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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:09,640 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:33,510 Morning, Bayzo! 3 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:34,911 Fuck. 4 00:01:34,913 --> 00:01:36,313 Hey, Lana! 5 00:01:36,315 --> 00:01:37,581 'Sup Scabs? 6 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:38,916 Might have something big brewin'! 7 00:01:38,918 --> 00:01:39,917 Tell me! 8 00:01:39,919 --> 00:01:41,885 I can't talk about it. I don't wanna jinx it. 9 00:01:41,887 --> 00:01:42,953 I love you, Tina Warden. 10 00:01:42,955 --> 00:01:44,554 I love you more! 11 00:01:44,556 --> 00:01:45,855 - Nuh-uh. - Uh-huh! 12 00:01:45,857 --> 00:01:47,090 Hey! 13 00:01:47,092 --> 00:01:48,893 Hey, would you listen to me? 14 00:01:48,895 --> 00:01:50,727 No, I have wasted enough time. 15 00:01:50,729 --> 00:01:52,029 You don't know what you're talking about, 16 00:01:52,031 --> 00:01:53,664 you bloody philistine! 17 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,535 I can't live like this anymore! 18 00:01:56,336 --> 00:01:57,334 You'll see! 19 00:01:57,336 --> 00:01:59,772 One day my paintings are gonna be worth millions. 20 00:02:17,523 --> 00:02:19,656 All units, we have a 211 in progress 21 00:02:19,658 --> 00:02:20,890 on Lankershim and Hesby. 22 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:22,895 Shots fired, repeat, shots fired. 23 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,597 All I'm saying is that all the CEOs 24 00:02:26,599 --> 00:02:28,899 that bankrupted this country should have went to prison. 25 00:02:28,901 --> 00:02:31,134 Hang the greedy cocksuckers in Times Square. 26 00:02:31,136 --> 00:02:32,502 Make a day of it. 27 00:02:32,504 --> 00:02:33,606 Jake on the river. 28 00:02:36,509 --> 00:02:37,377 Fin spot. 29 00:02:38,111 --> 00:02:38,979 All in. 30 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:41,811 Speaking of greedy bastards. 31 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:42,912 I'm low stacked. 32 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:44,050 Gotta make a move. 33 00:02:45,752 --> 00:02:47,454 I call your bluffing ass. 34 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:49,620 I think not, sucker. 35 00:02:49,622 --> 00:02:50,690 Trip nines. 36 00:02:53,492 --> 00:02:54,728 Jack high flush. 37 00:02:56,528 --> 00:02:58,095 You lucky prick, you chased down 38 00:02:58,097 --> 00:02:59,530 a flush with all my betting? 39 00:02:59,532 --> 00:03:00,430 I had a feeling, daddy-o. 40 00:03:00,432 --> 00:03:01,698 All night long you've been knocking out 41 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,932 guys catching river cards. 42 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:04,668 That's the way it goes, kemosabe. 43 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,006 Congratulations, Trevor. 44 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:11,408 What the hell happened to your TV? 45 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,543 Threw it out. 46 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:14,912 Can't stand your network TV crap. 47 00:03:14,914 --> 00:03:16,847 It's really depressing. 48 00:03:16,849 --> 00:03:18,416 Then what the hell do you do? 49 00:03:18,418 --> 00:03:21,885 Read, paint, think. 50 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:23,787 Can't blame you with the shit we put out. 51 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:25,055 Yeah, shit you can't even get on. 52 00:03:25,057 --> 00:03:25,859 Blow me! 53 00:03:26,926 --> 00:03:28,491 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? 54 00:03:28,493 --> 00:03:29,827 What are you doing? 55 00:03:29,829 --> 00:03:30,828 I'm just seeing if the whore's 56 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:32,128 got any action going tonight. 57 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:33,730 I don't want her seeing you, mate. 58 00:03:33,732 --> 00:03:34,899 You said she likes it. 59 00:03:34,901 --> 00:03:36,800 I don't need any more headaches, okay? 60 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,502 She's been wanting to bang you. 61 00:03:38,504 --> 00:03:39,770 You're free now, right? 62 00:03:39,772 --> 00:03:41,438 Out, out, out, out. 63 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,507 Give me a shout the next time she puts on another show. 64 00:03:43,509 --> 00:03:46,109 Don't cut off your ear, Van Gogh, Nancy will be back. 65 00:03:46,111 --> 00:03:47,444 No, no, no. 66 00:03:47,446 --> 00:03:49,780 Take it, you hosted and bought booze. 67 00:03:49,782 --> 00:03:51,048 Thanks man. 68 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:52,115 What about me? 69 00:03:52,117 --> 00:03:53,150 You're uber flush. 70 00:03:53,152 --> 00:03:54,585 Yeah, fucking funny. 71 00:03:54,587 --> 00:03:56,120 I got an eight cent residual check today. 72 00:03:56,122 --> 00:03:57,121 I'm broke. 73 00:03:57,123 --> 00:03:58,621 I drive deadbeat pool riders. 74 00:03:58,623 --> 00:03:59,389 Then why'd you play? 75 00:03:59,391 --> 00:04:00,824 Because I thought I was gonna win. 76 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:01,959 You think that every time. 77 00:04:01,961 --> 00:04:03,494 Yeah, because normally I do, every time. 78 00:04:03,496 --> 00:04:04,529 Not tonight. 79 00:04:04,531 --> 00:04:06,729 Yeah, because you had a shoe horse up your ass. 80 00:04:06,731 --> 00:04:08,198 You beat bees chasin' a gut shot, 81 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,799 hammered chip catching a boat on a river, 82 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,067 and knocked out mudcap with quads! 83 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:12,671 Take it and stop your crying. 84 00:04:14,073 --> 00:04:15,008 Love you, brother. 85 00:04:16,008 --> 00:04:17,607 I had a nice time tonight, Ciaran. 86 00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:19,809 Don't let it get you down, Nancy loves you. 87 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:20,910 You don't want her back. 88 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,145 Don't say that. 89 00:04:22,147 --> 00:04:24,715 No offense, but I never liked her. 90 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:25,883 She was a safety from day one. 91 00:04:25,885 --> 00:04:27,018 They're all the same. 92 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:30,186 They love you when you're 20, oh, you're so talented, 93 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:32,823 you hit 25 still struggling, they get anxious. 94 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:34,758 But you cross 30 and haven't made it, 95 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,693 they hit the bricks just like that bitch Beth 96 00:04:36,695 --> 00:04:38,496 did to me with the fucking WB-gan. 97 00:04:38,498 --> 00:04:39,763 Two years, glad to see you're over it. 98 00:04:39,765 --> 00:04:41,631 Yeah, all they want in the end is security, 99 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:44,501 and she'll turn you into a fucking tax accountant to get it. 100 00:04:44,503 --> 00:04:45,768 Don't you call her. 101 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,570 I'm not. 102 00:04:46,572 --> 00:04:47,671 I see that look. 103 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:51,609 Oh, baby, please come back to me. 104 00:04:51,611 --> 00:04:52,775 I'm not, alright? 