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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:52,707 --> 00:03:56,582 Don't you dare move! 2 00:03:57,082 --> 00:04:00,582 You've the right to remain silent. 3 00:04:33,457 --> 00:04:36,957 Don't you dare move or else we will shoot you! 4 00:05:57,915 --> 00:05:58,915 Hello, everyone. 5 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:00,083 How's everyone doing? 6 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:02,500 Hey Martin, having a Martini, huh? 7 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,415 Good! Good! Good! 8 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:06,125 Margret, keep serving sausages to everyone. 9 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,665 - Hey Hites... - All fine. 10 00:06:09,165 --> 00:06:11,375 - Hello. - Is she your latest? 11 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:13,083 Call it the grace of God. 12 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:15,415 Batook, my friend! 13 00:06:15,915 --> 00:06:19,540 Looking at your success... makes me really happy. 14 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,415 Human beings should always be happy, you know. 15 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,665 Because even Gautam's... 'Gambhir' (Serious). 16 00:06:26,165 --> 00:06:27,540 I am the one who's really happy. 17 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,321 Because you didn't come alone... 18 00:06:29,707 --> 00:06:31,668 for the inauguration of GJS shipping's new branch. 19 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,582 In fact, you brought your wife and kids too. 20 00:06:34,082 --> 00:06:35,843 I'll tell you why I brought them here later. 21 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,290 First call your daughters. 22 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:37,832 Should I? 23 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:39,625 Yes. 24 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,250 Ganga! 25 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,082 Jamuna! 26 00:06:45,582 --> 00:06:49,082 Saraswati! 27 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:17,540 So Maalaya, they are my GJS. 28 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:22,000 My three cultured jewels. 29 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:26,250 You've come for the table, right? 30 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:30,500 Come for the table meaning, are you com-for-table? 31 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,665 It's a literal translation. 32 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:35,125 You see, they grew up in a English surrounding... 33 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,970 but sometimes their Indian-ness comes out... 34 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,165 and the end result is a totally different translation. 35 00:07:40,665 --> 00:07:41,040 So tell me. Maalaya. 36 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:42,040 You said call the girls. 37 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:43,125 Now they are here, so tell me. 38 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:47,082 Batook... I want my sons Harry, Harsh and Hulk... 39 00:07:47,582 --> 00:07:49,832 to marry your three daughters. 40 00:07:50,332 --> 00:07:53,290 I was thinking they can have a wedding in Turkey... 41 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:57,790 Maalaya, I am the only father on this planet... 42 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:02,875 who doesn't want his daughters to get married. 43 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:08,000 I will never let my daughters marry anyone... ever! 44 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,665 Call it a curse, or bad luck. I don't know. 45 00:08:12,165 --> 00:08:17,207 But my family's been enduring this ill-fate for decades. 46 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:21,665 Within 3 years of marriage, my parents split. 47 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:23,875 My darling wife Hetal... 48 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:27,415 passed-away after delivering my children. 49 00:08:27,915 --> 00:08:30,000 My eldest sister, Hansa. 50 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,875 Her husband divorced her within 6 months of their marriage. 51 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:35,665 And my aunt Sarla... 52 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:40,625 suffered a hemorrhage after she returned from her honeymoon. 53 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:44,290 When things keep occurring often, it's called a coincidence. 54 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,350 But if it keeps repeating every time... 55 00:08:46,832 --> 00:08:48,273 then it's an indication from God. 56 00:08:48,415 --> 00:08:50,216 And a smart man can understand an indication. 57 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,332 But Batook, life without marriage and children.. 58 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:56,500 This is the truth, uncle. Believe us. 59 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,500 We're not making kids. 60 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,707 She's saying... we're not kidding. 61 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:05,416 Oh my, God! 62 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:06,916 Pops! 63 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:08,520 Marriage seems to be out of question. 64 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,582 How about a live-in relationship? 65 00:09:12,082 --> 00:09:13,082 What did you say? 66 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:14,750 I heard that. 67 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,416 You bloody pervert! 68 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:17,995 My son Hulk meant to say... 69 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,541 Your son isn't hulk; he is rascal! 70 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,791 And you... you're not Maalaya you're a bloody scoundrel. 71 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:26,500 And you aren't Godhavri; you're a rhino. 72 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,399 Live in relation? Get out! Get out! 73 00:09:28,832 --> 00:09:29,832 Get out! 74 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:31,125 - Please stop it. - Get out! 75 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:31,707 Just go. 76 00:09:32,207 --> 00:09:33,207 And don't take the boat. 77 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,290 Swim all the way back. 78 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:38,582 'Job down.' 79 00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:42,375 Calm down. 80 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,665 You three are so smart. 81 00:09:45,165 --> 00:09:48,000 You have never thought about boys till date. 82 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,207 You three are so nave. 83 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:53,707 Bottom line, a person should always be straight. 84 00:09:54,207 --> 00:09:57,707 Because... even Taarak Mehta's glasses are upside down. 85 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,166 Goodnight, papa! 86 00:10:03,457 --> 00:10:04,666 Goodnight... so soon? 87 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:08,666 My daughters are so cultured. 88 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,961 Jenny, everyone knows you don't have a boyfriend. 89 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,332 There are lot of girls here, choose one. 90 00:12:18,832 --> 00:12:20,541 Sherley. Grow up and go up! 91 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:21,166 What? 92 00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,041 Grow up. 93 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,125 I have a boyfriend. 94 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:26,625 His name is Teddy. 95 00:12:26,707 --> 00:12:28,582 So come on, tell me right now... 96 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,166 - about your boyfriend. - No way. 97 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:35,165 If you don't, I will tell your sisters. 98 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:40,250 Then listen. 99 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:44,250 He's a guy who is a little bit crazy. 100 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:56,790 But his tongue slips... day and night. 101 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,707 Jenny. Will you be my wench? 102 00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:03,332 I mean... wife! 103 00:13:03,832 --> 00:13:05,072 Just like Michael Schumacher... 104 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:07,332 he wants to be a no.1 car racer. 105 00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:11,332 And just this morning... he got a golden chance. 106 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,082 The Indian racer has broken the all time record. 107 00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:23,582 It's a 50 lap race. 108 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:25,235 And can you believe it, Jennifer? 109 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,207 He's been racing through the track like a bullet. 110 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,916 Racer no. 3 has now over taken racer. No 2. 111 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:35,332 And wow! He has now taken over the lead from the Indian racer. 112 00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:36,875 Wait. What a reply. 113 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,957 Teddy has taken back the lead with full throttle. 114 00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:41,658 There is no stopping this guy. 115 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,764 Teddy has almost reached the finish line. 116 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:47,375 He can see it. 117 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,125 What happened, Roger? 118 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,957 What's wrong with his car? 119 00:13:59,457 --> 00:14:00,541 I'm out of petrol? 120 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,041 Sh** 121 00:14:02,457 --> 00:14:04,332 the lead car has come to a screeching halt. 122 00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:08,416 Just 200 meters away from the finishing line. 123 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:12,416 What do I do now? 124 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:00,625 Yes! 125 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,041 Wow Teddy. 126 00:15:02,207 --> 00:15:03,291 You're so stool? 127 00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:05,875 I mean... you're so cool. 128 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,582 And the winner of today's race, ladies and gentlemen... 129 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,082 Is Steve Randall. 130 00:15:10,457 --> 00:15:11,457 Hey! 131 00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:12,832 Well done. 132 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,375 Fantastic racing! Fantastic driving! 133 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,250 Sir... sir... sir... I came first. 134 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,207 I finished first. 135 00:15:17,707 --> 00:15:19,207 Teddy, Teddy this was a car race... 136 00:15:19,707 --> 00:15:23,207 not a running race. 137 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,500 Okay, here I go. 138 00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:31,291 Love you baby-boo. Yes I do. 139 00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:34,625 I said it once, and I say it too. 140 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,875 I love you. 141 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,625 Oh! 142 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:39,415 Hey. 143 00:15:39,915 --> 00:15:41,250 I want all the details about your sweetheart right now 144 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,950 otherwise your sisters will... 145 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,040 Look. 146 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,540 Okay... 147 00:15:44,582 --> 00:15:46,790 Alright. 148 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,625 - He's the 'apple of my eyes'. - Huh? 149 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,915 He's the apple of my eyes. 150 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:56,915 Bunty! 151 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,291 What do you think when you look at him? 152 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,832 Sometimes I think... 153 00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:25,832 that he's the son of some rich dad. 154 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,040 I'm here to take your blessings. 155 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:36,915 You see, I am a huge fan. 156 00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:38,750 I've an audition today. 157 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,750 If I can get your blessings, well... 158 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,250 How about a selfie? 159 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,875 Just one? 160 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,041 But audition? Audition for what? 161 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,250 He's a hardcore rapper. 162 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,470 Still ain't amazed? Let me pick up the pace. 163 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,819 Grab your popcorn... Ready... Go! 164 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,165 You'll see what I mean.. I be putting in the most.. 165 00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:09,875 Never meant to brag.. and I never meant to boast.. 166 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,540 Other rappers out.. I'ma turn 'em into ghosts.. 167 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,208 If you didn't get the.. memo let me put in the post.. 168 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:14,750 If you didn't get the.. memo I gotta let you know.. 169 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,250 Everytime I wanna spit.. Man I'm never goin' slow.. 170 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,000 Everytime I grab the.. mic I just never let it go.. 171 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,000 Like I'm making love.. baby I just go and I go.... 172 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,333 - Extra-ordinary. - Thank you. 173 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:31,415 What you just performed was both extra... and ordinary! 174 00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,708 'So what I heard about the judge was right.' 175 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,208 'He's taken a bribe.' 176 00:17:35,415 --> 00:17:37,833 So my judgment will be. 177 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,250 Before you pass any further judgment... 178 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:44,208 can I perform just one small piece? 179 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,165 Enough of this multiplex... 180 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,415 now for the single-screen item. 181 00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,375 One... two... three... four... 182 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:55,750 "Your mother-sister... Mother-sister... Mother-sister..." 183 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:56,708 May your bones break.. 184 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:57,625 your head break.. 185 00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,484 everyone should rob your dignity.. 186 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:00,333 May you get cursed with bugs, 187 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,250 the bigger the better... 188 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,915 May you get diarrhea.. 189 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,625 You're a dogs breed so bite your own self.. 190 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:05,540 You got messed up.. 191 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:06,375 so you got kicked.. 192 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,333 that too so very hard.. 193 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:14,333 "Your mother-sister... Mother-sister... Mother-sister..." 194 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,415 Impeccable! 195 00:18:16,915 --> 00:18:20,333 But I clearly understood every little detail you said... 196 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,208 about my sister to my mother! 197 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:25,708 You know Hindi? 198 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:26,415 I don't know about Bhuvan... 199 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:29,355 but you're the one who will have to pay twice the penalty. 