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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,382 --> 00:01:17,035 The entire world is a collection of memoranda 2 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:20,948 that she did exist, and that I have lost her. 3 00:01:20,991 --> 00:01:23,251 Whatever our souls are made of, 4 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:25,774 hers and mine are the same. 5 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:29,121 A rather pretentious way to open our story... 6 00:01:29,164 --> 00:01:31,643 but I've always had a flair for the dramatic. 7 00:01:31,687 --> 00:01:34,556 You see, this isour story-- 8 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,469 Tessa's and mine. 9 00:01:36,512 --> 00:01:38,295 It's a story you've heard before, 10 00:01:38,338 --> 00:01:41,164 passed down from the Greeks, through Shakespeare, 11 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,817 the Brontes, Jane Austen. 12 00:01:44,382 --> 00:01:47,861 It's the story of a young girl exploring her independence, 13 00:01:47,904 --> 00:01:50,817 free from the bonds of her oppressive parent... 14 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:54,600 and promised to a boy she clearly does not love. 15 00:01:54,643 --> 00:01:56,904 She meets a dashingly handsome young man 16 00:01:56,948 --> 00:01:59,251 who sweeps her off her feet... 17 00:01:59,295 --> 00:02:03,164 even though he represents everything she detests. 18 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,251 She falls for him, 19 00:02:05,295 --> 00:02:07,512 gives herself to him, 20 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:10,251 and is ultimately betrayed by him 21 00:02:10,295 --> 00:02:12,425 and left shattered. 22 00:02:13,251 --> 00:02:17,208 Only it is he who is destroyed by his deceit. 23 00:02:17,817 --> 00:02:20,121 When it feels as though all is lost, 24 00:02:20,164 --> 00:02:24,469 the two reunite and live happily ever after. 25 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:28,600 Like I've said, a story you've heard before. 26 00:02:28,643 --> 00:02:30,774 Only difference is... 27 00:02:31,078 --> 00:02:33,251 this isn't that story. 28 00:03:21,817 --> 00:03:24,164 Hey. Can I ask you a question? 29 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,556 - Piss off. - I'm looking for someone. 30 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,295 Piss off! 31 00:03:46,078 --> 00:03:49,774 Whoo! Sure don't seem like Christmas out here, 32 00:03:49,817 --> 00:03:51,948 all this heat we've been havin'. 33 00:03:51,991 --> 00:03:54,512 Ya know, I hate the heat. 34 00:03:54,556 --> 00:03:57,469 Heat make people do some crazy things. 35 00:03:57,512 --> 00:03:59,730 Hoo! 36 00:04:11,295 --> 00:04:13,425 Thank-- Thank you! 37 00:04:13,774 --> 00:04:15,904 Sorry. 38 00:04:18,948 --> 00:04:21,425 Excuse me! Sir, can you hold that elevator, please! 39 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,600 Asswipe! 40 00:04:27,904 --> 00:04:30,164 Thank you. 41 00:04:31,121 --> 00:04:33,382 Did you call me an asswipe? 42 00:04:33,425 --> 00:04:35,164 Excuse me? 43 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,078 You just called me an asswipe. 44 00:04:38,121 --> 00:04:40,208 Um, no. I didn't. 45 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:43,600 Yeah, I guess I just imagined it. 46 00:04:43,643 --> 00:04:45,730 Guess so. 47 00:04:46,164 --> 00:04:49,121 Ya know, I wastryingto hold the elevator for you. 48 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,295 Sure you were. 49 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:56,121 Look, I'm sorry. It's my first day. 50 00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:58,121 I'm just trying to make an impression. 51 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:01,861 Well, you certainly succeeded at that. 52 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,687 Asswipe. 53 00:05:12,295 --> 00:05:13,512 No, no, no, no... 54 00:05:13,556 --> 00:05:15,208 - You work here? - Surprise. 55 00:05:15,251 --> 00:05:16,469 Tessa! 56 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:18,164 Welcome to Vance Publishing. 57 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,730 Hi. Kimberly, right? 58 00:05:19,774 --> 00:05:21,512 Excellent memory.I'm impressed. 59 00:05:21,556 --> 00:05:23,078 Yes, she makes quite the impression. 60 00:05:23,121 --> 00:05:23,991 You two know each other? 61 00:05:24,035 --> 00:05:26,425 Uh... we're old friends. 62 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:28,730 Now, if you ladies will excuse me? 63 00:05:28,774 --> 00:05:30,512 - Are you excited to get going?- Yeah. 64 00:05:30,556 --> 00:05:32,817 Let's introduce youto the boss. 65 00:05:32,861 --> 00:05:36,164 Shut the fuck up and listen to me! 66 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:38,817 This might not bethe best time for introductions. 67 00:05:38,861 --> 00:05:42,121 Why don't I show you your office? 68 00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:44,035 Trevor! 69 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:46,208 On it. 70 00:05:50,556 --> 00:05:52,338 I apologize for the mess. 71 00:05:52,382 --> 00:05:53,904 We've been shorton interns lately, 72 00:05:53,948 --> 00:05:55,512 and we're a bitbacklogged. 73 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,078 That seems crazy to me. 74 00:05:57,121 --> 00:05:59,251 People I know would kill for an internship here. 75 00:05:59,295 --> 00:06:00,687 I know, it's just that Vance 76 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:02,774 has this small problem with 77 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:04,295 firing them after a day. 78 00:06:04,338 --> 00:06:05,643 But that's not going to happen to you. 79 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:07,600 I have a good feelingabout this. 80 00:06:07,643 --> 00:06:09,904 But like I said during the interview, 81 00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:11,687 your job is to readfive manuscripts a week, 82 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:14,121 and if you like them,just forward them on to me. 83 00:06:14,164 --> 00:06:16,382 - Okay. - The kitchen is right down the hall. 84 00:06:16,425 --> 00:06:18,600 Feel free to place any order for lunch. 85 00:06:18,643 --> 00:06:20,948 - Any questions? - Uh, no. I'm good. 86 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:23,251 You got this. 87 00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:21,425 Mmm. 88 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:24,338 Mr. Vance! 89 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,121 Um... Um, I'm so sorry. 90 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:28,643 I must have dozed off. 91 00:07:28,687 --> 00:07:30,948 -What time is it? -9:25. 92 00:07:32,774 --> 00:07:34,904 9:25? 93 00:07:34,948 --> 00:07:37,078 - Am I fired? - Sit down. 94 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:39,948 You mean to tell me you read three books 95 00:07:39,991 --> 00:07:42,164 and did coverage on all of them last night, 96 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:46,774 and you think Carnival of Lightby Niko Tanaka is a great read? 97 00:07:46,817 --> 00:07:48,643 Yeah, it is. It's, uh, 98 00:07:48,687 --> 00:07:50,208 she has a really original voice, 99 00:07:50,251 --> 00:07:52,382 it's a lot like an early Margaret Atwood, 100 00:07:52,425 --> 00:07:53,861 - The Edible Woman, 101 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:57,164 - Surfacing-- - I'm coming down now. 102 00:07:57,817 --> 00:08:00,121 Grab your things. Come with me. 103 00:08:00,164 --> 00:08:02,295 Oh, shit. 104 00:08:07,512 --> 00:08:09,121 Morning, Mr. Vance. 105 00:08:09,164 --> 00:08:11,251 - Morning, sir. - Mr. Vance, I was just-- 106 00:08:11,295 --> 00:08:13,425 I was wondering if we had timeto go back to-- 107 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:14,861 Get in. 108 00:08:14,904 --> 00:08:17,425 Because I have to get my phone charger in at-- 109 00:08:17,469 --> 00:08:20,078 Oh, we're closing the door! 110 00:08:21,687 --> 00:08:23,904 Little work tip. 111 00:08:23,948 --> 00:08:26,600 - Hmm? - It helps if you don't wear the same clothes every day. 112 00:08:26,643 --> 00:08:28,121 That, and showering. 113 00:08:31,687 --> 00:08:33,643 Um, where are we going? 114 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,600 There's a digital publishing conference, 115 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:37,730 and I need to secure some funding for my expansion. 116 00:08:41,861 --> 00:08:43,948 Fuck off! 117 00:08:45,121 --> 00:08:48,208 What part of "We're closed"don't-- 118 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:49,774 - Hi. - You busy? 119 00:08:49,817 --> 00:08:51,730 Kind of in the middleof something. 120 00:08:51,774 --> 00:08:56,164 So, you know, why don't youcome back tomorrow? 121 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:58,600 Or just come in right now. 122 00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:04,774 I'm good. 123 00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:07,600 Come on, it'll ease the pain. 124 00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:10,643 I like the pain. 125 00:09:10,687 --> 00:09:14,687 Well, suit yourself,you fuckin' masochist. 126 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:22,295 Welcome back the Montgomery, Mr. Vance. 127 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:24,208 I have your rooms ready for you. 128 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:26,817 We had a printer deliveredto Mr. Trevor Matthews' room. 129 00:09:26,861 --> 00:09:28,991 Unfortunately, Ms. Young's room wasn't ready, 130 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,556 so we had her upgradedto a suite with complimentsof the management. 131 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,164 Has Mr. Jiang checked in yet? 132 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:34,817 I do believe he's at the bar. 133 00:09:34,861 --> 00:09:36,121 Of course he is. 134 00:09:36,164 --> 00:09:38,382 So I get a printer and you get a suite. 135 00:09:38,425 --> 00:09:39,687 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 136 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:41,556 Definitely. 137 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,338 Hon', do you mind taking Tessa shopping? 138 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:44,643 She needs something for tonight. 139 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,774 I trust you. 140 00:09:47,948 --> 00:09:50,121 Let's go have some fun. 141 00:09:52,687 --> 00:09:54,295 Are you sure that I can get in? 142 00:09:54,338 --> 00:09:56,338 Because I've never been to a nightclub before. 143 00:09:56,382 --> 00:09:58,338 But don't they check...? 144 00:09:58,382 --> 00:10:01,904 You'll be with us.It won't be a problem. 145 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:04,600 Look, before we go outside, 146 00:10:05,078 --> 00:10:06,600 I just wanted to tell you something. 147 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:07,687 Okay. 148 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,861 Vance and I are... 149 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,861 more than co-workers. 150 00:10:13,295 --> 00:10:14,904 Oh. 151 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,991 It was strictly a work thing for years, 152 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,687 especially after his wife died, 153 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:22,643 then I started helping out with his son Smith, 154 00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:26,208 and, well, love can really take you by surprise. 155 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,295 Yes, it can. 156 00:10:31,904 --> 00:10:33,556 - That's him? - Mm-hmm. 157 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,295 - Aw. - He's the sweetest kid. 158 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,338 Ohh. 159 00:10:39,382 --> 00:10:43,035 Can't wait for them to see you in this dress tonight. 160 00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:45,208 Oh, shoot. 161 00:10:45,774 --> 00:10:47,164 We forgot to buy you underwear. 162 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,121 But my clothes are at the laundry. 163 00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:51,512 If I leave now, I can run back to the mall-- 164 00:10:51,556 --> 00:10:53,035 Oh, no, no, no. No. It's fine. 165 00:10:53,078 --> 00:10:55,208 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 166 00:10:55,861 --> 00:10:59,208 Okay, I guess we're goin' commando, then. 167 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,643 I can't believe I've been at Vance for only a day. 168 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:11,251 Well, Hardin said we'd be lucky to have you. 169 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:14,904 - You spoke to Hardin. - No, Vance did. 170 00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:16,687 He didn't tell you? 171 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:19,382 Must have slipped his mind. 172 00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:55,948 Yes, well, as long as we're at the conference by two-- 173 00:11:58,687 --> 00:12:00,469 Wow. 174 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,600 You clean up nicely. 