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* When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning *
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* I don't think I'll ever
make it on time *
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* By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell *
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* If the teacher pops a test,
I know I'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ate
all my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there *
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* If I can hand it in tomorrow
it'll be all right *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... *
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* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the- *
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* It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the- *
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* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell. *
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I like school. It's a good way
to kill time between weekends.
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It gives me five days
to plan my Saturday night.
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I did it!
I was KBLA's 25th caller.
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I won two tickets
to go see George Michael.
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Kelly, that's great.
Who are you going to take?
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Allow me to recommend
Zack Morris.
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He's cute,
warm and affectionate.
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And so's a cocker spaniel.
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If you want a date, Kelly,
take me.
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Well, I'd love to take both of you,
but I need some time to decide.
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- Sounds fair.
- Time's up. What's your answer?
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- Zack.
- See? She's going with me.
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Too bad, Slater.
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I'll let you guys know.
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Screech, in honor of your
37th consecutive A+,
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You get to wear
the Mertz Molecule Hat.
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- It's a good way to get girls.
- Thanks, Dr. Mertz.
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Don't let it go to your head.
"Bzz-bbb!"
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- I won't, sir.
- Good.
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And now I have
the pleasure of passing out
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last week's test results.
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Slater, here you go.
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Right.
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Hey, a B-!
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That's decent.
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Decent? If NASA scientists
got B-'s,
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the space shuttle
wouldn't get past Cleveland.
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Sorry, Zack. Copy from someone
smarter next week.
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That's up to you, sir.
You assign the seats.
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Kelly?
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Ooh, I'm really sorry.
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An F?
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Did I really
deserve an F?
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No, but they don't
allow us to give M's.
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My parents are
going to kill me.
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Remember, there's one
more test on Friday,
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and that counts
for half your final grades.
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I'll be grounded for life.
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No more cheerleading,
no more volleyball.
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And for sure,
no George Michael concert.
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There goes
my weekend.
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Screech, I need
to borrow your brain.
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No way, Zack.
You still haven't returned
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my tricycle from
kindergarten.
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No, I mean I need you to help
Kelly get an A on her science test,
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so she'll take me
to the George Michael concert.
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I don't have any time, Zack.
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It's mating season
on my ant farm.
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I'm going to be an uncle.
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Now look, Kelly is
Lisa's friend, right?
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And by helping Kelly,
you'll be helping Lisa.
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Ah, Lisa!
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I'll never pass Mertz's class.
I'm doomed.
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Kelly, you have
to change your attitude.
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She's right, this is not like you.
Will you start thinking positive?
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Okay, I'm positive
I'm doomed.
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Kelly, your troubles are over.
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Screech here has agreed to share his
wisdom and tutor you.
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I will be your Yoda.
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And I will be
your everything.
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And I will be gone.
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I could really use your help.
I don't know what to say.
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Well, just say,
"After I pass the test,
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I'm going to take Zack
to the George Michael concert. "
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Oh, Zack.
Okay, so when do we start?
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Tonight, but it has
to be at my place.
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I'm not allowed out
after "ALF."
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Screech? Hello?
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Gosh. You're electrifying.
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Who are you?
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Hi. I'm Kevin,
Screech's robot.
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Welcome to our world.
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Oh, hi, Kelly.
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Sorry I'm late. I was developing
pictures in my dark room.
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They're for "Robot lllustrated. "
I'm hunk of the month.
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I see you've
met my robot, Kevin.
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Screech, he's just like you.
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- It's 'cause I programmed him.
- That's what he thinks.
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How fun. Well, Screech,
you've got a great room.
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I mean, I've never seen
anything like it before.
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I guess you've only
lived on one planet.
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- Now let's get started.
- I brought all my books.
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Where do you want to begin?
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Let's start with
atomic energy.
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What do you know
about nuclear fission?
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Not much.
I always end up losing my bait.
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Better put on a pot
of cocoa, Kevin.
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It's going to be a long night.
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Think of these dolls as cheerleader
atoms at a football game.
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Alone, they are just
separate little voices.
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Rah, rah,
sis-boom-ba!
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But fused together
as a pyramid,
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they are a force.
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Oh, so if fusion is forming
a cheerleading pyramid,
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then fission must be...
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When the atoms
do the splits.
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Thank you, Kevin.
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I get it now.
Screech, this is fantastic.
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I can't believe you went
to all this trouble just for me.
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I wanted to show
you that science is fun.
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Beep. It's 9:00 p. m.,
have you flossed yet?
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Sorry, Kelly. We have to stop.
It's my bedtime.
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I really should
be getting home.
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Screech, thanks for everything.