105 00:04:52,777 --> 00:04:53,744 Fuck her! 106 00:04:53,746 --> 00:04:54,611 That's right! 107 00:04:54,613 --> 00:04:55,946 Fuck her, fuck 'em all! 108 00:04:55,948 --> 00:04:57,847 We're artists, that's what we do. 109 00:04:57,849 --> 00:04:58,948 Let's go, Mister Romance. 110 00:04:58,950 --> 00:04:59,820 Uh-huh. 111 00:05:17,637 --> 00:05:19,906 Fucking piece of shit. 112 00:05:31,017 --> 00:05:33,650 Baby, please come back. 113 00:05:33,652 --> 00:05:35,885 You know how much I love you. 114 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:36,856 I love you. 115 00:05:37,924 --> 00:05:40,827 No, no I'm not drunk. 116 00:05:42,193 --> 00:05:43,227 I'm not drunk. 117 00:05:43,229 --> 00:05:45,128 I can't, what? 118 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:46,297 I can't hear, there's something going on. 119 00:05:46,299 --> 00:05:48,866 I can't even hear what you're saying. 120 00:05:48,868 --> 00:05:49,769 Nancy? 121 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:51,504 Nancy? 122 00:05:52,804 --> 00:05:53,672 Nancy? 123 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:57,577 Bitch. 124 00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:20,599 Oh baby, you know what daddy likes 125 00:06:26,104 --> 00:06:28,104 Oh, great. 126 00:06:28,106 --> 00:06:29,075 Just my luck. 127 00:07:23,395 --> 00:07:25,061 Please tell me you didn't call. 128 00:07:25,063 --> 00:07:26,162 No, of course not. 129 00:07:26,164 --> 00:07:27,830 Good man. 130 00:07:27,832 --> 00:07:29,032 I left a few brews. 131 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:30,801 Hey, what was with the choppers earlier? 132 00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:31,934 Ah, bank robbery. 133 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:33,770 B of A on Lankershim. 134 00:07:33,772 --> 00:07:34,972 Cops have been searching for hours, 135 00:07:34,974 --> 00:07:36,776 but you'd know that if you had a TV. 136 00:07:40,246 --> 00:07:42,378 Ah, gracias. 137 00:08:28,226 --> 00:08:29,428 Hello, belle. 138 00:08:45,778 --> 00:08:47,210 Holy shit! 139 00:08:47,212 --> 00:08:48,079 Wow. 140 00:08:48,081 --> 00:08:50,314 Please tell me you're not punking me. 141 00:08:50,316 --> 00:08:51,915 Oh, it's real. 142 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,319 I was up all night counting it. 143 00:08:54,419 --> 00:08:55,819 How much? 144 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:58,224 $650,000. 145 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,456 That's some serious cabbage. 146 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,457 Fuck yeah, can I? 147 00:09:01,459 --> 00:09:02,926 No, no, don't touch it! 148 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:04,961 I just wanna smell it. 149 00:09:04,963 --> 00:09:05,731 Ciaran? 150 00:09:12,471 --> 00:09:16,940 Oh, smells like victory. 151 00:09:16,942 --> 00:09:18,211 Okay, put it back. 152 00:09:20,246 --> 00:09:22,345 They never returned, huh? 153 00:09:22,347 --> 00:09:23,880 Unless they did between the two hours 154 00:09:23,882 --> 00:09:25,816 of sleep that I got this morning. 155 00:09:25,818 --> 00:09:27,316 No one saw you? 156 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:28,154 Don't think so. 157 00:09:29,221 --> 00:09:30,988 What are you gonna do? 158 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:32,022 I don't know. 159 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:33,223 What do you mean you don't know? 160 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:34,457 Okay, calm down. 161 00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:36,359 There's probably gonna be a good reward. 162 00:09:36,361 --> 00:09:37,293 Are you nuts? 163 00:09:37,295 --> 00:09:38,228 He can't keep it. 164 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,830 Of course he can. 165 00:09:39,832 --> 00:09:41,230 He'd go to prison. 166 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,099 Yeah, what about all those cocksuckers that robbed 167 00:09:43,101 --> 00:09:44,835 the country that you're always bitching about? 168 00:09:44,837 --> 00:09:45,802 This is different. 169 00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:46,836 How? 170 00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:47,873 I'm not getting into this. 171 00:09:48,874 --> 00:09:50,243 Fuck B of A. 172 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,047 Ciaran. 173 00:09:55,548 --> 00:09:56,349 I don't know, man. 174 00:09:57,549 --> 00:09:58,916 The feds are gonna be looking for it. 175 00:09:58,918 --> 00:09:59,984 Let them. 176 00:09:59,986 --> 00:10:02,219 He didn't steal it, those loser gang-bangers did. 177 00:10:02,221 --> 00:10:03,487 And they're gonna be coming back. 178 00:10:03,489 --> 00:10:04,421 Great! 179 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:05,888 Hopefully they get caught. 180 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:06,824 And when they do, they're gonna 181 00:10:06,826 --> 00:10:08,325 tell them where they put it and the feds 182 00:10:08,327 --> 00:10:09,460 are gonna be all over this place. 183 00:10:09,462 --> 00:10:11,561 They're never gonna believe two loser gang-bangers, 184 00:10:11,563 --> 00:10:13,964 and even if they did, he doesn't know anything. 185 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:16,266 His girlfriend just dumped him and he was passed out drunk, 186 00:10:16,268 --> 00:10:18,502 just like any normal guy would be, end of story. 187 00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:20,436 They're gonna be questioning everyone in the complex. 188 00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:23,072 They'll be monitoring bank accounts, tapping lines. 189 00:10:23,074 --> 00:10:23,840 Come on! 190 00:10:23,842 --> 00:10:25,274 Trust me, feds don't take losing 191 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,210 this amount of money lightly. 192 00:10:26,212 --> 00:10:27,411 They'll do whatever it takes. 193 00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:30,413 So, he hides it and lays low for a while. 194 00:10:30,415 --> 00:10:32,048 It's not that simple. 195 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,984 There's a million ways to get caught. 196 00:10:33,986 --> 00:10:34,884 Not too mention karma. 197 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,088 Oh, fuck karma. 198 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,991 Maybe God wanted us to have it. 199 00:10:40,358 --> 00:10:41,326 Ever think of that? 200 00:10:42,627 --> 00:10:45,262 You asked for my two cents and I gave it to you. 201 00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:46,263 Ciaran, don't be stupid. 202 00:10:46,265 --> 00:10:48,031 Okay, okay! 203 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,101 My head is killing me. 204 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,471 This can change our lives, Ciaran. 