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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,544 synced and corrected by peritta 2 00:00:05,546 --> 00:00:07,385 (James Purefoy) Previously, on "Hap and Leonard." 3 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:08,250 You found the car! (Laughing) 4 00:00:08,410 --> 00:00:10,210 We'll take the money from the heist 5 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,099 and start the corporation. 6 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,088 You're gonna need to bring your guns with you. 7 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:15,707 Thought you didn't like my guns. 8 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:17,655 (TV announcer) Police still have no clues in the brutal murder-- 9 00:00:17,657 --> 00:00:18,500 Ugh! 10 00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:20,799 (Screaming) This whole town's gonna be swarming with police. 11 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,932 Let's do this. 12 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:23,067 (Water splashing) 13 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:25,064 Shh-shh-shh. 14 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,432 I'm lookin' for an answer, sugar. 15 00:00:27,434 --> 00:00:28,930 I just wanna be with you. 16 00:00:28,932 --> 00:00:29,766 Just you. 17 00:00:29,889 --> 00:00:31,720 We're takin' all the money. 18 00:00:31,722 --> 00:00:33,221 If you try and stop us... 19 00:00:33,228 --> 00:00:34,428 We'll kill you. 20 00:00:37,067 --> 00:00:40,666 [Nick Garrie's "Stone And Silk"] 21 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:43,550 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:43,552 --> 00:00:46,618 ♪ Golden threads of silk ♪ 23 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:49,652 ♪ Flow through my fingers ♪ 24 00:00:49,654 --> 00:00:53,186 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:53,188 --> 00:00:58,454 ♪ Istanbul lay smoldering in the night ♪ 26 00:00:58,456 --> 00:01:00,895 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:05,763 ♪ Black waters murmured ♪ 28 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:09,797 ♪ I felt so still ♪ 29 00:01:09,799 --> 00:01:17,832 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:23,045 ♪ Turquoise evening merged through ice blue morning ♪ 31 00:01:23,047 --> 00:01:26,846 [Bird chirping] 32 00:01:27,146 --> 00:01:33,045 ♪ Centuries of stone stared into silence ♪ 33 00:01:33,047 --> 00:01:34,979 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,766 ♪ I felt the wind ♪ 35 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:43,100 ♪ I heard girls sing ♪ 36 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:48,332 Come on. 37 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:49,867 It's time to be a bird. 38 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:54,266 Go on. 39 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:55,666 [Bird chirping] 40 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,432 Come on, get. 41 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:59,599 You got your whole life ahead of you. 42 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,633 [Bird chirping] 43 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:10,867 [Bird continues chirping] 44 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:23,099 [Dark music] 45 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:31,099 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:34,133 [Bird chirping] 47 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:44,200 [Bird silences] 48 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,133 [Bird drops] 49 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,500 [Drain gurgles] 50 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:05,699 [Dark music] 51 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:13,767 ♪ ♪ 52 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,266 We didn't intend to cut you out. 53 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:24,099 There wasn't enough money to go around. 54 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,599 And this... 55 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,199 Wasn't what we banked on. 56 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,966 So this is plan B. 57 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:35,766 And whose plan is that? 58 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:37,266 We made a pact. 59 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:38,999 There wasn't enough money for our needs. 60 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,232 We'd have to appropriate your share. 61 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:44,966 Howard says it's just a matter of priorities. 62 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:47,199 Huh. Oh, for a minute there, 63 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,466 I thought we were just getting screwed. 64 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:52,299 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 65 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,466 You want to keep that good eye, keep your hand off my shit. 66 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:57,099 Shut up! 67 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,799 Does Trudy know about this? 68 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,799 It's not personal, Hap. 69 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,366 Oh, good, good. 70 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:07,067 What is it, then? 71 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:11,000 Sacrifice. 72 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:15,332 [Dramatic percussive music] 73 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:23,367 ♪ ♪ 74 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:54,199 Speed it up. 75 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,066 At this rate, we'll be here all night. 76 00:04:58,067 --> 00:04:59,367 Come on. 77 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,599 Who the hell buries money anyway? 78 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,999 Y'all been reading too many damn caper books. 79 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,166 With all these cops around, it's called being smart. 80 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:10,699 Maybe you two ought to try it some time. 81 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:13,099 If you're so smart, 82 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,699 why are you burying this in front of us? 83 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:16,966 [Chuckles] 84 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,832 - Hey! - Hey, hey, hey. 85 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:22,332 It's an awful lot of rough housing for a peacenik. 86 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:23,399 Now, look, you had that coming. 87 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:24,865 Ow. 88 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,199 Look, I never said I was against violence. 89 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,432 Sometimes the ends justify the means. 90 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:30,099 All right? 91 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,699 So why don't you come over here and try that on me? 92 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,032 Shove that gun so far up your ass 93 00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:38,232 you's taste gunpowder. 94 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:39,767 Come on! 95 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:50,732 Chub, 96 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:53,733 put the box in the hole. 97 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,800 Go ahead. I got it. 98 00:06:13,267 --> 00:06:15,132 All right, Leonard. 