All language subtitles for Pros.And.Cons.S01E07_English

-What's on your mind?
-What was that?

Well...

Do you think they're like
with some special intelligence unit?

-My mum could be.
-It was a Mission Impossible setup.

Or maybe a Batcave.

-Or Reservoir Dogs. Ever seen that?
-No.

And why is she eavesdropping on us?

-Do you know how much this is?
-No.

-I'll tell you.
-How much?

Our family account is overdrawn
by 52,000 kroner.

You've taken Esther's savings
and my pension. Three quick loans.

All in all, 467,889 kroner.
And our repayments are due soon.

I'm so glad you got us into this.

I saw you as Birgitta Engdahl,
and you liked it, Nina, so spare me.

You raised the price to two million
Euro, so you wanted the money, too.

-So, don't pin it all on me.
-If only I could afford a divorce!

Here. Want me to come inside?

-No, I'd better talk to them alone.
-Sure? Okay.

See you.

Like some sort of couples therapy?
An expensive one, I must say.

467,889 kroner worth
of couples therapy!

Where have you been?

Hey! You!

Esther, it's Friday night.
I want to know where my daughter is.

Esther, look at me!

-What?
-Sorry, I had a row with Patrick.

-Oh.
-What's going on?

I was supposed to meet his parents,
but then his mum wasn't ready for it.

-What are you doing?
-Why wasn't she?

-What the hell...!
-I don't blame you for being mad.

Look, we're not mad,
but you must respect the house rules.

Friday night we have certain rules.
You know that.

And you must respect them.

-Go brush your teeth and go to bed.
-Did you take out the rubbish?

-I clean forgot.
-Well, we'd better do it then.

-I'll help you.
-Yes, dear.

How the hell did you know
about the bug?

What are you up to?
What is this?

And this?

-That's...
-What?

-Nothing.
-Oh, come on!

-How did you know about the bug?
-Who the fuck is Birgitta Engdahl?

And you in disguise in a bar
at night? I just don't get it!

Esther,
I see that this looks like we're...

-When did you take these photos?
-Today. An hour ago.

-She's got the bag.
-What?

-She screwed us over.
-There are a million things.

We owe you an explanation,
but we must go now.

-No way.
-Yes, but I'll explain everything.

-Right now, you have to babysit Kaj.
-Why should I?

-We'd better get rid of that bug.
-No, we're going there right now!

-Enjoying the show? Get lost!
-Taxi.

I'd like to order a taxi
for 45 Hvidovre Vænge.

Now!

This has been her plan all along.
She arranged the car crash, too.

That's why it had to be our car.
With Kaj in it!

And she's been bugging our family.

It just doesn't make sense.

We both fell for it.
We're the out-of-towners!

-What are you gonna do?
-Kill her!

Oh, come on.

She told us her prison sob story
to make me feel sorry for her.

But it was a lie,
every last fucking word of it!

-Keep it down.
-No fucking way! I'm furious!

I've had a bad day, okay?

Fuck!

We're going to go home to Esther

and tell her everything.

And then we'll just have to try...

What, Erik?

What, Erik?
Then we'll just have to try what?

It's her. Jacqueline.

Give it to me.
Answer! I want to know where she is.

-She doesn't know we're onto her.
-Don't tell her. Answer!

Find out where she is!

-Hi, Jacqueline.
-Hi, Erik.

I just called to see
if you're okay at home.

Well, yes...

I'm sorry it turned out this way.

Sure. Are you okay?
Where are you?

I have to go away.

Okay. What about the people
you owe money?

That's why I have to go. I've
emptied the warehouse. No traces.

Okay. Good thinking.

Anyway, I'm off.
It was good to see you again.

Jacqueline,
let's meet and say goodbye.

-I've got to go. Give Nina my best.
-Jacqueline...

-Why did she call us now?
-It was her farewell scene.

Just like she taught us.
Play your farewell scene,

and everyone leaves happy.

-How could we be so stupid...
-Not "we."

It was you.
You bought all her crap.

Nina, you fell for it too.

-But you did!
-Why didn't you say you'd met her?