200 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:33,290 You're disqualified. 201 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,250 I'm flying! 202 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,165 Yeah, you're flying. 203 00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:46,665 Sherley, I am flying - By the way, you've a boyfriend, right? 204 00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:49,125 How... how did you know? 205 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:50,708 Just took a chance. 206 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,915 Come on... spill, shoot. 207 00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:55,583 - Everything about your boyfriend. - Sherley... 208 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,625 If you tell anyone about this, I will kick your donkey. 209 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:04,415 - Meaning? - I will kick your ass. 210 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:08,415 His name is Sandy. 211 00:19:10,915 --> 00:19:14,415 But that crazy chap is always busy with his first love. 212 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,333 And I don't know why... 213 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,333 He gets a kick out of his 'kick'. 214 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,290 Coach... I don't need to be a substitute anymore. 215 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:15,790 I am a good player. 216 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,375 Sandy, you're right. 217 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,833 You deserve to be permanent on the field. 218 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,665 But not as an ordinary player. 219 00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:26,665 As a water-boy! 220 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:32,833 - But coach, he's too good. - But, he's an Indian. 221 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,790 Indians are only worthy to be our slaves. 222 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:38,290 Now get lost... 223 00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:43,333 You... you... Indian. 224 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:47,333 The coach has lost it. 225 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,540 Now you listen you white little willies. 226 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,540 Who said that? 227 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,375 That wasn't me. 228 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,708 I didn't say that. 229 00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,790 - I said it. - What... 230 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,540 The aggression from your depression! 231 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:31,583 If you're Sandy, then I am... Sundi! 232 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,083 Sundi? 233 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:37,958 Sundi! 234 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:43,165 As long as Sandy's miserable, Sundi's on cloud nine. 235 00:21:43,665 --> 00:21:44,665 What? 236 00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:47,833 Ba-Ba Black Sheep have you any balls? 237 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,540 Yes, sir... yes, sir... three footballs. 238 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,333 One for the coach... one for his crony... 239 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,113 and one for the other banana. 240 00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:57,290 Get that idiot! 241 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,583 Sandy, now you die... I am out of here. 242 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,583 No! No! 243 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:32,165 - Sandy. - What happened? 244 00:22:32,665 --> 00:22:34,790 You're suffering from Split Personality Disorder. 245 00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,958 Split... 246 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,040 It's a relatively rare disorder... 247 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:42,415 Sometimes due to depression... 248 00:22:42,915 --> 00:22:46,125 or financial problems, a different personality... 249 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:49,208 emerges from inside. 250 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:52,583 A completely different person comes out. 251 00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:56,290 And in your case... 252 00:22:56,790 --> 00:23:00,750 - It's DID. - Dance India Dance? 253 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,958 Dissociative Identity Disorder! 254 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,750 What's that? 255 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,375 - Come, let's hang from outside. - What? 256 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,290 Let's hang out. 257 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,875 Yes. 258 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,708 After studying your case... 259 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:16,708 I'll advice you to avoid Indi.. 260 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:20,000 the I-N-D I-A-N word. 261 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,208 When you hear this word, Sundi will take your place. 262 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:25,468 Because all your life you've been bullied... 263 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:27,415 because of your race and color. 264 00:23:27,915 --> 00:23:30,625 - You mean... - I am sorry. 265 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,525 Just by hearing this single word... 266 00:23:32,915 --> 00:23:36,415 - How is this possible? - It is possible, Sandy. 267 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:40,375 How do I explain it to you now? 268 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:43,375 Sandy. 269 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:46,083 My head is aching with pain. 270 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:48,262 Can you ask someone to get me a black tea? 271 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:48,625 Sure. 272 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,375 Black! 273 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:51,875 Sandy! 274 00:23:51,915 --> 00:23:53,125 Just like you change into Sundi after hearing 'that' word... 275 00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:54,375 similarly, when he hears the word 'black'... 276 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,375 Black! 277 00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:57,875 Nurse! Nurse! 278 00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,250 - Black! - White. White. 279 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,093 - You called me black... - I am saying white. 280 00:24:01,165 --> 00:24:04,625 White. 281 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:05,375 Relax. 282 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,375 Relax. 283 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:14,790 - Will I never get better? - Of course you will. 284 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:19,040 Sandy, things do change, and you will overcome your depression. 285 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:22,583 And who knows... someday you'll have enough money... 286 00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,923 - to own your own football club. - Dr. Patel! 287 00:24:25,415 --> 00:24:26,415 Dr. Ganga Patel! 288 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:27,833 Two minutes. Two minutes. 289 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,250 Remove his black shirt. 290 00:24:29,415 --> 00:24:30,415 Black! 291 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:31,833 Catch him! Catch him! 292 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:35,583 Where will I get that kind of money? 293 00:24:47,665 --> 00:24:51,040 You know, my illness, this buy 1 get 1 free thing... 294 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,583 it can be cured permanently. 295 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,165 If you help me. 296 00:24:56,665 --> 00:25:02,415 And for that... will you marry me? 297 00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:04,750 Yes! 298 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:09,000 No! 299 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,625 Why? 300 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:17,540 We can go in for a live-in relationship, but... not marriage. 301 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,790 Why? 302 00:25:20,290 --> 00:25:25,833 - You want to know? - Yes, I want to... What! 303 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,333 Then listen. 304 00:25:27,415 --> 00:25:31,540 What? Broken marriages! Death! 305 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,375 - Are you sure? - Yes, Teddy. 306 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:38,165 I am 100 percent sure. 307 00:25:38,665 --> 00:25:40,875 - Stella. - Yes, ma'am. 308 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,290 Stella, will you please fix this for me? 309 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,165 - But the money... - Sure ma'am 310 00:25:45,665 --> 00:25:47,165 I mean, honey it's possible that... 311 00:25:47,665 --> 00:25:48,750 What didn't happen... 312 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,690 I mean, what happened with others... 313 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,875 won't happen with us. 314 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,654 Look here, everyone got married. 315 00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:55,790 Angelina-Brad Pitt. 316 00:25:55,915 --> 00:25:56,915 Nicole. 317 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,290 Shahrukh. 318 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,500 And... 319 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:00,833 Except for one. 320 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:01,375 Jenny. 321 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:04,625 - Every man dreams to be wealthy some day. - What? 322 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:07,415 I mean... dreams of a wife. 323 00:26:07,915 --> 00:26:08,915 Marries her. 324 00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:10,290 And then... 325 00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:12,415 Ohh... 326 00:26:12,915 --> 00:26:15,000 Two sweet kids like these. 327 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:19,833 One like a single-screen type, and other multi-plex type. 328 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:21,540 Take a look at me once Sarah. 329 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,750 - It's just right there. - Okay, thank you. 330 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,000 You know, if we have two kids like these... 331 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,833 do you know what we can say? 332 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,833 One, two, three four.. 333 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:31,333 Our lives' pillars stand on these two bamboos.. 334 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:34,833 ..wigedee wigedee boom boom dhoom dhoom dhada bhooom pac dhoopac dhoom pac. 335 00:26:34,915 --> 00:26:35,415 Bunty. 336 00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:36,915 Bunty. 337 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,415 Have some cold medicine. 338 00:26:39,915 --> 00:26:42,375 Take a chill-pill. 339 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,375 But, Sarah. 340 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:47,290 You know that I always come and visit these special kids. 341 00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:50,040 So you also keep in touch with them. 342 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,040 That's the least we can do. 343 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:56,040 But marriage... kids? 344 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,415 Just forget it. 345 00:26:58,915 --> 00:27:03,165 Fine... then forget me. 346 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,708 Because now... I will get married to... 347 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:10,000 - my illness... and death. - Sandy. 348 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,333 Can I say something Genelia? 349 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,875 I mean Jenny. 350 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:21,208 I always thought I'll marry the one I love. 351 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:25,625 But since marriage isn't possible, then... 352 00:27:26,125 --> 00:27:27,125 Hold on, Teddy. Wait. 353 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:29,833 What's the point in stopping me now? 354 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,625 You know, Sarah. 355 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:36,625 I wanted to start a family with you. 356 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:43,083 But if not you, then... 357 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,958 Sir... how are the snacks? 358 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:59,375 Not like my mummy, but okay. 359 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:03,375 The phone's ringing. It's a private number. 360 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,875 Papa. 361 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,375 Papa... 362 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,875 Papa... 363 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:28,125 What happened? 364 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,040 I have a boyfriend! 365 00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:32,790 What? 366 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:34,290 What? 367 00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:35,776 This is all that was left to hear. 368 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:36,165 - Papa... - Listen to me. 369 00:28:36,665 --> 00:28:37,705 No one ever listens to me. 370 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,560 I have no value in this house anymore. 371 00:28:39,915 --> 00:28:40,415 Papa! Papa! Papa! 372 00:28:40,915 --> 00:28:43,375 Papa! Please try and understand. 373 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:47,583 - The one whom I love, his looks are.. - Quiet! 374 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,282 A person should have brains... 375 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,384 because, even Gujarat has a 'Surat' city! 376 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:52,540 Get that? 377 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:53,665 This marriage won't last. 378 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,000 It's bad luck. It's a curse. 379 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,915 Even the maids in my house couldn't escape this curse. 380 00:28:59,415 --> 00:29:01,415 Look at them, all three are widows. 381 00:29:01,915 --> 00:29:03,665 I won't change my decision. 382 00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:07,915 Papa, the maids are gone, the maids are gone. - huh? 383 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,375 - Let bygones be bygones! - Right. 384 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,540 Papa, we're not going to be happy without them. 385 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,480 Papa, please let's take this chance. 386 00:29:16,915 --> 00:29:18,236 Papa, let's be positive you know. 387 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:19,948 This broken marriage and death. 388 00:29:20,165 --> 00:29:21,375 The reason is just so... 389 00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:24,208 The reason's something else... 390 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:27,708 - Something else? - Yes. 391 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:33,125 Tell me... which father in this world... 392 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:36,750 wouldn't want his daughters to get married? 393 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:40,415 There's a reason. It's a really big reason. 394 00:29:40,915 --> 00:29:43,250 But I can't tell you. 395 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,000 - Why? - No. Sorry. 396 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,500 - Sorry... - But... 397 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:50,208 - I love you. - Papa. 398 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:51,708 Hold on, papa. 399 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,165 - This isn't fair. - I think you should tell us. 400 00:29:53,665 --> 00:29:54,665 I can't believe this. 401 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,748 You have to tell us, otherwise we will get married. 402 00:29:56,915 --> 00:30:00,915 Yes! 403 00:30:01,415 --> 00:30:03,875 'These girls will definitely get married.' 404 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,734 'What reason can I give them now?' 405 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,040 'How do I stop this marriage?' 