99 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,099 You fill it in. 100 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,732 Pretend it's a rose bush or something, 101 00:06:19,733 --> 00:06:21,499 whatever the hell you two do for work-- 102 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,266 - they got fired. - All right. 103 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:27,166 Whatever--you know, whatever you did for work. 104 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:29,232 So this how y'all do, huh? 105 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:32,232 All peaceful-like. 106 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:34,666 Get your gun up. 107 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,633 Hey. 108 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:42,532 Look like you gonna have to use that thing, Howard. 109 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:45,632 Ever kill a man before? 110 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,833 I did. 111 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:54,133 Paco, fill it in. 112 00:06:57,433 --> 00:07:01,299 These fellers have stepped in the wrong pile of shit. 113 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,066 Let's not rub it in. 114 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,799 They've been riding me since they got here. 115 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,366 If I'd have known I was coming... 116 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:08,399 Hey. 117 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,966 [Gun clicks] 118 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:12,967 I'd have ridden you a hell of a lot harder. 119 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,199 This is everything. 120 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,200 This is--this is the total. 121 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,332 The rest is unusable. 122 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,899 Well, it's-- it's not enough. 123 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,699 If we're smart about things, efficient, 124 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,166 no more mistakes from here on out. 125 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,466 Y'all already made one mistake: 126 00:07:58,467 --> 00:08:00,967 Pissing me off! 127 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:10,932 You gonna use that, chub? 128 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:14,699 Just let us do our thing. We'll let you go. 129 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,066 Howard doesn't want anybody to know about us yet. 130 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:18,599 You ain't got to worry about me telling nobody. 131 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,132 No, sir. 132 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,832 Think I want the world to know I got suckered 133 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:24,132 by a bunch of idiots? 134 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:27,432 What is this thing? 135 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:30,366 You zip it, chub. 136 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:33,000 Not supposed to say. 137 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,466 Come on. 138 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:41,633 Who we gonna tell, the couch? 139 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:57,566 We're gonna buy some drugs. 140 00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:58,567 Oh. 141 00:08:58,568 --> 00:09:00,566 What, like, like grass? 142 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,532 - Uh-uh, cocaine. - Cocaine? 143 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:03,932 - Chub! - Chub! 144 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:05,232 You stupid shit. 145 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,599 All right, okay. 146 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,266 What the hell does buying cocaine 147 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:11,332 have to do with making a difference to this world, huh? 148 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,566 That wasn't part of the big pitch you sold me. 149 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,566 If we're gonna launch a sustainable movement, 150 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:19,732 we need sustainable income. 151 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,099 They're gonna use cocaine to fund their cause. 152 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:27,099 How do you think the mechanics survived as long as we did? 153 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,432 By selling sweet Mary Jane to college students. 154 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:31,832 Cocaine's a bit different. 155 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,699 - Don't you think? - Exactly. 156 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:36,032 - Who buys cocaine? - Cokeheads, mostly. 157 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,532 People who can afford it. 158 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,366 It's a luxury drug. 159 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:41,399 Consider us a luxury tax. 160 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,099 We're gonna take it from the rich, 161 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,032 and we're gonna use it to help the people that need it. 162 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,899 Like Robin hood. 163 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,232 Last I remember, little John didn't have no pager. 164 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,932 Y'all just a bunch of goddamn drug dealers. 165 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:54,599 No, no, we use the system to beat the system, 166 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,332 and then we change the system. 167 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,399 You can beat my meat and preach about the system 168 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,666 and the seals all you want-- 169 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,499 who said anything about the seals? 170 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,666 What's with the seals? Why does he keep saying that? 171 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,232 Whales, elephants, whatever. 172 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,832 You know what happens to drug dealers, hmm? 173 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:10,232 They end up in prison or in a ditch 174 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,066 with a bullet in the head. 175 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:13,932 Actually, that don't sound like a bad idea. 176 00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:15,566 Paco's done this before. 177 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,332 He's got the connections. 178 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,033 Yeah, look at him now. 179 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:25,066 They handle the traffic. We handle the income. 180 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:26,299 We stay clean. 181 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,099 Yeah, and then we have the power. 182 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,166 [Chuckles] Power? 183 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,999 You lost your drawers in the swamp. 184 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,866 What the hell you gonna do with any damn power? 185 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,099 What makes you think we need an economics lesson 186 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,832 from two out-of-work field hands? 