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* When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning *
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* I don't think I'll ever
make it on time *
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* By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell *
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* If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ate
all my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there *
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* If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... *
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* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the- *
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* It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the- *
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* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell. *
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Everyone hopes for that
one shining moment-
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Joe Montana
in the Super Bowl;
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Kirk Gibson
in the World Series;
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"Flo-Jo" in the Olympics,
and today,
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Zack Morris in the Bayside
vs. Madison Cross-Country Meet.
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Oh hi, Zack.
How did you do in the race?
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Well, I don't like
to brag but...
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Third place, Zack.
That's great!
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You know, I have a feeling
that at some country fair
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there is a prize bull
wondering where his ribbon went.
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Third place, wow!
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I once finished fifth in an "ALF"
look-a-like contest.
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For the first quarter mile,
I held back.
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At the half mile,
I was still in last place.
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At the three-quarter mile,
I heard this voice-
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- Hey guys, look at this.
- Slater, what a great trophy!
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I won my weight class in the county
wrestling championships.
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- Wow, that's fabulous.
- This is awesome.
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Oh my gosh.
That is so exciting.
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You're a champion.
I am so proud of you!
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Then, ignoring the pain in my side,
I made a mad dash to the finish-
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Hey Zack, would you
hold this for me, please?
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I want to hug Kelly
with both arms.
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Oh Slater,
put me down.
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I can't watch this.
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Let's hear it for our first
county wrestling champion,
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in fact, our first
champion in anything,
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AC Slater!
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Would you teach me
how to wrestle?
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Slater, show me that hold
you used to beat Johnson.
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You know, that double-jointed
torso stretcher.
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Don't worry, Slater.
I won't hurt you.
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All right.
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Oof!
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Hey, this is
pretty effective.
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Thank you.
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I'll ease up if you do.
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I'm just going to go help the nurse
look for a contact lens.
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Hey Zack,
Slater isn't that great.
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You could do that too
if you had muscles.
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Excuse me. I'm Major Martin Slater.
I'm looking for-
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- AC Slater's father?
- Affirmative.
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Tell me, son, how do you
find Mr. Belding?
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Confused,
but well-meaning.
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He's not in his office.
Where can I find him?
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- He's with the school nurse.
- Where's the school nurse?
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She's with Mr. Belding.
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I know that.
Where's her office?
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Then I'll go this way.
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Zack, the nurse's
office is that way.
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I know. But when a father
comes to school, it's important.
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We've got to find out
what's going on.
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- Let's go to Belding's office.
- Why?
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I have a plan.
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I have a meeting at 1400 hours.
I'll get to the point, Mr. Belding.
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"1400 hours. "
Now that brings back memories.
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Proud to say I served my country
in the Fighting 55th.
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- 'Nam?
- Indiana.
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National Guard.
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I'll sleep better at night
knowing that.
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Major?
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Mr. Belding, I've been offered
a transfer to Hawaii,
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and I'm here to let you know that
my son will be going with me.
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What does AC
think about this?
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I found out this morning,
I haven't talked to him yet.
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Major- sir, AC has found
a home here.
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He's a good student,
a great athlete,
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very popular
with the girls.
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He gets almost as many whistles
around the pool as I do.
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That's hard
to believe.
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Mr. Belding I know my son.
I know what he wants.
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Belding:
Could you at least talk to him
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and see how
he feels about this?
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We've talked about
going to Hawaii for years.
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But go ahead
and call him if you want.
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AC Slater, to the principal's
office, please.
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I'll need AC's
transcripts.
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Yes, sir.
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Major, I want you
to know that I think
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AC is a very bright,
well-adjusted young man.
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Thank you.
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- Dad.
- Hi, son.
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I've got great news. We finally got
that chance to go to Hawaii.
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Yeah, Dad.
That's great.
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That doesn't
make you happy?
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Well, I like it here
in this school, Dad.
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Why?
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Major, what I think
your son is trying to say,
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is that he's never had
a principal quite like me before.
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Yes, that's true, Mr. Belding.
You're one of a kind.
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Seems to be more here
than I thought.
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Could you excuse us
for a moment?
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Certainly, sir.
10-4.
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Same to you.
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Sit down, son.
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I thought you wanted
to go to Hawaii.
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Well I did,
when we were in Iceland.
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But I have real friends here
for a change.
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If I had to leave them,
I'd really miss them, Dad.
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Don't you want to go?
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I don't know
what I want.
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All right.
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I've got to let my C.O.
know by Friday.
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So that gives you four days
to make up your mind.
