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All right, mate, just focus on the end
of my pen for a second, would you?
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Ah, no touching. Just look at it.
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What are we doing?
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So, what we have here is a young man
doing pizza deliveries in the area.
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He called us to report an attack on
Kurimarama Street.
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His scooter's been damaged
and his pizzas have been stolen.
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Um, we're having a bit of trouble getting
the exact details from the victim.
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I can do about seven
minutes of kung fu. Yep.
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It was trippy, man.
Yeah, I know it was trippy, mate.
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You've said it was trippy 23 times.
Oh!
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So, who should we be on the lookout for, sir? You
know, we need some characteristics, so - height, uh-
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Yeah, this thing was massive- ...what
was he wearing- It was, like, huge!
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Far, bro. WRITES: Massive.
So, large?
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Yep, so that's-
WRITES: 'Far.'
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So, it's a large build? Yeah,
large- Was that last one 'bro'?
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Yeah, it was barking
and growling heaps,
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and then it took the pizzas,
and then he came up to me,
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and he was like - (GROWLS),
and then it gapped it.
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Sir, was this a dog?
Uh, yeah.
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Hey, mate, do we look like
Animal Control to you? (MUMBLES)
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Scratch marks through here.
Destroyed the chassis.
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Meatlovefls pizza's completely gone.
Oh, man.
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That comes out of my pay.
Vegetarian's untouched, though.
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Sir, sir-Can you think of anything you could tell us
about this dog which would help us to identify it?
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Oh, yeah... The dog -
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he was wearing jeans.
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Jeans?
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('WELLINGTON PARANORMAL' THEME)
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Oh yeah, that dog problem's
only getting worse. Mm.
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Do you know, I've lost eight kitties to
that house down there over the past year.
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Is that number 92?
Yes.
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That bloody place.
(DOG GROWLS)
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You know, I used to be a cat lady,
but now I'm just...
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I'm just a lady.
(DOG BARKS)
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We've had reports about
this property behind us.
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Sounds like they've got some pretty
serious animal control- What now?
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Are you lot here to hassle me again?
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Evening.
G'day, mate. How are you?
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Don't you go blaming my dogs, mate.
These are the only two that are left.
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Three of them are missing already.
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So you're telling us you've had pets
go mnssnng from your property? Yeah.
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I had one stolen from
my van last night.
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Could we just have a wee
look at the van? Yeah.
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(GROWLS)
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(HAUNTING MUSIC)
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Yeah, you're not gonna be able
to drive this for a while, mate.
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Uh, yeah, it looks like your dog's
been extracted from the outside.
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Look, someone found a dog
skeleton in the graveyard.
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I'm afraid it might be my Britney.
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(SOMBRE MUSIC)
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(SOBS)
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Sir? Si- Sir.
I don't want any drama.
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OK. Beyonce and Rihanna, they're
scared enough as it is.
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That's why they're always barking -
cos they're scared.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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I'm not hearing any barking. They're not-
They don't seem to be barking any more.
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(ACTION MUSIC)
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Ri-Ri? Be-Be?
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Ri-Ri?
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Be - Be?
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Come here.
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Ri-Ri! (WHISTLES)
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So in summary, we've established that both Ri-Ri
and Be-Be have been abducted from the premises.
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So we're now on the lookout
for a large dog.
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Urn, it's probably very hungry.
Mm-hm,and cold- only wearing jeans.
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OK, and cold. It's obviously
very aggressive.
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It's been terrorizing people and
pets in the neighbourhood. Mm.
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Um, so we wanna get on to that
and track it down as soon we can.
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Get it off the streets
as soon as possible.
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What if this dog thing's paranormal?
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What, like a ghost dog? Well,
he's supposed to be pretty big.
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Yeah, but have you seen how big dogs
get these days? What are we talking?
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(LAUGHS) Look at him. He's huge. Yeah, but
maybe the woman's just really little.
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That's hilarious. All he needs
is a little hat. (LAUGHS) Yeah.
