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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,834 -And... Just in time! 2 00:01:15,584 --> 00:01:18,250 Thank you for choosing Hamid's Taxi. 3 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:20,709 We hope the trip was better for you 4 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:22,417 than it was for us. 5 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,792 Anyway, you're welcome and we hope to see you soon. 6 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:28,709 That's not my goat. 7 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:30,542 My phone. - Excuse me. 8 00:01:31,209 --> 00:01:33,125 They're calling me. Who's this? 9 00:01:34,042 --> 00:01:35,625 *-Hello, how are you? 10 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:37,167 *-Hello, uncle? 11 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:39,084 Who's this? *-Eddy, your nephew. 12 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:43,042 - And what is it that He wants? *-Give me the taxi, otherwise I'm... 13 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:45,209 -Sorry, I'm losing you. 14 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:48,667 *- You don't understand. It's very important. 15 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:51,542 -What a shame, I'm entering a tunnel. 16 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:54,292 And this phone is broken. 17 00:01:54,459 --> 00:01:55,500 It's not working! 18 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:03,917 So it was you drawing pee-pees on my car? Hey! 19 00:02:04,209 --> 00:02:06,875 I swear if I see you again... 20 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:11,084 Whoever draws pee-pees on my taxi, will have to deal with me. 21 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,667 Understood? 22 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:24,375 - You're looking at 5 years here. I'd take the deal if I were you. 23 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:28,750 - I'm not taking anything, I'm innocent. - You'll tell that to the commissioner. 24 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:33,542 Mind if I take a shortcut? - Go ahead, I'm crashing my balls here. 25 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,792 -If you say so. 26 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:43,125 Would you mind some music? - Leave me alone. 27 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:45,792 - Let's go! 28 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,750 - Oh. - Tell me you're not the... 29 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:56,084 you have to buckle up! - But I can't! 30 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:00,125 What are you gonna do to me? - What do you mean? 31 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:03,542 -No, stop! 32 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:04,709 -Hold on to something. 33 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,125 -What are you doing? 34 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:09,959 - Oh no, I took the wrong turn. 35 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,209 -Stop! 36 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:19,917 -OK, stop, it was me! 37 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:21,084 It was me! 38 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,209 - Slow down! 39 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,792 - It won't accelerate! 40 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:31,792 - Watch out! 41 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:33,334 - Yeah! 42 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:35,834 - I'll tell you everything! 43 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,792 It's Jiménez. 44 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,625 - Tell me more. - Look at the road! 45 00:03:44,459 --> 00:03:45,917 That's all I know! - No hands. 46 00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:46,625 Olé! 47 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,167 Knee! - Use hands! 48 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:57,375 Do you want his adress? Paradise Hotel in Saint-Denis. 49 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:58,542 Room 312! 50 00:03:58,709 --> 00:03:59,709 'Olé! 51 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,167 How are you holding up? 52 00:04:02,334 --> 00:04:03,334 - Don't do that! 53 00:04:03,959 --> 00:04:04,584 -Oh, yes. 54 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,500 Look, one hand! 55 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 - The delivery 56 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:24,167 is scheduled for Saturday! - At what time? 57 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:25,625 -15 hours! 58 00:04:26,292 --> 00:04:27,125 -That's it! 59 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,667 Smile for the camera. 60 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:31,834 -Oh, shit. 61 00:04:37,084 --> 00:04:39,792 - Guess who made the cover of Keuf Mag. 62 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:40,959 Fascinating guy. 63 00:04:41,084 --> 00:04:42,709 If that doesn't speed up my transfer 64 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,355 to RAID, then I don't know what will. 65 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:47,917 - Sit down. 66 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,209 Marot, I spend a fortune on replacing your tyres. 67 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:57,667 And it's just the tyres. 68 00:04:57,834 --> 00:05:00,500 But there are bigger problems. - I'm all ears. 69 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,500 -Does "Christelle Bucherot" ring a bell? 70 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:06,792 - Christelle... I knew many... 71 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:10,084 - The one you spent last night with. 72 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:13,125 - Christelle, of course! 73 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,209 How is she? I didn't get to... - Shut up. 74 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,750 What's the prefect's name? 75 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:20,417 - Mr prefect... 76 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,542 It's Mr prefect... 77 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:25,292 Jean-Bertrand... - Bucherot. 78 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,334 -There you go, Bucherot. 79 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:30,542 That's a funny coincidence, it's the same name. 80 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,292 Maybe there's a family link 81 00:05:32,459 --> 00:05:35,792 or maybe... marriage? 82 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 It's his wife. 83 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:40,125 That's it, 84 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:42,310 she didn't mention it. - Thanks to your service records, 85 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:45,250 you will not be terminated 86 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:46,792 but you will be transfered 87 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:48,334 immidiately. 88 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:53,125 - Not to RAID, I imagine? - Oh, no. 89 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:54,792 - No... 90 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,000 Local police. 91 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,500 In Marsseille. 92 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:06,292 - In the south? 93 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:07,500 Yes... 94 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:12,750 I don't like it, it's far from Paris... - Marot, it's final. 95 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,709 You can go. 96 00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:23,375 -You don't have a heart. 97 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:27,500 - Marseille. 98 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:50,459 -Everything set-up? 99 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:51,542 It is. 100 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:52,917 -I present to you. 101 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:55,125 Your new family. - Oh, yes? 102 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:56,584 - Your killer team! 103 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,667 Dynamic. 104 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:00,709 Subdued, first, 105 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,417 you see the guy sitting over there 106 00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:05,292 the bearded, bizzare one, that's Ménard. 107 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,834 Makes the atmosphere, he's impeccable. 108 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,500 Very nice, open, 109 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:12,042 all that. 110 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:17,125 Unbearable when he's bored, though. And he is bored a lot. 111 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,667 -General alert! Intervention! 112 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,917 Have you been to a shisha bar? 113 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,209 -Bastard! 114 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:34,459 - And the dwarf, 115 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:37,292 is that regulatory? - Out of respect, 116 00:07:37,459 --> 00:07:40,167 we don't say "the dwarf". - Oh, ok. 117 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,542 - We say "a petite person". 118 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,459 So the dwarf's name is Michel. 119 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:49,125 He loves miniature stuff, models, maquettes 120 00:07:49,292 --> 00:07:50,334 -He does not mind 121 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,667 being called Michel? - He used to be Abdelrrahmane, 122 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:57,084 but since his conversion to Christianity, it's Michel. 123 00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:00,584 - Oh yeah? - Really. He found his faith. 124 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:04,334 Since then, we feast on all religious holidays. 125 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,709 At Christmas, he wants cribs everywhere. 126 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:09,084 It's difficult. - Amen. 127 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,667 And he gets very excited 128 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:14,334 when he sees nuns. - Is he radicalized? 129 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,500 - Yes. 130 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:19,209 It's exhausting. The other one, 131 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,584 with his perverted head, that's Regis. 132 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:22,768 There's more laughter with him. 133 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:23,792 Don't look in his eyes. 134 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:24,625 -Why not? 135 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:26,250 - Please! - Ah? 136 00:08:27,084 --> 00:08:29,292 - Régis loves spying 137 00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:32,292 he used to spy on his wife but she left him. 138 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:36,000 - I'm not surprised. - Don't look at him, please! 139 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:39,625 Since then, he bacame our logistics specialist. 140 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,500 - Well, are there any women in the brigade? 141 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:48,000 - I was getting there. Attention queen. 142 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:50,084 There, on the right. 143 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:52,209 Hurts my eyes. 144 00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:55,625 Sandrine, our brigade's hottie. - "Hottie"? 145 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:57,875 -Be careful, man-eater. 146 00:08:58,042 --> 00:09:00,917 Elected Miss Police Municipal Region PACA 147 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:03,417 2013, 2014, 2015. 148 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,875 Oh, what a piece. 149 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:09,500 - Yes, a piece. - Heavy one, we have a laugh. 150 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,375 - Very heavy. - Look at this. 151 00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:17,542 - And what about vehicles? 152 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:20,292 - Do you like cars? - Yes. 153 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,584 -Then you'll like it here. 154 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,625 -You're hungry. 155 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:36,917 *-Unit 14, nothing's happening here, we're gonna go to the beach. 156 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,000 Do you know you're missing a door? 157 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:53,417 - Yes, she's passed the inspection, people don't notice. 158 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:55,042 -Do you take me for an idiot? 159 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:59,334 - No, It's alright. - You're gonna get yourself arrested. 160 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,250 And me. I'm upsidedown. 161 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:02,209 Can't get arrested today! 162 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,125 Did you see the match? 163 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:04,334 -No. 164 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,792 - You didn't see the match? - No. My girlfriend's calling. 165 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:09,750 Excuse me. 166 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:10,917 Honey? 167 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,584 -How are you, my teddy bear? 168 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,459 -I have a client. 169 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:18,375 - My dad's not here, will you come to give me a hug? 170 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:21,625 - Hot. - Yes, but I can't. 171 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,709 *I have to go see Rene and talk about the match. 172 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,084 -You saw him yesterday. 173 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,250 - Yes... No... Yes. *-Go see your friends, 174 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,542 they'll lift your spirit. 175 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,459 -What? What spirit? 176 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:36,542 - Eddy, I love you, but this is not working. 177 00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,167 *I need a man. - What? 178 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:41,834 *-A guy who'll make me dream. - Make you dream? 179 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,834 *Who took you to see Marseille-Lorient? 180 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,584 That shit of a match! 181 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:47,851 We didn't sit next to each other. 182 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:48,959 -But it was free! 183 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,125 -I want 184 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:51,042 a man 185 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:55,084 *who has plans, ambitions. - I have plans. 186 00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:58,667 My gluten-free chicha project is underway 187 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,209 *Everything will be great. 188 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:03,417 - You don't understand. I'll try your language: 189 00:11:03,584 --> 00:11:05,542 I don't want a sub. 190 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:08,834 I want a striker who knows how to play in front, and behind. 191 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,875 Who can score a goal on me. 192 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,125 Is that clear? 193 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:13,709 -Yes. 194 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,917 I have Brazillian origins 195 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,792 on my father's side. - Brazillian? Bullshit. 196 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,768 -I will put out that fire of yours. 197 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,709 - If you don't, I will call the fire department, 198 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:26,084 *but not to buy a calendar. 