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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:29,259 This really happened. 2 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:34,420 Seriously... It really did! 3 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:06,620 Chapter I 'Petrenko Pays the Price' 4 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,000 Sit! 5 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,600 So, what now? 6 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:30,000 As they used to say, the war for you, my friend, is over. 7 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,300 Cigarette? 8 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:38,850 No. 9 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:58,359 There was Sander Lars Hansen, and there was me. I'm Johnnie Allen. 10 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:03,409 More about Sander later. I'm an American, born in Tacoma, Washington, who just 11 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:09,000 got a job with, get this, the CIA. Yeah, that CIA. 12 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,839 I've been posted to the tiny little kingdom of Denmark and it's my first day here. 13 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,479 I'm no stranger to small countries, by the way. 14 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,199 My idiot parents raised me from the time I was a baby in a religious cult 15 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,439 in a failed South American stronghold. 16 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:30,679 I never saw the good ol' U-S-of-A until I was 14. Talk about culture shock! 17 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,039 Add to that my funny accent from Curaçao, and you can imagine 18 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:37,200 my high school social standing. Not fun! 19 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,024 Not only do I work for the CIA, but I'm gay. 20 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:44,279 And they don't like it when you're gay and work there. 21 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,919 Which I never understood! Because if you ever want to know 22 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:51,999 everything about anything, just ask your local gay guy. 23 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,260 And if my bible-thumping mother ever found out, 24 00:02:55,361 --> 00:02:58,519 she'd hate me and just tell me to burn in hell. 25 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,360 So, we'll keep that on the down-low. 26 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,679 "Aalborg Intercity train to Hamburg via Lembeck 27 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,959 will depart in a few minutes." 28 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:17,580 Chapter II 'Fish out of Water' 29 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,999 Excuse me, but we're closed. 30 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,080 Sorry? 31 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,439 We're closed. 32 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,639 Oh, you're closed? 33 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,000 - Yeah, we're closed. - Oh, sorry. 34 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,679 Welcome! 35 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,919 What can I help you with? 36 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,319 I'm sorry, I don't speak Danish. 37 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,039 English, of course. Welcome to The Grand. How can I help you? 38 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,559 I just need a room for one night. 39 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,639 Just one single room for only you? 40 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,639 That's right. Just me. 41 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,279 Reservation? 42 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,999 No... 43 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,159 And your name, please? 44 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,559 Johnnie Allen. 45 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,199 Would you please spell it for me? 46 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:22,320 Yeah. It's J-o-h-n-n-i-e. A-l-l-e-n. 47 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:40,060 4 HOURS LATER 48 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,360 Looks like I made it. I'm in Denmark. 49 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:05,039 Walking the cobblestone streets of this beautiful Danish town 50 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,919 led me through places that looked like they were taken from Disney World. 51 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,879 It's weird to see a building that was erected about the same time 52 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,079 that the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth rock. 53 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,960 It's even stranger to see a McDonald's in a building that's older than that! 54 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:27,399 The world turned out to be a little bigger than I expected. And I felt lost. 55 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,040 I've never been as lonely, either. 56 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,279 I can count on one finger the times I've had a one-night stand. 57 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:45,519 But I guess some things cross all language barriers. And "gay need" spoke the loudest. 58 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:50,080 Not my best moment. Especially the morning after. 59 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,759 Can I help you? 60 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,919 Sorry, I don't actually speak any Danish yet. 61 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,679 Oh, that's not a problem. Then we'll do some English. 62 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,159 Please have a seat. So. You need a flat, yes? 63 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,839 Yeah! Someone at the hotel told me about you. 64 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:13,279 Oh! It's my daughter's friend. I knew you were coming! 65 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:17,519 So, I handle a very nice place, not far from here. 66 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,039 And the woman who runs the place takes great care of everyone. 67 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,800 One moment, please. 68 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,479 Odense Realty, this is Mrs. Frandsen. 69 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,039 Yes, can you hold for a moment? Thank you. 70 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,999 When you get to the place, just ask for Emma. 71 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Emma? 72 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:38,199 Yeah? 73 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,030 Sorry, do you speak English? 74 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,100 No. 75 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,919 Oh! Johnnie! 76 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,239 Come with me! 77 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,799 Hi, Emil! 78 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,919 I know who he is because Maria's mom called me. 79 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,839 I want to know when he wants to move in. 80 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,479 Will you translate for me? 81 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:04,839 Ah, hell... 82 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:10,479 Uh... Emma said she knows who you are because Maria's mom already called her. 83 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:16,319 She wanna know when you wants to move in. Are you moving in? 84 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,159 Oh, yeah. I'm from America and I'm going to school here... 85 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,840 Don't they have schools in America? 86 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,759 Anyway. Would you let her know that I would like to move in, 87 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,759 and I would like to take the place as soon as I can. 88 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,960 Yeah. 89 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,040 Yes! Today! 90 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:48,199 My new flat was not only furnished, courtesy of Emma's basement, 91 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,359 but it came complete with friends my age who didn't mind helping me move in. 92 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,559 Even Emil, who was still nursing a hangover, supervised from my couch. 93 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,960 And then there was Emma, who was more grandmother than landlord. 94 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,399 I never imagined that my first place on my own would be on the other side of the world. 95 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:10,520 Or that where I would wind up would change my life forever. The fact is, I was home. 96 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,920 Just a minute! 97 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,839 So, my new friends are inviting me to a welcoming party: for me! 98 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,064 Dang! I was totally floored! 99 00:08:32,165 --> 00:08:35,479 Since Saturday was less than a week away, 100 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,589 and I didn't want to come to the party empty-handed, 101 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,759 it was time for a beer and soda run. 102 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,759 And my first experience with my new neighbor, Bent Gundersen, manager 103 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:52,000 of Boop's Boutique Supermarket. I say "manager" but that's up for debate! 104 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:58,359 Hey! Whoa! Johnnie Allen! You must like beer! 105 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,759 We have the A.A. over here too. Just like in your States! 106 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,000 Screw you, Bent! 107 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,639 Is all for the party on Saturday? 108 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,199 Yeah. Thought I'd help. At least with some of it. 109 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,399 Oh! 110 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,639 Never had a party thrown for me before, you know? 111 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,359 No, no, no, no! 112 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,399 We pay it, for your party! 113 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,039 Uhm, what if I pay for it and you just bring it? How about that? 114 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:28,679 Hmmm... yeah! Yo! It's good. But... shhh... alright? 115 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:32,999 Of course. So, uhm, how much? 116 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,860 Hmmm... Two-thousand kroner, please. It's a Bent Gundersen discount. 117 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,100 Okay. 118 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,759 Isn't it kind of expensive for those beers? 119 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,039 No, it's not. 120 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,279 That can't be the right price. 121 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,839 Yeah! There's deposits. 122 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,199 You sure? 123 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:53,999 Yeah, it is. 124 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,239 Bent Gundersen Discount. Yeah, right... 125 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,619 OUT: -- CODENAME: RASCAL // 126 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:16,500 Requesting assignment info. 127 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,139 IN: -- LANGLEY HUMRES: 128 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:25,380 See Case Officer Copenhagen Station RE duty roster. Earliest possible. 129 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,359 OUT: CODENAME: RASCAL // Surface transport to CPH. Please direct. 130 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,370 IN: LANGLEY HUMRES: 131 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:03,059 Please proceed Station CPH. Meet immediately with C.O. Stupelmann. OUT. 132 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,199 John. Right? 133 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,780 It's Johnnie, actually, Ms. Stupelmann. 134 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:43,239 Johnnie. You can call me Marge. We'll get along just famously, I'm sure. 135 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,250 Sounds good. 136 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:49,359 We have lots for you to do. But first, I wanna know you a little bit better. 137 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,039 Yeah. Sure. 138 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,159 You're queer. 