Holding, sir. 66 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,996 Maybe there is something you can do. 67 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,770 I want to see this Cadet Corps succeed here. 68 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,436 So if you sign up, no detention. 69 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,539 You mean all I have to do is join that Mickey Mouse Army? 70 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,812 That's right. That and one other little request -- 71 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,580 we need a full class for the program, 72 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,485 so it's your job to get them. 73 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:18,322 All right, you got a deal, Mr. Belding. 74 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:23,724 Either he's getting real old, or I'm getting really good. 75 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,522 Why should I join the Cadet Corps? 76 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:29,331 Because the new Army serves cake at every meal. 77 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,394 Slice me in! 78 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:37,975 Louise, the Army's a good place for a girl like you. 79 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,070 Zack, the Army is not for me. 80 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,607 You may not believe this, but I am a non-violent person. 81 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,712 Well, there's three guys for every girl. 82 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,848 I could learn to be violent. 83 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,518 Hii-ya! 84 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:56,257 I take that as a yes, Rambette? 85 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,060 - Hey, Butch. - Hey! 86 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,862 Don't touch me or you're shark spit. 87 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,392 If you join the Corps, you can beat up anybody you want, 88 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,664 and not get in trouble. 89 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:07,037 - Hey, that sounds choice, Zack. - All right. 90 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,080 I can't believe you signed up for this macho cadet crock. 91 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:18,210 Hey, my Dad's been in the Army and served proudly for 25 years. 92 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,710 You know, Slater, women really don't belong in the Army. 93 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,950 Slater: Right. 94 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,718 You heard what the lieutenant said. 95 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,556 He said we're as qualified as any man. 96 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:29,824 Oh yeah? Then why don't you sign up and prove it? 97 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,025 Hey, you don't have to take that. 98 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:36,059 All right, bubba, I'm in. And in fact, so is Kelly. 99 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,093 - Why am I in? - Why? 100 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,072 Because we women should stick together. 101 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:43,167 Yeah! And your father has seven children, 102 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:47,113 and the lieutenant said you can win college scholarships. 103 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,741 Okay, I'll do it. Lisa? 104 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:53,651 I will waste any girl who comes near my commanding officer. 105 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:01,385 Hey, this is great. All I need is one more sucker. 106 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,163 - Hi. - Bye. 107 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,262 Hey, Screech, pal. 108 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,273 You wanna know how you can get that girl? 109 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,833 By being a real man. 110 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,868 - Me? - That's right. 111 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,882 Wait till Molly sees you in a uniform. 112 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:30,455 Atten-hut! 113 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,356 At ease. 114 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,930 You are wonderful, General Screech. 115 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,462 Troops, when I came into the Corps 116 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,338 I was weak, pathetic, and lily-livered. 117 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,673 Yeah, and you still are! 118 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,174 - On your feet, soldier. - No way, dork. 119 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,620 Hey! It's General Dork to you. 120 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,316 Attention! 121 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,887 Prepare to hold hands. Give him 10. 122 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,093 One, two, three, four, 123 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:16,467 five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10! 124 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,399 I'll be all the Screech that I can be. 125 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,204 Ow! Ah! 126 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,177 - You in here, too? - Yeah. 127 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,688 Welcome. Maybe we can share a foxhole sometime. 128 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,019 (growls) 129 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:41,422 Hi, guys. Do you think the lieutenant will like me in this? 130 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,193 Whoa! I think when he sees you, his helmet will melt. 131 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,394 I hope I can handle this, so I have a chance at that scholarship. 132 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,336 Stop worrying. Would I be in this class if it weren't a snap? 133 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:54,170 Well, nice to see such a good turnout. 134 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,369 I want you guys to relax, enjoy yourselves 135 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,241 and I'm sure we're gonna have a great time. 136 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:01,111 - Great. - What'd I tell you? Piece of cake. 137 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,945 (bell rings) 138 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,418 Ten-hut! 139 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,046 Maybe I wasn't clear. On your feet! 140 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,184 Now men-- 141 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:17,219 Pardon me, don't you mean persons? 142 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:21,501 I guess not. Yeah. 143 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,367 Cadet Corps is now in session. 144 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,702 There will be no talking, 145 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:30,199 no smiling, no blinking 146 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,234 and no chewing. 147 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:35,578 - But I always chew gum in class. - You do? 148 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:36,912 Yes. 149 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,145 Make that gum history. 150 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,143 (gulps) 151 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,586 What's with the uniform? 152 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:46,256 I hope he is not like this on a date! 153 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,761 Hey, lighten up, Lieutenant, there's no war. 154 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:52,288 Haven't you heard? Peace broke out all over the world. 