I really had a great time.
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I did too. Well...
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- Well...
- Good night.
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Good night.
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She's cute.
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Well, she's got
all the symptoms-
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glassy eyes,
goofy look.
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Mismatched wardrobe.
It can only mean one thing.
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Both: Crush!
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Come on, Kelly.
Who are you thinking about?
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- Is he cute?
- Well, kind of.
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He's real intelligent,
got a great sense of humor,
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and he's really
fun to be with.
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If I found someone like that,
I'd never let him go.
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So give already.
Who is it?
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Screech.
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Kelly, you're kidding right?
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No, I had so much fun studying
with Screech in his room last night.
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You were in his room?
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Didn't the bats bother you?
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That is just a rumor.
None of his creatures can fly.
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You know, Lisa, you really ought
to give Screech a chance.
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I'd rather give
chickenpox a chance.
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Hey, I'm telling you,
Screech can be really charming.
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He definitely did
something to her brain.
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He did. I'm seeing Screech
in a completely different way.
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The best way is blindfolded.
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Screech, you still haven't told me
how it went with Kelly last night.
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We've been
over it already.
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Okay, so how many times
did my name come up?
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None, zero, zilch.
Zippity-doo-da.
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All right, all right,
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but I bet she was thinking
about me the whole time.
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Screech, all I can think about
since last night
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is the stuff we went over.
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- Hi, Kelly.
- I got my book here.
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Maybe we can
review right now?
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- Sure.
- Hi, Kelly.
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Let's go to our own table.
It'll be a lot quieter.
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Bye, Kelly.
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Don't take it personally,
Zack,
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but Kelly's only got
eyes for Screech.
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What?
Get out of town.
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Here's your usual, Kelly.
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Thanks. Screech, would you like
to split this with me?
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- Sure.
- No problem.
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Service for one is
now service for two.
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Thank you.
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Come on,
you guys are crazy.
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There's nothing going on
between Screech and Kelly.
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It's just a simple tutor/tutee
relationship.
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You should see
what he's doing with your tutee.
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I think we've just entered
"The Twilight Zone. "
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Slater, I'm telling you,
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they were drinking from the same
malt. Their lips were this close.
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Kelly and Screech?
Forget it, Preppie. No sale.
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I saw it with my
own two eyes.
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Screech was
being charming.
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He was using a spoon.
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- Get outta town.
- Oh, you get outta town.
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Okay, let's put it to the test.
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Hey Kelly, how about
a pizza and movie tonight?
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Sorry, Slater, I already have
dinner plans with "Screechie. "
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After that, "Kel-Kel" and I are
going to be studying at my place.
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Yeah, probably till late.
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Screechie?
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Kel-Kel?
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Okay, define radioactivity.
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Changing stations till you
find your favorite song?
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Wrong.
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I was just joking, Kevin.
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Radioactivity is the spontaneous
emission of waves or particles
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from decaying atomic nuclei.
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- Very good.
- Excellent, Kel-Kel.
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Okay, now that we know
what radioactivity is,
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how about radiation?
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00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:09,480
Kevin, you didn't order
a pizza again, did you?
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Don't look at me.
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- Hey, Screech.
- Zack, what are you doing here?
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Me? I came by to return
Screech's tricycle.
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Screech, is that yours?
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It was in kindergarten.
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Kelly, what
a pleasant surprise.
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Preppie, what are
you doing here?
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I was just about
to ask you the same thing.
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I got stuck on a little
science problem at home.
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- What is it?
- Screech,
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can you explain Einstein's
Theory of Relativity?
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It's pretty complicated.
It could take all night.
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- I can wait.
- You guys,
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we're in the middle
of something here. Do you mind?
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Both: Yes.
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Sorry. Why don't we meet
tomorrow after school
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and do guy things?
Bye.
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Both: But-
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Screech, that was great.
You really took charge.
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Science brings out
the animal in him.
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Now, where were we?
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Now, this blender is an atom,
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and the popcorn
are its particles.
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If we were to bombard the atom,
the particles would split apart.
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I'm not so sure
I understand.
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Watch. My finger
will bombard this blender and...
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we have radioactivity.
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Screech,
you're the greatest.
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Thanks.
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I understand.
I see it now.
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You're the best teacher
I've ever had.
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Preppie,
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we just lost our girl
to a nerd.
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Let's keep this a secret.
We've got reputations to protect.
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Shh.
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Kelly and Screech together!
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This is hot!
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Kelly and Screech!
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Kelly and Screech!
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Kelly
and Screech!
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Kelly and Screech!
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Kelly
and Screech!
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Kelly and Screech?
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Something tells me
the secret's out.