406 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:11,040 'Who will help me?' 407 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,333 - Batook sir, you're joking. - Pasta... 408 00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,415 You're my oldest customer. 409 00:30:22,915 --> 00:30:23,915 Pizza for you. 410 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,569 We've known each other for years. 411 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,040 Bread for you. 412 00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:29,255 But that doesn't mean that your Aakhri Pasta... 413 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,901 will pretend to be your family astrologer Aakhri Aastha. 414 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,040 Pasta for you. 415 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,250 And you... 416 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,125 I haven't made Lucy madam's breakfast yet. 417 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,333 How can I be Aakhri Aastha? 418 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:41,790 Pasta... it's the question of my daughters' lives. 419 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,691 Don't you want to open many more... 420 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:45,911 - franchises of Aakhri Pasta on London Rasta? - Yes. 421 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:47,083 Just like the McDonalds. 422 00:30:47,415 --> 00:30:48,415 I will help you. 423 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,415 Just go meet my daughters as Aakhri Aastha. 424 00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:55,208 Mumble some things in Hindi along with fake astrology predictions... 425 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:57,375 ..and stop these marriages, that's all. 426 00:30:57,875 --> 00:31:00,915 But just a minute, I've another idea. 427 00:31:01,415 --> 00:31:01,540 What idea? 428 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:02,375 Come, come. 429 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:05,290 The 'mamma-mia idea.' - Mamma-mia? 430 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:09,625 Get your 3 daughters tubes-tied. 431 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:13,750 If they can't become mamma, they won't get a husband. 432 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,833 I am joking. 433 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,000 Listen, Pasta! 434 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,583 You must do this job! 435 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:24,583 And I am not joking! 436 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:36,583 You wanted to know... 437 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:42,375 why I wouldn't let you three get married. 438 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:47,040 This... is our family astrologer, Aakhri Aastha. 439 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:48,790 Truth can be proved wrong. 440 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,790 But not his predictions. 441 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,540 The day Batook Patel's daughter Ganga Patel's husband... 442 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:09,790 sets foot in this house, Batook will immediately suffer a heart-attack. 443 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:14,083 And he will die. 444 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:17,000 'Sets foot?' 445 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,000 You're a joking! 446 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:28,833 The day Batook Patel's daughter Jamuna Patel's husband... 447 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:32,375 sees him, Batook will immediately suffer a heart-attack. 448 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,790 And he will die. 449 00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:38,375 See him? 450 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:44,000 The day Batook Patel's daughter Saraswati Patel's husband... 451 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:48,375 speaks to him, Batook will immediately suffer a heart-attack. 452 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:50,040 Speaks to him? 453 00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:52,833 - No! - Yes. 454 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,415 - Batook Patel's fourth daughter... - That's enough! 455 00:32:55,915 --> 00:32:57,290 There's no one there. 456 00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:59,333 Understood? Understood! 457 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:01,625 Aastha sir, now you only tell us a way... 458 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:05,085 where we can find such grooms for these girls. First word, first step.. 459 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,333 Forget it! Forget it! 460 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,915 The question is about my life and death. 461 00:33:11,415 --> 00:33:12,415 So I'll die. 462 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:14,958 - Papa... - I'll give up my life for your happiness. 463 00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:18,958 Just a minute. 464 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:26,165 Patel... Open the third drawer; there's a knife in it. 465 00:33:26,665 --> 00:33:27,165 Goodbye! 466 00:33:27,665 --> 00:33:29,083 - Papa... - Stop... - Please. 467 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,333 Let me die. What are you doing? 468 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:33,875 - Leave it. - What.. 469 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,375 Wow! 470 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:36,915 Finally it's proven that... 471 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:40,540 that fathers are more valuable than love. 472 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,401 - Love you. - You're right, Aastha. 473 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,540 And anyway, a person should have high values. 474 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,165 Because even Bheem's little. 475 00:33:47,665 --> 00:33:48,665 Chhota Bheem. 476 00:33:48,915 --> 00:33:49,915 Never saw it? 477 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,375 Forget it. 478 00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:52,555 Come, Aastha, I'll get you some breakfast. 479 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:53,415 Yummy. 480 00:33:53,915 --> 00:33:58,790 I mean... of course. 481 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:02,958 What? As soon as I take my first step towards him, your father will die? 482 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,458 What? 483 00:34:04,915 --> 00:34:07,000 You mean, I'll look at him and he'll die? 484 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:07,625 What? 485 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:11,625 You mean, I'll speak to him and he'll die? 486 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:37,791 Sir... 487 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:40,083 Hey mister... I don't have any loose change. 488 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:43,333 No begging here. Get lost. 489 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:45,166 Sandy, wait! 490 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,750 - He's the one whom I love. - Him? 491 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:52,416 Yesterday you gave me good news, and not a bad one, papa. 492 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:56,541 He takes his first step, and you get a heart-attack. 493 00:34:57,041 --> 00:35:00,625 The one I love... can never take a step even if he wanted to. 494 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:04,916 And today... your life, his life... 495 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:08,916 both are in my life. 496 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:22,000 Greetings, papa. 497 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:28,250 We are lovebirds. 498 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:32,250 But why do you stare like angry birds? 499 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,291 We're a couple. 500 00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:38,291 A pair. 501 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:44,916 Feet. 502 00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:46,833 Sandy. 503 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:53,208 Tell papa about yourself. Your hobbies. 504 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:57,208 Papa... my favorite place... 505 00:35:57,708 --> 00:35:59,416 Paris! 506 00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:03,833 Favorite sport... Para-gliding. 507 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,333 Favorite slippers... 508 00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:06,791 Paragon! 509 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:09,625 Favorite food... Pear! 510 00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:12,416 Favorite bird... Parrot! 511 00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:15,916 When I get fever... I take Paracetamol. 512 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:18,875 I always watch... Paramount films. 513 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:26,416 I never talk in sentences... only in paragraphs. 514 00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:29,275 There's "feet" in every line, but his feet only don't work. 515 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:30,166 - What? - Papa. 516 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:33,000 I mean... what else is going on, son? 517 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,000 What's going on? 518 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,166 Everything else is going, except for me... 519 00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:37,000 who isn't going anywhere. 520 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,666 How will he do? 521 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:41,405 Papa, your heart will keep beating if he doesn't walk... 522 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:41,833 so he will have to do. 523 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,833 Did you have to settle for him? 524 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,500 Teddy! 525 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:04,916 Teddy, stop. 526 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:09,958 Papa... Gracy, this is the man I love. 527 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:12,938 Your son-in-law will see you, and you will get a heart-attack. 528 00:37:13,416 --> 00:37:16,416 Look at him, poor guy can't see. 529 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:20,416 Go on, Teddy. Meet papa. 530 00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:30,041 Papa... love is blind. 531 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:34,416 But in my case, the lover is blind, papa. 532 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,583 - Teddy, to your right. - Papa's over there, please go there. 533 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,625 Yes, that's papa. 534 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,333 Papa, how are you? 535 00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:42,833 Papa, I had a feeling... 536 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,875 - you will condom me. - Huh! 537 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,875 I mean... condemn me. 538 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,614 Teddy, tell him about yourself. 539 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:51,166 - Your likes, your dislikes. - Yeah. 540 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,083 Myself Teddy. 541 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:57,916 My favorite color... 542 00:37:58,416 --> 00:37:59,416 Black. 543 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,708 My friends call me 'Justice'. 544 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:04,916 Because Justice is blind, papa. 545 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:09,541 When I play cards, I always play blind. 546 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,916 I was born in the ICU. 547 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:13,958 And my bank I use is ICICI. 548 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,750 I swear on my mother... papa. 549 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,250 Hold on. 550 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:22,833 - Where did you find him? - Papa, we met on a blind date. 551 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,416 Open your eyes, dear. 552 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,541 Can't you see that he can't see? 553 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:30,320 But papa, he's the reason I can now see you for the rest of my life. - - Who's he? 554 00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:32,000 In all this show-and-tell you didn't see what you should've seen. 555 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,958 And what you saw isn't worth seeing. 556 00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,416 Open your eyes and see for yourself. 557 00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:38,291 Who's that? 558 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:42,291 Who's coming now? 559 00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:00,833 He's here. 560 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:02,625 Look, he's here. 561 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,375 Meet my love. Bunty. 562 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:09,958 Oh, Sarah. 563 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:13,625 Papa, you were saying your son-in-law will speak... - I get it. 564 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:17,916 The one you said I love you, can't say it back. 565 00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:19,416 Okay. 566 00:39:19,541 --> 00:39:23,208 Love is cute. 567 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:25,416 But... 568 00:39:25,916 --> 00:39:32,583 In this case, the lover... is mute. 569 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:35,000 Tell us something about yourself. 570 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,500 Okay. 571 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:40,750 My favorite song... 572 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:43,000 "speak... speak ...speak... Mr. Bachchan." 573 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,125 "Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?" 574 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:47,375 "speak... speak ...speak... Mr. Bachchan." - Hey... is there dance show going on? 575 00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:53,291 "Listen. what say Mr. Bachchan?" 576 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,416 AB. 577 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:58,375 CD. 578 00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:04,541 I am a CD player that's... 579 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:07,000 Singham? 580 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,708 Itchiness? 581 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:16,208 whose speaker... is blown. 582 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:18,666 My sweety... my love... 583 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:24,000 Wow! Superb! Great. 584 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,833 All lines in this route are amazing. 585 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,750 No I-phone. 586 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,750 No talk-time. 587 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,875 No balance. 588 00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:36,583 - Papa... - Come on, don't worry. 589 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:38,402 Papa, think of the coincidence... 590 00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:41,416 We sisters hit the eye of a bull. 591 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,541 We hit the bulls-eye. 592 00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:46,041 Let's take a selfie. 593 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,083 Come on, Teddy. 594 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:50,750 We'll all stay together now until we get married. wait, wait. 595 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:09,375 I'll have to test these three rats. 596 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:57,083 What are you thinking, Teddy? 597 00:45:01,708 --> 00:45:02,708 Come on, jump. 598 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:03,791 Don't worry. 599 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:04,916 Can you see the water? 600 00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:08,041 I mean hear the water. It's filled with water. It's full. 601 00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,875 It's full. 602 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,666 Look... warm water. Warm water. 