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I'm sorry you were stuck
in the file cabinet for so long.
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That's all right.
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Just paint me blue
and call me a "smurf. "
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So what'd you find out
about Slater?
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Well, his father is being
transferred to Hawaii.
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Slater has until Friday to decide
if he's going to stay or leave.
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Slater gets to decide?
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Yeah, and you'd better hope
he chooses Hawaii.
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Why?
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Zack, look at yourself.
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Before Slater, you were
the big cheese, the main man,
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- head honcho, top dog-
- Okay!
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A- number-one, king of the hill,
master of your destiny-
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Enough already!
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And worst of all, Kelly's
stuck on him like crazy glue.
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You better pray he chooses Hawaii
or you're a dead man with Kelly.
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"Dead man"? Hawaii?
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Hmmm...
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Zack! No!
Wait!
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Slater's what?
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- He's dying.
- He's dying?
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Zack, that is ridiculous.
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Slater's father met with Belding
yesterday. I bugged his office.
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- You wouldn't do that.
- Trust me. He would do that.
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How can Slater be dying?
He won the wrestling title.
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One last heroic burst of strength
is a symptom of the disease.
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What disease?
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It's called
"mumbio-quadralation... osis. "
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It affects the brain.
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Then I think
you have it too.
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There's a clinic in Hawaii that can
treat mumbio- whatever,
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but that big brave galoot
would rather live out
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his remaining days
here with his friends.
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We have to find some way
to get him to go to that clinic.
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- How are we going to do that?
- I don't know.
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Maybe by pretending we don't
want him around anymore?
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- Oh that is crazy.
- Crazy? Well sure, it's crazy.
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But if you care about Slater at all,
you'll treat him like dirt.
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Come in.
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- Mr. Belding?
- Hi, Jessie. What can I do for you?
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Did Slater's father really come
to see you yesterday?
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- Yes, he did.
- Oh I didn't think so.
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Sorry to bother you.
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- Did you say yes?
- Afraid so.
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Then it's true
Slater won't be with us much longer?
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Might as well kiss him goodbye.
He's out of here.
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I can't believe this.
Poor Slater.
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Poor Slater?
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Where am I going to find
another star wrestler?
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How can you worry about
wrestling at a time like this?
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Jessie, life goes on.
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People come and go.
You win some, you lose some.
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Mr. Belding,
that is so insensitive.
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Slater's going
to a better place.
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We should all be
so lucky.
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This is all just
so sudden.
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It usually is.
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Let's just make his last
few days with us special.
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Last few days?
I heard six months.
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No way.
Two weeks, tops.
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My guess is he'll probably be gone
by the end of the week.
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This whole thing is
just so unbelievable.
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I know. I thought so too
until I talked to Belding.
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Well, according
to the medical book I read,
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Slater's not in any immediate danger
unless symptoms appear.
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What symptoms?
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Sneezing, itching,
loss of memory...
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Shh. Here he comes.
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- Hey guys, how's it going?
- Great. How are you?
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I've been better.
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By the way,
where were you?
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You were supposed to meet me
in the weight room last period.
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What are you
talking about?
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Oh.
I guess he... forgot.
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What's wrong
with them?
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It was "Peel An Onion Day"
in Home Ec.
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You're late.
Do you have the stuff?
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00:11:03,743 --> 00:11:07,338
Yep. One deluxe ant farm,
with five generations of ants.
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All lined up
according to height.
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Okay, let's step on it.
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Zack, never let ants
hear you say, "Step on it. "
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I meant hurry up.
Now, pour the pepper on me.
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Okay, that's good.
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00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:27,194
Okay, this is study hall.
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- Can I borrow a pencil?
- Yeah, sure, Preppie.
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Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
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Oh, he's sneezing.
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Hey! This is study hall,
not "Soul Train. "
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Slater's fading fast.
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We've got to get him to Hawaii
to save his life!
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The "Treat Slater Like Dirt Show"
is about to begin.
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By the time it's over,
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Slater will be in Hawaii
and Kelly will be all mine.
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It's show time.
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Hi Jessie.
It's a great day, huh?
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It's a terrible day.
You can't even breathe the air.
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What are you, stupid?
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What are you talking about?
What's wrong?
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You are what's wrong.
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- Hi, Lisa.
- Don't talk to me.
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- Why not?
- You're one of those dumb jocks.
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You didn't think so yesterday
when I won my trophy.
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You're a conceited dumb jock.
Well, that's the worst kind.
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- Hey Slater, how's it going?
- I'm afraid to say.
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Hey, well don't worry about it.
Everybody has bad days.