205 00:10:55,473 --> 00:10:57,040 What do you mean, ours? 206 00:10:58,177 --> 00:11:00,643 Well you wouldn't have found it if it wasn't for me. 207 00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:01,981 Oh yeah, how's that? 208 00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:04,882 Well I told you about the robbery. 209 00:11:04,884 --> 00:11:06,085 I saw them stash it. 210 00:11:06,986 --> 00:11:08,551 Before or after I came over. 211 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:09,487 Before. 212 00:11:09,489 --> 00:11:11,521 Then how come you didn't say anything then? 213 00:11:11,523 --> 00:11:12,489 I was freaked out, alright? 214 00:11:12,491 --> 00:11:14,590 It's not every day I find this kind of money. 215 00:11:14,592 --> 00:11:16,292 Seemed pretty calm to me. 216 00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:17,628 Okay, let's not do this. 217 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,662 He found it and that's it! 218 00:11:19,664 --> 00:11:20,998 Hmm. 219 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:21,665 What? 220 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:22,532 Stop! 221 00:11:22,534 --> 00:11:23,336 Fine. 222 00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:26,271 Okay, I gotta think this over. 223 00:11:27,273 --> 00:11:28,308 You'll do the right thing. 224 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:30,176 Let's go. 225 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:35,545 Whatever you do, don't turn in that fucking money, Ciaran. 226 00:11:35,547 --> 00:11:38,614 As long as you play it cool, you can beat 'em. 227 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:42,051 And you can get a thousand hotter chicks than Nancy. 228 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:53,095 Look at this fucking clown. 229 00:11:53,097 --> 00:11:55,133 Ah! 230 00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:00,003 Carry on. 231 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,643 Abracadabra! 232 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:10,247 For you. 233 00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:12,581 Oh, thank you so much! 234 00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:13,984 My pleasure. 235 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,255 Ah! 236 00:12:17,356 --> 00:12:19,523 Bet you didn't see that trick coming, 237 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:21,959 you fucking Hou-dimwit. 238 00:12:21,961 --> 00:12:24,029 You're disgusting! 239 00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:27,065 I'm gonna go tell Adele! 240 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,904 Oh yeah, run to your mommy, you little bitch! 241 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,609 Yo, what the fuck? 242 00:13:45,611 --> 00:13:46,712 Where the bags at? 243 00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:52,648 It's not here, dawg! 244 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:53,486 Look. 245 00:13:54,653 --> 00:13:56,822 - Son of a bitch. Shit. - Come on, come on. 246 00:14:00,692 --> 00:14:02,729 I wanna suck your cock. 247 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:10,801 You picked the wrong dude to mess with. 248 00:14:10,803 --> 00:14:12,802 Yeah, too bad for you, hombre. 249 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,015 Don't you guys have pads? 250 00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:25,849 Pads are for pussies! 251 00:14:25,851 --> 00:14:27,149 Right, Scabs? 252 00:14:27,151 --> 00:14:29,686 No, you gotta have pads. 253 00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:41,701 I miss my family in Dublin, man. 254 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,667 It's been three years. 255 00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:46,769 They're going through a rough time, too. 256 00:14:46,771 --> 00:14:47,870 I understand, but... 257 00:14:47,872 --> 00:14:51,740 I was thinking I could just send them a few grand. 258 00:14:51,742 --> 00:14:53,178 Turn in the rest. 259 00:14:54,446 --> 00:14:55,744 You don't think they'd know? 260 00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:59,416 Come on, banks lie about this shit all the time. 261 00:14:59,418 --> 00:15:01,718 They probably reported two million stolen. 262 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,753 I wouldn't put it past them. 263 00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:05,591 I'm sure they'll be happy just to get it back. 264 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:10,696 Relax. 265 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,236 It's Owen. 266 00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:25,441 Hey, what's going on? 267 00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:26,078 Not much. 268 00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:28,711 I got a birthday gift for you. 269 00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:30,747 My birthday's not for two weeks. 270 00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:33,582 I thought you could use this now that you're single. 271 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,783 Betsy's been good to me. 272 00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:37,253 Had her custom made after Beth left. 273 00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:38,455 You sick bastard. 274 00:15:38,457 --> 00:15:40,422 I'm ain't touching that nasty thing. 275 00:15:40,424 --> 00:15:41,193 Come on. 276 00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:44,927 Man gets lonely, Nurse Rachet. 277 00:15:46,365 --> 00:15:47,834 She gives pretty good head, too. 278 00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:51,935 Oh hey, Trev. 279 00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:52,572 What's up? 280 00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:56,705 Nothing, just came by to see how he was doing. 281 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:57,342 Oh. 282 00:15:58,242 --> 00:15:59,909 Those gang-bangers came back last night 283 00:15:59,911 --> 00:16:01,344 looking for the money. 284 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:02,512 What'd they do? 285 00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:05,248 Nothing Owen, they just took off pissed. 286 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,316 Beautiful! 287 00:16:06,318 --> 00:16:07,683 Last thief is the best thief. 288 00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:09,219 Hey, I'm not a thief, alright? 289 00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:11,854 It's just an expression where I come from. 290 00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:13,757 How come you guys didn't call me? 291 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,224 I'm right across the hall. 292 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:18,360 He didn't call me, I just came by. 293 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:19,731 Oh, so it's a coincidence? 294 00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:21,534 Meaning? 295 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:23,602 Nothing. 