139 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:57,000 I've never run a queer before. Would that be a problem? 140 00:11:57,860 --> 00:11:59,680 What? 141 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:06,780 Now you're deaf? Relax, already. Why do you think we picked you? 142 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,719 We picked you because you're queer. 143 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,079 Can you stop that, please?! 144 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,080 What? 145 00:12:13,081 --> 00:12:14,440 I hate that word! 146 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,439 What? Deaf? 147 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,100 No! Queer! I hate it! 148 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:24,719 Should I be all antiseptic? And call you a "practicing homosexual?" 149 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:29,919 So, what, I'm fired now, right?! I'm 21. I can be a queer if I want to be! 150 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,200 So, kill me! I'm just here to do the job! 151 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:41,120 That's the problem with our kind! We're always so damned dramatic! 152 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,759 What? Wait... 153 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,239 You don't think I'd waste all this classic charm and beauty 154 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,039 on some guy who grunts and ickkk! 155 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,079 Wow! You're a trip, lady! 156 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's "official." 157 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,519 And then there's official, if you know what I mean. 158 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,839 I knew exactly what she meant! 159 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,753 There's nothing more undercover than a closeted gay guy. 160 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,439 But I guess I'd passed the test. 161 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,359 Because Marge called Langley and put me on the duty roster. 162 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,880 Now all I had to do was go home and wait for my first assignment. 163 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,440 This is the police! Come out, American! You're surrounded! 164 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,600 Shut up! Come in, asshole. 165 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,159 So... What are we having? 166 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,799 Eggs and bacon. And toast and jelly. 167 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,319 I bet it's gooood! 168 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,399 It's so good! You won't believe how good it is! 169 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,359 Yeah? It looks like it. 170 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,719 So. How do you like your eggs? 171 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,759 I don't know. Cook them. Maybe like yours. 172 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:50,040 Alright! One Emil Special coming right up! 173 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,879 You know, this is really good food you make. 174 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,319 Thanks! 175 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,159 Anyone ever say that to you? 176 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:09,319 I cook all the time for my little brother and sister. They love it when I do. 177 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,799 I see why. You miss your family? 178 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,839 I do. 179 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:20,439 Well. We'll be your family. You'll even be sick of us. Just like the real ones. 180 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,179 And you're already big news around here. My brother told his mates 181 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:28,519 about the party, and all is good people here. You'll like us. 182 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,839 Yeah. I've never felt so welcome before. 183 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,799 And listen to this! Bent bought six cases of beer for your party! 184 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,239 Six cases! We couldn't believe him when he told us. 185 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,639 Because he's so cheap. We call him Uncle Joakim. 186 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,479 Who's Uncle Joakim? 187 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,439 Oh, yeah. You guys call him Scrooge McDuck. You know, Donald Duck's uncle? 188 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,879 What's tight with the money? 189 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,399 Me and Elizabeth will go to the party when she get back from her job. 190 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,919 Who's Elizabeth? 191 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,319 That's my girl! 192 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,399 My sweetheart. 193 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,119 Elizabeth, he says! Of course, he's not gay. I always zero in on the 194 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,959 straight cases that I can never have. Story of my gay-ass life! 195 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,359 Okay, you are crazy! 196 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:16,319 This is-this is not me! This is your brother, who comes here in his Mercedes, 197 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:21,119 two, three times a day! And he takes your money! Not me! 198 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,239 This is the last time! Next time you are on my list of shit! 199 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:29,759 Accuse me one more time, and you will be on my bigger list of shit! 200 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,120 Aaaggghhh! I'm watching you! 201 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:44,039 You see?! That's the problem you make me! This will be paid on money I paid you! 202 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,319 Oh, yeah, because that is my fault too! 203 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,200 Ass! 204 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,039 Go back to your Czech Republic! 205 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,519 You fucking idiot! 206 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,880 Hey! Johnnie! Johnnie! 207 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:33,279 Johnnie Americani! Take a beer man! It's on me! 208 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,359 Thank you very much! 209 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,760 Hey, hey! Everybody! Everybody! Johnnie speaked Danish! 210 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,760 Not really. 211 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,799 You drink too much. 212 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,839 And the redneck is right behind us! 213 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,639 But then he trips on his own shit! 214 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,559 Have a nice trip? 215 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,199 You stupid idiot! 216 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,199 Man! You're crazy! 217 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:30,600 Hi. You're a little wet. Is it raining orange soda pop outside? 218 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:39,239 I think Bent's right. You're nuts. Emil! Bring me a Sprite or a 7-up! 219 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,399 Fuck you! 220 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,240 You ever want breakfast again? 221 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,640 We gotta get that orange stuff out of your shirt or it will never go away. 222 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,380 No hot dogs tonight? 223 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,880 What? 224 00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,480 The grill kiosk. No hot dogs. I saw you there before. 225 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:07,879 Well, I quit them. So that means no more hot dogs ever again. 226 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:14,639 That's why I said, "No more of this anymore!" And I disappeared. Into the air! 227 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,719 You speak English. 228 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,479 I do a bit, yeah. 229 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,540 Cool. 230 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,039 What's your name? 231 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,279 Hey, Sander! 232 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,540 Fuck you still, Johnnie. 233 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,599 Hi, Emil. 234 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:28,839 Thank you. 235 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,800 Do you mind? 236 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,360 No! Yeah! Do that man, thank you. 237 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,039 Guess you'll take it from here. 238 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:16,359 Okay. We don't want people to talk shit about us, right? 239 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,920 Yeah. Don't take no shit, Sander. 240 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,420 Thanks for the help, Johnnie Allen. 241 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,479 You know my name. 242 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,520 Yeah. Everybody here does. 243 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,799 You know, I wasn't planning to come here tonight. But there was going 244 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,200 to be an American guy here. 245 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,000 That's you! 246 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,200 Anyway, I'm car-ous about this American. 247 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,200 I think you mean curious. And I am a curiosity. 248 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,740 I'm glad to meet you. 249 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,440 Me too. 250 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,640 ♪ Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you. 251 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:22,480 ♪ 'Cuz falling in love just makes me blue. 252 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,439 ♪ Well I turn around and look at you, 253 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,399 ♪ and you look back at me 254 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:35,159 ♪ I search the place for your lost face... 255 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,920 ♪ Guess I'll have another round. 256 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:50,120 ♪ And I think that I just fell in love with you. ♪ 257 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,620 Chapter III 'Then Came Sander' 258 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,879 I met a guy last night at the party. 259 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,880 I'm such a big fat fag. And clearly, he's not. 260 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,400 I mean he's cute. But, that doesn't even matter. 261 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:13,480 His spirit. Man, his spirit is just so... 262 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,680 Hey! 263 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:23,360 Oh! There it is! Now my mom won't kill me. 264 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,799 Oh, sorry! Come on in, Sander. 265 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:33,720 Thank you, Johnnie Allen. Oh, it's a nice place you have here. 266 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,959 Emma called her. 267 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,359 I know. So, my mom said I should come here and, uh, 268 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,700 get this sexy scarf so I wouldn't be too cold. 269 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,680 Well, here it is. 270 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,240 Thank you. 271 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,239 So, do you want a Coke? 272 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:03,220 No, that's-that's okay. I mean, you must have a lot of things to do, right? 273 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,240 No. Not really. I'm just waiting to start work. 274 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,160 What is your job? 275 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,600 I drive people places. 276 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,080 Like a taxi? 277 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,120 Yeah. 278 00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:32,120 You liking Denmark, then? 279 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,239 Yeah. Very much, actually. 280 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,180 I could see myself staying here for a long time, maybe. 