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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,074 Oh, you're so good. 2 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,410 Oh, yes. I am the best, baby. 3 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,829 - Oh, yeah! - Oh, that was a tit. 4 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,332 That is a tit! Yes! 5 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,334 Oh, you're so big! 6 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,170 Oh, yeah. That's right, baby. 7 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,464 Doggie wants to hide his bone. 8 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,716 I'm bone smugglin', baby. 9 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,844 Man, would you shut up! 10 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,346 Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams. 11 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,348 Sweet dreams. Good night, Mom. 12 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,934 Kiss good night. 13 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,021 - Something wrong with the reception? - Yeah. Yeah. 14 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,691 There's this nature show that I'm trying to watch. 15 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,277 And the birds are all scrambled and I can't even... 16 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,612 Do me! Yes! 17 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,698 Baby! Ride me like a pony! 18 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:16,201 The thing must be broken or I sat on the remote or something. 19 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,704 - Getting ready for bed, son? - I'm all set, Dad. 20 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,874 No, I think he's tried to watch some illegal channels. 21 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,918 - lllegal channels? - This is just bad reception, honey. 22 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,004 - Spank my hairy ass! - What's that? 23 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,338 Oh, baby! 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,883 You know what? Just give me this, please... 25 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,760 - Oh, my God! - And let's get this... 26 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,556 Okay, okay. What the hell's the matter with this thing? 27 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,974 Yes! 28 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,945 lllegal channels? Shit! 29 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,574 If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that all-woman's channel. 30 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:59,411 Lifetime supply of pantihose or some shit. 31 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,789 Did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night? 32 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:06,710 - Ariel, man, she's so hot! - She's a mermaid, dude. 33 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,879 Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land. 34 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,758 Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. 35 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:17,679 All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it. 36 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,599 Come on, Kevin. Open it. 37 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,936 It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. 38 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,188 If you think so, just open it. 39 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,232 Fine. 40 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:38,909 "Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but after keeping you on the waiting list... 41 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:43,038 for the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected. " 42 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,958 - Shut up! - You got in. 43 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,836 Yes! I love you! 44 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,139 You think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party? 45 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,767 You've worn that shirt for three days in a row, man! 46 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,853 Guys, she said it. 47 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,313 - Said what? - She said she loves me. 48 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,691 Holy shit, dude! The "L" word? 49 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,318 Cornell's not that far from "U" of"M." 50 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,905 It's only, like, seven hours. And you get to drive across Canada. 51 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,866 Beautiful country. 52 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,869 Whatever. It's doable. 53 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,496 What we should do today, in band... 54 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:28,417 instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play backwards. 55 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,878 - That'd be so funny! - Yeah. 56 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:39,511 You're talking about a post-high school long-distance relationship. 57 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:43,682 -And you and Kevin haven't even done it. -That's not why we're going out. 58 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:47,352 What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies? 59 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,605 We're gonna have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. 60 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,773 It's got to be completely perfect. 61 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,943 I want the right time, the right moment, the right place... 62 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,779 Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex. 63 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,786 - Finch. - Here's the man we are looking for. 64 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,330 - What's goin' on, buddy? - Same ol'... 65 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,168 Finch. You got the Latin homework? 66 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,091 It means, "My dog ate it. " It's Latin. 67 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,845 - It's a Latin joke. - Latin. Just drink your coffee. 68 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,224 - No, Jim, it's mochaccino. - What? 69 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,392 It's mochaccino. It's not coffee. 70 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,603 'Nova! 71 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,857 - What's up, dude? - Comin' to the party, you fuckface? 72 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,318 Depends if my date wants to stop by. 73 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,571 - I'm workin' on somethin' new. - I got an idea about something new. 74 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,990 How about you guys actually locate your dicks... 75 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:44,910 remove the shrink-wrap and fucking use them! 76 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,747 Dude, it's gonna happen. She's a college chick. 77 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,250 Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight. 78 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,003 I'll look for you in the no-fucking section. 