All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell s01e08 Cream for a Day.eng

* When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning *

* I don't think I'll ever
make it on time *

* By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look *

* I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by *

* It's all right *

* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell *

* If the teacher pops a test,
I know I'm in a mess *

* And my dog ate
all my homework last night *

* Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there *

* If I can hand it in tomorrow
it'll be all right *

* It's all right *

* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... *

* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the- *

* It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the- *

* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell. *

It's Homecoming Week,

and Bayside is getting ready
for the big game against Valley.

I don't like to knock our team,
but last year

their band scored
a touchdown against us.

Hey guys, you got anything here
for your star quarterback?

Life insurance.

We haven't beaten
Valley in 22 years.

23, but who's counting?

Slater, you've got
to promise you'll win.

Yeah, I'm sick of hearing
Valley's victory cheer.

"We won, I'm sure.
We won, get real.

Valley's the best.
Like forever's the deal. "

Well, you know, guys,
we're gonna, like,

totally destroy those
Valley dudes, ya know.

And it's gonna be really,
really gnarly.

It'll be gnarly if we
sell these tiger tails.

I've got an idea. If you attach
the hat to the tails,

attach the hat
to our star quarterback here...

Well, you have a stroke
of marketing genius.

Wait a minute.
I look stupid in this.

Hey, no problem.
We'll just cover the stupid part.

That's a good idea.

Hey guys. The truth-

- how do I look?
- Full of cheer.

I'm serious.
I want to be Queen.

Well, we'll let you know
if anything happens to Princess Di.

I'm talking about
Homecoming Queen.

Come on,
you're a shoo-in.

Guys bribe teachers
just to sit beside you in class.

What if they found out
I wear a retainer at night?

How is anyone going to find out
you wear a retainer?

Wanna join
our retainer club?

Screech, what are you
so happy about?

Look at this face.
Tell me what you see.

Proof that there's life
on other planets.

No, besides that.
Look closer.

All I see is a big zit.

Yeah, isn't it great?!

It's my first.

Say hi to Murray.

I hope Murray and you
are very happy together.

What's he doing?

Zit gazing.

How gross.

Lisa, I'm sailing
on my voyage to manhood.

- Care to come aboard?
- I'd rather be eaten by a shark.

This is chemistry class,
not "Love Connection. "

If you don't finish
your experiments,

I'll have to experiment
with your grades.

Just about finished,
Mr. Bennett.

- Right, Screech?
- Uh, right, Screech.

I mean, Mr. Bennet.

Just have to add
a dash of that...

And as we watch,

the solution
should solidify into...

Both:
A malt for the Homecoming Queen.

- I was first.
- In your dreams, Preppie.

- Hey, get lost.
- You get-

Guys, I'll drink both of them,
thank you.

How do you like my hair?
Is it better up or down?

Give us a break.

Up. I think it accentuates
your high cheekbones

and reveals
your swan-like neck.

- You really think so?
- Well, I like your hair down.

I think it brings out
your mysterious eyes.

Good point.
I'll wear it down.

Hey, what does
Slater know about hair?

He styles his hair hanging out
of the school bus window.

Yeah, well, Preppie here had
to kill three moose

to get his hair like that.

- Yeah, well...
- Well, what?

Hi, guys.

Hey look,
Suzie dyed her hair.

Wow, she looks great.

Yeah, but not as good as Muffin
looks in that mini-skirt.

Slater:
Yeah, she does.

If you two stare any harder,

your eyes
are gonna pop out like Slinkys.

Hey Kelly, aren't Suzie
and Muffin the other finalists

for Homecoming Queen?

How would I know?

You've got nothing
to worry about.

Next to you,
they're puppy chow.

Yeah, I wouldn't give those two
bow-wows a second look.

Nah.

Zack, quick,
you've got to help me.

My worst nightmare
has come true.

You found out
Alf was a puppet?

He is?

Worse than that!
My pimples disappeared.

Murray's gone.

You're right.
Murray's history.

Zack, you've got
to help me.

- I'm just a boy again.
- Screech, it's normal.

Pimples go away
by themselves all the time.

In two hours?

Well, maybe fast food
gives you fast pimples.

Did you
wash your face today?

Why would I do that
during the week?

Did you put anything else
on your face today?

Only my chemistry experiment.

Screech, we might've stumbled upon
the invention of a century-

a blemish cream
that really works.

Hey, kids everywhere
would pay a fortune.

- Adults, too.
- Yeah.

It could work
wonders for Gorbachev.

It's sort of like
an acne Glasnost.

Hey, but we gotta
put the cream to a test.

We gotta find a kid
with just the right skin.

Both:
"Crater-face" Coburn.

- Let's go find him.
- Let's go get him.

Aren't you done yet?

Hey, I can't go any faster,
Crater-face.

You've got too many
speed bumps.

Do you really think
this stuff will work?

- Worked on me.
- No it didn't. You're still here.

Hey, hey, hey,
come on, guys, quit it.

All right, Charlie. You're done.

All right, now what about
my 10 bucks?

Oh yeah.
Here you go.