199 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,084 -Hello? 200 00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:35,584 -You're sick! 201 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,375 It's okay, 202 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:37,875 I'm in control. - What? 203 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,084 You control nothing. 204 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,500 You're crazy! Crazy! 205 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:43,084 -We will make 206 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,667 a great team. 207 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:49,000 - Don't try too hard, I must focus on RAID 208 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,709 so I won't be staying in Marseille for long 209 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:54,417 -You think? 210 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,042 -Bus lane! 211 00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:05,667 I'll do it. 212 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:06,834 -I'll go. 213 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,292 -Finish the sandwich. 214 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,000 Local police! 215 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,209 Stop the car. 216 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,000 -What's he doing? 217 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,167 -Stop the car! 218 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,667 -He's going to 219 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:18,917 arrest me if I do. 220 00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:20,084 -Is he gonna run me over? 221 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:22,417 Oh! 222 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:26,542 - Oh! 223 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:27,875 Son of a bitch! 224 00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:29,709 - Oh... 225 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,875 -You imbecile! You hit a cop! 226 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,209 -He stood on the road! 227 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,375 -Honey! 228 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,459 My petite cat, are you okay? 229 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:41,167 No! Why me?! - I'm okay, I'm okay. 230 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,167 I'm okay. 231 00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:45,709 - They won't stop just because you yell "police". 232 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,125 -I'm gonna get them. 233 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:48,625 I will catch them. 234 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:52,584 You don't have to come, you'll slow me down. 235 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:59,667 Fasten your seatbelt! - I'm so excited! 236 00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:01,584 -Are you coming? 237 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:05,917 - I'll stay here, in case he comes back. 238 00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:09,334 -Let's go! 239 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,500 -For once it wasn't me. 240 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,792 - He looks angry like he wants more. - You surprise me. 241 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,750 You're mad! - It's 2018, 242 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:30,959 they throw themselves in front of cars to stop us! Is that normal? 243 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,125 -What an idiot! 244 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:33,692 - Excuse me? - I'm not feeling good. 245 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,667 - Let me concentrate, 246 00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:37,292 OK? 247 00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:38,834 She's not accelerating. 248 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:44,500 - OH! 249 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,375 - Wait. Help me. 250 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:49,792 -They're on two wheels. 251 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,709 -You must put some counterbalance. 252 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,834 - Okay. - Let's go! Let's go! 253 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,042 - I don't want to! 254 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:56,792 - Like that. - No! 255 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,500 - Come on. 256 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,625 -We'll flip. 257 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,792 - The car is on its' side! - Who the hell is that? 258 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,292 - Make counterbalance. 259 00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:08,417 One, two, three. 260 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,667 Come on, stay in your corner. - Okay. 261 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,167 -There they are. 262 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,959 - I'm sick. - What do you mean. 263 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,667 - I'm going to throw up! 264 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,250 - Do not vomit in my car. 265 00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:22,875 - I'm going to throw up. - You want to puke? 266 00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:28,334 -It's raining behind us. 267 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,042 - Oh no! 268 00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:30,209 I'm not fine... 269 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,694 - Are you okay? - This is too much. 270 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:34,167 - Are you better? - Rigole, you're an idiot. 271 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,542 -He did it on purpose. 272 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,334 I'm not feeling good. 273 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,334 -Oh no! 274 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,334 Not here. - I have heart problems. 275 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,042 I'm not feeling good. 276 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,250 I'm gonna vomit. - Don't. 277 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,709 - Still there? Let's see how well you know Marseille. 278 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,125 - Sandrine! 279 00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,292 -Look ahead! 280 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:03,584 -Enjoy your bath! 281 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,334 Look! 282 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,542 They have cakes! 283 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,750 Go, pull yourself up. 284 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,209 - Push Sylvain! 285 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,292 Push my ass! 286 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,375 - You're a bit late. 287 00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,417 - Welcome to Marseille. 288 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,000 - Ho ho ho! 289 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:32,959 - What are you doing, local police? 290 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,375 Who are you? 291 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,750 You're in our district. 292 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,000 - He doesn't know Marseille. - Let go. 293 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,000 - We know who you are, Mr Super Cop from Paris 294 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,167 -Listen, 295 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:46,667 you're in Marseille now, you take care of your bussiness and only that. 296 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,250 Understood? 297 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:49,542 - Ho! 298 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,500 - It's okay. - I'll kill him! 299 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,417 - Calm down. - I'm telling you. 300 00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:55,334 - We won't bother you anymore. - No. 301 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,000 - It's okay! - How's my little cat? 302 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,084 - I told him. - What do you mean it's okay? 303 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,417 - Are you okay? - Sandrine! 304 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,000 - OK. 305 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,500 It's okay, I'll surprise you. 306 00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:17,792 Oh no, my bag! God, really? 307 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,709 Is anyone there? Oh, fuck! 308 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:57,875 Honey! 309 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,584 Come on. 310 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,042 Sugar? 311 00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:08,875 I'm at the gate, surprise! *-I'll open it. 312 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,542 - No, do not open. 313 00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,709 Hello? 314 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,417 Ah, here it is! What a great... Great day. 315 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:21,834 Do you want to dream? 316 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:22,750 - Yes. 317 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,209 - You got it. 318 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,667 - Can we put Beethoven on? 319 00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:29,334 - What? 320 00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:32,500 We will not put a movie about dogs on. 321 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,459 It sucks. We'll manage 322 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,792 with music. - OK. 323 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:48,500 'k 324 00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,000 -I feel like 325 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,417 I'm being watched. - It's my father. 326 00:17:58,584 --> 00:17:59,834 He had it painted 327 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,084 by a great artist. - Okay. 328 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:04,584 And the statue? 329 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,625 - Dad. 330 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:06,792 - It's dad. 331 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:08,667 - Beautiful, huh? 332 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:12,125 - es, yes... It is massive. 333 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,292 - Yes. 334 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,292 - Let's do this. 335 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:07,125 -Fire. 336 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,042 - What? 337 00:19:08,209 --> 00:19:09,542 - There! - Move! 338 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:10,959 - I'm not a firefighter. 339 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,459 - Put it out. - Oh. 340 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,250 -No, it's perfumes. 341 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,334 Save my father's painting! 342 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,209 -I'm trying. 343 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,250 -It's hot. 344 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,500 Untie me! Right now! 345 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:35,750 Watch out! 346 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,834 The chandelier will fall! Eddy, untie me! 347 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,750 - Hello! 348 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,917 What the fuck is going on in here? 349 00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:53,417 -It's not what you think. 350 00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:54,375 - Your father 351 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,542 has the voice of that 352 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,917 "it's only a game" EA Sports guy. 353 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 You look better in real life. 354 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,167 Elegant... 355 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,375 - General alert! 356 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,209 Oh this feels so good. It's been so long. 357 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,459 I feel so good! 358 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,000 Out of the retirement home 359 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,750 and married to the force, all in 50 minutes! 360 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:35,375 What I need now is the terrain. Right, Bichon? 361 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,584 - Yes. - The terrain. 362 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,417 Attention, times are more than serious. 363 00:20:39,584 --> 00:20:42,250 We have a severe problem. 364 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,851 More serious than the Boches more serious than the Santa Claus, 365 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,310 more serious than the Chows, and more serious than the Belgians. 366 00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,459 It's much more serious. 367 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,417 What is it? 368 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,542 - Black people. 369 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,709 - No. 370 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 - I know. 371 00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:56,167 The muslims. 372 00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:57,334 - No! 373 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,375 - Gypsies. - No! 374 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:00,709 My God... 375 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,709 The ri-ri... The ri-ri... 376 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:04,959 - The rillettes. 377 00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:06,667 - That's a contravention. 378 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:07,834 - No. - Yes. 379 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:09,542 - Don't play games with me. 380 00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:10,542 Don't exaggerate. 381 00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:11,250 The guidos! 382 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,000 Now you understand? - Ah. 383 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:16,292 -Yes! It's a gang of robbers, 384 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:19,625 they did five jewelry stores in one month. 385 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:22,875 They struck again this morning. - Bichon, the device. 386 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,042 We have 387 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,667 5 days to catch them before 388 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,959 Marseille becomes the centre of the world 389 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,834 thanks to the diamond exhibition at MUCEM 390 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,834 i tutti Chianti! 391 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,875 Don't make fools out of yourselves. 392 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:40,084 Start poking around and looking for eyewitnesses 393 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,459 who heard something. 394 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:44,667 Did you get it? 395 00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:47,584 One more thing, 396 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,375 our statistics are not very good, 397 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,084 right? 398 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,292 We can't let the national police 399 00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:57,334 get them before us. For the Mumu 400 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,334 of Marseille. 401 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,709 Did I make myself clear? 402 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,667 -YES CHIEF. 403 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,000 - I called 404 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:04,959 the operation "Vaffanculo". 