296 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:25,438 You take a look at them? 297 00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:27,472 No, it was too dark. 298 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,507 Fuck 'em, should have called the cops on 'em. 299 00:16:30,509 --> 00:16:32,408 Yeah, that's all I need. 300 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,844 Well, I didn't hear about it on the news anyway. 301 00:16:34,846 --> 00:16:36,479 Doesn't mean it's over. 302 00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,282 Its L.A., there's a bank robbery every day. 303 00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:41,450 I think it's stupid to turn in the money. 304 00:16:41,452 --> 00:16:43,920 I say you hide it and lay low till things blow over. 305 00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:44,955 I don't know. 306 00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:46,523 Well I do, alright? 307 00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:48,591 They could get killed in a shoot out. 308 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:49,926 Anything's possible. 309 00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:53,263 I just think it's stupid to turn it in. 310 00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:54,397 We've all struggled for years 311 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:56,633 and what do we have to show for it? 312 00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:57,667 You're right. 313 00:16:57,669 --> 00:16:59,402 You're fucking right, I'm right! 314 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:00,505 It's up to you, Ciaran. 315 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,871 I know, I know. 316 00:17:02,873 --> 00:17:06,408 Look, how 'bout you give me a few C-notes, 317 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,712 and I'll go break 'em in some joints in Hollywood? 318 00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:10,513 No, they could be marked. 319 00:17:10,515 --> 00:17:11,982 Just as a test. 320 00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:14,451 Look, I don't think it's a good idea. 321 00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:15,351 Fine. 322 00:17:15,353 --> 00:17:17,520 Continue painting, you continue writing 323 00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:19,289 great scripts no one ever buys, 324 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,924 and I'll continue auditioning for shit 325 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:22,559 because that's all they ever make. 326 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:25,762 And we'll all continue living like fucking animals! 327 00:17:25,764 --> 00:17:26,565 Jesus! 328 00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:09,872 Stay the fuck away from me. 329 00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:10,740 Give me the money. 330 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,010 What are you guys talking about? 331 00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:16,079 Give us the fucking money and we'll go! 332 00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,080 Stay away from me! 333 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:05,831 Shit. 334 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:12,737 Hola, Humberto. 335 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,009 Buenos dias, Ciaran. 336 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,452 Keep everyone back, I don't want 337 00:19:29,454 --> 00:19:30,719 anything to mess up the forensics. 338 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:32,023 10-4, detective. 339 00:19:33,457 --> 00:19:35,891 Hey Lana, do you know what's going on here? 340 00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:37,996 Some woman was murdered next door. 341 00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:40,699 Do you know which condo? 342 00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:43,065 In the back, I think. 343 00:19:49,173 --> 00:19:50,442 Oh, shit. 344 00:19:51,642 --> 00:19:52,678 Oh, shit. 345 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,350 Oh, fuck, fuck. 346 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:02,985 Jesus Christ,. 347 00:20:02,987 --> 00:20:05,155 Stay away from her, we'll let handle this. 348 00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:07,460 Where's McNutty, he calling off again? 349 00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:20,840 Fuck... 350 00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:28,211 Look, now's not a good time, alright? 351 00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:30,013 Oh, hi. 352 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,682 Don't have time for what? 353 00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:34,149 I didn't think it was you. 354 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,753 You don't seem too thrilled to see me. 355 00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:39,155 It's great to see you, hon, honestly. 356 00:20:39,157 --> 00:20:41,057 Uh, aren't you gonna invite me in? 357 00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:42,795 I was just gonna go get some cigs. 358 00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:46,029 Are you hiding someone in here? 359 00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:46,832 No. 360 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:48,865 What's going on? 361 00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:49,502 Nothing. 362 00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:53,002 Okay, a few days ago you were begging me to come back, 363 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:54,771 and now you're not even happy to see me. 364 00:20:54,773 --> 00:20:56,105 I thought it was Owen. 365 00:20:56,107 --> 00:20:57,940 Oh, great, that loser. 366 00:20:57,942 --> 00:21:00,209 He's just going through a rough time, like we all are. 367 00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:01,610 Okay, he was born ignorant, 368 00:21:01,612 --> 00:21:02,846 and has been losing ground ever since. 369 00:21:02,848 --> 00:21:04,613 Not too mention he is a bottom-feeding, 370 00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:06,117 broke, alcoholic Lyft driver. 371 00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:07,117 Uber. 372 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,551 Okay, that's even worse. They don't even tip. 373 00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:10,653 Anything else? 374 00:21:11,857 --> 00:21:14,657 I care about you, Ciaran, I really do. 375 00:21:14,659 --> 00:21:18,528 You're smart and you're funny, you're so talented. 376 00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,730 I just can't stand by and watch 377 00:21:20,732 --> 00:21:22,535 your friends drag you down with them. 378 00:21:23,735 --> 00:21:26,069 No, they're not, they're not. 379 00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,173 Alright, I'm sorry. 380 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,507 Hey, I love you. 381 00:21:33,277 --> 00:21:35,078 Honey, honey, honey, honey. 