155 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,323 Oh, I remember you. 156 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,426 Big mouth. 157 00:08:56,469 --> 00:09:00,337 - Down and give me 20. - How about two five's and a 10? 158 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,799 - How about 50? - Come on, Lieutenant. 159 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:06,403 - Where's the fun and games? - It's gonna be plenty of fun... 160 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,313 for me. Make that 100! 161 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,408 Sir, I can't do that many push-ups. 162 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,945 That's okay. I have all day to watch you try. 163 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,985 I wonder if he takes money? 164 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,496 Three, four, five... 165 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,997 Forget it, Morris. 166 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,161 But, sir, I don't belong in the Corps. 167 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,068 Sorry, you agreed. 168 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,732 You are not my headache anymore. 169 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:37,971 All right, if you must know, sir, I'm a bad American, 170 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,275 not worthy of my uniform. 171 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,715 Did you hear what I just said? You are not my headache. 172 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,015 I feel wonderful. 173 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:53,458 The Army is my Tylenol, and my Zack-ache is gone. 174 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,993 Good morning, Lisa, Kelly. 175 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:05,005 How could it be good? Look at the way I am dressed! 176 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,029 I think you look terrific. 177 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,838 I'm beginning to love the Army! 178 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,310 I hope I haven't been too rough on you. 179 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,779 Are you kidding? Compared to my three older brothers, 180 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,406 you're a wuss! 181 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,079 Looks like you've been working out, Cadet Screech. 182 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,112 It's scary how quickly I'm developing, sir. 183 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,784 - Scares me. - (air hissing) 184 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,722 Look what happens when you stop pumping iron for one day. 185 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,427 Why aren't you in uniform, Cadet Morris? 186 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,735 Well, let's face it, sir. I'm just not Corps material. 187 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,071 I think it's best for both of us if I resign. 188 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:46,204 That's too bad, because I had big plans for you. 189 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,479 I'm afraid my arms can't take anymore of your big plans, sir. 190 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:54,545 You're a born leader. I'd hate to lose you. 191 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,282 How about I make you a deal? 192 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,916 Oh yeah? What kind of deal? 193 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,154 We're gonna have an athletic competition, 194 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,459 and I was thinking of making you captain of one of the teams. 195 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,365 Well, that's very nice, sir, but where's the deal? 196 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,799 If your team wins, I'll let you out of the Corps. 197 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,035 And even better, 198 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:18,271 you can pick the teams. Do we have a deal? 199 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,575 Pick the teams? 200 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,604 Yes, sir. 201 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,451 Who does this guy think he's dealing with? 202 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,852 The highlight of every Cadet Corps program 203 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,791 is an athletic competition. 204 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,454 This helps develop physical skills, teamwork, 205 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,659 and it's the Army's way of separating the men from the boys. 206 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,928 Excuse me? 207 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,732 - The persons from the persons. - Thank you. 208 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,740 Now, there'll be a Red Team and a Blue Team. 209 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,140 Choice of colors all right with you, Miss Spano? 210 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:54,045 - Yes. But it's Ms. - Oh, right. 211 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,572 Now, I've already picked the leaders for the two teams, 212 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,710 AC Slater and Zack Morris. 213 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,118 I've given Cadet Morris the responsibility 214 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,417 of choosing the teams. 215 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,481 All right, we'll start first with the Red Team. 216 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,755 When I call your name, step forward. 217 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,286 Alan, Screech, 218 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,492 Lisa, Louise. 219 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,131 Okay, you guys are with Slater. 220 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,195 What?! 221 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,107 Jessie, Kelly, Butch, and Rocco are with me on the Blue Team. 222 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,371 Let the games begin! 223 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,539 Wait a second. That's not fair. He's got all the jocks, Lieutenant. 224 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,106 Wait a second. I am not a jock, okay? 225 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,641 So what! You're on a team of hunks. 226 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,653 Are these teams evenly matched, Cadet Morris? 227 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,849 They certainly are, sir. If anything, 228 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,323 Slater has the advantage. 229 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,986 Yeah? For what, the Nerd Bowl? 230 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:44,554 - Are you sure this is fair? - Sir, you have my word. 231 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,258 Well, good. 232 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,996 Zack, you'll lead the Red Team, Slater, the Blue Team. 233 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,833 But-- but, sir, you said I could pick the teams. 234 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,770 I know, and you did a fine job. 235 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:56,139 But I pick the leaders. That's my job. 236 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,504 Pretty good at his job, huh, Zack? 237 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,381 Left, left, left, right, left. 238 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,045 Company halt! 239 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,884 Left face! 240 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,451 Good soldiering, Cadet Slater. 241 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,419 Thank you, sir. 242 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,488 Okay, Blue Team. Ready? 