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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,231 At low tide it's different. not what I imagined! 2 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,195 Shit, I give up. I forgot about the tide. 3 00:00:50,921 --> 00:00:52,832 To hell with what I imagined, 4 00:00:53,481 --> 00:00:55,551 the sea's always beautiful. 5 00:00:56,081 --> 00:00:59,197 It's something else. More desolate. We'll need fewer extras. 6 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,199 Shit. the extras! 7 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:04,432 No. it's better! If I'd seen it like this. I'd have known that. 8 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,553 All we need are two shots. 9 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,717 The sea's a long way away. 10 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,311 Just what I suspected! Things were going too well. 11 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,482 You OK? Not cold? 12 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:04,754 I'm OK. 13 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:08,434 Jeanne. for me it's not OK. Her lips have gone blue. 14 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:12,679 We're not ready for the actors. To your dressing rooms! 15 00:03:12,924 --> 00:03:14,835 The extras, too! Keep warm! 16 00:03:15,044 --> 00:03:17,842 To your dressing rooms! Keep warm! 17 00:03:18,044 --> 00:03:20,160 They do what they want, they don't listen. 18 00:03:20,405 --> 00:03:23,920 She's not so bad. But him! Now he won't wear foundation! 19 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:25,683 I don't give a damn! Make him up! 20 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:27,637 You heard how he talks to me? 21 00:03:27,845 --> 00:03:30,837 I'll tell him his make-up is continuity. 22 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:44,478 You have to remove it at night, and use cream. 23 00:03:44,686 --> 00:03:46,118 It's useless! 24 00:03:46,325 --> 00:03:49,715 You should've said it sooner. now it's continuity! 25 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:50,880 Come on! 26 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:53,155 My male actors always wear make-up. 27 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:55,445 I'm different! 28 00:03:55,646 --> 00:03:58,240 It's continuity, don't argue! 29 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,879 Go ahead. Anna. 30 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:07,443 Let her do her work. 31 00:04:08,046 --> 00:04:12,881 The extras! Can I have another minute of your attention? 32 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,520 I know. it's cold and hard work. 33 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:18,719 but please remove your woollies! 34 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:21,880 Don't forget, you're at the beach, 35 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:25,557 it's sunny, you're lounging around, 36 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:29,122 having fun, playing soccer, everything's fine... 37 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:32,606 But we have to hurry because of the sun! 38 00:04:34,126 --> 00:04:37,243 No. it's not too soon! The extras are undressed! 39 00:04:37,446 --> 00:04:39,277 They're turning blue! So let's go! 40 00:04:39,486 --> 00:04:42,524 If he can freeze. she can freeze! 41 00:04:42,727 --> 00:04:44,445 Anyway, that's how it is! 42 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,805 An actor has to be like a fakir. 43 00:04:48,007 --> 00:04:51,363 You walk on red hot coals. and don't get burnt! 44 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:55,083 Go on, we're going to shoot! Out of the way! 45 00:04:56,648 --> 00:04:58,001 We're shooting! 46 00:05:04,168 --> 00:05:08,001 Bart created a hot Caribbean light. Great. no? 47 00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:09,641 Yes, it's perfect. 48 00:05:11,327 --> 00:05:13,522 But the extras are a pain! 49 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:16,082 They won't undress? Get rid of them! 50 00:05:17,528 --> 00:05:18,802 I don't want them! 51 00:05:19,688 --> 00:05:21,087 Get rid of them! 52 00:05:23,568 --> 00:05:26,640 There! It's better without them! 53 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:33,484 Quiet, shooting now, everyone in place, 54 00:05:33,729 --> 00:05:34,844 please! 55 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,317 Roll it! 56 00:05:42,489 --> 00:05:43,478 Rolling. 57 00:05:47,688 --> 00:05:48,882 Speed. 58 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:50,883 Action! 59 00:06:08,889 --> 00:06:09,605 Cut! 60 00:06:14,609 --> 00:06:16,566 The way you look at her! 61 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,801 It's idiotic, you're awful! 62 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:21,444 Your smile is all twisted. Like this! 63 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:24,164 You seem fonder of the crew than her! 64 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,008 Is this helping me? 65 00:06:27,091 --> 00:06:28,842 No, but I have to tell you. 66 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:33,125 Where's that bum think he's going? 67 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,088 Why shoot if they're lousy? 68 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:38,008 We can't dawdle! Look at the weather! 69 00:06:38,209 --> 00:06:40,678 They can't even kiss right! 70 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:42,243 I'll go speak to him. 71 00:06:59,691 --> 00:07:02,081 - You smile up here! - I can't see myself! 72 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:04,169 We can see you're only kissing her 73 00:07:04,372 --> 00:07:06,602 because it says so in the script! 74 00:07:06,812 --> 00:07:08,801 That mustn't show in the movie. 75 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:11,604 In real life, people kiss because they want to! 76 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:14,200 - This isn't real life. - You're an actor! 77 00:07:14,411 --> 00:07:17,847 An actor has to look real. not like an actor! 78 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:23,886 She doesn't want me to kiss her. she told me! 79 00:07:24,091 --> 00:07:26,242 You have to kiss her. You read the part? 80 00:07:26,452 --> 00:07:28,761 Later you're supposed to make love! 81 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:37,372 Kiss him. 82 00:07:37,933 --> 00:07:39,160 OK? 83 00:07:40,012 --> 00:07:42,003 Forget that he's talking crap. 84 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,680 You shouldn't even talk to him. 85 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,641 You're dying for him to kiss you. 86 00:07:48,292 --> 00:07:50,886 And you know he'll do it, even though it's absurd, 87 00:07:51,212 --> 00:07:52,804 so when he does it, you... 88 00:07:53,332 --> 00:07:56,563 Don't stop for your lines! To hell with what I wrote! 89 00:07:57,252 --> 00:08:01,087 I want you to kiss interminably. 90 00:08:01,973 --> 00:08:03,406 But he won't kiss me. 91 00:08:03,893 --> 00:08:06,248 He says you won't! I believe you. 92 00:08:06,813 --> 00:08:08,087 The nerve! 93 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:10,131 I kissed him. 94 00:08:11,212 --> 00:08:13,602 I don't care, I know it's my work! 95 00:08:14,053 --> 00:08:17,125 In love scenes. boys are shier than girls, 96 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,652 so you go it... 97 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:22,084 The camera's on you, but he could wreck the scene. 98 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,567 He kisses badly. 99 00:08:25,294 --> 00:08:27,205 Not as well as my boyfriend. 100 00:08:27,414 --> 00:08:29,688 So you kiss her badly? 101 00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:33,092 Dunno. I only kiss girls who want to! 102 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:36,647 Kiss her so she enjoys it, OK? 103 00:08:36,854 --> 00:08:39,493 At least so l. as a spectator, enjoy it! 104 00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:42,372 Go on. kiss now! Let us see. Go on! 105 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,766 Go on, hurry! 106 00:08:47,014 --> 00:08:47,924 Well? 107 00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:50,602 - I get in position? - Yes, I'm waiting! 108 00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:02,485 Not little pecks, kiss her properly. 109 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,491 I want it to last. it must be interminable. 110 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,847 Looks like a corpse! 111 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:25,127 Let's shoot it. 112 00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:27,454 I'll take that. 113 00:09:31,495 --> 00:09:33,133 - We can go now. - Yes, but right away. 114 00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:36,015 - We're losing the light! - I was rehearsing. 115 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,695 Shooting now! Everyone in place, please! 116 00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:41,694 We're running out of time. 117 00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:48,574 Quiet everyone! 118 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:51,044 Action! 119 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:09,570 Look at those two idiots! 120 00:10:10,297 --> 00:10:12,730 That's not how you smooch! 121 00:10:14,296 --> 00:10:15,365 Cut! 122 00:10:16,296 --> 00:10:17,775 Watch out! The equipment! 123 00:10:28,657 --> 00:10:30,727 Crazy country: rain and sunshine at once! 124 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:32,695 That's the Atlantic coast! 125 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:36,652 I said let's get it in the can fast! 126 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,127 Get what in the can? You saw that kiss? 127 00:10:39,577 --> 00:10:42,216 It's her! She's turning her head away! 128 00:10:43,257 --> 00:10:44,656 Leo. this is serious: 129 00:10:45,057 --> 00:10:47,935 they're doing it to dodge the sex scene! 