281 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,360 We do got some nice people here. 282 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,800 And we do also got some pretty sexy ladies who would love to be with an American guy. 283 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,800 Especially with yellow hair. 284 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,119 I'm not really looking for a girl. I have too much to do. So... 285 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,960 Of course. I mean, I said you were a busy guy. 286 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,000 I bet you have a dozen girlfriends. 287 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,879 I-I'm sorry. A doz? 288 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,479 Oh, sorry, it means 12. The number 12. 289 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:14,240 Ah, 12, yeah! Uh, no way, man, I'm uhm, I'm not having one of those. 290 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,359 You know, I have a sister so that's bad enough. 291 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,880 Okay. 292 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,599 Oh, I'm sorry! You want a Coke? 293 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,640 Not with your spit on it! 294 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,239 So, you wanna go do something? 295 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,719 Like what? 296 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,999 I don't know. Show me something. 297 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:48,359 Okay. I know something to see. It's the best ever. 298 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,480 And I think maybe you will like it very much. 299 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,480 So, show me! 300 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:02,920 ♪ Let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together. 301 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:10,000 ♪ I've got some real estate here in my bag! 302 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,439 ♪ It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw, 303 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:22,040 ♪ I've gone to look for America. 304 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,239 ♪ Laughing on the bus 305 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,120 ♪ Playing games with the faces. 306 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:36,240 ♪ She said the man in the gaberdine suit was a spy. 307 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:45,320 ♪ I said be careful, his bowtie is really a camera. ♪ 308 00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,980 Skoal! 309 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,639 He got you pretty good, man! 310 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,439 Yeah! 311 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,839 So, yeah, now you, now you met my little brother. 312 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,919 Yeah. You wait, kid. I'll return the favor! 313 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,050 This, we'll see. 314 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,239 He kicked your ass! 315 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,639 Yeah! 316 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,279 Anyway, it was fun. We need more days like these! 317 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,799 Yeah! You were right, Sander. It was awesome. 318 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,119 Yeah, I know. 319 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,039 Jannik is a pretty good shot for an opera singer, by the way. 320 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,479 An opera singer? Wow! 321 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,359 You are staying in Denmark. 322 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,519 I think I might. 323 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,319 No, I'm saying it. I'm not asking it. 324 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,599 Oh, really? You some kind of psychic? 325 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,399 I'm very smart, you see... And I know things. And this I know. 326 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:46,159 This is no! Yes?! Very good! 327 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,239 Yeah... don't... don't listen to him. He's a Hansen. 328 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,639 He's not quite right up here yet. 329 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,439 Don't listen to him, Johnnie. It's what he says when he knows he's wrong. 330 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,599 But you're a pretty good shot yourself, you know. 331 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,839 Thanks. I've tried a couple times before. 332 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,840 It shows. 333 00:28:03,841 --> 00:28:05,879 You sucked. 334 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,800 What? 335 00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:09,439 - Yeah, you did. And it... - I didn't suck! 336 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,420 Yeah, you did. 337 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:13,359 And you know it's kind of embarrassing that your little brother is better than you. 338 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,839 Yeah! 339 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,959 He shot you, too! 340 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,079 Yeah, well, he shot me... I shot you... 341 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,639 That makes him better than you. 342 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,919 No, it doesn't. That's... that's some bullshit logic! 343 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,639 It's perfect logic, you know? 344 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,639 Do all you guys think...? 345 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,159 I think everybody agrees on that. 346 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,799 Well, okay. Screw you guys! 347 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,550 You've got some other talents... You know how to walk. 348 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,579 Alright! See you guys! Have fun. 349 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,819 Yeah! 350 00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,099 Okay, I'll get you next time. 351 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,840 - See you, Johnnie Allen. - Bye! 352 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,399 Ever since Yuri Gagarin made his flight, every boy 353 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,520 in Soviet Union want to go where he had gone. And we were no different. 354 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,999 Well, that was a good show, I think. 355 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,519 Yeah. Awesome. 356 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:25,799 I think I will go home now. But, uh... What are you doing this weekend? 357 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,679 You know my job? 358 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,959 Yeah. 359 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,239 I got my first assignment, so tomorrow I'll leave for Copenhagen 360 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,839 and stay the night until I start working. 361 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,479 When are you getting home? 362 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,359 Monday. Tuesday at the latest. 363 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,799 See you then. 364 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,960 Okay. 365 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:57,439 I can imagine his lips on mine and the feeling of his breath against my neck. 366 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,959 I can admire his body and dream of holding him and caressing him. 367 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,359 But I can keep myself in check. I've been building trust. 368 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,800 And damned if I'm gonna ruin it because of my infatuation. 369 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,560 Okay. It's more than infatuation. 370 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,560 I'm so fucked. 371 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,919 Travel days are always exciting for me. 372 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,439 Plus, it's the official start of my CIA job. 373 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:43,440 "Johnnie Allen! Gay Spy for the CIA! Boo yah!" 374 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,239 And when I got to the station, guess who was waiting for me? 375 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,039 None other than Sander Lars Hansen! Who had the bright idea to go to 376 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,800 Copenhagen with me and hang out until my job started. 377 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,680 Who am I to argue with a bright idea? 378 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,200 What if I said that you couldn't go with me? 379 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,719 I would probably push you in front of the train when it came. 380 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,720 Ohhh... you gangsta! 381 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:14,159 I know that we truly are friends... That I can trust him. 382 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:22,520 And that's the pickle. I know I can trust this beautiful man, but can he trust me? 383 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:30,399 I know he has no fucking idea of how I feel for him. 384 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,320 With Sander, I'm not gonna make that mistake. He means too much to me. 385 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:42,399 Okay, I got an idea. But you maybe think it's crazy, I think. 386 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,540 No. 387 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,639 Okay, then. 388 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,119 What? 389 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,079 You said no. Who were you talking to? 390 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,559 What I meant was... No, I don't think it'll be crazy. Tell me! 391 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,300 And, uhm, I was just on the phone. 392 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,279 Yeah, I know you were on the phone. I was asking you who you were talking to. 393 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,919 Oh! Uhm... It was just some... 394 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:11,080 Dude! I'm fucking with you. Come! I show you my idea! 395 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:16,480 ♪ Where in hell do you go? Far from the things that you know. 396 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:26,920 ♪ Faceless, nameless, innocent, blameless and free. What's that like to be? ♪ 397 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,760 So, will you tell me where we're going? 398 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,239 We're going to see the queen. 399 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,439 What? 400 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,760 I'm not joking. 401 00:33:35,861 --> 00:33:39,719 We're going to her house. And maybe she invites us for coffee and cakes. 402 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,759 Idiot. 403 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:46,159 Yeah, you will see, Johnnie Allen. You will see. 404 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,959 I don't think he's going to be invited to the queen's palace anytime soon. 405 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,639 Nah. He's too drunk. 406 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,120 Maybe he can drink with Margrethe. 407 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,999 You're such a sweetheart. 408 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,720 Come, Johnnie, Margrethe awaits! 409 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,599 Oh, there they are. You see them? 410 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,879 No. Where. 411 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,839 Can you hear them? Listen. 412 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,519 Yeah, I hear them. 413 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,279 Okay can you see them now? 414 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,759 No. 415 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,559 Dude, you have to look there. 416 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,600 Fucking hell! That scared me, man! They look mean! 417 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,199 So, what now? What are they gonna do, anyway? 418 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,759 Just see what happens when, uh... When I make the noise. 419 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,919 And what the guard mans will do. It's very militair... 420 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,279 Dude, they have guns... Big guns. 421 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,560 They won't shoot. 422 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,319 Give vigilance! 