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-Accept my kiss. -Accept my kiss.

Right?

By the way,

Yue-qin and Zhi-shu are studying at the same school.

Have you two ever met in school?

Do you know each other?

Our classes are quite far apart,

but we've gotten to know each other pretty well lately.

Isn't that right, Yue-qin?

This is great.

I'll be able to do stuff with Yue-qin in the future like shopping,

going to exhibitions, music shows and baking.

I almost forgot the desserts I made.

I'll go get them.

-Don't trouble yourself. -Not at all!

-She spent a long time making them. -Really?

Hey, Yu-shu.

Go say hi to Yue-qin. Come on.

Go on.

Hello, I'm Yu-shu Jiang.

Wow. Such a cute boy. I'm Yue-qin Xiang.

What grade are you in?

Third grade.

You look a lot like Zhi-shu.

You must be really smart too.

Yue-qin, can I ask you a math question?

Of course. I can help you with third grade math.

How can you prove that one plus one equals two?

Isn't that too simple?

My kindergarten teacher taught me this. Pay attention.

One banana plus another banana becomes two bananas, right?

A cat plus a dog. Will that make two cats or two dogs?

It's neither two cats nor two dogs.

It's...

So your calculation was wrong.

No, it wasn't. One plus one equals two, there's no doubt about it.

Why does it need to be proved? What a lame exercise.

It's not lame at all.

Because one is an integer, one plus one must result in an integer

that is bigger than one. If we assume that one plus one is less than two,

it would be wrong because no integer exists

between one and two.

If we assume one plus one is more than two,

two minus one should be an integer because one and two are both integers.

Furthermore, two is bigger than one.

Hence, two minus one is bigger than zero, one plus one should be bigger than two,

and two minus one should be less than one.

But because there are no integers between zero and one, one plus one

equals bigger than two would be wrong.

From this, we can prove that one plus one equals two.

Okay.

Let me ask you something.

Do you know the song "One Plus One"?

What's that?

It's...

Old McDonald had a farm

One plus one, hooray

What a joke!

Hey Yu-shu!

That's no way to talk to Yue-qin. Apologize right now.

I hate you.

-Hey. -Hey!

-It's all right. He's just a kid. -I'm sorry!

-Sorry about that. -It's fine.

-It's fine, he's a kid. -Yeah.

-It's okay. -It's fine.

My math has always been terrible.

It's okay. Let's not talk about math.

I'll show you your room. You will love it!

-Come follow me. -Go ahead.

It's really nice! I'm sure you'd like it.

Come here. I gave your room a makeover.

I want you to enjoy your stay here.

Ta-da!

-Step inside. -Wow.

What do you think?

You know, this room got its style

off of The Rose of Versailles. La Rose de Versailles.

How is it? Do you like this style?

I love it.

This room is unbelievable.

It's lovely!

That's great!

I knew you'd like it!

You know what? I always wanted a daughter.

If I had a girl, I'd let her

sleep in this dreamy bedroom.

Then the mother and daughter can enjoy afternoon tea together

and learn things like French,

recite poems and such.

C'est la vie! Life is all about

living like those Impressionist paintings.

Am I right?

"Impressionist"?

What's that? I have no impression at all.

You're adorable!

It's okay. I'm going to teach you all about it.

-Okay? -Okay.

Zhi-shu, you didn't have to be so loud. You scared us.

Hey, wait!

Zhi-shu, come and have a chat with Yue-qin.

It's her first time here.

Why don't you show her around the place?

See you later.

Hey, Zhi-shu. What are you waiting for?

See you later.

Go on.

I'll take the rest of my luggage.

Thanks.

Yu

What does it mean?

This used to be Yu-shu's room.

I see.

He must be upset, that's why he--

One room plus another room makes two rooms.

It means they're for two people, not three.

You moving in here is a decision made by my parents.

Your existence has nothing to do with me.

After all, my eyes can't see

Miss Femtometer.

-You're-- -Don't get in my way.

Miss Femtometer.

Take your time to eat.

We also have fruits.

Why isn't Chun-shui here for breakfast?

He left early for work this morning.

He's really busy, isn't he?

I prepared some simple porridge and some seasonings today.

I thought you two would like it that way. What do you think?

-Better than good. -Okay. I'm full.

Yue-qin, you should hurry and follow Zhi-shu.

Aren't you two going to the same school?

-That's right. -See you later.

-I want to go with Zhi-shu-- -No, you sit!

You should take your time eating. Be a good boy.

Zhi-shu has to show Yue-qin the way. Don't bother them.