382 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,081 What? 383 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:38,680 Now's not a good time. 384 00:21:38,682 --> 00:21:39,484 What? 385 00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:41,053 What's this? 386 00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:46,688 I'm going on a fishing trip just to clear my head. 387 00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:47,590 Mm. 388 00:21:47,592 --> 00:21:49,591 And who's the other bag for? 389 00:21:49,593 --> 00:21:50,859 Trevor. 390 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:52,730 He gave the other one to Hanika. 391 00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:55,067 Hmm. 392 00:21:58,536 --> 00:22:01,873 Would you please get the fuck out of our lives! 393 00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:05,641 We get that all the time. 394 00:22:05,643 --> 00:22:07,843 Yeah, but usually we're in their lives, first. 395 00:22:07,845 --> 00:22:09,978 I am so sorry, I thought it was someone else. 396 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,947 I am Detective Dark, this is my partner, McNutty. 397 00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:12,916 Don't go there. 398 00:22:12,918 --> 00:22:15,051 We need to ask the tenant a few questions. 399 00:22:15,053 --> 00:22:15,888 That'd be me. 400 00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:18,186 May we? 401 00:22:18,188 --> 00:22:19,155 Please. 402 00:22:19,157 --> 00:22:20,159 Thanks. 403 00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:26,029 What's going on? 404 00:22:26,031 --> 00:22:27,296 Woman next door was murdered. 405 00:22:27,298 --> 00:22:28,997 We just need to ask a few basics. 406 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,166 Murdered? 407 00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:32,234 Yeah, it happens occasionally in L.A. 408 00:22:32,236 --> 00:22:33,069 Oh, my God. 409 00:22:33,071 --> 00:22:34,670 I'll talk to you later, honey, okay? 410 00:22:34,672 --> 00:22:36,138 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm gonna be fine. 411 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,909 - Okay, call me later. - I will. I will. 412 00:22:42,346 --> 00:22:43,745 You got yourself a real charmer there. 413 00:22:43,747 --> 00:22:46,115 Uh, we had a little fight, you know. 414 00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:47,052 Painter, huh? 415 00:22:47,718 --> 00:22:48,818 Yeah, trying. 416 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,886 Aren't we all. 417 00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:50,986 Kinda dark. 418 00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:52,589 I have my days. 419 00:22:52,591 --> 00:22:53,622 Don't we all. 420 00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:55,124 The woman murdered was directly 421 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:57,025 across from your window here. 422 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,194 So I heard. 423 00:22:58,196 --> 00:22:59,063 From who? 424 00:22:59,831 --> 00:23:01,266 A neighbor, Lana. 425 00:23:02,766 --> 00:23:04,634 What's up with the bags? 426 00:23:04,636 --> 00:23:06,301 We were gonna take a little trip. 427 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:10,840 You know, Nancy had to work so that's why we fought. 428 00:23:10,842 --> 00:23:13,642 Every single time, huh? 429 00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,011 You see anything? 430 00:23:15,013 --> 00:23:18,246 No, I got drunk after the fight, 431 00:23:18,248 --> 00:23:20,750 and then I passed out around 10. 432 00:23:20,752 --> 00:23:21,820 Hmm, 10. 433 00:23:22,621 --> 00:23:23,352 What time was she... 434 00:23:23,354 --> 00:23:24,654 Right about that time. 435 00:23:24,656 --> 00:23:25,888 Yeah. 436 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:27,156 Must have been a real sicko to have 437 00:23:27,158 --> 00:23:29,125 done that to that girl, hmm? 438 00:23:29,127 --> 00:23:30,659 Worst I've ever seen. 439 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:31,694 Gut the hell out of her. 440 00:23:31,696 --> 00:23:32,728 Wow. 441 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:36,933 Let me ask you, why did you hide when I saw you? 442 00:23:36,935 --> 00:23:38,967 Oh, no, I wasn't hiding. 443 00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:40,703 Nancy was at the door. 444 00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:41,838 Hmm. 445 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,840 Did you hear any screaming or anything? 446 00:23:43,842 --> 00:23:45,141 No, sorry. 447 00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:47,843 See any suspicious characters in the neighborhood last night? 448 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:48,844 Uh, no. 449 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:50,679 Although, there was a few 450 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,148 police helicopters the other night. 451 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:54,684 Oh, that was the NoHo bank robbery. 452 00:23:54,686 --> 00:23:56,284 - Is that what it was? - Here's my card. 453 00:23:56,286 --> 00:23:57,352 Call me if you have any questions. 454 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,353 - Yeah. - Sure thing. 455 00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,657 Go easy on the sauce, kid, huh? 456 00:24:01,059 --> 00:24:03,596 No matter what it is, they're not worth it, trust me. 457 00:24:05,162 --> 00:24:05,994 This guy's a drunk. 458 00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:06,631 Yeah. 459 00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:09,398 Just odd, I couldn't figure out what the accent was. 460 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,234 Whether it was English, Irish, Welsh, something, whatever. 461 00:24:12,236 --> 00:24:13,371 It's not him. 462 00:24:14,139 --> 00:24:15,073 We'll see. 463 00:24:20,978 --> 00:24:23,015 Here, drink this. 464 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,884 Oh man, this is bad. 465 00:24:27,886 --> 00:24:30,686 You know, I feel so terrible. 466 00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:32,624 Just relax. 467 00:24:33,091 --> 00:24:34,456 Take it easy. 468 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,224 That poor girl. 469 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,729 She was a ho! 470 00:24:38,996 --> 00:24:42,098 Look, I'm just saying, it goes with the territory. 471 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,398 They killed her! 472 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,868 Nobody deserves to die like that! 473 00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:47,403 You don't know that they did it. 474 00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:50,072 She was banging ever low life john in the valley. 475 00:24:50,074 --> 00:24:52,274 Any one of those twisted fucks could have done it. 476 00:24:52,276 --> 00:24:54,112 I mean, look at the Craigslist guy. 477 00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:57,013 He could be right. 