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All right, now that we have an even layer
of mortar, it's time to float our brick.
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There we go. One more course,
and our brick wall will be finished.
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Oh, golly, Al. I'm out of brick.
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Are you telling me, Tim, that
you're a few bricks shy of a load?
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No, I'm telling you you're one wisecrack
short of unemployment.
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Now please go back
and get the rest of the brick.
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While Al's back there,
we'll finish up the... Shh, shh, shh.
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Tim, there doesn't seem to be any... Tim?
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Tim?
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Tim's not here anymore.
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Gotcha pretty good, didn't I?
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Yes, Tim. I'm quaking.
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That's a good mask.
Who are you supposed to be?
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I'm Al.
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It's an Al!
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It's Halloween and we all can't be
as spooky as Al here.
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But we can cut ourselves
some frightening jack-o'- lanterns.
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That's right, Tim. As you can see,
I've ready carved my jack-o'- lantern.
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Although I've noticed you have
not carved your jack-o'- lantern.
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How perceptive of you, Al.
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Well, I could spend long,
boring hours whittling away
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with an eensy-weensy
carving knife like you.
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Or I could put some excitement
into the pumpkin-carving process
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and sculpt my pumpkin using what?
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More power!
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Darn right, more power.
I've cored and scored this bad boy.
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All I need now is a small explosion
to pop the pieces out of the pumpkin.
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I've filled the pumpkin with natural gas,
installed a small sparking device
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that's activated by
this simple remote control.
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Don't try this at home, children.
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I believe that charge
might be a little too...
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Too powerful for you, Al? Too manly?
A little too macho?
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- No, all I'm...
- If that's the case, Al,
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why don't you just cower
and hide behind the desk here?
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Because this bad boy
is about ready to go.
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See there, Al.
Nothing to worry about, buddy.
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What do you think?
Could we put the kids in the middle?
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Tim! How are you doing down there?
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Almost done.
Igor, let go of my leg!
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What are you guys doing?
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I'm making the food
for Brad's Halloween party.
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Perhaps you would like to try
some dirt and worms.
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- Mom, please tell me I'm adopted.
- Mmm!
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- Delicious.
- Oh, gross.
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Well, I don't think we'll have to worry
about the insurance salesman for awhile.
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How's the haunted house?
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Haunted house? Come on,
I've designed the Catacombs of Terror.
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- Can we take a look?
- It's pretty scary and dangerous there.
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Are either of you pregnant
or wearing a pacemaker?
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- No.
- No.
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What have you been doing down
there all day long? What took so long?
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Come on, honey.
Horror takes time.
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Besides, when Brad's guests
get here tonight,
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they're gonna be down there
with their hair bleached white,
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eyes bugging out with that look of horror.
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That's the way you looked
on our wedding day.
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I shouldn't have lifted the veil.
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Who told you to wear it?
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Come sit down. I want you to finish this up
for me so I can go pick up my costume.
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This party starts in an hour.
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I ran around like crazy
getting all this stuff done.
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- I didn't have time to get it.
- All right. What do I do?
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OK, I want you to put these grapes
into this tapioca.
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What's that supposed to be?
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Eyeballs and pus. Mm!
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Home cooking, huh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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If I put green food coloring in here,
it would look infected.
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Oh, that's good. That's real good.
Do that.
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Mom, everything fits
except for the pants.
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Who are you?
No, what are you?
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Raggedy Andy.
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That's right
It's Halloween, I'm sorry.
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Look out, Frankenstein.
Look out, Werewolf, it's Raggedy!
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No, just when you thought it
was safe to go back to the toy box...
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- It's Andy!
- Come on.
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Hey, boo! Hey! Boo-hoo.
Boo, dude, boo.
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He and Jennifer are dressing alike.
She's gonna go as Raggedy Ann.
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Hold still because I'm gonna
be pinning you here.
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- I feel like a sissy.
- You are not a sissy.
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The two of you are
gonna look so cute together.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
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Brad, a lot of times men do things
they don't want to do
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so the women they're going out with
will do things they don't want to do.
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- Like what?
- Yeah, like what, Tim?
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Get married,
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de-grease an engine,
shave your back hair.
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Shut the door, please!
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Dad, I opened the tool locker
and saw...