175 00:12:03,643 --> 00:12:05,817 Gee, Trevor, you sure knowhow to charm the ladies. 176 00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:07,469 Tessa, you look stunning. 177 00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:09,338 Thank you. 178 00:12:09,382 --> 00:12:11,512 On the move. 179 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,338 So what books have you written? 180 00:12:24,382 --> 00:12:26,512 Oh, this and that. 181 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:35,251 Feel like I'm sitting at the kids' table. 182 00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:36,817 Thanks. 183 00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:39,035 No, that's not what I meant. Sorry. 184 00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:40,512 I hate nightclubs. 185 00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:42,643 Probably because I suck at dancing. 186 00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:44,861 I love Ohio football, but I hate nightclubs. 187 00:12:44,904 --> 00:12:47,035 Why are we here? 188 00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:49,600 Him. 189 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,600 Mr. Jiang. 190 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:54,078 His family owns a hedge fund worth 800 million 191 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:57,643 and it's considering investing in Vance's expansion. 192 00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:58,817 You want me to get you a drink? 193 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,425 I'm gonna stick with water. 194 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,556 All my budget really allows these days. 195 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,600 I thought you were a paid intern. 196 00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:07,556 You'd be surprised how much Uber charges can add up. 197 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,817 I mean, I'd be lucky to break even. 198 00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:15,164 - I'll go. - What it is? 199 00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,774 Sex on the Beach. 200 00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:21,991 Quite a beach. 201 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,121 Grab a straw. On your mark, get set, go. 202 00:13:34,425 --> 00:13:36,643 It's really good. 203 00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:38,991 Mr. Jiang, have you had a chance to look at my numbers yet? 204 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,861 With the forecast of rising interest rates-- 205 00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:43,382 Again. Just-- 206 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:45,556 Yeah. 207 00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,904 We're gonna get fucked up tonight! 208 00:14:08,469 --> 00:14:11,251 Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. 209 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,164 That's a stupid fucking expression. 210 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,469 Why would a cat drag me anywhere? 211 00:14:15,512 --> 00:14:17,600 Welcome back, bro. 212 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,338 Did you miss us? 213 00:14:31,817 --> 00:14:33,948 Wait. I don't get it. 214 00:14:33,991 --> 00:14:36,121 Of course you don't. 215 00:14:36,991 --> 00:14:39,121 This is great! 216 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:44,948 I feel like dancing! 217 00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:55,643 Guess who. 218 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,078 Okay, I'll give you a hint. 219 00:14:57,121 --> 00:14:59,469 She's super fuckin' hot,a lot of fun, 220 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,425 and lovesto fuck. 221 00:15:01,469 --> 00:15:03,774 - Mother Teresa. - No. Ew. 222 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,512 Ta-da! 223 00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:09,600 I know, I look amazing. I've had, like, no carbs in eight weeks, 224 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,600 - but I'm feeling fucking fantastic. - Wow. 225 00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:13,512 Yeah, its from the lack of carbs and not all the blow. 226 00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,817 Don't you have some carpetsto munch on? 227 00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:16,121 Don't you have some dick to suck? 228 00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:22,687 What do I have to do to make you forgive me? 229 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:25,687 - I know I've been really bad. - Worse than bad. 230 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,556 Yeah, but you like it when I'm bad. 231 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,687 You know you miss me. 232 00:16:34,774 --> 00:16:36,904 Now get the fuck off me. 233 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:39,469 Whoa! 234 00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,730 What the fuck, Hardin?! 235 00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:44,512 Hardin, you didn't mind fucking me before, though, right? 236 00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:46,643 Oh, let me guess. 237 00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:49,338 You're still moping over that stuck-up bitch. 238 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:50,904 Don't fuckin' talk about her, okay?! 239 00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:53,687 Look at you. You look like a lost little puppy 240 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,600 over some Virgin Mary-turned-skank 241 00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:59,600 - who doesn't even want you! 242 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,730 Ohhh, God. 243 00:17:02,078 --> 00:17:04,556 What the fuck you looking at,freshman? 244 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:09,425 You want me to steal your boyfriend? So turn the fuck around. 245 00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:11,600 I look hot. 246 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,251 Tessa? 247 00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,948 Hi! I just, uh, 248 00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:26,469 I just wanted to inform you 249 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,600 that I look hot, 250 00:17:28,643 --> 00:17:30,035 and you're missing it. 251 00:17:30,078 --> 00:17:32,164 Tessa, where are you? 252 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,035 Whoo! Somewhere that you're not. 253 00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:36,817 Tess, I have your location, I can find you. 254 00:17:36,861 --> 00:17:39,512 - How much have you had to drink? 255 00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:41,556 I don't know, like five? 256 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,600 Five what? 257 00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:44,774 Uh, Sex on the Beaches. 258 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,295 Or is it Sexes on the Beaches? 259 00:17:49,121 --> 00:17:51,208 That coulda been fun! 260 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,904 You are wasted. 261 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,295 Oh, hey, Hardin? I'm the commander. 262 00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:57,643 I've been the commander all night. 263 00:17:57,687 --> 00:17:59,251 Command-- 264 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,774 What's it called? 265 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:03,687 I'm not wearing any underwear! 266 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,861 - Aaah! Ha ha ha! - Tess, who are you with? 267 00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:07,861 Why haven't you called me? 268 00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:09,295 I've texted you a hundred times! 269 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,556 You haven't replied! 270 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,425 I actually have to go, 271 00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:14,948 but it was nice talking to you, Mr. Hardin Scott, 272 00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:16,425 so goodbye. 273 00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:19,600 - Don't fu-- Te-- 274 00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:21,556 Tessa. 275 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,600 Trevor! 276 00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:26,251 I'm drunk, uncomfortable, and I saw a tampon on the ground. 277 00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:27,861 - I'm leaving. - Yeah, no, me too. 278 00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:29,512 Can we order room service? 279 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,687 I--I want French fries 280 00:18:32,556 --> 00:18:34,687 and... ice cream. 281 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,861 Dow! 282 00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:41,861 Nothin' like a vanilla sundaeat three in the morning. 283 00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:44,208 Yeah, it sounded better in the moment. 284 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,643 - So... Tessa. - Hmm. 285 00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:50,600 - Tessa Young. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:52,687 Why the hellare you in publishing? 287 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,904 Well, I love to read... 288 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,338 That makes sense. 289 00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:00,861 What's your favorite book? 290 00:19:00,904 --> 00:19:05,035 It's The Principles of Economics by Alfred Marshall. 291 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,991 - No, it's not. - Yeah, it is. 292 00:19:07,035 --> 00:19:09,164 No, I mean-- I mean, like, fiction. 293 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,164 Like-- Like a real book. 294 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,164 I don't do fiction. 295 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,904 I mean, have you seen how I dress? 296 00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:16,600 - You heathen! - Heathen? 297 00:19:16,643 --> 00:19:18,295 You heathen! 298 00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:20,643 Fiction's an escape from reality, 299 00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:22,600 it's a way that, like, you can live a hundred lives, 300 00:19:22,643 --> 00:19:24,035 or even a thousand. 301 00:19:24,078 --> 00:19:25,730 I don't need to live a thousand lives. 302 00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:29,600 Okay? And I would ratherwatch paint dry. 303 00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:33,469 I, um, that wasn't-- 304 00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,774 No, I-- that wasn't supposed to happen. 305 00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:50,948 Look, I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing. 306 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:54,687 We just have to soak it before it stains. 307 00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:57,469 Can I have your pants? 308 00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:59,425 - Tessa-- - Gimme your pants! 309 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:02,164 Otherwise it's gonna stain. 310 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,643 - Tessa! 311 00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:13,512 - Tessa, open the door. - Is that Hardin Scott? 312 00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:16,164 - Open the door! 313 00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,295 Hi. 314 00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:24,904 Are you trying to get me kicked out of this place? 315 00:20:24,948 --> 00:20:27,730 Yeah,come on in, why don't you? 316 00:20:27,774 --> 00:20:29,904 Hey-- 317 00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:33,164 Hey, Hardin, didn't see ya. How ya been? 318 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,774 - Fucking Trevor?! - Time to go, I think. 319 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,295 - I'm just gonna-- - No, you're not. 320 00:20:37,338 --> 00:20:39,295 - I just wanna talk to him! - No! No-- 321 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,164 - Tessa-- Tessa-- - Stop! 322 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,643 - Hardin, I think this is a mis-- - Fuck off. 323 00:20:43,687 --> 00:20:45,861 You're such a dick.Why are you even here? 324 00:20:45,904 --> 00:20:47,600 I'ma dick? 325 00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:49,774 I'm not the one taking advantage of drunk girls. 326 00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:51,730 You-- You do knowthat not every guy 327 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:54,164 is trying to getin my pants, right? 