405 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,917 - Sir Do you speak Italian? 406 00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:12,459 - No, why? 407 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:15,125 - You must change the name. - Yes. 408 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,792 - No, I like this one. 409 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:18,709 Vaffanculo... 410 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:19,875 I will find... 411 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:20,667 One second... 412 00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:22,209 Vaffanculo... Ah! 413 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,625 Found it. 414 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:27,292 I name this operation, the oparation... 415 00:22:28,292 --> 00:22:29,334 Mafia! 416 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,500 - Sir, Mr. Mayor, 417 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,042 we're not equipped well enough. 418 00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:33,084 - Huh? 419 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,290 - There are too few of us. 420 00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:37,292 - Charles Martel was all alone when he faced the Arabs, 421 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:38,792 he was alone! 422 00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:40,125 We're not worse. 423 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,875 And we have a super cop. Where is the super cop? 424 00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:46,500 - I'm here, Mr. Mayor. - Quentin! 425 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,042 - Sylvain. - Miro? 426 00:22:48,209 --> 00:22:49,917 - Marot, but okay.. 427 00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:50,875 - Come here Montez. 428 00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,084 -Ah yes? 429 00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,042 Marin will be 430 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,167 the chief. 431 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,500 He will use his experience to serve 432 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,417 Marseille, right Marteau? 433 00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:04,250 - Yes, but I'm only passing through here, 434 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,625 because I intend to join RAID. 435 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:10,750 - If you want to get out of here, 436 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:13,042 we'll have to nail this mission. 437 00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:13,834 - Ah yes? 438 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 - Eh yes. 439 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:16,334 Good, 440 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,625 synchronize your watches. 441 00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:19,959 What time is it? - 14 hours 12. 442 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:21,125 -12 hours 05. 443 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:22,167 "Arrivedercho". 444 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:22,959 'Avanti?' 445 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,625 - Good evening. 446 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,459 - Ah. - I see you made yourself 447 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:52,625 at home. 448 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:57,792 - The faster we catch the Italians, the faster I'll go home. 449 00:23:57,959 --> 00:24:00,750 - I understand. Yes... 450 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,625 Did you find anything? 451 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:05,375 - A Ferrari with a turning point nothing can match. 452 00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:09,500 And a huge engine. Ferrari California, 458... 453 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,375 It'll be hard to catch it with a Dacia. 454 00:24:12,542 --> 00:24:13,084 - Oh? 455 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,250 You think? 456 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:21,875 I'm sure it would have been different with Daniel and Emilien. 457 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:23,834 - With whom? 458 00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:26,750 - Daniel and Émilien. - Who's that? 459 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:29,709 - You haven't heard about Daniel and Emilien? 460 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:30,875 - No, sorry. 461 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,042 - They're famous even in Paris. 462 00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:35,834 Uh... The Mercedes gang. 463 00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:37,292 You know. 464 00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:39,917 You mean the roberries 465 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:41,792 in late 90's? - Yes. 466 00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:44,250 Daniel and Emilien arrested them. 467 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,417 Really! 468 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:49,042 Same with the... Ah! You know... 469 00:24:49,209 --> 00:24:51,000 The Japanese. Same story. 470 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:51,875 And... 471 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,667 and then the Santas and the Belgians. 472 00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:56,875 Daniel and Emilien. Emilien was a great cop. 473 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:58,084 I was there! 474 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,250 I had trouble following them. - Well, then. 475 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,917 - And Daniel. Daniel, what a driver. 476 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,125 In his 477 00:25:04,292 --> 00:25:06,709 beautiful, white taxi. 478 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:13,834 We didn't even see him when he drove by. He had a fake number plate 479 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,167 that came out 480 00:25:15,334 --> 00:25:16,959 with a press of a button. 481 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:17,834 And then, 482 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,792 the taxi rose from the ground. 483 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:22,709 Like a transformer. 484 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,584 New number plate... 485 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:31,750 Boom. 486 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:32,875 Let's go Olympique! 487 00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:36,375 It was THE taxi! When he put the 488 00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:38,250 pedal to the metal... 489 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:41,209 Huh? - I get it. 490 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,459 - You don't understand. 491 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,834 He burned all our radars. They'd fall down 492 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,417 as he passed. 493 00:25:47,584 --> 00:25:52,292 He raced a TGV. He flew from the sky. 494 00:25:52,459 --> 00:25:53,459 You know how? 495 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:56,125 A plane. 496 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:59,792 The were parachuted from a military plane 497 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,500 by Daniel's father-in-law. 498 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,084 And in the air, 499 00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:05,042 the taxi would just float. 500 00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:07,209 I swear! I'm telling you. 501 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:08,167 The taxi had wings. 502 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,250 - Wings? 503 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:11,834 - Wings. - No. 504 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,209 - I swear 505 00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:14,375 on Gfiœm 506 00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:15,209 - Listen! 507 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,375 - I'm sorry. 508 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,917 - Where is this taxi? 509 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:25,334 - Emillian is no longer a policeman and Daniel lives in Miami, 510 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,000 so I don't know. 511 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:32,084 Maybe we should ask Daniel's nephew. 512 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,667 He has a nephew, from the marriage, 513 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,792 he's a little weird. 514 00:26:36,959 --> 00:26:40,125 - Right now, I'm only interested in the Taxi. 515 00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:43,334 -Well, yeah. We must find the taxi. 516 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,875 - And with this taxi, I'll catch the Italians. 517 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:48,542 - Italians, Scots, everybody. 518 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,959 And it's really true? 519 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,834 - The taxi? - Yes. 520 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,584 - But I think that "Daniel and Emilien" is old fashioned. 521 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:02,959 It's like Starsky and Hutch, Ball and Bill, Olive and Tom. 522 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,459 We're done with that. 523 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:07,250 Because now it's going to be 524 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,584 Marot and Tresor. - Sounds good. 525 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,667 I wouldn't have though of it myself. 526 00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:12,834 But I usually work alone. 527 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 - You're not alone anymore. I'm here for you. 528 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:20,084 You're here for me, huh? - Thank you for being there for me. 529 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:20,875 - You're welcome. 530 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:23,459 - It would have been hard without you. - That's obvious. 531 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,459 And now there are two of us. 532 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,500 - Yes. - We're stronger. 533 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,042 Nothing can stop us. 534 00:27:29,209 --> 00:27:30,209 - Nothing at all. 535 00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:31,584 What can stop us? - Nothing! 536 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,500 - It's nothing, really. I'll be back on my feet by tomorrow. 537 00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:43,625 We'll start investigating. 538 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,125 - Yes. - Alain and Sylvain, 539 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:46,500 like 2 fingers of a hand. 540 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,584 - Eh, yes. 541 00:27:51,292 --> 00:27:52,375 Get some rest. 542 00:27:53,042 --> 00:27:54,042 - It hurts. 543 00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:58,000 How are you? 544 00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:00,584 We know who ran you over. 545 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:03,750 - It's Daniel's nephew. 546 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,000 - OK, do you have 547 00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:10,792 his name? - EDDY MAKLOUF. 548 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,500 - A homonym. 549 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:17,167 - Yeah. - Do they live at the same adress? 550 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,125 - That'd be pretty cool. 551 00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:21,417 - You're so supid, 552 00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:25,459 it's the same person! - I like it when you talk dirty. 553 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:26,875 - Go away. 554 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,500 See you. 555 00:28:41,709 --> 00:28:43,709 - ONE, TWO, THREE! 556 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:46,167 - Stop, please. 557 00:28:46,334 --> 00:28:47,584 - It's armored. 558 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,417 - No, it's wood... - Chief, 559 00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:50,292 I'll do it. 560 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:51,125 - No! 561 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:52,292 Sandrine! 562 00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:54,500 - Mother of God. 563 00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:58,125 - Police. - You stupid cops, 564 00:28:58,292 --> 00:29:00,500 you could knock, it was open. 565 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:06,875 It burns. 566 00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:08,459 It stings! 567 00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:09,750 - Monsieur, 568 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:10,917 why did you do that? 569 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,209 -He was agressive. 570 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,042 -Ouch! It burns! 571 00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:15,250 It stings! 572 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,709 Sir, I'm sorry. 573 00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:27,500 - Refusing to comply, speeding, 574 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,584 I'll skip intentionally trying to kill a policeman. 575 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:31,875 I'm not feeling good. 576 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:33,084 -Neither do I. 577 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,167 - I'm burning down. - Ah? 578 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,834 - And my girlfriend dumped me. 579 00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:42,084 - It's okay, you'll get some rest at Les Baumettes. 580 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:43,625 Yes. 581 00:29:49,084 --> 00:29:50,084 - I have a deal. 582 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:57,459 You find the taxi for me and I'll forget everything. 583 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:02,042 Not bad, is it? - Yes... But I can't. 584 00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:03,209 The taxi, 585 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:06,209 we sent it to... a village. 586 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,834 - A village? - It had 200,000 on the counter, 587 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,750 we sent it to my uncle. 588 00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:16,250 Can I offer you a deal too? 589 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:19,000 - While we're on the subject. 590 00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:24,167 - If we find what you're looking for, we could team up. 591 00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:27,959 Like in Bad Boys, you'll be Will Smith and I'll be Martin Lawrence. 592 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,209 - We will not team up, no. - No? 593 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,750 - No. - Pity. 594 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,000 I could find these Italians. 595 00:30:38,459 --> 00:30:39,209 - What? 596 00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:43,417 - I know everyone here, I could help you. 597 00:30:43,584 --> 00:30:45,917 I drive an Uber. 598 00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:49,584 But apparently, you don't need help. 599 00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:55,750 I mean no disrespect, but 600 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,667 your team, isn't it a little... COTOREP? 601 00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:02,667 - Not at all. 602 00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:03,875 - Not at all? 603 00:31:04,042 --> 00:31:05,667 - They're dynamic. 604 00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:06,500 - Okay. 605 00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,584 -And nothing gets away from them. 606 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,167 - They are... - Yes? 607 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,375 - Good morning, chief. 