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But not everybody has a trophy
to remind you of the good ones.
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That's one thing they'll never be
able to take away from you.
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My trophy!
Where is it?
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Well, this is disgraceful.
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Vandals must have stolen it
and melted it down.
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By now it's probably
Andre the Giant's shoehorn.
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I can't believe this.
I hate this school.
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There he is.
Places, people.
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Hi Kelly.
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Wait a second. Are we still on
for the beach this afternoon?
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No way.
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- What's wrong with her?
- Oh I don't know.
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She just saw you coming in,
then said,
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00:13:38,764 --> 00:13:41,062
"Here comes that muscle-bound
pea brain, Slater. "
239
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,034
She said that?
240
00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:45,799
Hey, would I have the guts
to make it up?
241
00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:48,136
What's happening here,
Screech?
242
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,665
Nobody wants me
around anymore.
243
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,871
Can you blame them,
"Brillo head"?
244
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,245
Hi, Slater.
You're looking a little pale.
245
00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:04,654
I want to tell you guys that I have
the chance to move to Hawaii.
246
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,682
You're going, right?
Oops.
247
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:11,458
Yeah, that's right. I'm going.
I'm moving to Hawaii.
248
00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:15,297
- Oh, yes!
- And I'm going with him.
249
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:18,064
What have I done?
250
00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:23,603
Why'd you say you were
coming to Hawaii with me?
251
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:27,010
Because I care about you.
I'm going to ask my parents
252
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,947
if I can stay with my uncle
in Honolulu and take care of you.
253
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,212
What do you mean,
"take care" of me?
254
00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:35,311
I couldn't bear for you to live
the last days of your life alone.
255
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,914
What?
256
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,858
It's all right, Slater.
Zack told us everything.
257
00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:44,420
Exactly how much
did Zack tell you?
258
00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:47,364
He told us all about
your tropical disease.
259
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,369
About the sneezing,
itching, memory lapses.
260
00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:52,530
Listen...
261
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:56,167
I really appreciate your offer
to come to Hawaii with me.
262
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,440
I can't think of anyone I'd rather
spend my last days with
263
00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:01,469
than you... Jessie.
264
00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:05,109
- Slater, I'm Kelly.
- Oops. Memory lapse.
265
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:09,981
Zack, I've been looking
all over for you.
266
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,547
- For me?
- I don't want to go to Hawaii.
267
00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:14,822
- Zack, you've got to help me.
- You've got it made.
268
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,851
Kelly's going with you.
269
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:20,457
She doesn't care about me.
I'm just her ticket to Hawaii.
270
00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:24,128
Zack, I feel so used.
271
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,502
Don't go.
Let Kelly use you here.
272
00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,838
It's too late.
I told my father I wanted to go.
273
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,343
You only get one chance
with the major.
274
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,437
So tell him you changed
your mind.
275
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,540
I'm afraid. I'm not good at those
things like you are, Zack.
276
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,051
You're so persuasive.
277
00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:43,681
Wait a minute. Would you mind
talking to him for me? I'd really-
278
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:46,453
Time out.
279
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:49,655
Wait a minute.
Would I talk to his father?
280
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,691
This is too good
to be true.
281
00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,726
I mean, if Slater stays,
Kelly stays.
282
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,635
Time in.
283
00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,970
Sure, if you think
it'll make a difference.
284
00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:04,340
Oh, thanks, Zack.
It will, it will.
285
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:12,215
Are you sure we're not
overdoing it, son?
286
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:15,186
Dad, Zack needs to be taught
a lesson he'll never forget.
287
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,781
I want him to think
he's meeting General Patton.
288
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:20,451
Hey, I'll make Patton
look like a pansy.
289
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:23,656
- Everything set?
- Yeah. Dad...
290
00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:26,096
Are you sure it's okay
we're not going to Hawaii?
291
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:31,331
Well, I was disappointed at first.
But, if you're happy here,
292
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,998
I can learn to become
a Dodger fan.
293
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,477
Well, let's let the enemy in.
294
00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:40,979
Oh, you forgot
your bandage, Dad.
295
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:47,411
Ahem...
296
00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:49,444
Come in.
297
00:16:51,057 --> 00:16:53,321
Mr. Slater?
298
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,725
It's Major Slater.
299
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:57,956
You must be
Minor Morris.
300
00:16:57,997 --> 00:17:00,363
Well, yes Major,
I'm a minor.
301
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,291
Whatever you say, sir.
302
00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,794
Well, what is it you want from me?
You've got three minutes.
303
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,969
- Ooh, oh, that smarts.
- Are you okay?
