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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,467 Wouldn't it be crazy if this plane just... 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,420 Last season on "Wrecked"... 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,440 We're pirates, mother... 4 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:08,860 - They're gonna kill us! - So we'll take 'em out all at once. 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,980 My friends and I are going home. 6 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,800 The pirates came here on a cruise ship? 7 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:15,679 - Me and Todd... - We're getting married! 8 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,940 I have feelings for you! 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,640 I have feelings for you, too! 10 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,720 - Luther? - Yes? 11 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:23,699 Abandon ship! 12 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:24,700 I thought I was gonna die in here, 13 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:27,160 but instead, I met you, my new best friend. 14 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:29,619 We got land! 15 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,020 We're alive! 16 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,099 Luther!! 17 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,780 He stood on a land mine! 18 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,280 What the hell? 19 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,480 Oh, come on! 20 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,019 Whoo! 21 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,150 Got him! 22 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,020 What's that, three years in a row? 23 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,239 How did I do it? 24 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,660 I wore the wrong boots. 25 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,780 They're too tight. I can't run in 'em, okay?! 26 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:43,100 God damn it! 27 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:44,710 Well, Errol, how 'bout you? 28 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,719 How's the, uh, night-vision thing? 29 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,100 Was that a big help? 30 00:01:48,790 --> 00:01:50,319 You know what, dude? 31 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,059 You're being a real bully, okay? 32 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,520 - Come on. - Yeah, you are. You are. 33 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,920 We're all here having a good time, 34 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:57,059 we all running through the jungle like friends, 35 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,859 and then all of a sudden you're acting like a jerk. 36 00:01:58,860 --> 00:01:59,900 - A jerk? - Yeah. 37 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,976 - Is that what I'm being? - Yeah, you're being 38 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,360 - a real jerk. - Really? You think that's fair? 39 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:03,696 You think that your jokes are funny. 40 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,000 - They're not funny. - I'm not... I'm just... 41 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,070 - I found it! - Hold on. H-Hold on. 42 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,500 This guy's trying to say something. 43 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,540 - What is it? - Go to hell. 44 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,410 Okay, see, this is exactly why we call you "Mumbles." 45 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:18,900 You have to enunciate. 46 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,489 - Uh... - Oh. 47 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,150 Ew! Gross! 48 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,900 That is gross. Have some class. 49 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,560 One day someone's gonna land on this island 50 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,220 and they're not gonna play your games. 51 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,540 No. 52 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:38,080 They'll be smart and brave, 53 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,040 and they'll kill you. 54 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,040 Oh, yeah? 55 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,300 And who might that be? 56 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,259 Seriously?! 57 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:52,260 Can we not catch one break?! 58 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:55,280 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - ... www.addic7ed.com ... 59 00:02:57,790 --> 00:03:00,200 So, what? There could be land mines anywhere? 60 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,859 We don't know that. It could've been just one... 61 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:06,420 just one rogue land mine washed up on the shore... 62 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,660 Maybe it was just the two. 63 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,840 Okay! Everybody, stay where you are! 64 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,999 We need to come up with a plan 65 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,320 to get off this beach. 66 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,570 Well, I don't have one. I was just... 67 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,149 Okay, well, it just sounded like you had a plan. 68 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:30,489 Yeah, I just thought you'd have some blowhard plan by now. 69 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,280 I have a couple of seeds. I'm just kind of... 70 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,889 They're not really... I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 71 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:37,680 All right, I think it's pretty obvious what needs to happen. 72 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,560 Someone needs to walk off the beach. 73 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,979 And if, knock on wood, 74 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:44,080 that person makes it out alive, 75 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,460 we use their footprints to escape. 76 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,520 But who goes? 77 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,199 Listen... 78 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,740 there are only nine of us left. 79 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:56,720 The person with the least value should go. 80 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,960 Now, Jess, you're great for morale. 81 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:01,580 I think you're an absolute delight. 82 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,020 Aww. Karen. 83 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,650 But physically, you're a goddamn liability. 84 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:06,259 - You have virtually no upper-body strength. - What? 85 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:08,330 - That's rough. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 86 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:10,059 No one makes my wife 87 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,996 - walk through a bunch of land mines. - Thanks, babe. 88 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,380 You got it, babe. Now, if we're gonna choose, 89 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,620 we're gonna choose fairly and humanely. 90 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:19,790 All right. 91 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,800 Nose goes. 92 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:21,869 - Oh! - Oh! 93 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,009 Oh, it's Steve! 