-We're leaving. -Okay.

-See you! -Bye-bye.

See you later. Take your time, take your sweet time.

Hey...

You should know the way after I show you today.

You better keep your distance. I don't want any trouble.

-What? -Also,

you better not tell anyone else about staying at my house.

I don't want any weird rumors.

-I know. -Don't even talk to me at school.

Passengers at the front, please move towards the rear.

Zhi-shu Jiang.

There's a pervert.

Behind me.

Zhi-shu!

Zhi-shu!

Hi, you're a local right? Are you going to school?

Would you like to buy a pen for charity?

Hello, how about buying a pen for charity?

Excuse me. Would you like to buy a pen for charity?

Our students designed this.

Your purchase will be a big encouragement for them.

-I'm sorry, I need to hurry. -Miss.

Girls usually have a warm heart.

Please help me out. This pen doesn't cost much.

All right, how much is it?

Fifteen dollars for one.

Fifteen dollars? That's a rip-off!

Being kind is priceless, right?

No, it's gone!

Where's my wallet?

-What-- -Miss.

You have to pay for what you took. Otherwise, you're just stealing.

No, you're mistaken! My wallet is missing.

Zhi-shu!

You're not paying? I'm not giving out free pens!

I never wanted it!

Zhi-shu Jiang! Didn't you see a gangster harassing me?

-Really? -Yes!

Plus, you saw that I was touched by a pervert on the bus,

yet you did nothing! You're horrible!

I think you're just too self-conscious.

What?

You should know the way from here.

No more talking to me.

That jerk!

All right.

The test will include materials up to page 65.

-No! -No way!

-What? -No!

-What's with the booing? -No way.

We just finished this lesson.

Why are you complaining?

It should be a piece of cake for those who paid attention in class.

-Come on... -You're not being helpful--

No bargaining!

Class dismissed.

I hate mid-term exams.

I might as well just give up.

I'm done if I fail one more time.

Wow, you've made detailed notes.

Why are you working so hard?

Why suffer? We just have to pass.

I won't lose to Zhi-shu Jiang!

-What did she say? -That was hilarious.

-That's so funny. -I am serious!

Yue-qin.

Are you sick?

No, you're not.

Have you been stressed lately?

You want to defeat the top student? He's a genius, you know.

No way, maybe in your next life.

It's impossible. Stop joking around.

Hey!

You guys may be right.

But I don't care. This time, I'll make sure my name gets on the board.

You need to be the top 100 students to get your name on the board.

So far, nobody from Class F has ever made it to the board before.

I will make history!

Hello in Spanish is Hola.

-Hola. -Hola.

-Once more, Hola. -Hola.

-Say Hola when you answer the phone. -Hola?

-Hola? -Hola?

-Hola when you meet someone. -Hola.

Let's look at the next page.

How do Spaniards greet one another?

Do they shake hands or bow like the Japanese?

-Give a kiss. How? -Hooray!

Left to left, right to right.

-Let's have some students demonstrate. -Oh, no!

Yue-qin has gone crazy!

I don't understand anything.

How can a good person like me be so dumb?

-Yue-qin, it's Mrs. Jiang. -Yeah.

You're still studying? It must be tough.

Do you want some snacks?

Thanks, Mrs. Jiang.

Here.

-Have some snacks. -Okay.

Enjoy the food.

This is how it should be.

Finally, I look more like a real mother now.

Don't you know? Zhi-shu never studies.

I never had the chance to make snacks for him.

I've dreamt about this scene

for such a long time.

Zhi-shu doesn't study? But he's the top student.

Because he's smart.

But not lovable.

-Right now, he's-- -Asleep.

-Asleep? -Yes.

He is indeed a genius.

Yue-qin, you can always ask him if you don't understand anything.

Do you want a break? I have something interesting

that I want to show you. Interested?

-Sure. -Okay?

Wait a second. I'll go get it now!

Here we go.

-Take a look. -Wow.

Seems like they're photos from a long time ago.

Take a look. You'll see.

Could this be Zhi-shu when he was a baby?

That's right! It's our Zhi-shu when he was young.

I've always wanted to show someone these photos.

But, wait...

This is Zhi-shu, yes.

What?

I've always wanted to have a daughter.

I was so sure that I was pregnant with a baby girl.

So I went ahead and got lots of pretty

and lovely baby clothes.

But I ended up with a boy instead.

But the clothes were so cute. I couldn't bear to throw them away.

So there were times when I dressed him up in girl's clothes.

I guess I wanted to really feel like I had a daughter.

-There's no more. -Yes.