187 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:42,232 Technically, we're rosarians, not field hands. 188 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,066 You two ain't thought this shit out, did you? 189 00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:45,532 Ignore him, Trudy. 190 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:46,899 You might have saved a couple of lives, 191 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,366 but you're gonna ruin a bunch more. 192 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:49,999 Think them drugs just gonna reach the hands 193 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,532 of some Hollywood big shot or up the nose 194 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:53,732 of some wall street scumbag? 195 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:55,232 They're gonna end up on the street 196 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,166 in the hands of some kids don't even know 197 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,167 what they hell they doing. 198 00:10:58,168 --> 00:10:59,499 Don't listen to him. 199 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,032 He's just being derisive. 200 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:03,266 - Oh, that's a big word... - Quiet. 201 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:05,199 For such a little asshole to fart. 202 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,267 All right, that's enough. 203 00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:19,633 That was impressive. 204 00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:23,567 You rehearse that? 205 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,032 Nice girlfriend you got there. 206 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:31,366 Got more faces than a diamond. 207 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:33,999 Okay. 208 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,599 I admit that. 209 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,899 That took me by surprise. 210 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,299 And here we are, 211 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:45,799 gun in face, duct-taped to a chair. 212 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,766 Mm, mm, mm. 213 00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:50,699 Glider. 214 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,166 What? 215 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,999 - It's a glider. - It's my damn porch. 216 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,599 - I know what it is. - Just saying. 217 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,100 You said enough, talking me into this mess. 218 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:09,033 - My nose itches. - I don't care. 219 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,199 [Somber instrumental music] 220 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:21,233 ♪ ♪ 221 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:49,333 ♪ ♪ 222 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:31,332 [Sniffs] 223 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,532 Oh, shit. 224 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,866 Shit. 225 00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:38,200 [Sniffs] 226 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,232 [Yells] [Glass shattering] 227 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:52,300 ♪ ♪ 228 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:19,132 Maybe we didn't think this through enough. 229 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:23,200 It's a little late to start second-guessing ourselves. 230 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:27,433 I thought this was what we wanted. 231 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,099 Of course it is, babe. 232 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,399 Of course. 233 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,666 I just want us to stay sharp. 234 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,599 We've never done anything like this before. 235 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,800 Paco has. 236 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,332 What if they're right? 237 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,566 Don't let them get to you. 238 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:52,666 We have to play the game if we're gonna survive. 239 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,866 I'm not letting anyone get to me. 240 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:56,199 I'm just asking. 241 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,332 All right. 242 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,099 Is this who we are? 243 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,032 It's like you say. 244 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:06,267 "The right path isn't always the easy one." 245 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,933 [Door opens] 246 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,832 I didn't know it was gonna turn out like this, guys. 247 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,732 I feel terrible. 248 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,800 I'm really sorry, for what it's worth. 249 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,566 Do you want anything? 250 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,766 I want to take back saving your fat ass 251 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,967 in the swamp. 252 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:06,499 They don't respect you. You know that, right? 253 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,999 They see you, they see a walking, talking pork chop, 254 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,532 same as us. 255 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,999 Only thing, they ain't gonna slaughter you 256 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,999 like they gonna do us. 257 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,067 I'm not gonna let that happen. 258 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,400 I understand your anger. 259 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,133 You could never understand my anger. 260 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,833 Chub. 261 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,500 Are we getting out of here? 262 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:49,099 Howard said that he-- 263 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,699 he'll drop you guys off at the state line tomorrow 264 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,032 after we meet Paco's guy. 265 00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:56,132 Chub. 266 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,167 Inside. 267 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:05,800 [Door opens, shuts] 268 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:10,267 [Snoring] 269 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:25,399 [Relaxed guitar music] 270 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:32,466 ♪ ♪ 271 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,799 Dear Hap, 272 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,932 it's been awhile. 273 00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:37,999 I know. 274 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,866 I keep meaning to visit, but... 275 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:44,999 I never have been great at life. 276 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,266 I think of you often, though, you in there, 277 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:52,866 making a difference, dedicated. 