243 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,331 Right face. 244 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,462 Forward march. 245 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,907 Left, left, left, right, left. Left... 246 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:32,104 Zack: Left, left, left, right, left. 247 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,876 Company halt. 248 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,245 Alan, I said halt! 249 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,877 I thought you said malt. 250 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,014 And I'm thirsty from all this moving about. 251 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:46,583 Will you get off my back? Now I have to burn my clothes. 252 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,625 All right, team. Let's get it together. Come on. 253 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,190 About face! 254 00:13:55,435 --> 00:14:00,305 Alan, I am not a cake, so please, get out of my face. 255 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,435 You guys are hopeless! Turn around! 256 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,011 - All right, Blue Team ready? - Ready! 257 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,036 Go! 258 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,384 All right, let's go, guys! Hustle, hustle, hustle! 259 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,648 Move it, move it, move it. All right! 260 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,850 Yeah! Right on, Butch! Right on, man! 261 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,325 Okay, guys. Let's do something right this time, all right? 262 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,058 - Let's go, guys. - Red Team ready? 263 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,587 Go! 264 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:33,303 - That's great, just great! - Thanks to you, Zack. 265 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,967 I am never gonna win with a bunch of losers like you. 266 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,841 You guys are the clumsiest bunch of goofs I've ever seen, 267 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,312 and I quit! 268 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,986 Zack, you gotta come back. We don't stand a chance without you. 269 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,754 Forget it, Screech. I don't wanna waste my time. 270 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,090 But we're getting better. 271 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,723 Alan even got his uniform off without ripping it. 272 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:02,724 - Big deal. - I don't get it, Zack. 273 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,500 You're the one who talked us into joining the Corps. 274 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,303 And now you're quitting just because you're not on the best team? 275 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,833 Yeah, that's about it. Because the Corps is stupid. 276 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,244 You said the Corps would make me the kind of man Molly would want. 277 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,374 So I lied. Sue me. 278 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,077 You know, Zack, 279 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,916 ever since we were little... 280 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,751 I've looked up to you. 281 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,948 You had everything. 282 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:30,156 I always wanted to be like you. 283 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,597 Now, I'm glad I'm not. 284 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,699 Okay, tuggers, get ready, 285 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,435 Set, tug! 286 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,743 Ahem! 287 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,549 What are you doing here, Morris? 288 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,022 Rejoining my team with your permission, sir. 289 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,855 That's impossible, Morris. You're a quitter. 290 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,951 The Corps doesn't want quitters. 291 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,362 I want another chance. Please let me back in, sir. 292 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,093 That's not for me to decide. 293 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,727 Maybe they don't want you back. 294 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,607 All right, I let all you guys down, and I called you losers. 295 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,633 You know what? I was wrong. 296 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,613 The only real loser on this team was me. 297 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,844 Screech, I'm sorry. 298 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,047 Guys, please take me back. 299 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,052 We'll have to talk this over. 300 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,787 Let's put our heads together. 301 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,061 Ohh! 302 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,667 Look, guys, I think we need him desperately. 303 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,105 - Welcome back, buddy. - All right! 304 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,700 Come on, we don't have much time. Let's get to work. Right here. 305 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,835 Come on! Yeah! 306 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,237 All right, before we begin the competition, 307 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,115 I want the team captains to come forward and shake hands. 308 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,018 - May the best squad win. - Don't worry, we will. 309 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,489 Yeah, Louise! 310 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,424 Okay! (whistle blows) 311 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,484 All right, go for it, Mama. 312 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,360 Okay, Papa. 313 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,867 - Go! - All right, Mama, go! 314 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,995 Just keep going! Don't even think. You got it! You got it! 315 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,767 - You got it! You got it! - Kelly: Come on, Jessie! Come on! 316 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,899 Come on, you got it! You're jammin' now. You're jammin'. 317 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,900 All right, all right. Yeah! All right, you did it! Yeah! 318 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,310 Nine seconds! 319 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,939 (cheering) 320 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,507 Nine seconds? 321 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,919 I can't even get to the bottom of my purse in nine seconds. 322 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,945 All right, just remember what I taught you, all right? 323 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,957 You can do it. Come on. 324 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,982 - Come on, Lisa. - Screech: Let's go, Lisa! 325 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,859 - Red Team, let's go! - Let's go! 326 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,522 Ready? 327 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,898 - Go! - Go, Lisa! Let's go, Lisa! Lisa! 328 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,460 Woo! She's partying around! 329 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,565 - Four seconds! - Yeah, Lisa! 330 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,632 - One point for the Red Team! - Yes! 331 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,474 - Way to go, Lisa. - Thank you, Lieutenant. 