423 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,440 And now we run! 424 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:07,949 ♪ Oh, motherland! Cradle me. Keep me safe, lie with me... 425 00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:15,320 ♪ Stay beside me. Don't go. Don't you go... ♪ 426 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,319 Fun, right?! We are now royals! 427 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,399 You're crazy! You're a frickin' loon! 428 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:27,319 And you're Johnnie, King of Denmark! And I am Crown Prince Sander of Odense! 429 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,119 Frickin' loon! 430 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,479 The guard men just prove it when they're saluting us! 431 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,359 You should be king, since you're Danish. 432 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,719 But you're so much smarter. And you look better. 433 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:44,079 Say that again. I missed that part. 434 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,519 You are smarter. 435 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,479 No, the other part. 436 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:52,639 And you look better. You do! Big strong American dude! 437 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,559 Are you kidding me? You're the best-looking person I've ever met! 438 00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,519 You are such a fag. You know that, right? 439 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,640 Shut up! 440 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:22,359 Whoa! It's a nice place, man. 441 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,399 Oh, there's just one bed. I was supposed to be here by myself, uhm... 442 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,999 It's plenty big. 443 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,919 I can sleep on the couch, dude, I don't mind. 444 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,359 No, man, you can sleep on the bed. It's fine with me if it's fine with you. 445 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,439 What? Sleep in the same bed with Sander Lars Hansen? 446 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,399 It's a dream come true! 447 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,959 But then he asked me something that took me totally by surprise... 448 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,920 And all I wanted was to say yes! 449 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,479 I want to go with you on your job trip. I know it's not possible, but... 450 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,320 You asked me what I wanted, and then I told you. 451 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,399 I really wish you could go. 452 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:31,999 Me too. Are you angry with me now? 453 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,039 Hell no! Absolutely not! 454 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,999 Good. I was worried you would think I was too pushy to even joke about it. 455 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,160 It's all good, Sander. 456 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,399 Sleep well. 457 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,759 Sov godt! That means don't snore or wet the bed. 458 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,599 I'll do my best. 459 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,640 Thank you! 460 00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:09,340 Chapter IV 'Mango Begins' 461 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:16,960 Well, this is it. Time to find out what my first job is. 462 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,059 There's a moment that you recognize 463 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:23,540 when you know you're about to jump without a bungee cord. 464 00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:26,999 Yes, I trusted him. And yes, I knew what I was about 465 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:33,339 to do was a crime far worse than losing an exciting career. But there it is. 466 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:34,899 Is it good? Johnnie! 467 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,500 Are you happy for the job? What does it say? 468 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,720 Look, I do get a car so, I won't have to walk. 469 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:45,640 Okay, okay! 470 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:53,039 I made my decision. Wrong or right. And the time had come to lay it all out. 471 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,280 Alright, Sander, I know this is stupid. But I'm gonna do it anyway. 472 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:03,319 You are a real spy? Like in James Bond? 473 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,759 No. It's nothing like that. 474 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,799 You got a big enemy like in James Bond? 475 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,959 Dude! It's nothing like that! Cool it! 476 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,759 I'm not James friggin' Bond. 477 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,839 No, you're Johnnie Bond. 478 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,679 I don't know if I understand everything about this... 479 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,599 But I'm pretty sure your job is different than making hot dogs for Pavel the Czech. 480 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,719 Yeah. It is different than that. 481 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,039 I like that I'm going with you on this job. 482 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,359 But I really hope there's no trouble... 483 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,039 Johnnie Bond! 484 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:40,359 Stop! Besides, we're just two guys going on a road trip. 485 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,920 What could go wrong? 486 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,039 Is that it? 487 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,400 Yep. I think that's the one. 488 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,440 Whoa! Dude! Fuck me, man! 489 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,519 Okay, I never thought I would fell in love with a German before. But... 490 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,079 Dude! I love this German! 491 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:06,039 It ain't a Skoda, that's for sure. I'm afraid to touch it! 492 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:11,180 Not me! Open it! Daddy needs a new set of wheels! 493 00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:21,800 Ahhh! 494 00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:29,919 Do you know how much time in Danish prison for grand theft auto these days? 495 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,340 I don't know, but whatever it is, it will be worth it. 496 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,960 Do you think they will miss it if we don't bring it back? 497 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,290 Test drive? 498 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,400 Gentlemen! Start up your motors! 499 00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:52,750 That's the stuff! 500 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,400 If this is what your job is like I wanna be a spy, too. 501 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,719 I'm not a spy, you knucklehead. How many times I gotta say it? 502 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:16,919 Whatever. I would clean a pub toilet with my dick to have a car like this one. 503 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,359 Ewww! 504 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,999 Oh, like you wouldn't. 505 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,399 Ah, well. 506 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,080 Exactly! You're just as disgusting as I am. 507 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,960 I'm hungry! 508 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,690 Look what I got for you. 509 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,500 A tacky tree, just like home. 510 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,959 Shuddup. 511 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,080 Oh, you like it. You like it. 512 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,779 Hello. 513 00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:23,959 Hi, Grampy! It's me! Everything's good! 514 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,419 You think I don't know when things ain't good, Stomper? 515 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:30,499 I known you longer than that. Spill it, kid. 516 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,659 Ah, Grampy... I don't know. 517 00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:35,550 The beans. Now. Spill'em. 518 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,399 I met a guy and I like him a lot. In fact, I love him, Grampy. 519 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,319 Did you tell him that? 520 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,919 No. Because I don't think he's... I mean, I know he's not gay. 521 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:52,279 His name is Sander. And I fell for him like a rock the second I laid eyes on him. 522 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,959 It's so dang easy for straight people because... 523 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,999 Grampy, I'm afraid I might lose him as a friend if he doesn't like gay people. 524 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,559 You ain't defined by who you sleep with, Stomper. He'll like ya. 525 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,999 And if'n he don't? Well, he ain't nobody you wanna be around anyways. 526 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,599 I love you, Grampy. 527 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,999 I love ya, kid. And don't you ever forget it. 528 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,549 Bye! 529 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:14,550 Adios. 530 00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:38,999 I'm boarding an ocean liner in a hundred-thousand-dollar car, 531 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,479 sitting next to the most awesome human being that I know. 532 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,720 So that I can do a job that way overpays me. 533 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:53,079 We'll soon meet with the contact, and then it's bon voyage for Johnnie and Sander. 534 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,800 Damn, I'm a lucky bastard! 535 00:44:02,950 --> 00:44:04,359 Where do we go? 536 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,800 South Jylland. To pick up the guy we're driving to Belgium. 537 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,479 He should just take the bus. 538 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,520 Then you and me can drive real fast and have a good time. 539 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:17,619 My boss might have something to say about that. 540 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,280 She will have to catch us first! 541 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,039 Alright, let's hit the sack. 542 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,280 Yep! 543 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,150 I think it's ABBA. 544 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,859 What makes you think that? I think it's a bad cover band. 545 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:55,480 Ah yeah. But the beat... It goes with the Mamma Mia song. Listen. 546 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:01,260 You're right. You some kind of disco queen or something? 547 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,640 Nah. You can fit any dance song to those beats. It's just like with hip-hop. 548 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,319 Dude! You're doing it perfect to the music! 549 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:29,300 I know! I'm a slave to the rhythm. 550 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,800 Good night. 551 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,600 Good night. 552 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,639 Jens Hansen had himself a farm... 553 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,359 E-I-E-I-O... 554 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,880 For fuck's sake! 555 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,439 Upon his farm there was a pig... 556 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,239 E-I-E-I-O! 557 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,799 With an OINK-OINK here- 558 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,199 -with an OINK-OINK there... 559 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,559 An OINK-OINK... OINK-OINK... OINK-OINK- 560 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,359 -everywhere an OINK! 561 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:33,199 Echo-Sierra-Whisky, duty officer. How may I assist you? 562 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,879 Mango Transport Primary, report: 563 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:42,359 Code Five Five Kilo Oscar. Follow-Kilo Hotel India; end report. 