Well? You let her do this to us.

To me.

-Nina...
-No, you lied to me all the way.

Have you been loyal to me? Really?

At work with Berthelin?
Holding hands with him or whatever.

-You did that, not me.
-But you don't have any colleagues.

-You dragged us into this crap!
-I wanted us to share a life again!

I did it for us!

For us? Is this what you missed?
This? A fucking failure!

I missed this because
you were sucking the life out of me.

There was nothing left!
So, yes, this is what I missed.

The lobster bisque,
can I have it without scallops?

Okay.

And do you only have
the champagnes listed on the card?

Oh. Okay. Then I'll settle
for a Moët & Chandon.

PHARMACEUTICAL UP FOR SALE

-I thought we weren't removing it.
-It doesn't matter anymore.

-My big, smart girl.
-We're going to tell you the truth.

Yes, please.

The truth is...that Mum and I,
before we had you...

...we led
a completely different life.

Me and Dad aren't called
Nina and Erik.

We were called
Christian and Simone.

But...am I not your child, then?

-Sure you are. You're ours.
-You're a love child.

-You're the reason we quit all that.
-All what?

I still don't get what it is you do.
Are you criminals?

-No!
-Yes.

Mum and I and this Jacqueline

are so-called con artists.

We hustled people.

How? Finance...?

-No.
-And don't tell a soul, okay?

-Don't tell Patrick.
-You stole?

-No.
-Yes. But we did!

The way we stole was more...
like Robin Hood.

We were criminals, Erik.
Come on!

-We robbed the rich.
-We kept the money.

We were never bigtime criminals.

Esther, I understand that you're...

But when we had you, we quit.

We didn't want to be part of it
anymore, but to give you a good life.

We wanted a little house, and
this was the house of our dreams.

No, this was what we could afford.

-What was in that bag of hers?
-Two million Euro.

-And she took it?
-Yes.

-Wasn't she your friend?
-No...

We were just two pawns,
and she knocked us off the board.

-Now what?
-Now nothing.

-Don't you want to find her?
-No, we're through with it.

-Why don't we go?
-Because of the red light.

-Just turn.
-No, there's a red light.

-We have to stick to the rules.
-I'm gonna be late.

Well, you just have to live
with that. Good luck.

There's the green light.

-Hi.
-Good morning.

-Good to see you.
-You too.

-How are you doing?
-Fine.

And I'm here now.
I'm back for real, and it's good.

-Good.
-Yes, it's great.

Ready for the status meeting?

Everything's ready.
I'm just going over it.

Great.

ONE NEW MESSAGE

You have one new message.

Frank, it's me.
I just want to...

My dad's lawyer is on his way,
and I don't know what's happening.

Fuck it, I won't
bother you anymore. Bye.

Else speaking.

Hello, Else. It's Jørn Brassel.
I'm here by the elevator.

-I know nothing about that.
-I know.

I just need to check the elevator.
So please let me in.

Well, I'm going shopping,
but my legs fail me.

Else, I promise you can go shopping.
Just let me in,

and I'll have the elevator
up and running in a jiffy.

We'll see.

I forget which button to press.

My son did show me.
Oh, maybe...

Fine, Else. I'm coming in.

Well, now...

We had a deal...

Please sign it.

What the hell is this?

-It says so right there.
-I have to sell my shares?

I'm precluded from the family fund?

-Damn it, those are mine!
-We could report you to the police.

-I made this sale happen!
-Dad is offering to keep quiet.

As long as you sign this.

Does my dad even know
you're here now?

Your dad ordered it.

Your dad's going to be very happy.

I'm offering you your old job back,
and we'll forget all about this.

You'll get 1,000 employee shares.

If I'm to keep quiet about
your company's bribes

and how your son
withdrew money in my name...

-I can't just forget it.
-Stir things up, and it's off.

-That's not in anyone's interest.
-No.

Gitte, please send in Heidi.

There are some things
I want you to keep quiet about,

and some things I should keep
quiet about. Regarding your family.

You wanted to see me?