130 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:50,173 They won't do the love scenes. 131 00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:52,845 But without that, I've got nothing. 132 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,330 Here's Mr Two-Faced! 133 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:08,175 She can't go in the sea. Her mother phoned me at 2AM. 134 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:09,732 Her mother? She's 18? 135 00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:12,971 Doctor's orders: only up to her knees! 136 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:15,088 My script says she swims! 137 00:11:15,377 --> 00:11:19,371 If a doctor says she can't, we've got an insurance claim. 138 00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:22,577 Want to make a claim? No? Then I'll shoot. 139 00:11:22,778 --> 00:11:25,372 - And the skinny dip? - Don't say "skinny dip"! 140 00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:29,129 That's not my language! Or how I talk to actors! 141 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:30,812 Up to there, you're OK. 142 00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:32,771 Right, a horrible shot! 143 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:36,013 A girl in a swimsuit, cut off there is awful! 144 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:40,096 If she can't take the icy water, it's my problem! 145 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,211 It's up to her and me! Not you! 146 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,536 It's not for the production manager! 147 00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:58,457 I'll make her swim! 148 00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:02,777 Whatever he and his cronies say: 149 00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:04,659 I'm not nuts. 150 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:08,499 The actors, pals or not, I can control. 151 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,931 I'm always in control. 152 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,859 They're my actors! 153 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:17,218 When I seem furious. I'm not really angry. 154 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,095 Maybe I am, but it's good for the role. 155 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,530 That's how the movie has to be shot. 156 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,458 Don't worry, I won't harm the movie! 157 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,888 I'm not worried. 158 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,899 You should be. 159 00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:31,216 I never know what I'll do. it's terrifying. 160 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,178 I don't know how I manage. 161 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:36,971 It's always a last minute thing. 162 00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:42,023 I love post-industrial garbage dumps. 163 00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:45,135 I dote on whatever mangles the landscape. 164 00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:10,615 Did you break your foot? 165 00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:11,778 No. 166 00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:13,542 I put my foot down! 167 00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:16,417 It broke itself. A metaphor for this film. 168 00:14:16,864 --> 00:14:18,615 Anyway, the cane is fabulous. 169 00:14:18,943 --> 00:14:21,582 - lsn't it? - Very 17th century! 170 00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:23,977 Incredible! 171 00:14:25,424 --> 00:14:27,813 The very same garden as at the villa. 172 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,496 We did our best. 173 00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:33,737 Scary! We just finished it in time. 174 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,056 Even the plants are the same! 175 00:14:36,264 --> 00:14:37,538 They're real. 176 00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:40,217 I love studios. 177 00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:03,064 That reflection will be a pain. 178 00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:08,175 Jeanne, you have to decide. 179 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,935 Bart needs to know the set up. 180 00:15:26,545 --> 00:15:29,218 I want to see the bedroom door to link things, 181 00:15:29,985 --> 00:15:31,498 then we move in closer. 182 00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:35,184 No, in fact the opposite. 183 00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:38,980 We pull back as she goes toward the bedroom. 184 00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:43,618 Or I do it in two shots. 185 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,179 That'll take more time. 186 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,057 Can we do it in one shot? 187 00:15:57,425 --> 00:15:59,496 No problem! We get rid of a wall. 188 00:16:01,146 --> 00:16:02,738 Will that take long? 189 00:16:04,106 --> 00:16:05,061 No... 190 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:07,942 We'll split it there and there... 191 00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:32,219 - I'll help you. Shall I pour? - No! 192 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,540 You broke your foot? 193 00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:40,503 I put my foot down! To save this film! 194 00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:44,942 - You in pain? - Forget it! 195 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,864 I'm on the set. so I'm not out sick! 196 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,784 Serve me! 197 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,821 You'll see. the mood's different. 198 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,221 In a studio, you're in control. 199 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,503 Not like outside. where the weather's king. 200 00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:23,269 A studio's like a church. A place of speech. 201 00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:26,746 The movie's speech. Not your smutty jokes! 202 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:30,789 You find jokes vulgar: they relax me. 203 00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:34,504 I feel loved by the grips and electricians. 204 00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:37,306 I really need to be loved by them. 205 00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:39,148 The love scenes are coming up. 206 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:42,343 "Male jokes" soon get out of hand. 207 00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:45,270 I need to love you, to film you! 208 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,389 You wiggle your ass for the crew: I want to puke! 209 00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:54,184 - I mean no harm. I'm very shy. - Not at all! 210 00:18:55,112 --> 00:18:58,740 You waste your charm. There's none left for the camera! 211 00:19:01,151 --> 00:19:03,142 I said you looked ugly on the beach... 212 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,105 - Screw beauty! - That's not what I meant! 213 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,143 I mean moral ugliness! 214 00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:10,343 An actor who isn't in the shot! 215 00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:13,020 His flesh is there. but not his soul. 216 00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:16,270 You can have the best light, the best cameraman. 217 00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:19,145 if the actor doesn't give you his inner light, 218 00:19:19,352 --> 00:19:21,912 you film dead flesh. The corpse of a film! 219 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,185 I won't use the angle on you, or very little. 220 00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:31,222 OK, that's what editing is for, 221 00:19:31,432 --> 00:19:33,184 so it doesn't really matter. 222 00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:36,065 You think the Actress is hopeless, 223 00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:39,470 but what she gave me is magnificent! 224 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,230 She turns her green eyes on you: 225 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,788 it's like she's burning with desire for you. 226 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,430 That shot will make the scene! 227 00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,188 It'll do wonders for her character. 228 00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:54,506 Your Actress is hopeless! She's not an actress! 229 00:19:54,914 --> 00:19:57,552 I'm interested in myself: I'm unique. 230 00:19:57,873 --> 00:20:00,784 You're unique? How can you say that? 231 00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:06,987 If I'm ill at ease, screw your film. 232 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,423 But I'm well-paid, so I'm happy. 233 00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:12,828 Don't say it's just for the money. 234 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,788 No, I'm glad to do your film, and glad to be well-paid. 235 00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:21,629 You insulted me on the beach! You enjoy that! 236 00:20:21,874 --> 00:20:23,307 No. I don't! 237 00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:25,825 When I see the scene's bad, I panic. 238 00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,229 I don't realize what I'm saying. 239 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,028 Awful things! They freeze me up. 240 00:20:33,994 --> 00:20:36,030 I want you to be as I see you. 241 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,908 - I can't see myself! - You must sense it! 242 00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:42,944 Flirting with everyone, as if you wanted to bed them! 243 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,622 I'm furious it won't be in the film. 244 00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:52,030 But we got it once: the scene in the dunes is great! 