All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell s01e03 The Gift.eng

( bell rings )

* When l wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning *

* l don't think l'll ever
make it on time *

* By the time l grab my books
and l give myself a look *

* l'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by *

* lt's all right *

* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *

* lf the teacher pops a test
l know l'm in a mess *

* And my dog ate
all my homework last night *

* Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that l'm there *

* lf l can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right *

* lt's all right *

* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *

* lt's all right,
'cause l'm saved by the-- *

* lt's all right, 'cause l'm saved
by the-- *

* lt's all right,
'cause l'm saved by the bell. *

The three worst things
that can happen to a kid,

are measles, mumps,
and midterms.

l'd rather study
measles and mumps.

Our most dreaded midterm
is given by a man,

whose very name strikes fear
in the heart of every student.

( shouting )
Terrible Testaverde!

( all scream )

Zack Morris, don't mention
that man's name.

Oh, you mean...
( muffled )

Zack, l'm a nervous wreck.
When l'm nervous l eat.

Have a doughnut.
No, l need them.

She's a wreck?
My streak is in danger.

l have had straight ''A's''
ever since ''Sesame Street.''

You mean you were
a ''Big Bird-brain''?

Hey, everyone deals with pressure
in his own way.

All right, Morris.
Hey, you ready for today's bet?

You've lost three in a row.

l'll get you this time, Slater.

How about my sunglasses
against your Swiss Army knife?

Okay, the game's the same.
Here's your ammo.

- l found us a new target.
- Prepare to lose.

- Ready?
- Uh-huh.

Go!

- Screech?
- Hi, Zack.

Yes, l win again.

Here's your five bucks,
Screech.

- Good job.
- Thanks, Slater.

Why were you the target?

l couldn't throw at a friend,
you pinhead.

He's got your sunglasses,
l've got five bucks,

and you've got diddly.

Sounds you're the ''pinhead,''
pinhead.

Hey, you can't just
win and walk.

Let's make a real bet,
with real stakes.

Hey well, you know Zack,
l could use your ham radio.

There's that gymnast
l left behind in Germany.

She really flipped
over me.

Enough. lt's a bet.

lt's my radio
against your bomber jacket.

You're on.

l bet you that the next person
to come down those stairs

will be Kelly Kapowski.

You're going to lose this one.

l'm an expert on Kelly's schedule,
and right now

she's walking into the gym
for volleyball practice

and she wouldn't miss practice
for the world.

Hi, guys. Anybody seen my sneakers?
l can't find them anywhere.

Oh-- you mean these?

You must have left them
in my locker by mistake.

But why would...? Oh, never mind.
l'm late for practice.

- That's not fair.
- No, but it's smart.

You can deliver my radio
tomorrow morning.

You know, l really find him
lacking as a person.

...and so my friends,
l'm pulling the plug on my radio.

l have to go into hiding again.

Now this is Elvis Presley
signing off. ''Don't be cruel.''

- Okay, Screech! Disconnect!
- Okay!

( thunder rumbling )

Hurry up! lt sounds like
it's going to pour out there!

- l'll be done in a--
- ( thunder crashing )

( screams )
Argh!

Screech!
Are you okay?

Screech! Answer me!

Screech--!

Screech!
Are you alive?

( blandly )
What's for dinner, Mom?

Look, you better sit down.
l think you were hit by lightning.

Fish would be fine.
Can we have pudding for dessert?

Where are you going,
Screech?

Home to study
for Testaverde's midterm.

- Answer the phone.
- Screech, the phone's not--

- ( telephone rings )
- ( door closes )

- So how do you feel?
- Oh, better than usual.

Zack, l think we better
get out of here right now.

Sorry, kid. lt slipped.
Are you okay?

Yeah, l'm all right.
Thanks to him.

Hey, Screech. How'd you know
that light was going to fall?

l'm not sure. Ever since
that lighting hit me last night,

l've been getting
these pictures in my head.

- What kind of pictures?
- All kinds.

Real clear ones. Right now,
l'm getting... a tennis racket.

A tennis racket?
What do you mean, a tennis rack--

Tell me, buddy.
What other pictures do you see?

l see nerds.

- lt's my pocket protector.
- No, it's mine.

You give it back
or l'll tell.

This is the most incredible thing
that's ever happened!

More incredible
than the ''Brady Bunch'' reunion?

Yes! You've been given a gift--
the power to see the future.

l knew you were
going to say that.