332 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,809 - By the way, are you married? - By the way, yes. 333 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,611 By the way, adios. 334 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,177 Okay, guys, let's go. We'll get them in the rope climb. 335 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,880 All right, yes! 336 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,788 All right, now, Slater's strong, but you're quick. 337 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,522 Yeah, I'm a human dart. I'll take this clown. 338 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,896 - Suck my dust, Slater. - All right, Louise, yeah! 339 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,402 Ready? Go! 340 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,737 - Go, Louise! - (all shouting) 341 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,038 Go, Louise! Up, Louise! Up! 342 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,375 - One point for the Blue Team. - (cheering) 343 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,109 Now we're rolling. Let's hit that obstacle course. 344 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:40,312 At least I came in second. 345 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,617 Ready to be humiliated, wimp? 346 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,749 Hey, I'm always ready. 347 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,383 - Ready? - Slater: You got it, Butch! 348 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,154 You got it, Butch! Just hustle! 349 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,129 - Go! - Go, Screech, go, go, go! 350 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,724 Yeah! Right on! Right on, Butch! 351 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,866 For this exercise in hand-to-hand combat, 352 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:03,000 you will have to subdue the very mean fighting machine, 353 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,875 the awesome, Beldo! 354 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,014 I am one bad dude. 355 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,850 - Slater: Go, Kelly! - Don't worry, Kelly. 356 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,254 I'll go easy on you. 357 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,280 - Go Kelly! - Ready? 358 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,293 - Go! - Come on, Kelly! 359 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,819 Mr. Belding, could we switch sticks? Mine doesn't feel right. 360 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,231 - Sure, Kelly. - Never mind. 361 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,428 Kelly Kapowski, man! 362 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,563 Six seconds! Diverting the enemy. Good tactic. 363 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,004 Yes! 364 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,840 - Louise: Come on, Zack! - (cheering) 365 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,039 I've been waiting for this day, Morris. 366 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,538 This one's for you and your sweet little girlfriend Kelly. 367 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,852 Ready? 368 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,320 - Go! - Hi, Mrs. Belding. 369 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,345 My wife's here? 370 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,528 One second! A new record! 371 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:59,725 - (Red Team cheering) - Pathetic, Beldo. 372 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,331 We're all tied up. 373 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,895 Whichever team wins the tug-of-war is our champion. 374 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,908 - Tuggers ready? - Yes. Come on, guys. 375 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,170 - Tug! - All right, pull! 376 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,677 Zack: Come on, guys, pull! 377 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,772 Yeah! Go, guys, go, guys. Come on, guys. 378 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,714 - Over here! - Come on, guys, pull! 379 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,910 - Over here! - Let's go! 380 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:24,052 Since the rope broke, this is the tie-breaking event, 381 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,287 the Super Obstacle Course. Each team will choose one man-- 382 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,886 I mean, one person, to compete. 383 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,160 - Very good, Lieutenant. - I'm trying, Cadet Spano. 384 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,292 - Now, Butch, this is your event. - Yeah. 385 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,134 - Bring it on home. - All right. 386 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,639 (grunting) 387 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,971 Well, Morris, here's your chance. 388 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,999 If your team wins, you're out of the Corps. 389 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,910 A free man. 390 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,779 - Guys. - Zack, Butch is running again. 391 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,544 You're the only one who can beat him. 392 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,779 - Yeah. - Nope. 393 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,843 There's someone else here who can beat him. 394 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,822 - Who? - Screech. 395 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,818 Are you crazy?! You saw what happened last time. 396 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,853 Yeah, I can't beat Butch. We'll lose. 397 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,160 Not if you win. 398 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,725 Come on, Screech, it's time you started believing in yourself. 399 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,535 - Runners, take your positions. - You got it, Butch! It's you! 400 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,336 All right, Screech! You can do it! Come on! 401 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,744 - Let's go, Screech. - Red Team, let's go! 402 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,578 (all cheering) 403 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,578 Ready? 404 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,847 Go! 405 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,480 (all cheering) 406 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:03,350 Screech, yes! 407 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:05,517 All right, little buddy! Great going! 408 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:09,153 - I won? - You were wonderful! 409 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:12,460 - Does that answer your question? - I won?! I really won?! 410 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,523 I can't believe I lost to you. 411 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,231 Maybe next time, you should pick on a wimp your own size. 412 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:22,738 Nice work, Morris. 413 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,971 Personally, I didn't think you stood a chance. 414 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,570 Thank you, sir. You didn't give me much of a choice. 415 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:31,208 You got what you wanted, Morris. I guess this is goodbye. 416 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,584 - Why, sir? Are you quitting? - Not me. 417 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,213 Not me, either. 418 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:39,623 Someone told me the Corps doesn't like a quitter. 419 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,226 (instrumental theme music plays) 420 00:22:50,276 --> 00:22:54,826 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31632

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