603 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:15,333 Look. 604 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,333 Come on. I am right here. 605 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:19,416 Just jump, and we'll swim together. 606 00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:21,083 - Teddy. - What? 607 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,416 - Jump. - No, papa, I can't jump today. 608 00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:26,250 Why? 609 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:29,000 I am observing a fast today... no-water fast. 610 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:32,916 I don't drink on this day, and definitely not bathe. 611 00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:36,625 Just jump, papa's doing the countdown. 612 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:38,916 One... 613 00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,291 Two... 614 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:42,791 Three... 615 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:46,333 To hell with the money. 616 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:54,958 Papa! 617 00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:58,958 He's definitely a 100 percent blind! 618 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:10,833 Maria! 619 00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:15,000 Get the vacuum! 620 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,666 Suck the ants from my pants! 621 00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:21,666 Oh my, God! 622 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:28,333 - Bitten! - He 200 percent can't walk. 623 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,875 For sure papa's going to test you as well. 624 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,916 He really can't walk, that's why he passed the test. 625 00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:37,375 Now you don't utter a single word. 626 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:41,375 Not a single word should come out of your mouth, get it? 627 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:46,000 Hello! 628 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:06,541 He cut me, threw me and he shoved up my...! 629 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:10,083 Mommy! 630 00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:14,083 "Bloody love..." 631 00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:21,208 Teddy, what are you doing here? 632 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:22,916 Don't worry. 633 00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:24,456 In this house, I am blind. 634 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,958 And I've convinced your papa as well. 635 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,708 And you convinced me as well... 636 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:32,166 that there's no such thing as astrology. 637 00:50:32,666 --> 00:50:34,125 Nothing happened to papa. 638 00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:35,625 Of course. 639 00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:38,958 - It's fixed for every person, you know. - What? 640 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:40,458 Package. 641 00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:43,083 Age... I mean papa's age. 642 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:44,583 Package. 643 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:45,750 Kids of a gun? 644 00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:49,416 - What? - Son of a gun! 645 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:54,000 By the way, how's this top? 646 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,500 Teddy? 647 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:58,666 My sisters and my best friend Shirley is getting married tomorrow. 648 00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:00,625 We all have to go together. 649 00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:03,375 That's fine my Jenifer Lopez. 650 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:06,114 But before that... how about we rehearse for our wedding? 651 00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:09,250 Teddy, stop it! 652 00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:11,070 "I'm gonna start the ignition..." 653 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:12,494 "...of your inner emotions." 654 00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:18,666 "For manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation." 655 00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,525 Shh.. Sandy, Teddy might hear you. 656 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,416 We're all in one house. 657 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,000 You keep spoiling my mood. 658 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,125 Hey... what happened? 659 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,291 What happened? 660 00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:32,583 I don't understand how those two weirdos got in this house? 661 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:37,250 Duh! Hello... they both were already in this Housefull. 662 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:40,375 You entered later. 663 00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:43,083 So you better watch out for them. 664 00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:46,958 But meanwhile, just keep watching me. 665 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,458 Understand? 666 00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:51,583 Darling, under is fine, but don't say stand. 667 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:54,123 Since I came in this house, I've been only sitting. 668 00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:57,083 It's been ages since I last stood up. 669 00:51:57,583 --> 00:52:02,041 But tonight... let's stone and roll, Sandy. 670 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:04,250 Stone, roll? 671 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:10,208 Let's rock and roll. 672 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:16,541 - Not on the lips? - Not yet. 673 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:19,833 After we're married. 674 00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:22,041 Wow, Sandy. 675 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:26,958 You proved today that you really love me. 676 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:29,625 And you know the best part about you is? 677 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:35,250 Even though you live here, those Indian values and culture still exist in you. 678 00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:39,875 My phone, hold on a second. 679 00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:43,875 "I'll have to airlift the Indians living in Kuwait." 680 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,288 He needs so much attention. 681 00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:54,125 "London Bridge is falling down... falling down... falling down." 682 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:59,541 "Come, let's get this party started, party started, party started." 683 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:03,125 I'll call you back. 684 00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:08,541 - Sandy? - Not Sandy... Sundi. 685 00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:12,333 And now you're going to be helpless... 686 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:17,583 cause I am going to lock the door. 687 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:24,250 Jack... Lean on me! 688 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:26,916 - No, Sundi. - Sandy! Sandy! 689 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,833 - Yes, Sandy. Wait. - Sandy! Sandy! 690 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:33,833 - No, Sundi. - Sandy! 691 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:42,541 Sandy. 692 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:48,000 No. 693 00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:53,000 - Soap! - Oh my, God. 694 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:57,000 Where's a towel? 695 00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:03,708 Help me. 696 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,250 Help me. 697 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:06,750 Help me. 698 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:07,291 Idea. 699 00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,791 Sandy, fall asleep, Sundi will sleep too. 700 00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:11,416 Good idea, good idea. Sleep. 701 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,541 "'Rock-a-by baby..." 702 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:15,958 "Come to me my lady." 703 00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,041 "'Rock-a-by baby..." 704 00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:21,250 "bowl of milk!" 705 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:25,250 - Help me! - Help me! 706 00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:33,208 Am I a doctor? 707 00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,875 I am the one having bad luck. 708 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:40,875 One can't speak, one can't see and the other one can't walk. 709 00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:42,916 Good morning, papa. 710 00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:46,208 What's so good about it? 711 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:50,208 Come on, Batook. Let's exercise. 712 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:55,875 - Good morning, Sandy! - Good morning! 713 00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:01,041 - Hey... - What? 714 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:02,541 What? 715 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,125 Just now you were playing, and now you're sitting. 716 00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:08,833 This is leg-lines for papa, and not headlines. 717 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,416 - Now you'll be feroze. - Feroze. 718 00:56:11,916 --> 00:56:13,083 I mean exposed. 719 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:16,791 Now the wealth will be divided in only two parts. 720 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,291 What will tell papa? 721 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,416 That you're a liar. You were playing football. 722 00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:20,958 I saw it with my own eyes. 723 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:22,458 Yes, go tell him. 724 00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:23,250 Go tell him that a blind man was seeing with his eyes. 725 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,083 Go on. 726 00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:25,250 Yes... I will tell him, that I saw with my own... 727 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,666 - Yes, go tell him. - Sh*** 728 00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:30,291 You bloody rascal... 729 00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:31,791 Got the rhythm down pat.. 730 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:32,083 Get ready! 731 00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:33,943 About to hit the stage you raise.. 732 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:34,833 Desi bad boi sharpin in the razor blade.. 733 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:36,333 Is the CD player on? 734 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,500 Got swag on lock.. 735 00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:38,541 Let em haters hate.. 736 00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:40,000 Got em thinking like man he great.. Down pat.. 737 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:40,833 Get ready! 738 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,693 About to hit the stage you raise.. 739 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:44,541 Desi bad boi sharpin in the razor blade.. 740 00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:46,041 Got swag on lock.. 741 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:47,000 - Let em haters hate.. - Got em thinking like man he great.. 742 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:48,500 You were right. 743 00:56:48,916 --> 00:56:49,250 Make em say.. 744 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:50,208 Right now just shake, shake.. 745 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:51,041 Right now just shake, shake.. 746 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:52,000 Right now just shake, shake.. 747 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,291 Now the wealth will be divided in only two parts. - Right now just shake, shake.. 748 00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:55,791 - Come on, shoot that. - Right now just shake, shake.. 749 00:56:55,849 --> 00:56:56,748 Kill em. 750 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:57,869 Who be the best on the mic.. 751 00:56:57,875 --> 00:56:58,333 Better tell em.. 752 00:56:58,833 --> 00:56:59,958 Right now just shake! 753 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:01,458 Kill em. 754 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:04,666 That... was total crap. 755 00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:06,166 What? 756 00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:09,916 "Your mother-sister... Mother-sister... Mother-sister..." 757 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875 Done? 758 00:57:14,916 --> 00:57:16,958 Now, listen to your favorite song. 759 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:19,097 "speak... speak... speak... Mr.Bachchan." 760 00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:21,000 "Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?" 761 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,208 "speak... speak... speak... Mr.Bachchan." 762 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,250 "Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?" 763 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,389 "speak... speak... speak... Mr.Bachchan." 764 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:31,291 "We shot everything Bachchan." 765 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:34,083 Now... you're unmasked. 766 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:39,000 - I mean papa... will come... - And first watch... 767 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:46,250 your single-screen performance on this multiplex thing. 768 00:57:46,750 --> 00:57:48,389 "speak... speak... speak... Mr.Bachchan." 769 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,375 "Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?" 770 00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:52,291 What do you two think? 771 00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:56,000 Only you two can shoot a video? 772 00:57:56,500 --> 00:58:00,000 Maria, have you seen my phone? 773 00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:11,166 I'm supposed to get an important call. 774 00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:15,125 Has anyone seen my phone? 775 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,791 Have you seen my stick, papa? 776 00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:21,791 Get lost. I am supposed to get an important call. 777 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:32,083 For our own good, we must divide the wealth in three shares. 778 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:35,375 And instead of ruining each other... 779 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:37,355 we should look out for each other. 780 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:41,833 Who says money divides? 781 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:45,833 The girls' money... is going to make us rich. 782 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:38,875 Yes. 783 01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:40,375 Yes. 784 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:42,541 Yes... don't worry. 785 01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:46,875 Your daughters Ganga, Jamuna, Saraswati are absolutely fine. 786 01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:51,625 Yes, yes the wedding date has been fixed. 787 01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:55,625 Okay. 788 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:04,875 Ganga, Jamuna, Saraswati are not your daughters? - No. 789 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,750 And if you want to open more franchises in London... 790 01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:09,570 then you must keep this a secret. 791 01:03:09,583 --> 01:03:11,208 Okay... my lips are sealed. 792 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,041 But then who is their father? 