608 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:15,334 - Ménard. - Thanks to that photo 609 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,250 from Sandrine, 610 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,959 I was able to draw an identikit. 611 00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:19,959 Eddy Maklouf. 612 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,042 The worst Uber driver 613 00:31:22,209 --> 00:31:23,209 in Marseille. 614 00:31:23,292 --> 00:31:24,375 -Identical... 615 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,084 - Good morning. 616 00:31:26,209 --> 00:31:27,209 - Morning. 617 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,334 -Nothing gets away from me. 618 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,959 Let's go! 619 00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:41,000 I'm okay, let's go. We'll catch him! 620 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:44,250 Get the guns and nunchakus. 621 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:45,542 Go with me! 622 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,709 -What's that? 623 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,792 -Madamme Minister! Long time no see! 624 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:02,959 Oh, oh! 625 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,500 I'm sorry I'm late. 626 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,292 Now, let's take a picture! 627 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:10,250 Why are we laughing, I have a speech to give. 628 00:32:13,709 --> 00:32:15,167 As you all know, 629 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:17,500 our main concern 630 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,084 is ecology! 631 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:23,209 So I'm proud to present the ultimate weapon 632 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,584 in our fight against dogs' excrement. 633 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:30,834 The KK 634 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:31,917 2000! 635 00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:35,125 OH! 636 00:32:35,917 --> 00:32:36,917 - Play, 637 00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:38,167 you idiots! 638 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,375 Yes! 639 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,084 This mess is no longer acceptable, 640 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,584 we will clean Marseillians... Marseille. 641 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:47,917 Using the KK 2000. 642 00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:50,542 This vehicle is capabable of sucking in 643 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:52,000 35,000 dog poops per day, 644 00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:54,417 and per night! 645 00:32:54,584 --> 00:32:55,584 Everything gets 646 00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:56,375 collected, 647 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,334 crushed, compacted 648 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,709 and finished... 649 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,542 It's wonderful. 650 00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:04,500 - Excuse me, how do you 651 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:05,375 empty it? 652 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,167 - It's simple, 653 00:33:07,334 --> 00:33:09,000 we press and puff! 654 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:11,750 Hey! 655 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,125 Get kleenex 656 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,042 for Madamme Minister! 657 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,459 Don't move because... 658 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,084 It oozes. 659 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,375 - Honey, it's me. 660 00:33:25,542 --> 00:33:29,167 Why won't you call me back. I've called so many times. 661 00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:32,959 It's your bear, please call me back. 662 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:35,917 I'm worried about... I'm worried, what... 663 00:33:36,084 --> 00:33:38,459 My phone's ringing, maybe it's you. 664 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:42,959 What, Hamid? 665 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,125 Yes, we're getting the car. - Number. 666 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:49,334 - What's the number of the container? - 668. 667 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:51,334 *-And I want Laughing Cow. 668 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,625 - It's this one. 669 00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:56,459 - How am I supposed to add laughing cow for you now. 670 00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:58,000 *-And Honey Pops. 671 00:33:58,167 --> 00:34:01,084 Yes, I sent you Honey Pops, the real ones. 672 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,250 *-I didn't get them. 673 00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,625 Well, it's coming down, I have to go. 674 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:08,542 I can sent you a Vitale card too if you want, bye. 675 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 He's drunk. 676 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,042 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 677 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,250 - The famous taxi. 678 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:31,459 So it was all true? - Yeah. 679 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:36,000 You take me for a liar. My uncle, he's a legend. 680 00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:41,292 What's this pedal for? That's the brake... 681 00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:45,125 - Wipe the windshield already. - Okay. 682 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,917 - These are turn signals. - I know. 683 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:50,500 Here we go. 684 00:34:51,084 --> 00:34:53,417 -Are you sure you can drive it? 685 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,250 What? 686 00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:03,375 -You know who I am? 687 00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:09,084 I'm Eddy Maklouf, nephew of Daniel, a living legend. 688 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:13,500 Driving's in the genes, so yes, I can drive it. 689 00:35:15,334 --> 00:35:17,542 - Let's go! - No "let's go", okay? 690 00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:21,417 You... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that from you. 691 00:35:22,209 --> 00:35:23,709 OK, here we go. 692 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:31,042 I love this sound. Hang on, it's got a kick. 693 00:35:37,292 --> 00:35:38,292 - You chocked it. 694 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:39,042 - No! 695 00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:40,042 - Yes, you did! 696 00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:43,709 - It's the centrifugal force propelling us. - Have the genes skipped a generation? 697 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:49,334 - You're stressing me out, I can't concentrate. 698 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,500 - Do you have a licence? 699 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:51,459 - What? 700 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:52,625 - Driver's licence. 701 00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:54,917 - Yes, I have my automatic licence. 702 00:35:55,084 --> 00:35:57,125 - What licence? - What? 703 00:35:57,292 --> 00:35:59,417 - My automatic licence. 704 00:35:59,584 --> 00:36:01,084 - Oh, okay. - Here. 705 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:04,334 It's manual, I don't know how to drive manual. 706 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,750 What's the pedal on the left for? - Clutch. 707 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,042 - Yes. - You don't know how to drive. 708 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:11,875 - Yes, I do. 709 00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:13,334 - No, you don't 710 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,500 Mr Mayor? *-It's Gibert. 711 00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:17,250 The calzone is coming out of the oven. 712 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:19,417 *I repeat. 713 00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:21,792 The calzone is coming out of the oven. 714 00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:23,834 - I'm sorry, but you're not being clear enough. 715 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,042 - The guidos are attacking. 716 00:36:26,209 --> 00:36:28,917 General alert! 518 rue de Paradis, 717 00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:30,459 *is that clear? 718 00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:31,667 Avanti Tonio! 719 00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:35,500 - It smells like a trap. *-With Gibert on the spot, 720 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,375 it smells like a trap? 721 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:38,542 *Follow your orders! 722 00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:39,834 - What? 723 00:36:40,584 --> 00:36:41,584 - Move. 724 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:42,959 -I just don't know this car. 725 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,875 Let me do 2 or 3 rounds and I'll get used to it. 726 00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:47,459 - I'm not a driving instructor. 727 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,250 - Just 2 or 3 slaloms. 728 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:21,250 - Do we have any music? 729 00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:25,375 - Yes, there's this CD. 730 00:37:36,834 --> 00:37:37,625 -Let's go! 731 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,125 -General alert! 732 00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:54,209 Oh! Ohlala! 733 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:55,167 Idiots. 734 00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:56,375 Idiots! 735 00:37:56,959 --> 00:37:58,209 It's always the same. 736 00:37:58,375 --> 00:37:59,792 How stupid are you! 737 00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:02,875 We're wasting time. The remaining two, 738 00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:04,250 you and you, 739 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:05,417 hurry up! 740 00:38:11,042 --> 00:38:14,334 - Don't you want to rest? - No. 741 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,780 - The sea air would do you good. 742 00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:17,197 - The Paris air will do me good. 743 00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:18,709 - You're right. 744 00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:20,334 Oh yes, it will! 745 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:22,375 - The airport, 746 00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:23,834 quickly. - Yes. 747 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:25,792 * "Tchikita" 748 00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:28,584 - Tchiki tchikita, tchiki tchikita 749 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:32,167 Tchikita Elle a le regard qui tue, Tchikita 750 00:38:32,334 --> 00:38:34,209 Cheveux longs comme Nikita 751 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,834 Si elle me quitte pas 752 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,334 Je la quitte pas, Tchikita Elle a le regard qui tue 753 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,500 Tchikita, cheveux longs comme Nikita 754 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:43,417 - Excuse me... 755 00:38:43,584 --> 00:38:47,917 - Leave me alone! Don't you see you're interrupting me? 756 00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:51,875 I was in the middle of the song, why won't you let me finish? 757 00:38:52,584 --> 00:38:53,584 I was in the spirit: 758 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,209 these words, 759 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,792 they're full of inspiration, and pain. - I'm sorry. 760 00:38:57,959 --> 00:39:00,125 - It's sad. - I didn't think so. 761 00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:02,709 - Good thing you're not the thinker here, 762 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,584 that'd be a disaster. 763 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:08,375 Just listen, don't comment. - Okay. 764 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:12,792 - Even THAT was too much. We're on a mission. 765 00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,667 I don't want to hear about 766 00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:19,834 the fly and the dragonfly that engulfed it. 767 00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:22,084 Let's stay focused. 768 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,000 -Go, point at him 769 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:27,459 and bring back the Hummer. Don't you trust me? 770 00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:29,000 You're scared. 771 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,917 Have I ever put you in trouble? 772 00:39:31,084 --> 00:39:34,084 Have I ever? - I just spent two months in prison. 773 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:37,875 - You came out with pecs and an album. - Yeah. 774 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,042 Apart from that? 775 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:42,209 - Apart from that, the villa, there were 12 pitbulls there, 776 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,834 they bit me in the ass. 777 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,417 That's okay. It happens. 778 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,792 Do you trust me? 779 00:39:49,709 --> 00:39:50,709 - No. 780 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,292 - Do you trust me? - No. 781 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:53,459 - Do you trust me? 782 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:54,750 - Yes. 783 00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:57,500 - Then go point at him and bring me the 4X4. 784 00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:00,334 Go ahead, man. 785 00:40:02,584 --> 00:40:04,625 -Not now, brother, not... 786 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 -Everyone is in the camp, 787 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,205 the sheep are well guarded. 788 00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:17,584 Get out you old woman, get out now! 789 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,250 I'll shoot the tyre, 790 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,334 I'll smoke you out. - Is he a friend of yours? 791 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,042 - No, I think he wants to jack the car. 792 00:40:25,209 --> 00:40:27,667 - Yes! I'll play dirty with him! 793 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,792 They wouldn't blow anyway. 794 00:40:48,792 --> 00:40:51,042 - It's a fucking robbery! 795 00:40:51,209 --> 00:40:52,042 Hands up! 796 00:40:52,209 --> 00:40:53,500 Put the jewels in. 797 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,084 Don't move, asshole! 798 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:00,750 - Are you okay? - Yes, yes. 799 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,625 One question. - What? 800 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:05,584 - What unit are you from? Cops don't drive 801 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:06,750 like this. 802 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,667 - This is not 803 00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:19,625 the right way! 804 00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:20,875 - I don't do anything 805 00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:22,334 but follow the police. 806 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:25,917 - It's okay. 807 00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:27,375 Tell him. 808 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:32,834 - Hello? 809 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,084 - We're arriving. 810 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,250 - We're ready. 811 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:38,584 - As soon as they get out with the loot, we'll hit them 812 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,167 and then, it'll be over. 813 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,209 The Fallen Woman. 814 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,625 Hurry up! Give me the money! 815 00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:46,709 - They're wriggling. 816 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:50,875 - Mafia! 