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Welcome to Tool Time.
I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
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and you all know my assistant - Al "Thinks
He's Getting A Christmas Bonus" Borland.
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Well, as you all can see,
it's yule time on Tool Time.
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Before we get into our project today,
we have a special feature for you.
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That's right, Tim.
Binford stocking stuffers.
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There's nothing that says
"Peace on Earth" better
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than a Binford power tool.
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Yeah.
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Doesn't Al just jingle
your bell sometimes?
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Heidi, the stocking stuffers,
please.
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- Here you go, Tim.
- Thank you, Heidi.
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Now, stocking stuffers
usually...
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- generally have...
- Klaus! Whoo-hoo!
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Thank you.
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Stocking stuffers sometimes are
difficult to pick out for men.
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But Binford has made it easy
this year with stuff like this.
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The new Binford
mini propane torch. Huh?
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Stand back. Stand back.
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It's small, but portable enough
you can fit it in a pocket.
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Whoa! Wouldn't put it
in there, though.
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You can remove facial hair
with it.
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You can do a little soldering on
the house, melt glass tubing,
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or if your wife's out,
melt her earrings down
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and make handy fishing lures
out of them.
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Also, we have the Binford 6100
digital torque wrench.
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It'll be the torque of the town
this Christmas. Ho-ho-ho.
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That's right. They'll
also be torquing about...
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the new Binford fiberoptic
flexible flashlight.
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As odd as it seems, this is
actually a great gift for guys.
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This thing can find auto parts
strewn around the garage,
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look in dirty pipes or any
dark, dusty area you have.
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In one ear, out the other.
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Just like your job, Al.
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In one day, out the other.
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Now, finally, for the man
without a vice,
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a vise.
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The Binford Bench Buddy 2000.
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It's got a swiveling base,
serrated steel jaws
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and a clamping capacity
of seven and one-half inches.
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Actually, Tim, the...
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The bench vise is too big
to be a stocking stuffer.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho,
are you ever right.
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If you want to stuff that
into a stocking,
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you need a special stocking,
like this one.
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Like one of Al's mom's
thermal hunting socks.
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Don't let her in here.
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It's your mom, Al.
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Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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What do you think? Could we
put the kids in the middle?
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You are gonna be the cutest little
choirboy in the whole service.
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You don't think I look geeky?
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No. You look Christmassy.
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If this were Veterans Day,
you'd look geeky.
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Jill, you won't believe
what Doc Johnson's doing.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, Mark. Nice robe.
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What's the "N" mean? "Naked under
this robe and no one can tell."
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Hey, show a little respect. You're
talking to the "N" in "Noel."
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I still think I look geeky.
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You look very handsome.
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Now, let's get this thing off
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before your brothers
come home and see you.
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Here. There we go.
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Jill, What would you say
if I told you
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that Doc Johnson has dancing
elves up on his roof?
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I'd say he'd better get those
elf traps out right away.
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I'm talking about the
neighborhood decorating contest.
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I hate to say it,
but I think I might lose.
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You've lost nine years in a row. I'd
think you'd be used to it by now.
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This year, I had a really good
feeling about winning. It's odd.
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Every decoration I put up,
Doc Johnson's put up before me.
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- Ah, it's just a coincidence.
- Coincidence?
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I went to put a plastic Santa
up there today...
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and guess what old Doc
Johnson's got up on his roof.
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Chimney?
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A plastic Santa.
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Gosh, I wonder what made him think of using
a Santa Claus as a decoration at Christmas.
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I'll tell you what else
he's got up there.
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My seven swans a-swimming
and my six geese a-laying.
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Hey, Brad. Guys, guess what.
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Tom Wheeler's family invited me
to go skiing at Boyd Mountain.
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All right! Boyd Mountain!
I love it up there.
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Tobogganing, skiing, fractures,
sprains, broken bones,
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laying at the bottom of the hill
in a stretcher... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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When are you going?
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That's kinda what I need
to talk to you about.
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Well, it better not
be this weekend.
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We're running
a Tool Time marathon.
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40 straight hours
of Tim and Al high jinks.
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- It's also Christmas.
- It's also Christmas.
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Well, it is this weekend.
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Brad!
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But, Mom, it's perfect.
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I don't have school, and I can take your
presents with me and open them there.
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Do you feel the love
in this room? Do you?
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Brad, the family is always
together at Christmas.
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We open our stockings together, we
talk to the relatives on the phone...