793 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,958 Urja Nagre. 794 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,625 - You mean that... that... - Yes, him. 795 01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:22,208 Once upon a time Mumbai's most fierce Don. 796 01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:24,416 - And I was his right-hand. - You? 797 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:28,416 Since the time... he used to rule the city of Mumbai. 798 01:04:11,625 --> 01:04:15,125 What's this Shinde? You planned my assassination? 799 01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:29,375 Ruling the city of Mumbai... and annihilating his enemies... 800 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:32,250 was BHK for him. 801 01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:39,000 BHK? By left hand's play. 802 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:46,583 His principles were stronger than his enemies' intentions. 803 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:53,958 Urja trafficking minor girls is a very profitable business. 804 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:57,958 What do you say? 805 01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:04,166 He was the Godfather... 806 01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:08,166 but an even better father to his three daughters. 807 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,833 Due to the pressure built up by raids and secret operations,... 808 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:27,052 by Maharashtra Police's the Underworld has come to a stand-still. 809 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:29,333 Even big and powerful personalities... 810 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:33,166 are either getting arrested or fleeing. 811 01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:37,166 'But just then... one of Urja Nagre's enemies informed the police. 812 01:05:45,416 --> 01:05:47,208 Come on! 813 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:50,541 Let my children go! 814 01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:54,541 Let my daughters go! 815 01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,416 Hey! 816 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:02,416 No! no! 817 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:09,750 Patel... Leave Mumbai and go to London. 818 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:12,000 I've got some property out there. 819 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,250 You've a clean record. 820 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,916 You'll be the caretaker of my children. 821 01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:18,875 You give them your name. 822 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:21,000 Raise them and get them married. 823 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:24,583 And give my wealth to them and their husbands. 824 01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:29,666 Did you get the bank papers? 825 01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:34,833 But Patel... my daughters... 826 01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:38,833 should never know that I am their real father. 827 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,916 Mother of the brownie cookies. 828 01:06:50,416 --> 01:06:52,291 He's Ram... and you're Lakhan. 829 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,416 - Yes. - Papa-pia. 830 01:06:54,916 --> 01:06:57,833 You took on the responsibility of such a big man. 831 01:06:58,333 --> 01:06:59,333 Wowwie. 832 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:01,391 But a thousand curses to the informer... 833 01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:03,750 that got Urja caught. 834 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:07,708 He's a dog, he's a rascal... - Stop it. How much are you going to abuse him? 835 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:12,291 You act like I am abusing you. 836 01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:14,125 You're right. 837 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:16,791 I got Urja Nagre caught. 838 01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:19,000 But you were his 'woof'... his loyal aide. 839 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:22,333 A man should be a traitor... 840 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,125 Even dogs are loyal. 841 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:26,000 All my life I've been lying. 842 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,166 I told my daughters that marriages don't last in our family. 843 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:30,000 Lie. 844 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,250 Those predictions... also a lie. 845 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:36,208 The truth is... I always had my eyes on Urja Nagre's wealth. 846 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,416 And that's why I want his three girls... 847 01:07:38,916 --> 01:07:42,000 to marry my three sons, and not someone else. 848 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,333 Your own sons? Who? 849 01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:46,753 Same guys who were released from jail yesterday. 850 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:50,750 My boys. 851 01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:27,250 No one has the guts... to stop us now. 852 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:31,250 No one has the guts... to stop us now... until the wedding. 853 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,659 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 854 01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:55,541 I N D I A N. 855 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,041 I don't believe it. 856 01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,707 - This one word... India... - Don't say it. 857 01:09:01,207 --> 01:09:02,207 - Quiet. - Sorry. 858 01:09:02,582 --> 01:09:07,000 I mean... when you hear this one word, you turn into Sundi? 859 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:11,125 - Is this a lifetime illness? - Only four days! 860 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:14,332 Four days later, after we're married... 861 01:09:14,832 --> 01:09:15,832 I will be cured. 862 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:17,625 I'll have money... no depression. 863 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:21,625 Set. 864 01:09:32,416 --> 01:09:35,207 I've a huge treasure-chest waiting for you... 865 01:09:35,707 --> 01:09:38,125 but you three are busy stealing pennies and dimes. 866 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:41,250 Dad... a tailor's son... 867 01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:43,470 is going to stitch clothes for a living. 868 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:44,500 Crime runs in our blood. 869 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:45,416 True. 870 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:48,125 The main agenda is to stop... 871 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:52,000 those blind, mute and crippled guys from marrying the girls. 872 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,125 The easiest way out of this problem... 873 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:59,125 is that we take those three someplace and shoot them. 874 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:03,375 Wonderful. Shoot! Murder! 875 01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,707 A dog's tail will always stay crooked. 876 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,375 Try to understand the important point here. 877 01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:11,875 If your lentils gets spoiled, your day is spoiled. 878 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,490 If your pickle gets spoiled, the whole year is spoiled. 879 01:10:14,707 --> 01:10:15,707 - What? - What what? 880 01:10:16,082 --> 01:10:17,082 Shut up. 881 01:10:17,207 --> 01:10:21,707 The main point here is that your father's still here. 882 01:10:22,207 --> 01:10:24,750 I will find a way out of this. 883 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:27,250 Dad, you don't dig a well when there's a fire. 884 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:28,957 Try to understand our point. 885 01:10:29,457 --> 01:10:31,000 You've made a very simple plan. 886 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:34,666 But it's a sure-shot plan. 887 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,000 A person should be simple. 888 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:42,707 Because... even VIP is an underwear brand. 889 01:10:43,207 --> 01:10:46,166 - Did you get a word what he said? - Nah! 890 01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:48,125 Whatever. 891 01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:51,750 Bunty, you know Batook's dog... 892 01:10:52,250 --> 01:10:54,416 - I mean his daughter. - What crap do you keep saying? 893 01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:57,875 You know I've so many dreams to fulfill once I marry her. 894 01:10:58,375 --> 01:10:59,375 I see... tell me. 895 01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:02,416 Once I get the money, I'll sponsor a car for myself... 896 01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:06,707 and become Grand Prix's top Indian racer. 897 01:11:07,207 --> 01:11:10,250 Even I'll use my money to make a music album... 898 01:11:10,750 --> 01:11:13,082 and it will be the best Indian album in the world. 899 01:11:13,582 --> 01:11:15,082 My songs will be played in the Indian Premier League. 900 01:11:15,582 --> 01:11:16,582 India Pro-Kabaddi League. 901 01:11:16,832 --> 01:11:18,416 Now it will be an Indian Wedding. 902 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:22,416 What the! 903 01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:27,332 Sundi is back! 904 01:11:27,832 --> 01:11:30,207 I am going to Batook Patel. 905 01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:36,125 To expose you, you... and Sandy. 906 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,957 Stop me if you can. 907 01:11:39,457 --> 01:11:41,125 I will expose you all! 908 01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,541 We must stop him. 909 01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:47,541 - Come on. - Come on. 910 01:11:59,332 --> 01:12:02,832 I am coming, Batook! 911 01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:21,541 Pakistani. 912 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:23,832 - Pakistani. - What are you doing? 913 01:12:24,332 --> 01:12:25,957 If Sundi can come out hearing Indian... 914 01:12:26,457 --> 01:12:28,916 then maybe he can go back hearing Pakistani. - Yes. 915 01:12:29,416 --> 01:12:31,707 - Pakistani. - Iraqi. 916 01:12:32,207 --> 01:12:33,207 - Afghani. - Kuwaiti. 917 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:35,332 - Dubai. - Nepali. 918 01:12:35,832 --> 01:12:39,332 No country can stop Sundi today. 919 01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:46,832 Not countries, But now these two states will stop Sundi. 920 01:12:47,332 --> 01:12:52,250 - UP... - And Maharashtra. 921 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,250 Hey! 922 01:13:04,916 --> 01:13:10,791 Catch him! 923 01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:14,791 Spin! 924 01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:34,000 He's fallen. Bunty, catch him. 925 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:37,875 Not me, catch him. 926 01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:41,875 You sure did eat a lot. 927 01:14:07,582 --> 01:14:10,416 Why you.. 928 01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:15,332 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Why you! 929 01:14:15,832 --> 01:14:19,332 - You dog... - Sorry, sorry... 930 01:14:38,832 --> 01:14:41,332 Now there's just one way to stop him. 931 01:14:41,832 --> 01:14:45,332 Break his legs for real. 932 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:01,125 Careful! 933 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:07,916 You guys can't hurt Sundi. 934 01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:16,791 Sundi will hurt himself. 935 01:15:22,457 --> 01:15:25,416 Batook, where are you? 936 01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:29,416 Let's go, quickly. 937 01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:39,916 Batook, look at my legs. 938 01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:04,957 Papa, he's sitting down only. 939 01:16:05,457 --> 01:16:07,416 Hickory, Dickory... and Dock. 940 01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,000 I can walk... 941 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:12,916 and this rascal... can talk. 942 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:15,166 Cheating. 943 01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:17,166 Yes, cheating. 944 01:16:17,666 --> 01:16:21,000 These cheaters have played hide and skirt.. 945 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,416 I mean hide and seek papa. 946 01:16:24,916 --> 01:16:28,416 I am blind, but couldn't you see it papa? 947 01:16:34,750 --> 01:16:37,375 - Come blind one. 948 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:38,125 What? 949 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:39,957 You think if I catch the ball you'll prove I am not blind? 950 01:16:40,457 --> 01:16:40,957 I am blind. 951 01:16:41,457 --> 01:16:44,957 I am blind, papa. 952 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,207 Take that! 953 01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:52,166 What? 954 01:16:52,666 --> 01:16:55,025 You think if I catch the brick you'll prove I am not blind. 955 01:16:55,082 --> 01:16:56,582 I am blind. 956 01:16:57,082 --> 01:17:00,582 I am blind, papa. 957 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,332 I am not blind. 958 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:10,500 - He caught it. - Yes. 959 01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:11,541 I am not blind. 960 01:17:11,832 --> 01:17:13,416 Open your eyes and take a look, Batook. 961 01:17:13,916 --> 01:17:16,125 We're exposed. 962 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:19,166 Throw us out of the house. 963 01:17:19,666 --> 01:17:25,625 You can even slap us with these hands... 964 01:17:26,125 --> 01:17:28,791 Sandy, what did your Sundi do? 965 01:17:29,291 --> 01:17:31,666 OMG... what the? 966 01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:35,291 You guys ruined papa's wax statue. 967 01:17:35,791 --> 01:17:36,916 Gosh! 968 01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:38,582 Good Lord. 969 01:17:39,082 --> 01:17:42,166 How are you going to fix this, Jenny? 970 01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:42,666 What happened? 971 01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:46,375 Congratulations, guys. It was a wax statue. 972 01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:50,125 And we thought... it was dad. 973 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:53,250 But seriously guys, are you guys walnuts? 974 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,250 - Walnuts? - Are you guys nuts? 975 01:17:55,750 --> 01:17:56,750 Oh... 976 01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:59,541 The whole hand is disfigured. 977 01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:02,240 We want to gift this to papa next week on his birthday. 978 01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:04,332 - Sorry. Really sorry. - Sorry. 979 01:18:04,832 --> 01:18:07,666 Oh yes, why don't we go fix your broken wheelchair. 980 01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:10,126 Yes. Let's go fix that before her father returns. 981 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:11,784 Come, Bubbly... I mean, Bunty. 982 01:18:11,791 --> 01:18:12,000 We'll be right back. 983 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:14,420 Fix your father's hand, and we'll be right back. 984 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:15,904 They don't understand. Hurry up. 985 01:18:16,166 --> 01:18:17,166 It's not about the wax... 986 01:18:17,582 --> 01:18:19,916 it's about our feelings for papa. 987 01:18:20,416 --> 01:18:21,875 You're right Jenny. 988 01:18:22,375 --> 01:18:25,875 Whatever we are today, it's only because of our dad. 989 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:51,582 Yes, Shafiq, I saw your missed call. 990 01:18:52,082 --> 01:18:54,332 I was driving. 991 01:18:54,832 --> 01:18:56,113 I went to pee, and you sat down. 992 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,666 I was only checking whether it's working or not. 993 01:18:58,166 --> 01:18:58,666 No need to get angry. 994 01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:00,332 It's so cute, isn't it?... 995 01:19:00,832 --> 01:19:05,125 - I see... so you were eyeing those two. - Yeah, it's amazing. 996 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:07,916 Ogling at girls from behind the glasses. 997 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,875 So what are you doing tonight? 