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Oh, nice hit!
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Yes. Oh, yeah, that'll
be fine. OK, bye-bye.
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Tim, you know
what my problem is?
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(louder) Tim! You know
what my problem is?
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Huh?
You know
what my problem is?
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You repeat yourself.
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No. I am just too nice.
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That's what I was gonna say.
Can I watch this fight,
please?
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No. Here. Wait.
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(turns sound down)
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Why are you turning
the sound down?
I need your help. Here...
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What's the point of
listening to the fight
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if I can't hear their skulls
being batted around?
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You know that woman -
Marilyn Sanders -
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who's always raising money
for everything?
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Cute blonde with
the really big... eyes?
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Those "eyes" are way bigger
than they were six months ago.
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Anyway, she talked me
into heading up
this library fund-raiser.
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I don't have time for this.
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I got the job and the boys
and... my inattentive husband.
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Huh?
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Tim, come on.
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Tell you what you do.
What?
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You call her up
and you lie to her,
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tell her you gotta
spend all this time
with your husband
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'cause he's got
a severe mental problem.
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Where's the lie?
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What do you think, could we
put the kids in the middle?
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Al has just cleaned this window
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with Binford's
standard-size squeegee,
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perfect for daily jobs.
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For the big job, you might
want to turn to Binford's
mega squeegee.
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This can clean the windshield
of a big rig in one stroke.
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And a storefront
in under a minute.
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And Al's mother's back
in less than an hour.
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Now remember, if it doesn't
say "Binford" on it,
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somebody else
probably makes it.
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(musical flourish)
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That brings us
to the final segment
here on Tool Time.
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When men get done doing
a real hard job,
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sometimes we don't look like
we want to, right, Al?
No, we don't.
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I'm usually hot,
greasy, sweaty...
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And bleeding.
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But help is on the way.
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To give us some grooming tips
from the job site,
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we've invited those boys from
Bay City, Michigan, back -
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the guys from
K&B Construction Company.
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Let's give 'em
a big Tool Time welcome.
Come on, everybody.
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Timmy!
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You all remember
Pete and Dwayne.
You got a new member - Gus.
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Gus, what'd you do before you
joined up with K&B?
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Tim, I spent nine years
teaching 12th-grade math.
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Dwayne spent nine years
taking 12th-grade math.
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Could we? Great.
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What kind of grooming tips
you got for us?
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Well, Tim, probably
the biggest concern
in construction today
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is when you've got to
go somewhere really fancy
straight from the job site.
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That's right, buddy.
You can't show up
looking like this
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to Vegas Night at the Kiwanis.
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So...
what's a guy to do?
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Well, Tim, we like to use
the tools of our trade
to clean up our act.
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Let me show you.
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Tim, I want you
to take a look at my boot
and tell me what you see.
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All right. Marv, move in
and let's take a look at this.
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Oh. Good golly, Molly.
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I see a little bit
of concrete shavings,
maybe some tar...
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something maybe you
should have wiped off
before you came in.
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It's not gonna
look like that for long,
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'cause all I have to do
is take an ordinary sock,
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roll it around
my screwdriver like this,
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stick the screwdriver
in my drill...
All right.
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and voilà, I've got myself
a nifty boot buffer.
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(whirring)
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Hey, hey!
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Now there's a tip
we can all use.
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I've always said
you can tell a man
by the shine of his shoes.
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And by how clean his nails are.
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You need a little work
on those nails.
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That's why we've got this line
of Binford hand-care products
in attractive packaging.
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Environmentally sound.
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I know they're dirty now, Tim,
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but sometimes on the job site,
when you ain't got no water,
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you can't get your nails clean.
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So before I step out
to the discos,
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I take a ten-penny nail,
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and I scrunch out
all that filth and crud.
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Marv, you wanna come
in for a closeup?
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No, let's not do that now.
Out of respect for people
who might be having a meal,
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we'll forgo that demonstration,
but thanks so much
for showing us that.
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OK, OK.
Anything else
you guys got for us?
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Well, Tim, probably
the biggest grooming problem
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out on
the construction site
is... well, helmet hair.
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Oh, yeah, hat head.
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Not a real big problem
on your end, is it?
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Why don't I just buff that up
to a high gloss?
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Tim, I've found that a good,
strong air compressor...
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works beautifully to add bounce
to a lifeless hairdo.
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You wanna give it a shot?
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Right here.
All right.
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OK, that's better.
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That's all the time we have.
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Next time we get
to more grooming tips,
the guys can come back.
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Al, why don't you tell us
what's on the next show?
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Next week, we'll
be doing our salute
to electrical...
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(air hisses)
...wiring!
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That's all the time we have.
Thanks for joining us
on Tool Time.
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I'm Tim Taylor.
See you next time.
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Al.
Hi.
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Did you hear what happened?
What's that?