94 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,339 Steve's got to go. 95 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,180 Fair is fair. Someone tell Steve 96 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,190 he's got to walk off the beach, 97 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,060 probably blow up. Florence? 98 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,440 What? 99 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,180 Steve? 100 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,260 Hey, Steve! 101 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,360 Whattya got there, bud? 102 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:42,240 Luther's hand! 103 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,500 Oh. 104 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,040 Oh, no. 105 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,560 I figured if... if I can collect enough of him, 106 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:48,840 uh, we can fix him. 107 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,899 There's a lot they can do these days. 108 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,970 They cloned that sheep. So that'll probably work. 109 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,779 Or there's that Jonathan Depp movie 110 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:01,880 where they uploaded his brain into a Macintosh. 111 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,700 Oh, my God. You guys, he c... he can't go. 112 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:07,120 - Look how sad he is. - Hey! Old man Steve! 113 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,850 We all played Nose goes and we won and you lost! 114 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,859 You got to walk your ass off the beach 115 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:14,260 so we can see if you blow up, okay?! 116 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,529 - What?! - Yeah. 117 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,659 - No! - You lost the game, though. 118 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,729 - You kind of have to. - We played Nose goes. 119 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,960 Okay, I have a plan. 120 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,460 We do nothing. 121 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,600 What? 122 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,120 Somebody buried these land mines, right? 123 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:36,610 Someone is here. 124 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,950 And that means that somebody heard 125 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,140 whoever that guy was explode, 126 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,149 and that means that they will come to us. 127 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:45,019 But if no one comes, huh? 128 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,820 What are we supposed to do here, just starve? 129 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,690 It may not look like much, but this body 130 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,229 takes some serious cals to maintain, 131 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,300 and Daddy's already pretty hungry. 132 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:55,430 Well, would Daddy rather be pretty hungry, 133 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,899 or would Daddy like to see someone else 134 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,460 blown into a fine mist? 135 00:05:58,470 --> 00:05:59,740 Huh? Which one? 136 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,700 A hungry daddy. 137 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,200 Okay. 138 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:06,240 So then we wait. 139 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:09,779 We wait. 140 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,260 - I've got you! - Aah! 141 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,220 Now, before everyone digs in, 142 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,680 just remember, we have to ration this food. 143 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,200 We don't know when it is that we'll eat again. 144 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:42,279 I'm kidding! 145 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,600 I'm kidding! We're not on the island anymore. 146 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:47,240 We're obviously in the future... some of us have mustaches. 147 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,619 Ah! Yeah! 148 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:50,840 Uh, Daniel Jr.! 149 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,960 Other Daniel Jr.! Come here. 150 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,829 All right. 151 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,359 Did I ever tell you boys 152 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,020 about the time that your Uncle Danny 153 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,520 saved us from exploding? 154 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:02,800 Hmm? 155 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,040 There we were, 156 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:07,039 trapped on a beach that was filled with land mines, 157 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,909 and no one knew what to do. 158 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,570 But then your Uncle Danny... 159 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,739 He just stood up, 160 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,660 and he walked off that beach. 161 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:16,660 - And he saved us. - Mm-hmm. 162 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,260 And do you know how he did it? 163 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,480 Hmm? 164 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,650 He believed. 165 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,200 Go wake your uncle up. 166 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,760 Wake him up. 167 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:30,050 Wake him up. 168 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,720 Get up! 169 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,759 Owen. 170 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,939 Owen, wake up. 171 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,660 Hmm. 172 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:43,870 I'm not afraid. 173 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,520 I'm not afraid anymore. 174 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,019 What? 175 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:49,160 Hey, do you guys mind speaking up?! 176 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,210 I can't hear anything! 177 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,160 They were so beautiful. 178 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:54,520 Who? 179 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:58,680 Your boys. The Daniels. 180 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:00,260 What are you talking about? 181 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,480 Hey! 182 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,620 Hey!! 183 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,499 Come back here, you... 184 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,900 you weird bush! 185 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,060 Y-You blew up my best friend! 186 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,239 You're not fooling anyone, you bush! 187 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,980 We're not gonna die, not here. 188 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,020 We just have to believe. 189 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,100 Oh, Danny! Hey! Wait! 190 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:24,110 - No! Oh. - Danny! Danny! 