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Larry, this is a big day.
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- You know why?
- No.
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Diaper-wearing time has officially run out.
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You are a big boy.
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We gotta learn how to use the toilet.
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- Deal?
- No.
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Not a deal.
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If you go on the toilet, you can bonk me.
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Okay.
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- You wanna bonk me?
- Yeah.
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Oh! Now you wanna go on the toilet?
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- No.
- Okay.
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You know, sometimes you'll get
to pee like this, standing up.
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Wonder why I don't pee standing up.
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Okay, I'll sit on your toilet
and then you sit on my toilet.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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You don't fit on there.
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I do too.
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You said you'd learn how
to use the toilet today
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- Do you want to use the toilet?
- No.
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- Please?
- No.
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Can you hold up your side of the bargain?
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I'm on your toilet. Get on my toilet.
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Ugh.
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I'm a terrible mother, huh?
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I don't know how to do this.
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Does that make you feel
guilty enough to try?
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- No.
- No.
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Seriously?
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Hey, buddy.
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Morning.
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Good morning.
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Whoa.
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What are you doin' here?
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It's my house, Rafi.
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What are you doin' here?
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Last night, um...
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...I got locked out of Sober Living.
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Hmm.
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Well, you know, there's these neat things
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all over Boston... You
know, beds, showers...
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Called hotels.
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Where's Bridgette?
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She's dropping Larry off with Tutu.
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Cute dog,
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but you need to get out.
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If Virginia saw this,
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you and the dog here, she
would freak the fuck out.
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- Okay. Okay.
- And you know it.
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- Get dressed.
- Uh-huh.
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Put my sofa bed back how it was,
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and you have a good day.
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Hey, I'm sorry, okay.
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I'm gone.
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Mother?
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Go away.
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Mommy?
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- Go away.
- It's Bridgette.
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I know. Go away. I'm sleeping.
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Well, you gotta get up.
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I still can't get Larry to use the toilet
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and I need you to do it,
and he's downstairs waiting.
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What? Why?
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What do you mean, why?
You said you'd watch him.
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It's my day off. Get up.
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No, I really can't, Bridge.
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No, you promised. Remember?
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Come on, I haven't had
a day off in forever.
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I just want to go to
the movies and zone out.
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You're seriously asking
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to spend time away from your
child at a fucking movie?
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- Yes.
- Really, it's a...
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It's horrible, Bridgette.
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- Well, I'm a horrible mother.
- Mm.
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- Now get your fat ass up.
- Hmm.
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- Come on.
- No!
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- Move it!
- I'm not!
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I said no!
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Get out the room!
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Is this 'cause of Edmond?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Well, change of plans.
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Just me and you today, kid.
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- Okay?
- Okay, Mommy.
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You need to use the potty
before we get in the car?
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- No.
- Yes, 'cause today's the day.
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Come on, let's go.
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Good luck there, Bridge.
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I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Is she okay?
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Sure. You know, the moods.
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Yeah, right.
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♪ Wheels on the bus go ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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Is that a space? No.
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Sing it with me, Larry! Come on!
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Larry, there's nowhere to park.
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Swish-swish-swish,
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swish-swish-swish, swish-swish-swish.
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♪ The wipers on the
bus go swish-swish-swish ♪
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Larry, can I turn the song off?
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♪ All through the town ♪
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- Hey, no!
- I love this song.
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- Don't you, Larry?
- Yeah!
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- Ugh. Not me.
- ♪ Open and shut ♪
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Fuck.
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One more lap, that's it.
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♪ All through the town ♪
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Again!
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Hi, Larry, are you ready to go for a ride?
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♪ The mommies on the bus go... ♪
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No parking. No parking.
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- ♪ Shh, shh, shh ♪
- What is this?
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Tow zone.
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- This should be fine.
- ♪ All through the town ♪
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Great job, Lar...
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Uh, are we done?
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Colleen?
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Colleen?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, God. It's soaking wet.
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You see that? Oh.
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Ugh!
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All right, go play.
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Ah, shit.