79 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:02,302 I'm shooting for a 9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after. 80 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,596 Breath check. 81 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,735 - I wish you wouldn't do that. - You got something up your sleeve? 82 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,613 This is a foolproof plan, my friend. 83 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,782 I have a serious question to ask you guys. 84 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:27,494 You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick? She might be there tonight. 85 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,788 Do you think she would prefer... 86 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,918 laid-back Jim, or... 87 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:38,922 cool, hip Jim? 88 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,426 I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing. 89 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,805 You're the one with the girlfriend, and you're still stranded on third base. 90 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:49,850 Hey, at least I know what third base feels like. 91 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,937 - You're still just a batboy. - Batboy. What are you talking about? 92 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,024 Guys, uh... 93 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,360 What exactly does third base feel like? 94 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,529 You wanna take this one? 95 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,450 Like warm apple pie. 96 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,120 Apple pie, huh? 97 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,124 McDonald's or home-made? 98 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,836 Gentlemen, destiny awaits. 99 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,387 That's number five and six for the Stif-meister! 100 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,228 Holy! 101 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:39,233 Nadia! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it. 102 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,401 I'll be back for you later. 103 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,160 - Another party sultan! - How ya doin'? 104 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,496 Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellas. 105 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,541 The keg's back there! Enjoy! 106 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:59,670 Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it. 107 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,547 Bitches! 108 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,382 - Sherman! - Hey! 109 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,968 What the fuck are you doin' here? 110 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,014 Fellas! What's goin' on? 111 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,686 Sherman. Not much. Just scopin' the babes. 112 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,731 Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys. 113 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:22,943 Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high. 114 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,445 Sherman is movin' to DEFCON 2. 115 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,866 Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. 116 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,076 You have somethin' goin' tonight, Sherman? 117 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,245 You see that Central chick, Bernette? 118 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,375 She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me. 119 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:43,172 It's time she experienced the Shermanator. 120 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,549 Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever. 121 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,678 I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... 122 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:53,265 to change the future for one lucky lady. 123 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:56,810 - Go get 'em, tiger. - I'll be back! 124 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,939 - Hopeless. - Completely. 125 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,066 - Hi. - Hey, Vic. 126 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,028 Oh, shit. Guys... Guys... 127 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,740 There's Nadia and she just looked at me. 128 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,451 - She just looked at me. - Why don't you go talk to her? 129 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,665 You're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her. 130 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,794 I could do that. Sure. 131 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,631 That's great! 132 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,772 See ya later. 133 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,490 We're here for the party. 134 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,744 What party? There's no party. 135 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,545 Weird. Try the house down the street. 136 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,385 So, what's your major? 137 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,804 Post-modern feminist thought. 138 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,974 Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it? 139 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,934 Sure. 140 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:07,733 Yeah, it's just somethin' about the springtime that's just cool, you know? 141 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,195 Like the smell of fresh rain or somethin'. 142 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:17,159 - Suck me, beautiful. - What did you just say? 143 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,077 Suck me, beautiful. 144 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:26,251 My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova. 145 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,711 That's pathetic. 146 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,216 Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me. 147 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,259 There's just some things you need to learn. 148 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,637 - Like what? - Well, you've got to tone it down. 149 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,931 You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point... 150 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,934 and spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic. 151 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:45,521 - Okay. - You have to pay attention to a girl. 152 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:49,483 Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal. 153 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,820 Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends. 154 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:03,288 Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship? 155 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:07,125 - Tonight? - Yeah, it's such a perfect evening. 156 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,628 I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it? 157 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,880 Damn, my farts fuckin' stink! 