191 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,600 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 192 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,469 I stepped on a land mine! 193 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,280 Idiot! 194 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:58,579 I don't want to die! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! 195 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,119 You! You! This is your fault! 196 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,589 You lied to me right through your stupid mustache! 197 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,590 - What did you say to him? - I didn't say anything. 198 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:08,929 Uh, guys, Steve is walking right towards us. 199 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,199 - I saw someone in the jungle. - What? 200 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,339 He ran off, but whoever it was, 201 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,069 he put these land mines down. 202 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:19,539 He killed Luther. 203 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,269 - And I'm going after him. - What? 204 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,560 Oh, please stop walking! 205 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,279 Sorry. Can I just... I'm gonna have to... 206 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,609 Can I just... 207 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,279 Thank you. 208 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,240 What do we do now? 209 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:37,220 Find whoever the hell Steve saw. 210 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,660 If someone else is here, maybe they can help Danny. 211 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,759 Okay, you guys, go after Steve. 212 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,300 We'll wait here with Danny. 213 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,629 Single file! Single file, you guys! 214 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:47,900 - ... the steps. - Watch the... 215 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,969 Yeah, you really bungled that one. 216 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,230 All right, you're good. You'll make it. 217 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,740 We love you, Danny. Bye. 218 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,139 If things get hairy, 219 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,660 Danny might want to take his own life. 220 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,239 Here. 221 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,180 - A switchblade. - Yeah, big time. 222 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,100 - Thank you, Chet. - No, no. Thank you. 223 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,900 They'll find help, right? Steve's got this. 224 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,360 Yeah, yeah. Steve's totally got this. 225 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,319 We're gonna have to save Danny ourselves, 226 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,390 - aren't we? - Yeah, I think so. We will. 227 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,790 Yeah. For sure. 228 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:20,150 Easy. Just keep your foot on that trigger. 229 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,420 We're gonna get you off this thing. 230 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:23,330 I just got to think. I got to... 231 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,740 Think, Owen, think! 232 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,500 Danny, why would you just walk out here like that? 233 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,680 It was stupid. 234 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,470 I had a vision, all right? 235 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,970 We were in the future, all of us. 236 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,020 We were at this beautiful dinner. 237 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,540 Owen's kids were there, and... and... and... 238 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,760 a-and he told them that I saved us. 239 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,920 Aww. You saw our kids? 240 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,489 - Owen's kids. - What's that, now? 241 00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:46,100 They were Owen's kids with his wife, Gwen. 242 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,840 She's real, real pretty. 243 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,960 Did she look like me at all? 244 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,160 Let me think. No. 245 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,829 She was glowing... 246 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:59,060 almost like she was pregnant, but she wasn't. 247 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,060 What? Where was I? 248 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,570 Oh, you were there. 249 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,379 You were sitting by the dessert table, 250 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:09,300 glaring at everybody, holding a mug of wine. 251 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,020 Well, was I with anyone? 252 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,360 Uh, kind of. 253 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:17,450 I think his name was "Dirty Craig." 254 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,960 Or at least that's what people called him. 255 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:25,060 My husband's name was "Dirty Craig"? 256 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,280 Dirty Craig is not the marryin' type. 257 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:30,760 Dirty Craig is a dog. 258 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,650 They don't call him "Clean Craig." 259 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:33,780 Okay, I got it. I got it. 260 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,090 I got it. I got it. Here's what we're gonna do... 261 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,360 We are gonna dig a hole around the land mine, right? 262 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,739 Then we're gonna lift the mine up, 263 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,379 and we're gonna wrap something really tight 264 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,570 around Danny's shoe and the mine, 265 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,530 keeping the trigger down, okay? 266 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,379 Then Danny will very slowly 267 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,380 remove his foot from the shoe, 268 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,689 leaving a land mine boot. 269 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,159 We'll take that thing, throw it away... 270 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,320 Boom! Danny's saved. 271 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,260 What do you think? 272 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,030 - No. Oh, my God, - Are you mad at me? 273 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,569 - no. - Do you want me to die? 274 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,380 Okay, do you guys have any ideas? 275 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:10,400 Listen, I've seen every action movie ever made. 276 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:14,020 There's only one way to deal with a bomb situation. 277 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,720 We got to defuse it. 278 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,620 Steve, I don't see any evidence of... 279 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,540 Shh! 280 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,340 He came through here. 281 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,460 He was running. 282 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,069 Panicked. 