328 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,469 - You'd be surprised. - You can't tell me 329 00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:59,035 who I can and can'thave sex with, because it'snone of your business anymore! 330 00:20:59,078 --> 00:21:01,643 - Were you going to have sex with him? - Oh, my God! 331 00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:03,035 - What? - You're insane! 332 00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:06,035 You're avoiding the question. 333 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,425 What if I was? 334 00:21:13,469 --> 00:21:15,600 What? 335 00:21:16,904 --> 00:21:19,035 You heard me. 336 00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:22,121 What if I was? 337 00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:24,425 What, you don't like that? 338 00:21:24,469 --> 00:21:27,382 You don't like the ideaof Trevor's hands... 339 00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:29,512 all over my body? 340 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,295 Touching me? 341 00:21:36,774 --> 00:21:38,861 I've missed this. 342 00:21:38,904 --> 00:21:42,295 - Tessa, you're drunk. - Mm-hmm. So? 343 00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,687 Tess-- 344 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:47,121 Hmm! 345 00:21:47,164 --> 00:21:48,425 You don't want this? 346 00:21:48,469 --> 00:21:51,164 Of course I want this, but I-- 347 00:21:51,556 --> 00:21:54,991 Hardin... you have two options here. 348 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,643 Either you fuck me, 349 00:21:58,687 --> 00:22:00,948 or you leave. 350 00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:03,078 You decide. 351 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:31,208 Ohh. 352 00:22:36,512 --> 00:22:39,338 - Do you have a condom? - Are you sure? 353 00:22:39,382 --> 00:22:41,382 - Why not. - You'll hate me tomorrow. 354 00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:44,382 Yeah, well, I hate you already. 355 00:22:58,861 --> 00:23:00,687 Tell me I'm the only one. 356 00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:02,774 You're the only one. 357 00:23:25,121 --> 00:23:27,251 Mmm. 358 00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,251 - Hi! - Morning! 359 00:23:44,295 --> 00:23:45,948 - Kimberly! - You up? 360 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:47,600 Yeah--no, yeah, I've been up for a while. 361 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,295 - See you down in five. - Five minutes? 362 00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:51,208 - Problem? - Nope, not a problem. 363 00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:53,164 - Meet you in the lobby. - Okay, I'll be right down. 364 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,817 - Don't be late. - Okay. Bye. 365 00:23:56,904 --> 00:23:59,035 Shit! 366 00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:05,035 Where are my clothes?! 367 00:24:10,295 --> 00:24:12,425 Ohh! 368 00:24:14,338 --> 00:24:15,991 Tessa! 369 00:24:16,035 --> 00:24:18,164 Come back to bed. 370 00:24:19,382 --> 00:24:21,251 Tessa! 371 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:23,643 What?! What do you want?! 372 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:27,164 The other Tessa. The one who's nice? 373 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:30,251 Yeah, well, she's late for work. 374 00:24:34,512 --> 00:24:36,208 -Where are my-- -Why are you so-- 375 00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:38,382 Hey! Privacy! 376 00:24:38,904 --> 00:24:41,295 Privacy. After what we did last night, 377 00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:42,512 you want privacy? 378 00:24:42,556 --> 00:24:43,687 Don't remind me. 379 00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:45,643 Hey, you called me. 380 00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:47,774 I didn't tell you to come here. 381 00:24:47,817 --> 00:24:49,861 Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling 382 00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:51,991 you're not entirely cool with what happened last night. 383 00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:53,425 No, I'm not cool with it. 384 00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:54,948 Well, do you want to talk about it? 385 00:24:54,991 --> 00:24:57,078 Nope. You hurt meand I can't forgive you. 386 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,687 - That's it. - So last night meant nothing. 387 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,121 I was drunk. 388 00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,991 I called you, you came here... 389 00:25:03,948 --> 00:25:05,121 I made a mistake. 390 00:25:05,164 --> 00:25:06,730 But you obviously missed me. 391 00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:08,774 I didn't know what I was doing. 392 00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:10,469 - From kissing that guy, to-- - What? 393 00:25:10,512 --> 00:25:12,251 - What? - From kissing? 394 00:25:12,295 --> 00:25:13,991 - What did you say? - I didn't say anything. 395 00:25:14,035 --> 00:25:15,643 - You said "kissing that guy." - No. 396 00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:17,512 - What?! T-- - I need to go. 397 00:25:17,556 --> 00:25:19,512 Tessa, wait. Tessa! 398 00:25:19,556 --> 00:25:22,208 - Tessa! 399 00:25:23,035 --> 00:25:25,164 Put your clothes on! 400 00:25:26,295 --> 00:25:28,512 - Who did you kiss? - No one! 401 00:25:28,556 --> 00:25:29,730 - Was it Trevor? - No! 402 00:25:29,774 --> 00:25:31,208 My Tessa would never 403 00:25:31,251 --> 00:25:32,643 kiss a fuckin' stranger at a club. 404 00:25:32,687 --> 00:25:34,861 There is no "your Tessa" anymore! 405 00:25:34,904 --> 00:25:40,861 Yeah, well, when you were kissing that guy, I was fucking Molly. 406 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,687 Fuck you! 407 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,556 Fuck! 408 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,643 - Oh! - Sorry. 409 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:03,425 Hi. 410 00:26:03,904 --> 00:26:05,817 - Hi. - Got us some lattes. 411 00:26:05,861 --> 00:26:07,469 Thank you. 412 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:11,687 Oh. Thank you. 413 00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:14,208 So, interesting night. 414 00:26:14,251 --> 00:26:18,121 Trevor, I'm... so sorry about last night. 415 00:26:18,164 --> 00:26:20,643 No, don't be. If I showed upto my girlfriend's hotel room 416 00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:23,600 and I saw a half-naked,incredibly handsome man there, 417 00:26:23,643 --> 00:26:24,817 I'd react the same way. 418 00:26:24,861 --> 00:26:26,774 Is he stilllurking around? 419 00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:28,991 Should I be hidingin the van? 420 00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:30,643 He's the one that should be hiding, 421 00:26:30,687 --> 00:26:32,991 and we are not together. 422 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:37,295 How do you two know each other? 423 00:26:37,338 --> 00:26:40,556 - Hardin worked at Vance last year. - He did? 424 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,948 Yeah. Same position as you,actually. 425 00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:44,600 Kind of a sad story. 426 00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:47,512 We were best of friends, and... 427 00:26:47,556 --> 00:26:49,295 then we became lovers, 428 00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:52,512 and then I found a red hair on my pillow. 429 00:26:52,556 --> 00:26:54,643 Hilarious. 430 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,600 Ya know, I didn't peg youas the bad boy type. 431 00:26:56,643 --> 00:26:59,774 We'll save that for another time. 432 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,643 My hero. Ohh. 433 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,730 Anyone else feel like death? 434 00:27:04,774 --> 00:27:07,643 I don't know what you two said or did to Neil last night, 435 00:27:07,687 --> 00:27:10,600 but he just wrote a humongous check to finance our expansion. 436 00:27:10,643 --> 00:27:12,730 Good job. 437 00:27:25,164 --> 00:27:26,730 What are you doing here? 438 00:27:26,774 --> 00:27:28,774 I need some advice. 439 00:27:28,817 --> 00:27:30,382 Advice? 440 00:27:30,425 --> 00:27:32,208 You want advice from me? 441 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:33,948 Yeah. 442 00:27:33,991 --> 00:27:35,556 I'm that desperate. 443 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,643 Oh, insults. Great. 444 00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:39,861 I thought you werean imposter for a second. 445 00:27:39,904 --> 00:27:42,600 - Look, bro, I know I- - No, step-bro. 446 00:27:42,643 --> 00:27:45,556 I'm not your brother.You made that very clear. 447 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,904 And if I was Tessa,I'd never speak to youagain, Hardin. 448 00:27:47,948 --> 00:27:50,817 - It's unforgiveable.- You think I don't know that?! 449 00:27:50,861 --> 00:27:52,817 I know I fucked up! I know! 450 00:27:52,861 --> 00:27:55,948 She won't return my calls or texts. 451 00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:58,164 I found out she kissed some guy. 452 00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:00,687 And-- And I told her I fucked Molly. 453 00:28:00,730 --> 00:28:03,078 - You slept with Molly? - No, I saidI did. 454 00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:04,687 That's the point. I didn't. 455 00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:06,338 I said it to get back at her, 456 00:28:06,382 --> 00:28:08,774 and I-I realized how stupid that was. 457 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,861 - Yeah. - Oh, fuck this! 458 00:28:10,904 --> 00:28:14,556 So you're just gonnarun away like you dofrom everything. Right? 459 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,817 - Where you goin'? - London. 460 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,078 I was going to take her with me. 461 00:28:19,121 --> 00:28:20,861 I'll see you next year. 462 00:28:20,904 --> 00:28:23,904 Hardin, do you really love her? 463 00:28:23,948 --> 00:28:26,078 No bullshit. 464 00:28:27,121 --> 00:28:28,556 Yes. 465 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,251 Of course I fucking love her. 466 00:28:30,295 --> 00:28:33,600 I've never felt this way about anyone before! 467 00:28:33,643 --> 00:28:37,338 Just wish I didn't fuck the whole thing up. 468 00:29:13,643 --> 00:29:15,730 Focus. 469 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:18,687 Knock knock. 470 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:20,556 - Hi. - Hi. 471 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,687 You're probably goin' out of town for break, 472 00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:25,425 so just wanna say happy holidays, and a happy birthday. 473 00:29:25,469 --> 00:29:28,164 - It's your birthday, right? - Tomorrow. 474 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,338 I made you something. 475 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,556 What's-- What's this? 476 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,904 It is a cost analysis breakdown 477 00:29:37,948 --> 00:29:39,687 of your weekly Uber expenditure 478 00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:42,121 versus owning a used car. 479 00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:44,643 Okay... 480 00:29:44,687 --> 00:29:48,121 I know. It's just, turns out you're wasting a lot of money. 481 00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:51,861 I did a little research, and I found a 2013 Toyota Corolla, 482 00:29:51,904 --> 00:29:53,861 in town, in excellent condition. 483 00:29:53,904 --> 00:29:56,774 I went down to the dealership, negotiated terms, 484 00:29:56,817 --> 00:30:00,425 and you'd put no money down, you only pay 150 bucks a month. 485 00:30:00,469 --> 00:30:03,338 Vance also agreed to put your auto insurance on company policy, 486 00:30:03,382 --> 00:30:04,861 so that's free. 487 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,687 This is, of course, if you want to do it. 488 00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:07,730 I just like crunching numbers-- 489 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,208 Oh, my God! 490 00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:11,251 - I take it you-- - Oh, my God! Mwah! 491 00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:13,425 Thank you. 492 00:30:16,164 --> 00:30:17,991 Bye, Tessa. 493 00:30:22,991 --> 00:30:25,556 So, what do you think? 494 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,643 Well, you know, 495 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,208 it's, uh... 496 00:30:29,251 --> 00:30:30,948 it's very Tessa. 497 00:30:30,991 --> 00:30:32,904 I will take that as a compliment. 498 00:30:32,948 --> 00:30:35,078 I'm right up there. 499 00:30:38,382 --> 00:30:40,295 How's Dakota? 500 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,295 Um, I'm actually lookingat your birthday horoscope. 501 00:30:43,338 --> 00:30:47,208 So first off,you share a birthday with... 502 00:30:47,251 --> 00:30:49,600 - Joseph Stalin. - Great. 503 00:30:50,469 --> 00:30:53,991 - You are a proud, idealistic person-- - Like Stalin. 