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Shh, shh, shh! Quiet.
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Hey, why are you wearing
a mop on your head?
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Shut up, geek.
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- I think your costume looks great.
- Oh, if you like it, I'm dead.
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OK, boys. Let's go.
You go get your costumes on now.
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Put that down! Put it down!
Go, now, now, now!
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Raggedy Andy.
Brad's got it bad for that girl, Jennifer.
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Aw, if I asked you to wear that costume,
you'd do it for me, wouldn't you?
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I don't think so, Jill.
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Besides, Brad likes Jennifer
a lot more than I like you.
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You wouldn't catch me
in any fairy tale outfit
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because I've got the scariest costume
in the Motor City.
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Wrong-o, cherry buns.
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The rental-house manager
has guaranteed me
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that I have the scariest-looking
costume that they have ever had.
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They've got a costume
that looks like you at 7 am?
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Wilson, the Catacomb of Terror is just
about complete, but I need your chains.
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Right inside the garage, good neighbor.
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This is gonna be great.
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It's gonna be so scary down there,
those kids are gonna love this.
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I'm sure they will, Tim. I believe it
was Winston Churchill who said,
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"There's nothing so exhilarating
as being shot at and missed. "
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Safe bet it wasn't Lincoln who said that.
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Well, everybody loves
a good scare, Tim.
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- Yeah, why is that?
- Well, Tim. It's just a physical reaction.
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When a person becomes frightened,
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his body releases
large amounts of epinephrine.
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- I love that song, too.
- Hm?
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Tall and tan and young and lovely,
the girl from epinephrine goes walking...
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No, no, no, no, Tim.
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You're talking Ipanema.
I'm talking epinephrine.
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Oh, yeah, sure you are. Sure.
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Well, let's just say adrenaline.
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It speeds up the conversion
of glycogen into glucose.
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And glucose supplies energy
to the muscles, thus making them
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more efficient for a fight or flight.
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I don't care what it does. When Brad's
friends see this Catacomb of Terror,
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they'll be epinephrine in their pants.
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After 8:00, why don't you slide around
back and let yourself in the basement?
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Oh, I'll be there, Tim.
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I also need that special meat cleaver.
You know what I'm talking about?
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Coming right up, neighbor.
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Mark, hurry up! Come on!
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Johnny's Mom's gonna be here.
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- Hey, Randy?
- What?
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Have you seen that meat cleaver
around anywhere?
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No, Dad.
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Come on. Really.
I've got a splitting headache.
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Dad, don't you ever get tired
of that fake meat cleaver gag?
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I got a little surprise for you, fella.
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It's a real meat cleaver.
It's a fake head.
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- Where's Mom?
- She's upstairs getting dressed.
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- Is it a real scary costume?
- I don't know. I haven't seen it.
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I'm ready.
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm Daddy. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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- Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
- Right. Yeah.
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You should have gone as Al.
We could have gotten more stuff.
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Oh, that's Johnny's mom. We gotta go.
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Let's take a look in there
real quick, though.
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What have you got in here, No Beard?
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OK. We've got eggs,
soap, shaving cream.
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You're gonna hatch one of these?
Get a chicken, shave it, and give it a bath?
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Johnny's mom asked us
to pick up a few things.
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She said she didn't have
time to go the store.
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Nice try.
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You guys get going.
Have some fun.
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Remember, only go to houses we know.
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Don't eat anything
until we have a chance to check it out.
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Watch both ways
when you cross the street.
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Have some fun.
Honey, would you hurry on down here?
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The kids are almost here
and I can't wait to see your scary costume.
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I hope you're watching
those monkey skulls.
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- They shouldn't get too soft.
- Shoot!
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Oh, no. I hope you didn't ruin them.
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No, they're all right.
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Monkey's are fine, but that organ grinder's
a little crispy in there.
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Don't even start!
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That's the scariest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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I had a little problem with
the reservation.
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Hide the dip!
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They lost my reservation.
This is all they had left.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now.
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Hey, Brad! Hustle up!
Your friends are here!
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- I'll be right down!
- Trick or treat!
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Get in! Come on!
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You look so great!
These are great costumes.
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You got a devil,
and a ballerina, and a bunny.
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I don't like the way you're looking at
Miss Carrot. Get over there. Get out.