478 00:24:57,015 --> 00:24:59,715 They saw her, the next day she's dead! 479 00:24:59,717 --> 00:25:01,751 That's all my fault! 480 00:25:01,753 --> 00:25:03,753 I just think you're overreacting. 481 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:05,788 Owen's probably right. 482 00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:08,190 It could just be a coincidence. 483 00:25:08,192 --> 00:25:09,694 Don't be so hard on yourself. 484 00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:13,428 I gotta think. 485 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,831 Okay, get some rest. 486 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:16,701 Call me later. 487 00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,369 I'm right across the way. 488 00:25:20,371 --> 00:25:22,738 Don't do anything stupid. 489 00:25:27,245 --> 00:25:28,511 Would you just relax? 490 00:25:28,513 --> 00:25:30,746 He wouldn't have even found that money if it wasn't for me! 491 00:25:30,748 --> 00:25:31,415 Alright, just calm down! 492 00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:32,416 This is our big ticket out! 493 00:25:32,418 --> 00:25:34,250 - Yeah, okay. - Alright, and change our lives! 494 00:25:34,252 --> 00:25:35,320 Alright, please. 495 00:25:40,057 --> 00:25:42,157 Hanika needs to just be out of the picture. 496 00:25:42,159 --> 00:25:43,158 Stop, stop. 497 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,327 But you don't hang out with the boys anymore. 498 00:25:44,329 --> 00:25:45,528 Any card! 499 00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:48,130 Fuck off, Ming, alright! 500 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:48,900 Sorry. 501 00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:09,153 Fucking Duck. 502 00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:19,161 Hey Duck! 503 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,467 Duck, it's one in the fucking morning! 504 00:26:28,406 --> 00:26:30,305 Oh, that early? 505 00:26:30,307 --> 00:26:32,108 Yeah, turn it down, mate. 506 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:33,842 Hey, go fuck yourself, Ciaran. 507 00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:38,013 Hey, one of these days I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! 508 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,784 Well, why not do it right now, huh? 509 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,153 You're outta here, you fucking asshole. 510 00:26:44,155 --> 00:26:46,058 Yeah, good luck, painter pussy. 511 00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:57,401 This fucking place. 512 00:27:00,839 --> 00:27:02,003 Hey, Scabs! 513 00:27:02,005 --> 00:27:03,906 Scabs, can you give it a break, mate? 514 00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:05,474 Oh, how you doin', Ciaran? 515 00:27:05,476 --> 00:27:06,344 Fuck off. 516 00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:09,180 This fucking place! 517 00:27:11,082 --> 00:27:12,080 That fucker's crazy. 518 00:27:12,082 --> 00:27:13,215 I can't take it anymore. 519 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:14,183 I'll talk to him again. 520 00:27:14,185 --> 00:27:15,885 No, that's it, I'm leaving. 521 00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:17,422 Consider this my 30 day notice! 522 00:27:25,996 --> 00:27:28,332 Either he goes or I go. 523 00:27:52,489 --> 00:27:53,391 Hola. 524 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:56,024 I'm looking for the manager. 525 00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,193 That's me. 526 00:27:57,195 --> 00:27:59,160 I'm here to see the junior one bedroom. 527 00:27:59,162 --> 00:28:01,232 $950, first and last. 528 00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:04,532 The living room has brand new carpets 529 00:28:04,534 --> 00:28:07,069 and Cesar Romero used to live here. 530 00:28:07,071 --> 00:28:08,503 Do you have anything on the other side? 531 00:28:08,505 --> 00:28:09,538 Not till next month. 532 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,206 It's one bedroom. 533 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,407 Which apartment? 534 00:28:12,409 --> 00:28:14,476 24, right across the way. 535 00:28:14,478 --> 00:28:16,113 He's been with us for years. 536 00:28:27,225 --> 00:28:29,457 NoHo Pizza Boys, order for Ming. 537 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,392 I didn't order no pizza. 538 00:28:31,228 --> 00:28:32,161 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? 539 00:28:32,163 --> 00:28:32,995 Hey, where's the money, magic man? 540 00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:34,196 What are you talking about? 541 00:28:34,198 --> 00:28:36,366 Don't play games with us, where's the fucking money? 542 00:28:36,368 --> 00:28:37,699 I don't know what the hell you're talking about! 543 00:28:38,669 --> 00:28:40,035 - Then why are you moving? - Huh? 544 00:28:40,037 --> 00:28:40,904 Why are you moving? 545 00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:42,304 That crazy Duck! 546 00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:43,705 That's why you're moving? 547 00:28:43,707 --> 00:28:45,308 Don't steal all my money! 548 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:47,376 Give me my money! 549 00:28:58,523 --> 00:29:01,189 So have you been living in this apartment for a while? 550 00:29:01,191 --> 00:29:03,125 I mean, in this complex? 551 00:29:03,127 --> 00:29:03,928 Okay. 552 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:06,664 Alright. 553 00:29:07,732 --> 00:29:08,664 - Thank you so much. - Yeah. 554 00:29:14,037 --> 00:29:15,303 Sorry! 555 00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:40,061 Right on cue, fuck my life. 556 00:29:40,063 --> 00:29:41,300 I'll be right there. 557 00:29:59,249 --> 00:30:00,448 Morning detectives. 558 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:02,051 Not for some of us. 559 00:30:02,053 --> 00:30:04,086 I prefer my coffee black. 560 00:30:04,088 --> 00:30:05,420 Yeah, sorry about that. 561 00:30:05,422 --> 00:30:07,455 I got freaked out seeing the dead magician. 562 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:08,259 May we? 563 00:30:09,159 --> 00:30:10,394 Yeah, yeah, please. 564 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,031 Let me get you a napkin. 565 00:30:15,033 --> 00:30:15,967 That'd be alright. 566 00:30:21,304 --> 00:30:22,471 You know the guy? 567 00:30:22,473 --> 00:30:23,275 Who? 568 00:30:24,475 --> 00:30:25,744 The murdered magician. 569 00:30:27,144 --> 00:30:29,145 Ah, ah, no, no. 570 00:30:29,147 --> 00:30:30,646 He kept to himself, you know. 571 00:30:30,648 --> 00:30:32,281 He was very quiet. 572 00:30:32,283 --> 00:30:34,250 I bet he wasn't quiet last night. 573 00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:35,784 His name was Ming the Magician. 574 00:30:35,786 --> 00:30:37,653 He worked at the Magic Mansion. 575 00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:38,654 You ever speak to him? 576 00:30:38,656 --> 00:30:41,223 No, I saw him in the washroom once in a while, 577 00:30:41,225 --> 00:30:43,224 but he never said a word. 578 00:30:43,226 --> 00:30:45,093 He have any friends? 