278 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:57,232 And me, out here, 279 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,399 it's quiet, Hap. 280 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,232 I keep thinking it'll get easier, 281 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:07,266 but then I remember, that's not how the world works. 282 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:10,899 And I'm never one to sit still, so I've decided 283 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,899 to do something about it, to try and make a difference 284 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,699 of my own. 285 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,499 I've moved to San Francisco. 286 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,799 It's a long way, but it really is for the best, 287 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,732 for me, for the cause. 288 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,299 I've joined a group of people out here. 289 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,766 We march and protest against the war, 290 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,332 like we used to do. 291 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:41,066 Feels good, you know, to be a part of something. 292 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,366 You know what they say. 293 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:47,532 Some things are just meant to be. 294 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,766 I've told them about you and what you're doing 295 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,632 to make a stand. 296 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,432 I'm so proud of you, honey. 297 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,966 I love you. 298 00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:03,166 Always did, always will. 299 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,000 Trudy. 300 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:21,266 You smoke now too, huh? 301 00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:26,299 Boy, you are just full of surprises. 302 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,499 Only when I'm nervous. 303 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,899 Oh, you are. Hey, it could be worse. 304 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,700 You could be duct-taped to a glider. 305 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:42,532 Want to tell me what's going on? 306 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:45,799 I would if I thought it would make you feel better. 307 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:50,066 Not too late to change your mind. 308 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,066 Call it off. 309 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,366 Let us go. 310 00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:58,330 Take your share and run away. 311 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,663 You've done it before. 312 00:19:59,668 --> 00:20:02,795 I'm done running. 313 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,132 This is my chance. I'm taking it. 314 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:09,494 No matter who it hurts? 315 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:13,335 I gave you every opportunity to be a part of this. 316 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:17,862 You made your choice. 317 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:21,193 Somebody always gets hurt, Hap. 318 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,132 This time, the greater good will win out. 319 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:28,299 Greater good? 320 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,732 There was a time when 321 00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,866 that meant protesting against wars 322 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:38,000 and marching for equality, not this. 323 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:42,632 You remember those two monks who set themselves on fire 324 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,132 to protest the war? 325 00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,432 Mm. 326 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,299 I want that kind of dedication. 327 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,166 Oh, they were dedicated, all right. 328 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,632 They also got burned up. 329 00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:57,067 I need to believe in something. 330 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,066 I've done a lot of things in my life. 331 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:06,933 I've failed at almost all of them. 332 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,467 I don't have another failure in me, Hap. 333 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:16,067 Even if it means this? 334 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,233 Try and get some sleep. 335 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,200 [Snoring] 336 00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:57,333 About time you woke up. 337 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:05,166 We on speaking terms again, then? 338 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:08,200 [Snoring] 339 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,266 He came out here over an hour ago. 340 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,232 Howard told him to keep an eye on us. 341 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,932 [Snoring] 342 00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:19,132 Doing a pretty shitty job of it. 343 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,633 You think? 344 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:26,499 Let's go. 345 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,099 Go? Where? 346 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,132 Let's get out of here. 347 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,432 How? 348 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:33,999 Get on your feet. 349 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,599 We're gonna walk this thing out to the woods 350 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,766 and get it off us. 351 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,366 Make a run for it. 352 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,800 - You crazy? - You got a better idea? 353 00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,166 Shouldn't we have done this last night? 354 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,632 I didn't think of it last night. 355 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,466 Now, come on. You with me? 356 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:51,433 Okay. 357 00:22:51,434 --> 00:22:54,099 On three. 358 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:57,367 One, two, three. 359 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,566 [Suspenseful music] 360 00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:05,566 ♪ ♪ 361 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:07,232 Shh, shh, shh. 362 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:09,532 [Whispering indistinctly] 363 00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,166 You're going too fast. 364 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,566 We're going too fast. 365 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,532 You shut up. 366 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:22,032 ♪ ♪ 367 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:24,033 Just give me five. Give me five. 368 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,432 Come on, now we're making progress. 