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No, no, no, no, no. Do not eat that.
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- Mommy.
- You can't eat that.
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Oh, my God. He keeps running away from me.
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Larry!
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What?
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Okay.
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Larry!
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Again.
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Again.
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Again. Our turn. You ready?
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Yes, Mom.
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Oh, whee!
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Fun.
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Fun.
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Fun.
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Hey, Bridge.
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Hi, are you at the movies without me?
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Yeah, 'cause you bailed on me.
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I'm in line getting popcorn alone.
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Well, what was I supposed to do?
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Leave my kid with depressed Tutu?
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- Don't sound so sad, B.
- Ugh.
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- I'm just bummed.
- Me too.
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You know, I'm so bored, I think I'm dying.
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Bridge, you're
fine. You're not dying.
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Fuck it, I'm just gonna come
meet you. It's his nap time.
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It's a cold one, huh?
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They burned witches at the
stake not far from here.
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Imagine being burned alive.
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That water looks nice.
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Once we get inside,
you gotta fall asleep, okay?
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Okay, oh, Jesus. Sorry!
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Oh, God, are you okay?
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry. I was just late for the movie!
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What the hell is that? Did you hear that?
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Do you think I'm a terrible mother
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for finding my kid kind of boring?
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Honestly. Like, not my kid specifically,
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but just motherhood in general.
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Tsk. Hell no. Of course not.
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And I'm not a bad friend
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for thinkin' that you talkin'
about motherhood is boring.
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- Is that you?
- Well...
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...would we be friends if
we never met in food group?
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- No.
- Probably not.
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There's so much blood!
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Well, she's dead.
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Funny, fat friend already died.
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Slut's always next to go.
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Okay, first of all,
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she's not the slut... She's wearing khakis.
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Sluts don't wear khakis.
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The one with the Big Gulp, that's the slut.
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You know only sluts drink soda.
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Shh! Shh!
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This movie can't be good for kids.
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Yeah, well, it's worse for women.
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They're the only ones getting killed.
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There's a reason it's rated R.
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He has been asleep this whole time.
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And you know what? What the fuck business
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is it of yours?
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- I just think...
- Reclaiming my time.
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- What are you...
- Reclaiming my time.
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- I just think... you know, I...
- Boop.
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Is he yours?
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You're doing God's work, staying with him.
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Yep, bye.
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See you.
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- You just wake up?
- Mm-hmm.
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I don't wanna wake up.
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Why are you grabbing your penis?
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Okay, well, you gotta use
the big boy potty, okay?
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- Why? No.
- Yeah, you have to.
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I really wanted to see this girl die.
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Hurry back. She's putting up a good fight.
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Is there a problem?
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I gave the teller my ID
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and I just wanna close out my
savings account, that's all.
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It's okay, miss, no.
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- There's no problem.
- Oh, good.
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It's just that I want
to make sure everything's okay.
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Your clothes are wet,
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and you seem a little distressed.
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So... that's all.
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My boyfriend, Edmond, has a boat.
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He has a boat and he's so silly.
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He said, "Colleen, let's jump in."
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And it's so hot that we did.
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Okay, then. Um...
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- Okay?
- You want the $3,700
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- in big or small bills?
- All big!
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'Cause Edmond says we're
gonna celebrate tonight.
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- Hey.
- Girl, I was all wrong.
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Asian guy... ice skate
straight to the face.
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Okay, well, I gotta go.
He peed through his diaper
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and I don't have any extra.
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Well, this movie sucks anyway.
I can just leave with you.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, come on, we'll go to your place.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, wait, grab the candy.
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We can just
watch it at your house.
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Yeah. Stream it illegally.
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My car was right here.
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What do you mean, your car was right here?
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It's gone.
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They must have towed my car!
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Bridge! Damn it!
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I told you to stop parking illegally.
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Yeah, but it works 80% of the time.
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It worked this morning!
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It says, "No parking anytime,"
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so that means no parking anytime.
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I've only been towed, like, six times.
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That's nothing compared to
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how many times I've parked illegally.