283 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,740 Frantic. 284 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,540 He tripped... 285 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,200 right into this bush. 286 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,039 He laid here, 287 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,949 terrified of the one man on this island 288 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,660 that was capable of killing him... 289 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,600 "Steve." 290 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,280 Steve. 291 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,380 That's when he shit his bush pants. 292 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440 His what? 293 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,420 - Bush pants. - What are "bush pants"? 294 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,319 Imagine a pair of pants, 295 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320 and then imagine two bushes. 296 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,029 Now, get rid of the pants from your memory, 297 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,760 reposition those bushes where your pants would be, 298 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,540 so he's wearing two... two bushes. 299 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,340 Bush pants. 300 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,080 I thought you said he was wearing a suit. 301 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,679 A bush suit! 302 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,880 Yeah! 303 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,440 Made out of twigs and bushes! 304 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,320 Nature! Nature wear! 305 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,380 Jesus, just keep up with me! 306 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,320 Come on. 307 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,140 Are we sure Steve actually saw someone? 308 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,500 - No. No, we are not. - Okay. 309 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,120 Uh, you guys go ahead. 310 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,630 I'll catch up. I gotta pee with my penis. 311 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,300 Oh, my God. 312 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,880 You're stupid assholes. 313 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:05,320 Okay. Now there's always some type of access panel on the side. 314 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,789 Do you see a panel? 315 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,589 Um... 316 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:10,859 yeah, actually. 317 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,490 I take it it's fastened with, what, four screws, 318 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,680 all flathead, one in each corner? 319 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,530 Yeah. That's exactly right. 320 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,080 How many action movies have you seen? 321 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,200 All of them. 322 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,609 Now, we need to something to unscrew it with. 323 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480 I'll do it. 324 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,180 Easy. 325 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,180 I got it. 326 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,560 Easy. 327 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,980 I got it! 328 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,559 Sorry I've got these sweaty little sausage fingers 329 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,340 and not delicate fairy hands like Gwen. 330 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,360 Who? 331 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,600 Gwen! You wife? From Danny's dream? 332 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,630 That's a dream. I don't even know a Gwen. 333 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,769 You know her well enough to put two kids in her, okay? 334 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,140 Is this really a conversation that we're having? 335 00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,390 - Yeah, it is. - I don't even know what you're talking about. 336 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,709 - It hurt my feelings. - Guys, guys. 337 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:01,979 I'm standing on a bomb. 338 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,249 - Sorry. Okay. Go ahead. - Sorry. 339 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,730 All right. Now, once you get that panel off, 340 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,620 you're gonna see three wires... red, blue, and green. 341 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,989 You're gonna want to cut the red wire. 342 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,800 Always cut the red wire. Got it? 343 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,040 We're closing in. 344 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,470 Oh, my God. Again? 345 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,809 Enough! 346 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,540 Steve, we've been out here for hours. 347 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,160 What are you doing? 348 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,149 I'm tracking. 349 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,680 No, you're not. You're licking sticks. 350 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,880 Dude, face it... there's no one out here. 351 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,520 I know what I saw. 352 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,759 I saw a man, and that man was a bush. 353 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,290 Oh, it must have been me, 'cause, here, look, I'm in a bush. 354 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,500 Oh, ho, I'm the guy that Steve saw. 355 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,120 If we want to help Danny, 356 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,959 the best way to find someone is to get to high ground. 357 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,140 I got to agree with Karen on this one. 358 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,840 Okay, priority one is Danny. 359 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,839 Look, guys, if we're not looking out for each other, 360 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,910 if we're not helping one another, 361 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,820 then what are we even doing, you know? 362 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,420 Did you just eat something? 363 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,780 What? 364 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,919 Did I... Did I eat something? 365 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,470 Really? You think that I got food 366 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,240 and just wouldn't bring it back and share it with you guys? 367 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,190 Wow. 368 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,599 You know what, Karen? 369 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,399 Go yourself 370 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,140 for thinking I would ever turn my back on my best friends! 371 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,420 You've got berry stains all over your mouth. 372 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,439 There just wasn't enough to share, okay, you guys? 373 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,940 You shit. 374 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,549 - Are you kidding me? - You guys should be thanking me, 375 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,879 okay, 'cause these berries are making me feel very weird. 