369 00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:29,666 Ready? Let's go. 370 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,666 Yeah, come on. 371 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,366 Could we just slow down? 372 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:34,599 You're tripping on my toes. 373 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,932 Bitch, bitch, bitch. 374 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,499 Stepping on my damn corn. 375 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,963 - Just slow down. - We ain't going slower. 376 00:23:39,963 --> 00:23:41,336 We're going backwards. 377 00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:43,561 Come on, this ain't so hard, is it? 378 00:23:43,564 --> 00:23:46,508 Looks pretty damn hard to me. 379 00:23:52,109 --> 00:23:54,331 Now, do you fellas think you can 380 00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:58,365 make it back to the porch without falling? 381 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,839 Oh, come on. 382 00:24:05,830 --> 00:24:08,033 Going. 383 00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:11,032 [Country rock music] 384 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:15,033 ♪ ♪ 385 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:24,266 Well, I'm afraid you boys are coming with us. 386 00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:25,966 After your great escape this morning, 387 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:29,566 I can't exactly leave you here with chub, can I? 388 00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:31,266 Cut 'em loose. 389 00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:32,633 Come on, chub. 390 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:42,866 Thought I told you to keep that thing on a leash. 391 00:24:42,867 --> 00:24:45,267 Does that mean we're not friends anymore? 392 00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:53,500 [Dog barking] 393 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,933 Trudy! 394 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,432 [Tense music] 395 00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:05,466 ♪ ♪ 396 00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:08,466 Trudy, come on. 397 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,532 ♪ ♪ 398 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,567 [Van door closes] 399 00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:22,467 ♪ ♪ 400 00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:34,900 One good bounce, you'll blow your pecker straight off. 401 00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:41,099 [Chuckles] 402 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,266 You're like a real bandito now. 403 00:25:43,267 --> 00:25:44,866 Just shut up. 404 00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:46,666 You've already gotten me in enough trouble. 405 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:47,899 My heart bleeds. 406 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:51,000 Shut up, all of you. 407 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:55,332 Who's got the money? 408 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:58,332 I do, some of it. 409 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,999 What do you mean, some of it? 410 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,532 Look, Trudy and I talked it over. 411 00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:05,799 We're taking 5,000 as a deposit. 412 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,866 A deposit? 413 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:10,599 We're not going to a goddamn bank. 414 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,566 This guy's expecting the money, 415 00:26:12,567 --> 00:26:13,599 all of it, up front. 416 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,899 That was the deal. 417 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,866 We have to know we can trust him. 418 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,399 We have the money. 419 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,232 If they want to make the deal, we can get the rest. 420 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:23,299 Dealers ain't exactly the kind of people 421 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,332 you want to get cute with. 422 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,299 We got to go back. We got to get the money. 423 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:30,199 No, no, we're doing it this way. 424 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,332 If it's not good for you, we can turn around 425 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,867 and forget the whole thing. 426 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,533 We're driving into a shitstorm, Howard. 427 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,332 [Dark music] 428 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:57,400 ♪ ♪ 429 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,566 What the hell is that? 430 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,200 She's our gang. 431 00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:22,666 Come on, let's move. 432 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:30,700 ♪ ♪ 433 00:27:33,267 --> 00:27:36,099 How you doing? 434 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,333 Hey. 435 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:52,066 [Dark music] 436 00:27:52,067 --> 00:28:00,167 ♪ ♪ 437 00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:04,566 Hey, the revolutionaries. 438 00:28:04,567 --> 00:28:06,166 Que pasa? 439 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:07,832 - How the hell are you? - Well, we're here. 440 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:09,032 We're all right, man. We're all right. 441 00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:10,000 How are you? 442 00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:11,399 What is with salt and pepper? 443 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,032 Huh? 444 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:14,499 They helped us find the money, 445 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,132 wasn't gonna cut them loose just yet. 446 00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:20,499 - So you brought them along? - Mm-hmm. 447 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,699 I love it. 448 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,899 Yeah, hey, I'm Howard, man. 449 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,499 I know who you are. 450 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,766 You're the nerd or the professor or some shit. 451 00:28:25,767 --> 00:28:27,266 Well, that's actually-- 452 00:28:27,267 --> 00:28:31,132 and he's the self-help gentle fellow. 453 00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:33,232 I met her at the diner. 454 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:36,199 You look even lovelier out of your uniform. 455 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,966 And then she was married to salt, right? 456 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,032 That's Hap. 457 00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:41,432 And then there's your jig. 458 00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:43,432 - Leonard, yeah. - Yeah, that's right. 459 00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:45,899 So we--we'd like to-- I'd like to deal quickly. 460 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:47,399 Of course. Yeah, of course you would. 461 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,766 But first, let me intro-- well, ladies first. 462 00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:52,599 That shapely piece of meat is angel. 