158 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:16,468 Dude, you gotta take a shit! You smell like a Yeti! 159 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,095 Or not. 160 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,931 Just relax. 161 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,145 You actually said that? 162 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,816 Shut up! 163 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,985 You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia. 164 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:36,029 Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring. 165 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,615 Hey, no problem, 'Nova. 166 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,619 Hey, don't call me 'Nova any more. I'm a fraud. 167 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,122 You guys are pathetic. 168 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,291 I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. 169 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,794 "Suck me, beautiful"! 170 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,428 - Let me know. - Okay. 171 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,847 Keep going. 172 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,433 I should be able to talk to girls. 173 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,852 I'm articulate. 174 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,188 You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. verbal. 175 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,481 Bullshit. There's no way. 176 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,444 I kid you not, man. Look. Listen. 177 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,696 Copious. 178 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,740 Verisimilitude. 179 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,076 Oh, now. 180 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,380 Suck me, beautiful! 181 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,258 - Damn it, Stifler. - Checkout time! 182 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:41,386 Please, vacate the room. 183 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,597 You are such a jerk. 184 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,230 God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. 185 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,944 And you got a keg too! 186 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,863 - Wow! - Indeed. 187 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:08,080 Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs. 188 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,499 No. No. Here, babe! 189 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,669 Thanks. 190 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,005 You're really beautiful. Oh... 191 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:20,342 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 192 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,985 You know what? I don't know if I want to be doing this. 193 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,903 Doing what? 194 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,823 You know, if we hook up tonight... 195 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,868 tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling your friends about. 196 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,204 No way! 197 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:53,208 Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that! 198 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,334 Look. 199 00:13:55,627 --> 00:14:01,008 Sarah, I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you. 200 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:05,679 I promise. So, just relax. 201 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:09,933 Take it slow, and let the good times roll. 202 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,647 - Okay. - All right. 203 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,406 What's wrong? 204 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,619 What's wrong? What is it? 205 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,207 Xenophobic. 206 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,383 - Regurgitation. - I know that one. 207 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,804 - Kevin likes it. - He likes getting head. 208 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,390 Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky? 209 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,643 I mean, have you just never had one with Kevin... 210 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,686 or have you never had one, period? 211 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:55,938 I've had one. 212 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,441 - I think. - Okay. 213 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:03,320 That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex. 214 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,364 You never even had one manually? 215 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,700 -I've never tried it. -You've never double-clicked your mouse? 216 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,579 Nice! 217 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,665 Jesus! How much did you drink? 218 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,209 Hey, Stifler? 219 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,212 - How's the pale ale? - Fuck you! 220 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,802 - That's Stifler's mom? - Yup. 221 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:31,723 Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler. 222 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,935 - Dude, that chick's a "MILF." - What the hell is that? 223 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:39,106 M-I-L-F... Mom I'd like to fuck. 224 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,150 Yeah, dude! Oh, yeah! 225 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,279 - Yeah! MILF! - Hey, guys. 226 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:50,033 - Come here. - Sherman, what's goin' on? 227 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,162 Don't you think you fellas could try a little tact? 228 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,957 I got company, if you know what I mean? 229 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,087 She's hot! 230 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:09,386 If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed. 231 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,725 The Shermanator? 232 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,270 Come on, man. 233 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,857 MILF! MILF! 234 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:26,111 MILF! MILF! Hey, dude. What are you doin' to her, dude? 235 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,573 Oh, my God, bro, dude. 236 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:34,495 Enough of this blow job bullshit. I gotta get laid already. 237 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,456 That's nice. Really, really nice. 238 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,792 - Can I have a ride? - Sure. 239 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,504 - Vicky, wait. - Not for you. 240 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:48,509 Yeti! I am the Yeti! 241 00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,479 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch, where were you last night? 242 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,856 What happened to that foolproof plan of yours? 