KEY ACCOUNTS' SHARE
OF REVENUE

THE YELLOW PAGES

NTB PROPERTIES
183 REFSHALEVEJ

Will you set up
the presentation for me?

There's something I have to finish.

Hello, this is Birthe Martinsen.
Is this NTB Properties?

-It certainly is.
-I'm calling from Plexto Design.

We rent a warehouse
on Refshaleøen from you.

-Yes, the little one at 181.
-Exactly.

Now we'd like to rent
the one next door at 183.

-Can you tell me who rented it last?
-Let me see...

A company called Ataraxia.

Is the name Jacqueline
on the contract?

No, only Ataraxia.

Is there a contact person
or a phone number or something?

What was your name again?

Their names aren't Erik and Nina.

It's as if they aren't
my real parents.

-They made you, didn't they?
-My whole life has been a lie.

Don't think about it anymore,
babe. Look.

Do you know the kebab band trick?
You've seen this before, right?

You can't pull them apart.

But if you rub them against each
other. What do you say?

-How did you do it?
-It's magic. Real magic.

Do you know
how much was in the bag?

-Two million Euro.
-Two million?

What are you doing?

-Looking for my old screwdriver.
-Patrick has an idea.

I just had a thought.

I've seen a hell of a lot of movies
about what you do.

I'll stop you there.
About what we do?

Esther, we told you
not to tell anyone.

-And you said your name was Erik.
-Your secret is safe with me, Dad.

How reassuring.
You were saying?

If you want to find this Jacqueline,

I have some pictures of her van.
And the license plate. Here.

You can zoom in if you like.

Very clever.

I'm with the police.

-Is your mother or father home?
-Yes.

-Hello.
-Hi.

I'm with the police.
I hope it's not inconvenient.

-Not at all.
-It's about the stolen Nissan.

-What about it?
-We found it.

Okay.

But I'm afraid you'll have to do
without it. It's burned out.

-Oh no!
-The thieves had an accident.

And the tank must have leaked,
so it caught fire.

Goodness!
So, you don't have any leads?

-No. Unfortunately.
-Wow.

But we found this. Is it yours?

Yes. It's Kaj's.

-He's our son.
-I see.

I suppose it brought on a crisis
in the family.

Since you're here,
can I ask you a question?

Sure.

My daughter has a stalker.
It gives her the creeps.

He started on Instagram. Young
people post everything, you know.

I'm sorry, sweetie,
but since the officer is here

we should tell him about the stalker.

The stalker, you know.
We can ask him to help us.

He started following her.

These two were clever and took
a picture of his license plate.

Esther has a suspicion,
but she's not positive.

Can you look up a license plate?

Yes, but I can't give you
the information.

I see.
You poor thing.

She can't sleep at all.
It would be so nice to find out.

-Sorry for taking your time.
-No problem.

If you have the plate number,
give it to me.

The address is 50 Skibbroen.

-Thank you for driving us, Patrick.
-Don't mention it.

Dad, the things you two did...
Esther says it was Robin Hood style.

We never stole from anyone who
didn't have plenty or deserved it.

Cool.
How did you learn all the tricks?

Tricks. Jacqueline taught me.

How did you meet her?

Jesus.

I met Jacqueline on a train
in Italy from Rome to Nice.

I was sitting alone in a compartment.
She came in, and we started talking.

She was a diplomat's daughter
and was selling luxury yachts.

She needed an assistant. I had
no plans, so I said I'd come along.

We went to Monte Carlo, and that's
when it all started. It was bullshit.

But she was clever. And she liked me
and taught me her tricks.

-Cool.
-We lived the high life.

-I drove a Lamborghini Countach.
-A Lamborghini?

You should have seen your father
in San Remo and Nice.

And now she's ripped you off.

Yeah.

We know they're looking
to acquire more companies.

They want us to rethink their backend

to outsource their IT security.

It's a very promising customer.

All this taps into our expansion...

CEO BEATE MORELL

Yes?

This is very nice, isn't it?

-We agreed on one million.
-One of my people...

-The less I know, the better.
-Okay.

Is it all here? Good.

Half of it is mine.