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Mr. Binford died.
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Mr. Binford?
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Yeah, he had a heart attack
this morning.
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Oh... I can't
believe that.
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Does Tim know?
I don't think so.
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Oh, boy, he's gonna
be devastated.
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Mr. Binford was like
a father to him.
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And don't do that again.
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Oh, that was a fun show.
Thanks, guys. A lot of fun.
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Brace yourself, Tim.
Something awful has happened.
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You saw your mom in the shower?
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Mr. Binford died.
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How can you play darts
at a time like this?
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Because the foosball table's
broken.
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Mr. Binford passed away.
Don't you think
we should talk about this?
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He's dead.
Now get outta my way.
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I think you need to grieve.
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I think you need
to get outta my way.
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If you don't
wanna talk about it,
I certainly do.
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Oh, come on.
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Mr. Binford's death
was very traumatic for me.
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There was... there was something
left unresolved between us.
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Between you and John?
Yes.
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Last week, I asked
if we could have
a hot-water spigot
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on the water cooler.
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He said he didn't think
it was necessary.
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So the next morning,
I was very curt to him
when I said hello.
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Yeah?
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Well, that's it.
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Now I have to live with that
for the whole rest of my life.
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Boy, that's
a terrible burden, Al.
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I know.
It's probably nothing
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compared to what you
must be going through.
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I'm not going through anything.
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When was the last time
you spoke with him?
Yesterday.
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You did? How'd he sound?
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Alive!
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Did he say anything
about my being curt to him?
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Did he say...?
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As a matter of fact, that's...
that's all we talked about.
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I'm convinced that
that's what killed him, Al.
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Al, it was a joke.
Ooh-ooh.
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Al, come on!
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Sorry, Tim,
but I... I don't have
my usual sense of humor.
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And frankly, I find
your attempt at levity
a little inappropriate.
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What am I gonna do,
cry in my beer?
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If you did, I wouldn't
look down on you.
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It's not gonna bring him back.
All right?
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That's not the point.
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You suffered a big loss.
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We all did.
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Pull it together, will you, Al?
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I just... I didn't really
need that spigot!
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I just thought
maybe it would be nice
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to have some hot chocolate
once in a while.
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It devastates him
when they run out of corn nuts.
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Oh, good. Guys, hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
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I got 250 flyers
I gotta send out
for the library fund-raiser.
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I gotta stuff 'em,
fold them, stamp them,
address them tonight.
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Who wants to volunteer?
Good luck.
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See ya.
Bye.
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Who wants their allowance
this week?
I'll help.
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So will I.
Me too.
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I knew I could
count on you boys.
There you go.
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Looks like Mom's
suckered you guys
into helping out.
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Uh-huh. You're next.
Hi.
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So how was your day?
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John Binford died.
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What?
He had a massive
heart attack.
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You're not gonna make us
go to the funeral.
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There's no way I'm going.
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Hey, guys, be quiet for a sec.
When is the funeral gonna be?
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Tuesday at noon.
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A school day.
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Oh... poor
Mr. Binford.
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Yeah, I really loved him.
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Will you guys
show a little respect?
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Yeah, please.
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Why don't you guys get changed?
Let's go play some basketball
at the Y.
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Yeah!
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Honey, why basketball?
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What about John Binford?
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I don't think he can play
in his condition.
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Tim, don't you wanna
talk about this?
Not really.
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Well, I'd like
to talk about it.
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Why don't you call Al?
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I don't wanna talk to Al.
I wanna talk to you.
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I mean, John Binford
meant a lot to both of us.
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He not only gave you
your first job,
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he loaned us the money
for this house.
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He was the first person there
when all the boys were born.
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He was a sweet, wonderful man.
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You're not gonna cry, are ya?
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Well, yeah, I might.
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What is it
with everybody today?
You're crying.
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Al, today at Big Mike's,
was blubbering like a baby.
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Honey, there is
nothing wrong with crying
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when somebody
close to you dies.
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It wasn't just his crying.
He was singing "Oh, Danny Boy."
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Dad, we're ready.
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All right. Why don't you guys
head out to the car?
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You are avoiding your emotions.
I know you've gotta
be feeling something.
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I'm feeling like playing
a little basketball.
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And I wish everybody would
mind their own business
about this.
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John is dead. He's gone.
End of the line.
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Next stop, tool heaven!
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Ball.
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All right, sodas
for the winners
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in the biggest
basketball victory
in YMCA history.
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Huh. Yeah, some victory -
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you and Brad
beating me and Mark.
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Who you gonna take on next?
Nana and Grandpa?
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Forget about it!
Nana's way too tough
under the boards.
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I think we should take on
Nana and Grandpa.
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Good, Mark.
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What do you wanna drink?
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How about a brewski?
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How about a root brewski?
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Dad, I was real proud
of you tonight.