243 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:06,193 I was going for a fashionably late entrance, and I was too late. 244 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,946 So, no ladies left. 245 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,573 It was a very special night, very special. 246 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,743 Guys. Guys. 247 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,666 - I'll never forget this. - I'll never forget it, either. 248 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,626 Thank you. 249 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:37,015 Fellas, say goodbye to Chuck Sherman, the boy. 250 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,810 I am now a man. 251 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,563 I highly recommend you join the club. 252 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,983 We were doin' the wild thing all night. 253 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,026 I'm exhausted. 254 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,113 I don't get it. How the hell did you do that? 255 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:55,909 It was just my time. It was just my time. 256 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,705 Best of luck to you boys. 257 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,210 - I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys. 258 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,129 We should be happy for Sherman. 259 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,633 No, we shouldn't be. 260 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,553 You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky. 261 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,306 Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores. 262 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,058 - This is just wrong. - No shit. 263 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,645 How the hell am I supposed to become Mr Sensitive Man? 264 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:27,399 We're all gonna go to college as virgins. You realize this, right? 265 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,902 They probably have special dorms for people like us. 266 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:34,740 All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us. 267 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,659 It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement. 268 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,745 It's more than an agreement. 269 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,997 - A bet? - A pact. 270 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,333 No money involved. More important than any bet. 271 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:48,253 Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate. 272 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,841 Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid. 273 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:56,887 Think about when you work out, Oz. You gotta have someone to spot you. 274 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,849 Someone to keep you motivated. That's what we can do for each other. 275 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,602 We'll be there to keep each other on track. 276 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,104 Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together... 277 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,273 we are the masters of our sexual destiny. 278 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:12,277 Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style will defeat it. 279 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:12,945 Guys! 280 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,822 The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite! 281 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,450 - Fight, and find out who is number one. - Guys! 282 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:23,372 Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake. 283 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,999 We must make a stand, here and now. 284 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,796 No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! 285 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,967 We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. 286 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,554 This is our day. This is our time. 287 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:42,933 And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. 288 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,060 - Amen. - I like that. 289 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,981 - We will make a stand. We will succeed. - 'Bout time! 290 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,650 We will get laid! 291 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,862 The sex. 292 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,239 It's got to be valid, consensual sex. 293 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,659 No prostitutes. That's what you're thinkin', Finch. 294 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,161 Busted. 295 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,998 So, basically, prom is our last chance. 296 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,167 - Dude, prom sucks. - I know. 297 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,335 But you gotta think about it this way. 298 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:14,381 I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it. 299 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,467 He's right. It's like tradition or something. 300 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,387 - Like the Rose Bowl. - So, that gives us... 301 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,764 Exactly three weeks to the day. 302 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,186 - We're gonna do this. - To the next step! 303 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,228 Next step! 304 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:21,114 Well, did you get the flowers? 305 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,687 You'll get her back soon enough. 306 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,022 - You think so? - She likes you. 307 00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,315 - I like her too. - Do you love her? 308 00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,362 You know what? You can't really ask me that. 309 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,365 If you want to get her in the sack, just tell her you love her. 310 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,368 - That's how I was duped. - Look, Jessica. 311 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,620 I don't want to dupe her. 312 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:14,293 All right. What you need to do is learn how to press a girl's buttons. 313 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,461 You have to give her what she's never had. 314 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,965 - What's that? - Let me give you a hint. 315 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:27,264 Comprende? - You mean an orgasm. 