817 00:42:06,334 --> 00:42:07,334 - And here we go. 818 00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:19,125 - It hurts! 819 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:29,625 - I'll die if 820 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:30,792 you break now. 821 00:42:33,959 --> 00:42:34,709 - Oh! 822 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:35,542 How many are there? 823 00:42:37,459 --> 00:42:38,584 -There's a 50 kmph limit. 824 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:39,750 -Stay calm, 825 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:40,750 it'll go faster. 826 00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:41,917 - I'm calm. 827 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:42,667 Calm! 828 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:49,500 - Ouhlà! - Where are all the cars coming from? 829 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,834 We're slower 830 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,375 on straights. 831 00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:55,250 - Then take a left. 832 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:56,417 - Where? - Here! 833 00:43:08,959 --> 00:43:09,709 - Take a right. 834 00:43:15,209 --> 00:43:15,959 - We're gonna kill 835 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:16,875 someone. 836 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:17,875 -Don't worry 837 00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:19,084 I got it. 838 00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:27,250 - Leavem me alone! - Sorry. 839 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:31,917 - Eddy? 840 00:43:33,167 --> 00:43:34,292 I'll handle it. 841 00:43:36,042 --> 00:43:39,375 Eddy's coming, get off the road. 842 00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:44,875 - It's the oldest district of Marseille. 843 00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:46,292 Well, you don't care. 844 00:43:52,709 --> 00:43:53,417 - My God. 845 00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:56,625 That's ugly. 846 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:03,334 *Eddy! 847 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:06,125 A yellow Ferrari is at the Old Port, 848 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:07,750 *are you interested? - Thank you. 849 00:44:07,917 --> 00:44:08,750 They're 850 00:44:08,917 --> 00:44:10,209 at the Old Port - Where? 851 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:11,667 - There, take the small road. 852 00:44:11,834 --> 00:44:13,500 - We don't have enough time. 853 00:44:15,459 --> 00:44:16,459 - What are you doing? 854 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:17,417 - It's a shortcut. 855 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:19,875 - Over there? 856 00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:21,334 - Hang in there. 857 00:44:32,459 --> 00:44:33,209 'Olé! 858 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,709 - That's not good. - It's over. 859 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,500 - Oh, stop! 860 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:54,792 We'll crash! 861 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:04,959 Ciao, ciao! 862 00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:17,250 - Oh, we're okay. 863 00:45:17,417 --> 00:45:18,459 - We had them. 864 00:45:18,834 --> 00:45:19,917 We're gonna be scapegoats. 865 00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:24,125 - You dramatize everything, everyone will have forgotten by tomorrow. 866 00:45:28,209 --> 00:45:29,459 Yeah, okay. 867 00:45:30,334 --> 00:45:31,625 Yes, I was there. - Yeah. 868 00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:34,375 Everytime, there is something happening 869 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:37,250 The minister, an accident on the Prado, 870 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,417 A pileup. Do they have a mole 871 00:45:39,584 --> 00:45:40,959 in national police? 872 00:45:43,334 --> 00:45:44,374 - What are we going to do? 873 00:45:44,417 --> 00:45:48,042 - Tune-up the taxi. I'm not getting humiliatied again. 874 00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:51,334 - I know the best garage in the whole Marseille. 875 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,042 - Oh yeah? 876 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,375 - Have confidence. 877 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000 - Let's go. 878 00:45:57,375 --> 00:46:00,417 - Michel, warm up, you're getting subbed on! 879 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,084 - It's here? 880 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,959 Seriously? - It's family. 881 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,500 - Your sister? 882 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,709 - Yeah. 883 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:33,500 - Were you adopted or what? - No, why? 884 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:34,709 - You're not similiar. 885 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,000 - Hello. 886 00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,250 - Hello. 887 00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,000 - If YOU drove it, Uncle will kill you. 888 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:52,709 - She only cares about the car. - She knows what she wants. 889 00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:55,292 - But... Whatever... 890 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:02,250 - You could 891 00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:04,542 tune it up and I could 892 00:47:04,709 --> 00:47:06,584 invite you for a ride. 893 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:12,875 - That may work in Paris, but it doesn't work here in Marseille. 894 00:47:13,042 --> 00:47:15,167 You'll have to be more original 895 00:47:15,334 --> 00:47:16,542 to have a drink with me. 896 00:47:18,584 --> 00:47:21,459 I'll take care of it. It'll be faster tomorrow. 897 00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:25,125 - And... 898 00:47:30,334 --> 00:47:33,834 Do you like dolphins? - Yeah. 899 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000 - Me too... 900 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,084 - It's players who play 901 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,292 not the coach! 902 00:47:43,459 --> 00:47:46,625 If my employees don't do what I want 903 00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:48,167 they're out. 904 00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:52,459 - She doesn't answer me anymore. I don't know what emoji I should send her. 905 00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,084 Either that emoji like 906 00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:56,584 "it doesn't matter", you know? 907 00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:59,500 The one who's like that. Or the angry emoji. 908 00:47:59,667 --> 00:48:01,125 The one with the mouth. 909 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:02,792 "You left me". 910 00:48:02,959 --> 00:48:05,584 Too bad there isn't an Algerian emoji, 911 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,042 something like that. 912 00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:11,584 You'd have the same one 913 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:15,042 for girls blow-drying. What do you think? 914 00:48:15,209 --> 00:48:16,709 - Are you asking me? 915 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:17,542 - Yes. 916 00:48:17,709 --> 00:48:20,500 - You've been talking about her for 2 hours. 917 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:23,042 Im going crazy, Rene! 918 00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:25,125 - Are you? - Give me some ice cubes. 919 00:48:25,292 --> 00:48:26,417 -2 minutes, I'll come. 920 00:48:27,959 --> 00:48:29,459 - Sylvain, this is Baba, 921 00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:30,709 my best friend. 922 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,042 Or so I though. - Are you serious? 923 00:48:33,209 --> 00:48:34,209 - Yes. 924 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:38,417 - It's your turn, I can't do this anymore. Good luck. 925 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:40,917 - Bye Baba, thanks. 926 00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:44,542 Thanks, brother. - You're repelling all your friends. 927 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,375 Is this the Uber headquarters? 928 00:48:50,292 --> 00:48:51,292 What? 929 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,875 - It's my girlfriend. Ex-girlfriend. 930 00:48:54,375 --> 00:48:55,500 I wanted to see her, 931 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,125 but she has a show. 932 00:48:58,417 --> 00:48:59,834 She's too beautiful for me. 933 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,500 Usually women I meet are crazy. 934 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:08,292 - Seems like it. Does your sister often... - And then, for once, 935 00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:12,875 I meet a pretty, intelligent woman, who's interested in me and what do I do? 936 00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:16,584 I go to Rene to talk about a stupid match. - That is stupid. 937 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:17,950 Your sister... - That's stupid? 938 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,667 That's how you're going to cheer me up? - It's an expression. 939 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:22,914 So is your sister coming... 940 00:49:22,959 --> 00:49:24,792 - And what about the Italians? 941 00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:31,167 - We must find them. 942 00:49:31,334 --> 00:49:32,667 Any suggestions? 943 00:49:35,542 --> 00:49:38,334 - The only Italian I know is Rachid. 944 00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:43,000 - Were his mother and father, or... 945 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:46,209 Is he Italian? - His parents came on a ship from Italy 946 00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:48,667 but he's not Italian, he's... 947 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:53,334 - Okay. - But here, he's Italian. 948 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,709 Over there, he's from here. 949 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:57,292 I don't know if you... - Yes, it's... 950 00:49:57,459 --> 00:49:59,792 Rachid, he's not Italian. - No. 951 00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:02,375 He has an Italian jersey, 952 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:04,000 Del Piero's, but... 953 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:18,959 - Rachid! 954 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,375 - Senorita. - Rachid. 955 00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:26,500 He's great. 956 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:30,709 - How many times have I told you not to call me Rachid? 957 00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:34,834 What do you see on the tables? Lamb, stew? 958 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,417 No, it's pizza! 959 00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:38,834 My name is Ricardo, damn it. 960 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,625 Who's this? - Huh? 961 00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:45,584 - Who's this? - Ra... Ricardo, this is my friend Sylvain, 962 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:48,334 he's a cop. - Oh! 963 00:50:52,834 --> 00:50:56,084 She told everyone she was of age, it wasn't just me. 964 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:59,542 - No, no, it's not about that. - She's 40 years old. 965 00:50:59,709 --> 00:51:01,250 - That's not it, hush. 966 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,834 No, no. - OK, I get it, I get it. 967 00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:07,000 Got it. 968 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:09,250 I know why you're here. - No. 969 00:51:09,417 --> 00:51:11,000 - Yes, I know, I know. 970 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:12,209 OK... 971 00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:13,667 Come with me. 972 00:51:14,292 --> 00:51:15,125 - No! 973 00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:16,792 It's not about that. 974 00:51:19,959 --> 00:51:22,125 - Place your bets. Break the bank. 975 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:23,750 - Interesting. 976 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,792 - We didn't come here for that. 977 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:29,584 -14. Unbelievable. 978 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,334 - Then what for? - Not for that. 979 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,500 - Oh, fuck... 980 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:37,875 Here you go. 981 00:51:39,209 --> 00:51:40,375 I don't have to tell you 982 00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:42,125 that this is my collection? 983 00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:45,584 - That's crazy, it's Iraq in here. 984 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:51,042 - Tell me what you know about the Italians. 985 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:54,542 - What Italians are you talking about? 986 00:51:54,709 --> 00:51:56,500 Eddy, put that down, now! 987 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:57,917 - OK, sorry. 988 00:51:58,542 --> 00:51:59,875 - The robbers, 989 00:52:00,042 --> 00:52:02,459 have you seen them? - It'll backfire on me, 990 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,250 so I saw nobody. 991 00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:05,667 - Can I shoot? 992 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:06,834 - Don't touch that! 993 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,792 It's not a toy! - OK! 994 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:09,959 Okay. 995 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:14,542 - What if I were to invite cops here? - Oh! 996 00:52:14,709 --> 00:52:17,167 - Have you seen them? - They came to eat. 997 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:18,334 Pasta. 998 00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:20,542 - No, the Italians did not come 999 00:52:20,709 --> 00:52:24,875 to your restaurant to eat. You sold them weapons? Am I right? 1000 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:26,875 - Yes. No. A little. 1001 00:52:27,042 --> 00:52:28,042 - Which ones? 1002 00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:32,000 - Small... passive, harmless weapons. 1003 00:52:32,167 --> 00:52:34,750 Really, very, very, harmless. 1004 00:52:36,542 --> 00:52:38,542 Oh no, here, here, here. 1005 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,084 What's happening? - What's behind? 1006 00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:44,125 - Where? - Behind the wall. 1007 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:51,042 - Waouh! 1008 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:55,834 Do you see that? My neighbour, behind my house... I've never seen this. 1009 00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:57,875 It's for the restaurant. 1010 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,292 - Right. - Yes! 1011 00:52:59,459 --> 00:53:03,959 We need herbs, they're all aromatic. 1012 00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:06,542 Rosemary, thyme, chives. 1013 00:53:06,709 --> 00:53:07,792 - And a little... 1014 00:53:09,292 --> 00:53:10,292 - Weed. 1015 00:53:10,792 --> 00:53:11,917 Wait! 1016 00:53:12,084 --> 00:53:13,709 I only make salads! 1017 00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:18,250 - So the guidos left with weapons? Where to? - No, no, I delivered them. 1018 00:53:18,417 --> 00:53:20,084 - Where? - To The End Of The World. 1019 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:26,042 A circuit in Vauvenargues. - We got them. They're not robbers 1020 00:53:26,209 --> 00:53:27,250 they're drivers. 1021 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:28,417 - So what? 1022 00:53:30,042 --> 00:53:31,584 - I know the drivers. 1023 00:53:33,667 --> 00:53:36,917 -Can he leave my weed where he found it? 1024 00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:39,417 - That's for everyone. - Its mine. 1025 00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,125 - No. - Put it back. 1026 00:53:41,292 --> 00:53:43,584 - It was misplaced. - Give me my basil back. 1027 00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:08,959 - I don't feel good, 1028 00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:10,125 Sylvain. 1029 00:54:10,209 --> 00:54:11,375 - Call your sister. 1030 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:13,125 - Now? - Yes, now! 1031 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,584 - Rocco. 1032 00:54:32,334 --> 00:54:32,959 - Hello? 1033 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:34,917 - I'm the taxi guy. 1034 00:54:35,084 --> 00:54:37,542 *What did you give me? - No, sorry. 