463 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,332 My name's soldier. Remember that. 464 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,199 In case things don't go down the way you like, 465 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,999 you can come to me, and you can say, 466 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,199 "soldier, I'm not happy with the things went." 467 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,932 And then I can say, "tough shit." 468 00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:07,099 [Laughs] 469 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:08,932 "Tough shit," I'll say right to you. 470 00:29:08,933 --> 00:29:10,466 Okay, but enough of the pleasantries. 471 00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:12,799 Who's got the money? 472 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,866 This was a bad idea. 473 00:29:14,867 --> 00:29:16,066 Paco, what is her name again? 474 00:29:16,067 --> 00:29:17,632 That's Trudy. 475 00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:19,999 Okay, so who's running things here? 476 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,832 You know, if you let her talk like that, 477 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,999 I don't know, pretty soon the Nig will be calling shots. 478 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,699 Chaos. 479 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:29,399 Well, excuse me, Mr. soldier, his name's Leonard. 480 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,799 You can call him anything that you'd like. 481 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,266 I do know a nigger when I see one. 482 00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:33,899 Hey, wait a minute, now. 483 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,532 Sir? Sir? 484 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:37,432 Hating a person because the color of their skin 485 00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:38,699 is not gonna get anything solved. 486 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,766 - Shut up, chub. - Who's-- 487 00:29:40,767 --> 00:29:42,132 you can't talk about someone 'cause the color of their skin. 488 00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:43,766 Who asked that to make sounds? 489 00:29:43,767 --> 00:29:45,299 Well, not everybody agrees with the way he-- 490 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:46,267 hey, hey, we'll talk about it later. 491 00:29:46,268 --> 00:29:48,032 But he used the N word. 492 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:49,566 - We'll talk about it later. - No, come on, now. 493 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:50,832 Not everybody agrees with you. 494 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:52,232 Not now, chub. 495 00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:54,232 No, you hold on a second. 496 00:29:54,233 --> 00:29:56,032 Just because he's black--he's not allowed to use that word. 497 00:29:56,033 --> 00:29:57,033 Chub. 498 00:29:57,034 --> 00:29:58,199 [Gunshot] 499 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,232 [Screaming] 500 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:03,199 [Dramatic music] 501 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:09,932 ♪ ♪ 502 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,766 Ow! Hey, hey, hey. 503 00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:13,699 Anybody shit their pants? 504 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,932 I almost did right there. 505 00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:20,132 Paco, you really caught me off-guard. 506 00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:22,532 Paco, we had a plan. 507 00:30:22,533 --> 00:30:25,032 Wasn't much of a plan, was it, genius? 508 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:27,032 You made a mistake when you trusted a man 509 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:29,266 who burned his own face off, I think. 510 00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:31,432 But no, there is no drug deal. There's no drugs. 511 00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:34,266 There's just paco talking to me about the easy money 512 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:35,799 y'all were gonna find. 513 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,066 Easy, my ass. 514 00:30:37,067 --> 00:30:39,232 [Chuckles] 515 00:30:39,233 --> 00:30:40,499 Thought I was gonna die of old age 516 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,132 waiting for you guys to find it. 517 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,332 Paco, you're a piece of shit. 518 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,666 Shh. 519 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,232 I do like to hear myself as I'm speaking. 520 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:52,399 And shit is--it's a little harsh. 521 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,932 I mean, it's more like a scrunched up piece of-- 522 00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:55,999 what do they wrap candy in, baby? 523 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,632 Cellophane, innit? 524 00:30:57,633 --> 00:30:59,266 That's the stuff your face looks like, paco. 525 00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:00,366 Yeah. 526 00:31:00,367 --> 00:31:01,532 I mean, no offense. 527 00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:02,500 Fire will do that to a face. 528 00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:03,666 It's normal. 529 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,332 And you should stop pretending 530 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,932 like you're so noble. 531 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:09,999 Where's all that '60s free love shit now? 532 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,566 You get a little taste of money, and you screwed over 533 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:13,799 the first two dudes you could, and now I'm gonna 534 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,199 screw you over, so... 535 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,032 Bet that makes you two feel a little bit better. 536 00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:22,799 Lenny? Just a shade? 537 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,699 Even better if you shot him in the foot. 538 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:28,099 Hey! 539 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,099 I like that. 540 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:32,732 [Tense music] 541 00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:35,032 You're cool. 542 00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:36,932 - Ain't he cool, babe? - He's cool. 543 00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:38,032 [Gunshot] 544 00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:39,432 Aah! Aah! 545 00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:42,999 [Screams] 546 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,532 That's just to let you guys know I am a serious kind of guy. 547 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,366 And now I would like to collect the money, 548 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:52,366 so who... Who's holding? 