504 00:30:54,035 --> 00:30:57,208 You are more emotionalthan is obvious. 505 00:30:57,251 --> 00:31:01,164 You may solidifya romantic relationship 506 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:05,469 or become involvedwith a mature partner. 507 00:31:05,512 --> 00:31:07,643 Mature. That doesn't really sound-- 508 00:31:07,687 --> 00:31:09,904 No, it doesn't. 509 00:31:09,948 --> 00:31:11,469 He left for London. 510 00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:13,774 Have you heard from him? 511 00:31:14,295 --> 00:31:16,512 I haven't, because I blocked him. 512 00:31:16,556 --> 00:31:18,643 That'll work. 513 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,687 Bye. 514 00:31:59,556 --> 00:32:03,164 Whose place is this? 515 00:33:22,121 --> 00:33:24,295 "You can draw me to fire, 516 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:26,251 "you can draw me to water. 517 00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:28,687 "You can draw me to the gallows, 518 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:31,469 you can draw me to any death." 519 00:34:04,904 --> 00:34:07,730 Well, here we are. I could run you a bath 520 00:34:07,774 --> 00:34:09,382 if you'd like to get more comfortable. 521 00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:11,208 I would love that. 522 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:16,208 I remember when you and I used to take baths together. 523 00:34:17,687 --> 00:34:19,600 Oh, my goodness! Tessa? 524 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,687 - Tessa. - Hardin's mother. 525 00:34:21,730 --> 00:34:23,164 Hardin said you were gonna be out of town, 526 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:25,035 I didn't think I was gonna meet you! 527 00:34:25,078 --> 00:34:26,643 - Yeah. - My God, 528 00:34:26,687 --> 00:34:28,643 I cannot believe how pretty you are. 529 00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,469 I mean, Hardin said you were the most beautiful girl in the world, 530 00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:33,643 but honestly, I thought you were gonna be covered in tattoos, 531 00:34:33,687 --> 00:34:35,600 green hair, and a piercing on your bean. 532 00:34:35,643 --> 00:34:37,035 - What bean? - Mum. 533 00:34:37,078 --> 00:34:38,643 Don't be so melodramatic, Hardin. 534 00:34:38,687 --> 00:34:40,295 You and I are gonna be the best of friends. 535 00:34:40,338 --> 00:34:41,774 Do you mind if I use the loo? 536 00:34:41,817 --> 00:34:43,512 Yeah, of course. It's just, um... 537 00:34:43,556 --> 00:34:45,643 Oh, look at you! 538 00:34:47,512 --> 00:34:49,556 - Why are you here? - I came to get the rest of my stuff. 539 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,295 - You were supposed to be in London. - I know. 540 00:34:51,338 --> 00:34:52,991 I didn't want to go without you, so she came here. 541 00:34:53,035 --> 00:34:54,948 Why didn't you tell herthat we broke up? 542 00:34:54,991 --> 00:34:56,991 She was so excited when I told her first, 543 00:34:57,035 --> 00:34:58,600 - I couldn't ruin it for her. - Hardin! 544 00:34:58,643 --> 00:35:00,208 She's my mum! I couldn't tell her 545 00:35:00,251 --> 00:35:02,338 about the stupid bet, okay? I'm sorry. 546 00:35:02,382 --> 00:35:06,730 I don't expect youto pretend we're still together. 547 00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:09,208 - It's fine. - What's fine? 548 00:35:09,251 --> 00:35:12,425 I said it's fine. I'll play along. 549 00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:14,643 Thank you, Tessa. Thank you so much. 550 00:35:14,687 --> 00:35:16,338 Thanks for the Kindle. 551 00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,556 Fuck! Happy birthday! 552 00:35:18,904 --> 00:35:20,948 - Is it your birthday? - Yeah, it is. 553 00:35:20,991 --> 00:35:22,817 Why are we not celebrating? 554 00:35:22,861 --> 00:35:25,817 'Cause I-- I was just about to head out of town. 555 00:35:25,861 --> 00:35:28,338 - No! - Yeah, I'm gonna see my mom. 556 00:35:28,382 --> 00:35:32,948 Can I be selfishand ask you to stayanother night? 557 00:35:33,556 --> 00:35:36,469 Well, my mom'ssort of expec-- 558 00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:39,687 We don't know when we'regonna see each other again. 559 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:42,730 Yeah. I, uh, I-- I guess I can leave tomorrow. 560 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:44,904 Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. 561 00:35:44,948 --> 00:35:48,861 I am gonna whip you upa homemade birthday cakethat is gonna blow your mind. 562 00:35:48,904 --> 00:35:50,338 Cool. 563 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:51,817 Cool. 564 00:35:58,338 --> 00:36:00,251 I know I'm biased'cause I'm his mum, 565 00:36:00,295 --> 00:36:03,121 but isn't that justthe cutest little bumyou've ever seen? 566 00:36:03,164 --> 00:36:04,817 - Oh, my God, Mum, please. 567 00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:06,730 - Hush. - It's a pretty cute bum, 568 00:36:06,774 --> 00:36:08,730 - Hardin. 569 00:36:08,774 --> 00:36:10,121 Right. Well, uh, 570 00:36:10,164 --> 00:36:11,861 you guys are obviouslyhaving lots of fun, 571 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:14,295 so I'm just gonna clear up, 572 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,469 and then... set myself on fire. 573 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:19,991 So Hardin tells meyou're an English majoras well. 574 00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:23,643 Mm-hmm. I'm in the process of switching from econ. 575 00:36:23,687 --> 00:36:27,817 I actually just got an internship at Vance Publishing. 576 00:36:27,861 --> 00:36:29,991 Vance, as in... Christian Vance? 577 00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:32,164 Mm-hmm. 578 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,164 Hardin and I stayed with Vance for a few years 579 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:37,817 when Ken and I broke up. 580 00:36:37,861 --> 00:36:39,991 - Really? - Yeah. 581 00:36:40,904 --> 00:36:42,469 Hardin never mentioned that. 582 00:36:42,512 --> 00:36:43,861 Never mentioned what? 583 00:36:43,904 --> 00:36:46,556 Nothing, darling. Just girl talk. 584 00:37:15,164 --> 00:37:18,382 I'm just gonnagrab a blanketand sleep on the floor. 585 00:37:18,425 --> 00:37:22,600 You don't think we could share the bed and not... 586 00:37:22,643 --> 00:37:24,861 - You know. - Do you? 587 00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:26,730 Well, I'd liketo think 588 00:37:26,774 --> 00:37:30,164 that we're not total Neanderthals. 589 00:37:30,687 --> 00:37:32,817 Okay. 590 00:37:39,035 --> 00:37:40,861 G'night. 591 00:37:40,904 --> 00:37:43,035 Good night. 592 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,600 Um... 593 00:37:54,469 --> 00:37:57,774 I'm gonna leave early in the morning 594 00:37:58,295 --> 00:38:00,469 to--to head out of town. 595 00:38:04,774 --> 00:38:06,904 Okay. 596 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:11,078 Thank you for staying tonight. 597 00:38:12,295 --> 00:38:14,469 Thanks for having me. 598 00:38:21,121 --> 00:38:22,556 Sorry. 599 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,208 No. No, it's-- That's okay. 600 00:38:40,991 --> 00:38:43,078 That feels nice. 601 00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:46,121 - Does it? - Mm-hmm. 602 00:39:02,295 --> 00:39:05,295 - Did you have a nice birthday? - Yeah, I did. 603 00:39:05,338 --> 00:39:08,948 And thank you again for the... gift, 604 00:39:08,991 --> 00:39:10,469 it was really thoughtful. 605 00:39:10,512 --> 00:39:13,295 I found it when I was getting my stuff. 606 00:39:13,338 --> 00:39:15,425 I'm glad you like it. 607 00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:18,861 I love it. 608 00:39:27,817 --> 00:39:29,904 I got a car. 609 00:39:30,425 --> 00:39:32,687 - You got a car? - Mm-hmm. 610 00:39:33,512 --> 00:39:35,600 What car did you get? 611 00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:41,469 A white one. 612 00:39:43,469 --> 00:39:45,600 Well, happy birthday. 613 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:50,338 Night. 614 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:56,425 Good night. 615 00:40:00,512 --> 00:40:02,991 - Good night. - Good night. 616 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:06,991 Good night. 617 00:40:18,512 --> 00:40:20,600 - Hardin. - Huh? 618 00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:23,251 This isn't working. 619 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,687 Why? What's wrong? 620 00:40:28,035 --> 00:40:30,164 Feel. 621 00:40:34,078 --> 00:40:36,208 - Oh. 622 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,861 You? 623 00:40:46,164 --> 00:40:48,295 Oh. 624 00:41:07,035 --> 00:41:09,338 Hardin, we should stop. 625 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,164 Okay. 626 00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:13,643 Three seconds and we'll stop. 627 00:41:13,687 --> 00:41:15,774 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 628 00:41:17,774 --> 00:41:20,121 - Three... - Three... 629 00:41:20,164 --> 00:41:22,251 - two... - two... 630 00:41:22,904 --> 00:41:24,991 - one. - one. 631 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,861 - Okay, ten more seconds. - Okay. 632 00:41:34,904 --> 00:41:36,687 - And then we'll stop. - Okay. 633 00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:38,861 - Yeah? - Yeah. 634 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:46,643 Will you apologize to your mum for us kidnapping you last night? 635 00:41:46,687 --> 00:41:48,774 I will. 636 00:41:50,338 --> 00:41:53,904 I can't tell you how much it means to me to see Hardin this way. 637 00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:56,121 What way? 638 00:41:56,164 --> 00:41:58,295 Happy. 639 00:42:00,512 --> 00:42:01,643 What? 640 00:42:04,295 --> 00:42:06,425 - Bye. - Bye. 641 00:42:33,078 --> 00:42:35,208 Nice wheels! 642 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:38,078 - Vroom vroom! - Noah, hi! 643 00:42:38,121 --> 00:42:39,512 - Hi! - It's good to see you! 644 00:42:39,556 --> 00:42:40,817 Good to see you too. 645 00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:42,251 Mmm. 646 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,425 Okay... 647 00:42:45,295 --> 00:42:47,991 Your mom told methat you were comin' home today,so I figured I'd come greet you. 648 00:42:48,035 --> 00:42:49,948 Did she have you on speed dial 649 00:42:49,991 --> 00:42:51,774 the second I crossed the county line? 650 00:42:51,817 --> 00:42:53,295 I mean, can you blame her? 651 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,121 She knows a good thing when she sees it. 652 00:42:55,164 --> 00:42:56,643 - Right. - Right. 653 00:42:56,687 --> 00:42:58,556 Um, how's senior year? 654 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,164 You know me, breakin' hearts and takin' names. 655 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:03,687 - That's you. - Yeah? Yeah. 656 00:43:04,078 --> 00:43:06,295 Your mom told meabout the internship. 657 00:43:06,338 --> 00:43:08,643 - That's really awesome. - Thanks. Yeah. 658 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:10,991 And everything's cool with the whole thing with your dad. 659 00:43:11,035 --> 00:43:12,904 - What whole thing with my dad?- What? 660 00:43:12,948 --> 00:43:14,600 N-Nothing. Nothing. 661 00:43:14,643 --> 00:43:17,512 - What do you mean, nothing? - I-I don't know. 662 00:43:17,556 --> 00:43:20,164 - I thought that she would have-- - Thought she what? 663 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:22,817 - Uh... 664 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,425 - Are you kidding? 665 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:27,948 - Why is she calling you? - I'm sorry, Tess. 666 00:43:27,991 --> 00:43:29,730 Sorry, I got stuck at work. 667 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:31,469 - Is she there yet? - Mom? 668 00:43:31,512 --> 00:43:33,643 - Carol, she knows! - Knows what?! 669 00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:35,208 Oh! Tessa's with you. 670 00:43:35,251 --> 00:43:36,643 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 671 00:43:36,687 --> 00:43:38,035 What is going on with Dad?! 672 00:43:38,078 --> 00:43:40,164 Okay, that was rude. 673 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,643 I'm just asking you about Dad. 674 00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:43,991 Fine. 675 00:43:44,035 --> 00:43:45,600 Your father wanted to see you, 676 00:43:45,643 --> 00:43:47,730 but I chased him off. 677 00:43:47,774 --> 00:43:49,643 Why are you getting so worked up about this? 678 00:43:49,687 --> 00:43:51,600 I'm not getting worked up! 679 00:43:51,643 --> 00:43:53,643 I just don't understand why you'd keep that a secret. 680 00:43:53,687 --> 00:43:57,208 And you never kept any secrets from me? 681 00:43:57,251 --> 00:44:00,382 Because I can think of a big one, and so can Noah. 682 00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:02,425 I thought we got past this little hiccup 683 00:44:02,469 --> 00:44:04,382 once you got your heart broken. 684 00:44:04,425 --> 00:44:06,251 But I can tell by the sound of your voice 685 00:44:06,295 --> 00:44:07,948 that this not the case. 686 00:44:07,991 --> 00:44:10,382 This boy is not good for you, Teresa. 