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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Oh, that one's Photoshopped.
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Definitely Photoshopped.
That annoys me.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
Go back to that other one, there,
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with the little one riding on the big
one's back. Now, you see there? Mm.
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The little paws look like little hands.
Hang on, I'll-
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That's just a normal dog. Hey, I've
got a sausage roll in my pocket.
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I got it from the lunch room. You wanna
go halves? Is that in a serviette?
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(OTH ER-WORLD LY GROWL)
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I can hold the Taser
if it's getting heavy.
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It's my week with the Taser, Minogue.
I know, I know.
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But just if it's gonna help you out,
cos it looks like it's getting heavy.
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Minogue, what is it about the system of, 'one
week with the Taser. One week without the Taser',
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that you don't understand? No, I'm all for the
system. We came up with the system together.
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But it looks like the Taser's pointing at the
ground a little bit, like you're getting tired.
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It's my week with the Taser,
Minogue, OK?
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You're driving. You drove, OK?
So I've got the Taser.
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Look, it's really simple.
(CREATURE HOWLS)
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Did you hear that?
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What, that really loud
howling noise (?)
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Yep, what do you think it was?
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Was it a ruru?
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I don't think it was
a native bird, Minogue.
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Just being hopeful.
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Look, it sounded more... canine.
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You know, like, dog-like.
Yeah.
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I was thinking it was kind of...
lupine, you know?
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Like, wolf-like.
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Did you just Google that word?
What?
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Yeah, I did.
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Look, we don't even have
wolves in New Zealand.
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Yeah, but what if it
was a werewolf, O'Leary?
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Doubt it was a werewolf.
Hm.
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(SCREAMS)
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It's a werewolf!
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It's definitely a werewolf!
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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There it is!
(CREATURE GROWLS)
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Hey!
(CREATURE GROWLS)
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Ready Taser. Ready Taser.
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Readying Taser. Taser ready.
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It went this way.
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Should we call for back-up?
They could bring the other Taser.
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(ACTION MUSIC)
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Ma'am, ma'am, are you OK?
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Oh, shit.
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You didn't happen to see a huge
creature pass by here, did you?
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Minogue, she's obviously
been attacked by it.
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Good point.
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She's on the ground. She's got scratches
on her leg. I'll make a note.
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Minogue, help me help her up.
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Oh, yep, sorry. Sorry.
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One, two, three - upsy-daisy.
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What the hell?
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What happened?
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I don't know, officer.
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I No idea, mate. I
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Uh, Comms, we're bringing in a
young woman who's been attacked.
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No medical's required, but we'd
like to get a statement. Over.
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COMMS: What's the nature of the
attack? Speak more, please.
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We have reason to believe that
the perpetrator is a were-
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...Warehouse worker.
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COMMS: Uh, did you say
a Warehouse worker?
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Uh, no, I think he just- We're still
determining the nature of the attacker.
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We're just going through
a couple of options now,
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but we'll have more information
as it comes to hand.
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COMMS: But they may have...
worked at the Warehouse?
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There's my ex's house.
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He was meant to call me up tonight,
but he didn't, the bastard.
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Unbelievable.
Classic.
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I would never do that in a relationship.
Oh, you reckon (!)
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I'm always- I'm very trustworthy.
(SCOFFS) That's what they all reckon.
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And, uh, all of my ex-girlfriends have had
nothing but nice things to say about me.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Push that button,
the light comes on.
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Yeah, but you need to turn that
beep off. It's always beeping.
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OK, guys, calm down.
It's not an ACIDC concert.
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(SIGHS)
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Sorry I'm late.
I had to rush in unexpectedly.
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Uh, is that why you've got your pyjama shirt
on instead of your normal shirt, sir?
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Correct, O'Leary.
Great detective work.
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(ALL APPLAUD)
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OK, first some good
news to start off with -
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Donovan and Lopepe stopped two armed robbers at the
BP service station the other night - great job.
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(CLEARS TH ROAT)
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(ALL APPLAUD)
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And the picture that the department put up of
the kitten in the police hat got 743 likes.