549 00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:55,699 ♪ ♪ 550 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:56,966 [Gun cocks] 551 00:31:56,967 --> 00:31:59,766 We had a deal. We had a deal. 552 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:01,432 There is no deal. 553 00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:03,099 There's--the only deal is you don't give me 554 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:06,466 what I want, then I blow your brains across the wall, 555 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:08,099 and then I'll move down, and I'll get 556 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:12,332 the black gentleman, and then I'll end with her, 557 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:16,532 and I will just spray those titties all over this room. 558 00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:18,532 ♪ ♪ 559 00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:20,232 They didn't bring it. 560 00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:23,332 What did you say? 561 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,866 There is money. I saw it. 562 00:32:24,867 --> 00:32:26,799 $5,000. 563 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,566 I...I have $5,000. 564 00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:35,432 We brought a deposit, a down payment. 565 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:36,732 A down payment. 566 00:32:36,733 --> 00:32:38,066 Am I a realtor? 567 00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:41,332 We were being cautious. 568 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,899 All right. Okay, okay. 569 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,099 Okay, okay, okay. 570 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,099 So you're just not as stupid as I thought. 571 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,766 Where is the rest of the money? 572 00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:52,799 They buried it at Leonard's place. 573 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,332 I know exactly where it is. 574 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:57,366 ♪ ♪ 575 00:32:57,367 --> 00:32:59,366 Okay, well, I like that. 576 00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:01,766 ♪ ♪ 577 00:33:01,767 --> 00:33:02,767 So here's what we'll do. 578 00:33:02,768 --> 00:33:04,466 We'll, uh... 579 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:06,799 You're gonna go fix-- you're gonna fix his foot. 580 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,499 And then we will all get the rest of the money together. 581 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,166 Turn around. 582 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:17,232 ♪ ♪ 583 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:20,200 Angel, baby, I am starting to like these folks. 584 00:33:29,367 --> 00:33:34,632 Howie, come on. 585 00:33:34,633 --> 00:33:37,332 Keep walking. 586 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,099 That's radical. 587 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,266 Keep walking, in the back. 588 00:33:42,267 --> 00:33:44,700 Holy--toys. 589 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:50,899 - Hap. - Uh-huh? 590 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,766 Tell me about the beach with them drinks 591 00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:55,200 with the little umbrellas in them again. 592 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,600 Going on a field trip. 593 00:34:15,933 --> 00:34:20,466 It's warm in here. It's stuffy. 594 00:34:20,467 --> 00:34:26,599 This is a real piece of shit van you brought, professor. 595 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,866 Oh, it's hot. 596 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:31,432 [Sighs] 597 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:35,266 Hey, girl--what is her name again? 598 00:34:35,267 --> 00:34:37,766 - Trudy. - That's right. 599 00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:41,432 Tell me, which one of these three desperados 600 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:44,567 are you spreading your fine little games for? 601 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:49,166 My guess, my guess, whoever has 602 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:52,266 the biggest ankle spanker, am I right? 603 00:34:52,267 --> 00:34:53,799 Well, guess what? 604 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,299 Size is not all it's cranked up to be. 605 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:56,499 Isn't that right, baby? 606 00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:00,199 - That's right. - Yeah, see? 607 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,932 Average depth of the vaginal canal is only 6 inches. 608 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:06,299 So I figure whatever doesn't fit in, 609 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,766 you're wasting it. 610 00:35:07,767 --> 00:35:09,566 It's waste. Ain't that true, baby? 611 00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:12,732 - Yeah, that's true. - Yeah. 612 00:35:12,733 --> 00:35:14,399 Most women, they go for the gusto. 613 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,466 They want the big salami even though it's mostly 614 00:35:16,467 --> 00:35:17,899 just pumping air. 615 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,632 I don't know, I guess it's the as-- 616 00:35:19,633 --> 00:35:21,232 - aesthetics. - That's the stuff. 617 00:35:21,233 --> 00:35:25,166 Very American, very Texas, very... 618 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:27,632 Bigger is better. 619 00:35:27,633 --> 00:35:33,799 So tell me, doodle, you banging this handsome buck, hmm? 620 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,299 Because we all know Nubian brothers are hung like rhinos. 621 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:40,566 Guess again. He's a fudge packer. 622 00:35:40,567 --> 00:35:43,299 What? Are you messing with me? 623 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,533 You're messing with me. 624 00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,466 Well, you don't look gay. 625 00:35:48,467 --> 00:35:50,399 Bend over. 626 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,367 I'll show you. 627 00:35:51,368 --> 00:35:53,400 Easy. 628 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:55,966 It's good. That's funny. 629 00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:57,199 He's funny. He's a funny bunny. 630 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,266 I like him. 631 00:35:58,267 --> 00:35:59,499 Isn't he funny, baby? 632 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,366 He's funny. 633 00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:04,399 So then what about happy man here? 634 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,999 Is he-- 635 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,932 do not tell me he's a toot shooter too. 636 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,032 Nope, he's so damn straight, he's got a padlock 637 00:36:11,033 --> 00:36:13,032 up his asshole. 638 00:36:13,033 --> 00:36:16,832 They're friends. 639 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,300 Well, ain't that special. 640 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,099 A story I'd like to hear someday, 641 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:26,599 but for now, which one of these two gentlemen 642 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,033 are you porking, then, trudes? 643 00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:34,766 Both. [Chuckles] 644 00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:38,066 Oh, that is phenomenal. 645 00:36:38,067 --> 00:36:40,366 That is truly generous. 646 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,399 That is so kind. What about you, paco? 647 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,032 Is she giving you a little something? 648 00:36:44,033 --> 00:36:46,432 She help you out with a little southern comfort? 649 00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:47,899 No, of course not. 650 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:50,932 And it's probably because of the face. 651 00:36:50,933 --> 00:36:53,499 Well, it sounds like you folks are having a good ol' 652 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,966 time at the ranch. 