As your best friend,
l've got warn you,

there are people out there
who'd take advantage of you.

For your sake, l think we should
keep this gift between you and me.

- Agreed?
- Thanks for protecting me, Zack.

l've got the geek
that laid the golden egg.

l knew you were going
to say that, too.

Your American History midterm
will be Thursday at 10:00 AM.

lt will consist of three
essay questions.

l thought we'd spend
this last session before the exam

reviewing the material from which
those questions will be drawn.

As usual, we have
a lot to cover.

So if you pay careful attention,
you'll have nothing to worry about.

Everybody ready?

( speaking very rapidly )
We'll begin with British actions

between 1763 and 1775 that led
to discontent among the Colonists--

the first was
the Proclamation of 1763

forbidding settlement in all lands
west of the Appalachians

followed by the Quartering Act
of 17 65 forcing Colonists

to house and feed British troops,
followed by the Stamp Act in 17 65

ordering Colonists to buy stamps
from the British,

followed by more taxes in 17 67
on glass, paint, paper and tea

leading to colonists rioting
throwing snowballs at soldiers

shouting, ''Lobster!''
''Bloody-back!'' ''Coward!''

Leading to the Boston Massacre
leaving three Colonists lying dead.

That brings us to 1773
and the Tea Act

saying only the British
could bring tea into the Colonies

and only the British East lndia
Company could sell it,

leading to Sons of Liberty dressing
like what used to be called lndians

now known as Native Americans
stealing aboard a British ship

dumping cargo into Boston Harbor
in an event known

as the ''Boston Tea Party,''
without sugar, lemon or cream.

Americans won the Battle of King's
Mountain and the Battle of Cowpens,

forcing Cornwallis to march
north to Virginia to be met

by Patriots in North Carolina.
He suffered losses and retreated

to Yorktown, leading to Washington's
fake attack on New York

followed by a swift move to block
Cornwallis' escape by land,

forcing Cornwallis to surrender
at Yorktown on October 1 9th 17 81

while the British band played
''The World Turned Upside Down''

and the American band
played ''Yankee Doodle''!

- Any questions?
- ( school bell ringing )

Good luck.
See you Thursday.

l cannot run track today.

l have so much food in me,
you could put a quarter in my mouth

and a bag of Doritos
would come popping out.

Lisa, you have got to stop
doing this to yourself.

That's easy for you to say.
Nothing bothers you.

Oh yeah?
Lots of things bother me.

l just don't let them
drive me bananas.

You have one?

Lisa, come on. lf you keep obsessing
about your grades

you know what you're
going to end up like?

You know, you guys,
l just remembered--

there was one time
that l did not get an ''A.''

l was in the fourth grade.

Mr. Simmons had a nervous
breakdown and gave the class

''L's'' and ''Q's.''

Why is getting an ''A''
so important to you?

lt's not important--

all right it is.
l know it shouldn't be

but l can't help myself.
lt's my whole identity.

- What are you talking about?
- Will you stop hollering at me?

Look, everyone's got to be
something, right?

She's the fashionable one.
You're the popular one. Who am l?

The wacko one.

You know Kelly, you remind me
a lot of my cousin Denise.

She never worried.
She was always on honor roll.

- Until she had Testaverde.
- What happened to her?

She flunked history,
and had to go to summer school

which was also taught by Testaverde.
She got left back, dropped out,

today she teaches English
to foreign parrots.

You see?
She makes good sense.

You guys might be right.

l think we should cut gym
and hit the books.

This test is gonna be
no piece of cake.

Cake?
Who has cake?

Okay Screech. Slater will be here
in a minute to pick this up.

Actually, 7 1/2 seconds.

Now you remember
all the signals we rehearsed?

- Yep.
- Okay.

All right, Morris.
lt's time to pay the piper.

Hey, l see you got
my radio.

l got it. But what's the rush?
How about another bet?

You never learn,
do you, sucker?

What are you going to lose now,
your TV set?

l don't know. For some reason
l kind of feel lucky today.

How about my TV and stereo
for this radio and your jacket?

You're on, ''Preppie.''

( German man on radio )
This is Hans. Ver ist you, Elvis?

What'd you say?

Nein-- l mean, nothing.
So call it. What's the bet?

Okay, the bet is who's coming
down those steps next.

- You're on.
- l guess a blonde in tight jeans.

And l say...
a band member.

Very good, Zack.
How'd you do that?