998 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:12,582 I don't know, I was thinking to maybe go out. 999 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:16,207 Not sure, what about you? 1000 01:19:16,707 --> 01:19:20,207 - Hey baby, let's go for a ride. - Oh my, God. Get off me. 1001 01:19:23,832 --> 01:19:27,332 Take it easy, guys. 1002 01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:37,416 Now like this gun, you guys will RIP. 1003 01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:42,082 Rest... In... Pieces! 1004 01:19:42,582 --> 01:19:47,000 Isn't... that Urja Nagre? 1005 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:51,166 Mumbai's Don? 1006 01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:52,666 But wasn't he in jail? 1007 01:19:53,082 --> 01:19:56,582 Don't ever think of doing this... in your wildest dreams. 1008 01:20:01,832 --> 01:20:02,916 Hold it guys, hold it. 1009 01:20:03,416 --> 01:20:05,041 Please hold it. 1010 01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:07,125 I would appreciate if you guys had taken a slight effort... 1011 01:20:07,625 --> 01:20:09,332 to stop these goons. 1012 01:20:09,832 --> 01:20:14,957 We should use our hands for a cause, not just applause. 1013 01:20:15,457 --> 01:20:19,707 Please leave, guys. Please. 1014 01:20:20,207 --> 01:20:21,207 Come on, come on. 1015 01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:22,416 Come on, let's leave. 1016 01:20:22,541 --> 01:20:24,125 And you three. 1017 01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:26,875 You guys look like your from India. 1018 01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:28,614 Thank God he didn't say Indian. 1019 01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:29,750 What did you say? 1020 01:20:29,832 --> 01:20:32,375 You three should be ashamed. 1021 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:33,957 Those goons were harassing those girls... 1022 01:20:34,457 --> 01:20:35,250 and you three were simply watching. 1023 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,000 But we poor guys are disabled. 1024 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,416 - I... - You're crippled. 1025 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:41,916 He's mute. 1026 01:20:42,041 --> 01:20:45,541 And... I am blind. 1027 01:20:59,207 --> 01:21:01,375 Get something to eat. 1028 01:21:01,875 --> 01:21:03,000 - We'll split this in three ways. - Give it to me. 1029 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:06,666 Hey... what's going on? 1030 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:08,582 - Flies. - Flies are bothering us. 1031 01:21:09,082 --> 01:21:12,582 - Flies. 1032 01:21:19,582 --> 01:21:21,291 What's Nagre doing in London? 1033 01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:25,625 If he's in London, that means someone's surely going to die. 1034 01:21:26,125 --> 01:21:29,291 "Take some rice, and some lentil and top it off with curd." 1035 01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:32,791 "One who harbors no enmity, is the happiest person on this earth..." 1036 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:38,041 A...T... M! 1037 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:39,625 Any Time Money? 1038 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:45,916 Today I'm going to beat you. 1039 01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:48,832 Urja. You're in London? 1040 01:21:49,332 --> 01:21:52,332 When did you come out from jail, Urja? 1041 01:21:52,832 --> 01:21:55,000 Seeing my good behavior, the government... 1042 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,416 pardoned the rest of my sentence. 1043 01:21:57,916 --> 01:21:59,315 After getting released from jail... 1044 01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,261 I thought of coming here and surprising you. 1045 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,625 And to see my daughters once. 1046 01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:08,125 Not like a father, but as a stranger. 1047 01:22:08,625 --> 01:22:11,207 But just see them. 1048 01:22:11,707 --> 01:22:13,832 But Shafiq called before I could call you. 1049 01:22:14,332 --> 01:22:17,541 That arms dealer from London. 1050 01:22:18,041 --> 01:22:21,957 He informed me... that you're getting my daughters married... 1051 01:22:22,457 --> 01:22:26,875 to some guys who are not normal. 1052 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:27,832 What? 1053 01:22:28,332 --> 01:22:29,332 What did I say? 1054 01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:30,916 What did I say? 1055 01:22:31,416 --> 01:22:35,332 My daughters should never know what tears are. 1056 01:22:35,832 --> 01:22:37,625 Didn't I say that? 1057 01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,375 - Is that all you know? - What do you mean? 1058 01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:41,207 What do you mean? 1059 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:45,791 I had chosen three capable and normal boys. 1060 01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:49,541 That's why I called you to say there's a wedding at home. 1061 01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,161 But then I found out that... 1062 01:22:51,457 --> 01:22:54,416 the boys your daughters love are not normal. 1063 01:22:54,916 --> 01:22:56,375 I tried explaining the girls. 1064 01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:59,250 I said "Please don't marry Teddy, Bunty and Sandy". 1065 01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:03,250 But for your daughters, love is blind, love is mute... 1066 01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:06,666 and love is crippled! 1067 01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:10,666 This is how I'm rewarded for my loyalty? 1068 01:23:14,625 --> 01:23:18,375 Sorry, Patel. Sorry. 1069 01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:20,541 I am a father after all. 1070 01:23:21,041 --> 01:23:28,332 But Patel, I must see what's right and what's not for my daughters. 1071 01:23:28,832 --> 01:23:32,332 Tell me... where will I find those normal boys for my daughters? 1072 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,791 You will... I'll show you. 1073 01:23:48,332 --> 01:23:53,291 He's an expert in transporting people upstairs. 1074 01:23:53,791 --> 01:23:58,666 He... satisfices his hunger by feeding others. 1075 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:05,625 And he... cleans 250,000 shoes every day. 1076 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:09,166 These are the three boys. 1077 01:24:09,666 --> 01:24:12,332 And Urja, I forgot to tell you one important detail. 1078 01:24:12,832 --> 01:24:14,832 All three boys are orphans. 1079 01:24:15,332 --> 01:24:17,416 No, Patel, they are not orphans. 1080 01:24:17,916 --> 01:24:19,195 They are like Kohinoor diamonds. 1081 01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:20,125 What diamonds? 1082 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:22,265 Human beings should be like human beings. 1083 01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,770 Even a rice brand is called Kohinoor. 1084 01:24:24,207 --> 01:24:28,207 Patel, my daughters will marry these three boys only. 1085 01:24:28,707 --> 01:24:29,832 When are those three boys getting married? 1086 01:24:30,332 --> 01:24:31,332 Saturday. 1087 01:24:31,582 --> 01:24:34,416 You mean... WTF. 1088 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,207 What the... 1089 01:24:36,707 --> 01:24:39,582 Wednesday... Thursday... Friday! 1090 01:24:40,082 --> 01:24:42,957 We have three days to stop their marriage. 1091 01:24:43,457 --> 01:24:44,207 - This looks stunning. - Look at it, Gracy. 1092 01:24:44,707 --> 01:24:45,000 It's really beautiful. 1093 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:45,791 Isn't it? 1094 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:46,957 Oh, look at that, that's really pretty. 1095 01:24:47,457 --> 01:24:49,018 "You're the richest of all sweetheart." 1096 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:50,685 "You're the richest of all sweetheart." 1097 01:24:50,832 --> 01:24:52,707 "You're the richest of all sweetheart." 1098 01:24:53,207 --> 01:24:55,791 "You're the richest of all sweetheart." 1099 01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,957 Girls, why do we love these losers? 1100 01:24:59,457 --> 01:25:01,018 "You're the richest of all sweetheart." 1101 01:25:01,291 --> 01:25:02,291 Because... 1102 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:06,000 - We're so crazy about them. - Yeah. 1103 01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:32,666 Hello. Enough decoration for the day. 1104 01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:34,166 It all looks beautiful. 1105 01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:35,832 Batook sir, you're going to wear this for the wedding. 1106 01:26:36,332 --> 01:26:37,332 Yes, Maria, it's fine. 1107 01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:40,125 I won't let this wedding happen! 1108 01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:44,125 Who is he? 1109 01:26:58,082 --> 01:27:00,375 Urja! The don has come. 1110 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:02,332 Don! Don! Don! Hide. 1111 01:27:02,832 --> 01:27:04,332 - Dead for sure. - Who? Papa? 1112 01:27:04,832 --> 01:27:06,750 - No, us. - Why? 1113 01:27:07,250 --> 01:27:10,375 I am mute for your papa, but for Urja Nagre I am crippled! 1114 01:27:10,875 --> 01:27:14,000 I am crippled for your papa, but for Urja Nagre I am blind. 1115 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:17,125 I am blind for your papa, but for Urja Nagre I am nude. 1116 01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:20,791 You're mute, how can you be nude? 1117 01:27:21,291 --> 01:27:23,250 Then you three should stay away from the lemon's light. - yeah. 1118 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:24,750 Lemon's light? 1119 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,320 What does your girl keep saying? 1120 01:27:26,582 --> 01:27:27,666 She's saying limelight. 1121 01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:29,832 Nimbu means lime, Roshni means light. 1122 01:27:30,332 --> 01:27:31,332 What else? 1123 01:27:31,666 --> 01:27:32,000 But how? 1124 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:36,000 Idea. Cover your faces the bead strings. 1125 01:27:43,082 --> 01:27:45,250 Urja, Urja... what are you doing here? 1126 01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:47,789 Before I went to jail, I had loaned you some money. 1127 01:27:48,082 --> 01:27:49,643 You thought I'll never get out of jail? 1128 01:27:49,832 --> 01:27:52,033 Here you're busy preparing for your daughters weddings. 1129 01:27:52,332 --> 01:27:54,832 For the world you are good 1130 01:27:55,332 --> 01:27:56,832 but for me you're a traitor. 1131 01:27:57,332 --> 01:28:00,207 Pay up... or I won't let this wedding happen. 1132 01:28:00,707 --> 01:28:02,332 - Mister. - What? 1133 01:28:02,832 --> 01:28:03,832 How much does he owe? 1134 01:28:04,082 --> 01:28:06,375 One million, five million... 1135 01:28:06,875 --> 01:28:08,291 10 million... 50 million? 1136 01:28:08,791 --> 01:28:09,791 Papa will pay it back. 1137 01:28:09,832 --> 01:28:14,332 With interest, he owes me 50 billion. 1138 01:28:14,832 --> 01:28:16,207 Oh my, God! 1139 01:28:16,707 --> 01:28:19,188 Papa, that kind of money one borrows for the entire country... 1140 01:28:19,457 --> 01:28:20,457 and not for yourself. 1141 01:28:20,832 --> 01:28:21,832 Quiet! 1142 01:28:21,916 --> 01:28:24,000 Urja... I'll be out on the streets. 1143 01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:25,666 And we'll be flat-broke. 1144 01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:31,000 I'm begging you, don't tarnish my honor. 1145 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:33,582 Forgive me. 1146 01:28:34,082 --> 01:28:36,957 - You guys beg him too. - Yes... 1147 01:28:37,457 --> 01:28:37,791 Come quickly. 1148 01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,791 Help me. 1149 01:28:43,207 --> 01:28:44,207 Come on, quickly. 1150 01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:45,416 Yes. 1151 01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,750 Everyone take their turban off. 1152 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:48,250 - Urja. - Say sorry. 1153 01:28:48,666 --> 01:28:49,666 Sorry... 1154 01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:52,666 Sorry... 1155 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,625 Urja, take pity on these mute, crippled and blind guys. 1156 01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:57,725 - He'll see our faces. - Hide your faces. 1157 01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,000 Look at their innocent faces. 1158 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:01,707 Show him your faces. 1159 01:29:02,207 --> 01:29:05,707 Show it! Show it! 1160 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:10,332 It's hard to make out who's blind, mute or crippled. 1161 01:29:10,832 --> 01:29:12,957 Aren't you the same guys I gave money to? 1162 01:29:13,457 --> 01:29:14,832 I'll forgive you on one condition. 1163 01:29:15,332 --> 01:29:16,332 What condition? 1164 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:17,625 Marriage. 1165 01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:20,875 You want to marry Batook? 1166 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:25,000 Not me... my three sons have been waiting to get married 1167 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:28,000 to Batook's daughters. 1168 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:30,750 Let me call my sons. My three tigers. 1169 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,291 Rohan. Rishi. Rajeev. 1170 01:29:33,791 --> 01:29:37,291 Look straight blind one. 1171 01:29:48,832 --> 01:29:50,707 - Papa... - Yes. - Yes. 1172 01:29:51,207 --> 01:29:52,207 I was talking to Batook. 1173 01:29:52,541 --> 01:29:52,625 Say yes. 1174 01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:54,332 Say yes. 1175 01:29:54,832 --> 01:29:56,752 If we get married, what about your heart attack? 1176 01:29:57,166 --> 01:29:58,375 What about your predictions? 1177 01:29:58,875 --> 01:30:00,875 I owe him 50 billion. 1178 01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:04,582 I'll have no future if I don't pay up, so what will I do with the predictions? 1179 01:30:05,082 --> 01:30:07,000 - Dad... - Yes... - Yes. 1180 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:08,832 I was talking to Urja sir. 1181 01:30:09,332 --> 01:30:10,332 - Say yes. - Yes. 1182 01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,125 Can we adorn the rings right here? 1183 01:30:12,625 --> 01:30:16,000 Yes, with your blessings, we can do it now? 1184 01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:21,332 Mister... can we get some time to repay the loan? 1185 01:30:21,832 --> 01:30:22,832 Fine. 1186 01:30:23,332 --> 01:30:24,332 - 10... - Months. 1187 01:30:24,832 --> 01:30:24,875 That's a lot of time. 1188 01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:29,125 - 9... 8... 7... 6... - Cheating. 1189 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:29,750 5... 1190 01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:31,250 Sir... 1191 01:30:31,457 --> 01:30:36,291 Sir... at least give them 10 days to repay the loan. 1192 01:30:36,791 --> 01:30:37,791 Please say yes, sir. 1193 01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:40,250 - Please say yes, sir! - Fine. 1194 01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:43,041 I'll give them a chance to repay the loan. 1195 01:30:43,541 --> 01:30:45,875 But now... we'll stay with them. 1196 01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:51,875 Patel... for the next ten days, your house is full. 1197 01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:53,375 Bloody dog. 1198 01:30:53,582 --> 01:30:57,625 Watch where you fall. 1199 01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,166 hello Urja. 1200 01:30:59,666 --> 01:31:02,000 Patel, I've been washed out before in life. 1201 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,125 - Betrayed? - I mean apples, grapes... 1202 01:31:05,625 --> 01:31:07,024 I've washed them before I ate them. 1203 01:31:07,082 --> 01:31:08,842 - They're all clean, right? - Yes, of course. 1204 01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:10,582 A person should always be clean... 1205 01:31:11,082 --> 01:31:13,582 even the movie is named Dirty Picture. 1206 01:31:14,082 --> 01:31:17,332 Vidya Balan's... you didn't see it.? 1207 01:31:17,832 --> 01:31:21,332 Patel, I was thinking... 1208 01:31:57,332 --> 01:32:01,832 This '50 billion plan' benefited you the most. Right? 1209 01:32:02,332 --> 01:32:05,750 Years later you finally got your chance. 1210 01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:08,875 Patel, a drop can't quench the thirst of the ocean. 1211 01:32:09,375 --> 01:32:12,750 How can I quench this 18 year old thirst in 10 days? 1212 01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:18,041 - Batook, I hope these days go ASAP. - As soon as possible? 1213 01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:22,082 As slow as possible. Slowly. 1214 01:32:22,582 --> 01:32:27,875 But Patel, whatever I went through is because of that one man. 1215 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,541 The one who got me arrested. 1216 01:32:30,041 --> 01:32:32,832 The day I find out who that traitor is... 1217 01:32:33,332 --> 01:32:36,082 he will D I E by my hands. 