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All right, well, we're gonna
go to the tow yard, then.
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I'll see you later.
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Okay, drama queen, you
know I'm coming with you.
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Open, shut them, open, shut them.
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And then you go back.
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Know what, Bridge?
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This was very MacGyver of you.
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I'm kind of proud.
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My t-shirt diap? Thank you.
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Yep, gave him the shirt off my back.
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Seems kind of out of it, huh?
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Seems okay. What's wrong?
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Do you think the movie scared him?
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No, he was sleeping.
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- Did you see any of the movie?
- Yeah.
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00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:07,816
Shit.
265
00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:10,939
Maybe he saw the woman
get her head cut off.
266
00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:12,628
He didn't see anything.
267
00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:13,836
He was asleep the whole time, Bridge.
268
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:15,120
He woke up right when
they cut her legs off.
269
00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:16,919
He did not see anything.
270
00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:18,749
- Are you depressed?
- Yeah.
271
00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:19,997
Okay.
272
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:22,507
- Are you sad?
- Yes.
273
00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:25,503
- Do you have anxiety?
- Yeah.
274
00:14:25,503 --> 00:14:27,799
Oh, God. Do you have an eating disorder?
275
00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:29,279
Yeah.
276
00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,500
I can feel it in his body.
277
00:14:32,825 --> 00:14:34,450
Have you heard of epigenetics?
278
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,575
It's trauma passed down
from generation to generation
279
00:14:36,637 --> 00:14:39,674
and boy, it runs deep in my family.
280
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,159
Yours too.
281
00:14:41,908 --> 00:14:43,783
What do you mean, mine too?
282
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,123
- I mean, I'm just...
- This baby is not depressed.
283
00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:48,284
There is nothing wrong with
him. He is perfectly beautiful.
284
00:14:48,284 --> 00:14:49,434
If he's not depressed,
285
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:51,022
what is the matter with you?
286
00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:52,837
I'm hungry.
287
00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:55,100
Oh, shit.
288
00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,576
- What?
- Nothing.
289
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,993
What?
290
00:15:01,263 --> 00:15:03,741
I may have forgotten to
feed him breakfast and lunch.
291
00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:05,658
I thought he was gonna eat at Tutu's.
292
00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:07,366
All he's eaten today is Reese's Pieces.
293
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:08,510
We gotta get off the bus. Come on.
294
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:09,865
- We gotta...
- Why can't we do the junkyard
295
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,241
and then grab him food?
296
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,241
Because he's hungry now. He is hungry now.
297
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:13,934
- Come on, let's go.
- Here you go.
298
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,907
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
299
00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:17,434
Cheerios and a diaper?
300
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,167
Thank you so much. See? You were prepared.
301
00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:21,407
You know what you're doing.
302
00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:23,517
Apparently, I don't.
303
00:15:26,436 --> 00:15:28,269
Wow, and it had been 33 years?
304
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:30,241
- 33 years.
- Wow.
305
00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:31,727
Let me give you this blush, okay?
306
00:15:31,776 --> 00:15:33,182
- Please do.
- Great.
307
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:35,332
Could you help me with
where my cheekbones are?
308
00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:38,807
Because when I'm doing it at
home, I find it hard to know.
309
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,252
- Can I give you a trick?
- Yeah.
310
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:41,932
Look surprised. Watch me.
311
00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:43,239
Not surprised.
312
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,252
Try it. There they are.
313
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:47,549
- Don't move.
- Really? Oh, my...
314
00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:48,841
Don't you move a muscle.
315
00:15:48,841 --> 00:15:50,633
You are like a miracle worker here.
316
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,049
- You know...
- Can you see... look in my eyes.
317
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,321
- I'm looking at them.
- Do you see?
318
00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:54,861
They're the windows to my soul.
319
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,117
Go ahead and close them for me.
320
00:15:56,142 --> 00:15:57,141
- Close them?
- Yeah.
321
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,050
Okay.