1035 00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:39,625 - She hung up? 1036 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,292 - That's her. - I remember now. 1037 00:54:41,459 --> 00:54:42,709 - What? - Call her again. 1038 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:45,459 - Again? 1039 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:46,459 - It's Sylvain, 1040 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:47,750 from local police. 1041 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:51,834 I am on a circuit. I must give two Italians a lesson. 1042 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,834 - OK. Go to set-up, 1043 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,375 *and put it in race mode. 1044 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,000 - No, don't go to any race set-up. No, no. 1045 00:54:58,167 --> 00:54:59,375 - Everything's fine. 1046 00:54:59,542 --> 00:55:00,792 - Increase pressure to 1.3 bars 1047 00:55:00,959 --> 00:55:04,584 *and adjust braking distribution, 65 in the front, 35 in the back 1048 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,084 and press the pedal. 1049 00:55:06,542 --> 00:55:07,542 - That's good. 1050 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,375 It's better. 1051 00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:20,875 *We make a great team. - No. 1052 00:55:21,042 --> 00:55:22,375 - I'll call you back. 1053 00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:23,834 - Don't feel obligated. 1054 00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:26,500 - She's harsh. 1055 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:27,667 Are you ready? 1056 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:31,959 Let's go! 1057 00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:33,709 - Stop, please! 1058 00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:39,917 - No! 1059 00:55:39,959 --> 00:55:40,709 - It's good! 1060 00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:42,042 Yeah! 1061 00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:46,834 Italian cars are fragile, 1062 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,250 if you keep drive like that 1063 00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:50,209 you will break them! 1064 00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:55,792 - You're not allowed here. What do you want? 1065 00:55:55,959 --> 00:55:58,584 - That trick with the tram, it pissed me off. 1066 00:55:58,750 --> 00:55:59,375 I just wanted to train, 1067 00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:02,584 I didn't know you were here. 1068 00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:06,084 Makes me wonder: the red one is pretty, 1069 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:08,834 but does she have the engine from a Fiat 500? 1070 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:11,250 - That's his wife's. 1071 00:56:11,417 --> 00:56:14,417 - Ah, yes. - You need something powerful, haircut. 1072 00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,084 - Rocco. 1073 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:28,000 You're arrogant. 1074 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,167 But you're a good driver. 1075 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,542 I'm having a party tomorrow. 1076 00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:42,417 If you want to make money, come. I'll introduce you to the right people. 1077 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:46,375 - I don't know if I'd fit there. 1078 00:56:46,709 --> 00:56:47,834 - Taxi drivers are 1079 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,959 great racing drivers. 1080 00:56:52,292 --> 00:56:55,792 They get a destination from a client and race to it. 1081 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,375 - He can't come. 1082 00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:06,959 - There you go. 1083 00:57:07,584 --> 00:57:10,709 - Why can't I come? Why? 1084 00:57:12,084 --> 00:57:13,167 I'm going! 1085 00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:23,875 - You work all the time. 1086 00:57:23,959 --> 00:57:24,792 - And you never do. 1087 00:57:24,959 --> 00:57:26,584 - It happens. For you, 1088 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,584 flowers. - What am I supposed to do with them? 1089 00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:31,209 - Put them in a vase. 1090 00:57:32,125 --> 00:57:32,792 - Thank you. 1091 00:57:32,959 --> 00:57:34,667 - Usually, it's considered nice. 1092 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,167 I had a surprise ready, but... 1093 00:57:39,709 --> 00:57:43,334 You don't seem to like me. Sorry for the inconvenience. 1094 00:57:44,792 --> 00:57:45,834 - I didn't say that. 1095 00:57:54,459 --> 00:57:58,875 - Explain this to me, because I'm a good driver, but you're not like other models. 1096 00:57:59,042 --> 00:58:02,542 You're like a prototype and I don't have your technical documentation. 1097 00:58:02,709 --> 00:58:04,667 These lights come on, 1098 00:58:04,834 --> 00:58:07,167 but I don't know what they're for. 1099 00:58:07,334 --> 00:58:10,584 There's no reaction so maybe there's no more wiper fluid left 1100 00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:13,542 - I got it. Are you finished? 1101 00:58:14,084 --> 00:58:15,084 - Yes. 1102 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,125 - I'll get ready. 1103 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,542 - So this technique works? 1104 00:58:26,709 --> 00:58:28,125 -Don't get too excited! 1105 00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:33,917 - Attention. 1106 00:58:34,417 --> 00:58:35,542 There you go! 1107 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:38,750 - Are you sure about this? I don't like surprises. 1108 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000 - This one... 1109 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:43,459 you'll never forget this one. 1110 00:58:43,709 --> 00:58:45,125 Ready? - Well, yeah. 1111 00:58:55,584 --> 00:58:57,167 What's your crazy idea? 1112 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:02,875 - Have you ever swam with dolphins? 1113 00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:11,125 - Fuck! 1114 00:59:11,292 --> 00:59:12,542 - Are you okay? - What was that? 1115 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:14,625 What was that? 1116 00:59:18,167 --> 00:59:21,459 - This is not the one with dolphins. 1117 00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,959 We'll go to the other pool. 1118 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,125 - Not with me. 1119 00:59:29,209 --> 00:59:30,834 - It's just water! 1120 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:34,459 Are you afraid of a fish? 1121 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,209 Oh! 1122 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,667 I'm not joking, stay down! 1123 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,250 Here! 1124 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:45,792 Huh? 1125 00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:52,709 - I did some investigating 1126 00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:55,334 and found out that the villa at 6 rue des Oliviers 1127 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:58,167 belongs to a Mrs. Bonassoli. I'm not sure 1128 00:59:58,334 --> 01:00:01,417 if she knows what that means... - Continue. 1129 01:00:01,584 --> 01:00:04,959 - Yes. The villa was rented by Antonio di Biase, 1130 01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:06,792 or Toni Dog, 1131 01:00:06,959 --> 01:00:09,209 a great Italian driver from the 2000s. 1132 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:12,042 But he's less of a racing driver now and more of a member of 1133 01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:13,250 Neapolitan mafia. 1134 01:00:14,709 --> 01:00:15,542 The other one. 1135 01:00:15,709 --> 01:00:18,125 That's Rocco di Biase. 1136 01:00:18,292 --> 01:00:21,125 With the long neck... Steven Seagal? No, more of a JCVD 1137 01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:22,542 don't you think? 1138 01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:25,625 Known for excessive violence and aggravated robberies. 1139 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:26,792 There you go. 1140 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:28,417 Yes? 1141 01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:31,500 - Did you draw these? They're beautiful. 1142 01:00:31,667 --> 01:00:34,875 - Thank you. I had pictures, but decided to make 1143 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:37,250 identikits, they look better. 1144 01:00:37,417 --> 01:00:38,834 - Good job, Ménard. 1145 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:39,667 - I have more... 1146 01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:41,709 - I have to go to this party. 1147 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,084 Any volounteers? 1148 01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:48,250 Anyone else? 1149 01:00:50,292 --> 01:00:52,875 Okay, you can come but you will 1150 01:00:53,042 --> 01:00:54,167 stand in a corner. 1151 01:00:55,292 --> 01:00:55,917 Michel, 1152 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:58,167 what about you? - You want him, 1153 01:00:58,334 --> 01:00:59,625 and not your partner? 1154 01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:00,917 - You're not right. 1155 01:01:01,084 --> 01:01:02,834 - I can't, I have basketball. 1156 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,667 - I'm sorry? 1157 01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:05,917 - Basketball, we play Paris. 1158 01:01:08,834 --> 01:01:09,667 - And you? 1159 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,667 - I have lots of drawings to finish 1160 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,792 and I have that hand outline project. 1161 01:01:14,959 --> 01:01:16,292 And I use Sandrine 1162 01:01:16,459 --> 01:01:17,625 to draw, 1163 01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:19,792 scetch, as they say. 1164 01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:21,584 We're gonna need a few days off. 1165 01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:24,750 - Euh... Latbi, can you get 1166 01:01:24,917 --> 01:01:26,584 us some earpieces. - Yes. 1167 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:27,750 - Let's go! 1168 01:01:29,792 --> 01:01:31,084 - I got you good! 1169 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:32,667 The joke of the day! 1170 01:01:33,042 --> 01:01:34,459 You look so funny! 1171 01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:36,084 - We're stuck! 1172 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:37,792 - Well done. 1173 01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:39,209 - It's really stuck! 1174 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:40,792 Ménard, you piss me off! 1175 01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:03,042 Can you hear me? 1176 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:06,000 - I'm a dwarf, I'm not deaf. 1177 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:08,209 - I mean the earpiece. - Yes. 1178 01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:13,917 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1179 01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:16,625 - A ' "sofa"? - No, thank you. 1180 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:18,834 - Not even a leather bag? 1181 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:21,959 - Why are you here? - I warned you I'd go. 1182 01:02:22,125 --> 01:02:23,125 - What's this? 1183 01:02:23,292 --> 01:02:24,834 - I'm Donnie Brasco. 1184 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,584 We're undercover. Hello? 1185 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:28,750 Hey! 1186 01:02:28,834 --> 01:02:31,417 Hey, champion! - Yes, we're undercover. 1187 01:02:31,584 --> 01:02:34,292 - Are you with us? Guy George, we must focus 1188 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,292 on the mission. - Yes, sorry. 1189 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:57,209 - The mission: 1190 01:02:57,375 --> 01:03:00,125 we must split and look for evidence. - You're right. 1191 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:03,584 - There you go. - We'll make 2 teams of 2, 1192 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,584 you, me and... 1193 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:06,834 Where is he? 1194 01:03:10,834 --> 01:03:13,792 We'll make 2 teams of one. - No. 1195 01:03:13,959 --> 01:03:17,000 2 teams? 2 teams of one person, how? 1196 01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:18,250 Are you scared? 1197 01:03:18,792 --> 01:03:23,084 - I'm not scared, but the guidos look sturdy. 1198 01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:27,167 - Would your uncle act like this? 1199 01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:31,000 Oh, yes, there, it hurts you're not like him, doesn't it? 1200 01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:32,584 It's true. - Listen. 1201 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:35,584 I swear on my mother, I won't come back without evidence. 1202 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,542 - I like this energy. - That's good. 1203 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:40,042 Let's go. 1204 01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:50,167 *-Are you receiveing? - I'm in position.. 1205 01:04:07,667 --> 01:04:08,792 - My name's Michel. 1206 01:04:08,959 --> 01:04:09,667 - Cynthia. 1207 01:04:09,834 --> 01:04:11,542 - Nice to meet you, Cynthia. - Likewise. 1208 01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:15,959 - Do you know Carthagène? It's beautiful. 1209 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:17,125 Just like you. 1210 01:04:20,417 --> 01:04:22,250 -Mother of God. 1211 01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:26,417 - Here you are. Come with me, let's go. 1212 01:04:26,584 --> 01:04:28,584 - Leave me alone. - I'm sorry? 1213 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:30,250 - Leave me alone. 1214 01:04:30,959 --> 01:04:32,167 - Eh, sorry, 1215 01:04:32,334 --> 01:04:35,542 but we're not here to have fun. - I told you 1216 01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:36,709 to leave me alone! 1217 01:04:43,459 --> 01:04:46,417 - We can just talk normally. I'm not deaf. 1218 01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:50,292 - Forgive me. Where was I? 1219 01:04:50,459 --> 01:04:53,042 - The beach, the children... - Hello? Where are you? 1220 01:04:53,209 --> 01:04:56,209 -In an office, I found evidence. 1221 01:04:57,167 --> 01:04:58,417 I'll call you back. 1222 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,000 - Did you hide in the trash 1223 01:05:23,167 --> 01:05:24,500 to get here? 1224 01:05:24,667 --> 01:05:27,917 - Me? No, I'm doing something 1225 01:05:28,084 --> 01:05:31,209 but it's secret. - Still working on your lactose-free 1226 01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:35,542 shishas? - Again, it's gluten-free chichas. 1227 01:05:35,709 --> 01:05:37,750 And it's a very ambitious project, 1228 01:05:37,917 --> 01:05:39,292 Madam. 1229 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:40,667 Wait a second. 1230 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,459 You won't tell anyone, right? 1231 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,500 I'm undercover. 1232 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,209 I work for the police. 1233 01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:53,334 Funny thing. 1234 01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:55,375 I met a guy, 1235 01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,250 we formed a team. - The funny thing is, 1236 01:05:57,417 --> 01:06:00,292 for a moment, I thought you had changed. 1237 01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:08,917 - Where is it? 1238 01:06:11,209 --> 01:06:13,125 What now? - That was my girlfriend. 1239 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:16,209 She's with some guys, and they're handsome. 1240 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:18,334 -The evidence, hurry up. 1241 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:28,459 -Look, see? 1242 01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:30,334 See that? 1243 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,959 This wouldn't be their next job, would it? 1244 01:06:37,917 --> 01:06:39,459 - Good eye. - Yes. 1245 01:06:39,625 --> 01:06:41,542 -That's their next target. 1246 01:06:41,709 --> 01:06:43,269 -Yes, it's certainly their next target. 1247 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,292 -They're coming. 1248 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,500 - What? - Hush. 1249 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:47,667 -Okay. 1250 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,209 -Ok, so... 1251 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,167 Do it like me, be flexible. 