687 00:44:10,425 --> 00:44:13,078 - He is just like your father.- I'm hanging up. 688 00:44:13,121 --> 00:44:16,251 - No! Don't you fucking hang up on me! - This was a mistake. 689 00:44:16,295 --> 00:44:18,425 Theresa? Theresa? 690 00:44:19,425 --> 00:44:20,948 - I blew it. 691 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,687 I blew it, Carol. I don't know what happened. 692 00:44:52,469 --> 00:44:54,425 Mummy? 693 00:45:04,556 --> 00:45:05,687 No! 694 00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:06,904 Mummy? 695 00:45:06,948 --> 00:45:09,948 Hardin, get back upstairs now! 696 00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:13,338 Hey. Hey, I'm right here. 697 00:45:13,382 --> 00:45:15,512 Hey. Hey. 698 00:45:17,164 --> 00:45:18,991 Hey, it's okay. It's okay. 699 00:45:20,338 --> 00:45:22,600 It was just a nightmare. 700 00:45:34,861 --> 00:45:36,251 Morning. 701 00:45:36,295 --> 00:45:39,425 There--um, there's tea.I-- Help yourself. 702 00:45:39,469 --> 00:45:41,600 Thanks. 703 00:45:42,382 --> 00:45:44,208 Is he okay? 704 00:45:44,251 --> 00:45:46,556 - Hmm? - The nightmares. 705 00:45:46,861 --> 00:45:48,948 I heard him last night. 706 00:45:48,991 --> 00:45:51,121 Um, he's sleeping now. 707 00:45:53,425 --> 00:45:56,469 How long have they been going on? 708 00:45:57,730 --> 00:46:00,382 Uh, ever since he was eight. 709 00:46:01,991 --> 00:46:04,121 Um, he, uh, well-- 710 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,904 He told me... 711 00:46:07,948 --> 00:46:09,817 about that night and what he saw. 712 00:46:09,861 --> 00:46:11,991 The assault. 713 00:46:12,817 --> 00:46:16,512 Whoa. He's never told anyone that before. 714 00:46:18,469 --> 00:46:21,078 I'm so sorry for what happened to you. 715 00:46:21,121 --> 00:46:24,948 I just hoped he'd forgetthe whole thing. 716 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,512 But the nightmares kicked in. 717 00:46:31,556 --> 00:46:33,861 Sorry. 718 00:46:33,904 --> 00:46:36,251 And I took him to therapistafter therapist, 719 00:46:36,295 --> 00:46:38,512 but nothingseemed to help. 720 00:46:38,556 --> 00:46:42,861 And then he startedself-medicating with alcohol. 721 00:46:42,904 --> 00:46:45,035 But, um... 722 00:46:47,469 --> 00:46:51,035 ...he told me thatthe nightmares went away 723 00:46:51,078 --> 00:46:53,078 when he started seeing you. 724 00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:57,730 I didn't know that. 725 00:47:01,338 --> 00:47:02,991 May I ask... 726 00:47:03,035 --> 00:47:05,512 why does your mum hate him so much? 727 00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,774 Um, Hardin's your son-- 728 00:47:08,556 --> 00:47:10,600 Yes, and I love him, 729 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:14,512 but he is notwithouthis challenges. 730 00:47:14,556 --> 00:47:18,904 You can tell me.What happened between you two? 731 00:47:21,251 --> 00:47:23,382 He lied to me. 732 00:47:24,164 --> 00:47:26,600 - A big lie? - A massive lie. 733 00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:29,861 Is he sorry? 734 00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:33,425 He is. 735 00:47:33,469 --> 00:47:36,817 What are you two gabbing on about? 736 00:47:36,861 --> 00:47:38,861 Make sure youbrush your teeth. 737 00:47:38,904 --> 00:47:41,991 He used to give mesuch a hard timeabout brushing his teeth. 738 00:47:42,035 --> 00:47:43,643 Mum, for the love of God, 739 00:47:43,687 --> 00:47:45,512 of course I'm gonna brush my teeth. 740 00:47:45,556 --> 00:47:47,643 Great. Morning! 741 00:47:47,687 --> 00:47:50,687 - Morning. Thank you. 742 00:47:51,512 --> 00:47:53,600 I love your mom. 743 00:47:54,164 --> 00:47:56,295 She's all right. 744 00:47:59,035 --> 00:48:01,164 Happy belated. 745 00:48:01,817 --> 00:48:04,121 But you already got me a gift. 746 00:48:04,164 --> 00:48:06,164 True, but you had to snoop around 747 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,121 and open it without me, thus denying me 748 00:48:08,164 --> 00:48:11,121 the pleasure of watching you react to said gift. 749 00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:13,295 Therefore... 750 00:48:14,382 --> 00:48:16,512 "Tessa's perfect day." 751 00:48:17,904 --> 00:48:19,991 What's my perfect day? 752 00:48:20,035 --> 00:48:21,948 Well, that's for you to decide. 753 00:48:21,991 --> 00:48:24,208 Whatever your wish or desire, 754 00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:28,991 I will agree to withoutany snide remarks or tantrums. 755 00:48:29,035 --> 00:48:32,425 Your time starts in three, two, one. 756 00:48:34,382 --> 00:48:36,425 Isn't this nice? 757 00:48:36,469 --> 00:48:39,643 I always wanted to go ice skating. 758 00:48:39,687 --> 00:48:42,295 Yeah, it's... great. I'm loving-- 759 00:48:42,338 --> 00:48:44,512 Unhh! Unh... 760 00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:46,600 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 761 00:48:46,643 --> 00:48:48,208 Just a tad rusty. 762 00:48:48,251 --> 00:48:49,991 When was the last time you skated? 763 00:48:50,035 --> 00:48:52,338 I've never skated before. 764 00:48:52,382 --> 00:48:53,904 Do you want me to get you a walker? 765 00:48:53,948 --> 00:48:56,164 You're doing great. 766 00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:58,512 Fuck no! 767 00:48:58,556 --> 00:49:02,208 - Are you-- Oh, it's okay. It's... it's okay. 768 00:49:02,251 --> 00:49:04,382 Whoo. 769 00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:07,164 - Are you okay? - Yup. 770 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,687 Do you want to stop? 771 00:49:09,991 --> 00:49:12,295 No. We're here to have-- 772 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:16,208 - Unhh! Aaah! 773 00:49:16,251 --> 00:49:18,991 Hardin?I have a better idea. 774 00:49:19,035 --> 00:49:21,469 Stretch out into Child's Pose, 775 00:49:21,512 --> 00:49:25,556 and let the day's tension just melt away. 776 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,991 It's not the posemelting this tension away, 777 00:49:28,035 --> 00:49:30,035 - it's the fucking heat. - Shh! 778 00:49:30,078 --> 00:49:32,687 - Is there any air-conditioning? - It's hot yoga. 779 00:49:32,730 --> 00:49:35,774 From Child's Pose,lift, and slowly press back 780 00:49:35,817 --> 00:49:38,861 into your Downward Facing Dog. 781 00:49:38,904 --> 00:49:40,469 Did anyone ever tell you 782 00:49:40,512 --> 00:49:42,991 you have the most amazing bum? 783 00:49:43,035 --> 00:49:44,687 Stop. 784 00:49:44,730 --> 00:49:47,687 ...and slowly move into salamba sarvangasana. 785 00:49:47,730 --> 00:49:50,382 Excuse me,is this beginner's yoga? 786 00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:54,469 That was at ten-thirty. This is acro-yoga. 787 00:49:56,035 --> 00:50:00,078 ...and then lift them up and towards the ceiling. 788 00:50:00,121 --> 00:50:02,251 Breathe together. 789 00:50:05,078 --> 00:50:08,251 Inhale, lift your arms overhead. 790 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,904 And as you exhale, lean forward. 791 00:50:12,948 --> 00:50:17,121 - Allow your partner's weight to lean into you. 792 00:50:17,164 --> 00:50:19,730 Slowly breathe and open your legs and... 793 00:50:19,774 --> 00:50:21,904 wider... inhale... 794 00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:25,035 a little wider... 795 00:50:25,078 --> 00:50:28,774 and if you can, put your legs even wider. 796 00:50:35,643 --> 00:50:38,643 Is yoga supposed to be a turn-on? 797 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:43,556 Are you turned on? 798 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,991 Mm-hmm. 799 00:50:45,035 --> 00:50:46,948 - Can we leave then? - Mm-hmm. 800 00:50:46,991 --> 00:50:50,121 - Now? Let's go. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 801 00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:53,078 Sweaty! I am sweaty! 802 00:50:53,469 --> 00:50:56,251 Wait! Just give me five minutes, okay? 803 00:50:56,295 --> 00:50:59,078 I just need to get-- 804 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:06,425 Oh, my God. Hardin. 805 00:51:09,861 --> 00:51:13,817 - Let's get these off. 806 00:51:17,730 --> 00:51:19,600 Okay, we're getting somewhere! 807 00:51:57,295 --> 00:51:59,382 - Oh, shit! 808 00:52:55,687 --> 00:52:57,991 It's my boss, I have to get this. 809 00:52:58,035 --> 00:53:00,164 Are you serious? 810 00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:03,425 Hi! Kimberly,what's wrong? 811 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,556 Oh, no. How can we help? 812 00:53:08,164 --> 00:53:09,338 Hmm. 813 00:53:09,382 --> 00:53:10,643 Hi. 814 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,078 You have no idea how much of a lifesaver 815 00:53:13,121 --> 00:53:14,338 the two of you are right now. 816 00:53:14,382 --> 00:53:15,904 God, poor Vance caught this bug 817 00:53:15,948 --> 00:53:17,991 and he's throwing up everywhere. 818 00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:19,904 It's no problem. 819 00:53:19,948 --> 00:53:23,121 Okay, who are you and what have you done with Hardin? 820 00:53:23,164 --> 00:53:25,643 It's part of my birthday present. I'll tell you later. 821 00:53:25,687 --> 00:53:28,338 Ohh! I'm running so late. 822 00:53:28,382 --> 00:53:32,078 I'll be back in a few hours, okay? You're in good hands. 823 00:53:32,121 --> 00:53:34,948 - Bye. - Thank you. 824 00:53:38,035 --> 00:53:40,164 Hi. 825 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:44,164 Um, so, we have the whole afternoon together. 826 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:47,512 - Is there anything that you want to do? - No. 827 00:53:47,556 --> 00:53:50,035 I could get us some markers and we can draw! 828 00:53:50,078 --> 00:53:51,817 I don't like to draw. 829 00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:53,991 No? Are you hungry? 830 00:53:55,904 --> 00:53:58,035 No. 831 00:54:07,817 --> 00:54:10,861 Wanna tell me about your trains? 832 00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:15,948 Okay, I don't want to hear about them anyway. 833 00:54:15,991 --> 00:54:17,948 What are those marks on your arm? 834 00:54:17,991 --> 00:54:19,600 My tattoos. 835 00:54:19,643 --> 00:54:22,295 - Why do you have them? - Because I like them. 836 00:54:22,338 --> 00:54:23,948 Don't people think it looks strange? 837 00:54:23,991 --> 00:54:25,861 I don't give a fuck what people think. 838 00:54:25,904 --> 00:54:28,035 Which people don't yougive a fuck about? 839 00:54:28,078 --> 00:54:30,425 - Oh, shit. Don't say fuck. - Shit. 840 00:54:30,469 --> 00:54:32,164 Fuck. Shit. 841 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:34,295 Fucky fuck. Shit... 842 00:54:35,078 --> 00:54:37,208 - Hey. So... - Hi! 843 00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:39,512 he is actually hungry now. We need to get him some-- 844 00:54:39,556 --> 00:54:40,861 - Fuck. Shit. 845 00:54:40,904 --> 00:54:42,382 Uh, I can go if you want. 846 00:54:42,425 --> 00:54:44,078 - Or you could. - No, it's fine. 847 00:54:44,121 --> 00:54:45,991 - I'll get us some sandwiches. - Perfect. 848 00:54:46,035 --> 00:54:48,469 - Thank you so much. - Whoo! Okay! 849 00:54:48,512 --> 00:54:49,643 - See you later. Bye-bye. - Okay, bye! 850 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:52,251 Shit. Fuck. Shit. 851 00:54:54,730 --> 00:54:56,861 Go ahead. 852 00:54:59,251 --> 00:55:01,730 Here, I can take those now. 853 00:55:02,078 --> 00:55:04,556 You know, she really brings out the best in you. 854 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,948 Is it that obvious? 855 00:55:06,991 --> 00:55:08,948 Have a nice holiday. 856 00:55:08,991 --> 00:55:11,121 You too. 857 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:13,817 See ya, mate. 858 00:55:13,861 --> 00:55:15,991 See ya, mate. 859 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,164 You ready? 860 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:27,295 Yeah. Uh, we're the last ones here, 861 00:55:27,338 --> 00:55:29,643 so I just have to set the alarm. 862 00:55:29,687 --> 00:55:31,774 Merry Christmas. 863 00:55:33,687 --> 00:55:36,164 Christmas is next week. 864 00:55:38,164 --> 00:55:41,861 I've never been one to follow the rules. 865 00:55:48,295 --> 00:55:50,425 It says "Whatever our souls are made of..." 866 00:55:50,469 --> 00:55:53,078 "His and mineare the same." 867 00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:59,251 What's wrong? 868 00:56:02,861 --> 00:56:08,338 I didn't think that I'd see you over the holidays, so I didn't get you anything. 869 00:56:08,382 --> 00:56:11,208 Is there anything that you want? 870 00:56:13,991 --> 00:56:16,035 Another chance? 871 00:56:18,904 --> 00:56:21,469 Do you promise to act like this every day? 872 00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:23,600 No. 873 00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:28,121 But I'll try. 874 00:56:35,817 --> 00:56:37,948 Whatever it takes. 875 00:57:05,469 --> 00:57:08,295 We can't do this here. What if someone comes in? 876 00:57:08,338 --> 00:57:11,512 Helloooo? Anyone here? 877 00:57:11,991 --> 00:57:13,991 Anyone?! 878 00:57:14,035 --> 00:57:18,730 You just have an answer for everything, don't you? 879 00:57:32,121 --> 00:57:33,817 It's fake. 880 00:57:33,861 --> 00:57:35,948 Shit. 881 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,600 There's no one else for me, Tessa. 