245 00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:55,907 You're the way I like you, and you have dimples. 246 00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:59,902 An ironic counterpoint to the scene's sentimentality. 247 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,227 A thing and its opposite. 248 00:21:03,115 --> 00:21:05,709 But in the dune scene. something happened. 249 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,348 You let yourself go. 250 00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:09,705 You stopped protecting yourself, 251 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,712 worrying if you were obscene. 252 00:21:11,915 --> 00:21:14,476 Fear of being obscene, makes one obscene. 253 00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:17,311 The camera frames what one sees. doesn't see. 254 00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:19,154 or thinks one sees. 255 00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:21,591 And the emotion you convey. 256 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:25,272 Emotion is never dirty or obscene. It's grace. 257 00:21:27,636 --> 00:21:30,274 Sorry to interrupt your intimate conversation... 258 00:21:30,635 --> 00:21:32,148 It's not intimate. 259 00:21:34,475 --> 00:21:36,273 I watched you from afar, I didn't dare come over. 260 00:21:36,476 --> 00:21:37,750 How did we look? 261 00:21:37,956 --> 00:21:40,914 You have a weird relationship with your Actor, 262 00:21:41,476 --> 00:21:43,432 so passionate, like two wildcats. 263 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,185 No one dares interfere. as you go at each other. 264 00:21:47,437 --> 00:21:50,873 It started badly, but I think we'll get over that. 265 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,066 He's horribly proud! 266 00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:24,553 Cut! 267 00:22:26,518 --> 00:22:28,474 - One more? - No. that's it. 268 00:22:28,678 --> 00:22:30,157 Which do we print? 269 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:32,793 The last one for sure. and... 270 00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:35,466 Take 2. 271 00:22:36,678 --> 00:22:38,714 - There's Take 4. - Did you like it? 272 00:22:39,638 --> 00:22:41,309 Not bad. Smilier. 273 00:22:41,517 --> 00:22:43,155 I'm not wild about smiles. 274 00:22:44,117 --> 00:22:45,995 That one too, can't do any harm. 275 00:22:49,598 --> 00:22:51,236 2. 4 and the last one! 276 00:22:53,118 --> 00:22:54,870 He has to try on his fake penis. 277 00:22:55,118 --> 00:22:56,870 I'm in no hurry for that! 278 00:22:57,319 --> 00:22:58,798 Knowwhat I call him? 279 00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:00,672 "Minimum Service." 280 00:23:00,919 --> 00:23:04,228 He just stands in front of the camera for a take. 281 00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:07,233 He's such a whore on the set! 282 00:23:07,438 --> 00:23:09,714 A tramp, who wiggles his ass. 283 00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,068 Jeanne... 284 00:23:11,879 --> 00:23:14,552 It's always that way: at first you're enthusiastic 285 00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:18,354 about your male leads, you pick them for their looks. 286 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:21,555 Then they let you down, you reject them. 287 00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:22,828 Really? 288 00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:24,597 Last time. it was the same. 289 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,839 I felt it was very different. 290 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,228 No. the same. 291 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,630 You look at boys the way men look at girls: 292 00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:33,989 for consumption, not human qualities. 293 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,189 I always film machos. What can I do? 294 00:23:38,399 --> 00:23:42,233 Rhett Butler. in "Gone with the Wind". was the ultimate macho. 295 00:23:42,519 --> 00:23:43,668 So there. 296 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,760 I think we can only love the men we despise. 297 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,556 Antagonism is a tonic for desire. 298 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,758 Right, human qualities can't match desire. 299 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,116 Yes, but desire is a human quality. 300 00:23:56,281 --> 00:23:58,431 Yes! It's a human quality! 301 00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:04,954 Jeanne? 302 00:24:05,399 --> 00:24:06,514 Come in! 303 00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:21,718 - Is it ready? - No. 304 00:24:22,121 --> 00:24:25,238 It's not holding on him naturally. 305 00:24:27,361 --> 00:24:29,921 At home I tried it on myself for an hour. 306 00:24:31,442 --> 00:24:34,831 Playing guinea pig. It worked fine. But on him... 307 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,271 His penis is slightly bent. You want it bent or straight? 308 00:24:43,161 --> 00:24:44,719 Straight is prettier. 309 00:24:45,321 --> 00:24:47,835 How bent is it? 35 degrees? 310 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:49,395 About that. 311 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:52,919 It won't hold, it droops. 312 00:24:53,842 --> 00:24:56,800 - But you'll manage? - Yes, I have to perfect it. 313 00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:01,551 It could rest on his pubes, 314 00:25:02,322 --> 00:25:03,835 we'd have to shave them. 315 00:25:04,282 --> 00:25:06,477 You can't, they're continuity. 316 00:25:08,402 --> 00:25:11,872 I need 20 minutes. Will I manage? 317 00:25:13,962 --> 00:25:15,315 I think I will. 318 00:25:25,082 --> 00:25:27,391 - I leave you alone? - Yes. I'd rather. 319 00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:34,395 It's hard. I'm sorry. 320 00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:36,560 No, it's just work. 321 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:51,877 You OK? 322 00:25:53,244 --> 00:25:55,200 No, I feel lousy. I want to puke. 323 00:25:56,644 --> 00:25:59,795 A man has touched my cock twice. I'm not used to it! 324 00:26:00,604 --> 00:26:02,196 - Want a beer? - No. 325 00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:05,237 You do! I'll get you one. Drink. don't think! 326 00:26:05,604 --> 00:26:07,719 The scene'll go all by itself. 327 00:26:09,163 --> 00:26:11,961 When you do it, it won't be a chore. 328 00:26:12,163 --> 00:26:14,199 It's simple: you just do it. 329 00:26:14,923 --> 00:26:18,803 I know. It's a challenge for me. I still want to puke! 330 00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:20,403 Don't leave! 331 00:26:53,605 --> 00:26:55,482 You should come with us. 332 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,764 I'll be here tomorrow. I won't run off. 333 00:27:00,365 --> 00:27:01,879 Afraid I'll run off? 334 00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,155 A bit. 335 00:27:03,366 --> 00:27:06,005 I won't run off. I'm paid to do the film. 336 00:27:07,206 --> 00:27:08,320 Big kiss! 337 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:19,162 Next week. he's at the inn with us. He'll be fine. 338 00:27:29,286 --> 00:27:30,480 You won't dine with us? 339 00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,278 No. I'm tired. 340 00:27:34,046 --> 00:27:35,718 I have to go over my lines. 341 00:27:36,046 --> 00:27:37,799 And phone my boyfriend. 342 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,684 Don't worry, I'm fine. 343 00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:42,158 Well, good night! 344 00:27:45,646 --> 00:27:48,923 She's cooped up in her room, he's not even here. 345 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:52,879 If they don't want me to talk to them. I won't. 346 00:27:53,527 --> 00:27:55,404 I phoned the hotel. 347 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:58,121 He's not out drinking, he's already back. 348 00:27:58,767 --> 00:27:59,916 Good. 349 00:28:00,488 --> 00:28:02,206 A bottle of champagne? 350 00:28:03,088 --> 00:28:04,521 Taittinger, OK? 351 00:28:09,886 --> 00:28:12,924 ...But your kind of scenes don't make things easier. 352 00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:14,842 You said it. 353 00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:17,126 That's the problem. 354 00:28:18,887 --> 00:28:20,843 An intimate scene... 355 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,242 A "nude scene", as they say... 356 00:28:23,448 --> 00:28:26,679 I hate that expression! 357 00:28:27,808 --> 00:28:29,685 ...always frightens them a lot more, 358 00:28:29,968 --> 00:28:32,846 even though, paradoxically, 359 00:28:33,408 --> 00:28:36,003 it's what made them want to do the film! 360 00:28:36,969 --> 00:28:39,608 They can't admit it to themselves. 361 00:28:40,648 --> 00:28:43,845 Once they've got the part, and have to do the scene. 362 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,118 and admit they wanted to do it, 363 00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:49,957 and that they wanted to be watched doing it, 364 00:28:51,288 --> 00:28:53,404 then the fear sets in. 365 00:28:55,128 --> 00:28:57,642 Then they try and blame you: 366 00:28:57,848 --> 00:29:01,080 "You revel in this kind of scene!" You trapped them! 367 00:29:02,649 --> 00:29:06,562 Because they see the scene as they'd direct it. 368 00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:10,763 As something dirty. As if I didn't exist! 369 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,688 Whereas I like purity. 370 00:29:13,889 --> 00:29:18,007 But the dunghill kind. Or it's not purity, it's dumb. 371 00:29:20,809 --> 00:29:22,641 But where they have a point is, 372 00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:26,525 no one faults you for a bad restaurant scene. 