This was the last time

I dressed him up as a girl.

I didn't dare to let him wear girl's clothes after that day.

Be careful.

Fortune slip

"Perfect and free to grow.

Soar to the highest sky, swim to the deepest sea.

A rare gem shining bright,

like a glass reflecting trees."

It's a good sign. A very good one.

I picked this one for my son's future.

-Your son? -Yes.

Your son will make a name for himself.

He will achieve great things in the future. You don't have to worry.

He is highly intelligent.

He will have no trouble doing anything he wants to do.

I can assure you that he'll become a man of honor.

That's great!

Hey, this slip contains the words "water", "cloud" and "trees."

The names of my family are all in there.

Really? That's very good.

May I know who the "tree" is?

It's my son right here.

He has a deep connection with Buddha.

There's a high chance that he might become a monk.

What?

"A rare gem shining bright,

like a glass reflecting the trees."

His superior intellect will be hard for common people to understand.

He'll end up finding his inner peace in the hands of Buddha.

But...

Is there any way to change his fate?

We only have one son in the family.

But, this should be considered fortuitous. It's a luck you earned from the past life.

Normally, a person's personality is fixed when they're 20 years old.

He should become a monk by then.

When he's 20 years old?

What if he starts a family before he turns 20?

Maybe...

At 20 years old...

-Mrs. Jiang? -Yes...

What do you mean, 20 years old?

It's nothing.

Yue-qin,

believe me when I say I'm so happy to have you live here with us.

Well, the point is, I didn't want him to be made fun of

when he started going to school.

So I stopped dressing him up in girl's clothes.

Now that I think about it, maybe he remembers what I did in the past.

That might be why he always tries to act so cool.

No thanks.

Because I can't stand stupid people. Miss Femtometer.

The world's most insignificant human being is known as Miss Femtometer.

Yue-qin.

This will be our little secret.

You can't tell anyone. Even Yu-shu doesn't know about it.

Otherwise, Zhi-shu will be upset.

Okay.

Did you say Zhi-shu will be upset?

Mrs. Jiang, can I take a picture of this as a memento?

You like it?

You don't have to take a picture. I'll give you the photo!

-Really? -Yes!

Here you go. Wasn't he cute?

Thanks, Mrs. Jiang. I'll make sure to keep this safe.

You like that much? Then I'll give you another one.

Look, how cute!

Yes, very.

Zhi-shu, look at that dummy.

Hurry up and finish your breakfast.

I can't hold it in.

Yue-qin, when are you free? Let's go to the movies.

I can't. I have to study.

What's up? Are you still thinking about the top 100?

That's not healthy for you.

Yue-qin seemed to have completely changed recently.

Right.

Where are you staying right now?

Right. You never mentioned it. Are you staying at a hotel?

I'm staying at my dad's friend's house.

Where?

It's...

pretty far from here.

How far?

Up the hill.

Don't tell me you are living at where all the clubs are.

No.

I don't really know the exact address.

You should ask for it. We'll visit you next time.

Yeah, I want to go too.

Yue-qin Xiang.

Yue-qin hit the jackpot.

What's this about, Yue-qin?

Did Zhi-shu change his mind and decide to date you?

Hey.

Are you looking for Yue-qin?

Forget it! It's too--

Take your bag and come outside.

-Hey, you! -Wow.

Yue-qin, don't go. Your future is not out there.

It's over here. Give me your bag. I'll protect you.

Ah-jin, you're a really nice guy, but Zhi-shu--

Zhi-shu is much more handsome. Go get in line.

-Hey, let's go take a look. -Okay.

Wait!

I brought my bag. What's up?

It's the Old Lunar Tree, where Yue-qin proposed.

My mom got this mixed up.

You're right.

-This one is yours. -They're exchanging gifts of love!

-Zhi-shu must have accepted her. -What are they saying? I can't hear it.

All right.

It's so bothersome after you moved in...

My goodness! Did Zhi-shu actually say "I love you" to her?

Bothersome?

-That's right. I feel the same way too. -Yue-qin excitedly said "me too."

-We might even get our uniforms mixed up-- -Yue-qin!

You can't...

She shouldn't...

How can we get the uniforms mixed up?

Anything is possible.

I know someone who used to enjoy wearing dresses when he was younger.

No way, one more time?

Little girly Zhi-shu. You were so cute back then!

-Where did you get that? -Mrs. Jiang gave it to me.

What was Mom thinking?

-Give it to me! -No!

You're not having it. No!

No way!

I bet you didn't expect a dummy to have the upper hand.

Subtitle translation by Jay Wong