882 00:59:06,643 --> 00:59:08,730 No one. 883 00:59:12,774 --> 00:59:14,904 I love you. 884 00:59:15,295 --> 00:59:17,948 I love you too. 885 00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:24,251 Don't say "too." Sounds like you're agreeing with me. 886 00:59:25,164 --> 00:59:27,295 I love you, Hardin. 887 00:59:59,643 --> 01:00:01,121 Trish. 888 01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:02,382 Yeah, it's Ken. 889 01:00:02,425 --> 01:00:04,556 This is a surprise. 890 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,600 So listen, um, my wife Karen and I 891 01:00:08,948 --> 01:00:12,556 are having people overfor Christmas, and... 892 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,991 we would love it if you and Hardin and Tessa could join us. 893 01:00:16,035 --> 01:00:20,425 Well, I'm leaving for London today, but, um... 894 01:00:20,469 --> 01:00:22,643 the flight's not until this evening, 895 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:24,861 so I think we can pop over. 896 01:00:24,904 --> 01:00:26,643 It would mean the world to me. 897 01:00:26,687 --> 01:00:29,904 I guess we'll see you later,then. 898 01:00:29,948 --> 01:00:32,338 Merry Christmas, Trish. 899 01:00:34,687 --> 01:00:36,035 - Yeah? - Yeah. 900 01:00:36,078 --> 01:00:37,208 - Yeah? - Yeah. 901 01:00:37,251 --> 01:00:39,425 Oh! I'm so proud of you. 902 01:00:39,991 --> 01:00:42,078 Can't wait to meet her. 903 01:01:05,687 --> 01:01:07,774 This is his house? 904 01:01:08,861 --> 01:01:11,295 - I told you. - For fuck's sake, 905 01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:13,948 I didn't think it was thisbig. 906 01:01:13,991 --> 01:01:15,948 Mum, we don't have to do this. 907 01:01:15,991 --> 01:01:20,295 Look, the last time I saw your dad was ten years ago. 908 01:01:20,338 --> 01:01:22,600 It's time. Come on. 909 01:01:26,774 --> 01:01:28,600 - Hi. Karen? - Yes, hi. 910 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:29,861 Thank you for having us. 911 01:02:03,904 --> 01:02:06,469 Well, come on. Merry Christmas. 912 01:02:24,643 --> 01:02:27,643 This humble one, right here now, 913 01:02:28,251 --> 01:02:31,078 he just co-authored a new interpretation 914 01:02:31,121 --> 01:02:32,861 of Taming of the Shrew 915 01:02:32,904 --> 01:02:34,556 with the head of the English department. 916 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,817 It's not a big deal. 917 01:02:36,861 --> 01:02:38,600 - It isa big deal! 918 01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:49,687 ...directed that to perfection. 919 01:02:49,730 --> 01:02:52,338 That third act had me in tears. 920 01:02:52,382 --> 01:02:54,164 We saw it twice. 921 01:03:24,687 --> 01:03:26,469 Uber's gonna be here 922 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:28,382 - in five minutes. - Oh! 923 01:03:28,425 --> 01:03:30,251 Well, I'm glad you stopped by. 924 01:03:30,295 --> 01:03:31,904 Me too. 925 01:03:31,948 --> 01:03:33,861 Dinner should be ready shortly. 926 01:03:33,904 --> 01:03:36,556 Okay, I hope everybody has a hearty appetite. 927 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,643 - Absolutely! - Karen is a dynamite cook. 928 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:40,600 Yes, she is. 929 01:03:40,643 --> 01:03:42,295 Where'd you go? 930 01:03:42,338 --> 01:03:43,948 Just for a walk. 931 01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:45,687 So Trish, I hear that 932 01:03:45,730 --> 01:03:47,208 this is your first time in the States? 933 01:03:47,251 --> 01:03:49,208 - Yeah, it is. - And how do you like it? 934 01:03:49,251 --> 01:03:51,382 There's a lot to see. 935 01:03:51,425 --> 01:03:54,512 It's kind of worn outits welcome, if you ask me. 936 01:03:54,556 --> 01:03:57,643 Be happy to get back homeonce I graduate. 937 01:03:57,687 --> 01:04:00,469 You're moving back to England after graduation? 938 01:04:00,512 --> 01:04:02,600 Yeah, of course I am. 939 01:04:02,904 --> 01:04:05,730 Trish, can I get you another glass before you leave us? 940 01:04:05,774 --> 01:04:07,512 No. But it was lovely. Thank you. 941 01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:09,035 I'm so glad you like it. 942 01:04:09,078 --> 01:04:10,730 We got it in Greece on our honeymoon. 943 01:04:10,774 --> 01:04:12,948 I stuck to Pellegrino. 944 01:04:12,991 --> 01:04:16,164 We stayed in this gorgeous villa. 945 01:04:16,556 --> 01:04:19,687 Did you know that the beaches in Santorini 946 01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:21,904 are made up of volcanic pebbles, 947 01:04:21,948 --> 01:04:25,121 so there's no sand to make the water murky. 948 01:04:25,164 --> 01:04:27,425 So it is a crystal-clear-- 949 01:04:27,469 --> 01:04:29,991 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Hardin. 950 01:04:30,035 --> 01:04:32,338 - Excuse me?- Look at your fucking trousers. 951 01:04:32,382 --> 01:04:33,861 I'm sorry, Mum, but seriously, 952 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:35,643 do you have any sensitivitywhatsoever? 953 01:04:35,687 --> 01:04:38,164 You're just boorishly droning on 954 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,295 with no regard forthe lives you destroyed. 955 01:04:40,338 --> 01:04:43,948 P-Perhaps we could find a more private place 956 01:04:43,991 --> 01:04:47,078 - to have this conversation. - By all means. 957 01:04:47,121 --> 01:04:49,600 It's Bill Gates. 958 01:04:51,164 --> 01:04:53,817 Okay, well, you are obviously quite upset with me, 959 01:04:53,861 --> 01:04:56,338 so go ahead and say what's on your mind. 960 01:04:56,382 --> 01:04:58,208 Why did you even invite us here? 961 01:04:58,251 --> 01:05:00,164 I invited you here because you're my family. 962 01:05:00,208 --> 01:05:02,425 We're not your family.We wereyour family. 963 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,991 - You ran out and reinvented-- - Hardin, I thought we were past this. 964 01:05:05,035 --> 01:05:07,643 We didn't get past it. How werewe supposed to get past it? 965 01:05:07,687 --> 01:05:09,991 You haven't owned up to anything! 966 01:05:10,035 --> 01:05:12,164 Your twelve steps-- making amends. 967 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:15,078 Where's Mum's amends?Mum, have you gotyour amends yet? 968 01:05:15,121 --> 01:05:16,687 What would you like me to do? 969 01:05:16,730 --> 01:05:18,208 You don't think that I am consumed by guilt? 970 01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:20,730 I knew that night that I had to go. 971 01:05:20,774 --> 01:05:22,991 No! After that night you had to stay! 972 01:05:23,035 --> 01:05:25,338 And you didn't! That night happened becauseof you! 973 01:05:25,382 --> 01:05:27,643 Yes! And I have been haunted by it for the last ten years! 974 01:05:27,687 --> 01:05:30,295 It haunts you?! I fucking watched it happen, 975 01:05:30,338 --> 01:05:33,164 - you bastard! 976 01:05:38,556 --> 01:05:40,687 I'm sorry, Mum. 977 01:05:40,730 --> 01:05:42,817 I hadto. 978 01:05:43,556 --> 01:05:46,948 No, wait. You don'thave to get an Uber.I can give you a ride. 979 01:05:46,991 --> 01:05:49,382 After the shit you've just pulled? 980 01:05:49,425 --> 01:05:51,991 Not to mention you're drunk. 981 01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:54,121 Look, I'm sorry I'm not like you. 982 01:05:54,164 --> 01:05:56,991 You may be able to forget everything he did, but I can't. 983 01:05:57,035 --> 01:05:59,556 I haven't forgotten anything. 984 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,948 I've chosento forgive him so that I can move on. 985 01:06:05,121 --> 01:06:08,643 Hardin, resentments like this are gonna destroy you. 986 01:06:08,687 --> 01:06:13,295 And they're gonna take Tessa right down with you. 987 01:06:46,035 --> 01:06:48,469 - Fuck! 988 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,035 - Hardin. 989 01:07:19,643 --> 01:07:21,687 Hardin. 990 01:07:21,730 --> 01:07:23,469 Hardin! 991 01:08:03,121 --> 01:08:05,251 Hold that, please! 992 01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:08,382 Oh. 993 01:08:10,512 --> 01:08:14,643 And I thought I was the only Grinch who worked the day after Christmas. 994 01:08:14,687 --> 01:08:17,338 We have gotta stop meeting like this. 995 01:08:17,382 --> 01:08:21,469 You're right. I'll have restraining orders drafted immediately. 996 01:08:21,512 --> 01:08:23,121 How was your Christmas? 997 01:08:23,164 --> 01:08:25,295 Uneventful. Yours? 998 01:08:25,991 --> 01:08:28,121 Eventful. 999 01:08:28,425 --> 01:08:30,904 That's a loaded response. 1000 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,338 Well, I'd love to hear more about your eventful Christmas, 1001 01:08:36,382 --> 01:08:38,078 so... lunch? 1002 01:08:38,121 --> 01:08:39,512 Postmates. I'm buying. 1003 01:08:39,556 --> 01:08:41,512 How could I refuse? 1004 01:08:41,556 --> 01:08:44,035 Great. I'll email you some menus. 1005 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,904 I know, very chivalrous of me. 1006 01:08:50,556 --> 01:08:55,251 I thought that things were getting better, but... 1007 01:08:55,295 --> 01:08:59,164 it's clear that he still has a lot of stuff he has to deal with. 1008 01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:02,382 And I just feel really bad for him... 1009 01:09:02,425 --> 01:09:04,904 and I don't know how to fix it. 1010 01:09:04,948 --> 01:09:07,338 Well, let me ask you this. 1011 01:09:08,382 --> 01:09:10,643 Are you in love with him? 1012 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,991 - I am. - Then you got yourself a problem. 1013 01:09:17,035 --> 01:09:18,817 Those are your words of wisdom? 1014 01:09:18,861 --> 01:09:21,338 Hey, I never said I had any words of wisdom. 1015 01:09:21,382 --> 01:09:26,730 No, you just wanted to know whether I actually loved him. 1016 01:09:26,774 --> 01:09:29,164 I should get back to work. 1017 01:09:30,643 --> 01:09:33,251 Thank you for lunch. Next time it's on me. 1018 01:09:33,295 --> 01:09:36,643 I don't think there'sgonna be a next time. 1019 01:09:36,687 --> 01:09:38,035 Ouch. 1020 01:09:38,078 --> 01:09:40,687 No, not like that, believe me. 1021 01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:42,600 I'm moving to Seattle. 1022 01:09:42,643 --> 01:09:45,512 Vance offered me theHead of Finance positionat the new office. 1023 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,382 Oh, my God. Trevor, that's amazing. 1024 01:09:47,425 --> 01:09:49,338 Thanks. 1025 01:09:49,382 --> 01:09:51,556 Well, ya know, I don't leave tomorrow. 1026 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,295 We could still-- that's-- 1027 01:09:53,338 --> 01:09:56,035 No, that's stupid. 1028 01:10:04,295 --> 01:10:06,425 Tessa. 1029 01:10:07,338 --> 01:10:12,600 My sister has struggledwith addiction her whole life. 1030 01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:14,687 This thing between you and Hardin-- 1031 01:10:14,730 --> 01:10:17,035 it's not gonna end well. 1032 01:10:20,687 --> 01:10:22,774 Well, you're wrong. 1033 01:11:00,035 --> 01:11:02,556 This one's better anyway. 1034 01:11:15,469 --> 01:11:19,512 You're never gonna show mewhat you're writing in there,are you? 1035 01:11:19,556 --> 01:11:21,643 Maybe... someday. 1036 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:31,121 You don't wanna seewho that is? 1037 01:11:31,164 --> 01:11:33,295 I know who it is. 1038 01:11:33,338 --> 01:11:34,817 It's Steph. 1039 01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:39,121 The frat house is having a New Year's Eve party. 1040 01:11:39,164 --> 01:11:41,295 Right. 1041 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,164 Do you wanna go? 1042 01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:46,774 No. I don't wanna leave you here alone. 1043 01:11:47,643 --> 01:11:49,774 I wouldn't be alone. 1044 01:11:49,817 --> 01:11:51,948 I'd go with you. 1045 01:11:53,512 --> 01:11:56,382 Sorry, I-- I just thought after everything that happened 1046 01:11:56,425 --> 01:11:58,208 - that you wouldn't want to-- - I'm not scared of them. 1047 01:11:58,251 --> 01:12:00,469 Besides, if it blows up in my face, 1048 01:12:00,512 --> 01:12:03,643 then we can just stay in next year. 1049 01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:15,382 What was that for? 1050 01:12:18,164 --> 01:12:21,643 I just loved how you said "next year." 1051 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,991 Hello? 1052 01:12:29,035 --> 01:12:30,556 Tessa, why aren't you in the office? 1053 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:32,164 Well, yeah, I-- I thought it was-- 1054 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:33,643 I'm kidding. Happy New Year. 1055 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,948 Yes! 1056 01:12:35,991 --> 01:12:37,643 You got me. 1057 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:39,512 I'll cut to the chase. 1058 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,469 We went with the manuscript you recommended, 1059 01:12:41,512 --> 01:12:43,556 and it sold today in quite a bidding war. 1060 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:46,425 Wow, that's-- that's fantastic. 1061 01:12:46,469 --> 01:12:48,164 Listen, we were gonna hire someone 1062 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:49,817 to do digital submissions in Seattle, but... 1063 01:12:49,861 --> 01:12:52,382 you're better than anyone I've interviewed. 1064 01:12:52,425 --> 01:12:54,643 I'll take care of your tuition, living expenses, provided you transfer. 