1252 01:06:54,334 --> 01:06:55,334 -Okay. 1253 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,084 -Gently. 1254 01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:05,959 Pull! 1255 01:07:06,084 --> 01:07:06,792 - I can't. 1256 01:07:06,959 --> 01:07:08,039 - Your ass. - It's too high. 1257 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:10,292 - Move, you're too fat. 1258 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:13,875 Not there. 1259 01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:15,834 - So where? 1260 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Find something. 1261 01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:30,875 Turn on the video chat. 1262 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:35,084 Good evening. 1263 01:07:35,209 --> 01:07:35,875 *-Good evening. 1264 01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:37,125 - How are we doing? 1265 01:07:37,292 --> 01:07:38,667 *-It's in position. 1266 01:07:38,834 --> 01:07:39,584 *lt's ready. 1267 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:40,875 - You have been 1268 01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,292 very helpful. 1269 01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:44,500 It's the biggest 1270 01:07:44,667 --> 01:07:46,042 diamond in the world. 1271 01:07:46,209 --> 01:07:47,792 No room for an error. 1272 01:07:47,959 --> 01:07:50,500 *-You can trust us. 1273 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:51,709 - Arrival time? 1274 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,334 *-11 hours, in a helicopter, 1275 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,417 *from Geneva, on the same day. 1276 01:07:55,584 --> 01:07:57,375 *We'll take care of the police. 1277 01:07:57,542 --> 01:07:58,709 - Perfect. 1278 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:00,125 *-What about payment? 1279 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:09,917 - Don't worry, you'll get it within 24 hours after the operation. 1280 01:08:10,084 --> 01:08:13,500 *-Ah! There you go. *-It's a pleasure working 1281 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:16,125 *with you. That's all anyone could want. 1282 01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:17,459 *-Yeah. 1283 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:39,167 -Fuck. 1284 01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:46,084 - Yes, yes... 1285 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:51,667 - Get up. - Good evening, how are you? 1286 01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:54,125 - What are you doing here? - Playing hide and seek 1287 01:08:54,292 --> 01:08:56,167 with my friend... Sylvain! 1288 01:08:56,334 --> 01:08:57,125 -Fuck. 1289 01:08:57,292 --> 01:08:58,584 - We lost! 1290 01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:02,042 You founds us, congratulations! There, well... 1291 01:09:02,584 --> 01:09:03,584 - Fuck. 1292 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:04,584 - Carlo. 1293 01:09:11,792 --> 01:09:12,834 - Come down. 1294 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,167 We lost. Maybe they're nice? 1295 01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:18,250 - I'm fine, I'm fine. 1296 01:09:20,459 --> 01:09:21,459 It's okay. 1297 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:28,625 - Ciao, driver. 1298 01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:33,792 - You wanted to introduce me to people? Well, here I am. 1299 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:38,250 Oh, me too. 1300 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,792 - Rocco, make him talk. 1301 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:49,500 He... You can kill him. 1302 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000 - What do you mean? 1303 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:52,125 Kill him? 1304 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,500 We can start over. 1305 01:09:54,667 --> 01:09:55,667 Mister. 1306 01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:05,959 - When you're with me 1307 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,375 What do you feel? 1308 01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:11,084 Will you tell me 1309 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:15,709 E ven if l won 't tell you 1310 01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:26,000 - I can tell that it was love 1311 01:10:26,167 --> 01:10:28,917 At first sight 1312 01:10:30,334 --> 01:10:32,042 If l love you 1313 01:10:32,209 --> 01:10:33,375 - So? 1314 01:10:34,959 --> 01:10:37,875 You're not so clever now, are you. What were you looking for? 1315 01:10:46,792 --> 01:10:48,500 - I won't say anything. 1316 01:10:50,459 --> 01:10:52,584 I'm not a police officer, he is. 1317 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:56,250 He was looking for evidence because he know you're going to steal the... 1318 01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:57,417 - Shut up. 1319 01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:00,500 - I'm talking to the gentleman. 1320 01:11:00,667 --> 01:11:02,667 He found out about the diamond. 1321 01:11:02,834 --> 01:11:05,792 - Shut up... - Stop. He'd hurt me. 1322 01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:08,250 - Bravo. - No problem, you're welcome. 1323 01:11:08,417 --> 01:11:09,834 - Good job. - Thank you. 1324 01:11:10,584 --> 01:11:11,625 Can I go? 1325 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,000 You're going to struggle. 1326 01:11:16,334 --> 01:11:17,750 Struggle? 1327 01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:22,167 Is that it? 1328 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:31,542 To you everyday 1329 01:11:39,209 --> 01:11:40,834 - Michel, if you can hear me 1330 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,209 *we're on the first floor, 3rd door in the hallway. 1331 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:45,000 This moron wants to kill us. 1332 01:11:47,584 --> 01:11:48,375 - Well then. 1333 01:11:51,709 --> 01:11:52,709 - OH NO! 1334 01:11:54,459 --> 01:11:55,459 - Be right back. 1335 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,500 - For you, 1336 01:11:58,292 --> 01:11:59,334 I have something special. 1337 01:11:59,667 --> 01:12:00,667 - Thank you. 1338 01:12:00,959 --> 01:12:02,042 That's nice. 1339 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,292 - And for you, 1340 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:10,209 since you're so clever, I have a small gift. 1341 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,750 - He's nice. - Listen, 1342 01:12:20,459 --> 01:12:22,125 we'll jump out the window. 1343 01:12:22,292 --> 01:12:23,917 - We'll ruin our outfits. 1344 01:12:24,542 --> 01:12:26,750 - Are you a complete idiot or are you playing? 1345 01:12:26,917 --> 01:12:27,917 - No! 1346 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:30,917 - You are a complete idiot. If we stay here, we'll die. 1347 01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:34,625 At 3, we jump out the window. Do you understand? 1348 01:12:36,709 --> 01:12:38,042 Are you ready? - Yes! 1349 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:39,500 - At three. 1350 01:12:41,834 --> 01:12:44,084 Let's do this, one, two... 1351 01:12:44,834 --> 01:12:45,834 Three! 1352 01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,250 - Oh no! 1353 01:12:57,209 --> 01:12:58,917 Mine is unbreakable. 1354 01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:02,167 I can't jump. - It's really fascinating how stupid you are. 1355 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:05,042 Jump through mine! - You don't get it. 1356 01:13:05,209 --> 01:13:06,542 - Yes, I get it. 1357 01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:10,375 Is that all... Eddy! - It won't break. 1358 01:13:10,542 --> 01:13:12,250 - Go through mine. 1359 01:13:13,584 --> 01:13:14,125 Come on! 1360 01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:15,334 -They're coming. 1361 01:13:18,209 --> 01:13:20,375 - Here we go. - He left through there. 1362 01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:22,084 - Fuck! - The window broke. 1363 01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:24,500 Anyway, 1364 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:27,542 it's a very nice reception. Is the meat halal? 1365 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:30,292 - I understand, 1366 01:13:30,459 --> 01:13:33,625 he broke the galss, I didn't want to do that. 1367 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:35,625 It wasn't worth it. Ah! 1368 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:42,709 - And who might that be? 1369 01:13:54,459 --> 01:13:55,459 - So? 1370 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:56,500 Thanks WHO? 1371 01:13:56,709 --> 01:13:57,792 - Thanks, Michel. 1372 01:13:57,959 --> 01:13:58,959 - There you go. 1373 01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:01,292 - This is the Cassiopée, 1374 01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:03,500 the latest target of our Italians. 1375 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:05,667 We must prepare for anything. 1376 01:14:05,834 --> 01:14:06,875 - This is too big. 1377 01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:08,542 - We can't do it. 1378 01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:09,875 - You need real cops. 1379 01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:11,667 - Let them stay at home. 1380 01:14:11,834 --> 01:14:14,125 We won't tell these bastards anything. - Listen, 1381 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:18,292 when I arrived here, I didn't know what awaited me. 1382 01:14:18,459 --> 01:14:20,625 I thought you hated me 1383 01:14:20,792 --> 01:14:21,625 so I hated you too. 1384 01:14:21,792 --> 01:14:22,792 But if I can change, 1385 01:14:22,834 --> 01:14:23,834 and you can change, 1386 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,334 then everyone 1387 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:26,500 can 1388 01:14:26,584 --> 01:14:27,584 change! 1389 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,917 - Isn't that from Rocky 4? 1390 01:14:34,084 --> 01:14:35,209 - Yes. Shut up. 1391 01:14:36,375 --> 01:14:37,167 Oh! 1392 01:14:37,334 --> 01:14:38,000 Régis! 1393 01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:41,084 - No, no! - Don't look him in the eyes! 1394 01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:42,792 Put the gun down... 1395 01:14:42,959 --> 01:14:43,750 Like that. 1396 01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:46,209 It's all because he's happy. 1397 01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:47,959 Chill out. 1398 01:14:49,459 --> 01:14:51,167 Well, there. Here we go. 1399 01:14:51,334 --> 01:14:52,000 Ready? 1400 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,167 - YES CHIEF! 1401 01:15:33,084 --> 01:15:34,459 - Squirrel is approaching. 1402 01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:45,417 - Secure the area, everyone to their posts. 1403 01:16:02,709 --> 01:16:04,042 *-These moles are here. 1404 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:10,959 - Stop. We're colleagues, so... - Yes. 1405 01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:13,625 - We can't - No. 1406 01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:15,292 - It's not professional. 1407 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:20,000 - Are you okay, friend? 1408 01:16:21,959 --> 01:16:23,084 - You're shaking. 1409 01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:24,250 - I'm not shaking. 1410 01:16:24,292 --> 01:16:26,042 - I'm not shaking. 1411 01:16:26,209 --> 01:16:28,209 I'm not shaking. - Ménard, 1412 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,667 *are you receiving? 1413 01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:32,417 - Affirmative, Tango, Charlie, over. 1414 01:16:33,750 --> 01:16:35,500 I love you. - That's typical. 1415 01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:37,459 - Michel? 1416 01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:40,750 *Michel? - I'm in position. 1417 01:16:48,417 --> 01:16:49,125 - Oh! 1418 01:16:49,292 --> 01:16:51,000 Mr. Prefect, hello. 1419 01:16:51,167 --> 01:16:54,500 I'm the one who organized the whole operation. 1420 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:57,209 I mobilized our best brigades. 1421 01:16:57,375 --> 01:17:01,584 The jewel's coming from Geneva, in a helicopter. It'll land here. 1422 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:02,750 On that circle. 1423 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:06,792 Everything's set to work like a jukebox should, quietly. 1424 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:11,792 - Squirrel's at Mucem. 1425 01:17:13,709 --> 01:17:14,334 - Here we go. 1426 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:16,667 - Ah. 1427 01:17:25,459 --> 01:17:28,625 *-Helicopter in sight. - I think I'm going to fuck her. 1428 01:17:31,459 --> 01:17:32,459 - That shouldn't be here. 1429 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:37,834 - What is that? 1430 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,792 - It look like a "brone". Yeah, it's a "brone". 1431 01:17:40,959 --> 01:17:41,750 - A "brone"? 1432 01:17:41,917 --> 01:17:44,209 - That's what I said, a "brone". 1433 01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:45,459 We have a problem. 1434 01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:55,167 -Where did it come from. 1435 01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:56,917 -Land here. 1436 01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:00,542 You're interrupting me. 1437 01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:02,542 *What? - Good morning, Mr. Mayor. 1438 01:18:02,709 --> 01:18:04,417 You have one minute 1439 01:18:04,584 --> 01:18:07,834 *to order the pilot to follow our drone. 1440 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,000 - Ah! What? 1441 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:10,351 You're making an ass out of yourself 1442 01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:11,542 with these stupid jokes. 1443 01:18:11,709 --> 01:18:12,709 If you believe 1444 01:18:12,834 --> 01:18:14,625 *you can impress me, put your finger 1445 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:15,792 on my knee. 1446 01:18:22,209 --> 01:18:23,334 Then we'll blow it up. 1447 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,500 - Huh? 1448 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:26,084 They're bluffing. 1449 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,792 - They're not bluffing. 1450 01:18:27,959 --> 01:18:30,417 Military weapons were stolen this morning. 1451 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,834 - To all units. - Relax. 1452 01:18:56,834 --> 01:18:57,834 - Oh no. 1453 01:18:59,959 --> 01:19:00,959 - What was that? 1454 01:19:05,459 --> 01:19:06,459 - Bravo. 1455 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,167 Mr. pilot, 1456 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:18,292 *follow the drone if you want to live. 1457 01:19:18,459 --> 01:19:19,750 - OK. 1458 01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:27,167 - No! What's happening? 1459 01:19:27,334 --> 01:19:29,494 - The helicopter's taking off. What are we going to do? 1460 01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:31,709 -Improvise. 1461 01:19:33,334 --> 01:19:34,334 - No. 1462 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:35,375 I'm not okay with this. 1463 01:19:40,167 --> 01:19:42,084 - Where is that one going? - Stop him! 1464 01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:54,334 - Michel, he's yours. 1465 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:55,167 - OK, got it. 1466 01:19:58,500 --> 01:19:59,167 Let's go! 1467 01:20:06,542 --> 01:20:07,000 Fuck yeah. 1468 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:09,917 - Hello, Baba? 1469 01:20:09,959 --> 01:20:10,709 *Change of plans: 1470 01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,167 clear the road. 1471 01:20:12,334 --> 01:20:13,334 We're following 1472 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:14,500 a helicopter. 1473 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:15,750 - Ok, I got it. 1474 01:20:15,917 --> 01:20:16,917 - Ok, thanks. 1475 01:20:19,959 --> 01:20:23,292 - Guys, block access to the boulevard, 1476 01:20:23,459 --> 01:20:25,792 the taxi must have an empty field. 1477 01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:27,459 - Stop, 2 minutes. 1478 01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:28,792 - It'll be done. 1479 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,584 - Yeah? - What's happening? 1480 01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:43,959 - The helicopter's being tailed by the taxi. 1481 01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:48,417 - The taxi? I'll take care of it. 1482 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:03,125 - Karim, I'm getting a headache. 1483 01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:08,834 - It's not me, it's him! 1484 01:21:33,417 --> 01:21:35,750 - It's fast. - Here we go! 1485 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:39,000 Let's go. 1486 01:21:45,917 --> 01:21:46,625 - Go away. 1487 01:21:46,792 --> 01:21:48,072 - Where did the dwarf come from? 1488 01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:49,375 - What are you doing? 