322
00:15:58,050 --> 00:15:59,298
Once, I worked at Dunkey's
323
00:15:59,329 --> 00:16:00,704
when I was, like, 19,
324
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:03,186
and this boss I had, Latricia,
325
00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:05,602
she thought that there was
money missing from the register,
326
00:16:05,627 --> 00:16:06,978
but it was not me.
327
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:09,228
- Of course, it wasn't.
- And know where she is today?
328
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,314
- Where?
- I have no idea, but not here.
329
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,103
- She's not here!
- She must be miserable.
330
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,187
- She has a sad li...
- She sounds like a really
331
00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:16,853
- unhappy person.
- People who are mean to me,
332
00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:19,270
- tragedy befalls them often.
- Mm-hmm.
333
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,103
- I think it's God.
- You know what?
334
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,881
I think God knows I'm one
of his messengers here.
335
00:16:22,906 --> 00:16:23,929
Mm-hmm.
336
00:16:23,954 --> 00:16:25,514
You're about to be on your honeymoon?
337
00:16:25,514 --> 00:16:27,212
- Yes.
- Girl, you have got to try
338
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,973
our luminescent blush. That's this.
339
00:16:28,998 --> 00:16:30,491
This is gonna change your world.
340
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:32,639
Edmond loves me without makeup.
341
00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:33,768
That's sweet.
342
00:16:33,768 --> 00:16:36,060
But I can't wait to surprise him again!
343
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,769
Does anyone know where
the escalator down is?
344
00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:47,372
Where the down escalator is?
345
00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:53,851
It really is gorgeous, but I just...
346
00:16:53,851 --> 00:16:55,767
...I feel a little bit guilty, you know,
347
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,518
but he told me to spoil myself,
348
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,435
so how 'bout you wrap that up for me?
349
00:17:22,269 --> 00:17:23,946
- Hi.
- Hi.
350
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,443
Everyone here is so nice.
351
00:17:27,976 --> 00:17:30,435
Well, they pay us to be
nice to the customers.
352
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,198
Uh, can I get you a cab?
Where would you like to go?
353
00:17:58,086 --> 00:17:59,813
Oh, feeling better?
354
00:18:00,143 --> 00:18:01,809
You got your diaper, we got your muffin.
355
00:18:01,809 --> 00:18:03,178
Now you want to go to the tow yard?
356
00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:04,571
See, that's the problem.
357
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:06,581
You let him make all of the decisions.
358
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:08,255
I don't let him make all the decisions.
359
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,945
We're in a relationship.
360
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,862
Just because he's short doesn't
mean he doesn't have opinions.
361
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:14,238
- I didn't say...
- Right?
362
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:15,272
...that he didn't have opinions.
363
00:18:15,272 --> 00:18:16,292
You have opinions.
364
00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:17,792
No, no. I have opinions.
365
00:18:18,595 --> 00:18:19,968
I know you do, Lar.
366
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:22,071
However, it is your mom's job
367
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:23,529
to teach you how to do things.
368
00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:25,029
- No.
- But you don't even
369
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:26,819
go potty on your own yet.
370
00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:29,816
Oh, you think you can
train him to go potty?
371
00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:30,877
Absolutely.
372
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,294
You need to let him know
373
00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:34,252
no more diapers, potty time, baby.
374
00:18:34,252 --> 00:18:36,544
Be my guest, there's a
bathroom right in there.
375
00:18:36,544 --> 00:18:37,716
- All right.
- All right.
376
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:39,371
Come on, Lar Bear.
377
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:40,651
Come on, munchkin.
378
00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:41,984
Okay, good luck.
379
00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:43,651
- You ready to do this?
- Yeah.
380
00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:45,443
Say: ♪ Let's go poopy ♪
381
00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:48,401
♪ Let's go poopy let's go poopy ♪
382
00:18:48,401 --> 00:18:50,359
Come on. Let's... let's just...
383
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,796
Okay, Lar, let's do this. Let's do this.
384
00:18:57,811 --> 00:18:59,728
Look at me.
385
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,317
Sweetie, look, I need
you to go to the bathroom.