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You have your new saxophone. You could
play along while we sing carols.
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And I'm gonna make
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Nana's special
oyster pecan stuffing.
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Ugh!
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Do you suppose there's room
for one more skier in that car?
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Mark is singing
in the choir. Come on.
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The Wheelers will ask you
to go skiing some other time.
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But, Mom, I don't wanna go
another time.
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It's gonna be great
skiing conditions.
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A lot of kids from school
are gonna be there.
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Honey, I can tell
this is important to you,
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but this family is always
together at Christmas.
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Even when your father fell down
the chimney, we were together.
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We were in the emergency room,
but we were together.
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- So you're saying I can't go?
- No way.
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Dad!
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No, no, no, no.
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Come on buddy, it's Christmas. A
special time. Your mom's right.
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It's not gonna be
a special time for me.
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So much for a merry Christmas.
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Hi-dee-ho-ho-ho-ho,
good neighbor.
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And a merry Christmas
to you, too, Wilson.
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Well, Tim, I see the holidays
find you among friends.
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Yeah. This is for
the roof display.
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These are the three
wise tool guys.
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Oh. They come from so far,
yet seem strangely familiar.
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- Yes, don't they?
- Mm-hmm.
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Halloween's over. You can
put away the witch's broom.
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Tim, this is not a witch's broom.
This is a julenek.
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- A what-a-nek?
- A julenek.
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It's a Scandinavian
Christmas tradition.
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Families bind sheaves of grain
to a long spruce pole,
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and that provides nourishment
for the sparrows in the winter.
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I wish I could bind up Doc Johnson
and twist his little julenek.
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Tim, that's hardly
the Christmas spirit.
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I know. I really thought I could beat
him this year at the Christmas display,
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but he's always seems to be
one step ahead of me.
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You know, so I see. He just put
three wise men up on his roof, too.
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What?
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- Where?
- Over there.
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How does that guy keep
beating me to the punch?
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Well, maybe the good doctor's
got ESP.
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Now, what does having a cable sports
channel have to do with this?
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No, I'm talking about
extrasensory perception.
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The ability to read
someone else's mind.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Maybe he should try
reading this.
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Lemme guess. Brad's practicing
on the saxophone,
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or there's an elephant
giving birth upstairs.
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Saxophone.
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Brad's so depressed about not
going on the skiing trip,
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he's trying to play the blues.
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I should be playing the blues.
Hey, Randy.
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I went to put the three wise
tool guys up on the roof,
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and guess who's
already got 'em up.
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- Doc Johnson.
- Bingo.
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I swear to God
he's got this house bugged.
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Excuse me?
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How else is he getting
this information?
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Wait a minute.
You might be right.
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What's up, Doc?
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No, not tonight.
You-know-who's gonna be here.
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- Do you actually think that's funny?
- Yes.
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Honey, he's stealing
all my lighting ideas.
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Tim, you really think Doc Johnson has
nothing better to do than spy on you?
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He's a retired proctologist. Spying on us
is a lot more fun than what he used to do.
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What is that?
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It's Rudolf's nose.
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I don't even wanna see
the rest of him.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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- Dad.
- What is it?
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I think I know where Doc Johnson's
been getting his information.
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Me too. I think it's your mom.
She's a double agent.
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No.
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He's been getting
his information from me.
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Wait a minute. Say that again.
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Well, you see, I was talking to Doc
Johnson's granddaughter, Lauren,
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and I kind of mentioned
a few things.
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I can't believe you'd do that.
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You know there's no secret more important
than a family's lighting strategy.
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She's really cute.
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She kept pumping me
for information.
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No matter how hard I tried
to resist, I couldn't.
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Mmm.
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Been there.
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She smile at you like this?
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If she'd smiled at me like that,
I would've thrown up.
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Hey, boys! Come on,
we're gonna be late.
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Brad, you're not
dressed for church!
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I know. I'm not going.
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If he's not going,
I'm not going.
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And if they're not, I'm not.
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Hey. You are all going. You two, you
go out and wait in the car, all right?
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Brad, what do you mean
you're not going?
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Well, if I can't go skiing, I don't
see why I have to go to church.
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Because God said, "Come and
worship," not, "Go and slalom."
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Honey, you can't stay home.
Mark's gonna sing tonight.
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So?
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So get up and get dressed for church.
Be down in five minutes.
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Because Mom wants the whole
stupid family to be together?
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If that's your attitude,
stay home.