316 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,765 You got it, stud. 317 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:31,810 Well, I'm pretty sure that I've given her a... 318 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:35,814 - No, you haven't. - Well, there was one time... 319 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:38,817 - No. - Oh, man. 320 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:43,363 Look, kid, it's up to you. The big "L" or the big "O." 321 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,742 Dickhead! You gotta see this. 322 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:50,913 Do you believe in magic In a young girl's heart 323 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:54,500 How the music can free her whenever it starts 324 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:59,004 And it's magic if the music is groovy It makes you feel... 325 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,590 What did you cocks do to him? 326 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,468 I'll tell you about the magic It'll free your soul 327 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:08,889 But it's like tryin'to tell a stranger 'bout rock 'n'roll 328 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:11,141 Great. See you next time. 329 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:18,941 Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? 330 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,693 - I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. 331 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,612 I think you need your balls reattached. 332 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:27,282 - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here? 333 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:29,409 This place is an untapped resource. 334 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:33,288 I mean, check it out. These vocal jazz girls are hot. 335 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:36,124 Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late? 336 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,962 Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East? 337 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,714 You guys, we don't even know him. 338 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,970 You dipshit! 339 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:52,182 You're expecting to score with some goody-goody choirgirl priss? 340 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:56,311 These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellas! 341 00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:58,605 You know, it's just like that college chick told me. 342 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:01,733 All that you gotta do is just ask 'em questions... 343 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,777 and listen to what they have to say and shit. 344 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:08,198 I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work! 345 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,412 Just a second! 346 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,752 Come in. Come in. 347 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,130 Oh, Jim, you're here. 348 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:26,592 I was just walking by your room and... 349 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:30,721 And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... 350 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,223 a little father-son chat. " 351 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:38,687 Oh! I almost forgot. I bought some magazines. 352 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,982 Do you just want to flip to the centre section? 353 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,778 Well, this is the... this is the female form. 354 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,781 And they have focused on the breasts... 355 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:54,620 which are used primarily to feed young infants... 356 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:58,290 and also in foreplay. 357 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,416 Right. 358 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,794 This is... This is Hustler. 359 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:06,590 And this is a much more exotic magazine. 360 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:11,470 Now, they have decided to focus more on the pubic region... 361 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:15,390 - Right. - The whole groin area. 362 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:19,269 Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing? 363 00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:22,731 She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying... 364 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,318 "Hey, big boy. Hey, how ya doin'?" 365 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,695 - You see? - Right. 366 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:34,326 Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with... 367 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:39,081 but, again, if you flip to the centre... 368 00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:41,166 section... 369 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:45,796 Well, you see the detail that they go into in this picture here. 370 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:51,009 It almost looks like a tropical plant or something, underwater thing. 371 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:53,679 - Do you know what a clitoris is? - Oh, my God. 372 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:56,139 - Don't say, "Oh... " - I know what a clitoris is. 373 00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,517 You've been there and back. You know everything. 374 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:03,230 I've learned about it in Sex Ed. I don't need you to talk about clitoris. 375 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,983 You know what? I'm sorry, okay? 376 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:09,486 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 377 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,282 I shouldn't have got hot there. You know what I'm going to do, Jim? 378 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,826 I'm going to just leave these books here... 379 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:19,371 for you to peruse at your... at your leisure. 380 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,999 Wait! 381 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:29,381 Well, safer than a tube sock. 382 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,387 - Okay, that was good. - Yeah. 383 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:40,934 - See you at dinner. - Yeah. I'll see you at dinner. 384 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,687 So, Finch, this is your plan? 385 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:47,149 You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini-golf thing. 386 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:49,359 Kevin, I'm sure that they're not. 387 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:53,113 Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in... 388 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:56,200 - in the spirit of this pact. - What do you need? 389 00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:59,411 Whatever you hear about me, you agree. And tell all the boys the same thing. 390 00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:03,373 Look, I gotta go. Sixteen minutes round-trip. 391 00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:06,251 You know, Finch, it's senior year. 392 00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:08,670 Don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school? 393 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:12,090 When was the last time you looked at the facilities in this school? 394 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:23,310 Excuse me. That's Paul Finch, right? 395 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:26,688 You've seen him in the locker room, right? 396 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,818 My friends, they want to know: Is it true? 397 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:34,613 You know, that he's equipped. 