386
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,050
Mommy!
387
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,343
No.
388
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:16,797
Pee-sit, Larry. I'm telling you.
389
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:20,146
All right.
390
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:22,895
No potty.
391
00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,943
And I think I was in
diapers till I was, like, 5.
392
00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,536
Oh... oh, yeah. How did it go?
393
00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:30,326
- Potty trained.
- No.
394
00:19:30,326 --> 00:19:31,284
No, he's not.
395
00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,589
So, I found us a ride to the tow yard.
396
00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:35,447
Who's he? What's happening?
397
00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:36,992
- Hi.
- He's gonna drive us.
398
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,201
Hello. Um, Bridge?
399
00:19:39,226 --> 00:19:40,269
What?
400
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:42,441
Uh, you sure you just don't
want to take the bus, or...?
401
00:19:42,568 --> 00:19:44,519
Come on. It'll be so much faster.
402
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,271
Bridge, how long have you known this man?
403
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,127
About two minutes.
404
00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:50,818
Please.
405
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:52,151
It's a free ride.
406
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,652
I don't want to ride with him.
407
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:54,857
You're being kind of rude.
408
00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:58,026
I'm black. I don't fucking hitchhike.
409
00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:14,512
Is that Melania?
410
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,502
Yes.
411
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:31,886
However many Triple Play
scratchies that gets me.
412
00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:33,407
I feel lucky.
413
00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:41,506
Thank you.
414
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:43,036
That's for you.
415
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:47,811
I dropped a quarter
there. I'm not getting it.
416
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,476
Hm.
417
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,006
I think maybe the kitchen's bad luck.
418
00:21:27,735 --> 00:21:29,947
I'ma do some more scratchies upstairs.
419
00:21:35,883 --> 00:21:37,777
You know, you can
just drop us off right here.
420
00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:39,068
- You sure?
- Yep.
421
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,433
Stop, stop, stop. Yep.
422
00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:41,755
You know, your kid
423
00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:43,259
should really be in a car seat.
424
00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,034
Yeah, I know, buddy.
425
00:21:45,322 --> 00:21:46,861
Can you just unlock these doors?
426
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,831
Thank you so much.
427
00:21:49,015 --> 00:21:50,252
Okay.
428
00:21:50,307 --> 00:21:51,974
Yeah, come with me.
429
00:21:51,974 --> 00:21:53,461
All right, thanks.
430
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:54,924
Bye.
431
00:21:55,349 --> 00:21:56,947
Come with me. Come on.
432
00:21:57,558 --> 00:21:58,917
Okay.
433
00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:02,841
Say bye to the creepy guy.
434
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,341
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
435
00:22:07,475 --> 00:22:09,787
Oh, no, they're closed.
436
00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:12,100
- Oh, God.
- Bridge.
437
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,559
I didn't know!
438
00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,267
Didn't you look the tow
place up on your phone?
439
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,392
What kind of place closes at 4:00 p.m.?
440
00:22:16,392 --> 00:22:18,601
The kind of place that you have to pay
441
00:22:18,601 --> 00:22:19,975
if they hold your car for an extra day.
442
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:21,223
Maybe we can call someone.
443
00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:22,557
- I don't know.
- You didn't see the hours?
444
00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:23,599
Bridge.
445
00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:25,140
I didn't not see the hours.
446
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,848
I just didn't see the hours.
447
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,349
The hours are right here, Bridge.
448
00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:29,973
- I can't...
- How did you miss that?
449
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,157
Can you just stop yelling at me?
450
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:32,557
I'll stop yelling at you
451
00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:34,140
when you stop getting
your fucking car towed...
452
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,307
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
453
00:22:35,307 --> 00:22:36,392
...every other week.
454
00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:38,096
- I didn't do this on purpose.
- Jesus.
455
00:22:38,121 --> 00:22:40,344
I can't... I can't
wait till Monday to get my car.
456
00:22:40,534 --> 00:22:41,867
- Ugh.
- There must be...
457
00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:42,995
- God.
- Larry?