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Yeah.
(ALL APPLAUD)
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It's got us a lot of attention.
Mostly positive.
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All right, let's be careful
out there, guys.
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It's a full moon tonight.
Gonna be a lot of crazies.
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All right, dismissed.
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Sarge, can we have a word, please?
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Yeah, what is it, guys?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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We've got another paranormal case.
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Not another haunted sock, is it?
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I don't know how that mouse got into
my sock, sir. It was a weird one-off.
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No, look, we believe we've got a woman who
has survived an attack from a werewolf.
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Nah- Shh! You can't use that
word outside of the secret office.
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OK.
Right.
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Where is she? She's in the
interrogation room, Sarge.
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After you. Lead the way.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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The last thing I remember -
I was having my whisky,
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and these were jeans.
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Yeah, but those are awesome now, aren't they?
They're better than they would have been as jeans.
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Yeah, as much as I want to believe, I just don't think
the nature of her injuries came from a lycanthrope.
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Do you reckon a guy could get away with
wearing something like that? What?
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Sarge, what about the
scratches all over her?
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They don't match the scratches of a
motorcycle. Those are twig scratches.
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Anyway, tonight, did you
happen to see a huge creature?
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Possibly lupine in nature.
Eh? I don't know.
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I was wasted, man.
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Hang on a minute...
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I sort of remember seeing
these, like...
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Sort of, these, like, huge claws
in front of my face.
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See? Claws. Plus we saw a werewolf.
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You saw one for real?
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We saw its eyes.
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Oh, its eyes (!) Are there large dogs in the
area? Or are there other things with eyes?
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Yeah, but, look, the pizza-delivery guy
remembered seeing a dog wearing jeans.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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Is that right? Right, need to
show you something. Both of you.
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Take a seat, eh.
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Don't go anywhere.
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(LAUGHS) Little police humour,
there.
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Check this out.
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This pug here - stone-washed jeans.
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This bulldog - skinny jeans.
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And this chihuahua - also jeans,
and Chuck Taylors.
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See, point is, sometimes
dogs wear jeans.
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What do you Google to get those? Oh, I
follow Dogsinjeans and DressedUpPups.
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They're both Tumblr accounts.
Oh.
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Just something I do to relieve
the stress of the job.
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Now, check this out.
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This is a pug in a full tuxedo, eh.
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What a charmer! What's he up to?
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Is he at the premier of his
own movie, is he? (LAUGHS)
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Anyway, take this woman home. I'm
afraid this one's another haunted sock.
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We did see a werewolf,
though, didn't we, O'Leary?
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I don't know what we saw.
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Pretty sure I do - a werewolf.
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Yeah, well, look, you might actually
be right, you know. (LAUGHS)
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Are you all right back there?
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Yeah, it's just that this
is actually kind of cool,
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and if my ex sees me in a cop car, he'll
think I'm crazy, and guys find that hot.
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Is that true, Minogue?
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Uh, not sure if it's
universal, but, um, yep.
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COMMS: Hey, guys, it's Sergeant
Maaka. What's your location? Over.
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Yeah, we just reached the main highway, Sarge.
We're just taking this young woman back home.
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Oh no.
What?
228
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,360
Uh, what's that, Minogue?
229
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,120
Uh, he said 'what.' Over.
230
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,440
Yeah, and I said, 'What. Over.'
So, what was that? Over.
231
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,960
He said what cos he couldn't
hear you properly, what. Over.
232
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:03,910
What? Over.
233
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,020
Yep-
234
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,420
OK, uh, OK.
235
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,920
I've been doing a bit of detective
work on that woman you brought in.
236
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,800
When I went into the interrogation
room after you guys left,
237
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,950
I noticed there was a
distinct dog-owner smell.
238
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,680
You know, that smell that
dog-owners have, right?
239
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,630
Yeah, yeah!
240
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,010
Sheena, do you own a dog?
Nah.