373 00:29:26,729 --> 00:29:29,562 you were in a lousy movie, doesn't matter! 374 00:29:30,649 --> 00:29:31,923 But your ass, 375 00:29:32,889 --> 00:29:36,007 in a sex scene, is your ass! 376 00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:40,799 And they always trigger the hostilities! 377 00:29:43,209 --> 00:29:44,403 Always... 378 00:29:45,570 --> 00:29:46,719 Let's hit the sack. 379 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:54,488 You know, I think they have to hate me to act well. 380 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,360 Once they don't care if I love them, 381 00:29:57,571 --> 00:30:00,608 they can face my look, my judgment, 382 00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:04,163 without being afraid to disappoint me. 383 00:30:08,651 --> 00:30:09,879 I'll go up to him, 384 00:30:10,531 --> 00:30:12,964 I'll stand in front of him and stare at him. 385 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,048 so he understands it's my right. 386 00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:18,519 So he sees he can't dodge me, or the role. 387 00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:24,128 There's a lot of lines. A guy can't get it up just like that. 388 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,603 So we had a fake one made. to ease things! 389 00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:29,923 But he could have said: 390 00:30:30,211 --> 00:30:33,443 "l can't get it up for your film". Rather than have a cast made. 391 00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:36,091 To think I didn't dare ask him! 392 00:30:36,332 --> 00:30:38,846 Yes, you palmed it off on me, as usual! 393 00:30:41,252 --> 00:30:44,722 And he accepted meekly, as if it was normal. 394 00:30:45,892 --> 00:30:47,405 Actors amaze me. 395 00:30:48,531 --> 00:30:51,125 But for the girl, I think it's much better. 396 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:55,285 The fact that it's not a real cock is more... reassuring. 397 00:30:55,532 --> 00:30:58,444 Really? You think it's more politically correct? 398 00:30:58,652 --> 00:30:59,687 Yes. 399 00:31:09,013 --> 00:31:10,685 - Is it ready? - Yes. 400 00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:47,207 It's perfect! Looks just like a real one. 401 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,572 Take it easy, Jeanne. 402 00:32:08,815 --> 00:32:09,803 Well? 403 00:32:11,734 --> 00:32:13,770 It's tough for him. 404 00:32:15,454 --> 00:32:18,890 Supposedly he has a huge one, 9 inches! 405 00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:21,524 But he may have asked Willy to cheat. 406 00:32:21,734 --> 00:32:23,850 If that's his real size, I'm jealous. 407 00:32:24,374 --> 00:32:26,365 I'll try to get the truth from Willy. 408 00:32:26,774 --> 00:32:28,128 Let's go! 409 00:32:30,255 --> 00:32:34,567 Great. she'll look like a rag doll in tears. 410 00:32:39,215 --> 00:32:41,810 It's funny, you never look at the big one. 411 00:32:42,016 --> 00:32:42,926 Yes. I do. 412 00:32:43,136 --> 00:32:44,933 No, your look's always there. 413 00:32:45,136 --> 00:32:47,251 Because I'm not at the right height. 414 00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:49,843 The big one's useless: you don't look at it. 415 00:32:50,054 --> 00:32:51,807 Still. it's better. 416 00:32:54,495 --> 00:32:56,565 My dad's arriving in two days. 417 00:32:56,775 --> 00:33:00,484 I have to be 2 extra nights in Lisbon. or I'll miss him. 418 00:33:01,575 --> 00:33:03,134 He can't come here. 419 00:33:05,816 --> 00:33:07,886 You're pretty crafty. 420 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,972 You make promises and don't keep them. 421 00:33:14,256 --> 00:33:17,090 I had an awful dream last night, I hardly slept. 422 00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:27,891 I had a cock that reached to the sky. 423 00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:29,735 I'd become tiny. 424 00:33:33,056 --> 00:33:36,765 It was awful. one of those dreams that seem real. 425 00:33:37,496 --> 00:33:40,773 I woke up all the time, sweating, unable to move. 426 00:33:43,577 --> 00:33:45,568 With that thing, stuck in my belly. 427 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,693 Like a stake for a vampire. 428 00:33:52,977 --> 00:33:55,537 But the real vampire was my penis. 429 00:34:04,338 --> 00:34:05,930 I no longer existed! 430 00:34:17,258 --> 00:34:20,169 I've never had a dream like that. It was awful. 431 00:34:32,578 --> 00:34:34,375 Are we lunching together? 432 00:34:38,059 --> 00:34:39,174 Yes. 433 00:34:42,619 --> 00:34:44,098 He's already seated on the bed? 434 00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:47,132 We'll do time-lapses, we can't shoot it all! 435 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,570 He brought her here to show her the house. 436 00:34:50,779 --> 00:34:53,372 his parents are away, he's on the bed. 437 00:34:53,578 --> 00:34:54,977 so obviously... 438 00:34:55,258 --> 00:34:59,456 That's just it. It's too obvious! 439 00:35:00,099 --> 00:35:03,216 If I was her, I'd just stand there... 440 00:35:03,739 --> 00:35:04,854 You say to me: 441 00:35:05,259 --> 00:35:08,057 "Don't just stand there!" 442 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,258 She comes forward... 443 00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:12,772 You be the girl, I'll be the boy. 444 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,698 Go on... 445 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,134 Right down to it? 446 00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:18,854 Sure, they're on a bed, after all! 447 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:21,527 Then this dummy speaks: she's scared. 448 00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:24,015 Speech is the best chastity belt. 449 00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:28,498 And she sticks her elbows into him. Girls are great at that. 450 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:32,851 As you move in, the elbow jabs your ribs. Very painful. 451 00:35:33,059 --> 00:35:34,573 Yes, but they're smooching. 452 00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:37,931 Sure they are, but nothing more. 453 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,374 Then what does he do? 454 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:45,331 He does this... 455 00:35:46,421 --> 00:35:48,571 Goes straight for her tits? 456 00:35:49,861 --> 00:35:53,648 I'll play along, but don't blame me if I get a hard-on. 457 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,498 Stop showing off, you're not hard. 458 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:59,534 I'm desperately doing mental equations, 459 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:03,097 thinking of my tax return, the shooting schedule... 460 00:36:03,301 --> 00:36:04,654 Liar, you don't have a hard-on! 461 00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:09,059 I told you, I'm thinking about my tax return! 462 00:36:10,182 --> 00:36:14,572 It'd be very embarrassing if I got a hard-on here. 463 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:18,979 Especially as my skinny look is misleading. 464 00:36:19,181 --> 00:36:21,821 Stop boasting that you have a big one. 465 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:25,218 Too bad you're not hard, at least we'd find out! 466 00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:31,695 So there! 467 00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,454 The shot's worked out. 468 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:39,941 Those who whisper that I sleep with my assistant: not at all. 469 00:36:40,142 --> 00:36:41,575 We're working. 470 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:45,571 I know some of you whisper that I sleep with my assistant. 471 00:36:45,783 --> 00:36:46,898 Yes. indeed! 472 00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:49,979 - Where's the art-director? - I'm here! 473 00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:54,299 Put a board under the mattress. It's not a bed, it's an octopus. 474 00:36:54,501 --> 00:36:57,972 You can't do a love scene on a soft bed. it's absurd. 475 00:36:58,182 --> 00:36:59,695 For movies, you need hard beds! 476 00:36:59,902 --> 00:37:01,858 We'll find one. 477 00:37:25,063 --> 00:37:27,213 You OK? Not too worried? 478 00:37:27,423 --> 00:37:29,732 No. I'm fine. 479 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:37,337 It's the Actor's place. Unless he's not coming... 480 00:37:37,543 --> 00:37:39,340 No problem! I'll go elsewhere. 481 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:43,663 Are we eating together? 482 00:37:44,224 --> 00:37:45,339 Yes. 483 00:37:47,984 --> 00:37:49,019 He wants you alone. 484 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,217 You lunching with me? 485 00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,982 She hates me. 486 00:38:11,945 --> 00:38:13,980 I'd kill her if I could. 487 00:38:14,424 --> 00:38:16,016 No. she's nice. 488 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,655 Hardly fascinating, but nice. 489 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:21,097 She's an idiot! 490 00:38:22,185 --> 00:38:24,096 Yesterday she said horrible things. 491 00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,538 Like what? 492 00:38:27,784 --> 00:38:29,058 Horrible things. 493 00:38:30,505 --> 00:38:33,338 She's out to humiliate any guy within range. 494 00:38:34,585 --> 00:38:36,018 Doesn't matter. 495 00:38:44,106 --> 00:38:45,698 You didn't call me this weekend? 496 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:48,302 You gave me a wrong cell phone number. 497 00:38:50,546 --> 00:38:52,025 You didn't call the hotel? 498 00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:58,219 And you think I gave you a wrong number? 499 00:38:58,425 --> 00:38:59,824 No faith! 500 00:39:00,025 --> 00:39:02,983 You want total obedience. or you get destructive. 501 00:39:03,825 --> 00:39:05,179 And fast! 502 00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:10,260 Once the movie's over. 503 00:39:10,586 --> 00:39:12,656 we'll be total strangers. 504 00:39:13,906 --> 00:39:15,180 Probably... 505 00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:18,101 I don't wish it. but it usually happens. 