458
00:22:43,031 --> 00:22:44,463
- Lar, shit.
- Wait, Larry!
459
00:22:44,534 --> 00:22:46,075
Maybe there's another way in.
460
00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:48,402
Larry. Larry!
461
00:22:48,612 --> 00:22:50,153
Ow, there's barbed wire.
462
00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:51,557
Ow.
463
00:22:52,242 --> 00:22:53,890
Oh, shit. Larry.
464
00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:56,116
Fuck, I'm stuck! Ow.
465
00:22:56,116 --> 00:22:57,434
Larry Bird!
466
00:22:57,632 --> 00:22:59,991
You stop there! Right now!
467
00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,075
Ow. Ow!
468
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:05,475
Larry, you're in big trouble!
469
00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:08,204
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
470
00:23:08,408 --> 00:23:09,501
Larry!
471
00:23:16,475 --> 00:23:17,644
Larry!
472
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:23,588
Let me look at you. Okay.
473
00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:25,610
Larry. Hi, hi.
474
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,027
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
475
00:23:27,027 --> 00:23:28,610
- Yeah.
- You promise?
476
00:23:28,610 --> 00:23:30,444
- Yeah.
- Don't run away from me, okay?
477
00:23:30,444 --> 00:23:31,486
Okay.
478
00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:32,610
I am such a fuck-up.
479
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,569
What do you mean?
480
00:23:33,569 --> 00:23:35,897
I mean, my kid keeps running away from me.
481
00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:37,381
It's cool.
482
00:23:37,735 --> 00:23:39,528
How many moms can say,
"Oh, yeah, I lost my kid
483
00:23:39,528 --> 00:23:40,696
in a junkyard"?
484
00:23:40,721 --> 00:23:42,059
More you think, honey.
485
00:23:42,194 --> 00:23:43,291
You're a great mom.
486
00:23:43,354 --> 00:23:44,664
Uh, no, I'm not.
487
00:23:44,986 --> 00:23:47,700
I made us take a ride
with that Melania lover.
488
00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:52,229
I mean, I couldn't even
handle five minutes in the park
489
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,988
with my own kid without wanting
to fucking blow my brains out.
490
00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:57,432
Bridge, all moms want to kill themselves.
491
00:23:58,039 --> 00:23:59,361
It's motherhood.
492
00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:00,807
- I'm a terrible mom.
- You're a great...
493
00:24:00,832 --> 00:24:02,069
Look!
494
00:24:02,069 --> 00:24:03,902
- Look at him.
- Larry!
495
00:24:05,891 --> 00:24:07,282
He's going to the potty!
496
00:24:07,361 --> 00:24:08,698
- Larry!
- Ah!
497
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:09,865
You did it!
498
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,157
- Yeah, boy.
- High-five.
499
00:24:11,157 --> 00:24:12,270
High-five.
500
00:24:13,508 --> 00:24:15,091
I think... I think he's still going.
501
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,394
- I'm gonna just...
- Okay.
502
00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:17,889
...you know, I'ma give him his privacy.
503
00:24:23,246 --> 00:24:25,311
Col... Colleen.
504
00:24:25,988 --> 00:24:27,066
Joe?
505
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,825
How did you get up here?
506
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:30,803
I scratched
off some of the tickets
507
00:24:30,874 --> 00:24:32,231
you left on the table.
508
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:33,788
You won.
509
00:24:34,108 --> 00:24:36,985
You won a Massachusetts riverboat cruise.
510
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,320
- I did?
- Yes.
511
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,783
- I won?
- You won.
512
00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:45,543
Oh, Joe! Oh, Joe!
513
00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:49,379
Oh, and you climbed all the way up here.
514
00:24:49,415 --> 00:24:51,083
- I had... I had...
- Sit. Sit.
515
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,832
...I had to get... I had to tell you.
516
00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:55,699
I had to get up here so
I could see that smile.
517
00:24:55,724 --> 00:24:56,780
Oh, Joe.
518
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,365
I just... I wanted to see your face.
519
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:03,615
It was worth it.