241
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:31,130
Well, then I remembered that you said there
was a dog seen in the area wearing jeans.
242
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,320
Well, that woman you brought in said she
was wearing jeans when she went out,
243
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,160
but then when she woke up
she was wearing jean-shorts.
244
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,920
Do you reckon a guy could get away with
wearing something like that? What?
245
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,400
I also remembered she said she saw
claws in front of her face.
246
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,210
Claws in front of my face.
247
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:49,880
Why would there be claws in front
of her if she was running away?
248
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,500
She wasn't being
chased by a werewolf.
249
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,230
She is a werewolf.
250
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,240
She doesn't look like
a werewolf, Sarge.
251
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,560
Well, that's because the moon is being
obscured by cloud cover right now.
252
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,600
That's why a lot of werewolves live
in Wellington - it's always cloudy.
253
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,400
Are we safe, Sarge?
(GROWLS)
254
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,400
Uh, hold on.
255
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,480
I'm just looking at the cloud cover
on my weather app right now,
256
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,160
and you're good to go
for another two minutes.
257
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,170
Two minutes!
258
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,880
I don't feel so good.
259
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:17,650
Oh, man.
260
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,310
OK, find a safe spot to pull over.
261
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,200
Restrain the subject.
She will become extremely murderous.
262
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,780
Oh, and remain calm. Over.
263
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,060
I (OTHER-WORLDLY GROWL) I
264
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,760
Oh no!
(SIRENS WAIL)
265
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,780
What are we gonna do? Drive.
I am driving.
266
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,960
Well, drive faster. Well, she's in the back
seat. She's going the same speed as us.
267
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,280
I'll drive. Let me drive. No, you're not
driving. No way am I letting you drive.
268
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,040
Let me drive! You don't get to drive.
Drive or the Taser. One or the other.
269
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:46,870
Not both!
270
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,360
(SCREAMS) Pull over. Pull over.
271
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,550
I can't. We're on an overpass.
272
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,720
So, we just escaped our police car.
273
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,780
Out to be the werewolf.
274
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:05,180
Don't just assume because it's a werewolf that
it's a man, cos that's not always the case, is it?
275
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,820
It's like with a doctor -
sometimes it's a man.
276
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,230
I Sometimes not. I.
277
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:15,080
Anyway, looks like we've got some temporary cloud
cover, so she should be in her human form.
278
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:15,820
Sheena.
279
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:16,920
Sheena
280
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,480
Sheena.
281
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:19,680
Sheena
282
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,880
Sheena, come here.
283
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:24,500
Sheena.
284
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,330
O'Leary.
What?
285
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,650
Look - moon.
286
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,220
(HOWLS)
287
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:31,180
That's not good.
288
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:31,960
(GROWLS)
289
00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:36,480
Get away, Sheena!
290
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:40,500
I Sheena. (WHISTLES) I
291
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,780
Sheena, come here.
292
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,220
There she is. Sheena. Sheena!
293
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:44,340
What the hell?
294
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,220
What the- (GROWLS)
295
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,280
God.
No, no, no, no, no.
296
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,780
(WHISTLES)
Sheena, come here.
297
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,420
There she is. Sheena. Sheena.
298
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,650
Oh no.
(GROWLS)
299
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,270
Just, um, hiding in some bushes.
300
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:00,940
That's correct. Waiting.
301
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:05,020
Um, the, uh, wolf-woman-
The woman-wolf- The, uh, were-woman-
302
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:08,940
just say person-wolf. The person-wolf
is looking very, very hungry.
303
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:09,720
(GROWLS)
304
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,380
You're too slow! Get behind me.
305
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,560
Just reassessing our overall plan.
306
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,500
No, no, no, not this way.
Out, out, out.
307
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,150
Another change of plan.
308
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,860
Should we climb a tree?
309
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,730
Do werewolves climb trees?
310
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,140
This is never gonna work.
OK.
311
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,140
They're not gonna not eat you just cos you
got a camera. You're going down first.
312
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,540
I can push you. Here, here. You guys have gotta
go somewhere else. There's only room for two.