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I remember the first time Screech
proposed to me in kindergarten.
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I buried his head
in the sandbox.
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We got out
early that day.
243
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:01,277
Mrs. Gurskey had to call
the fire department.
244
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:05,916
Kelly has no right to steal
the one guy I love to reject.
245
00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:10,693
- It's him!
- Screech can we sit with you?
246
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:14,188
Well, I guess so,
if we can find a table for 18.
247
00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:22,070
Screech-mania...
248
00:14:22,108 --> 00:14:25,009
is all over Bayside
like a bad rash.
249
00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:26,375
You know, I don't get it.
250
00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:28,471
- What do they see in him?
- Slater: You got me.
251
00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:30,607
Kelly's the most popular
girl in school.
252
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:33,118
If she wore a pizza on her head
and called it a hat,
253
00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:35,985
there'd be a run
on pepperoni.
254
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:38,684
Screech is
the fashion statement?
255
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,419
Scary thought.
256
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,127
Got a date
for the prom yet?
257
00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:47,758
Well, I've been asked by
the captains of the football team,
258
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,598
the basketball team, the debating
team, and the class hunk-
259
00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:53,127
nothing to get
excited about.
260
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:56,539
Yeah, I know what you mean.
All the good nerds are taken.
261
00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,309
Hello.
262
00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:04,108
Hello!
263
00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:09,287
- Hey, me first.
- Hey, out of my way.
264
00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,654
Did your mother ever
teach you manners?
265
00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,318
Hey, come on,
come on.
266
00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:22,957
Way to go, spazzola.
267
00:15:23,002 --> 00:15:25,402
Walk much as a kid?
268
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:27,400
Oh! Oh.
269
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,238
Both: Hi, girls!
270
00:15:32,111 --> 00:15:34,102
Oh, girls.
271
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,814
The Bayside stud-muffins
are here.
272
00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:38,840
That's us.
Yep, yep, yep.
273
00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:40,977
Hey, do you know
anybody who can do this?
274
00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:47,055
Wow, that is so cool.
Can you teach us how to do that?
275
00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:52,361
Maybe later.
Kelly's here.
276
00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:54,662
- Darn.
- Hello, boys.
277
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,032
Kelly, come here.
Come here.
278
00:15:57,069 --> 00:15:59,230
Kelly, you want
to come over tonight
279
00:15:59,272 --> 00:16:02,571
and look at my lint collection?
280
00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:06,635
No she can't. She's coming over
to look at my ear-wax sculptures.
281
00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:10,581
Sorry, boys, I'm not seeing either
one of you anymore.
282
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,607
Nerds are out.
283
00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:15,553
Well, what's in?
284
00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:29,358
The name is Bond-
Screech Bond.
285
00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:35,903
I have a license to love.
286
00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:40,274
- Wow.
- Tough.
287
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:44,305
There's only one way
to outfox a nerd.
288
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,375
You get a bigger nerd.
289
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,949
Are you sure this one
is going to work, Preppie?
290
00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,120
Trust me, Slater,
291
00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:59,529
if Belding thinks Kelly and Screech
are getting married,
292
00:16:59,565 --> 00:17:00,930
he'll break them up.
293
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,594
Let's hope he doesn't
buy them Tupperware.
294
00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:06,434
The aluminum drive was
over last week, boys.
295
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,497
You're a little late
with those cans.
296
00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:13,506
Cans, sir?
What cans?
297
00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:16,481
Move it.
298
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,575
Moving, sir.
299
00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:31,522
That was supposed
to be a secret.
300
00:17:31,564 --> 00:17:34,465
- What is?
- Um, nothing sir.
301
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,798
Yeah, this certainly has nothing
to do with Screech and Kelly.
302
00:17:36,836 --> 00:17:38,827
- Shh!
- Boys...
303
00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:41,897
need I remind you that anything
that goes on in my school,
304
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:44,603
concerning my students
is principal territory?
305
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:47,578
He does have
a right to know.
306
00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:50,081
But it's not
our place to tell.
307
00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:52,448
Well, what does all
this stuff have to do
308
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,646
with Screech
and Kelly anyway?
309
00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,985
It's not like they're
getting married or anything.
310
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,691
You didn't hear it
from us, sir.
311
00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:04,220
Excuse us, Mr. Belding,
312
00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:05,890
but we've got to tie those
to the back
313
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,228
of the honeymoon 10-speed.
314
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,892
Look, I understand
how kids your age
315
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:14,167
might misread a close friendship
as something more.
316
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:16,231
You see the road
I'm following here, son?
317
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:20,905
No, I think you lost me
at the on-ramp, sir.