520
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,227
Look at this, Joe.
521
00:25:06,227 --> 00:25:08,421
Riverboat, riverboat, riverboat.
522
00:25:08,446 --> 00:25:10,227
We won!
523
00:25:10,227 --> 00:25:11,810
- Yes, we did.
- Come here, kiss me.
524
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,161
Muah, I love you. Muah, I love you.
525
00:25:14,269 --> 00:25:15,852
♪ Larry went poopy ♪
526
00:25:15,852 --> 00:25:17,310
♪ Larry went poopy ♪
527
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,561
♪ Larry went poopy ♪
528
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,030
I should have gone poopy.
529
00:25:21,055 --> 00:25:23,523
Ugh. Where's your car?
530
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:26,149
♪ Where is my car? ♪
531
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:27,357
There it is.
532
00:25:29,649 --> 00:25:31,170
Let's get out of here.
533
00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:32,351
Yes.
534
00:25:32,607 --> 00:25:34,683
- Oh, shit.
- What the hell?
535
00:25:35,399 --> 00:25:37,180
Now how we supposed to get out?
536
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:39,081
Well, when Thelma and Louise got chopped,
537
00:25:39,113 --> 00:25:41,298
they just drove through that
gate really, really fast.
538
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,208
That is a movie, and
they had a more solid car.
539
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:45,382
- No offense.
- Hmm, none taken.
540
00:25:45,382 --> 00:25:46,881
Oh, Bridge, we gotta find an office
541
00:25:46,881 --> 00:25:47,934
- or a number or something.
- Hola.
542
00:25:47,959 --> 00:25:50,099
Whoo. Uh, can you let us out?
543
00:25:50,162 --> 00:25:51,764
- Que?
- Um, yeah.
544
00:25:51,789 --> 00:25:52,956
Can you let us out?
545
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:54,285
_
546
00:25:54,309 --> 00:25:55,763
_
547
00:25:55,849 --> 00:25:57,544
- Si.
- _
548
00:25:57,569 --> 00:25:58,647
Gracias. _
549
00:25:58,647 --> 00:26:00,189
Oh, yeah.
550
00:26:00,189 --> 00:26:01,481
- _
- Oh, gracias.
551
00:26:01,481 --> 00:26:03,489
Oh, um, ah...
552
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:06,869
_
553
00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:08,481
Right?
554
00:26:08,481 --> 00:26:09,689
- Si.
- Yeah.
555
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:11,908
_
556
00:26:12,178 --> 00:26:13,460
She thinks we're a couple.
557
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:14,735
You could do worse.
558
00:26:14,876 --> 00:26:16,680
_
559
00:26:16,711 --> 00:26:20,367
_
560
00:26:20,391 --> 00:26:22,001
_
561
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,429
What did she say?
562
00:26:27,029 --> 00:26:28,645
She's rescuing us.
563
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,077
Thank God.
564
00:26:30,077 --> 00:26:31,647
- That was fun.
- Mm-hmm.
565
00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:32,895
- That was really fun.
- Really fun.
566
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,670
I mean, we could have had more fun
567
00:26:35,670 --> 00:26:37,795
doing other things, but it was fun.
568
00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:39,202
It was fun. I had a good time.
569
00:26:39,203 --> 00:26:40,906
Couldn't have done it without you, Thelma.
570
00:26:40,906 --> 00:26:42,489
Couldn't have done it without you, Weezy.
571
00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:44,345
Is she just opening the gate?
572
00:26:44,401 --> 00:26:45,999
We could have just did that ourselves.
573
00:26:45,999 --> 00:26:46,957
I think the gate was open.
574
00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:47,958
We panicked for nothing.
575
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,167
- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
576
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:51,125
Well, let's go drive off a cliff.
577
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,334
Come on, Weezy.
578
00:26:54,334 --> 00:26:55,331
Oh, it's in park.
579
00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:56,654
Take the damn car.
580
00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,242
Let's go find a cliff.
581
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,497
Yes.
582
00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:02,552
Thanks, girl.
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