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No. Don't let him off that easy.
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If he's gonna be obnoxious, I'd just as
soon he didn't ruin Christmas Eve for us.
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- You've already ruined it for me.
- Well, I am so sorry.
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Stay in your room.
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No sneaking downstairs to watch
that Tool Time marathon.
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- Oh, the Taylors! Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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- Jill, you look wonderful
- Thank you.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you, Tim. Same to you.
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Tim, I've never seen you at
church without your earplug.
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No football game on tonight?
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That was one Sunday,
all right, Reverend.
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I-I-I pray during halftime.
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Yeah, I remember that prayer.
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"O heavenly Father,
please let the Lions kick butt."
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Mark, maybe you should
change into your robe.
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Do I have to?
I look like a geek.
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- Oh, honey, you look great.
- For a geek.
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Randy.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Reverend, the lights look
a little dim on the tree.
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I could boost the power,
get some lights for the service.
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No. No, thank you, Tim. I
don't think tonight is the night
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to test our new
sprinkler system.
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- Where's Brad this evening?
- Oh, boy...
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- He's not feeling well.
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, maybe we'll see all the
Taylors together next Christmas.
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"Not feeling well"?
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You lied in church
on Christmas Eve?
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Watch out for lightning bolts.
God doesn't like that stuff.
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At least I'm not begging
the Almighty
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for two touchdowns
and a field goal.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Hi, Al.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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- Here, scooch over.
- Don't crowd. I'll take a pew behind you.
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00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,590
Most people
use the bathroom, Al.
234
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,002
Where's Ilene?
235
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,671
She had an orthodontic emergency
236
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,140
at the junior-high
Christmas play.
237
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,410
Joseph and Mary got their
braces stuck together.
238
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,946
I hope she gets here in time
to see Mark.
239
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:41,684
I just saw him down the hall
in his... his little robe.
240
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,548
Boy, you know, I always
wanted to be the letter "N."
241
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:50,353
That's impossible, Al. The song
specifically says "no Al."
242
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,342
Well, where's Bradley?
243
00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:09,979
He's spending Christmas Eve
alone in his room sulking.
244
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,181
It's his way of rebelling.
245
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,050
Oh, yeah, well...
246
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,687
I remember my first
Christmas rebellion.
247
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I was so mad.
248
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,525
My parents went out and bought
an artificial tree.
249
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:28,158
The whole Christmas I refused
to sing "O Tannenbaum."
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00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,867
Oh, my.
251
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:35,499
You were a bad, bad Borland.
252
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:40,437
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm OK.
253
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It was a long time ago.
254
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,486
I mean, are you OK?
255
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,586
No.
256
00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:56,792
Mark's singing. It's Christmas.
I want the whole family to be together.
257
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,128
Why'd you make Brad stay home?
258
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,098
I'd have loved to drag him
here against his will.
259
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,199
That's a great vision
for Christmas -
260
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:08,137
the four of us singing hymns,
you with Brad in a headlock.
261
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:12,903
It just doesn't seem like Christmas
without us all being together.
262
00:16:18,609 --> 00:16:20,950
- Excuse me.
- Where are you going?
263
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,613
Off to the little boys' room
to take a pew.
264
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,600
Jeez, Dad, what are you
doing here?
265
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:42,905
I came home to get you. My question
is, what are you doing with the skis?
266
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,340
Uh, I... I was gonna
donate 'em to the needy.
267
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:51,147
Yeah. Yeah, that's just what they need
down there at the mission. Food and skis.
268
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,615
Look, Dad, I explained it all
in the note.
269
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,046
Well, it better be a good one.
270
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:03,059
"Went skiing. Brad."
271
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,594
Your mom and I specifically
said you don't go skiing,
272
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,596
and you were gonna disobey us.
273
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,565
I wasn't disobeying you.
274
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,867
You said I couldn't go with
the Wheelers, and I'm not.
275
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,570
- Well, how are you gonna get there?
- Hitchhike.
276
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,572
Hitchhike? Sit down over here.
277
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,874
All I wanted to do
was be with my friends.
278
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,510
A lot of people I like
are gonna be down there.
279
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,842
Christmas is not about
being with people you like!
280
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:29,813
It's about being with
your family.
281
00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:34,924
Dad, it's just one Christmas.
It's not that big a deal.
282
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,054
Well, it is to your mom
and to me and to me.
283
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:44,900
I can't believe
you'd be this selfish.