304
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,001
A slight accident
on the grenade range.
305
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,036
Brain concussion.
Nothing serious.
306
00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:17,072
Excuse me
while I call the base.
307
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,175
Base!
308
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,177
You've got two minutes.
309
00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:24,746
Well sir- Major sir,
310
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:27,486
I don't want your son
AC to go to Hawaii.
311
00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:29,517
Why should he stay?
312
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:31,655
They stole his trophy,
cold-shouldered him.
313
00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:33,722
And a girl named Kelly
used him.
314
00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:35,757
Well, that's not
exactly true, sir.
315
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,962
- Are you calling me a liar?
- No!
316
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:40,198
Drop!
Give me 10!
317
00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:44,141
Two, three- hurry, hurry,
the Russians are in Burbank!
318
00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:51,010
Hi.
I'm Major Slater.
319
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,610
What is it you wanted
to talk to me about, soldier?
320
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,779
Well Major,
321
00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:58,415
I was the one that made
everybody cold-shoulder AC.
322
00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:01,119
I was jealous of his trophy
and tried to get him to leave.
323
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,822
Oh, you're the one.
324
00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:07,264
- What's that?
- Oh, just a live grenade.
325
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,460
A live grenade?
326
00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:11,493
Do you know
how these work?
327
00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:14,062
Just pull the pin,
like this.
328
00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:16,097
As long as you hold that clip,
nothing will happen.
329
00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:18,133
But if you were
to let go of that clip,
330
00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:22,170
it could blow up everyone
who did you wrong in four seconds.
331
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:25,274
Three... two...
332
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,547
one...
333
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:30,316
Boom.
334
00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:39,162
Max:
And so we bid goodbye
335
00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:41,257
to our brave warrior.
336
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,667
As the sun dips
into farewell
337
00:18:44,703 --> 00:18:47,900
we say,
"Aloha, Slater,"
338
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,602
as he is welcomed
to paradise
339
00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:54,511
by the
"Pineapple Princess. "
340
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:04,389
My pineapple bra
is killing me.
341
00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:07,915
Which means,
let's hula down!
342
00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:24,433
All:
Hey!
343
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,204
Hey!
344
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,274
Ho!
345
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:47,060
- Mona lalla, Lisa.
- What's that mean?
346
00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,897
"You make my blood bubble
like hot lava. "
347
00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:53,371
Well, mona lalla-lalla-
"Go sit on a volcano. "
348
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,542
Here's a going-away gift
from all your friends.
349
00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,112
It's a man-eating plant!
350
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,813
Thanks, Max.
351
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,217
Hey you guys,
this is all really nice,
352
00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:10,484
but I don't
deserve all this.
353
00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:18,362
- Slater, is that you?
- Hey where'd you get my trophy?
354
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:20,388
Oh, it's a surprise.
355
00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,491
I asked Belding
to have it engraved.
356
00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:24,560
Aloha, pal.
357
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,730
Stop him,
Pineapple Princess.
358
00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:29,866
His Majesty
beckons you.
359
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:33,003
Hey, you guys,
I have really great news.
360
00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:35,104
I'm not
going to Hawaii.
361
00:20:35,147 --> 00:20:38,014
But you have to.
You have a disease. You'll die here.
362
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,382
Hey, I'm healthy.
I never was sick.
363
00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:42,478
I just used it
to get back at Zack.
364
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:45,456
You're not sick?
That is sick!
365
00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:47,652
You mean
you're not leaving?
366
00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,957
- You used me?
- I thought she used you.
367
00:20:49,995 --> 00:20:51,986
No, I used her to use you
for you using me.
368
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,591
Sounds like
a "used person lot. "
369
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:58,364
- This is the lowest.
- It was only to get back at Morris.
370
00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,634
Well you two
can have each other.
371
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,732
Come on, Screech.
372
00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:04,902
Compared to these two,
you look good.
373
00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:10,445
Which means,
"Thanks for being slimeballs. "
374
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,280
- They'll get over it.
- You think so?
375
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:15,412
I've been putting them through
this since the first grade
376
00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,445
and I'm still here.
377
00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:20,583
- You mad I'm staying?
- Not really.
378
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,685
There's nobody
I'd rather beat than you.
379
00:21:22,728 --> 00:21:26,994
Dream on, Preppie.
Because right now...
380
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:29,023
I'm the king.
381
00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:31,059
Over my dead body.
382
00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:33,128
Oh, that reminds me,
383
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,231
my dad asked me
to give you this.
384
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,799
Three... two...
385
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,834
one...
386
00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:44,434
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