398 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:38,784 I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on. 399 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:41,286 I mean... 400 00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:44,623 As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge! 401 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,876 - Does he have a date for the prom yet? - No, definitely not. 402 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,962 All right. Thanks. 403 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,757 Oh, man! 404 00:27:54,216 --> 00:27:58,929 So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother. 405 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:02,182 I thought you might know a trick or somethin'to make her... 406 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,308 Orgasm? 407 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,228 - Yeah. - What's good here? 408 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:08,522 - Try the spicy tuna hand roll. - What? 409 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:10,023 How do you do that? 410 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:12,401 Never mind that. Pay attention. 411 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:15,821 Is that all that you're interested in, tryin' to get your girl into bed? 412 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:19,074 It'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favour. 413 00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:21,577 Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do. 414 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:24,913 Good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now you qualify. 415 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:28,750 - Qualify for what? - You've just inherited the Bible. 416 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,047 It originally started as a sex manual... 417 00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:37,509 this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. 418 00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:40,262 Each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy. 419 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:44,474 Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years. 420 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:52,149 But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. 421 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,152 So now you know. Good luck. 422 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,870 - If you believe in magic - Magic 423 00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:06,830 Don't you bother to choose 424 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:10,083 If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues 425 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:13,504 Just go and listen It will start with a smile 426 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:17,508 That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try 427 00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:20,469 Your feet start tappin' And you can't seem to find 428 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,971 How you got there 429 00:29:23,055 --> 00:29:25,724 Do you believe in magic 430 00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:33,232 Yeah, magic 431 00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:35,567 What was that? 432 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:38,237 - Sorry. - No, it was good. 433 00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:44,076 Well, it... It came from the heart. 434 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:48,163 Keep it coming. All right, people, good work. 435 00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:53,418 Don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, so keep on it. 436 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:07,808 - Not bad, Chris. - Really? 437 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,437 Thanks. Heather, right? 438 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,942 You've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. 439 00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:21,697 Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. 440 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,324 I mean, music is so expressive. 441 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:28,912 Okay, I agree, but aren't you supposed to be out... 442 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:32,749 trying to decapitate someone with your lacrosse stick or something? 443 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:36,795 Oh, sure, sure. You know, I know what people think. 444 00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:40,507 It's like, "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player. " 445 00:30:40,591 --> 00:30:44,887 I also play football, by the way, but that's not all that I am, you know? 446 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,763 Of course, I didn't... 447 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:51,310 It really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. 448 00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:55,731 You? You think I don't get that? 449 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:59,151 God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... 450 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:03,572 that people say, "Look, there's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss. " 451 00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:07,951 Yeah. So, like, what else do you do? 452 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:11,455 Well, the same things you do... 453 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:14,416 like hang out with friends and stuff. 454 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,835 Why? What do you think I do? 455 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:21,298 I just realized that I don't know anything about you. I was interested. 456 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,219 What do you want to know? 457 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:28,096 You know, stuff about you. 458 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:33,060 All right. 459 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,606 Mom, I'm home! 460 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,331 Oh, yeah. 461 00:32:41,837 --> 00:32:44,173 It's not what it looks like. 462 00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:53,182 Well, we'll just tell your mother that... 463 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,267 that we ate it all. 464 00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:37,809 Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher. 465 00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:43,774 - Nice game. - Good game. 466 00:33:47,486 --> 00:33:50,447 Hey, what are you doin' here? 467 00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:53,951 Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience. 468 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:56,578 - You kicked butt. - Oh, thanks. 469 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:59,748 - Chris... - You can call me Oz. 470 00:33:59,832 --> 00:34:02,209 - Do I have to? - You can call me Ostreicher. 471 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:04,336 - What's your middle name? - Forget it. 472 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:08,048 - I won't tell anyone. - Well, neither will I. 473 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,264 So, I had this thought and... 474 00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:17,683 It may seem like it's way out of left field. 