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Thanks. It wasn't easy
driving to the basket
against Mark.
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I'm talking about what happened
with Mr. Binford.
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I think you've been
taking it like a man.
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Well, I don't think
Mom thinks so.
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She thinks I should get all
teary-eyed over this thing.
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That would be stupid.
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It wouldn't be stupid.
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Dad, guys don't cry.
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Yes, guys cry.
239
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,576
Like when?
240
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,612
If you scratch the paint
on that hot rod, you watch...
241
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,849
Yeah, but you don't cry.
How do you know that?
242
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,851
'Cause you don't
let stuff get to you.
243
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,853
Stuff gets to me.
244
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,855
Well, the great part is,
no one can tell.
245
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:56,099
(Wilson humming)
246
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,805
(door shuts)
247
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,608
Hey, Wilson.
Hi-ho, Tim.
248
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,343
What are you doing?
249
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:10,247
I'm aerating my lawn
with my new steel-tipped
aerator sandals.
250
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,652
Do you ever cry, Wilson?
251
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,622
Anytime I step on my foot
with one of these
silly sandals.
252
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,958
Yeah, I can understand that.
253
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,360
No, seriously.
Do you ever cry?
254
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,464
Well, Tim, I have been known
to weep on occasion.
255
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:30,033
Well, I'm not much
in the tears department.
256
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,637
I'm afraid
Brad is growing up thinking
that's the way it should be.
257
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,272
And that bothers you?
258
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,140
Kind of, yeah.
259
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:42,179
Hmm. Does this
have anything to do
with Mr. Binford?
260
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,181
How'd you hear about that?
261
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,751
Jill told me she needed
somebody to talk to.
262
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:51,121
She said you were out
shooting hoops.
263
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,491
You know, Wilson,
the trouble is,
264
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,893
Binford and I were
really, really close,
265
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,196
and I seem like
I'm the only person
not crying about this.
266
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,732
Why do you think that is?
267
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,636
I don't know. As long
as I can remember,
I've been like this.
268
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,172
When my father died,
I know I was real sad,
but I don't remember crying.
269
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:12,376
Well, Tim, maybe crying
isn't your outlet.
270
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:16,013
The shedding of tears
is just one way
that people mourn.
271
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,348
(grunts) Oh?
Oh, yes.
272
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,384
In parts of Mexico,
the bereaved
273
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,086
decorate the grave
with smiling puppets,
274
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,122
and then they eat
chocolate coffins.
275
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,925
Melts in your mouth,
but not in the ground.
276
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,359
On the Solomon Islands,
277
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:33,631
they hang
the dead man's arms
on his hut.
278
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,933
And in feudal Japan,
when a lord died,
279
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,968
the ronin samurai
would show their loyalty
280
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,838
by disemboweling themselves.
281
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,240
Whew, talk about guts.
282
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:50,047
Point is, Tim, when you lose
somebody who's close to you,
283
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,783
you have to find a way
to mourn.
284
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,554
It's what enables you
to accept the fact
285
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,023
that person is really,
286
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:03,193
truly... gone.
287
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,494
(grunts) Yeah.
288
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,430
Thanks, Wilson.
That was real...
289
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:15,105
Hey, where have you been?
290
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,441
Well, let's see.
291
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,945
After I ate dinner alone,
then I went to the mailbox
and mailed the 250 flyers
292
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,981
which I stuffed, stamped
and addressed myself
293
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,584
because you took the boys
to play basketball.
294
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,886
I should have stuck around
and talked to you.
295
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,955
I would have
preferred that, yeah.
296
00:16:33,391 --> 00:16:36,994
I'm sorry, Jill,
but, you know, I didn't know
how to talk about this stuff.
297
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,496
I'm really uncomfortable
with this death thing.
298
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,765
Which is why we have kids
instead of pets,
299
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,767
'cause they last longer.
300
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:55,980
Honey, I knew that
you were upset about it.
301
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,049
But, you know,
you didn't know why.
302
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,350
John Binford
303
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,087
was the greatest guy
in the world to me.
304
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,690
And you know what the
first thing I thought about
when I heard he was dead?
305
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,293
Are they gonna cancel
the show? Am I out of a job?
That is so selfish.
306
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,930
I don't think that's selfish.
307
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,099
You were thinking about
the welfare of your family.
It's not selfish.
308
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,334
What if I told you
I was worried if the show
went off the air,
309
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,337
no one would recognize me
at the mall?
310
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,572
That would be
a selfish thing, yeah.
311
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:26,110
I just don't know how to mourn
for John Binford.
312
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,712
Is there anything
I can do to help you?
313
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,983
No. I'm pretty sure that people
have to learn how to mourn
for themselves.
314
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,786
People mourn in
different cultures
in different ways.
315
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,722
In some cultures, they put
chocolate puppets in coffins.