1065 01:12:54,687 --> 01:12:58,556 Obviously, Hardin's welcome to join you. 1066 01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:59,687 Wow, that-- 1067 01:12:59,730 --> 01:13:02,687 uh, that sounds really amazing. 1068 01:13:03,904 --> 01:13:07,295 Um, can you give me a chance to think about it, please? 1069 01:13:07,338 --> 01:13:08,817 Of course. I just wanted 1070 01:13:08,861 --> 01:13:10,295 to share the good news. 1071 01:13:10,338 --> 01:13:12,164 Happy New Year, Tess. 1072 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,338 Happy New Year, sir. 1073 01:13:17,078 --> 01:13:18,512 Hey. 1074 01:13:18,556 --> 01:13:20,556 Were you talking to me? 1075 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:21,904 Nope. 1076 01:13:21,948 --> 01:13:24,251 What is taking so long? 1077 01:13:24,295 --> 01:13:25,904 Being a woman. 1078 01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:28,251 Now, can you go wait outside? 1079 01:13:28,295 --> 01:13:30,425 - So sorry. - Thanks. 1080 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:42,338 Undefeated! 1081 01:13:43,121 --> 01:13:44,600 Fuck! 1082 01:13:44,643 --> 01:13:47,251 - It's okay. - Sorry. Sorry. 1083 01:13:49,991 --> 01:13:51,643 We've missed you. 1084 01:13:51,687 --> 01:13:52,730 Are we good? 1085 01:13:52,774 --> 01:13:54,643 Ancient history. 1086 01:13:54,687 --> 01:13:56,078 You guys wanna get in on this? 1087 01:13:56,121 --> 01:13:57,425 Yeah, you can take my place. 1088 01:13:57,469 --> 01:13:59,600 Go. I'll watch. 1089 01:14:00,556 --> 01:14:02,035 I like to watch. 1090 01:14:02,078 --> 01:14:04,295 Yeah, I bet you do. 1091 01:14:04,338 --> 01:14:06,425 Okay, sure. 1092 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,164 You know what you're doing,right? 1093 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,251 - Not a clue. - Awesome. 1094 01:14:10,295 --> 01:14:12,425 Great. 1095 01:14:14,251 --> 01:14:16,600 Tessa! 1096 01:14:17,861 --> 01:14:19,295 Mmm. 1097 01:14:19,338 --> 01:14:20,512 Mm. 1098 01:14:20,556 --> 01:14:21,687 What is that? 1099 01:14:21,730 --> 01:14:23,469 Cherry vodka sour. 1100 01:14:23,512 --> 01:14:25,600 Cool. 1101 01:14:29,817 --> 01:14:31,948 This is fun! 1102 01:14:36,904 --> 01:14:39,035 - Yes! - Yes! 1103 01:14:44,469 --> 01:14:47,469 Drink, bitch! 1104 01:14:47,512 --> 01:14:49,600 Whoo! I like this! 1105 01:14:49,643 --> 01:14:52,382 - Nice job! One more! - Aowww! 1106 01:15:01,251 --> 01:15:03,600 I... suck at this. 1107 01:15:04,948 --> 01:15:07,078 Jamie. Hey. 1108 01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:11,687 - It isyou. - Hi. 1109 01:15:12,164 --> 01:15:13,991 Can I talk to youupstairs? 1110 01:15:14,035 --> 01:15:16,164 Lead the way. 1111 01:15:29,991 --> 01:15:32,121 Molly's here! 1112 01:15:33,556 --> 01:15:35,643 You fucking kidding me? 1113 01:15:37,469 --> 01:15:39,600 Fuck this. 1114 01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:45,512 So cool, all those gears. 1115 01:15:46,121 --> 01:15:47,817 You're like a robot. 1116 01:15:47,861 --> 01:15:49,382 Who says I'm not? 1117 01:15:49,425 --> 01:15:51,948 I have a tattoo of a little butterfly, 1118 01:15:51,991 --> 01:15:54,817 but you can only see it when I'm naked. 1119 01:15:54,861 --> 01:15:56,948 - I love butterflies. - Really? 1120 01:15:56,991 --> 01:15:59,078 Yeah. 1121 01:16:05,121 --> 01:16:07,817 Hey! I was looking for you. 1122 01:16:07,861 --> 01:16:09,991 Hey. Let's leave. 1123 01:16:10,469 --> 01:16:12,600 Okay. 1124 01:16:17,121 --> 01:16:21,295 Aww. If it isn't the cute couple together again. 1125 01:16:21,338 --> 01:16:23,512 Oh, yay. It's Molly. 1126 01:16:23,556 --> 01:16:25,295 - Where you guys going? - We're going home. 1127 01:16:25,338 --> 01:16:28,208 Ohh. Lame. Come on, it's almost New Year's. 1128 01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:30,991 - We just wanna be alone. - Let's go. 1129 01:16:31,035 --> 01:16:34,643 Good. She never really fit in, anyway. 1130 01:16:36,121 --> 01:16:37,556 One drink. 1131 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,730 What-- Tess. 1132 01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:50,208 Excuse me, lovebirds, you're on my chair. 1133 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,861 - Seriously? - Yeah. Now, fuck off. 1134 01:16:52,904 --> 01:16:54,251 Move. 1135 01:16:54,295 --> 01:16:56,425 Bitch. 1136 01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:05,425 Yes, I am druuuunk! 1137 01:17:06,991 --> 01:17:09,208 Would anybody likesome weed brownies?I made 'em myself. 1138 01:17:09,251 --> 01:17:11,382 - No. - Oh, I'm good. 1139 01:17:12,251 --> 01:17:14,469 Well, this is fun.Can we leave? 1140 01:17:14,512 --> 01:17:15,687 We should play a game. 1141 01:17:15,730 --> 01:17:17,078 Like what, Scrabble? 1142 01:17:17,121 --> 01:17:18,861 How about... 1143 01:17:18,904 --> 01:17:21,295 - Truth or Dare? - Jesus Christ. 1144 01:17:21,338 --> 01:17:23,382 - Why is that bad? - Long story. 1145 01:17:23,425 --> 01:17:25,730 - Why would you say that? - Because. 1146 01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:29,425 What's the matter, Hardin? Scared of a little Truth or Dare? 1147 01:17:29,469 --> 01:17:31,600 Fuck you, Molly. 1148 01:17:31,904 --> 01:17:33,035 I'll go first. 1149 01:17:33,078 --> 01:17:35,121 Hey, Tess, truth or dare? 1150 01:17:35,164 --> 01:17:36,730 Truth. 1151 01:17:36,774 --> 01:17:38,425 Uh, are you a virgin? 1152 01:17:38,469 --> 01:17:40,035 Molly, don't. 1153 01:17:40,078 --> 01:17:42,338 Oh. Duh. I already know the answer to that, 1154 01:17:42,382 --> 01:17:43,904 because Hardin fucked you. 1155 01:17:43,948 --> 01:17:45,991 Yes, he did. 1156 01:17:46,035 --> 01:17:48,512 My turn. Molly, truth or dare? 1157 01:17:48,556 --> 01:17:50,643 Hmm, truth. 1158 01:17:52,774 --> 01:17:54,643 Is it true that you're a whore? 1159 01:17:54,687 --> 01:17:56,425 Oh, shit. 1160 01:17:56,469 --> 01:17:58,643 What the fuck did you just call me? 1161 01:17:58,687 --> 01:18:01,817 I didn't call you anything. I just asked you a question. 1162 01:18:01,861 --> 01:18:03,687 Are you a whore? 1163 01:18:03,730 --> 01:18:05,774 - You are. - You have to answer honestly, 1164 01:18:05,817 --> 01:18:08,774 because it's called Truth for a reason. 1165 01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:10,991 No. 1166 01:18:11,035 --> 01:18:12,295 Do they not like each other? 1167 01:18:12,338 --> 01:18:13,774 Hey, Tess, my turn again. 1168 01:18:13,817 --> 01:18:15,556 - Truth or dare? - Truth. 1169 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,991 Is it true that you're a dumb-ass 1170 01:18:17,035 --> 01:18:18,817 for getting back together with Hardin 1171 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:20,904 after he clearly fucked you for a bet? 1172 01:18:20,948 --> 01:18:23,078 Let's go. 1173 01:18:23,469 --> 01:18:24,817 No, that's not true. 1174 01:18:24,861 --> 01:18:26,991 Oh... but it is. 1175 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:29,078 You believe anything that comes out of his mouth. 1176 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:30,817 I fucking hate you, Molly. 1177 01:18:30,861 --> 01:18:32,382 Which I don't blame you, 1178 01:18:32,425 --> 01:18:35,035 because, oh, man, what that mouth can do. 1179 01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:37,208 And that tongue... 1180 01:18:48,121 --> 01:18:50,251 Get away from me! 1181 01:18:54,251 --> 01:18:56,687 - You, like that, whore! - Ohh! 1182 01:19:06,164 --> 01:19:08,251 Tessa, relax! 1183 01:19:08,861 --> 01:19:09,817 Awww... 1184 01:19:12,904 --> 01:19:14,600 You're a whore! 1185 01:19:14,643 --> 01:19:16,556 Get that fuckin' bitch out of here! 1186 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:18,512 Happy new year, bitch! 1187 01:19:18,556 --> 01:19:19,948 Fuck you, Tessa! 1188 01:19:19,991 --> 01:19:22,121 Get off me! 1189 01:19:22,556 --> 01:19:24,469 And you, move the fuck out of my way! 1190 01:19:30,774 --> 01:19:34,382 - ...UFC or some.. - UFC? 1191 01:19:35,948 --> 01:19:38,338 I needed that. 1192 01:19:38,382 --> 01:19:40,512 I'll bet you did. 1193 01:19:40,904 --> 01:19:42,687 - Ahhh. - You're crazy. 1194 01:19:42,730 --> 01:19:44,861 I know. 1195 01:19:52,904 --> 01:19:55,512 - - Aaah! 1196 01:20:01,991 --> 01:20:04,425 I just wanna be 1197 01:20:04,469 --> 01:20:07,164 - Pants. 1198 01:20:11,251 --> 01:20:13,251 Ms. Young, are you objectifying me? 1199 01:20:13,295 --> 01:20:15,512 Why, yes, I am, Mr. Scott. 1200 01:20:17,382 --> 01:20:19,687 - Right. 1201 01:20:19,730 --> 01:20:21,774 Three minutes till New Year! 1202 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,382 Whooo! 1203 01:20:34,774 --> 01:20:36,948 Is the door locked? 1204 01:20:36,991 --> 01:20:38,991 Fuck the door, I don't know. 1205 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:41,687 - Oh, my God. - Am I your god? 1206 01:20:41,730 --> 01:20:43,861 Yeah! 1207 01:20:44,991 --> 01:20:46,512 Thirty seconds! 1208 01:20:46,556 --> 01:20:47,817 Whooo! 1209 01:20:47,861 --> 01:20:50,948 - Fuck off! 1210 01:20:50,991 --> 01:20:53,600 Fourteen, thirteen, 1211 01:20:54,425 --> 01:20:56,556 twelve, eleven, ten, 1212 01:20:56,861 --> 01:20:59,208 nine, eight, seven, six, 1213 01:21:01,121 --> 01:21:02,904 five, four, 1214 01:21:02,948 --> 01:21:05,078 three, two, one! 1215 01:21:14,512 --> 01:21:16,600 We're set. 1216 01:21:17,512 --> 01:21:19,600 Hey. 1217 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,687 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1218 01:21:30,730 --> 01:21:33,469 - Tessa, your phone. 1219 01:21:33,512 --> 01:21:36,208 - What? - Your phone. 1220 01:21:53,687 --> 01:21:55,948 Hardin? 1221 01:21:57,643 --> 01:21:59,208 Hey, you! 1222 01:21:59,251 --> 01:22:01,425 - Happy New Year. - Hey. 1223 01:22:02,338 --> 01:22:03,643 I'm really glad we did that. 1224 01:22:03,687 --> 01:22:05,164 Me too. 1225 01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:06,904 Do me a favor and just keep it between us? 1226 01:22:06,948 --> 01:22:09,730 Of course. I never kiss and tell. 1227 01:22:09,774 --> 01:22:11,904 Thank you. 1228 01:22:12,774 --> 01:22:14,512 Uh-oh. 1229 01:22:14,556 --> 01:22:16,643 You piece of shit! 1230 01:22:18,904 --> 01:22:20,208 Tessa, wait! 1231 01:22:20,251 --> 01:22:23,208 - Hey. Hey! - Just hear me out. 1232 01:22:23,251 --> 01:22:25,121 - What the fuck?! 1233 01:22:25,164 --> 01:22:27,078 - Dude, she kissed me. - Fuck off! 1234 01:22:27,121 --> 01:22:30,164 Tessa, what the fuck! How can you do that?! 1235 01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:32,512 Why do you care, huh? You just kissed that girl. 1236 01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:34,251 No, no, no, you don't get to cry! 1237 01:22:34,295 --> 01:22:36,643 You just fucking kissed a guy right in front of me! 1238 01:22:36,687 --> 01:22:38,643 - And what did you do, huh? - Nothing! 1239 01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:40,512 - The fuck is wrong with you?! - She just said 1240 01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:43,861 that she doesn't kiss and tell,you fucking liar! 1241 01:22:43,904 --> 01:22:45,774 It's a figure of speech! 1242 01:22:45,817 --> 01:22:47,948 You should know I would never fucking cheat on you! 1243 01:22:47,991 --> 01:22:52,382 Were you with her tonight?Is she who you disappeared withthe whole night?! 1244 01:22:52,425 --> 01:22:54,338 - Yes! 1245 01:22:54,382 --> 01:22:56,774 - I was trying to make her forgive me. - For what?! 1246 01:22:56,817 --> 01:23:01,469 Because I'm trying to be a better person for you! That's all I fucking do! 1247 01:23:01,512 --> 01:23:04,774 Tell me what else I can do to make you believe that I love you. 1248 01:23:04,817 --> 01:23:06,861 Tell me! 1249 01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:08,991 You're never gonna trust me. 1250 01:23:09,035 --> 01:23:10,774 Trust you? 1251 01:23:10,817 --> 01:23:12,295 You think that I should trust you. 1252 01:23:12,338 --> 01:23:13,425 Yes! 1253 01:23:13,469 --> 01:23:16,251 Where has that ever gotten me? 1254 01:23:17,078 --> 01:23:19,817 You're never gonna forgive me, are you? 1255 01:23:19,861 --> 01:23:22,338 You're just gonna keep bringing it up, every time. 1256 01:23:22,382 --> 01:23:24,861 Because I don't trust you! 1257 01:23:25,251 --> 01:23:28,600 You act like you're so fucking innocent. 1258 01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:30,382 Like you're perfect. 1259 01:23:30,425 --> 01:23:32,121 Oh, fuck this. 1260 01:23:32,164 --> 01:23:33,730 And fuck you! 1261 01:23:33,774 --> 01:23:35,251 Fuck you too. 1262 01:23:35,295 --> 01:23:37,121 Fuck off! 1263 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:47,687 Hardin. 1264 01:23:49,948 --> 01:23:52,078 Hardin? 1265 01:24:16,687 --> 01:24:18,469 Hey. 1266 01:24:18,512 --> 01:24:20,035 Hey. 1267 01:24:20,078 --> 01:24:21,861 Do you have a charger? 1268 01:24:21,904 --> 01:24:24,035 In my car. 1269 01:24:26,078 --> 01:24:27,730 Hardin, can you please pick up the phone? 1270 01:24:27,774 --> 01:24:30,425 I really need to talk to you. 1271 01:24:37,687 --> 01:24:39,817 Make a left on Oakwood. 1272 01:25:09,338 --> 01:25:11,469 - Hello? 1273 01:25:17,774 --> 01:25:19,904 Oh, my God. 1274 01:25:24,904 --> 01:25:26,687 - Stop the car. - I can't. 1275 01:25:26,730 --> 01:25:28,556 - Stop your fucking car! - Okay! 1276 01:25:31,425 --> 01:25:32,643 Tessa! 1277 01:25:36,687 --> 01:25:38,643 Tessa! Wait! Stop! 1278 01:25:38,687 --> 01:25:40,817 Stop! Stop! 1279 01:25:44,164 --> 01:25:46,295 Tessa...! 1280 01:25:56,382 --> 01:25:57,948 Theresa Young? 