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Hi, Mrs. Taylor.
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Curtis! Ho-ho-ho,
Tim, Curtis is here.
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Mrs. Taylor, that's a great costume.
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- Thank you.
- You can't even see how fat you are.
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- What are you supposed to be, Curtis?
- I'm an atom.
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Then why don't you split.
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Very funny, Mrs. Taylor.
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Tell you what. Why don't you
help me put the hair on the monkey skulls?
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I'll get it!
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Hello, Bradley.
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I thought you were coming
as Raggedy Ann.
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I changed my mind.
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Why?
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You made it very clear that you didn't
want to be at this party with me tonight.
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- When?
- You know when.
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Hey, Taylor.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing.
Jennifer and I are together.
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She's supposed to be with me.
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So get over it. Besides...
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- you're having a bad hair day, dude.
- Shut up, Danny.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Cut it out! Come on!
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We don't do this around here.
All right?
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- He started it.
- Did you start this?
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Leave me alone.
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Come on! Brad, come back here!
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Mrs. Taylor, why did Brad leave?
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Well, I don't know.
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I suppose he's just embarrassed
about his costume.
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Oh, when are you gonna leave?
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OK, girls, here you go.
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Dirt filled with worms. Ha-hah!
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Come on, buddy.
You gotta eat something.
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Hi, my name is Curtis.
You don't have a very good costume.
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- Take a hike.
- Guess what I am.
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An idiot?
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- He's Brad doing?
- Oh, he's OK.
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He just wants to have
a few minutes by himself.
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You know, this zipper is, like, sticking.
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I think I had too much punch.
Can you fix this for me?
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All right, too much punch.
How does this feel?
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Ah! Don't do that! Come on!
What are you looking for?
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- Vegetable peeler.
- Oh, come on, Tim!
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This is getting, you know,
like, kinda serious.
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- It is serious, huh?
- Yes.
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- Let me get the bolt cutter.
- No, no, no, no!
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I put a huge deposit on this thing.
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- Just kidding. A little spray lubricant.
- You have to do this now.
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- Sit still for a minute.
- Now.
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- Mr. Taylor?
- Yeah, what is it, Curtis?
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Where's the bathroom?
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Well, for atoms like you,
it's down the hall, near the cyclotron.
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- You got it?
- You're free.
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Out of my way, atom boy!
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- How's it going, sport?
- OK.
234
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Don't you wanna come inside
and join the rest of us?
235
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Yeah, I think I'll go in
and beat up Danny.
236
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,151
Aren't you mad at the wrong person?
237
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,453
I can't beat up Jennifer.
238
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Oh, I don't know.
I think you could take her.
239
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Dad!
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What happened with you two?
What did you do?
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- Nothing.
- Come on.
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What was the last thing that
happened before she got mad at you?
243
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,968
I don't know.
244
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Help me. Think. Was it tonight?
Yesterday? After school?
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Yesterday after school,
we played kickball.
246
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All right. Got a clue now.
247
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,816
You didn't kick her in the face
with the ball, did you?
248
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:26,186
- No.
- Good. 'Cause women really hate that.
249
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- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
250
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,527
Besides, why does
it have to be my fault?
251
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Son, it's always our fault.
252
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:42,536
Why didn't she just tell me?
She said I should know.
253
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She didn't tell you because...
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women aren't as smart
as they think they are.
255
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:51,678
They don't realize
how little we actually know.
256
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,716
You gotta go in there
and find out what's going on.
257
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:59,319
- Try to see her side of it.
- I don't care about her side.
258
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,891
Really? Why are you wearing
a red wig and a size-18 shoe?
259
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,393
- OK, I care.
- All right. Go in and talk to her.
260
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,396
And remember, the two most important
things you can tell a woman are,
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"I understand. "
262
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- I understand?
- Right.
263
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Say those two words. They'll forgive
you for just about anything.
264
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- Got it.
- Oh, one more thing.
265
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,207
Lose the wig and shoes.
266
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:29,183
- How's Brad?
- He's OK.
267
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,551
We had a little man-to-man talk.
268
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:33,353
I shared some of my expertise
on women.
269
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:38,559
Oh. After that, you talked
about neurosurgery?