( bangs )

Screech, your mother told me
about lightning hitting you.

l just want to make sure
you're doing all right.

- Tell me--
- 8:30 last night.

When exactly were you
struck by lightning?

- 8:30?
- Yeah.

- Are there any...
- One.

...side-effects?
Did you say one?

Yeah, but it's a secret.
l'm not supposed to tell anyone

- l can see the future.
- See the future?

- Screech, that's--
- Preposterous?

- Right.
- Can she come in?

( knocking )

Mr. Wilson wants to know
if you can move your lunch to 1 :00.

He can't, he has
a dentist appointment.

Make it Tuesday.

Now where was l?

You were about to say no one
has the power to see the future.

Right! Screech, no one has the power
to see the future.

- Oops! l'll pick them up.
- Pick what up?

Uh, Screech,
l'm just curious.

My mother-in-law is staying
with us indefinitely.

Now, by any chance
can you tell me--?

- She'll be gone by Tuesday.
- All right!

Saturday, the track opens at noon
and the first race is at 1 :00?

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Here put this
in my gym bag.

Come on, Screech.
l can't wait forever. Tell me now.

Tell you what?

The three questions
on Testaverde's midterm.

Discuss the four steps taken
by the first Continental Congress;

the three parts of the Declaration
of lndependence;

and the Battle of Saratoga
as the turning point of the war.

That's my man!
Now for the kill!

Okay, Slater,
it's the bet of the year:

the loser has to be
a slave for a week,

and do anything the winner wants.
Up to it?

What are we betting on?

l bet you that l'm going to ace
Testaverde's midterm tomorrow.

Zack, Testaverde couldn't ace
Testaverde's midterm.

We got a bet, Preppie.

Excuse me, but l got to go home
and start making a slave list.

- You wish, Slater.
- Hey, starting tomorrow,

it's going to be
''Master Slater.''

Zack, how can you be
so confident?

Why not? Testaverde told us
what to review.

- But he talks so fast.
- Oh really? l didn't notice.

lt's too bad
you don't want to study with me,

but hey, failing miserably
is no disgrace.

Well, maybe
l've changed my mind.

- 7:30, my house?
- Okay.

Zack, can you
turn on another light?

l can hardly see
the book.

And that music is so mellow,
it's distracting.

Hey Kelly, l read that ''tension
is the enemy of learning.''

- Really?
- Sure. Try this:

sit back,
close your eyes,

and relax your body.

- Okay, let's get back to--
- You're not relaxed enough!

Look, l suggest
some stress-releasing activity.

Like what?

- ( music volume rises )
- Come on.

Zack... we're preparing
for a midterm, not a prom.

Kelly, relax.

You think l want to be
Slater's slave?

We're going to ace
this midterm. Trust me.

Okay.

Are you sure?

Jessie:
That's what l want to know.

What are you
doing here?

Zack, you said you knew
all the questions.

l couldn't keep it
from my best friends.

( music stops )

Zack!
You're an angel.

l've lost two pounds
since l heard the news.

Where's the lightning
when you really need it?

Zack, how can you be so sure
what's on Testaverde's midterm?

Hey, come on.
l can just... see it.

Like Richard Dreyfuss
in ''Close Encounters.''

Oh, you mean some weird-looking
creature told you?

Kind of.

You do believe him,
don't you, Jessie?

Maybe l do.
Because l know Zack,

and he wouldn't lie to Kelly.
Would you, Zack?

- No l wouldn't.
- Because if Kelly found out

this was an excuse
to get her alone with you,

she'd kill you,
wouldn't you, Kelly?

- Yes l would!
- Hey, everyone-- take it easy.

Just study
the First Continental Congress,

the Declaration of lndependence,
and the Battle of Saratoga, okay?

- What about everything else?
- Don't waste your time.

Now if you'll leave me alone,
l have to prepare to get my ''A.''

- Zack! We've got to talk.
- Screech, l'm studying.

That's just it. Now l see different
questions on Testaverde's midterm.

What do you mean?

Now l see the Committees
of Correspondence

and the Battle of Trenton.

No wait, it's ''The Battle
of The Network Stars.''

l see Patrick Henry--

no it's Patrick Swayze--

dirty dancing across the Delaware
with Martha Washington.

l see Paul Revere
on a bus--

Zack, did you know that Lincoln
freed the Japanese?

l think l've lost it.

Come on, don't jump
to conclusions.

Hey, you knew l was
going to say that, didn't you?