Hey, wait a minute.

Jason Bateman's
not on a $10 bill.

Oh, you noticed.

Cash.

What's this?

You get the other half when you
come back tomorrow before school.

And not a word to anybody.

Come on, Kelly.
We're gonna be late for school.

I'm not going.
I'm never coming out, ever.

Kelly, it's just a pimple.
It's not the end of the world.

That's easy for you to say.

You don't have a lightbulb
attached to the end of your nose.

Oh my gosh, Jessie.
It's George Michael's new video.

- He's in bikini briefs.
- I love George Michael.

But this is George Jetson.
Creeps.

Now can we go?

I'm not going to school with this
thing on the end of my nose.

Let me take a look at it.

Kelly, there's barely
anything there.

It looks like a freckle.

It may look like a freckle now,
but by the end of the day

I'll look like
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Fine,
then you lead the way.

Guys, this is serious.

Today's the Homecoming Parade.

Hear ye, hear ye,
your attention please.

The Homecoming finalists
have arrived.

Wow.

Quite a headlight
you've got there, Kelly.

What happened to Kelly?
She used to be such a pretty girl.

You mean Big Red?

Gee, Slater. Is that the same girl
we used to fight over?

You gotta admit it, Preppie,
she can still light up a room.

Don't you guys understand?

I've never won anything
before in my life.

Kelly, you're overreacting.

Look, this is my mom's crown from
when she won Homecoming Queen.

I want to make her
proud of me.

You don't have to win a contest
to make your parents proud.

Well, maybe not.

But if I win, I could be in
the Kapowski spotlight for once.

With seven kids in the family,

it's not often
you get to feel special.

Hey, you're not getting any votes
staying home. So, let's go.

But what about
my Rudolph nose?

No one is going to notice.

Kelly, want to do something
about that unsightly blemish?

Try new "Zit-Off. "
Free demonstration by the locker.

I thought you said
no one would notice.

No one did notice.
Will you look?

Ladies and gentleman,
boys and girls...

hey, anyone with money.
Well, step right up.

The amazing pimple
demonstration is about to begin.

Now, you say you're tired
of those unwelcome blemishes?

Well, I've got
the product for you-

"Zit-Off,"

the one-stop shop
for all your acne needs.

Cut to the chase, Preppie.
Let's see how it works.

Just simply dab a little
"Zit Off" on the problem areas,

and watch those embarrassing bumps

disappear
before your very eyes.

Come on, this is a rip-off.
His face is clear to start with.

All: Yeah!

But this is the before,

and this is the after.

Is that Crater-face Coburn?

In the new,
smooth aerodynamic model.

No way.

Hey look, Preppie here
just hired some look-alike

with a good complexion
to fool us.

All: Yeah!

Charles,
give the man some ID.

Now, just $15 separates you

from the complexion
you've always dreamed about.

All major credit cards accepted.

Zack: Whoa!
All right, all right.

And how many tubes
can I get for you?

I'll take them all.

Sorry, the limit's six.

But I think we can make a special
arrangement in your case.

Let's haul your case
into my office.

Now!

You know, Zack, I have had it
up to here with your antics.

And I'm a tall guy.

Yes, you are, sir.
Hey, I've always looked up to you.

Put a hold on the bootlicking.

- Holding, sir.
- This time you have gone too far,

turning Bayside into your own
personal blemish bazaar.

Now who's your
cohort in crime, here?

Me sir, Crater-face.

Get out of town!
You're kidding.

Chuckle, Charlie.

Wow, it is you, Charlie.

It is a miracle.

Yes.

But it's a shame that more kids
won't have the opportunity

for a crater-free life.

Sorry, Morris,
but not on my turf.

But we'd set up dispensers next
to all the candy machines.

Of course the school will
receive half of the proceeds.

No sale.

But we've even
name it after you.

We'd call it, "Beldasil. "

"Beldasil. "
That has a nice ring to it.

Sleep on it, sir. We'll work out
the details in the morning.

No, I think we'll work out
the details at 3:30.

See you in detention.

Take "Babyface"
here with you.

Beldasil.

Zack, I heard Belding
came down hard on you.

Well, it was your basic
give-and-take conference.

He gave me detention
and I took it.

Did he take away
all that cream you were selling?

I managed to save a few
for an oily day.

Zack, you're a life saver.
Can I have one?

I'll pay any price you ask.

This is the stuff
dreams are made of.

But Kelly, your skin is perfect.

It's not for me,
it's for a- a friend.

Actually, a friend of a friend
who swore me to secrecy.

I see. Tell you what,

your "friend" sounds
pretty desperate.

Just give her this and we'll figure
out a way to pay me later.

Thanks, Zack.
I owe you a big one.

- I mean, for my friend.
- Right.

Once Kelly's "friend" tries out
the cream, she'll be mine forever.

This is turning out to be
a pretty decent day after all.

Zack, you've gotta help me!

Screech, what did you do
to your face?

- You look like a raspberry pizza.
- It's the "Zit-Off. "

Something must happen
when it homogenizes.

Whatever it touches,
it turns maroon.