270
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:41,061
No. We talked about how much
happier you would have been
271
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if you'd married a big cabbage.
272
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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I thought you were
coming as Raggedy Ann.
274
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- I was going to.
- I understand.
275
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,327
Understand what?
276
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:25,906
Um... I, uh...
I understand you're mad at me.
277
00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:29,309
Who wouldn't be? At kickball
you picked Elaine instead of me.
278
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:33,814
She's good.
I wanted to win.
279
00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:35,415
But you embarrassed me.
280
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,951
You should have seen Elaine.
She was gloating.
281
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,053
Why didn't you just say something
on the playground?
282
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,624
Bradley, how could you not know?
You can be so dense.
283
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,226
Hey, I may be dense,
but my team won.
284
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:49,463
Don't start talking like that,
Brad!
285
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:59,072
But I understand
winning doesn't matter.
286
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,141
I should have picked you.
287
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,479
I'm sorry I didn't
come as Raggedy Ann.
288
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,781
Yeah. Not as sorry as I am.
289
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:32,706
OK, everybody.
Come on down.
290
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:36,710
Uh-oh, the lights don't work.
This is not good.
291
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,547
Be very careful.
292
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,550
Stay together.
293
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:46,587
Watch out for hideous monsters.
294
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,656
There are no hideous
monsters down here.
295
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,059
There's at least one, Curtis.
296
00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:00,033
This isn't scary.
It's totally lame.
297
00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:07,574
Oh, come on, Jennifer.
That's just Brad's dumb little brother.
298
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,409
It is not me.
299
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:13,247
Wait, wait! Watch out!
Watch out! That's chains!
300
00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,449
What could it be?
301
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:22,055
It's Nanastein!
302
00:20:22,156 --> 00:20:25,392
Mother-in-law
from beyond the grave.
303
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:34,168
I seem to have
hocked up a little maggot.
304
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,641
Now I want to kiss a little kid.
Come here!
305
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,386
This is pathetic.
You're in a dress.
306
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,656
You're son's a doll.
And you're wife's a radish.
307
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:58,458
Hey, I'm a carrot.
Learn your vegetables.
308
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,562
You might not like it, but
don't wreck this for everybody else, OK?
309
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,931
If you built this,
it's all gonna fall apart anyway.
310
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:08,135
Mm-hmm. I've seen your show.
It should be called Fool Time.
311
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:16,477
Making fun of Nanastein's
favorite show is not a good idea, son.
312
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:19,813
Why don't you check out
Nana's little toolbox, smarty.
313
00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:24,985
A toolbox, I'm scared.
What's gonna happen?
314
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:27,421
Is a wrench gonna pop out
and say "boo"?
315
00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:32,392
I don't know.
316
00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:35,929
A bucket, I'm scared.
317
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:45,839
Where's my body?!
My body?!
318
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,863
Well, Tim, your haunted house
was a huge success.
319
00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,431
I've gotta hand it to you.
320
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,035
With what?
321
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,971
Oh, thank you, Nanastein.
322
00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:20,841
You are looking so
youthful this evening.
323
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:25,012
Well, it's probably that new moisturizer,
that Formaldehyde of Olay.
324
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,214
See you later, Al.
Nice working with you.
325
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:30,050
- Goodnight, Wilson.
- I'll get that cleaver and give it back...
326
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,385
- Tim.
- What is it, Al?
327
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,753
Well, what about me?
328
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:37,491
- What about you?
- Well, there's spiders down here.
329
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:42,563
Al, those spiders are, like, joke spiders.
Jill bought those at a magician's shop.
330
00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:45,732
They're rubber spiders.
They're a lot of fun. OK?
331
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,402
- Tim.
- I'll be right down to get you.
332
00:22:50,471 --> 00:22:54,908
Tim, I don't think she bought
this at a joke store.
333
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:56,944
Tim!
334
00:23:00,948 --> 00:23:03,217
3, 2...
335
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:06,587
Well, Tim, I have to... Hmm.
336
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,691
3, 2...
337
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,093
Well...
338
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:17,264
We're not highly paid,
but we're skilled.
339
00:23:18,298 --> 00:23:20,801
We're not even that skilled.
340
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:25,205
And I'm not wearing any underwear.
341
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:32,550
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