All right,
call it in the air.

Heads!

Two out of three.

Tails!

l'm history...

unless l come up
with a plan.

Zack, we could get
in real trouble for this.

Screech,
just flush the toilets.

lt's ringing.
Ready with the buckets!

Hello, Mr. Testaverde?
Well, this is Mr. Belding.

What? What?
You can hardly hear me?

Well, that's because
of all the chaos around here.

The pipes broke this morning
and we're up to our knees in water!

( yelling )
l can't stop the water, Joe!

The water's rising, Tom.
Help!

Yes we're postponing
all midterms

until we've got this mess
under control.

So don't bother
coming in today, all right?

All right!
Okay, cut out the noise.

Whew!

Zack, are you sure
this is going to work?

Screech, in confusion,
there's victory.

Now, Belding should be entering
his office just about now.

He sits down,
hears the phone ring, and--

( speaking rapidly )
Hello, Mr. Belding?

This is Mr. Testaverde.
What's wrong with me?

You can hear what's wrong with me.
Laryngitis, a horrible cough

- and postnasal drip!
- ( banging )

That was the doorbell.

The delivery boy's here
with my medicine.

l'm too sick to come in.
lf l give you my three questions,

will you administer it for me?
Thanks. Here's the questions...

Thanks for helping me, Zack.
l feel so good about this test.

Me too.
l hope.

Zack, if you're wrong,

l'm going to need
a jumbo barf bag.

A list of slave chores,
Morris.

And that's just
for the first day.

Housebreak
your Doberman?

lf l don't get an ''A''
on this test,

l will train my dog to think
you're a tree, okay?

( school bell rings )

Morning, class.

- What's he doing here?
- l have no idea.

Mr. Testaverde's ill, so l'm going
to administer his midterm.

Now the exam consists
of three essay questions:

l'll read them aloud, so listen
carefully and copy them down.

Number one: Discuss the four steps
taken by the Continental Congress.

Number two: Discuss the three parts
of the Declaration of lndependence.

Number three:
Discuss the Battle of Saratoga

as the turning point in the war.
Good luck, everyone.

- You're terrific, Zack.
- Hey, l was right all along.

Richard!

Belding:
George, what are you doing here?

My loyalty to school wouldn't let me
stay home in time of crisis.

Besides, plumbing's my hobby.
Where's the flood?

What flood? And what happened
to your laryngitis?

Laryngitis? l don't have laryngitis.
What's going on here?

Well, l'm giving
your midterm.

Those are not the questions
to my midterm.

These are the questions
you called me with.

- You called me!
- George, you called me.

- Richard you called me.
- No, George. You called me.

Wait a minute--
you called me George.

You always
call me George.

The person who phoned me
called me ''Mr. Testaverde.''

And the person who phoned me
called me ''Mr. Belding.''

But what kind of devious creature
would make two fake phone calls?

( phone ringing )

Zack can't come to the phone
right now.

He's on the way to pick up
his season tickets to detention.

lf you'd like to leave a message,
please wait for the beep.

Beep.

Now...
for the real questions.

( rapidly )
Number one: List and discuss

the lntolerable Acts of 177 4.
Number two: Describe four steps

taken by the Second
Continental Congress.

Number three: Discuss two strengths
and three weaknesses

of the Articles of Confederation.

Hey all right!
He posted the grades.

- ''C-.''
- Not bad. Congratulations.

l am a forgiving
person, Zack.

But this is going to take
a very long time.

A ''D+''?
l'm going to be sick.

Lisa, what is that funny-looking
letter next to my name?

lt's a ''Q,'' Jessie.

No, really. l can take it.
Whatever l got, l deserved.

For the first time in my life
l took the easy way out.

l'm prepared to face
the consequences.

lt's a ''B,'' Jessie.

Oh, gosh, we better
take her to the nurse.

- Zack, l got an ''A''!
- Screech, how'd you do that?

l was seeing so many
different pictures,

l just stayed up all night
and went over everything.

Oh, you cheated--
you studied.

And now we come
to Zack Morris:

( bangs )

''F-'', for scamming.

Well, Zack, l'd say
you lost the bet there, ''slave.''

You can give me back
my jacket,

use your cellular phone
to order me a pizza,

and then start get to work
on this list.

Yes, hello. l'd like to order
a large pizza

with mushrooms, anchovies...

and the hottest peppers
you can find.

( instrumental
theme music plays )

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