579 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,561 Not that I know of. 580 00:30:46,563 --> 00:30:48,432 You know, he was kind of a weird loner. 581 00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:51,303 You hear anything? 582 00:30:52,469 --> 00:30:54,570 I was sound asleep, and I heard 583 00:30:54,572 --> 00:30:56,738 this rumbling sound so I woke up. 584 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,507 But it stopped and I fell back asleep. 585 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:02,677 Guy's getting brutally murdered right next door, 586 00:31:02,679 --> 00:31:04,580 and you go back to sleep? 587 00:31:04,582 --> 00:31:06,749 I thought it was an earthquake, man, you know? 588 00:31:06,751 --> 00:31:08,117 It's tragic. 589 00:31:08,119 --> 00:31:09,154 It coulda been me. 590 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:11,587 Why's that? 591 00:31:11,589 --> 00:31:13,355 Someone want you dead? 592 00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:15,427 Oh no, of course not. 593 00:31:16,761 --> 00:31:19,794 Why do you got blood dripping from your hands? 594 00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:21,830 Oh, I found this rabbit. 595 00:31:21,832 --> 00:31:23,200 That would be evidence. 596 00:31:26,204 --> 00:31:29,504 It came hopping out, and so I felt bad for it, you know? 597 00:31:29,506 --> 00:31:31,340 You ever take care of a rabbit before? 598 00:31:31,342 --> 00:31:31,810 No. 599 00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:33,708 My daughters had one. 600 00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:37,245 It died of heat stroke in the back yard last summer. 601 00:31:37,247 --> 00:31:41,216 - Still haven't gotten over it. - Let's not get off track here. 602 00:31:41,218 --> 00:31:44,520 It's astounding to me that you didn't hear a thing. 603 00:31:44,522 --> 00:31:45,387 Sorry. 604 00:31:45,389 --> 00:31:46,655 You boozin' again? 605 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:48,460 Oh, no, I was sober as a... 606 00:31:50,828 --> 00:31:51,830 I was sober. 607 00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:53,665 Hmm. 608 00:31:54,431 --> 00:31:55,598 You have my number. 609 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,668 What about the rabbit? 610 00:31:58,569 --> 00:31:59,604 Keep it for now. 611 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:02,271 And it doesn't like carrots, 612 00:32:02,273 --> 00:32:04,607 contrary to what most people believe. 613 00:32:04,609 --> 00:32:06,141 Cabbage. 614 00:32:06,143 --> 00:32:08,179 And keep it out of the direct sun, hmm? 615 00:32:17,588 --> 00:32:19,522 Hey, hey, that's mine, that's mine. 616 00:32:19,524 --> 00:32:20,656 You. 617 00:32:20,658 --> 00:32:21,590 Hey, give it to me. 618 00:32:21,592 --> 00:32:22,457 No, screw. 619 00:32:22,459 --> 00:32:23,324 Give it to me! 620 00:32:23,326 --> 00:32:24,827 Screw you, get lost! 621 00:32:24,829 --> 00:32:25,927 Fine, you want money, you want money? 622 00:32:25,929 --> 00:32:27,329 How's five bucks, huh? 623 00:32:27,331 --> 00:32:28,597 Five bucks. 624 00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:29,534 10. 625 00:32:30,901 --> 00:32:32,303 Alright, 10. 626 00:32:33,838 --> 00:32:35,107 There you go. 627 00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:41,146 It was Duck. 628 00:32:41,845 --> 00:32:42,778 Duck! 629 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:43,582 Duck. 630 00:32:45,749 --> 00:32:46,717 Fucker! 631 00:32:49,419 --> 00:32:50,554 It was Duck. 632 00:32:52,255 --> 00:32:53,289 What? 633 00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,622 Duck. 634 00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:55,726 - What? - Duck. 635 00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:59,294 He had it in for the magician. 636 00:32:59,296 --> 00:33:00,228 I'm lost here. 637 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,665 He hates everybody. 638 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:04,399 They're deaf. 639 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:05,736 - Oh. Oh. - Oh, okay. 640 00:33:08,706 --> 00:33:10,238 Really. 641 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,275 Really? 642 00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:13,210 Uh-huh, wow. 643 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:14,612 Uh-huh. 644 00:33:15,713 --> 00:33:16,712 - Wow. - What's she saying? 645 00:33:16,714 --> 00:33:18,746 Oh, I haven't got a clue, man. I don't sign. 646 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:20,618 Old bastard! 647 00:33:21,351 --> 00:33:22,952 Oh, Duck! 648 00:33:22,954 --> 00:33:24,386 They think Duck did it. 649 00:33:24,388 --> 00:33:25,189 Yeah. 650 00:33:27,225 --> 00:33:27,926 Who's he? 651 00:33:28,659 --> 00:33:30,359 Goth maggot. 652 00:33:30,361 --> 00:33:30,794 Right! 653 00:33:32,028 --> 00:33:36,200 Okay, well here's my card if you two remember, never mind. 654 00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:54,619 Yeah, I did it. Arrest me now. 655 00:33:55,852 --> 00:33:58,587 I'm Detective Dark, this is my partner McNutty. 656 00:33:58,589 --> 00:33:59,788 Don't go there. 657 00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:00,625 What's your name? 658 00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:02,791 Duck. 659 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:03,859 Duck. 660 00:34:03,861 --> 00:34:05,361 Hey, you were the guy who had that 661 00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:06,928 reality show a few years ago, huh? 662 00:34:06,930 --> 00:34:07,963 Goth World. 663 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,898 1.5 million viewers. 664 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,432 My daughters hated you. 665 00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:12,533 Yeah, well that's their loss. 666 00:34:12,535 --> 00:34:14,570 Okay, what's your real name? 667 00:34:14,572 --> 00:34:15,974 Yeah, I don't give that out. 668 00:34:17,575 --> 00:34:20,309 Maybe you'd like to take a ride up to North Hollywood. 669 00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:22,711 Aren't we already in North Hollywood? 670 00:34:23,947 --> 00:34:25,314 Hey, what the fuck are you 671 00:34:25,316 --> 00:34:27,983 section eight deadbeats laughing about? 672 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,754 Maybe you want me to take away your food stamp card, Ducky? 673 00:34:31,756 --> 00:34:33,821 Listen, prick, if you don't start cooperating 674 00:34:33,823 --> 00:34:35,823 I'm gonna fuck you up this side of NoHo. 675 00:34:35,825 --> 00:34:38,593 Yeah, that doesn't even make sense. 676 00:34:38,595 --> 00:34:39,595 He's got ya there. 677 00:34:39,597 --> 00:34:40,963 It makes sense to me. 678 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,530 That's all you should be concerned about. 679 00:34:42,532 --> 00:34:43,465 Oh. 680 00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:44,669 Now what's your real name? 681 00:34:47,537 --> 00:34:48,706 Felix, Felix Rain. 682 00:34:49,939 --> 00:34:54,642 Oh, see that wasn't so hard, now was it, Felix? 683 00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:56,477 Where were you last night, Felix? 