564 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,759 Mango Transport Primary, copy that. Thank you. Good day, sir. 565 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:52,159 You're just this big spymaster, who wants his martini shaken, not stirred. 566 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:57,639 That's why I say, you, man... You're Johnnie Bond! 567 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,340 Bonehead! 568 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,919 So, are we doing more spy stuff? 569 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,639 Spy stuff? 570 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,879 Yeah, you know... Secret agent things. 571 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,199 You were looking at your Marge pack. What does it say? 572 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,080 Oh, let's see! 573 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:28,519 It says for Sander Lars Hansen to mind his own business! 574 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,079 I could tell you what it says, but then I'd have to use my ninja skills 575 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,749 and beat you into next week. 576 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:35,999 Oh, yeah. You Americans are so violent. 577 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,480 - What can I say? It's the video games. - Ah! 578 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,659 Can you at least say why we're standing here like coat racks? 579 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:47,979 We're making an exchange. 580 00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:49,100 What? 581 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,800 No! Not my lovely German? Why? 582 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,300 Speaking of the devil. There he comes. 583 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,050 Okay, is that our new car? 584 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,800 I think I have to cheat on my first German and go with this one. 585 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,499 It's a BMW. Guess my American bosses don't buy American. 586 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,359 Can you blame them? 587 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,200 It's a BMW! 588 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,150 Wait here a minute. 589 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,860 Here's the key. It's the blue Mercedes just up the road. 590 00:48:38,550 --> 00:48:39,460 Okay! 591 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,160 Where do we get the man we're supposed to find? 592 00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:59,699 Why are you laughing? 593 00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:04,959 We're picking him up at a church. And that's not the funniest part. 594 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,420 What is the funniest part? 595 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,000 Are you fucking kidding me? 596 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,400 Behave yourself. 597 00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:01,140 Excuse me. Do you happen to know if there are any good shows in the town? 598 00:50:02,330 --> 00:50:05,439 I am not from around here. I wouldn't know. 599 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,180 We're not in Warsaw anymore? 600 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,120 Schackenborg, I believe they call it. 601 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,200 Let's go. 602 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:35,359 We'll be stopping at a safe house in a couple hours to get a shower and some sleep. 603 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,760 We're also picking up an assistant there who'll ride the rest of the way with us. 604 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:46,319 I'm Petrenko. I'm very relieved that you're here. 605 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,519 Things don't always go as planned, no? 606 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,049 But we're off to a good start. 607 00:50:51,050 --> 00:50:52,400 Yeah, we are. 608 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,850 Tell me... Sorry, what shall I call you? 609 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,640 Name's John. 610 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,999 Yes, John. Tell me, will there be any food available at the safe house? 611 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,999 That I don't know. But I can pick something up on the way that we can bring with us. 612 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:15,279 Yes. That would be very, very appreciated. Anything will do. 613 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,899 Be right back. 614 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:20,360 No trouble at all. Take your time. 615 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:36,400 Hello, my friend. All is according to plan. That bastard's dead. 616 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:42,999 No, the driver has no idea at all. He believes I'm Petrenko... 617 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:50,440 Mango. No, their Operation Mango is dead. Finished. I promise that. 618 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,159 Yeah, we're just leaving Denmark. We're in Germany in a few minutes. 619 00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,159 I understand. He won't like the winters in Murmansk. 620 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:05,919 Or maybe he can join that fuck, Petrenko, instead. Huh? 621 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,879 I can't guarantee how good it is, but at least it's hot. 622 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,319 Thank you, John. 623 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,279 I got us chicken. Figured we couldn't go wrong with that. 624 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:19,260 Excellent, my friend! We got this party started in a good way, huh? 625 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,979 OUT: CODENAME: RASCAL // 10-20 SAFEHOUSE "ELMER". 626 00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:32,940 Have left Package at safehouse. On errands. All is 5x5. 627 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:43,060 Chapter V 'Revelations' 628 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,079 Knock knock! How'd you do? 629 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:02,320 Hurry! We need to talk private! Very important! 630 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,060 First, I've got to piss! 631 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,479 We got trouble, Johnnie! And this is bad! This is really bad! 632 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,540 Dude, you're scaring me. What happened? 633 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:25,059 The man we're driving is not the man you were supposed to meet. 634 00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:28,499 - What? - He's a bad man, Johnnie. 635 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:31,150 I heard him on the phone when you were in the food place. 636 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,000 And do you know who he called? 637 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,999 No. He spoke in English. 638 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,999 He said his man got the man you were meant to drive to Belgien. 639 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:52,579 And he promised that... I can't remember exactly what he said, but he's a bad man! 640 00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:56,049 Man, if you weren't in the trunk. 641 00:53:56,050 --> 00:53:59,599 Should we call someone? Maybe the police? 642 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:05,340 I don't know! I mean, they kidnapped the guy you were meant to drive to Belgien! 643 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,900 We have to figure this out. We can't get it wrong. 644 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,350 Are we still driving tomorrow? 645 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,799 Mike-Alpha-Sierra 7-2-6. 646 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,999 Marge? Juliet-Papa-Alpha, 4-null-null. 647 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,199 Package and delivery are compromised. Level alpha-one. I say again... 648 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,800 What do you know?! 649 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,160 Don't forget to make a big deal out of carrying his bag when he comes out. 650 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,379 You're right on time. 651 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:01,359 Like a Swiss train. 652 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,899 Here's the fact. I got a pic from the station chief in Warsaw. 653 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:06,950 Is this the guy? 654 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,259 That's him. 655 00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,479 You're absolutely sure? 656 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,499 No doubt. 657 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,099 Then we got a bigger problem. 658 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:19,699 What? 659 00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:22,099 The chief is the only person I talked to. 660 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,899 He's also the real assett's handler. 661 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:27,179 But he's also the one who sent me the wrong picture. 662 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,579 Johnnie! That's not our guy! 663 00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:32,199 So, it's got to be the station chief who's behind it. 664 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,759 Yep. I'm afraid for our guy. 665 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,759 Their little game won't work, I can promise... 666 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,600 Sorry! He's walking to the car! 667 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,499 "...Terrorist plot thwarted in Haifa, Israel... 668 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:49,399 English footballer caught with his pants down... 669 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:54,039 The International Monetary Fund will lose billions in Greek default... 670 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:58,299 And gay marriage is universal in all E.U. nations... 671 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:01,640 This is the BBC world service." 672 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,100 Will you listen to that shit? 673 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,260 I don't know why anybody tries anymore. 674 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,560 Fucking butt fuckers, getting married like normal people! 675 00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:18,399 That's one thing the Soviet Union was good for. 676 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,119 They would at least disappear those pieces of shit 677 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,049 and send them off to Siberia where they could 678 00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:25,240 fuck each other in a snowy gulag! 679 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:30,500 They won't be getting married in Russia anytime soon, that's for sure! 680 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:43,500 Can we take a stop to go to the toilet? I think we all could use a break right now. 681 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:50,360 ♪ ...And all I ever knew? Only you. ♪ 682 00:56:54,750 --> 00:57:03,999 ♪ Sometimes when I think of your name when it's only a game. And I need you. 683 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:11,000 ♪ Listen to the words that you say. It's getting harder to stay. When I see you... ♪ 684 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,720 How will this end? 685 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:22,399 I don't know exactly. But my boss said she put everything in place. 686 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,425 My guess is, we'll get there and they'll have agents 687 00:57:24,526 --> 00:57:26,100 waiting to take him to his new apartment. 688 00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:30,879 Oh yeah. The ones with the locks and the bars. 689 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,039 Maybe they make him wash the floors and the toilets. 690 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,960 With his toothbrush! 691 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,650 You know what, Johnnie? 692 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,799 I know that things don't look so good for you and your job right now, but... 693 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,399 I just want to let you know that... 694 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,080 This has been one big adventure for me. 695 00:57:56,460 --> 00:58:00,039 You're right. I probably will lose my job. 696 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,520 I might have to ask Pavel the Czech for a new one at your old hot dog place. 