1218 01:32:36,582 --> 01:32:38,832 - Full form? - No full form. 1219 01:32:39,332 --> 01:32:42,832 He will die! 1220 01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,291 Come Urja. 1221 01:32:55,791 --> 01:32:58,832 You said you want to keep an eye on them 24/7. 1222 01:32:59,332 --> 01:33:00,416 So I called everyone. 1223 01:33:00,916 --> 01:33:02,582 We'll have dinner together. 1224 01:33:03,082 --> 01:33:06,375 Start. 1225 01:33:06,875 --> 01:33:10,375 Thanks. 1226 01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:15,000 Margret, get the rice. 1227 01:33:18,082 --> 01:33:21,582 - Let me get that for you. - You're blind too, remember. 1228 01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:28,166 What happened? 1229 01:33:28,666 --> 01:33:32,166 Nothing, it was hurting. 1230 01:33:47,082 --> 01:33:48,082 Teddy. 1231 01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:49,574 If you don't mind me asking... 1232 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:54,250 No offence, but... how did this incident happen to you? 1233 01:33:54,750 --> 01:33:58,250 ' I'm blind and mute. What do I say now?' 1234 01:34:01,582 --> 01:34:05,082 Once on the clock... 1235 01:34:05,582 --> 01:34:06,957 No! Guys, guys... 1236 01:34:07,457 --> 01:34:11,707 I mean once upon a time. 1237 01:34:12,207 --> 01:34:14,750 Teddy was giving his practical exams at the chemistry lab. 1238 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:19,416 And by mistake... some acid fell in his eyes. 1239 01:34:19,916 --> 01:34:20,916 It pained so much... 1240 01:34:21,332 --> 01:34:24,832 that he cried really loud all day. 1241 01:34:27,125 --> 01:34:31,375 'I see... acid in his eyes... that's why he went blind.' 1242 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:36,750 'I see... he lost his voice because he cried out loud so much.' 1243 01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:40,750 And what happened with you, Sandy? 1244 01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:49,166 Behind the long clock... 1245 01:34:49,666 --> 01:34:54,250 Guys... long time back. 1246 01:34:54,750 --> 01:34:57,125 He met with an accident... 1247 01:34:57,625 --> 01:34:59,185 while clicking a photo on a terrace. 1248 01:34:59,625 --> 01:35:01,416 "'Went blind taking pictures?" 1249 01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:03,582 "'Became crippled taking pictures?" 1250 01:35:04,082 --> 01:35:07,000 Because... the poor guy was holding the camera backwards. 1251 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:08,291 The camera flashed in his eyes... 1252 01:35:08,791 --> 01:35:13,207 and he fell down from the terrace. 1253 01:35:13,707 --> 01:35:14,125 'I see...' 1254 01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:16,104 'He went blind because of the flash.' 1255 01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:21,166 'He became crippled due to falling from the terrace.' 1256 01:35:21,666 --> 01:35:24,291 You guys told us about these two. 1257 01:35:24,791 --> 01:35:28,332 But what is Bunty's story? 1258 01:35:28,832 --> 01:35:30,375 Why don't you tell us, mister? 1259 01:35:30,875 --> 01:35:34,957 Or will someone else tell us? 1260 01:35:35,457 --> 01:35:38,957 'She will save me.' 1261 01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:44,582 The clock stopped. 1262 01:35:45,082 --> 01:35:49,707 Hey guys... time stopped. 1263 01:35:50,207 --> 01:35:51,688 When I got the news that some goon... 1264 01:35:52,125 --> 01:35:59,625 Some goon shot him with a knife. 1265 01:36:00,125 --> 01:36:03,375 I picked him up in a hospital... and took him to the ambulance. 1266 01:36:03,875 --> 01:36:06,666 'This crazy girl is going to get me killed.' 1267 01:36:07,166 --> 01:36:10,000 But there... his father got his mother. 1268 01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:14,082 But his mother didn't get his father. 1269 01:36:14,582 --> 01:36:18,041 What nonsense are you saying? 1270 01:36:18,541 --> 01:36:19,541 Don't hide it. 1271 01:36:19,916 --> 01:36:21,666 Don't hide anything from them. 1272 01:36:22,166 --> 01:36:24,000 If you can't say it, then let me. 1273 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:25,500 I'll tell them. 1274 01:36:25,582 --> 01:36:29,000 This happened when he was still... in his mother's womb. 1275 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:31,300 Like a cowboy's lasso, the umbilical chord... 1276 01:36:31,707 --> 01:36:34,166 wrapped around his neck first, and then his legs. 1277 01:36:34,666 --> 01:36:36,466 And you all know what happened with him next? 1278 01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:40,082 What makes me sad is that... 1279 01:36:40,582 --> 01:36:42,916 you called us handicapped guys at the dining table... 1280 01:36:43,416 --> 01:36:46,541 and want to hear stories about how we became handicapped! 1281 01:36:47,041 --> 01:36:49,875 If you want to hear stories, then I'll tell you one. 1282 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:53,375 I had a friend, Ashok Fitnis. 1283 01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:58,207 Poor guy didn't have both arms, both legs, one eye... 1284 01:36:58,707 --> 01:37:01,375 and he had just one hobby. 1285 01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:03,041 To travel. 1286 01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:07,082 His family once took him to Mahabaleshwar... 1287 01:37:07,582 --> 01:37:09,207 in a plastic bag. 1288 01:37:09,707 --> 01:37:13,332 While showing him the valleys, the bag tore... 1289 01:37:13,832 --> 01:37:15,375 and he fell in the valley. 1290 01:37:15,875 --> 01:37:19,332 And he was no more. 1291 01:37:19,832 --> 01:37:22,207 - I'll tell you all more stories. - Enough! Enough! 1292 01:37:22,707 --> 01:37:25,000 - What kind of stories is he telling? - Enough. 1293 01:37:25,500 --> 01:37:26,125 They are getting very emotional. 1294 01:37:26,625 --> 01:37:27,666 How much salt are you going to throw on our wounds; - Please. 1295 01:37:28,166 --> 01:37:30,000 - you've emptied the entire shaker already? - Come.. Let's go girls. 1296 01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:33,300 - Please... let's give them some space. - Listen... listen to my story. 1297 01:37:33,416 --> 01:37:36,916 Listen! 1298 01:37:40,125 --> 01:37:41,125 We're in deep trouble. 1299 01:37:41,541 --> 01:37:44,416 - We've only 10 days... - 9! 1300 01:37:44,916 --> 01:37:46,916 Now we must pay 50 billion in 9 days. 1301 01:37:47,416 --> 01:37:48,000 And on top of this, that Rohan... 1302 01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:49,875 He was touching my sister-in-law in all the wrong places. 1303 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:51,957 - I am very panty about her. - What? 1304 01:37:52,457 --> 01:37:53,750 I mean senti about her. 1305 01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,250 Shut up you two. 1306 01:37:55,707 --> 01:37:59,291 What can two cripples, two blind and two mute guys do in this house? 1307 01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:00,791 S*** 1308 01:38:00,832 --> 01:38:02,916 There's a lot we can do. 1309 01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:06,625 I have a plan. 1310 01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:11,207 Who's out there? 1311 01:38:11,707 --> 01:38:15,666 Urja, you're still awake. 1312 01:38:16,166 --> 01:38:16,332 Both of them are coming. 1313 01:38:16,832 --> 01:38:17,912 Who's blind, who's mute?... 1314 01:38:18,041 --> 01:38:18,291 I... 1315 01:38:18,791 --> 01:38:19,250 Give me the cane. 1316 01:38:19,750 --> 01:38:21,332 He's crippled not me. 1317 01:38:21,832 --> 01:38:25,332 What's up? 1318 01:38:41,707 --> 01:38:42,957 What are you guys doing? 1319 01:38:43,457 --> 01:38:45,257 It's 'Janmastami' (Indian Festival) in India. 1320 01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:47,957 And this is the only way we can celebrate it. 1321 01:38:48,457 --> 01:38:49,457 "Gopala below." 1322 01:38:49,832 --> 01:38:50,832 "Gopala in the middle." 1323 01:38:51,207 --> 01:38:54,625 "And Gopala on the top." 1324 01:38:55,125 --> 01:38:59,707 "'There's a commotion all over town." 1325 01:39:00,207 --> 01:39:02,000 "Here comes Krishna of Brij..." 1326 01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:05,375 "...take care of your pots." 1327 01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:10,250 "Govinda!" 1328 01:39:10,750 --> 01:39:13,291 Guys... guys... 1329 01:39:13,791 --> 01:39:14,791 Guys... 1330 01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:16,250 Guys, please. 1331 01:39:16,666 --> 01:39:17,666 Please... guys. 1332 01:39:17,791 --> 01:39:17,791 Listen... 1333 01:39:18,291 --> 01:39:20,041 What's the plan? 1334 01:39:20,541 --> 01:39:21,832 Guys. Guys. 1335 01:39:22,332 --> 01:39:25,875 Guys, listen to me! 1336 01:39:26,375 --> 01:39:28,082 We've come up with a plan. 1337 01:39:28,582 --> 01:39:30,582 It will clear the debt... 1338 01:39:31,082 --> 01:39:33,002 and get those three villain out of our lives. 1339 01:39:33,166 --> 01:39:36,207 Jenny, tomorrow is the St. Patrick's Beer Festival at Wembley. 1340 01:39:36,707 --> 01:39:38,957 We'll call Urja's boys there and get them drunk. 1341 01:39:39,457 --> 01:39:41,537 And as soon as we get our chance, we'll reward them. 1342 01:39:41,625 --> 01:39:42,000 Meaning? 1343 01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:44,707 Meaning Rajeev, Rohan and Rishi... 1344 01:39:45,207 --> 01:39:48,916 You all have got to sleep with them. 1345 01:39:49,416 --> 01:39:49,666 What? 1346 01:39:50,166 --> 01:39:51,166 I mean seduce them. 1347 01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:52,541 - Listen to me. - No way. 1348 01:39:53,041 --> 01:39:54,041 It's really simple... 1349 01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:55,166 Why did you slap me? 1350 01:39:55,375 --> 01:39:56,375 You're always hitting me. 1351 01:39:56,582 --> 01:40:00,082 Listen to me! 1352 01:44:30,082 --> 01:44:32,582 Would you guys like something to drink? No? 1353 01:44:33,082 --> 01:44:36,457 Margret, get me some kokum juice. 1354 01:44:36,957 --> 01:44:38,917 - We found some good boys. - Didn't I tell you so? 1355 01:44:39,041 --> 01:44:40,541 Guys, next monsoon... 1356 01:44:41,041 --> 01:44:42,750 your sister-in-law will be mom soon. 1357 01:44:43,250 --> 01:44:44,957 What? You too? 1358 01:44:45,457 --> 01:44:48,250 - You mean, last night... - With Gracy. 1359 01:44:48,750 --> 01:44:51,541 Even I do the right things in the dark. 1360 01:44:52,041 --> 01:44:53,041 Cheers. 1361 01:44:53,082 --> 01:44:54,250 - Do you know how? - How? 1362 01:44:54,750 --> 01:44:55,750 Like this! 1363 01:44:56,250 --> 01:44:58,541 Blindfold? 1364 01:44:59,041 --> 01:45:01,707 Handcuff? 1365 01:45:02,207 --> 01:45:03,291 Whip? 1366 01:45:03,791 --> 01:45:06,375 But how do you know? 1367 01:45:06,875 --> 01:45:08,416 Because last night you three... 1368 01:45:08,916 --> 01:45:11,791 slept with these three. 1369 01:45:12,291 --> 01:45:13,541 After you got drunk. 1370 01:45:14,041 --> 01:45:16,791 And this calls for... Papa! Urja! 1371 01:45:17,291 --> 01:45:19,207 Ganga! Jamuna! Saraswati! 1372 01:45:19,707 --> 01:45:21,332 Papa... sir... 1373 01:45:21,832 --> 01:45:28,041 Last night your three sons slept with the housemaids. 1374 01:45:28,541 --> 01:45:31,791 No, no, we... we... didn't want to sleep with them. 1375 01:45:32,291 --> 01:45:33,291 Right! 1376 01:45:33,375 --> 01:45:34,707 They wanted to sleep with us. 1377 01:45:35,207 --> 01:45:40,250 And that too before the wedding papa! 1378 01:45:40,750 --> 01:45:44,250 So these are the guys you were advocating for. 1379 01:45:47,082 --> 01:45:49,457 Batook sir, now we want justice! 1380 01:45:49,957 --> 01:45:52,375 Compensation or rape charges! 1381 01:45:52,875 --> 01:45:56,457 Yes! 1382 01:45:56,957 --> 01:45:59,582 My advice is that you su-su on them. 1383 01:46:00,082 --> 01:46:02,082 I mean... sue them twice. 1384 01:46:02,582 --> 01:46:04,582 Once for rape, and once for compensation. 1385 01:46:05,082 --> 01:46:06,082 Sue-sue! 1386 01:46:06,291 --> 01:46:09,375 Urja... take my advice... and give them 5000... - Billion. 1387 01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:10,875 50 billion! 1388 01:46:11,375 --> 01:46:12,541 Have you lost it? 1389 01:46:13,041 --> 01:46:15,207 - First ask for your 50 billion. - Oh yes. 1390 01:46:15,707 --> 01:46:17,457 First give me my 50 billion. 1391 01:46:17,957 --> 01:46:19,198 Let's sit down and make a deal. 1392 01:46:19,332 --> 01:46:19,707 No need to point... 1393 01:46:20,207 --> 01:46:21,291 'He's mute, how can he...' 1394 01:46:21,791 --> 01:46:23,457 I did. 1395 01:46:23,957 --> 01:46:25,541 Should I say it again? 1396 01:46:26,041 --> 01:46:28,832 Let's sit down and make a deal; no need to point. 1397 01:46:29,332 --> 01:46:29,832 Mimicry artist. 1398 01:46:30,332 --> 01:46:31,332 'Oh, Sandy said it.' 1399 01:46:31,582 --> 01:46:32,662 'Hold on... Sandy's blind.' 1400 01:46:32,832 --> 01:46:33,953 'How did he see his finger?' 1401 01:46:34,041 --> 01:46:35,541 There were two of them. 1402 01:46:36,041 --> 01:46:36,541 One spoke and the other saw. 1403 01:46:37,041 --> 01:46:38,166 Come back to the 50 billion. 1404 01:46:38,666 --> 01:46:40,375 How did the mute guy speak? 1405 01:46:40,875 --> 01:46:42,832 I did. I did. 1406 01:46:43,332 --> 01:46:45,332 I said come back to the topic of 50 billion. 1407 01:46:45,832 --> 01:46:47,541 - It's really simple, Urja. - Did you see? 1408 01:46:48,041 --> 01:46:49,125 I am blind. 1409 01:46:49,625 --> 01:46:51,000 Do I have to explain? 1410 01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:52,957 Now listen carefully, Urja. 1411 01:46:53,457 --> 01:46:55,750 You have to take 50 billion from him. 1412 01:46:56,250 --> 01:46:56,541 Right? 1413 01:46:57,041 --> 01:46:59,791 And you've to compensate 50 billion to the girls... 1414 01:47:00,291 --> 01:47:02,375 because of your sons misadventures last night. 1415 01:47:02,875 --> 01:47:04,125 So papa will transfer it in the maids' accounts. 1416 01:47:04,625 --> 01:47:05,704 So considered that settled. 1417 01:47:05,707 --> 01:47:06,707 He'll pay them. 1418 01:47:07,041 --> 01:47:08,041 End of the matter, right? 1419 01:47:08,250 --> 01:47:10,082 - Papa... sir... - Who said that? 1420 01:47:10,582 --> 01:47:16,916 All we know is we don't love your sons, we love them. 1421 01:47:17,416 --> 01:47:18,582 Enough! 1422 01:47:19,082 --> 01:47:20,791 Now there's going to be two weddings. 1423 01:47:21,291 --> 01:47:23,791 First, my sons will marry the maids. 1424 01:47:24,291 --> 01:47:25,375 Yes! 1425 01:47:25,875 --> 01:47:30,375 And Batook's daughters will marry these poor chaps. 1426 01:47:30,875 --> 01:47:34,375 - Yes! - Put me down, put me down! 1427 01:47:47,332 --> 01:47:50,457 Sarah, now tell us why you brought us here? 1428 01:47:50,957 --> 01:47:53,041 I know, the girls are getting desperate. 1429 01:47:53,541 --> 01:47:54,457 Even two days are too much for them. 1430 01:47:54,957 --> 01:47:56,541 They want to get married today, right? 1431 01:47:57,041 --> 01:48:00,332 Guys... we're not getting married. 1432 01:48:00,832 --> 01:48:03,541 Today we want to confess something in church. 1433 01:48:04,041 --> 01:48:07,541 I think you should come with us. 1434 01:48:09,707 --> 01:48:13,207 What confession? 1435 01:48:14,500 --> 01:48:16,416 I think it's an old affair. 1436 01:48:16,916 --> 01:48:17,916 What are you saying? 1437 01:48:18,291 --> 01:48:21,791 - 100 percent, come on. - Come. 1438 01:48:45,375 --> 01:48:51,000 God... we're going to be starting a new life from tomorrow. 1439 01:48:51,500 --> 01:48:55,750 We're going to be getting married. 1440 01:48:56,250 --> 01:49:01,250 But this morning... something happened... 1441 01:49:01,750 --> 01:49:06,082 with Sarah's special kids, 1442 01:49:06,582 --> 01:49:13,832 her, Jenny, me. All 3 of us really got disturbed. 1443 01:49:14,332 --> 01:49:17,875 There's one boy, Simon. 1444 01:49:18,375 --> 01:49:22,291 He has a problem with his leg. 1445 01:49:22,791 --> 01:49:24,582 Some boys teased him. 1446 01:49:25,082 --> 01:49:27,207 They made fun of him because of his leg. 1447 01:49:27,707 --> 01:49:29,791 Made fun of him. 1448 01:49:30,291 --> 01:49:32,750 The moment I asked them, those boys started lying. 1449 01:49:33,250 --> 01:49:34,916 That we didn't imitate him. 1450 01:49:35,416 --> 01:49:39,957 I made them realize that they were completely wrong. 1451 01:49:40,457 --> 01:49:42,791 They were not only mocking Simon for being handicapped... 1452 01:49:43,291 --> 01:49:45,791 but also lying. 1453 01:49:46,291 --> 01:49:53,125 And then... when Sarah told us, what happened with her... 1454 01:49:53,625 --> 01:50:00,041 we three realized that we've been doing the same thing with papa. 1455 01:50:00,541 --> 01:50:02,957 We've been pretending too. 1456 01:50:03,457 --> 01:50:05,541 We've been lying to papa as well. 1457 01:50:06,041 --> 01:50:09,832 And that is why we're all here to confess. 1458 01:50:10,332 --> 01:50:13,166 God, we really love each other... 1459 01:50:13,666 --> 01:50:18,000 but we've committed a very big sin. 1460 01:50:18,500 --> 01:50:19,791 I don't know whether You'll forgive us or not. 1461 01:50:20,291 --> 01:50:22,791 He will forgive you my children. 1462 01:50:23,291 --> 01:50:27,791 Because whatever you have done, you've done it for one reason. 1463 01:50:28,291 --> 01:50:33,082 And that is love. Real love. 1464 01:50:33,582 --> 01:50:35,582 So He will forgive you. 1465 01:50:36,082 --> 01:50:39,291 It would've been wrong if you had done these things... 1466 01:50:39,791 --> 01:50:43,957 for greed. 1467 01:50:44,457 --> 01:50:48,582 For money. 