316
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,027
In the Chinoogie Islands,
or someplace,
317
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,896
they actually hang arms
on aluminum siding
318
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,965
as a way to do this.
319
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,633
And Ronny the samurai -
320
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,402
you don't even wanna know
what he does.
321
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,572
I don't know, Tim.
It may take a while,
322
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:59,309
but I think that
you're gonna find
a way to grieve.
323
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,546
You know, I just hope that
you don't cut anything off.
324
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,651
Does everybody know
what time it is?
325
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,319
(all) Tool Time!
326
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,321
That's right. Binford Tools
is proud to present
327
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,957
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
328
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,125
Whoo!
329
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,428
(grunting)
330
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:21,865
Thank you, Heidi,
and thank you, everybody.
331
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,301
Welcome to Tool Time. I am
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
332
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,370
You all know my assistant -
Al "Cry Me a River" Borland.
333
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,239
Ha-ha-ha.
334
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,274
If I didn't let
my feelings out, Tim,
335
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,211
I would not be
the man I am today.
336
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,880
That's food for thought,
isn't it?
337
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,516
Anyway, today, we're gonna
talk about John Binford.
338
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,319
Founder of Binford Tools.
339
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,589
Uh, John Binford
passed away this Thursday.
340
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,892
And, um... John Binford
was a heck of a guy.
341
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,661
He was the kind of guy
you could call 24 hours a day
if anything as bothering you.
342
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,064
He was always there for you.
343
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,367
The kind of guy
who would forgive someone
for being curt.
344
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:02,172
Or Russell or whatever
your name might be.
345
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,211
Uh... John Binford
believed in me
346
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,679
when I was just
a tool salesman
many years ago.
347
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,916
He handpicked me to host
what has now become...
348
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,886
Michigan's fourth-highest-rated
cable tool show.
349
00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:25,695
I owe a lot to John Binford.
In his honor, I've made him
a special tombstone. Al.
350
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:33,270
This is outta one piece
of Michigan limestone.
351
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,405
I'm very impressed, Tim.
352
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,907
Thanks, Al.
353
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,342
I chiseled this out of limestone
in the shape of a claw hammer,
354
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,478
which is the first hammer
that Binford designed.
355
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,780
Yes, it was.
356
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,182
John once told me that...
357
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,351
with the right tool,
you can fix anything.
358
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,020
Huh.
359
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,355
Unfortunately, um...
360
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,725
there's no tool that can fix
how I'm feeling right now.
361
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,394
I'm gonna miss you, John.
362
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,565
You know, I think we should
bid John farewell
363
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:05,568
in the Tool Time fashion -
364
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,570
a little tribute
to John Binford
365
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:11,141
with a Binford
21 nail-gun salute.
366
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,984
Do you... think this is
a little dangerous, Tim?
367
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,287
No, wait. Warren,
the protective drop cloth,
please.
368
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,956
Have you tried this?
369
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,658
The drop cloths
will collect all the nails.
It'll be perfect.
370
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,828
You've tried this?
Hold on, hold on.
371
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,362
(electronic whirring)
372
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:37,234
Klaus, some music, please.
373
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,436
(♪ Taps)
374
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,309
So long, Johnny.
375
00:20:48,546 --> 00:20:49,612
(chuckling)
376
00:20:57,121 --> 00:20:59,156
Tim, just be careful.
377
00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:05,162
Get the...
378
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,231
Pull the...
pull the plug!
379
00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,202
(nail gunscontinue firing)
380
00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:16,940
Hey. That's all
of our show today.
381
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,776
I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
I gotta get outta here.
382
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,252
Hi, guys.
How was the funeral?
383
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,453
It was great.
There was tool reps
from everywhere.
384
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,455
All these I remember
from the old days.
385
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,092
You never saw so many
tear-stained beer bellies.
386
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,628
And poor Al, blubbering
about some water spigot?
387
00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:42,165
He was broken up about that,
wasn't he?
388
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,968
Not as broken up as you were.
389
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,169
You cried?
390
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:49,873
He cried more than the widow.
391
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,676
That's 'cause she didn't
have to pay for parking.
392
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:56,513
I'm gonna go change.
393
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,249
Dad, I can't believe you cried.
394
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,251
I can't believe I did, either.
395
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,253
I thought I said goodbye
on Tool Time.
396
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,023
Once I started talking with
those guys, it just came out.
397
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:10,827
But you know what?
After I was crying, I felt
like a pathetic old woman.
398
00:22:17,268 --> 00:22:20,437
Remember, if it doesn't
say "Binford" on it...
399
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,772
somebody else's name
is probably there.
400
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,541
(musical flourish)
401
00:22:31,649 --> 00:22:34,184
Stay down!
That brings us
to the next segment...
402
00:22:41,725 --> 00:22:43,593
I don't feel so good.
402
00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:50,710
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