Well, did you try
scrubbing it off?

I've even tried
running through a car wash.

I think it's cream-burn.

Screech, tell me you're joking.

My whole future
is riding on your face.

Fasten your seatbelt,

it's going
to be a bumpy ride.

Screech, we've got to find Kelly
before she tries out that cream.

Would you get your
tail out here?

- Come on.
- It's not easy, Zack.

These stripes
are making me dizzy.

How long do I have to keep
this mascot outfit on anyway?

Until your face
turns back to normal

or we're safely
in another country.

Zack, that "Zit-Off" worked great.
It dried up my skin in a second.

It's a miracle.
Zack, you're gonna be famous.

- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, you bet.

Yeah, I'm gonna be
famous all right.

"Student attacked by blotchy,
maroon mob. Film at 11:00."

What channel?
I'll stay up and watch.

Zack, you're the best.
The cream worked like a charm.

You mean your "friend"
used it already?

Okay, no more lies.
There was no friend.

The cream was for me. I had this
thing on the end of my nose

and well, it doesn't really
matter now, 'cause it's gone,

and I have you to thank.
Maybe we can go out this weekend?

See a movie?

Yeah, that'd be great.
Anyplace that's dark.

I'm a dead man, Screech.

By tomorrow morning
most of Bayside

and the girl of my dreams
will have maroon faces.

Maybe no one will notice.

I think that tiger's head
is frying your brain.

Why are you still wearing
that stupid thing anyway?

You told me to keep it on
so no one would see my face.

In school,
not my bedroom.

Like I'm supposed
to read between the lines.

Screech, your face-
it's back to normal.

Don't toy
with my emotions, Zack.

Under this gruff maroon exterior
is a bucket of sensitivity.

No.

Look.

- I'm whole again! Yahoo!
- This is great.

Hey, that means the maroon-ness
is only temporary.

I won't have to join
the Peace Corps. Yes!

But the Homecoming Rally
is tomorrow.

What about Kelly?

I'm down, but I'm not out.

I just have to figure out a way
to hide Kelly's face for one day.

Zack, what are
you doing here?

Kelly, there's something
important I have to tell you.

- What is it?
- Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

You know when we're in college
we're going to laugh about this.

Hey, so why don't we start now?

Zack,
what is it?

Well...

the "Zit-Off" removes pimples,
then it turns your face maroon,

but it's only temporary and a day
later it goes away and you're fine.

I knew you'd take it well.
See ya.

Zack.

Are you saying my face
is gonna turn maroon?

Not your whole face.
Just where you put the cream.

- Where did you put the cream?
- Well, here, here, and here.

- That's all?
- Then I rubbed it all over.

Boy, that was stupid.

When is this
supposed to happen?

- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?!

How could you do this to me?

Tomorrow they're picking
the Homecoming Queen.

Zack, you're a-
you're a-

you're something
really, really bad.

I didn't twist your arm
to use that cream.

You're the prettiest girl
in school.

So what if you're slightly
less than perfect for a day or two?

Hey, lately, it seems
all you care about is how you look.

Zack, I can't believe
you just said that.

Pretend it was Slater.

Zack, you've turned
my face maroon.

You've ruined my chances
of becoming Homecoming Queen.

I want you out of my room
and out of my life, now!

- Are we still on for the weekend?
- Out!

And now for a word
from our captain.

Thanks.

Well, guys,
all I've got to say is this-

surf's up, Valley,
'cause the Tigers are on the prowl!

Yeah!

We're gonna maul you! Yeah!

Like, for sure.

Okay, we've just tallied
the votes for Homecoming Queen.

Second runner-up is...

Muffin Sangria!

And first runner-up...

Susie Van Feyk!

And now for our
Homecoming Queen,

the girl who has school spirit
written all over her face,

Kelly Kapowski!

Hi. Thanks everybody,
for making me your Queen,

even though I look like this.

Well, how about
a little Bayside cheer?

* Check this out,
we've got something to say *

* About the tigers from Bayside,
gonna rule the day *

* So clap your hands,
and stomp your feet *

* Hey, we got school spirit,
we can't be beat. *

All: * Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *

* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *

* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *

* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *

* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *

* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *

* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *

* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *

* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *

* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *

Go Bayside!

Yeah!

Zack, Zack, Zack,
I got to hand it to you,

having the students paint their
faces to show school spirit

was, well, it takes my
b- b-b-breath away.

Sure you don't want to join us, sir,
and paint your face maroon?

I'm with you in spirit, Zack.

But I am the principal
and I think that for me...

it would be
just a little rash.

Zack, I want to apologize.

You were right about me.

I got so wrapped up
in becoming Homecoming Queen,

I became a royal pain.
Thanks for helping me win.

Hey, a little Bayside war paint
goes a long way.

Thanks.

Oh, since you won't be around
to see the rest of the game,

I'll tell you what happened.

Valley was so terrified

at the sight
of all those maroon faces,

that they fumbled
the opening kickoff

and Slater scored
the only touchdown.

The Tigers won
seven to nothing.

Go B-b-b-Bayside!
Whoo!

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