697 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,000 Dude! 698 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,400 You don't mess with the hat! 699 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:17,600 There he comes. Let's go. 700 00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:33,540 Constable? 701 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,039 What? 702 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,799 I think he means are you comfortable? 703 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,799 Oh! Yes, yes, quite so. 704 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:44,800 Good, good! We just got one thing to be taken care of and then we can be on our way. 705 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,919 Now we're ready to go. 706 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,559 What in the fuck is this?! 707 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,199 Nobody talks to you! 708 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,119 You just wait! You're scums, you know this? 709 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,679 You'll both pay for your disgusting... 710 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,399 Ah, shut the fuck up, asshole! 711 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,639 Hey! 712 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,239 You take me to fucking Antwerp now so I can get clean from you both! 713 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,479 I don't think he like us anymore. 714 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,420 And after all we've been through together! 715 00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:19,600 - What the fuck?! - Aaaggghhh! FUCK! 716 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,960 Get out! Get out NOW! 717 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:27,959 Down on the ground! 718 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:32,399 I'm arresting you under the Amended Espionage Act of the United States of America! 719 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,039 Shoot me, faggot! 720 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,799 And for the suspicion of the disappearance of Nikolai Petrenko! 721 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,879 Do it, woman! 722 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,919 I'll shoot you dead! 723 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:38,950 Johnnie, you can't! 724 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,639 Johnnie, you can't! 725 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,679 Do it! 726 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,239 Or what? 727 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,959 You're gonna bugger me to death? 728 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:50,760 Get in the fucking car, Nancy Boy! Take me to the next town, or I swear... 729 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,799 Aaaggghhh! What did you do?!!! 730 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,800 I shot you in the foot! 731 00:59:54,801 --> 00:59:55,959 Johnnie! 732 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,079 What an asshole! 733 00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,280 Next time it's your fucking skull! Sander! Open the trunk! 734 01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:11,800 FUCK! 735 01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,200 Wish me luck. 736 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:32,159 Mike-Alpha-Sierra, seven-twenty-six. 737 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,540 Marge, we've got a problem. 738 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,359 You've got a spy in Moscow. 739 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,199 And the Russians know it. 740 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,319 Hello! What can I do for you today? 741 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:42,599 Beer? 742 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:43,999 Yes, damn it! 743 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,159 Two Odense Pilsners... 744 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,879 and how about a paprika schnitzel? 745 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:48,559 Perfect. 746 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,199 Yeah, this is Copenhagen so... 747 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,999 I have Carlsberg or Tuborg. 748 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,199 We'll take one of each! 749 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,359 Yeah. One of each. Coming right up. 750 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,119 Thanks! 751 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,239 Damned bastards. 752 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,599 What is "Mango?" 753 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:14,079 Okay! Operation Mango. My first assignment. Which I had royally screwed up. 754 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,099 "Aaaggghhh! What an asshole!" 755 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:21,639 The U.S.A. was in talks with Iran about ending their uranium enrichment program. 756 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,459 For obvious reasons. 757 01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:26,059 Marge got a colleague to pass her some detailed intel on 758 01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:28,399 Mango so she could come to my rescue. 759 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:32,750 But even their secret meeting was compromised by a 13-year-old fanboy! 760 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,639 Look! See? 761 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:36,959 Magnus! 762 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:37,879 It is him! 763 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:38,239 Who? 764 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,999 - Jespersen! - Who is Jespersen? 765 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,639 It's the guy I've talked about. 766 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,079 The guy from Danish Intelligence! 767 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,999 I'm gonna do it! 768 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,199 Let him go. 769 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,119 Not much you can do about it. 770 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,079 Got a pen? 771 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,399 Thanks. 772 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,799 He's really a Russian spy. 773 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,639 And you're the honey trap! 774 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,359 Yeah! 775 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,199 Thank you! 776 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,679 Jens! You're a regular rock star! 777 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:24,000 How's your thumb? 778 01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:28,500 It works. 779 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,860 Get it warmed up. 780 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:39,400 Okay. If we are thumbing for a ride we should at least do it the right way. 781 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:44,500 Dang! Awesome, dude! Why didn't you tell me this before? 782 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:51,849 Well, because I was thinking. You don't drink that much beer or alcohol so... 783 01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:55,160 I thought you would be upset if you saw cannabis. 784 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:59,459 You know, I never want you to think that you can't tell me anything, okay? 785 01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:03,000 Well, there are some things I can't tell you. 786 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:05,919 Fine. Be that way. 787 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,300 You big fucking stoner. 788 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,119 Oh, hell! 789 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,920 My lighter! It's in my backpack! 790 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,800 The Russian pig got my fucking lighter! 791 01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:34,620 So. Sander. Uhm... 792 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,840 About that kiss. 793 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:46,239 I understand if you're not like me. But I can't be friends with you anymore 794 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,999 if I can't be who I am with you. 795 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,679 I'm sorry that I kissed you, Johnnie... 796 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,959 I'm not sorry that you kissed me. 797 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,999 What? 798 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,200 I'm in love with you. 799 01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,439 I'm completely and totally in love with you. 800 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,999 And I have been since the day you poured orange soda pop over your stupid head. 801 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,680 - But... - But nothing! I love you. 802 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,359 I love you! 803 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,540 Did I say it right? You big homo! 804 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,600 Why haven't you said anything?! 805 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:27,780 I have... I have been going crazy all these days... And you love me... 806 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,639 You love me like I love you? 807 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:37,320 If that kiss was the example, then, yeah... I love you like you love me. 808 01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:56,480 Yes!!! 809 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,600 Ahhh! Yeah! 810 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,599 Thank you! 811 01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:43,860 Chapter VI 'Sleepover' 812 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,240 Yeah. This looks nice. 813 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,480 Look. One bed again. 814 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,500 I love you so much, Johnnie Allen. 815 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,400 I don't wanna cum too fast. 816 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,380 What do you wanna do? 817 01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:30,349 I'm gonna make you a good massage for a time. 818 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:33,000 Sure! Where do you want me, then? 819 01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:38,960 That's awesome! 820 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,440 Oh, Johnnie! 821 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,799 Whoa! 822 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,240 Where did you... 823 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:37,960 I was going to suck your dick, but I think you got a bigger surprise instead! 824 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,650 Now I don't feel so bad. 825 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,800 Wow, man! 826 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:49,200 You came and nobody even touch it! 827 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:53,099 That's what you call love from the inside out, huh? 828 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:55,640 I haven't even seen that in pornos before! 829 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,050 You know what? 830 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:08,920 You are just such a beautiful man. 831 01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:16,139 You are so kind to me, and I just want you to know that. Okay? 832 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:17,759 Wow! 833 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,640 Dang! 834 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:46,320 Are you looking at my ass? 835 01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:50,200 Morning! And what if I am? 836 01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:53,499 Just checking. 837 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,440 I was hoping that you were. 838 01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:02,299 Now I'm looking at your dick. 839 01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:03,660 Oh, I see. 840 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:08,700 Now I'm touching your dick. 841 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,540 I like how it looks. 842 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:19,560 That's good, I think. It will be bad if you don't. 843 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:23,959 No, I mean I like how it's the whole thing. 844 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,640 Some asshole doctor didn't slice up yours when you were a baby. 845 01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:29,200 We don't do shit like that over here. 846 01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:32,440 We do where I'm from. It totally sucks. 