475 00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,768 I don't know if you can... 476 00:34:19,852 --> 00:34:22,271 but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe... 477 00:34:22,354 --> 00:34:25,023 Those guys sucked ass! 478 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:27,359 Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here? 479 00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:32,239 Well, I was asking Chris to prom. 480 00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:34,199 So, do you want to go? 481 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:37,828 Oh, yeah! That would be great. 482 00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:41,039 Just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo! 483 00:34:41,123 --> 00:34:44,293 Stifler, fuck! I mean... 484 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:48,422 Why do you got to be so insensitive all the time? 485 00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,133 What? 486 00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:55,637 Whatever. Look, don't forget. My cottage after prom. 487 00:34:55,721 --> 00:34:58,223 On Lake Michigan. 488 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,935 Wait up, you pussies! 489 00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:05,731 Well, I gotta hit the showers now... 490 00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:09,568 but I think this is gonna be really, really good. 491 00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:12,196 Yeah. Me too. 492 00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:13,655 All right. 493 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:25,417 - Happenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick? 494 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:29,087 What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. 495 00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,882 Nuts you do, you little horn dog. 496 00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:36,011 Yeah! Yeah, baby! 497 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:38,597 Spank me! Spank me! 498 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,641 Hit that high "C"! 499 00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:47,689 What's goin' on? 500 00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:55,405 I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. 501 00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:58,367 I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. 502 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,953 I think shithead really says it. 503 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:05,541 You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. 504 00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:08,210 Oh, yeah? How? 505 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:14,424 Vicky, shh. Your parents are downstairs. 506 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:17,636 - Kevin, don't stop! -Just a second. 507 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:35,904 Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper? 508 00:36:35,988 --> 00:36:37,781 Holy shit! 509 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:41,827 Shh. You know there's no lock on your door? 510 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,836 I'm coming! I'm coming! 511 00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:56,717 - Oh, Jim! - Dad. 512 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,345 I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. 513 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:03,056 Well, that was a fun day wasn't it? 514 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,601 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 515 00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:08,604 Jim, I want to talk about masturbation. 516 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:14,276 I just want you to know that it's a perfectly normal thing. 517 00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:16,528 And I have to admit, you know... 518 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:21,074 I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. 519 00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:25,287 I used to call it "stroking the salami. " 520 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:27,789 You know, "pounding the ol' pud. " 521 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,711 I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? 522 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:35,214 He "pinched the one-eyed snake" six times a day. 523 00:37:35,297 --> 00:37:39,510 See, it's like practise for the big game. 524 00:37:39,593 --> 00:37:42,721 You see? It's like... It's like... 525 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:46,099 banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. 526 00:37:46,183 --> 00:37:50,145 Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. 527 00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:52,606 - Right. - It's not a game. 528 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:56,151 What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. 529 00:37:56,235 --> 00:37:59,738 - Do you want a partner? - Yeah, I want a partner. 530 00:37:59,822 --> 00:38:01,740 - You do? - I want a partner. 531 00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:05,869 Want a partner. Good. Good. 532 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:12,376 So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on... 533 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:14,795 the responsibilities of leadership and turn his back... 534 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:17,381 on his old, drunken friend, Falstaff. 535 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:21,927 You see, Hal is going through a rite of passage, much like you all are. 536 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:26,431 So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later. 537 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:28,725 So, does your tongue cramp up? 538 00:38:28,809 --> 00:38:31,895 Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though. 539 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:36,733 Wow. That's amazing. She's probably gonna want to do it soon. 540 00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:41,989 All right. Class dismissed. 541 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:48,203 Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys? 542 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:57,171 - Hey, where's Finch? - He went home to take a shit. 543 00:38:57,254 --> 00:39:01,550 I don't get it. How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation? 544 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:05,053 - What reputation? - Observe. 545 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:09,141 Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is? 546 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:11,560 Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right? 547 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:16,648 You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff. 548 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:22,321 If you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi? 549 00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:23,447 Bye. 550 00:39:25,991 --> 00:39:28,827 Okay. Explain. 551 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:31,872 I can't. I don't know how he's doing it. 552 00:39:32,789 --> 00:39:35,209 I guess that just leaves Jim trailing. 553 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:37,753 -Jimbo! - Better sack up, buddy! 554 00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:40,005 Yeah, I know. I'm working on it. 555 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:43,967 James? You are very good in the world history class, yes? 556 00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:46,845 Me? Yes. No... 557 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:49,223 Yes, I am. 558 00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:51,600 Perhaps you could help me with my studies. 