653 00:36:54,967 --> 00:36:57,632 Me and angel, we don't-- we're not-- 654 00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:01,799 she's a one-man woman. 655 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,432 And she's enough woman for any man, 656 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,232 ain't that right, sugar plum? 657 00:37:05,233 --> 00:37:06,233 That's right. 658 00:37:06,234 --> 00:37:08,267 Oh, baby. 659 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:13,199 Hey, happy. How'd you like to bang that? 660 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,999 I'll tell you, it is--it is quite a ride. 661 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,299 It's fun. 662 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,300 It's also very dangerous. 663 00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:23,299 Look at her shoulders. 664 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,399 Bitch has a snatch like a bear trap. 665 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,499 She'll tear your dick right off. 666 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,133 She'll tear it clean off if she wants to, gone. 667 00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:35,599 Not Trudy, though. 668 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,666 No way, she's very, very different. 669 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:40,632 I bet she's all soft and warm on the inside, 670 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:44,532 taffy-like, like dropping into a hot chicken pot pie. 671 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:45,932 You asshole. 672 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:48,932 [Tense music] 673 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,332 What? 674 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:53,332 ♪ ♪ 675 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:54,432 Thought so. 676 00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:58,066 I'm not afraid of you. 677 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:01,232 Go ahead, shoot me. 678 00:38:01,233 --> 00:38:02,899 Make you feel like a big man. 679 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:04,266 Shut up! 680 00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:05,366 He'll do it. 681 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,932 He's gonna do it anyway. 682 00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:12,532 I won't give him the satisfaction of being scared. 683 00:38:12,533 --> 00:38:15,132 ♪ ♪ 684 00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:19,732 Look, please, ignore her. 685 00:38:19,733 --> 00:38:24,599 She's always been a little unstable and... 686 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,499 She doesn't know what she's saying. 687 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,899 Sounds to me like she knows exactly what she's saying. 688 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:31,599 No, she doesn't--look, I don't feel that way. 689 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:36,666 And I can see that you're a business man, right? 690 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:39,466 I can see that. 691 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:42,066 And what I can also see is that you're a reasonable-- 692 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:44,066 Howie, come on, she's... 693 00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:46,066 [Sighs] 694 00:38:46,067 --> 00:38:48,666 She has more balls than you will ever have. 695 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:51,766 She's got balls so big, I bet Lenny wants a piece. 696 00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:53,466 Lenny? 697 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:56,399 You get it? 698 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,732 We got the cops. 699 00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:00,599 So what? I love cops. 700 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,033 Let's go. 701 00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:10,367 [Police radio chatter] 702 00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:15,232 [Tense country music] 703 00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:23,267 ♪ ♪ 704 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,732 How y'all doing? 705 00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:39,132 Hey, officer, my buddy caught his-- 706 00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:40,699 sir, please slow down. 707 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:41,999 He caught his toe in a drill press. 708 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,500 I'm just taking him to the hospital. 709 00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:47,632 You all right, sir? 710 00:39:47,633 --> 00:39:49,366 Okay, yeah, I'm good. 711 00:39:49,367 --> 00:39:50,932 Buddy. 712 00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:52,532 We'll get you some help. 713 00:39:52,533 --> 00:39:53,866 Everything all right, Bobby? 714 00:39:53,867 --> 00:39:55,933 Yeah, I think so. 715 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,266 Can you get back in the front of the car please, sir? 716 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,900 Of course. 717 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,299 Have any ID on you? 718 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:09,700 Of course. 719 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,732 Something happen? 720 00:40:14,733 --> 00:40:16,432 No, nothing happened. 721 00:40:16,433 --> 00:40:19,433 Just a routine stop. 722 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,599 Sir? 723 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,199 Thank you, sir. 724 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,633 Can I have your license and registration please, sir? 725 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,600 Please take your hood down, sir. 726 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,799 Thank you. 727 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,632 Industrial accident, factory fire. 728 00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:53,866 That sweet bastard went back inside to save a cat. 729 00:40:53,867 --> 00:40:56,099 Cat made it out fine. 730 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,499 I need to see everybody's ID, please. 731 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,432 Here you go, officer. 732 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:01,833 [Screaming] 733 00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:08,932 [Screaming] 734 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:11,866 [Dramatic music] 735 00:41:11,867 --> 00:41:15,099 ♪ ♪ 736 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,766 Essential, baby. 737 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,100 Essential. 738 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:27,432 All right, now officer Bob was a polite fellow. 739 00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:30,299 How are you, Jimmy? 740 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,566 Okay, you're a family man. I like that. 741 00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:34,266 And those are some handsome kids. 742 00:41:34,267 --> 00:41:35,532 Please... 743 00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:36,966 Huh? 744 00:41:36,967 --> 00:41:38,766 What, this? 745 00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:40,166 Please... 746 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,432 Well, if you insist. 747 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:45,432 [Screaming] 748 00:41:45,433 --> 00:41:53,467 synced and corrected by peritta 50625

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