313
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,900
That's not gonna work. Look, there's too many
of us. You've gotta go that way. Split up.
314
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:40,760
You guys are making it worse. You go
that way. We'll go this way. Go,go,go.
315
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,380
Sheena.
316
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,700
Do you think she'll eat me
or the sausage roll, O'Leary?
317
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,290
Yeah, probably.
What?
318
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:56,180
Well, a sausage roll's not
gonna satisfy a big werewolf.
319
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:59,490
She'll eat you and then
snack on the sausage roll.
320
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,430
O'Leary?
Yep.
321
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,760
You're a great partner.
322
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,580
Thanks, Minogue, but let's not do this
now, cos we've gotta catch this werewolf.
323
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,170
Werewolf?
Huh? Where?
324
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,580
Minogue, Sheena is the werewolf.
325
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,980
Oh.
What the hell?
326
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,560
Brought you that.
327
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:19,830
Sausie roll?
328
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,760
Yum.
Oh, shot, officer.
329
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,990
Solid as a rock, mate.
Solid as a rock.
330
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,530
How's the clouds?
331
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:34,860
We believe that earlier on tonight you transformed
into a werewolf, and you ran through your back door.
332
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,260
How do you know that?
Just the hole in the back door.
333
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,500
Oh, you know what? I've had a (BLEEP)
guts-full, man. No, you just need to sit down.
334
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,180
What did you bloody learn in cops
college, mate? We learnt a lot of things.
335
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:47,180
We learnt about helping people with home
invasions. We learnt about drunk-driving-
336
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,060
Oink! Oink! Can you stop, please?
Refrain from oinking at me.
337
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,350
You- Have a seat.
338
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,660
You sit down! I don't- No,
I have chosen to stand up.
339
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,660
You sit down. You're in my house.
No, I'm not.
340
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,140
I'm sitting down. I'll sit down if
you sit down, OK? How about that?
341
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,140
Shall we both sit down? I'll sit
down when I want to sit down.
342
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:02,580
OK, well, how about when I sit down? Is that a
good time to sit down? I'll sit down with you.
343
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,620
Let's sit down, OK? Sit down.
344
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,300
Good.
Yeah, that's right.
345
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,460
Anyway, yeah, what we're tryna explain is we believe
that you've been in contact with a werewolf
346
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,900
at some point.
I don't believe it.
347
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,980
Well, look, I mean, we didn't actually believe
in werewolves until tonight ourselves.
348
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:21,670
No, I believe in werewolves.
Hell, yeah.
349
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,870
Dion's a werewolf.
350
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,350
Who's Dion?
My ex.
351
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,600
OK. Your ex is a...
Your ex is a werewolf?
352
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,940
Hell, yeah, he's a
big-time werewolf.
353
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,940
That's why I had to break up with him.
He's just so changeable, you know.
354
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,740
Nice guy, and then he just
changes into this huge werewolf.
355
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:42,060
OK, and you didn't think to tell us
this, maybe, a bit earlier on?
356
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,020
We've been talking about
your ex all night.
357
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:48,780
Though, in fairness, we didn't specifically ask
her if her ex-boyfriend was a werewolf, so...
358
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,060
I'm gonna kill Dion
for doing this to me.
359
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,940
Straight up. Certainly, I wouldn't
say it straight up to me.
360
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,220
I wouldn't say it at all, in fact, cos I'm a
police officer. just think it. just think it.
361
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:58,820
I'm gonna murder that asshole. Anyway, look, you're
already in a little bit of trouble, right now.
362
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,900
Let's go and (BLEEP)
the patriarchy up.
363
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,660
Sheena, just wait-
Dion!
364
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,180
Dion, you (BLEEP).
365
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:08,120
I'm on the Taser! Can't lose
another one of these, O'Leary.
366
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,180
Calm down, Miss. Uh, we're just getting
dragged along the street by a werewolf.
367
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:15,020
Dion, you bastard! This is pretty unfair. I
mean, I can understand why you're upset.