847 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:40,439 Look! I'm making a little place out of my hand for it to hide. 848 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:43,240 Kind of like a little dog house for your hot dog. 849 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:49,519 Did you know that my big sister got a big crush on you. 850 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,559 No way! 851 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,199 Yeah. But, uh... 852 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:59,480 That's her bad luck because you are all mine. 853 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:04,480 And Jannik thinks that I'm Luke Skywalker. 854 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:06,400 Why? 855 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,640 He thinks that I can do anything. 856 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:17,000 My mama says that I'm his helten. I think "hero" is the word. 857 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:19,200 Yeah, hero. 858 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,450 I know what he sees in you. Smart kid. 859 01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:25,680 How'd you tell them... that you're... 860 01:10:27,380 --> 01:10:30,319 Sometimes I don't know what to do with you, Johnnie Allen. 861 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,140 Sorry. 862 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,200 But I will tell you. 863 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:40,459 Of course, I always kind of knew that I mostly like boys. 864 01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:41,600 Mostly? 865 01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,100 Go on... 866 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:56,200 I fell for a boy called Torben. We had sex. But, one day he moved to Copenhagen. 867 01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:03,799 And I got really sad. And my mom asked me why I got so sad. 868 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,879 Yeah? 869 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:13,079 So, she hugs me and kisses me, and tells me that she understands everything. 870 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:19,399 And that every boy gets a crush on a boy sometimes. 871 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,160 But maybe one day I will like girls too. 872 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,720 What happened then? 873 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,219 Is this a pussy? 874 01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:29,619 Fuck off! 875 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:33,160 Exactly. So here we are. 876 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:28,100 I miss our car. This waiting on a train thing sucks. 877 01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:29,600 Yeah, man... 878 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,140 It SUCKS! 879 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,240 How will you tell them? About us, I mean. 880 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,800 I show you. Gimme your phone. 881 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,959 What can I help you with? 882 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,359 Yeah, I'll take... two toasted hot dogs. 883 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:53,479 Two toasted hot dogs, Pavel. 884 01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:54,740 ...You make them. 885 01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,439 Hi, Mom, it's your favorite child! 886 01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,359 Yeah, darling. 887 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,199 I'm switching to English so Johnnie can hear. 888 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,719 Of course. Hi, Johnnie. How are you two boys doing today? 889 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,639 We're good, Mama. Actually, we got, a... 890 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:13,439 We got news for you, too. Me and Johnnie are together. 891 01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:16,319 Yes, I know that. You're in Copenhagen. Yes? 892 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:17,399 Not like that. 893 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,559 You know how to do it. 894 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,279 No. I mean, yeah, we went to... We went to Copenhagen... 895 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:24,620 first the mustard, then the ketchup, and then the onions. 896 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,959 And put more doggies on the grill. 897 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:31,639 What I meant was, me and Johnnie is together. 898 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:36,359 Ah! You're boyfriends, then! This is very good news, Pokey! 899 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,000 Oh, congratulations. I'm so happy for you both. 900 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:40,919 Congratulations, Johnnie! 901 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,300 You have a wonderful man! 902 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:43,559 Thanks, Mom! 903 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,800 Thanks, uh... 904 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,879 Thanks, Mrs. Hansen. 905 01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:49,699 I love your son very much. 906 01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:52,559 Oh, I know you do. And Sander loves you, too. 907 01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:56,519 Everyone will be so happy. Maybe not Ingrid. 908 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,260 When do you boys come back from Copenhagen? 909 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,479 Yeah, uh, we will be back on Tuesday, uh... 910 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:05,999 But right now, we are in... We are in Dusseldorf, changing trains to Belgien. 911 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,799 Is it your honeymoon trip? Because I can think of better places... 912 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:12,000 Yak yak yak yak! Phone phone phone! Help me! 913 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,959 I was off an hour ago! 914 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,839 Honeymoon in Belgien! So, you can bring me some chocolate! 915 01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:23,199 No, no, no it's for... it's for Johnnie's work! But I will bring you the chocolate. 916 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:28,600 Okay, well, be safe. See you soon. Tuesday, okay? Bye! 917 01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:35,999 And that, dear Johnnie, is how us Hansen's deal with it. 918 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,160 Live and learn, my boy! Live and learn! 919 01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:42,840 How come she calls you, Pokey, Pokey? 920 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,600 Yeah, that's a story, isn't it? 921 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,560 I'm waiting. 922 01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,360 And let us save that story for our 25-year anniversary, okay? 923 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,100 Okay. 924 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,920 Yes, of course it's me. Stop being an idiot. 925 01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:23,880 Listen, this mission... We have to abort now. They're on to me. 926 01:15:25,150 --> 01:15:27,200 Yeah. Small mishap. 927 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,100 The fucking homo shot me. 928 01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,560 In the foot! What does it matter?! 929 01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:38,119 No! I need to get moving. 930 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:41,360 I'm at the Antwerp station. I'm trying to fix a train from here. 931 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,359 I'm serious! Why does your mom call you Pokey? I'm curious, man. 932 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:53,240 Yeah, I know you are. But I won't tell you! 933 01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:08,840 You know what? I'll tell you. 934 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:13,160 Sander! Sander?! 935 01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:16,620 AAAGGGHHH!!!! 936 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:20,600 Fuck! 937 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,319 Help! Help! 938 01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:28,700 What happened? 939 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,359 Help me! Help me! 940 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,420 Yeah. Yeah. 941 01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:39,000 Don't go! 942 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,380 Marge! Please come! 943 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,520 He shot... he shot him, Marge! 944 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,359 I'm at the station! 945 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,500 Just come, Marge! 946 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,799 Have a car waiting for me! 947 01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:27,659 Russian subject! Drop your weapon! 948 01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:29,679 Drop it now! 949 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,160 And why should I do that? 950 01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:39,479 Because if you don't, I'm gonna kill ya! 951 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,399 Why should I be afraid of you? 952 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,279 This doesn't have to end bad! 953 01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:44,599 Drop it now! 954 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:45,879 Drop it! 955 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,159 Stop being an idiot! It's over for you! 956 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,839 You are new to this, aren't you? 957 01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,399 Now here's what's gonna happen! 958 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:57,239 I am going to leave now... And you're not gonna stop me! 959 01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:01,999 Or I will kill the lady! And then I will kill you! How about that?! 960 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,879 Not gonna happen! 961 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,479 Drop your weapon! 962 01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,260 Toss the gun on the ground! Now! 963 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,799 No. 964 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,600 Johnnie, look out!!! 965 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,520 Johnnie?! 966 01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:55,839 Marge visited with us for most of the day 967 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,700 and confirmed that the fake did, indeed, try and kill us. 968 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:04,419 I'd like to say that I took the high road, and that I felt bad for shooting him. 969 01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:08,079 I didn't feel bad. Because just an inch or two either way, 970 01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:12,199 and Sander could be in the morgue right now instead of here with me. 971 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:12,960 Where's Johnnie? 972 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,839 He's okay. 973 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,039 But I think we need to call your family. 974 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,759 This had better be good, 975 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,079 because you're competing with an Eyebrowed Thrush... 976 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,719 Also known as the Turdus Obsurus. 977 01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:39,079 Am I talking with someone from Sander Lars Hansen's family? 978 01:19:46,460 --> 01:19:48,679 Mama! Sander's been shot with a gun! 979 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:49,839 Sander was shot! 980 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,959 What are you on about? 981 01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:53,199 It was Russians! 982 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,319 They were Russians, Mama! 983 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,680 I'm good. Thanks. 984 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,240 Hi, Pokey. 985 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,559 I'm so sorry. 986 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,700 I'm so very, very sorry. 987 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:25,400 It's a good thing that that man is not much of a good shot, huh? 988 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:45,119 Hello? 989 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:48,759 Hey, Mama. 990 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:50,719 Yeah, I'm okay. 991 01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:54,999 Yeah. I'm laying in bed at the hospital. 992 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,159 Yeah, I'm feeling good... 993 01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:00,199 It's the drugs. 