1468 01:50:49,082 --> 01:50:52,582 Or for other worldly desires. 1469 01:50:55,791 --> 01:50:59,582 But you did it for true love. 1470 01:51:00,082 --> 01:51:03,582 God will bless you my children. 1471 01:52:38,041 --> 01:52:41,250 Hey, pass the ball. 1472 01:52:41,750 --> 01:52:45,250 - What's wrong with you? - Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 1473 01:53:10,082 --> 01:53:11,457 Open up, hurry up in there. 1474 01:53:11,957 --> 01:53:15,457 I can't control it. 1475 01:53:47,541 --> 01:53:51,332 Let's go and tell the girls the truth. 1476 01:53:51,832 --> 01:53:55,541 That till date we did everything for money. 1477 01:53:56,041 --> 01:54:00,332 And that we actually love them. 1478 01:54:00,832 --> 01:54:02,166 Come on. 1479 01:54:02,666 --> 01:54:03,707 Jenny just messaged me. 1480 01:54:04,207 --> 01:54:05,528 She called us at the wax factory. 1481 01:54:05,707 --> 01:54:09,416 Jenny lovingly made some wax statue for me. 1482 01:54:09,916 --> 01:54:11,395 And the three girls are coming there. 1483 01:54:11,666 --> 01:54:12,666 So let's go there. 1484 01:54:12,707 --> 01:54:13,166 We'll tell them everything clearly. 1485 01:54:13,666 --> 01:54:17,166 Come on. 1486 01:54:22,375 --> 01:54:23,375 Jackie Chan. 1487 01:54:23,666 --> 01:54:27,166 - Your Ronaldo. - Yeah. 1488 01:54:32,250 --> 01:54:33,250 Teddy. 1489 01:54:33,625 --> 01:54:37,125 Your statue looks so real. 1490 01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:40,416 Who's that with his legs in the air? 1491 01:54:40,916 --> 01:54:43,291 That's Tiger Shroff. 1492 01:54:43,791 --> 01:54:47,291 What nonsense do you keep saying? 1493 01:54:59,416 --> 01:55:01,375 Must admit you three played really well... 1494 01:55:01,875 --> 01:55:05,291 By pretending to be blind, mute and crippled. 1495 01:55:05,791 --> 01:55:08,125 Rajeev, the real fun begins now... 1496 01:55:08,625 --> 01:55:12,541 when we beat these normal guys to death. 1497 01:55:13,041 --> 01:55:14,291 Hey... 1498 01:55:14,791 --> 01:55:17,541 He can single-handedly deal with all of you. 1499 01:55:18,041 --> 01:55:20,666 Ladies and Gentlemen, to my right... 1500 01:55:21,166 --> 01:55:22,957 weighing 188 pounds. 1501 01:55:23,457 --> 01:55:26,416 And to my left, standing 6 feet tall. 1502 01:55:26,916 --> 01:55:29,875 The brawler, the kicker... the footballer... 1503 01:55:30,375 --> 01:55:34,416 The junkyard's junk. 1504 01:55:34,916 --> 01:55:37,707 I mean the player of all players. 1505 01:55:38,207 --> 01:55:38,541 Sorry... 1506 01:55:39,041 --> 01:55:41,041 And he's going to... 1507 01:55:41,541 --> 01:55:42,707 One... two... 1508 01:55:43,207 --> 01:55:47,707 "Your mother-sister... Mother-sister... Mother-sister..." 1509 01:55:48,207 --> 01:55:51,416 All you guys will get beat up. Sandy will slap you all so hard. 1510 01:55:51,916 --> 01:55:53,332 With backward legs, you all will reach Khandala's hills. 1511 01:55:53,832 --> 01:55:57,332 "Your mother-sister... Mother-sister... Mother-sister..." 1512 01:56:07,541 --> 01:56:11,041 Do you have some snacks? 1513 01:56:18,875 --> 01:56:22,375 What's wrong with this Indian? 1514 01:56:24,750 --> 01:56:26,000 No! 1515 01:56:26,500 --> 01:56:28,875 - No, no, no, he said Indica. - He said Indiana Jones. 1516 01:56:29,375 --> 01:56:30,957 - He said Indonesia. - He said Indigo. 1517 01:56:31,457 --> 01:56:34,416 Guys... guys... I am okay. 1518 01:56:34,916 --> 01:56:38,916 Thank God, but he didn't say Indian. 1519 01:56:39,416 --> 01:56:42,166 You dog! 1520 01:56:42,666 --> 01:56:45,000 Now you two will get beaten up. 1521 01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:47,082 No, I won't let my friends die. 1522 01:56:47,582 --> 01:56:48,582 Sandy... 1523 01:56:48,916 --> 01:56:52,416 I am gonna let you two die. 1524 01:56:55,166 --> 01:56:58,000 Save us. 1525 01:56:58,500 --> 01:57:01,750 Save us. 1526 01:57:02,250 --> 01:57:05,750 He's hurting himself. 1527 01:57:07,500 --> 01:57:08,500 Keep saying Indian.. 1528 01:57:08,625 --> 01:57:09,125 Save me. 1529 01:57:09,625 --> 01:57:10,916 Sundi, stop. 1530 01:57:11,416 --> 01:57:13,416 Sundi is going to knock you out. 1531 01:57:13,916 --> 01:57:16,707 Sundi will ring your bell. 1532 01:57:17,207 --> 01:57:20,707 Save me. 1533 01:57:26,625 --> 01:57:30,125 No Sundi, for my sake. 1534 01:57:52,541 --> 01:57:55,000 One minute. 1535 01:57:55,500 --> 01:57:59,000 What are you doing? 1536 01:58:12,707 --> 01:58:16,207 Now you're dead, Sandy. 1537 01:58:24,707 --> 01:58:25,875 Michael. 1538 01:58:26,375 --> 01:58:29,875 I am saved. I am saved. I saved. 1539 01:58:44,500 --> 01:58:48,000 No! 1540 01:58:57,500 --> 01:58:59,916 Are you okay? 1541 01:59:00,416 --> 01:59:05,416 Come. 1542 01:59:05,916 --> 01:59:09,416 Now this has become personal. 1543 01:59:23,125 --> 01:59:27,707 What's this message? 1544 01:59:28,207 --> 01:59:31,707 Those three are normal? 1545 01:59:37,707 --> 01:59:41,207 Are you mad? 1546 01:59:43,375 --> 01:59:46,875 Who is it? 1547 02:00:07,541 --> 02:00:10,000 Boys... boys... it's me, your daddy. 1548 02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:11,000 Let's get out of here... 1549 02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:17,666 and go tell Urja Nagre that these three are not handicapped. 1550 02:00:18,166 --> 02:00:26,166 Wow... wax statues of you three as well. Superb. 1551 02:00:26,707 --> 02:00:30,125 You made Urja Nagre your sons' dad only for wealth. 1552 02:00:30,625 --> 02:00:32,916 Now we'll go tell Urja. 1553 02:00:33,416 --> 02:00:36,000 And Urja Nagre will come here and take your pee! 1554 02:00:36,500 --> 02:00:37,957 I mean... he will settle his score. 1555 02:00:38,457 --> 02:00:41,832 Hold on... if you squeal on us, we're dead. 1556 02:00:42,332 --> 02:00:44,375 But if we expose you, you three are dead too. 1557 02:00:44,875 --> 02:00:48,041 So the deal is... you guys can marry Urja Nagre's daughters... 1558 02:00:48,541 --> 02:00:52,791 but we want equal shares in his wealth. 1559 02:00:53,291 --> 02:00:56,957 Batook Patel, I want every penny accounted for. 1560 02:00:57,457 --> 02:00:58,457 Here's the calculator. 1561 02:00:58,666 --> 02:01:00,457 So... the wealth's worth 50 billion. 1562 02:01:00,957 --> 02:01:03,166 Divided into 7 shares. 1563 02:01:03,666 --> 02:01:04,666 That comes to... 1564 02:01:04,916 --> 02:01:06,582 Around 7 billion each. 1565 02:01:07,082 --> 02:01:08,166 - Divide by 8. - Why 8? 1566 02:01:08,666 --> 02:01:09,706 - There's two of me. - Huh! 1567 02:01:10,125 --> 02:01:11,125 Sundi and Sandy. 1568 02:01:11,291 --> 02:01:15,250 - What nonsense... - Should I call Urja? 1569 02:01:15,750 --> 02:01:17,000 Divide by 8. 1570 02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:18,500 So that's... 1571 02:01:18,541 --> 02:01:20,375 50 divide by 8... 1572 02:01:20,875 --> 02:01:22,625 6 billion per head. 1573 02:01:23,125 --> 02:01:26,625 One minute. 1574 02:01:27,125 --> 02:01:30,082 I'm a chef for the world, but actually... 1575 02:01:30,582 --> 02:01:34,082 I am an undercover FBI agent. 1576 02:01:38,125 --> 02:01:41,707 I'm joking! 1577 02:01:42,207 --> 02:01:43,887 I received a message that you're all here. 1578 02:01:44,207 --> 02:01:47,000 Now I want equal share in the money. 1579 02:01:47,500 --> 02:01:49,125 50 billion divide by 9. 1580 02:01:49,625 --> 02:01:49,750 That means... 1581 02:01:50,250 --> 02:01:52,041 5 billion each. 1582 02:01:52,541 --> 02:01:56,041 Hey, one minute. 1583 02:01:59,875 --> 02:02:01,125 10, 11, 12... 1584 02:02:01,625 --> 02:02:02,832 Divide by 12. 1585 02:02:03,332 --> 02:02:04,666 4 billion each. 1586 02:02:05,166 --> 02:02:08,625 Hey... don't divide by 12, divide by 15. 1587 02:02:09,125 --> 02:02:09,416 Why? 1588 02:02:09,916 --> 02:02:12,707 We have your sons' babies in our womb. 1589 02:02:13,207 --> 02:02:13,582 Yeah. 1590 02:02:14,082 --> 02:02:16,707 Womb? 1591 02:02:17,207 --> 02:02:17,416 Idiot. 1592 02:02:17,916 --> 02:02:20,750 - Rascals, you learned to ride a bike, but not to wear a helmet. 1593 02:02:21,250 --> 02:02:22,707 Batook, congratulations. 1594 02:02:23,207 --> 02:02:26,082 You've become a grandfather. 1595 02:02:26,582 --> 02:02:28,000 Whatever! 13, 14, 15. 1596 02:02:28,500 --> 02:02:30,957 3 billion each! 1597 02:02:31,457 --> 02:02:33,625 Great. 1598 02:02:34,125 --> 02:02:36,666 I worked so hard for 15 years, only to get 3 billion... 1599 02:02:37,166 --> 02:02:38,416 Sorry, Mr. Rajnikant. 1600 02:02:38,916 --> 02:02:41,375 Did you hear? Do you want a share too? 1601 02:02:41,875 --> 02:02:43,082 Speak up. 1602 02:02:43,582 --> 02:02:46,916 Oh... Mr. Obama. You heard it too. 1603 02:02:47,416 --> 02:02:49,625 Do you want a share as well? 1604 02:02:50,125 --> 02:02:51,666 And what are you looking at? 1605 02:02:52,166 --> 02:02:54,916 You got your share! 1606 02:02:55,416 --> 02:02:59,166 Urja. Your statue. 1607 02:02:59,666 --> 02:03:00,041 What are you looking at? 1608 02:03:00,541 --> 02:03:01,820 We're splitting your money only. 1609 02:03:02,291 --> 02:03:05,791 You always keep saying BJK... ATM... etc... 1610 02:03:13,791 --> 02:03:20,000 I saw Saraswati's picture on Bunty's laptop. 1611 02:03:20,500 --> 02:03:24,000 And while watching it... 1612 02:03:28,541 --> 02:03:32,832 I called Batook to tell the truth about you three. 1613 02:03:33,332 --> 02:03:36,166 It was out of reach, so I called on the office landline. 1614 02:03:36,666 --> 02:03:38,025 'But your orphan plan was a flop.' 1615 02:03:38,291 --> 02:03:39,371 'I am your father, get it.' 1616 02:03:39,707 --> 02:03:43,207 'I got Urja Nagre arrested. You guys have no idea what all I have done.' 1617 02:03:50,875 --> 02:03:53,832 Every dog is loyal. 1618 02:03:54,332 --> 02:03:57,291 But my own trustworthy chap turned out to be a dog. 1619 02:03:57,791 --> 02:04:00,375 I messaged all of you using a software. 1620 02:04:00,875 --> 02:04:02,625 Because I want to give. 1621 02:04:03,125 --> 02:04:05,625 SMS. 1622 02:04:06,125 --> 02:04:08,082 Death Sentence to everyone. 1623 02:04:08,582 --> 02:04:09,000 Mamma-mia. 1624 02:04:09,500 --> 02:04:12,541 - Who wants to die first? - Me! I want to die first. 1625 02:04:13,041 --> 02:04:14,041 I am leaving. 1626 02:04:14,500 --> 02:04:17,332 Urja, don't shoot me to pieces. 1627 02:04:17,832 --> 02:04:18,207 Kill them. 1628 02:04:18,707 --> 02:04:20,000 No, no... him. Beat them. 1629 02:04:20,500 --> 02:04:23,707 No! Shoot them! Shoot these buggers. 1630 02:04:24,207 --> 02:04:27,707 No! 1631 02:04:28,207 --> 02:04:29,207 Urja... 1632 02:04:29,625 --> 02:04:33,000 My first name means last so, I'll be at the end of the line. 1633 02:04:33,500 --> 02:04:36,332 It was the question of our babies, forgive us. 1634 02:04:36,832 --> 02:04:41,416 Urja Nagre, if you kill us... -Then our father will be an orphan! 1635 02:04:41,916 --> 02:04:43,000 Kill our dad. 1636 02:04:43,500 --> 02:04:45,875 Urja Nagre... the door of your heart should always be big... 1637 02:04:46,375 --> 02:04:49,832 because even computers have windows. 1638 02:04:50,332 --> 02:04:51,332 Delhi Agra... 1639 02:04:51,707 --> 02:04:52,082 Skirt blouse... 1640 02:04:52,582 --> 02:04:53,582 Dhokla Khakra. 1641 02:04:53,707 --> 02:04:54,707 Hunku Pakhre. 1642 02:04:54,832 --> 02:04:56,000 It's Urja Nagre! 1643 02:04:56,500 --> 02:04:57,707 Then you only talk. 1644 02:04:58,207 --> 02:04:59,207 You see, sir... 1645 02:04:59,625 --> 02:05:01,465 wherever I stand, the line ends there only. 1646 02:05:01,582 --> 02:05:01,582 Hey! 1647 02:05:02,082 --> 02:05:03,082 Okay bye! 1648 02:05:03,207 --> 02:05:04,375 Nagre sir, don't shoot me. 1649 02:05:04,875 --> 02:05:06,675 If you shoot me, you'll be sentenced to life. 1650 02:05:06,916 --> 02:05:08,207 And you'll also be hanged. 1651 02:05:08,707 --> 02:05:10,000 Because there's two of me. Two. 1652 02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:12,875 - Sandy, Sundi... two. - Shut up! 1653 02:05:13,375 --> 02:05:17,207 Now all of you will D I E. 1654 02:05:17,707 --> 02:05:18,707 Full form. 1655 02:05:19,166 --> 02:05:22,666 No full form. All will die. 1656 02:06:16,041 --> 02:06:19,541 Where is everyone hiding? 1657 02:06:26,582 --> 02:06:30,082 This way... this way. 1658 02:06:33,625 --> 02:06:35,166 Lookalike! Lookalike! Lookalike! 1659 02:06:35,666 --> 02:06:38,000 No! 1660 02:06:38,500 --> 02:06:39,957 Where's Urja? 1661 02:06:40,457 --> 02:06:43,957 - Urja! - Why you! 1662 02:07:07,125 --> 02:07:10,875 Ronaldo's clothes? 1663 02:07:11,375 --> 02:07:12,707 Mummy! 1664 02:07:13,207 --> 02:07:13,625 What are you doing? 1665 02:07:14,125 --> 02:07:15,666 It's me; your brother. 1666 02:07:16,166 --> 02:07:19,666 Look, look, look. 1667 02:07:22,500 --> 02:07:26,000 Look, look... wire, wire. 1668 02:07:30,500 --> 02:07:34,000 Urja. 1669 02:07:35,707 --> 02:07:35,875 Hey! Hey! 1670 02:07:36,375 --> 02:07:36,625 Sandy! 1671 02:07:37,125 --> 02:07:38,125 Slow..slow. 1672 02:07:38,291 --> 02:07:39,291 What happened? 1673 02:07:39,457 --> 02:07:41,057 We didn't get the wealth because of you. 1674 02:07:41,332 --> 02:07:44,207 And... now you won't get the girls love because of us. 1675 02:07:44,707 --> 02:07:48,207 Got it. 1676 02:07:51,916 --> 02:07:53,000 You dog! 1677 02:07:53,500 --> 02:07:55,375 Shoved it in, but don't twist it. 1678 02:07:55,875 --> 02:07:59,375 - Don't twist it! - Sandy. 1679 02:08:10,832 --> 02:08:13,416 - What did you guys do? - Why did you guys do this for us? 1680 02:08:13,916 --> 02:08:15,000 Sandy. 1681 02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:22,000 That day in the church... you three confessed in front of God. 1682 02:08:22,500 --> 02:08:25,666 - Today we want to confess too. - What? 1683 02:08:26,166 --> 02:08:30,416 Actually, all three of us suffer from split personalities. 1684 02:08:30,916 --> 02:08:33,957 First it was for money, but now it's for love. 1685 02:08:34,457 --> 02:08:37,957 Correct. 1686 02:08:39,916 --> 02:08:42,375 - Teddy. - Yes. 1687 02:08:42,875 --> 02:08:44,541 Oh, Bunty. 1688 02:08:45,041 --> 02:08:46,082 - I love you. - What? 1689 02:08:46,582 --> 02:08:47,582 I mean sister-in-law... sister-in-law... 1690 02:08:48,082 --> 02:08:48,375 Slow... 1691 02:08:48,875 --> 02:08:48,916 Sister-in-law. 1692 02:08:49,416 --> 02:08:51,332 Everyone go to their girl. 1693 02:08:51,832 --> 02:08:54,666 Saraswati. Saraswati. Saraswati. Saraswati. 1694 02:08:55,166 --> 02:08:56,166 I love you, my darling. 1695 02:08:56,207 --> 02:08:56,666 I love you. 1696 02:08:57,166 --> 02:09:01,375 - I love you. - I love you. 1697 02:09:01,875 --> 02:09:06,416 And listen, forgive this man too. 1698 02:09:06,916 --> 02:09:12,082 Because Batook isn't your father, Urja Nagre is. 1699 02:09:12,582 --> 02:09:12,750 Yes. 1700 02:09:13,250 --> 02:09:14,332 - What? - Yes. 1701 02:09:14,832 --> 02:09:18,332 He's your father. 1702 02:09:39,125 --> 02:09:40,125 Go. 1703 02:09:40,625 --> 02:09:45,582 - Papa. - Papa. 1704 02:09:46,082 --> 02:09:47,082 Don't worry, daddy. 1705 02:09:47,500 --> 02:09:49,375 You served time for your crimes right? 1706 02:09:49,875 --> 02:09:50,957 Yes. 1707 02:09:51,457 --> 02:09:54,707 Papa... whatever you were for the world... 1708 02:09:55,207 --> 02:09:57,007 but for us, you will always be our father. 1709 02:09:57,166 --> 02:09:57,375 Yes. 1710 02:09:57,875 --> 02:09:58,954 And we're all proud of you. 1711 02:09:59,375 --> 02:10:00,534 We're so proud of you, daddy. 1712 02:10:00,791 --> 02:10:03,375 - Me too. Love you my babies. - We're finally together. 1713 02:10:03,875 --> 02:10:04,875 - Hey... - Sorry... 1714 02:10:05,250 --> 02:10:05,666 Don't do it. 1715 02:10:06,166 --> 02:10:07,166 Sandy. 1716 02:10:07,332 --> 02:10:12,375 - Bunty. - Give me the gun. 1717 02:10:12,875 --> 02:10:15,791 All done... finally done. 1718 02:10:16,291 --> 02:10:19,916 - All's well that ends well. - Yes. 1719 02:10:20,416 --> 02:10:23,916 And papa, we want to have an Indian wedding. 1720 02:10:38,625 --> 02:10:42,416 That's enough. 1721 02:10:42,916 --> 02:10:46,541 Bunty, stop leaning on me. 1722 02:10:47,041 --> 02:10:51,957 Wow... shoot, murder... 1723 02:10:52,457 --> 02:10:55,957 I forgot. 1724 02:10:58,166 --> 02:10:59,166 Where are you going? 1725 02:10:59,416 --> 02:11:03,416 - Help me, help me. - Wait, wait. 1726 02:11:03,916 --> 02:11:11,916 A goon came with a knife... shh... shh... 1727 02:11:12,832 --> 02:11:16,332 I did... 1728 02:11:23,500 --> 02:11:27,000 Let go of the button. 1729 02:11:35,582 --> 02:11:41,916 Hey! I'm dead. 1730 02:11:42,416 --> 02:11:43,666 That day I... 1731 02:11:44,166 --> 02:11:45,166 - Sir... sir... - What? 1732 02:11:45,582 --> 02:11:46,832 Wait... it's my dialogue. 1733 02:11:47,332 --> 02:11:48,707 Sir, the camera isn't rolling. 1734 02:11:49,207 --> 02:11:49,416 And yes... 1735 02:11:49,916 --> 02:11:53,416 The cameraman went on a lunch-break. 1736 02:11:55,707 --> 02:11:56,707 Come on, son. 1737 02:11:56,791 --> 02:11:59,166 This looks bad at this age. 1738 02:11:59,666 --> 02:12:00,875 You want to marry Batook? 1739 02:12:01,375 --> 02:12:01,791 Crap! 1740 02:12:02,291 --> 02:12:02,666 Where did you go? 1741 02:12:03,166 --> 02:12:04,291 Slap me again quickly. 1742 02:12:04,791 --> 02:12:04,875 You... 1743 02:12:05,375 --> 02:12:06,375 You always leave before. 1744 02:12:06,500 --> 02:12:07,619 Okay, sorry it's my mistake. 1745 02:12:07,666 --> 02:12:11,375 Why you... perfect. 1746 02:12:11,875 --> 02:12:15,375 My pants are very tight. 1747 02:12:21,750 --> 02:12:25,625 Akshay, get out soon... or I won't give you your cheque. 1748 02:12:26,125 --> 02:12:27,791 'Rock-a-by baby...' 1749 02:12:28,291 --> 02:12:29,291 Milk... 1750 02:12:29,332 --> 02:12:32,041 'Rock-a-by baby...' 1751 02:12:32,541 --> 02:12:35,332 Milk bowls. 1752 02:12:35,832 --> 02:12:36,832 Who am I now? 1753 02:12:37,166 --> 02:12:37,375 Sandy. 1754 02:12:37,875 --> 02:12:38,000 I forgot. 1755 02:12:38,500 --> 02:12:39,625 Who am I now? 122497