376 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,410 I mean, my hands are all sweaty, 377 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,979 and my entire body's getting chills... 378 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,020 Enough! 379 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,019 This is the waste of time. 380 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,289 The Bush Man's getting away. 381 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,489 There's no one out here! 382 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,780 There's someone here. 383 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,760 I told you so, you flabby piece of shit. 384 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,080 - Shut up, you Kiwi turd. - Shh! 385 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,970 Okay, well, are there any other shades of red 386 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,779 like a "fire truck" or a "merlot"? 387 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,730 No, dude. They're all the same color red, 388 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,800 - and there's like a hundred of them. - Okay. 389 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,700 Okay. Pick one. 390 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,940 - What? - What? No way. 391 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,220 Just pick a wire and cut it. 392 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,989 I'm not gonna randomly just pick a wire. 393 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,440 Pick a wire! Do it! 394 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,570 Pick a wire right now, Owen! Get in there! 395 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,789 Okay, fine! I'll just pick one. 396 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,529 - And if your leg blows up... - Why are we all yelling?! 397 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:33,140 - Just pick a wire! Come on! Do it! Now! - I'll pick a wire! 398 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,599 Oh! Yes! Yes! 399 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,979 - It worked! - We did it! 400 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,200 Oh! 401 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,200 - Oh. Hey. - Why is it beeping? 402 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,680 You two get out of here. Go! 403 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,749 No. We're not gonna leave you here, man. 404 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,519 Just go! Don't you get it? 405 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,289 - I never liked you. - What? 406 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,350 You're a nerd, a dork. 407 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,920 I only hung out with you because I felt bad for you, dweeb. 408 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,159 - Okay, I see what you're doing. - Oh, do you? 409 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,520 Because you're so smart with your flight attendant degree? 410 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,499 Did you even finish school, you loser? 411 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,699 - Hey, easy! - Okay, sorry. That got mean. 412 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,080 Listen, I'm not gonna leave you. 413 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,340 I was so stupid walking up here. 414 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,280 Why did I think I could save everybody? 415 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,979 At least you tried. 416 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,560 I mean, I suggested that we literally do nothing. 417 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,439 And now I'm all worked up because I feel like 418 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,649 I'm gonna lose you two guys, 419 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,649 and then it's just gonna be me and the... 420 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,720 I mean, let's just be honest... freaks. 421 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,589 I just... 422 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,020 I love you guys. 423 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,960 No. 424 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,740 We're not gonna die here. 425 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,180 What are you talking about? 426 00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:46,400 I'm talking about land mine boot. 427 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,660 Gorillas aren't aggressive, right? 428 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:54,720 Nah. Nah, nah. Monkeys are chill like humes. 429 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:58,200 Okay? We just be calm and they're happy to just be c... 430 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,940 Into the trees! 431 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,440 I'm gonna get eaten! 432 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,029 Ah, come on! Help me! 433 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,160 - Help me up! - Get up! 434 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,880 - Help me! - Oh, God, why is your hand so sweaty? 435 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,750 It's the berries! I feel insane! 436 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,970 Jump higher! 437 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,470 I can't! My legs are jelly! 438 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,360 Oh, shit. 439 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,400 - What do we do now? - Throw it! 440 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:10,560 You could have thrown that literally anywhere else. 441 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,320 I saw his balls. 442 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,760 Oh, God. This is all my fault. 443 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,109 Maybe I just wanted to see someone 444 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,580 to make sense of Luther's death. 445 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,119 You knew the guy for six hours. 446 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,109 Why do you even care?! 447 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,179 'Cause you guys just tolerate me, all right? 448 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:41,980 Luther... he actually liked me. 449 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:45,189 No. Steve, we like you, okay? 450 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,440 You're one of us. 451 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,000 Really? 452 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,720 Yeah. 453 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,930 What do you like about me? 454 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:55,580 - Oh, my God. - Uh... your hair. 455 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,659 - Yeah. - Yeah. 456 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,899 Oh, that's a good one. 457 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,060 Todd? 458 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,160 You're funny, I guess. 459 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,840 Yeah. I'm pretty funny. 460 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,180 What about you, Karen? 461 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,320 Easy. You got an ass that won't quit. 462 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:14,620 Oh, God. It's coming right at me! 463 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,990 I can fix this! 464 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,520 Oh, my God. 465 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,359 Hey! 466 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,360 Take a chomp on this perfect ass! 467 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,019 Hello, there. 468 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,680 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - ... www.addic7ed.com ... 32360

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