We agreed I'd get your son out
for a million, and call it quits.

I don't want to be cheap.

You're fucking kidding me.

I still have documentation
on what you did to me.

So, you'll have to live with that.
But if you keep your distance

and don't tell anyone about this,
I'll keep my mouth shut.

Nina.

Nina.
Would you...?

Yes. Of course. Sorry.

I'll go through...Do a brief run
through of our key accounts.

The rates here are dependent
on Luton's share...

...of our revenue.

You saw how it increased
by 12.3%.

-You'd better do this. I have to...
-Have to what? Don't do this, Nina.

This is your last chance.
Either you're here or...

...or else it ends here.

Right. Goodbye.
Sorry. Sorry.

Is this where she lives?

There it is!

-Hi.
-Where are you?

At home. The parent-teacher
meeting is at 3 p.m.

Listen. Severin's wife owns the firm
that rented Jacqueline's warehouse.

He and Jacqueline were
in cahoots over this.

-What's going on?
-Is that Esther?

-Severin and Jacqueline?
-What? Is she there?

-Yes.
-What are you doing?

-We found Jacqueline's van.
-Where are you?

Dad.

-That's Mark.
-The guy from the warehouse.

Honey...See you
at the meeting. I have to...Bye.

Erik!

Hi.

Sorry to bother you.
Are you going on a picnic?

I just need to talk to Daddy-o.
Cool boat.

Can we go over there? My family can
see me. What do you want?

-Where's our money?
-I don't know.

Does your family know
what you really do?

-Where's our money? Jacqueline?
-She doesn't have it.

Don't lie to me. I know
she did this for Severin Morell.

I have a family too. We invested
everything. Where's the money?

-Severin took it.
-What?

He has something on her.
She had no choice.

Is she still in the country?

Listen. Can we agree
to leave each other alone?

I don't tell your family anything,
you don't tell Jacqueline I was here.

Okay?

Bye.
Have a nice picnic!

See you tomorrow, Lucas.

-See you, loser.
-Fuck you.

Hi. Let's go.

Hi, Kaj.

-Kaj, you're up.
-My parents aren't here yet.

-Are they delayed?
-No, it's because our car exploded.

-What was the point of this?
-Severin wants Mads out.

-So, he hired Jacqueline?
-Yes.

-Jesus! Poor Mads.
-Poor us.

-So, Jacqueline is still here?
-Severin has something on her.

Severin can't control her. No way.
And he has the money?

We can use that.

No, Nina. We're done.
Let's be glad we didn't go to prison.

-We have nothing.
-We have our children.

We need the damn money!
I told Berthelin I'm done.

-You did what?
-Yes. I told Berthelin I'm done.

I quit.

I refuse to be a laughingstock
while she's out there.

She's done with us.
What are you thinking?

If Severin stepped on her toes,

she'll never put up with it.

So we have to lure him in.
We'll tell her we already started.

We're going after his money.
Then she can't say no.

At least we have to try.

-Hi.
-Hi, sweetie.

-My God!
-Jesus, Kaj!

-We forgot.
-It's alright.

-Did you go in?
-Yes, she and I talked.

-What did she say?
-She praised me.

Of course she did.
You deserve a prize.

Sweetie, go and grab a big handful
of sweets. You're such a good boy!

-Hi.
-Hi, Jacqueline. So...

Are you still in the country?

-I'm still here.
-Okay.

We're up shit creek here.

We owe half a million
plus our mortgage.

We can't live like this.

We're going after Severin Morell.
InvoPharma will be sold

for two billion very soon.
We want a slice of the cake.

Do you want in on it?

What do you have in mind?

-Are you in?
-Yes. What do you have in mind?

Come over tomorrow at 3 p.m.,
and we'll tell you our plans.

-Okay.
-Good. Great. See you.

Did you find any more bugs?

Yes. One.

Where?
Not in one of the kids' bedrooms?

-No.
-Then where?

In the cooker hood.

In the cooker hood?
That's a stupid place.

She would never do that.
Where was it?

-Hey.
-In here?

She's going down, Erik.

She's going all the way down.