318
00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:23,005
I'm talking about
you and Kelly.
319
00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:25,539
I don't think either of you
realizes what lies ahead.
320
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:28,382
Well, sure we do.
Friday's the big day.
321
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:33,222
Friday? Do you really think you're
ready for something like this?
322
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:36,422
I'm always ready.
I just hope she is.
323
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,453
Do your parents know?
324
00:18:38,497 --> 00:18:40,658
Of course they do.
She's been at my house every night.
325
00:18:40,699 --> 00:18:43,259
And they have
no objections?
326
00:18:43,302 --> 00:18:46,135
No, they're rooting us on.
327
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:49,437
Well, I have objections.
Screech, you can't elope.
328
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:52,603
Who are you calling a cantaloupe,
you melon head?
329
00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,776
I'm sorry, Mr. Belding.
330
00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:04,221
Screech,
get a hold of yourself.
331
00:19:04,256 --> 00:19:08,283
Teenage marriage
is a very serious step.
332
00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:09,954
What teenage marriage?
333
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:11,826
Yours and Kelly's.
334
00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:14,526
I'm not getting married.
Is she?
335
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,593
Well then, what's all this about
Friday being the big day?
336
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,900
Well, it is.
In science class.
337
00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,430
It's the final test we've
been cramming for all week.
338
00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:28,841
Oh, so all this talk about you
and Kelly getting married
339
00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:32,510
is just some crazy hoax
perpetrated by...
340
00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:37,354
...a couple
of detention lifers.
341
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,685
So ends another
science soir�e.
342
00:19:43,729 --> 00:19:47,028
Pick up your tests
on the way out, please.
343
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:57,031
All right, B+, Preppie.
344
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:58,600
How'd you do?
345
00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:00,168
- I got a C.
- Yeah?
346
00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:03,113
Yeah, it says,
"See me after school. "
347
00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:08,277
I got an A, I got an A!
348
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,481
That means I'm going
to pass the course!
349
00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:12,115
Screech, we did it!
350
00:20:12,157 --> 00:20:14,148
No you did it, Kelly.
I only helped.
351
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:17,094
That means I get to go to
the George Michael concert.
352
00:20:17,129 --> 00:20:19,120
- And guess who I'm taking?
- Zack?
353
00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:21,064
- No.
- Slater?
354
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,362
No, I'll give you a hint.
355
00:20:22,401 --> 00:20:25,268
Someone I know who's
the smartest guy in science.
356
00:20:25,304 --> 00:20:27,636
Dr. Mertz?
357
00:20:27,673 --> 00:20:29,334
No, silly- you!
358
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:33,402
Me? Why would you want
to take me to see George Michael?
359
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:36,505
- I hate him.
- You do?
360
00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:39,040
Oh. Well, then where would
you like to go celebrate?
361
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:41,644
How about
the International Insect Expo?
362
00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:44,747
I hear this year they're
having a petting zoo.
363
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:48,658
I don't think so. Why don't we go
play volleyball on the beach?
364
00:20:48,694 --> 00:20:52,687
No, I've had a fear of sand
ever since I was in kindergarten.
365
00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:58,293
I guess we don't have
a lot in common, do we?
366
00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:00,328
Guess not.
367
00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:02,101
You're beach and sunscreen,
368
00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:04,006
I'm ant farms and allergy pills.
369
00:21:06,211 --> 00:21:08,645
Every ice cream cone
has its last lick, Kelly,
370
00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:10,171
and this one's ours.
371
00:21:10,215 --> 00:21:12,274
I'll never forget
how you helped me.
372
00:21:17,523 --> 00:21:19,923
We'll always have science.
373
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:24,790
Rebound.
374
00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,293
So, Kelly,
375
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:30,802
looks like you need
a date for the concert after all.
376
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:33,168
- Pick you up around 7:00?
- Forget it, Preppie.
377
00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:35,605
She's taking me,
aren't you, Kelly?
378
00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:37,802
Why don't you guys go?
379
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:40,073
I really don't feel up to it.
380
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:46,344
Whoa.
You think she'll be all right?
381
00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:49,718
Oh yeah. How long could it take
to get over Screech?
382
00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:51,222
You're right.
383
00:21:51,256 --> 00:21:54,692
Well, looks like we're going
to the concert together.
384
00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,524
I'm not going on
a date with you.
385
00:21:57,563 --> 00:22:01,192
- Well, then give me your ticket.
- No, give me yours.
386
00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:06,369
Well, these are
front row seats.
387
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,131
Pick you up at 7:00?
388
00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:12,643
If you get me home by 10:00.
389
00:22:12,693 --> 00:22:17,243
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