368
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,030
I would be.
Men. Am I right? Why do we bother?
369
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:22,060
Oh, I'm more of a cat-person.
She loves hanging out with cats.
370
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,070
No, Minogue.
371
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:27,180
Now I've got another (BLEEP)
hassle to deal with once a month.
372
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:27,900
(BLEEP)
373
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:29,990
Dion! (GROWLS)
374
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:36,890
Sheena, there's probably a better time
to talk about this with your ex-partner.
375
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,290
Oh, here's drama!
376
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,860
What the hell have you given me?
377
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,350
Calm down.
378
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,580
What's with the security guards
and the camera?
379
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,380
You know it's a full moon tonight,
and I've got my... thing.
380
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,670
What, you mean the werewolf thing?
381
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,740
Shush, Sheena!
Don't you shush me, Dion.
382
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:04,460
You're a selfish prick. You said that we
were doing safe sex. Well, look at me!
383
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,620
Yeah? How safe is this?
Yeah, you look great.
384
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:11,090
I can't get my eyebrows waxed, cos
my whole effing face is an eyebrow.
385
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:14,280
Yeah, well, I thought
the bushy look was in now?
386
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:19,060
How am I supposed to go down to Queensgate
and get myself a Wendy's looking like this?
387
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:22,700
Who's gonna serve me, Dion? Oh, it's
just a once-a-month thing, babe.
388
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,860
This is worse than the time
you gave me pubic lice!
389
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,980
He gave me pubic nits, man.
All over my (BLEEP). Hey!
390
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,340
Don't you think that if I had pubic
lice, I'd have it all over me?
391
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:35,980
Well, it's not like I've been out and about
(BLEEP) any other (BLEEP) werewolves.
392
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,460
What about... Shaun?
393
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,340
Shaun? He's real hairy, isn't he?
He's just a guy with a ponytail.
394
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,460
Did you kiss him?
No.
395
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:46,020
I saw you at Wendy's! Yeah, well, maybe
I went to (BLEEP) Wendy's with him
396
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,220
but I never pashed him, ever!
Did you lick the same ice-cream?
397
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,130
Yes, we did, but I have no regrets!
(GROWLS)
398
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,780
Taser situation. Taser situation. I
can't Taser them. It says- Oh myGod.
399
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,570
Oh no, look-
We better give them a minute.
400
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,630
(GROWLS LUSTFULLY)
401
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,260
(OBJECTS CLATFER)
402
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,690
(GROWLS EROTICALLY)
403
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,660
(OBJECTS CLATTER, GLASS SMASH ES)
404
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:15,620
We're here at Kurimarama Street attending a
domestic dispute between a former couple,
405
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,700
who are now werewolves.
(OBJECTS SMASH, GROWLS)
406
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:21,180
This is a new kind of case for us, so
procedure is a little bit uncertain,
407
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:26,340
but we'll definitely look at getting these
two microchipped. (INDISTINCT YELLING)
408
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,560
Or, um, if they continue to
cause trouble... neutered. Mm.
409
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,610
Maybe we should go in
and break it up.
410
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,500
(YELLS, OBJECTS CLATTER)
411
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,980
We could wait till morning. Yeah,
we could leave it till the morning.
412
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:43,260
I mean, this is a personal issue, so maybe
best if we just leave it till the morning.
413
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,750
Give them a bit of time
to calm down.
414
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:51,060
Plus, O'Leary, you're a cat person, so
no point stirring the pot- Minogue, no.
415
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,660
Earlier on, you were saying
you're a cat person. just no.
416
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,820
Um, but, yeah,
safer communities together.
417
00:20:56,020 --> 00:21:00,380
It's obviously- It's not safe in there at the
moment, but out here it's feeling pretty good.
418
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,360
Job well done.
We're happy.
419
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,150
And there you go.
420
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:07,600
There you go.
421
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,730
You make a fine police officer.
422
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:14,190
Welcome to the
New Zealand Police Force.
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