506 00:39:19,267 --> 00:39:20,939 I don't want it to happen. 507 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:27,743 You must trust me. respect my freedom. 508 00:39:28,747 --> 00:39:32,217 I can't hole up in the inn, I need to go out, alone. 509 00:39:33,347 --> 00:39:36,463 But you behave like a very social animal! 510 00:39:36,946 --> 00:39:38,698 The crew's my second family! 511 00:39:38,906 --> 00:39:41,865 I spent my childhood on film sets with my dad. 512 00:39:44,867 --> 00:39:45,936 You want to meet him? 513 00:39:47,987 --> 00:39:48,976 Yes. 514 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,461 You'll like him. 515 00:39:50,707 --> 00:39:53,176 He's more stylish than me, more handsome. 516 00:39:57,108 --> 00:40:00,861 I like having greasy hands, or working the soil. 517 00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:06,941 I hate possessions, clothes, I want to own nothing. 518 00:40:08,148 --> 00:40:10,787 I'm not into money: money is power. 519 00:40:12,268 --> 00:40:14,385 Owning nothing is freedom. 520 00:40:16,388 --> 00:40:19,505 I can't stand your bossiness: you're a tyrant. 521 00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:22,266 A tyrant! 522 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:25,382 I hate that! And how you speak to people! 523 00:40:26,469 --> 00:40:27,788 I'm making a film! 524 00:40:30,148 --> 00:40:33,185 My relationship with you is sheer agony! 525 00:40:33,388 --> 00:40:35,185 The same goes for me! 526 00:40:41,789 --> 00:40:45,668 I've never felt as bad as on your film. 527 00:40:46,189 --> 00:40:49,148 But I'm glad you chose me. I thought you'd take 528 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:51,910 the guy I tested with: he's more handsome. 529 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:53,509 A lot more handsome! 530 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:55,304 All those I considered. 531 00:40:56,389 --> 00:40:57,617 there were three. 532 00:40:58,429 --> 00:41:01,705 were all more handsome. But you're... 533 00:41:02,309 --> 00:41:04,823 You're a hustler! 534 00:41:05,669 --> 00:41:08,263 You can make people think you're handsome! 535 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,705 But I have to drag it out of you. 536 00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:15,501 I can't stand being shouted at. 537 00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:19,585 I found a calendar I had when I was 5. 538 00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:22,029 You realize, 5 years old! 539 00:41:24,711 --> 00:41:27,908 I'd put a cross on certain days. There were 5... 540 00:41:28,591 --> 00:41:30,740 There were only 5 days... 541 00:41:30,950 --> 00:41:32,383 5 days when what? 542 00:41:33,630 --> 00:41:35,906 When my stepmother didn't beat me. 543 00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:40,618 So when I'm shouted at, I go nuts! 544 00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:44,225 It's not meanness, it's anxiety. 545 00:41:52,431 --> 00:41:55,264 Aren't you hungry? You've hardly eaten anything. 546 00:41:55,831 --> 00:41:57,059 Neither have you. 547 00:41:57,871 --> 00:42:01,022 An empty stomach's good for the scene. So I'm light. 548 00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:28,427 Take off your socks! A boy in socks looks silly. 549 00:42:28,632 --> 00:42:30,031 I won't take them off! 550 00:42:30,592 --> 00:42:31,910 Yes, you will. 551 00:42:32,111 --> 00:42:34,182 Not my socks. I'm fine this way. Basta! 552 00:42:34,632 --> 00:42:36,270 I decide that! 553 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:39,072 Tomorrow they go! You can't be naked in socks! 554 00:42:39,272 --> 00:42:43,424 I'll take off my shoes. But my socks is too much. 555 00:42:49,953 --> 00:42:51,545 I must be dreaming! 556 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,789 This guy's driving me nuts! 557 00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:56,422 If I can't make him take off his socks... 558 00:42:58,673 --> 00:43:01,790 He's an asshole... I already hate him! 559 00:43:27,114 --> 00:43:29,025 Why won't you take off your socks? 560 00:43:29,714 --> 00:43:32,354 Ashamed of your feet? Are they abnormal? 561 00:43:33,074 --> 00:43:34,746 Barefoot isn't bareass. 562 00:43:37,394 --> 00:43:38,906 I'm a fetishist. 563 00:43:40,193 --> 00:43:42,627 If I don't keep on my socks, I think I'll die. 564 00:43:43,713 --> 00:43:47,184 Just tell yourself it's OK to remove them. 565 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:50,943 I said I'm a fetishist. I can't be reassured. 566 00:43:54,354 --> 00:43:56,266 What'll you do tomorrow? 567 00:44:04,674 --> 00:44:06,585 Just trust me. 568 00:44:27,595 --> 00:44:29,745 - He keeps his socks on? - Yes. he does. 569 00:44:29,955 --> 00:44:32,265 - There he still has them on. - I agreed to it. 570 00:44:35,275 --> 00:44:36,344 Cigarette ready? 571 00:44:38,395 --> 00:44:39,748 Shooting now! 572 00:44:40,515 --> 00:44:43,235 Let's all be quiet, please. 573 00:44:44,676 --> 00:44:45,904 Chew on the medal. 574 00:44:47,036 --> 00:44:48,151 There. 575 00:44:48,716 --> 00:44:50,195 - Roll it! - Rolling. 576 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,626 - Clapper! - 22/9 Take 8! 577 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,392 Action! 578 00:45:01,836 --> 00:45:03,986 "Don't just stand there!" 579 00:45:08,076 --> 00:45:09,304 "No. but... 580 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,673 "Let's not stay in the bedroom." 581 00:45:21,117 --> 00:45:22,345 Your lines! Let's go! 582 00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:26,509 "You don't like it in here?" 583 00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:34,113 "Sure..." 584 00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:54,514 I like the ambiguity... 585 00:45:56,198 --> 00:46:00,430 Move in closer... Camera moves in! 586 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:06,870 That's not fast enough... 587 00:46:07,798 --> 00:46:10,107 We should've done it when I said so... 588 00:46:10,638 --> 00:46:12,993 But it's not bad. 589 00:46:17,199 --> 00:46:18,109 "Don't trust" 590 00:46:18,319 --> 00:46:20,786 That's not the right position, sit up! 591 00:46:23,638 --> 00:46:26,550 "lf anything happens to me, I'll be to blame." 592 00:46:33,879 --> 00:46:35,517 "What could happen?" 593 00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:42,753 "Nothing." 594 00:46:43,999 --> 00:46:46,388 Now. kiss! 595 00:46:46,759 --> 00:46:47,987 There... 596 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,390 Kiss her properly! 597 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,309 You've already kissed, this is teenage love! 598 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,589 Like in a disco. or a car. 599 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,870 on the sand. on the beach... 600 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,150 Life is being good to you. 601 00:47:09,919 --> 00:47:13,993 The elbow goes on her breast, we move in closer. 602 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,555 his hand on her breast... 603 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,034 Use your elbow, I want to see it... 604 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,793 The elbow... 605 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:28,597 The elbow's to protect the body! 606 00:47:33,081 --> 00:47:37,314 Now your hand slides down her body... 607 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,116 He floors me! 608 00:47:50,281 --> 00:47:51,634 Let's cut. 609 00:47:52,441 --> 00:47:53,237 Cut! 610 00:47:53,481 --> 00:47:54,880 Help! 611 00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:04,761 Your face looked wonderful. 612 00:48:04,962 --> 00:48:09,353 as you leaned over him, I saw your emotion, your innocence... 613 00:48:09,562 --> 00:48:12,918 Then you turned your head to get the cigarette, 614 00:48:13,122 --> 00:48:15,158 but it was totally mechanical. 615 00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:18,957 I lost your expression, your emotion, your innocence, 616 00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:23,154 all the magic I had when you were looking at him. 617 00:48:23,361 --> 00:48:26,638 Let's do it again... Stay like that. 618 00:48:26,842 --> 00:48:29,800 Take the cigarette much later. OK? 619 00:48:30,002 --> 00:48:31,913 But first. I want that look. 620 00:48:32,642 --> 00:48:34,155 OK? 621 00:48:34,362 --> 00:48:35,432 Let's go! 622 00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:38,557 You never kissed anyone, asshole? 623 00:48:38,763 --> 00:48:40,162 Go on! 624 00:48:41,242 --> 00:48:42,357 There! 625 00:48:42,562 --> 00:48:43,961 They're kissing... 626 00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,440 I love teen years! 627 00:48:49,723 --> 00:48:50,917 She's going to get it. 628 00:48:51,163 --> 00:48:55,441 Yes. but she wants that. As long as he's responsible for it. 629 00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:57,281 That's young girls for you! 630 00:49:03,403 --> 00:49:04,552 Cut! 631 00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:15,872 Jeanne will take this very badly! 632 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,233 You making a big mistake, pal! 633 00:49:19,603 --> 00:49:21,275 You said he needn't stay at the inn? 634 00:49:21,483 --> 00:49:25,796 I did not. I said it was OK until tonight. 635 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:27,403 Shall I call him at the hotel? 636 00:49:27,604 --> 00:49:30,562 No. I don't want to talk to him! 637 00:49:33,885 --> 00:49:36,001 But he'll hear from me! 638 00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,403 But what do I do? 639 00:49:38,605 --> 00:49:41,483 Send my 2nd assistant to move him by force? 640 00:49:41,685 --> 00:49:43,833 He can do what he wants! I don't care! 641 00:49:49,044 --> 00:49:52,036 I said Jeanne isn't with me! I can't disturb her! 642 00:49:52,244 --> 00:49:53,962 Call her in her room! 643 00:49:55,084 --> 00:49:59,078 All I know is she's furious! Call her and settle it with her! 644 00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:02,003 I won't talk to him. 645 00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:05,400 Some days I hate playing go-between! 