284
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,436
Listen to me. Um...
285
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,438
In a couple years, you'll be 18.
286
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,469
You'll be off to college...
or a good trade school.
287
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:56,045
And we won't see you.
288
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,948
But, Dad, I'll come home.
289
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,951
You'll come a couple Christmases. But then
you'll get married, and I'll never see you.
290
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,955
Your mom's family lives in Texas, mine's in
Colorado. We never see them for holidays.
291
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:10,159
You don't know how many Christmases we
have together. I won't be around forever.
292
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,961
What do you mean?
293
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,796
Face the facts.
294
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,798
You've seen the stunts
I pull on Tool Time.
295
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,761
I can't keep dodging the bullet.
296
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:22,537
I gotta get back to church
and see your brother sing.
297
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:26,536
You can sit here and think about what
a merry Christmas you've made this.
298
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:43,826
Well, I checked in every
stall in the bathroom -
299
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,395
men's and women's.
300
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,597
Boy, was Mrs. Lindsay surprised.
301
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:52,367
I wonder where he is.
302
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,604
Maybe he decided to go home
and set up his Christmas lights.
303
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,441
You really think he'd rather set
up the lights than hear Mark sing?
304
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,238
What was I thinking?
305
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,383
Who's Leon?
306
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:18,788
Maybe Leon was born
in the manger next door.
307
00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:46,121
- Where've you been?
- I-I went home and I...
308
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:50,025
I was hoping to have a little
surprise for you, and, um...
309
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,394
- Hi, Mom.
- Brad!
310
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,629
Scooch over.
311
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:58,328
Oh, honey. I'm so glad you came.
312
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:02,065
If you're so glad,
how come you're crying?
313
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:06,675
I get a little emotional
around the holidays.
314
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,710
I see I'm not the only one.
315
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,746
Oh, no. This isn't emotion.
316
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,709
It's Al. He's not wearing
any deodorant.
317
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,951
I don't think so, Tim.
318
00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:05,467
Hey, guys, come on. Hurry up.
The contest's about to start.
319
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,305
Gee! I don't know, Tim. There's
an awful lot of lights here.
320
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,308
We'll have to take out a mortgage
to pay the electric bill.
321
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,944
All right, Dad. Let her rip.
322
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,179
No, wait a minute. I think we
should say a prayer first.
323
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,610
Please, Lord,
don't let our house blow up.
324
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,422
- Amen.
- Amen.
325
00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:27,222
- Wait, get back.
- All right, guys.
326
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,019
Cross your fingers. Ready?
327
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,865
- Looks wonderful.
- Awesome.
328
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:38,834
- Cool.
- Wow.
329
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:43,538
Oh, oh, oh, Tim,
that is a lovely use of neon.
330
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:47,042
Reminds me of the Christmas
I spent in Las Vegas.
331
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:48,844
You really like it, Wilson?
332
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,713
You've reached the apex of your
Christmas decorating career.
333
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,815
I hope I can convince
those stupid judges of that.
334
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,951
- There's only one judge.
- Just one?
335
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,219
Mm-hmm. And it's me.
336
00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,117
Did I say stupid?
I meant stupendous.
337
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,760
If you're the judge, we've kinda
got a leg up on the competition.
338
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,064
Well, I don't know. Doc Johnson's
display is very effective.
339
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,794
- Plus, I used to be a patient of his.
- Huh?
340
00:22:13,964 --> 00:22:17,706
Brad, you put Blitzen's light
in Rudolf's nose.
341
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,409
Tim, does one bulb
make that big a difference?
342
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:23,312
Yes. I'm a perfectionist. Wilson, hold off
the judging till I get this finished.
343
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,342
Mm-hmm.
344
00:22:26,911 --> 00:22:29,684
Be careful up there.
It's slippery.
345
00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:30,785
Don't worry, honey.
346
00:22:30,815 --> 00:22:34,184
Yeah, I've heard that before.
347
00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:39,461
Oh.
348
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:43,032
Hey, Dad, be careful
if the light bulb is wet.
349
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,394
It'll be fine.
350
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,171
Well, good golly, Taylors,
I think you won the contest.
351
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,569
I did not realize there was a
full-size electric Tim on the roof.
352
00:22:54,572 --> 00:22:58,175
Hey, Dad, we're coming up!
Hurry!
353
00:23:04,415 --> 00:23:05,954
Happy holidays!
354
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,384
Happy holidays!
354
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:14,342
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