994 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:02,919 So now I have it good. 995 01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:04,919 I have it okay... 996 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:05,879 I'm okay. 997 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,759 But I'm afraid I didn't get the chocolates! 998 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,219 Marge told me that the Russian bastard survived. 999 01:21:22,220 --> 01:21:25,669 And thankfully, because of some reason known only to her, 1000 01:21:25,770 --> 01:21:28,999 so did my career as a Transport Specialist for the CIA. 1001 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,800 Not that I deserved it at all. 1002 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,759 Nah, we're flying out in about an hour. 1003 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,479 So Mama, will you... 1004 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,959 just not make a big deal about it? 1005 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:43,919 We're really okay. 1006 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:46,719 Yeah... Thanks. 1007 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,879 Yeah, bye. 1008 01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,819 All good? 1009 01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:05,439 Yeah. She's just happy that I'm here. And not in the grave. 1010 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,480 I am, too, by the way. 1011 01:22:15,860 --> 01:22:20,839 Johnnie? Can we talk about your family? 1012 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:25,079 Your mom and dad, and perhaps when I can meet them? 1013 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,999 Yeah, well... 1014 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,150 What? 1015 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:33,999 My mom's a Bible thumper. To her, you and me should burn in hell forever and ever. 1016 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,960 And I don't want her to ruin what we have. 1017 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:42,819 Don't she want you to be happy? To be with someone who loves you? 1018 01:22:42,820 --> 01:22:48,439 You'd think so. But she likes Jesus. And thinks gays should burn in hell. 1019 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:54,639 Real smart stuff, right? Anyway, I'm happily half way around the world 1020 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,639 from her and her shitty husband. 1021 01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:00,499 - And I don't need to... - Maybe I need that. 1022 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:06,839 Johnnie, you said it yourself... You're half way around the world. Okay? 1023 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:10,159 You are away from them. Maybe, what I need... 1024 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:13,420 No, you don't! 1025 01:23:13,850 --> 01:23:21,560 So what? You just want to hide me in the basement? Like I'm not real? 1026 01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:27,039 Ain't you happy about yourself, Johnnie? Do you wish you wasn't... 1027 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:29,759 I'm very happy with who I am and who I'm becoming, Pokey. 1028 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,720 Come on. Plane's boarding. 1029 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,599 I promised myself no more hiding. 1030 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:42,820 Why let her say mean things to you or to me? That she can't take back? 1031 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:49,519 What! Sander, what the hell?! 1032 01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:51,340 We won't work together. 1033 01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:53,860 Sander! 1034 01:23:55,280 --> 01:24:02,519 It won't work. For too many reasons. 1035 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:09,960 So, I think you should just sit here... And then I will be sitting over there. 1036 01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:25,000 Come on. Planes ain't gonna wait. 1037 01:24:43,340 --> 01:24:48,180 Chapter VII "Truth Be Told". 1038 01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:51,680 Please sit. 1039 01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:53,080 Okay. 1040 01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:08,480 I always want to be fair with you. Because I love you so much. 1041 01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,200 So here it comes. 1042 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:21,280 I am not a good person. And I'm not the man you think I am. 1043 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:29,319 You're not my first boyfriend. You know that, right? 1044 01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:31,520 Yeah. Torben, right? 1045 01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:39,800 I told you that when we broke up, it wasn't a big deal at the time. 1046 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,800 But it was a very big deal! 1047 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:50,199 Hey! 1048 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:50,799 Watch out! 1049 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,759 He'll play with your dick if he gets too close to you! 1050 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:54,679 I fucking hate you, Hansen! 1051 01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:55,959 What've I done to you? 1052 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,119 You filthy idiot! 1053 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,999 You're the worst kind, faggot! 1054 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:00,399 No, I'm not! 1055 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,159 I don't wanna do this! 1056 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,159 Hey! Gimme my backpack! 1057 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,639 Fucking buttfucker! 1058 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:08,359 Fucking whore! 1059 01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:09,719 Whore boy! 1060 01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:12,159 Come on, stop it now... 1061 01:26:12,420 --> 01:26:13,199 Stop it. 1062 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,399 Fuck you! 1063 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,559 You're not worth shit! 1064 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:16,639 Leave him alone! 1065 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:17,359 What the hell has he done to you?! 1066 01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,799 Ah! Get your ass back to Shit-i-stan, you Paki swine! 1067 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,599 Is the Paki your next butt-fuck? 1068 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,639 Is this your little gay book "How to be a Fucking Butt Fucker"? 1069 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:28,919 Yeah, faggot! 1070 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:29,919 Yeah, come on, let's go. 1071 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:31,679 Torben! 1072 01:26:36,460 --> 01:26:38,639 Go home and suck your own dick! 1073 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:44,459 I'm gonna tell the school principal tomorrow. 1074 01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,199 They can't just do this! 1075 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:54,379 Hey! Do you still love him? 1076 01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:58,519 I mean, it's okay. I'll stick around until you tell me not to. Just stop it, Sander! 1077 01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:04,479 He was so afraid that our classmates would think there was something between us. 1078 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:08,119 Just like you are afraid that your mom will know. 1079 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:15,780 And then one day after school, my world just gets destroyed. 1080 01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:19,779 ALL RECIPIENTS: I cannot do this. 1081 01:27:19,780 --> 01:27:24,339 Torben, you were not my friend... You were my life. 1082 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:29,059 And I can't imagine life without you. 1083 01:27:29,060 --> 01:27:31,820 SEND. 1084 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,319 You could have been dead! 1085 01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:18,319 - I'm sorry! - That's not fair to Mom and me! 1086 01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,239 - I'm sorry! - I need my brother! 1087 01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:38,699 I feel like a bad person because Jannik saw what happened. I was so mean to him. 1088 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:40,600 He saved your life. 1089 01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:44,200 You don't wish to be with me, Johnnie. 1090 01:28:46,820 --> 01:28:48,380 Melanie Martinez! 1091 01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:55,799 We cut and kill flowers because we think they're beautiful... 1092 01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:59,499 We cut and kill ourselves because we think we're not. 1093 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,360 Melanie Martinez. She wrote it. 1094 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,640 You're such a stupid American. 1095 01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:11,279 So, you won't forgive yourself! What kind of shit is that?! 1096 01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:13,879 Dude! You gotta get past it! We gotta get past it! 1097 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:23,680 Except I almost killed myself because I'm... Because I'm me. Okay? 1098 01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:32,400 I mean, you don't even want to show me to your mom. So, where does that leave us? 1099 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:38,200 What if we start over from the very first? 1100 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:48,519 I do love you. You know that, right? 1101 01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:52,360 Yeah. Same here. And I don't care who knows it. 1102 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,439 Not even your mom? 1103 01:29:55,440 --> 01:29:59,200 No. I'll never leave you. 1104 01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:05,919 I don't know. Maybe you should find a Norwegian instead. 1105 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:09,519 Dumb Dane. I just might do that! 1106 01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:13,039 I can actually kind of picture you with a Norwegian now. 1107 01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:17,279 Yurta hurta fluckity flurta! Come-a-sucka-me-tiny Norwegian dick! 1108 01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:21,600 Asshole! Come on. 1109 01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:29,399 Still got that joint on ya? Bet we can get a light from that cop over there. 1110 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:32,159 Yeah, you got problems, man! 1111 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:34,399 That's why you love me. 1112 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,550 Maybe. 1113 01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:07,700 Epilogue 'Johnnie Writes a Book' 1114 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:16,840 "It's me. Looks like I made it." "I'm in Denmark." 1115 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:25,740 "He's beautiful. But I know I can never have him." 1116 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:27,999 "Got my assignment today. 1117 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:30,799 But I can't even look at it 'til the day of it." 1118 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:33,080 "So, I guess I'll ju..." 1119 01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:37,599 You want me to stop? 1120 01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:38,600 No. 1121 01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:48,680 "We steer our lives onto roads where they don't belong, 1122 01:31:48,781 --> 01:31:50,599 craving some kind of validation." 1123 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:55,459 "We're fragile. Now I'm stronger than I've ever been." 1124 01:31:55,460 --> 01:31:59,640 "It's because of a man who loves me and takes me for who and for what I am." 1125 01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:08,160 Are you looking at my ass? 1126 01:32:11,260 --> 01:32:13,100 Okay, you can look a little. 1127 01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:21,519 "I've been given a gift in Sander Lars Hansen." 1128 01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:26,119 "He's the final piece to the very strange puzzle known as Johnnie Paul Allen." 1129 01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:28,039 "And about Sander Lars Hansen..." 1130 01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:33,239 "Will we make it together? I think so. I really do." 1131 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:36,959 "And don't get me wrong. I'm happy to be me." 1132 01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:38,299 "But I'm much happier to be..." 1133 01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:40,680 "Us." 1134 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:52,160 Do you like that, Johnnie Allen? 1135 01:33:32,460 --> 01:33:37,380 HAPPY ENDINGS SLEEPOVER 1136 01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:57,640 CAPTIONED BY WPM/SKYMARK JOHN RIETVELD, M.P.S.E. 87663