646 00:50:13,005 --> 00:50:15,644 You pick actors, because you love them. 647 00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:20,960 But once they've got the role, they change. 648 00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:25,439 Because now you can't fire them, so they get even. 649 00:50:28,205 --> 00:50:32,404 You treat them like princes and princesses. 650 00:50:33,206 --> 00:50:36,642 But they want to be loved for what they are. 651 00:50:37,086 --> 00:50:39,236 So once they've been chosen and have power, 652 00:50:39,446 --> 00:50:42,324 and even the dumbest understand that... 653 00:50:43,926 --> 00:50:45,678 the film becomes their hostage. 654 00:50:46,206 --> 00:50:49,278 They're in front of the camera, you can't do a thing about it. 655 00:50:53,726 --> 00:50:55,319 It's really painful. 656 00:50:55,527 --> 00:50:59,281 I say I hate them, but deep down I love them. 657 00:51:01,887 --> 00:51:04,162 I hate them for not loving me. 658 00:51:04,646 --> 00:51:07,286 You think they do the film out of love. but... 659 00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:11,356 I don't know... Out of vanity? Why do they do the film? 660 00:51:14,047 --> 00:51:16,002 And there's their cowardly side. 661 00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:19,165 When you get tough with them, though you have no real power, 662 00:51:19,807 --> 00:51:23,846 they're the first to be hateful, to trigger the hostilities. 663 00:51:24,447 --> 00:51:28,725 And when they back down, you despise them. 664 00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:32,238 Though you'd really like to love them. 665 00:51:34,088 --> 00:51:37,205 I'm talking about actors, not actresses. 666 00:51:37,408 --> 00:51:40,161 With them I get along, even when we don't like each other. 667 00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:43,959 The violence. the power trip, is masculine. 668 00:51:46,727 --> 00:51:49,719 But it's when you put them down that they're dazzling, 669 00:51:49,927 --> 00:51:51,121 as if they needed it. 670 00:51:52,287 --> 00:51:55,121 Because an actor is female. 671 00:51:56,088 --> 00:51:58,079 He has to be. to be an actor. 672 00:51:59,808 --> 00:52:04,165 And sharing your emotion with them is a mistake. 673 00:52:04,568 --> 00:52:08,687 A director is a predator, you drag the emotion out of them! 674 00:52:08,889 --> 00:52:11,528 It becomes yours, your name's on the film. 675 00:52:11,969 --> 00:52:14,119 The actors are the film's basic material. 676 00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:18,244 That's how it is: humanly it's appalling. 677 00:52:23,889 --> 00:52:25,958 It's like I'm going to my own hanging. 678 00:52:27,568 --> 00:52:29,560 Think they'll take their clothes off? 679 00:52:29,769 --> 00:52:33,079 He wouldn't take his socks off: that's not promising! 680 00:52:36,049 --> 00:52:39,564 In other people's films actors undress, don't they? 681 00:52:40,010 --> 00:52:41,125 All of them! 682 00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:43,248 Even for lousy scenes. 683 00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:47,438 They do shower scenes that are sheer titillation! 684 00:52:47,649 --> 00:52:49,560 But for me, they won't do it! 685 00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:55,962 I'll do it in one shot. 686 00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:58,964 I'll shoot the whole scene in one shot. 687 00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:01,286 So they can't escape me. 688 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:04,246 Once they're naked, they can't get dressed. 689 00:53:05,011 --> 00:53:06,807 It's the only solution. 690 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:09,046 1 5 pages! How will you manage? 691 00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:11,246 I can! I can do it! 692 00:53:18,690 --> 00:53:22,399 We'll shoot the scene in one shot. We'll put cue-boards everywhere. 693 00:53:22,970 --> 00:53:24,403 The whole scene? 694 00:53:28,011 --> 00:53:29,729 We'll cut that blonde. 695 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:33,884 I need a flag for that poly. 696 00:53:42,732 --> 00:53:43,847 You OK? 697 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:48,609 You don't look happy. 698 00:53:51,251 --> 00:53:52,809 I can't complain. I'm well-paid. 699 00:54:00,451 --> 00:54:01,406 What is it? 700 00:54:02,692 --> 00:54:03,920 Nothing. 701 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:06,130 You want to tell me something? 702 00:54:07,652 --> 00:54:09,370 I'll tell you later. 703 00:54:09,732 --> 00:54:12,007 Tell me now, it's simpler. 704 00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:14,486 It doesn't matter. 705 00:54:14,693 --> 00:54:15,967 What is it? 706 00:54:17,093 --> 00:54:20,050 No, but the script never says he's naked. 707 00:54:20,772 --> 00:54:23,002 He takes off his pants, but not his shorts. 708 00:54:23,492 --> 00:54:25,563 I know, I wrote that, it was silly! 709 00:54:26,293 --> 00:54:27,884 I should have re-read it. 710 00:54:28,812 --> 00:54:32,009 A guy with a hard-on sticking out of his shorts? 711 00:54:32,972 --> 00:54:34,166 It'll look farcical. 712 00:54:36,012 --> 00:54:37,366 I want to know: 713 00:54:37,573 --> 00:54:41,009 it also says his cock is seen in shadowplay. 714 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:44,369 It won't be in shadowplay. 715 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,766 That's a figure of speech. 716 00:54:47,293 --> 00:54:50,330 For people who make decisions after reading scripts. 717 00:54:51,253 --> 00:54:52,527 It says "shadowplay". 718 00:54:52,773 --> 00:54:54,729 To hell with what I write! 719 00:54:56,253 --> 00:54:58,528 Cinema is who plays it. 720 00:54:58,933 --> 00:55:01,607 Films change depending on the actor. 721 00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,725 In any case, he doesn't keep on his shorts. 722 00:55:07,734 --> 00:55:09,963 But I'd like him to keep on his shirt. 723 00:55:10,653 --> 00:55:13,043 Naked bodies bore me. 724 00:55:14,334 --> 00:55:15,892 We'll try things out... 725 00:55:17,174 --> 00:55:18,971 We'll try them and then see... 726 00:55:52,654 --> 00:55:54,804 Jeanne. Iunch break. 727 00:55:55,854 --> 00:55:58,415 I'll skip lunch, I don't want to see them. 728 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:01,771 No point in re-reading it. 729 00:56:02,215 --> 00:56:05,252 The scene makes no sense to me now. 730 00:56:05,455 --> 00:56:08,015 I doubt they'll lunch: they're rehearsing. 731 00:56:08,975 --> 00:56:09,852 Rehearsing together? 732 00:56:10,056 --> 00:56:12,490 They're going over their lines. 733 00:56:12,856 --> 00:56:14,972 I'm glad to hear that. 734 00:56:15,456 --> 00:56:17,492 Give me the car keys just in case, 735 00:56:18,056 --> 00:56:20,092 but I'll go for a walk. 736 00:56:21,497 --> 00:56:24,693 I'd be on the set at 12:01 on the dot. 737 00:56:28,816 --> 00:56:30,567 This is happiness. 738 00:57:06,617 --> 00:57:08,256 Want to hear the latest? 739 00:57:10,937 --> 00:57:14,247 He didn't come to lunch. She came for 20 minutes. 740 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:18,094 Did they say anything, did they ask for me? 741 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,010 No, they seem calm. 742 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:23,970 Their bodies are made-up? 743 00:57:24,177 --> 00:57:26,486 I reminded her this morning. 744 00:57:27,497 --> 00:57:30,773 So they know? And they agree to it? 745 00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:33,537 I can't believe it. 746 00:57:38,818 --> 00:57:40,092 Nowwhat do we do? 747 00:57:40,378 --> 00:57:41,652 I don't know. 748 00:57:42,258 --> 00:57:44,489 I have to figure it out myself. 749 00:57:44,779 --> 00:57:46,690 I need to be alone. too. 750 00:57:47,379 --> 00:57:51,690 The set's restricted to the director's staff! Go away! 751 00:57:53,058 --> 00:57:55,936 You throw me out when you light it! 752 00:57:56,538 --> 00:57:57,971 Everyone out! 753 00:57:58,258 --> 00:58:01,216 I need to figure what I wrote, 754 00:58:01,618 --> 00:58:03,370 to go over my scene. 755 00:58:03,578 --> 00:58:06,616 Later. we'll rehearse. Endlessly! 756 00:58:07,819 --> 00:58:09,047 You leave. too. 757 00:58:09,259 --> 00:58:11,090 But I'm doing the scene with you! 758 00:58:11,299 --> 00:58:13,733 No! I have a right to be alone! 759 00:58:14,179 --> 00:58:18,332 You respect a writer's need to be alone! I need it. too! 760 00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:21,100 I'll be in a corner. in case you need me. 761 00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:24,213 No! Go away! 762 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:27,699 I don't want a glimpse of you! 763 00:58:33,459 --> 00:58:35,256 There! Leo? 764 00:58:37,179 --> 00:58:38,328 Come in! 765 00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,129 Why did you leave? 766 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:46,410 My boss said: everyone out! 767 00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:48,054 Not you, I need you. 768 00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:50,171 I'm very flattered. 769 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,411 I don't know where to begin. 770 00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:01,019 I'm totally lost. 771 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:05,655 When I wrote it. the scene made sense. 772 00:59:07,581 --> 00:59:10,414 Last night, I reread it and it fell apart. 773 00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:13,252 I reread it 15 times! 774 00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:16,294 Nothing, it meant nothing! 775 00:59:21,061 --> 00:59:22,050 Come here! 776 00:59:23,461 --> 00:59:24,735 You be the girl! 777 00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:28,337 I know what boys do... 778 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,138 They're totally predictable. 779 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,698 The girl's the answer. 780 00:59:34,661 --> 00:59:36,891 So first I have to know what he'll do. 781 00:59:40,222 --> 00:59:41,974 It's the body movements, never the words. 782 00:59:42,182 --> 00:59:44,980 Words are lies. bodies are truth. 