1489 01:21:49,917 --> 01:21:51,667 - I'll make you fly 1490 01:21:51,834 --> 01:21:53,209 you son of a bitch! 1491 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:54,042 - Hit him in the face. 1492 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:57,375 - They're faster. 1493 01:21:59,292 --> 01:21:59,834 - We'll see about that. 1494 01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:05,459 - There they are. 1495 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:06,834 - Don't worry, it's okay. 1496 01:22:12,584 --> 01:22:13,834 - What is he doing? 1497 01:22:16,709 --> 01:22:17,709 - Stop! 1498 01:22:31,042 --> 01:22:33,667 - Where is that damn dwarf? Watch out! 1499 01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:37,917 - Take this. - Get him out of there! 1500 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,667 There you go! He's broken his toy bike. 1501 01:22:42,459 --> 01:22:43,209 - Oh! 1502 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,834 - That car's really powerful. - I know. 1503 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,084 - Accelerate. 1504 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,042 How fast are you going? 1505 01:23:12,209 --> 01:23:13,268 -Don't look. We'll be fine. 1506 01:23:13,292 --> 01:23:14,667 - We're going to die. 1507 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:19,375 - I know 1508 01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:20,584 that you're here! 1509 01:23:28,792 --> 01:23:29,584 - You're not a cop, 1510 01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:31,667 cops don't drive like that. 1511 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:41,375 - Come on! 1512 01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:43,250 - There's a truck there. 1513 01:23:43,459 --> 01:23:45,250 Sylvain, please don't do this. 1514 01:23:45,709 --> 01:23:46,834 - We'll make it. 1515 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,792 We almost got crushed by a truck! 1516 01:23:57,417 --> 01:23:58,417 - But we didn't. 1517 01:24:00,334 --> 01:24:01,125 *-Ménard, 1518 01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:04,334 *Have you stopped them? - We'll improvising but we'll get them. 1519 01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:05,834 Impact in 10 seconds. 1520 01:24:09,167 --> 01:24:10,167 - What's that? 1521 01:24:10,667 --> 01:24:11,750 - It's big. 1522 01:24:11,917 --> 01:24:13,875 - Now. 1523 01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:17,459 I love you! 1524 01:24:18,959 --> 01:24:21,125 - What is this? - What is that? 1525 01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:23,000 - It's like a boar. 1526 01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:24,417 - Don't touch it. 1527 01:24:24,584 --> 01:24:27,250 She's my girlfriend. - What do you want? 1528 01:24:27,417 --> 01:24:29,875 - It's under protection, don't touch its' pistil. 1529 01:24:30,042 --> 01:24:31,500 - Shut up and clear it. 1530 01:24:31,667 --> 01:24:33,584 - I'm screwed. - Fucking shit! 1531 01:24:53,459 --> 01:24:54,750 - I'm gonna burst. 1532 01:24:55,250 --> 01:24:56,750 My gas is coming back out. 1533 01:24:56,917 --> 01:24:58,084 - Stop with that. 1534 01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:58,875 - It't not my fault. 1535 01:25:02,292 --> 01:25:03,292 - They'll shoot at us. 1536 01:25:05,667 --> 01:25:06,667 - They're shooting at us! 1537 01:25:06,709 --> 01:25:08,750 - I can see it. - With real bullets! 1538 01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:16,417 - Shit! 1539 01:25:16,584 --> 01:25:17,625 - Call me Regis. 1540 01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:20,084 - What? If you want. Regis! 1541 01:25:21,334 --> 01:25:23,292 - Don't call me Regis. Call Regis 1542 01:25:23,459 --> 01:25:25,292 for me, the policeman. - The sadist? 1543 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:26,500 - Here! - OK. 1544 01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:30,125 - Régis? 1545 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,000 *-Yes, I'm following you. 1546 01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:33,167 - And the helicopter? 1547 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:34,250 *-It's heading to a yacht 1548 01:25:34,292 --> 01:25:35,750 3 kilometres from you 1549 01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:38,125 - They're blocked by the sea. - Let's just go. 1550 01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:39,334 Thanks, Régis. 1551 01:25:40,084 --> 01:25:41,084 - No. 1552 01:25:48,417 --> 01:25:49,625 - They're going to shoot. 1553 01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:50,792 Help. 1554 01:25:50,834 --> 01:25:52,417 *-Can you hear me? - Yes. 1555 01:25:52,584 --> 01:25:55,667 - They're not landing it! They'll shoot it down! 1556 01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:01,542 - The suitcase. 1557 01:26:15,625 --> 01:26:16,792 - Call your sister. 1558 01:26:19,834 --> 01:26:20,667 - Yeah? 1559 01:26:20,834 --> 01:26:22,667 - I'm with your brother, 1560 01:26:22,834 --> 01:26:24,167 *we're in trouble, - Okay. 1561 01:26:24,334 --> 01:26:26,334 - I have an Aventador stuck on my tail. 1562 01:26:27,584 --> 01:26:29,042 *I need to lose it 1563 01:26:29,209 --> 01:26:31,959 *we have 3 seconds. - On the right side of the handbrake, 1564 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:34,875 *you have a single use turbo boost. 1565 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,500 - I don't believe you. 1566 01:26:37,667 --> 01:26:38,875 No. - Hang in there. 1567 01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:43,375 One, 1568 01:26:43,542 --> 01:26:44,542 two, 1569 01:26:44,709 --> 01:26:46,584 three! 1570 01:27:06,042 --> 01:27:08,542 - Oh no! No! No! 1571 01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:12,125 Come on. 1572 01:27:18,167 --> 01:27:20,209 We're sorry to bother you. 1573 01:27:20,709 --> 01:27:22,917 We just need to recover one thing. 1574 01:27:23,084 --> 01:27:24,625 - No! No! 1575 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,625 No! 1576 01:27:26,792 --> 01:27:28,334 No! 1577 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,084 She's dead! - Not now. 1578 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,167 - She is dead! Dead! - Go handcuff them. 1579 01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:38,459 Not them, 1580 01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:39,667 Eddy! - What? 1581 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:40,834 - Them, there. 1582 01:27:40,959 --> 01:27:43,125 - Come on. 1583 01:27:47,167 --> 01:27:48,292 - It's not that bad. 1584 01:27:48,459 --> 01:27:49,750 - She's dead! 1585 01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:52,459 - She's not dead, 1586 01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:55,709 the front's a bit messed up, but it's not... 1587 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:58,709 The'll fix it in a good bodyshop. It's gonna be fine. 1588 01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:01,459 - Ah! It's pissing me off! 1589 01:28:04,334 --> 01:28:06,042 *-What is it ? - Mr. Mayor? 1590 01:28:06,209 --> 01:28:10,167 *-Martin, what's up? - We got the diamond back. We did it. 1591 01:28:10,334 --> 01:28:12,167 *-I'm listening to music. 1592 01:28:12,334 --> 01:28:14,834 - Can you hear me? *-I hear nothing. 1593 01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:16,292 Eddy 1594 01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:17,875 Eddy - Yeah? 1595 01:28:18,709 --> 01:28:19,709 Be right back. 1596 01:28:20,417 --> 01:28:21,459 - Mission complete. 1597 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:24,792 - It'll be complete when we catch the guidos. 1598 01:28:24,959 --> 01:28:27,834 - Don't worry, they're over there, 1599 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,167 they're waiting for us. 1600 01:28:37,042 --> 01:28:42,542 - Hey, guidos! This is for Zizou in 2006, this is our revenge! 1601 01:28:47,792 --> 01:28:49,375 - Hey, can you swim? 1602 01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:51,792 - In a pool, not in the sea. 1603 01:28:54,709 --> 01:28:56,917 What's touching me? - A fin! 1604 01:28:57,084 --> 01:28:57,792 A fin! 1605 01:28:57,959 --> 01:28:58,959 - No! 1606 01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,375 Stop it! 1607 01:29:04,959 --> 01:29:07,250 - Hands on the wheel, don't move. 1608 01:29:28,042 --> 01:29:29,042 - One minute. 1609 01:29:32,709 --> 01:29:33,917 You're a good driver. 1610 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,209 Lieutenant Marot. Based on the rights I'm granted 1611 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:41,875 by articules 71, 72 and 74 1612 01:29:42,042 --> 01:29:44,542 on crime and speeding, 1613 01:29:44,709 --> 01:29:48,167 I will personally confiscate this vehicle. 1614 01:29:51,084 --> 01:29:52,084 Be nice. 1615 01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:55,667 - We'll meet again. 1616 01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:05,917 - We're not gonna hear 1617 01:30:06,084 --> 01:30:09,125 your big mouth again for a while. 1618 01:30:12,042 --> 01:30:13,084 - Okay. 1619 01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:16,709 - You got something... - Yes, I know. 1620 01:30:16,875 --> 01:30:19,959 - On your face. - What am I going to tell uncle Hamid? 1621 01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,417 And my sister? 1622 01:30:23,292 --> 01:30:24,834 - I'll take care of her. 1623 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:29,042 I broke the car, so I assume it should be me. 1624 01:30:29,209 --> 01:30:31,542 I'll take care of it. Secure the perimeter. 1625 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:35,750 - Ok. Well, I guess I can secure it. 1626 01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:41,209 - So, 1627 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:43,250 good news, I'm fine, 1628 01:30:43,417 --> 01:30:45,084 bad news, the taxi... 1629 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:47,125 - Yes, I saw it on TV. 1630 01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:50,917 *-What can you tell us about the arrest? 1631 01:30:51,084 --> 01:30:54,875 *-I was an undercover cop, like Donnie Brasco 1632 01:30:55,042 --> 01:30:56,292 *or Jason Bourne. 1633 01:30:56,459 --> 01:30:59,375 *But I was not alone, I'd like to use this occasion 1634 01:30:59,542 --> 01:31:02,334 *to make a dedication to my friend Sylvain. 1635 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,000 *We make a great team. 1636 01:31:05,167 --> 01:31:07,709 *I hope we can work together again. - Let go of the microphone. 1637 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:08,959 *We're like Bad Boys. 1638 01:31:09,125 --> 01:31:10,667 *-We're... *-I'm Martin Lawrence 1639 01:31:10,834 --> 01:31:12,959 *-Proud. *-You're Will Smith. 1640 01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:14,125 *Thank you. 1641 01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:16,167 *For your confidence. *-Beautiful binomial. 1642 01:31:16,334 --> 01:31:19,542 *we have the opportunity... *-and Samia, 1643 01:31:20,209 --> 01:31:22,209 *lt;s your brother. *-Fuck! 1644 01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:23,750 *JI'm proud of you. 1645 01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:27,500 *I'm here thanks to my sister. 1646 01:31:27,667 --> 01:31:29,167 *And the love of my life, 1647 01:31:29,334 --> 01:31:30,750 *her name is Sandy. 1648 01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:35,209 *-You're starting to piss me off. *-Sandy, I love you. 1649 01:31:35,584 --> 01:31:39,750 *Your teddy bear will always be there to make you dream. 1650 01:31:41,625 --> 01:31:42,625 *Marry me! 1651 01:31:42,792 --> 01:31:44,500 *-Let go of the microphone. *-Huh? 1652 01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:45,750 *I love you! 1653 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:48,542 *-Thank you.. *-You are the love of my life. 1654 01:31:48,709 --> 01:31:51,459 - My teddy bear. *-Sylvain, be my witness. 1655 01:31:51,625 --> 01:31:53,417 *-Here, thank you, thank you... 1656 01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:58,084 - The taxi, she's dead. The taxi's dead. 1657 01:31:58,709 --> 01:32:01,500 *-I hate this fucking job! 1658 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,584 *From the Vosges. 1659 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,000 *With a man who... 1660 01:32:08,167 --> 01:32:09,917 *should go away now. 1661 01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:13,750 *Can someone get him out of the shot? 1662 01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,250 - Sorry for the taxi. 1663 01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:26,625 - It had its' day of glory. And it had a beautiful ending. 1664 01:32:27,209 --> 01:32:28,625 I have a surprise. 1665 01:32:30,042 --> 01:32:31,459 Are you happy 1666 01:32:31,625 --> 01:32:33,084 to be going back north? 1667 01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:37,459 - I'd love to stay but there is nothing holding me here... 1668 01:32:38,959 --> 01:32:41,542 Like a hot girl that I like a lot, 1669 01:32:41,709 --> 01:32:43,375 who I share a passion with. 1670 01:32:43,542 --> 01:32:47,709 A girl who taught me that the most beautiful things are worth fighting for. 1671 01:32:50,459 --> 01:32:51,875 Oh là là! 1672 01:32:52,334 --> 01:32:54,792 This, really, we're done... 1673 01:32:54,959 --> 01:32:57,375 - You thought you'd get me like that? 1674 01:32:59,417 --> 01:33:00,875 - This is not nice. - Sorry, 1675 01:33:01,042 --> 01:33:03,292 but you've completely changed your voice. 1676 01:33:03,459 --> 01:33:06,084 - I was being thorough and sincere. - I saw! 1677 01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:09,292 - Wasn't that romantic? - Of course it was! 1678 01:33:09,459 --> 01:33:10,709 But that would be too easy. 1679 01:33:10,875 --> 01:33:12,334 - Too easy? - Yes! 1680 01:33:12,834 --> 01:33:15,250 - Given how difficult it is to kiss you 1681 01:33:15,417 --> 01:33:17,792 I can't even imagine what it takes to sleep with you. 1682 01:33:17,959 --> 01:33:19,042 - You have to earn it. 1683 01:33:20,042 --> 01:33:22,125 Do you want to kiss me? - Yes. 1684 01:33:22,292 --> 01:33:23,292 - Then down you go. 1685 01:33:26,167 --> 01:33:27,167 -I'll hurt myself 1686 01:33:27,250 --> 01:33:28,000 it's like 20 metres. 1687 01:33:28,167 --> 01:33:30,000 - It's just water. 1688 01:33:36,709 --> 01:33:38,834 - Whenever you're ready. - Come on. 1689 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,667 - Maybe we could jump together? 1690 01:33:41,834 --> 01:33:43,375 - No, you go first. 1691 01:33:43,542 --> 01:33:44,560 - Are you sure it's safe? - Yes. 1692 01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:52,542 - Flat on your ass! 1693 01:33:52,709 --> 01:33:56,792 - That's the most enjoyable way! With all your weight at once. 1694 01:33:56,959 --> 01:33:59,667 Come. - No, thanks, it's cold. 1695 01:33:59,834 --> 01:34:02,250 - What? - I don't feel like it. 1696 01:34:02,417 --> 01:34:03,625 - Come on. 1697 01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:05,125 Oh! 1698 01:34:27,209 --> 01:34:28,625 - Stop the music! 1699 01:34:30,417 --> 01:34:31,125 - Mr. Mayor! 1700 01:34:31,292 --> 01:34:34,250 The sash, sorry, sorry. 1701 01:34:34,417 --> 01:34:36,000 - Citizens, citizens, 1702 01:34:36,167 --> 01:34:38,667 I am proud to award our local police 1703 01:34:38,834 --> 01:34:43,209 who managed to unmask rogue policemen. 1704 01:34:45,625 --> 01:34:47,709 Bichon, medals! 1705 01:34:49,125 --> 01:34:50,292 Oh là là! 1706 01:34:51,084 --> 01:34:52,959 Music! - Congratulations! 1707 01:34:59,084 --> 01:34:59,917 Bravo. 1708 01:35:01,917 --> 01:35:03,292 From the mayor. 1709 01:35:03,459 --> 01:35:04,292 - Thank you. 1710 01:35:07,334 --> 01:35:08,750 - The city thanks you. 1711 01:35:13,167 --> 01:35:15,625 Marseille thanks you. - Thank you. 1712 01:35:15,792 --> 01:35:16,584 Oh! 1713 01:35:18,584 --> 01:35:20,167 - We thank you. 1714 01:35:30,667 --> 01:35:31,667 - I love you! 1715 01:35:32,042 --> 01:35:33,042 I fucking love you! 1716 01:36:09,834 --> 01:36:13,125 - I'm proud of you. How's your lady? 1717 01:36:13,292 --> 01:36:15,750 - Great. Look what I'm going to propose with. 1718 01:36:24,417 --> 01:36:26,209 - Did you steal it? - No. 1719 01:36:26,375 --> 01:36:28,334 - Yes, from the Italian. - No. 1720 01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:31,542 And even if I did, I stole a stolen ring. 1721 01:36:31,709 --> 01:36:33,209 It evens out. 1722 01:36:35,042 --> 01:36:36,125 - So, what is 1723 01:36:36,292 --> 01:36:37,292 your destination? 1724 01:36:39,334 --> 01:36:40,334 - Where are you going? 1725 01:36:40,375 --> 01:36:42,750 - I have to be at the airport in 25 minutes. 1726 01:36:42,917 --> 01:36:44,209 -25 minutes? It's too far. 1727 01:36:44,375 --> 01:36:45,667 - No, 25 minutes, 1728 01:36:45,834 --> 01:36:47,125 it's impossible. 1729 01:36:48,084 --> 01:36:49,459 I have a place 1730 01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:52,459 with four spare bedrooms, 1731 01:36:52,625 --> 01:36:53,625 wanna come? 114250