559 00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:55,938 Yeah. Absolutely. That would be great sometime. 560 00:39:56,021 --> 00:40:00,567 - How about tomorrow? - Well, I have ballet practise. 561 00:40:00,651 --> 00:40:03,821 Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards? 562 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:06,156 I could change clothes at your place. 563 00:40:10,828 --> 00:40:13,664 Yeah. I suppose that would be okay. 564 00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,624 Sure. 565 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:26,093 Nice car! 566 00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:28,595 - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it? 567 00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:32,057 No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? 568 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:35,060 That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. 569 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:38,272 - What are you talkin' about? - Please. 570 00:40:38,355 --> 00:40:41,775 I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. 571 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:46,029 But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. 572 00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:48,699 Wait! I don't understand. 573 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:52,411 I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. 574 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:54,163 I wasn't makin' fun of you. 575 00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:56,832 Give me a break. You're so full of it. 576 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:05,132 Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house. 577 00:41:05,215 --> 00:41:07,342 And you're not gonna do anything about that? 578 00:41:07,426 --> 00:41:11,180 What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet? 579 00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:14,725 - Yeah. - You can do that? 580 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:22,274 No. I cannot do that to her. 581 00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:25,777 Jim, get some fuckin' balls. 582 00:41:25,861 --> 00:41:28,906 If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick... 583 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,657 how you gonna sleep with one? 584 00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:33,368 I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. 585 00:41:33,452 --> 00:41:36,914 See, even Shit-break knows you should do it. 586 00:41:36,997 --> 00:41:40,292 All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... 587 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,377 and tell me the address. 588 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:45,255 You can send me the address too. 589 00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:48,467 I'll save you a seat. 590 00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:53,805 How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you 591 00:41:53,889 --> 00:41:56,558 I needed the shelter of someone's arms 592 00:41:56,642 --> 00:41:58,477 Someone's arms 593 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,356 - There you were - You were 594 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:06,985 I needed someone who understands my ups and downs 595 00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:09,071 There you were 596 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:12,741 Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken up that solo. 597 00:42:12,825 --> 00:42:15,828 Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. 598 00:42:15,911 --> 00:42:18,205 Yeah, I know, my timing's off. 599 00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:21,959 It's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. 600 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:24,002 I'll do it. 601 00:42:25,337 --> 00:42:27,965 - Dick. - I'll do it. 602 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:30,050 Great. See you tomorrow. 603 00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:40,060 - Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to. 604 00:42:40,143 --> 00:42:43,522 Yeah? Well, you can't fake this. 605 00:42:43,605 --> 00:42:45,691 You better practise. 606 00:42:57,953 --> 00:42:59,079 Come in. 607 00:43:00,789 --> 00:43:05,377 Jim? There's a... a young lady here to see you. 608 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,713 - Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study? 609 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:10,507 He's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm. 610 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:12,050 Dad. 611 00:43:12,134 --> 00:43:14,052 He's not one of those nerdy guys... 612 00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:15,512 Dad! 613 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:19,016 Well, I'll let you two hit the books. 614 00:43:23,145 --> 00:43:26,190 You want a beer? 615 00:43:26,273 --> 00:43:30,068 - Oh, there we go. - Come on, move! 616 00:43:30,152 --> 00:43:34,656 Steve! It's my computer, and I wanna use it! 617 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,241 Shut up! 618 00:43:36,325 --> 00:43:38,994 You need to change, right? 619 00:43:39,077 --> 00:43:42,206 - Uh, do you mind? - No, not at all. 620 00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:45,667 Please, you know. Just go ahead and get changed. 621 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:49,129 I'll go downstairs and start studying up. 622 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:53,800 There he goes. 623 00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:55,177 Now we're in business. 624 00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,682 - Back in a sec. -Jimmy, honey... 625 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:25,290 Here she is. 626 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,587 - Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. 627 00:44:30,671 --> 00:44:34,091 - Oh. Oh! - This is incredible. 628 00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:36,885 Oh, my God! This is too much. 629 00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:39,972 Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, Jeez. 630 00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:42,391 God bless the Internet. 631 00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:47,938 - Do it. Take it off. - Oh, my God. 632 00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:50,732 Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. 633 00:44:50,816 --> 00:44:53,360 She takes her vitamins. 634 00:44:57,489 --> 00:44:59,408 Stop hyperventilating. 635 00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:09,251 This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. 636 00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:10,961 I know. 637 00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:15,257 This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever. 638 00:45:16,842 --> 00:45:18,927 What is she... She's touching my stuff. 639 00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:21,680 - Why is she touching my stuff? - Let her touch. 640 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:24,766 - She's going through my stuff! - Nadia can touch anything she wants. 641 00:45:34,485 --> 00:45:36,945 - No, no. - Nice collection there. 642 00:45:37,029 --> 00:45:39,698 She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna... 643 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:42,409 She's getting comfortable. She's not gonna leave. 644 00:45:42,493 --> 00:45:45,204 She reads the articles. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 50802

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