783 00:59:45,862 --> 00:59:47,739 Now I have to invent the truth. 784 00:59:59,781 --> 01:00:01,658 She's lying on the bed... 785 01:00:24,143 --> 01:00:25,940 She puts an arm on her forehead, 786 01:00:28,184 --> 01:00:30,060 you're dreaming, open-eyed... 787 01:00:32,742 --> 01:00:35,540 He's undressing, but you don't want to know it. 788 01:00:37,863 --> 01:00:40,058 Her feet are together... Yes, together. 789 01:00:43,183 --> 01:00:44,662 That's not together, that's crossed. 790 01:00:44,983 --> 01:00:48,498 Now he can do what girls like... nothing... 791 01:00:48,823 --> 01:00:50,462 Remember, she's a virgin! 792 01:00:53,184 --> 01:00:57,462 Surrender! Or he'll look dumb with his ass sticking out. 793 01:00:57,664 --> 01:00:59,574 That's no good... 794 01:00:59,943 --> 01:01:01,900 No, girls let boys do things. 795 01:01:02,104 --> 01:01:04,413 Because it forces boys to do them. 796 01:01:20,984 --> 01:01:22,736 What does she say now? Say it! 797 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:25,698 "l love you, but..." 798 01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:27,414 Right. 799 01:01:27,945 --> 01:01:29,617 That awful "but"! 800 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:35,416 She sighs... 801 01:01:40,065 --> 01:01:42,101 And she twists around... 802 01:01:42,945 --> 01:01:44,583 which brings her here... 803 01:01:49,546 --> 01:01:51,776 That'll be nice for the camera. 804 01:01:52,706 --> 01:01:56,220 Now we can see he's getting nowhere. 805 01:01:56,745 --> 01:01:58,736 You're such bitches! 806 01:01:59,186 --> 01:02:00,539 Not at all! 807 01:02:03,985 --> 01:02:07,500 It's the conflict between her desire. She wants him... 808 01:02:08,185 --> 01:02:10,905 And her view of her own dignity. 809 01:02:11,786 --> 01:02:15,176 Is getting laid by a boy good for her self-image? 810 01:02:16,186 --> 01:02:19,178 Sex is what people do most and admit least. 811 01:02:27,987 --> 01:02:30,103 Can you ask Rose to come in? 812 01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:32,741 She's the size of the Actress. 813 01:02:32,946 --> 01:02:34,823 She'll be the girl. You, for once, the boy. 814 01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:39,458 Ask Rose to come to the set, please? 815 01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:42,578 As fast as you can, thanks. 816 01:02:43,466 --> 01:02:45,741 It's all so precise and complex... 817 01:02:47,787 --> 01:02:49,698 If only girls were more normal! 818 01:02:49,907 --> 01:02:52,421 All this to get laid for the first time! 819 01:03:03,467 --> 01:03:06,425 They're all out there waiting! 820 01:03:07,507 --> 01:03:09,305 We were holed up 1 hr 26 minutes! 821 01:03:09,508 --> 01:03:11,783 No? It felt like 20 minutes. 822 01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:13,626 1 hr 26! 823 01:03:16,267 --> 01:03:19,816 Now we'll rehearse it till the moves are perfect. 824 01:03:22,028 --> 01:03:24,383 And none of those terrycloth robes 825 01:03:24,588 --> 01:03:27,056 that are so dear to actors! 826 01:03:27,388 --> 01:03:28,662 I want to see bodies. 827 01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:31,618 Bodies can't move in bathrobes. 828 01:03:31,948 --> 01:03:34,746 And they're no help for the lighting. 829 01:03:35,148 --> 01:03:38,026 Wear shorts or swimsuits. 830 01:03:38,228 --> 01:03:39,707 It won't be indecent. 831 01:03:39,908 --> 01:03:41,899 You won't be cold. the lights'll be on. 832 01:03:42,108 --> 01:03:44,259 If they're cold, do we have heating? 833 01:03:44,469 --> 01:03:45,663 OK, we got it. 834 01:03:48,189 --> 01:03:49,508 - We rehearsing? - Yes. 835 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:56,744 Will the fake penis stay on? He'll move a lot. 836 01:03:58,389 --> 01:04:02,143 I had a fake one made so the erection isn't a problem. 837 01:04:02,349 --> 01:04:04,020 But we must be discreet. 838 01:04:04,228 --> 01:04:08,017 We'll see it clearly at first, but it mustn't intrude. 839 01:04:08,429 --> 01:04:10,420 OK. we'll see. 840 01:04:12,309 --> 01:04:15,824 We have to try it out with the camera. No problem. 841 01:04:16,189 --> 01:04:20,547 But I need an hour for the lighting. 842 01:04:21,710 --> 01:04:23,268 There are changes there... 843 01:04:24,350 --> 01:04:26,227 Lots of changes! 844 01:04:38,789 --> 01:04:39,938 I want this one. 845 01:04:40,189 --> 01:04:41,383 Isn't it a bit much? 846 01:04:41,589 --> 01:04:44,627 No, I'll try it on and see if it's OK. 847 01:04:45,030 --> 01:04:46,463 We can always change it. 848 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:48,665 Fine! 849 01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:55,270 Why the different sizes? I thought it was a real cast. 850 01:05:02,071 --> 01:05:03,789 Here it is. 851 01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:07,951 Medium size. French norms. 852 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:15,626 OK... 853 01:05:16,230 --> 01:05:18,028 I'm extra large, so... 854 01:05:22,711 --> 01:05:24,906 Can we talk when you have time? 855 01:05:25,111 --> 01:05:27,944 I always have time for actors. We can talk now. 856 01:05:28,151 --> 01:05:29,744 No later, when you have time. 857 01:05:29,952 --> 01:05:32,864 I said I have time. We can talk now. 858 01:05:33,272 --> 01:05:35,228 No outside. come outside. 859 01:05:38,311 --> 01:05:40,701 I don't want the others to hear. 860 01:05:45,032 --> 01:05:46,829 I never thought we'd work this way. 861 01:05:47,032 --> 01:05:49,592 You work it all out, I just copy Leo. 862 01:05:49,832 --> 01:05:52,393 When you threw me out, I thought I'd die. 863 01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:54,268 Really? 864 01:05:58,232 --> 01:06:00,985 I'm not an actor who mimes others. 865 01:06:01,752 --> 01:06:04,347 it's how I feel about the role. 866 01:06:07,472 --> 01:06:09,508 Of course it is! 867 01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,270 Your body's playing the role. 868 01:06:18,673 --> 01:06:22,302 And your body has its own shape and movements! 869 01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,543 You're the one I'm filming, 870 01:06:27,314 --> 01:06:28,986 you'll be doing it. 871 01:06:30,274 --> 01:06:33,584 At least, let me watch you imagining the scene. 872 01:06:35,394 --> 01:06:37,860 Excluding me was sheer violence. 873 01:07:07,075 --> 01:07:08,951 You refuse to understand. 874 01:07:10,074 --> 01:07:11,712 I needed to be alone. 875 01:07:13,795 --> 01:07:15,672 The film's hard for me. too. 876 01:07:15,995 --> 01:07:18,952 It's no trifle. I'm at stake here. 877 01:07:19,954 --> 01:07:22,468 If you're bad, you'll say I'm to blame. 878 01:07:23,634 --> 01:07:25,147 That the film's hopeless. 879 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:27,705 You'll say it's not your film. 880 01:07:29,195 --> 01:07:31,550 With Leo and Rose. I'm like alone. 881 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:36,185 I know Leo doesn't count. that's why I'm not mad at you. 882 01:07:37,516 --> 01:07:41,394 Trust me. You want me to trust you, but trust me! 883 01:07:41,675 --> 01:07:44,269 I know the fake penis is an ordeal. 884 01:07:44,475 --> 01:07:48,468 I'm fine. What about her? Does she know I'm wearing one? 885 01:07:48,675 --> 01:07:51,554 No. I wanted to talk to you both. 886 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:55,875 I wanted us all to meet at the inn and talk. You refused. 887 01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,475 No, I didn't. I told you. 888 01:07:57,676 --> 01:08:01,032 Lies. Doesn't matter. that's how it is. 889 01:08:03,116 --> 01:08:06,870 Each film is different. this one relies on silence. 890 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:10,264 Not speaking to the actors can be a way. 891 01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:13,869 You must talk to her. 892 01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:17,228 She doesn't know I'll be naked. she won't agree. 893 01:08:18,116 --> 01:08:20,789 She says total nudity isn't in her contract. 894 01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:24,307 - I hate actors who talk contracts! - She's calling her agent. 895 01:08:24,557 --> 01:08:28,027 Let her! As long as she doesn't talk to me! 896 01:08:28,237 --> 01:08:29,989 Yes. but she does to me! 897 01:08:31,317 --> 01:08:33,751 In the make-up trailer! Ask the girls! 898 01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:36,828 Until she tells me, things are fine. 899 01:08:37,278 --> 01:08:41,554 I'm aware of everything. But I disregard what I'm not told. 900 01:08:44,116 --> 01:08:47,234 I know my job. I've always done it this way. 901 01:08:47,437 --> 01:08:49,428 I've dodged you both all morning. 902 01:08:49,957 --> 01:08:53,870 I didn't come to make-up. When I do, you're both distant. 903 01:08:54,077 --> 01:08:57,308 So self-important, selfish, vain. 904 01:08:57,517 --> 01:09:00,555 Checking yourselves in the mirror, giving orders! 905 01:09:00,758 --> 01:09:02,271 You're detestable! 906 01:09:02,478 --> 01:09:06,073 As if you owned the world, and that was fine. 907 01:09:06,278 --> 01:09:08,155 I can't wait till it's over! 908 01:09:09,558 --> 01:09:12,914 Unless assistants go get you, you're never on time! 909 01:09:13,118 --> 01:09:16,155 You're so unprofessional. You're mindless! 910 01:09:16,878 --> 01:09:19,630 You act like children. it's all you know! 911 01:09:19,837 --> 01:09:23,592 I've had it, I'm not your mom. I hate mothering actors! 912 01:09:24,278 --> 01:09:28,237 Actors are well-paid, because it's hard work! 913 01:09:30,198 --> 01:09:31,836 I think we're expected. 914 01:09:46,039 --> 01:09:47,313 Go on! 915 01:09:48,919 --> 01:09:50,796 Get on top of her. 916 01:09:54,639 --> 01:09:57,154 Stop acting like a toad! 917 01:10:00,399 --> 01:10:02,833 He'll be a pain, he'll never get it right! 918 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:11,113 That looked terrible! For us it was awful! 919 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,234 Now show me! It's very precise. 920 01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:19,398 That's crap! I'll do it as I feel it! I'm not a machine. 921 01:10:19,599 --> 01:10:22,433 The feelings come later. Let's do a run through. 