1281 01:25:57,991 --> 01:26:00,121 Yes, hello? 1282 01:26:02,556 --> 01:26:04,295 - Mercy Hospital. - Hello, yes? 1283 01:26:04,338 --> 01:26:06,425 - Can I help you? - Theresa Young. She's 19. 1284 01:26:06,469 --> 01:26:08,687 - I don't see that patient. - She should be there. 1285 01:26:08,730 --> 01:26:10,817 You're the fifth hospital I've spoken to! 1286 01:26:10,861 --> 01:26:15,251 - Don't fucking put-- Fuck! - Hardin! 1287 01:26:16,425 --> 01:26:18,251 The fuck is wrong with you? How could you do this to Tessa? 1288 01:26:18,295 --> 01:26:19,687 - Tessa? Where is she? - I'm not telling you. 1289 01:26:19,730 --> 01:26:23,382 - Landon, where is she?! - I'm not telling you! 1290 01:26:23,425 --> 01:26:26,078 - Tell me where she is! - It's your fault she crashed! 1291 01:26:26,121 --> 01:26:27,904 You didn't come homelast night! 1292 01:26:27,948 --> 01:26:30,078 Get off of me! 1293 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,556 She was out looking for you. 1294 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,687 I don't believe you. 1295 01:26:41,078 --> 01:26:42,904 - Tessa? 1296 01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:45,078 What do you want, Hardin? 1297 01:26:45,121 --> 01:26:47,425 Trevor? 1298 01:26:47,469 --> 01:26:51,338 - Trevor, what the fuck are youdoing with Tessa's phone?- I'm with her now. 1299 01:26:51,382 --> 01:26:53,512 - Let me talk to her. - That's not gonna happen. 1300 01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:55,208 Trevor, I'm not fucking playing with you! 1301 01:26:55,251 --> 01:26:57,643 Shut the fuck up and listen to me. 1302 01:26:57,687 --> 01:27:00,817 You're toxic and you're bad news. 1303 01:27:00,861 --> 01:27:03,948 If you love Tessa, and I think that you do, let her go. 1304 01:27:03,991 --> 01:27:05,425 Trevor, I just wanna talk to her. 1305 01:27:05,469 --> 01:27:07,600 Please. Please. 1306 01:27:08,425 --> 01:27:10,817 Trevor, please, just let me talk to her. 1307 01:27:10,861 --> 01:27:12,861 Give her a chance to find happiness in this life, 1308 01:27:12,904 --> 01:27:16,295 'cause she's never gonna find it with you. 1309 01:27:16,338 --> 01:27:17,730 Here you go, hon. 1310 01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:21,382 Hey, good news. Vance's company policy 1311 01:27:21,425 --> 01:27:23,991 is going to put your hospital and car fees on it, so... 1312 01:27:24,035 --> 01:27:26,164 Here's your phone. 1313 01:27:32,425 --> 01:27:34,556 Hardin. 1314 01:28:01,817 --> 01:28:03,904 "My dearest Tessa, 1315 01:28:03,948 --> 01:28:06,035 "like all our favorite stories, 1316 01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:08,382 "there are happy and unhappy endings. 1317 01:28:08,425 --> 01:28:10,861 "I thought we had a chance for a happy one, 1318 01:28:10,904 --> 01:28:13,078 "but at last, it was not mean to be. 1319 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:15,730 "I love you with all of my heart, 1320 01:28:15,774 --> 01:28:18,904 "and that's exactly why I had to get as far away from you as possible. 1321 01:28:18,948 --> 01:28:22,164 "We're like an addiction to each other, with equal parts pleasure... 1322 01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:24,078 - "and pain." - Because I don't trust you! 1323 01:28:24,121 --> 01:28:25,904 "And as for that other night, that girl, 1324 01:28:25,948 --> 01:28:28,425 "she was one of my former conquests. 1325 01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:32,425 "I had to apologize for my past in order to have a future with you, 1326 01:28:32,469 --> 01:28:36,556 "but fate just... seems to get in our way. 1327 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:40,208 "So let's cut the bullshit. 1328 01:28:40,251 --> 01:28:42,730 "You're too damn good for me, and I know it. 1329 01:28:42,774 --> 01:28:44,251 "And somewhere in the back of my mind 1330 01:28:44,295 --> 01:28:46,643 "I always knew we wouldn't last, 1331 01:28:46,687 --> 01:28:48,512 "and I think you did, too. 1332 01:28:48,556 --> 01:28:50,774 "I know this is going to be painful at first, 1333 01:28:50,817 --> 01:28:53,164 "and it could take days, even more. 1334 01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:56,164 "But one of those days, you're going to wake up 1335 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:59,425 "and the sorrow will start to slip away... 1336 01:28:59,469 --> 01:29:03,643 "until we're nothing but a distant memory. 1337 01:29:03,687 --> 01:29:05,817 Goodbye, Tessa." 1338 01:29:25,338 --> 01:29:28,643 - You have to call me. 1339 01:29:28,687 --> 01:29:31,687 We need to talk about this, okay? 1340 01:29:31,730 --> 01:29:34,643 - You can't disappear for nine days. Call me. 1341 01:29:34,687 --> 01:29:36,861 - Call me. 1342 01:29:46,469 --> 01:29:48,295 - Tessa?! 1343 01:29:48,338 --> 01:29:49,600 Hardin, help me! 1344 01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:58,338 - It's okay. 1345 01:30:32,904 --> 01:30:35,078 Thank you. 1346 01:30:35,121 --> 01:30:38,295 How are the applications going? 1347 01:30:38,338 --> 01:30:41,512 Fine. Dad said he'd make some calls. 1348 01:30:42,904 --> 01:30:45,164 You two spoke? 1349 01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:47,338 How'd that go? 1350 01:30:48,774 --> 01:30:50,904 As well as it could. 1351 01:30:52,295 --> 01:30:54,600 Hardin, what happened that night, 1352 01:30:54,643 --> 01:30:56,208 it wasn't his fault. 1353 01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:58,556 And all the other nights? 1354 01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:00,687 Not his fault? 1355 01:31:02,382 --> 01:31:04,512 Yeah, it was shit. 1356 01:31:04,904 --> 01:31:07,730 It was shit, and we both deserved better. 1357 01:31:07,774 --> 01:31:09,469 But the only person you're punishing 1358 01:31:09,512 --> 01:31:11,164 by not forgiving him is yourself. 1359 01:31:11,208 --> 01:31:15,817 And Hardin, I want you to stop punishing yourself. 1360 01:31:16,948 --> 01:31:18,861 So you think it's fairthat he gets to live in 1361 01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:22,643 that big, fancy house,and you're here all alone? 1362 01:31:22,687 --> 01:31:24,730 Who said I was alone? 1363 01:31:24,774 --> 01:31:27,208 What? You're seeing someone? 1364 01:31:27,251 --> 01:31:31,382 - You don't have to sound so surprised. - Who? 1365 01:31:31,817 --> 01:31:33,904 - Mike. - Mike? 1366 01:31:34,295 --> 01:31:36,991 - Wanker-from-next-door Mike? - He's nota wanker! 1367 01:31:37,035 --> 01:31:39,687 - He is a bit of a wanker. - He's a really nice man, 1368 01:31:39,730 --> 01:31:41,687 and he treats me well. 1369 01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:44,121 Yeah, he fucking better. 1370 01:31:45,121 --> 01:31:48,382 Did you hear that Vance was moving to Seattle? 1371 01:31:48,425 --> 01:31:50,817 Tessa's going too. How did you know? 1372 01:31:50,861 --> 01:31:52,861 Well, we talk from time to time. 1373 01:31:52,904 --> 01:31:55,208 He's having a going-away party on Sunday, 1374 01:31:55,251 --> 01:31:58,774 and I think you should get your ass off this sofa and go get her. 1375 01:31:58,817 --> 01:32:03,164 - No, I can't.- Can't? Or you don't want to face what you left behind? 1376 01:32:03,208 --> 01:32:04,556 I'd have to leave right now. 1377 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,817 So what are you waiting for? 1378 01:32:06,861 --> 01:32:09,600 - Mum, I'm not gonna-- - Hardin... 1379 01:32:09,643 --> 01:32:15,774 I love you, but you haveto start fighting for what really matters. 1380 01:32:25,687 --> 01:32:27,600 Thank you all so much for coming. 1381 01:32:27,643 --> 01:32:31,643 It means the world to me to have everyone I love here with us. 1382 01:32:31,687 --> 01:32:33,817 I am... beyond proud 1383 01:32:34,208 --> 01:32:36,121 of the work that everyone in this room has done, 1384 01:32:36,164 --> 01:32:38,121 but there is one particular person 1385 01:32:38,164 --> 01:32:40,425 I could not have done any of this without. 1386 01:32:40,469 --> 01:32:41,730 And that's Kimberly. 1387 01:32:47,556 --> 01:32:49,512 Smith and I were talking the other day, 1388 01:32:49,556 --> 01:32:51,556 and he said, "Dad, going-away parties are kind of sad." 1389 01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,512 And he's got a point. 1390 01:32:53,556 --> 01:32:55,991 And we were like, "How do we make this a celebration?" 1391 01:32:56,035 --> 01:32:58,121 Then we got an idea. 1392 01:33:02,948 --> 01:33:06,121 - Kimberly... 1393 01:33:07,295 --> 01:33:10,078 will you marry my dad and be my stepmom? 1394 01:33:10,121 --> 01:33:12,251 Aww... 1395 01:33:13,251 --> 01:33:15,512 Yes! 1396 01:33:15,556 --> 01:33:17,382 Yes! 1397 01:33:21,425 --> 01:33:22,904 What about me? 1398 01:33:25,251 --> 01:33:27,774 - Aww... - Yay! 1399 01:33:39,078 --> 01:33:40,774 Who said happy endingsdon't exist? 1400 01:33:40,817 --> 01:33:42,556 Don't tell me. You're the cynic. 1401 01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:45,425 I'm turning overa new leaf. 1402 01:33:45,469 --> 01:33:48,382 You look very pretty,by the way. 1403 01:33:48,425 --> 01:33:52,774 So... have you made up your mind about Seattle? 1404 01:33:53,078 --> 01:33:55,600 Well, I don't see much of a reason 1405 01:33:55,643 --> 01:33:58,991 to pass up the opportunity anymore. 1406 01:34:00,425 --> 01:34:01,730 That's... 1407 01:34:01,774 --> 01:34:02,774 really nice to hear. 1408 01:34:04,643 --> 01:34:06,425 Look, Tessa, there's something 1409 01:34:06,469 --> 01:34:08,469 I actually want to get off my chest. 1410 01:34:08,512 --> 01:34:10,600 Okay. 1411 01:34:10,948 --> 01:34:14,425 Uh, the other day, in the hospital... 1412 01:34:14,469 --> 01:34:16,295 I answered your cell phone, 1413 01:34:16,338 --> 01:34:18,078 it was Hardin, 1414 01:34:18,121 --> 01:34:21,382 and I told him to stay away from you. 1415 01:34:21,425 --> 01:34:23,251 - What? - In retrospect, 1416 01:34:23,295 --> 01:34:25,817 I do realize that that was over the line, 1417 01:34:25,861 --> 01:34:29,774 and I do realize that I let my emotions get the best of me, 1418 01:34:29,817 --> 01:34:31,948 and I'm sorry, 1419 01:34:31,991 --> 01:34:36,164 but somehow you bring that side out of me, so... 1420 01:34:37,512 --> 01:34:39,600 Okay. 1421 01:34:41,425 --> 01:34:43,164 Are you okay? 1422 01:34:43,208 --> 01:34:45,035 Eh. 1423 01:34:45,078 --> 01:34:47,295 There's actually more I'd like to say, 1424 01:34:47,338 --> 01:34:49,035 - but would you excuse me for a second? - Yeah. 1425 01:34:49,078 --> 01:34:51,208 Thanks. 1426 01:35:13,164 --> 01:35:15,295 I'm so sorry. 1427 01:35:26,861 --> 01:35:28,991 Shit. 1428 01:35:32,774 --> 01:35:34,208 She left from the front. 1429 01:35:34,251 --> 01:35:36,382 Thank you. 1430 01:35:40,730 --> 01:35:42,861 Tessa! 1431 01:35:56,600 --> 01:36:01,078 You're just never gonna leave me alone, are you? 1432 01:36:24,078 --> 01:36:26,208 I tried. 1433 01:37:24,078 --> 01:37:26,382 So, you two have a good Christmas? 1434 01:37:26,425 --> 01:37:28,512 O-kay, you're not talkin'. 1435 01:37:28,556 --> 01:37:31,208 So-- hey, so I was dreamin' of a white Christmas. 1436 01:37:31,251 --> 01:37:33,078 Hmph! All I got was heat. 1437 01:37:33,121 --> 01:37:35,643 You know, I hate the heat. 1438 01:37:35,687 --> 01:37:37,904 Heat get into people's minds 1439 01:37:37,948 --> 01:37:40,861 and make them do some crazy things. 1440 01:37:54,948 --> 01:37:57,035 Like I said, 1441 01:37:57,078 --> 01:38:00,469 this is a story you've heard before. 1442 01:38:00,512 --> 01:38:03,774 Only difference is, this isour story. 1443 01:38:03,817 --> 01:38:05,948 Tessa's and mine. 1444 01:38:06,730 --> 01:38:08,687 "I never wishto be parted from you 1445 01:38:08,730 --> 01:38:10,861 from this day on." 1446 01:38:15,251 --> 01:38:17,035 And who knows? 1447 01:38:17,078 --> 01:38:20,730 Maybe there is a happy ending for us after all. 1448 01:38:20,774 --> 01:38:22,295 Tess. 1449 01:38:22,338 --> 01:38:24,687 - Hey-- - Hardin! 1450 01:38:26,164 --> 01:38:28,295 - Dad? - "Dad"? 1451 01:38:29,425 --> 01:38:31,338 I guess we'll just have to find out. 1452 01:40:09,774 --> 01:40:12,035 Tessa. Tessa. 1453 01:40:12,078 --> 01:40:13,251 Tessa. 1454 01:40:13,295 --> 01:40:14,991 Do you like to go on dates? 1455 01:40:15,035 --> 01:40:16,425 Because I don't. 1456 01:40:16,469 --> 01:40:18,817 But I-I will... with you. 1457 01:40:19,730 --> 01:40:21,382 If you wanna go. 1458 01:40:22,991 --> 01:40:23,991 Tessa. 1459 01:40:24,035 --> 01:40:25,991 That's so creepy. 1460 01:40:26,035 --> 01:40:27,991 I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time, 1461 01:40:28,035 --> 01:40:30,338 and the reason that I haven't told you 1462 01:40:30,382 --> 01:40:32,643 is because of Human Resources in the workplace. 1463 01:40:32,687 --> 01:40:34,382 Don't talk about Human Resources. 1464 01:40:34,425 --> 01:40:36,121 That's not... sexy. 1465 01:40:36,164 --> 01:40:37,600 Tessa! 1466 01:40:37,643 --> 01:40:39,251 Don't do the finger. 1467 01:40:39,295 --> 01:40:40,469 Put it down! 1468 01:40:40,512 --> 01:40:42,643 I only pull out my teal suit 1469 01:40:42,687 --> 01:40:44,774 when I have something important to say. 1470 01:40:44,817 --> 01:40:46,643 - Occupied. 1471 01:40:46,687 --> 01:40:48,643 - Tessa. 1472 01:40:48,687 --> 01:40:50,556 There's other bathrooms in the house 1473 01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:53,208 if you need to go that badly. 1474 01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:56,904 Just go. 1475 01:40:56,948 --> 01:40:59,078 Yes. You can go now. 95921