922 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,753 You be the boy. 923 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,349 Like this. OK? 924 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,519 You see... 925 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,759 She turns this way. 926 01:10:35,201 --> 01:10:39,035 And grabs him with her arm, like this... 927 01:10:39,241 --> 01:10:42,312 The more her back's against him, 928 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,988 the tighter they'll be. 929 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,793 Like this... 930 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:52,839 She's strangling me, what a grip! 931 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:56,192 See? That way he can't get away. 932 01:10:56,401 --> 01:10:57,959 That's girls for you! 933 01:10:58,161 --> 01:11:00,470 Then I'm not a girl, I'm easier. 934 01:11:00,681 --> 01:11:03,354 Not your first time? How was your first time? 935 01:11:03,561 --> 01:11:06,633 A disaster. I'd chosen a boy who was lousy. 936 01:11:06,842 --> 01:11:08,514 Not like my sweetheart. 937 01:11:09,562 --> 01:11:12,122 Anyway, his character's freaking out, 938 01:11:12,322 --> 01:11:13,801 he's complicated... 939 01:11:14,482 --> 01:11:18,110 For her it's crystal-clear. For him. it's horrible! 940 01:11:18,962 --> 01:11:22,112 He shouldn't be so obsessed with balling her! 941 01:11:22,721 --> 01:11:24,871 Anyway he's quite nice, really. 942 01:11:25,201 --> 01:11:26,839 OK. You want me to play it nice? 943 01:11:27,041 --> 01:11:30,830 Not like a bastard. Since he ends up being one. 944 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:33,078 Play it the other way round. 945 01:11:33,282 --> 01:11:35,955 Be tender. considerate. moved by her. 946 01:11:37,482 --> 01:11:39,234 So I play it as a nice guy? 947 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:53,317 Let's go, I'll do the scene. 948 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,397 Let's shoot it! Anyway, let's try. 949 01:12:23,163 --> 01:12:26,200 We may not get it, but... Go see Willy! 950 01:12:30,284 --> 01:12:31,433 One minute. 951 01:12:35,044 --> 01:12:39,083 I should've told you, but I couldn't. 952 01:12:40,685 --> 01:12:44,916 The Actor must have a hard-on. I had a fake penis made. You knew? 953 01:12:45,124 --> 01:12:47,353 - No. - I'm telling you. 954 01:12:48,443 --> 01:12:51,640 It's rough, but on the screen it'll hardly show. 955 01:12:52,204 --> 01:12:55,480 And there'll be no contact. it's a fake one. 956 01:12:55,844 --> 01:13:00,201 If he touches you, it's a plastic cast. his cock's inside. 957 01:13:00,524 --> 01:13:03,403 Whatever touches you is plastic. 958 01:13:04,725 --> 01:13:09,037 Good. Between takes, he paws me, he doesn't respect me. 959 01:13:09,405 --> 01:13:10,633 He's an idiot. 960 01:13:11,645 --> 01:13:13,078 Will I be naked? 961 01:13:14,365 --> 01:13:15,640 More or less. 962 01:13:16,446 --> 01:13:18,595 She definitely isn't wearing panties. 963 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:23,481 But she should be partly clad: so keep on your dress. 964 01:13:23,924 --> 01:13:26,758 We'll raise it. of course. but it's on you. 965 01:13:29,885 --> 01:13:31,238 You agree? 966 01:13:40,566 --> 01:13:42,045 Go get changed. 967 01:13:52,446 --> 01:13:54,562 - Is it OK? - Yes. 968 01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:57,037 In the end we used the biggest. 969 01:14:00,766 --> 01:14:02,166 Freaky, huh? 970 01:14:03,047 --> 01:14:04,445 Try this on. 971 01:14:05,126 --> 01:14:08,243 I have to see it. It's the only way to know. 972 01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:14,044 Anyway, I told her. Sure she won't do it? 973 01:14:14,727 --> 01:14:19,005 At noon she said no total nudity: it wasn't in the script. 974 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:22,322 It was. come on! 975 01:14:22,606 --> 01:14:26,361 I told her she'd be naked. Wasn't I explicit? 976 01:14:26,767 --> 01:14:28,519 She said she wouldn't do it. 977 01:14:29,127 --> 01:14:30,719 That's because it's tough. 978 01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:34,803 She thinks she'll be bad. But on the set. she'll do it. 979 01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:38,885 Say what you want about her, she's gutsy. 980 01:14:39,088 --> 01:14:41,158 She takes risks, she's not a pain. 981 01:14:45,727 --> 01:14:47,843 With a tank top, it looks silly. 982 01:14:52,527 --> 01:14:54,404 A naked torso is lovely! 983 01:14:56,327 --> 01:14:58,887 Maybe you'll wear pants, we'll see. 984 01:15:42,969 --> 01:15:45,802 When your hair's done, it'll be perfect. 985 01:16:21,170 --> 01:16:22,842 Should I put on my pants? 986 01:16:26,090 --> 01:16:28,001 No. wear a T-shirt and sweater. 987 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:31,483 T-shirt and sweater! 988 01:16:43,971 --> 01:16:45,848 Stop clowning! 989 01:16:47,131 --> 01:16:48,849 He can't concentrate. 990 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:54,245 Action! 991 01:17:05,331 --> 01:17:07,367 I don't want to see that! 992 01:17:07,611 --> 01:17:09,045 Nothing at all! 993 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:12,409 It's subliminal! No huge cock out front! 994 01:17:12,612 --> 01:17:15,684 We only see his hard-on as he lies down! Again! 995 01:17:16,012 --> 01:17:18,685 Let's all be quiet, please! 996 01:17:19,092 --> 01:17:20,492 Shooting now! 997 01:17:21,573 --> 01:17:23,564 And muzzle the dog! 998 01:17:29,891 --> 01:17:31,040 Roll it! 999 01:17:34,252 --> 01:17:36,004 - Speed! - Clapboard. 1000 01:17:37,532 --> 01:17:39,762 36/6/ Take 3. 1001 01:17:41,852 --> 01:17:43,047 Action! 1002 01:18:01,693 --> 01:18:03,570 Now you can't see a thing! 1003 01:18:04,933 --> 01:18:07,447 Don't overdo it! Cut! 1004 01:18:09,773 --> 01:18:10,444 What is it? 1005 01:18:10,813 --> 01:18:14,089 We didn't see the cock! It must show and not show! 1006 01:18:16,253 --> 01:18:18,210 Down with censorship! 1007 01:18:18,574 --> 01:18:20,644 The asshole bit me in the neck! 1008 01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:28,964 Let's be very quiet, please! Shooting now! 1009 01:18:30,854 --> 01:18:32,492 Roll it! 1010 01:18:32,694 --> 01:18:34,924 - Speed. - Clapper! 1011 01:18:35,254 --> 01:18:37,643 36/6/ Take 7! 1012 01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:40,563 Action! 1013 01:19:41,776 --> 01:19:42,970 Cut! 1014 01:19:44,096 --> 01:19:46,291 Telling him to spit didn't help. 1015 01:19:46,896 --> 01:19:49,694 But the anxiety's giving him a great look. 1016 01:19:49,896 --> 01:19:51,376 As to her! 1017 01:19:56,497 --> 01:19:57,929 The Velcro's coming off! 1018 01:19:58,256 --> 01:20:00,406 I overexposed my dong! 1019 01:20:01,056 --> 01:20:02,934 Thanks for the break! 1020 01:20:03,137 --> 01:20:05,492 The actors needed it. 1021 01:20:05,697 --> 01:20:07,369 So did the crew. 1022 01:20:08,536 --> 01:20:11,175 How about this for shadowplay! 1023 01:20:25,017 --> 01:20:26,133 Some lubricant... 1024 01:20:27,778 --> 01:20:31,736 She doesn't turn him on! He can't get it up for her! 1025 01:20:32,537 --> 01:20:33,936 No, only for the grips! 1026 01:20:35,457 --> 01:20:36,606 This is for you! 1027 01:20:37,137 --> 01:20:38,696 Don't look at him.. 1028 01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:41,016 That idiot... 1029 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:45,293 Everyone bareass! All together now! 1030 01:20:45,658 --> 01:20:49,093 I've had enough, I want to shoot now! 1031 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,006 Well? 1032 01:20:54,298 --> 01:20:57,893 - Stay away! - Could I be naked, with gloves? 1033 01:20:58,658 --> 01:21:00,329 - Hey? - Don't touch me! 1034 01:21:00,737 --> 01:21:04,128 You want some? 1035 01:21:09,458 --> 01:21:11,449 The scene's good. You reassured? 1036 01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:13,217 It's OK with me. 1037 01:21:13,859 --> 01:21:15,929 You don't have to walk around bareass. 1038 01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:18,778 - I don't mind. - But I do! 1039 01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,729 Shit! He's really good! 1040 01:21:46,099 --> 01:21:48,375 But she's not coming across. 1041 01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:52,890 She's nowhere... 1042 01:21:53,220 --> 01:21:55,893 It's good, but not good enough. 1043 01:21:56,100 --> 01:22:00,413 Dazzle me on the monitor. so I feel like an intruder! 1044 01:22:00,621 --> 01:22:03,612 I have no right to watch this scene! 1045 01:22:03,820 --> 01:22:05,412 It's very intimate! 1046 01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:09,058 I must be breathless. watching you is indecent! 1047 01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:13,579 When you cry, it's OK. But those are empty tears. 1048 01:22:13,780 --> 01:22:16,578 She's crying, naked in a guy's arms, 1049 01:22:16,780 --> 01:22:19,248 she really wants to make love to him. 1050 01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:21,894 but she can't. she's in her own prison! 1051 01:22:26,181 --> 01:22:28,456 Be more freaked from the start! 1052 01:22:28,661 --> 01:22:31,129 She's a virgin, it really freaks her. 1053 01:22:31,341 --> 01:22:33,649 She acts up, to freak him too. 1054 01:22:33,860 --> 01:22:36,659 So he knows it's serious. he won't just get her. 1055 01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:42,771 What if you screamed? Go on! 1056 01:22:44,781 --> 01:22:45,850 Scream! 1057 01:22:46,782 --> 01:22:48,374 Shout louder! 1058 01:22:50,222 --> 01:22:51,370 Louder! 1059 01:22:52,821 --> 01:22:54,015 Again! 1060 01:22:55,741 --> 01:22:56,969 Louder! 1061 01:23:00,742 --> 01:23:03,335 There!... Open your eyes! 1062 01:23:05,221 --> 01:23:07,781 That's better. Now they're clear. 1063 01:23:09,462 --> 01:23:10,690 We can shoot it. 1064 01:23:31,462 --> 01:23:33,214 "lf you were nice..." 1065 01:23:35,142 --> 01:23:36,734 "lf I was nice..." 1066 01:23:57,624 --> 01:23:59,774 "All girls do it from behind..." 1067 01:24:02,464 --> 01:24:04,055 "All girls do it?" 1068 01:24:15,023 --> 01:24:17,139 "So they can say it doesn't count..." 1069 01:24:20,664 --> 01:24:22,302 "That's disgusting!" 1070 01:25:54,227 --> 01:25:55,421 Cut! 1071 01:26:33,428 --> 01:26:35,146 That was fabulous! 1072 01:27:52,870 --> 01:27:54,303 You're in good spirits! 1073 01:27:54,710 --> 01:27:57,986 Yes. I am. I think life's hilarious. 76307

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