684 00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:59,080 I was here, just chillin' with my posse. 685 00:34:59,082 --> 00:35:00,448 And you didn't hear that poor 686 00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:01,649 bastard getting brutally murdered? 687 00:35:01,651 --> 00:35:04,385 We were playing the new MMA game for Xbox. 688 00:35:04,387 --> 00:35:05,486 It can get pretty loud. 689 00:35:05,488 --> 00:35:06,555 I'm gonna make this clear to you 690 00:35:06,557 --> 00:35:07,689 in case you don't already know. 691 00:35:07,691 --> 00:35:08,392 I don't like you. 692 00:35:09,459 --> 00:35:11,760 That's not a good thing to have on your résumé. 693 00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:14,762 If you had a fucking clue what one was. 694 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:17,935 That's weird, cause he usually loves everyone. 695 00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:37,689 Thanks, man. 696 00:35:38,521 --> 00:35:39,657 What's with the rabbit? 697 00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:41,325 Long story. 698 00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:43,057 Come on in. 699 00:35:43,059 --> 00:35:44,496 What a fucking nightmare. 700 00:35:50,534 --> 00:35:51,802 So you think it was them? 701 00:35:53,671 --> 00:35:54,873 I don't know. 702 00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:57,573 I took a Valium to help me sleep 703 00:35:57,575 --> 00:35:58,843 and the next morning I wake up, 704 00:35:59,977 --> 00:36:02,410 they're carting off the dead magician. 705 00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:03,014 Wow. 706 00:36:04,048 --> 00:36:05,814 Well you'll be safe here. 707 00:36:05,816 --> 00:36:07,515 I'm so stressed, man. 708 00:36:07,517 --> 00:36:09,385 Look, Hanika's getting groceries. 709 00:36:09,387 --> 00:36:11,954 She'll come back we'll have a nice dinner. 710 00:36:11,956 --> 00:36:13,521 Relax. 711 00:36:13,523 --> 00:36:14,692 I thought she went back. 712 00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:18,961 A possible au pair job came up, 713 00:36:18,963 --> 00:36:21,900 so she decided to stay a few extra days. 714 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:25,767 I know she's not the brightest bulb, alright, 715 00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:27,671 but she takes care of business. 716 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,345 And you know, the next thing I know I own a rabbit. 717 00:36:34,644 --> 00:36:37,646 That's bizarre, dude. 718 00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:38,515 Tell me about it. 719 00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:44,022 I mean, I can understand killing a mime. 720 00:36:45,189 --> 00:36:46,655 Yeah, well... 721 00:36:46,657 --> 00:36:47,659 I dated one once. 722 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,394 He'd be like... 723 00:36:51,729 --> 00:36:54,162 I'd be like, yeah, I fucking hate you too! 724 00:36:54,164 --> 00:36:55,097 You know? 725 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:56,801 And he'd be like... 726 00:36:59,202 --> 00:37:01,769 I mean, have you ever blown a mime? 727 00:37:01,771 --> 00:37:03,137 Not that I can recall. 728 00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:06,143 Well, I'd be down there doing the business 729 00:37:07,711 --> 00:37:10,479 and he'd just be sitting there with a shit eating grin. 730 00:37:10,481 --> 00:37:11,613 Not one word. 731 00:37:11,615 --> 00:37:15,517 I'd be like, a little moaning for the effort, dude. 732 00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:16,488 Right? 733 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:17,921 Right, babe? 734 00:37:19,557 --> 00:37:21,523 Well, thanks for taking me in. 735 00:37:21,525 --> 00:37:24,796 Oh, it's our pleasure. 736 00:37:26,963 --> 00:37:30,668 I mean, murder can be a real downer. 737 00:37:32,769 --> 00:37:35,037 Yes, it can, Hanika. 738 00:38:25,289 --> 00:38:27,559 Fuck, shit. 739 00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:35,099 Fuck. 740 00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:40,604 Shit. 741 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,164 We're so glad we could help. 742 00:39:42,332 --> 00:39:45,570 Thanks, you're really something. 743 00:39:47,204 --> 00:39:48,206 Thank you. 744 00:39:50,907 --> 00:39:52,006 You fucking told her. 745 00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:53,175 What? 746 00:39:53,177 --> 00:39:57,044 She came into my room last night looking for the money. 747 00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:58,379 No way. 748 00:39:58,381 --> 00:39:59,650 Unbelievable. 749 00:40:01,017 --> 00:40:02,853 I had a few drinks. 750 00:40:03,787 --> 00:40:04,919 She's from Prague. 751 00:40:04,921 --> 00:40:06,821 She doesn't know anyone. 752 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:07,659 Ciaran. 753 00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:09,159 Shit. 754 00:40:27,211 --> 00:40:28,809 What the fuck? 755 00:40:51,668 --> 00:40:53,135 How's it going? 756 00:40:53,137 --> 00:40:54,836 That fucker, Trevor, told his chick. 757 00:40:54,838 --> 00:40:56,341 I begged him to cancel that Czech! 758 00:40:57,907 --> 00:41:00,776 The crazy bitch comes crawling into my room last night 759 00:41:00,778 --> 00:41:03,711 like a Czech fucking commando looking for the money. 760 00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:05,780 I told you not to trust him! 761 00:41:05,782 --> 00:41:07,149 No, you didn't. 762 00:41:07,151 --> 00:41:08,883 Well, I meant to. 763 00:41:08,885 --> 00:41:11,285 I mean, he's a nice guy and all, but I don't know 764 00:41:11,287 --> 00:41:13,254 what he's doing with this ditch Czech bitch. 765 00:41:13,256 --> 00:41:15,823 She blew him one time at Circus Douche Soleil, and... 766 00:41:15,825 --> 00:41:17,158 And I come home and find that my 767 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,896 balcony door has been jimmied open. 768 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:20,631 No shit. 769 00:41:21,465 --> 00:41:23,164 You think it was them? 770 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,700 I hope not. 771 00:41:24,702 --> 00:41:25,637 Wow. 772 00:41:27,403 --> 00:41:29,870 Did you see anyone snooping around last night? 773 00:41:29,872 --> 00:41:31,409 No, I didn't know you were gone. 774 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,746 I gotta hide this money good. 775 00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:38,316 Oh, you took it with you? 776 00:41:40,983 --> 00:41:42,751 Why do you think that? 777 00:41:42,753 --> 00:41:44,021 I'm just assuming. 778 00:41:45,322 --> 00:41:46,421 Was it you? 779 00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:47,392 What? No! 780 00:41:49,193 --> 00:41:50,294 Let me see your shoes. 781 00:41:51,394 --> 00:41:53,296 - Why? - Come on, man, let me see it. 782 00:41:55,298 --> 00:41:56,133 Let me see. 783 00:41:57,501 --> 00:41:59,100 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 784 00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,836 Oh, you motherfucker! 785 00:42:00,838 --> 00:42:03,204 I was just gonna take a few grand to produce this play. 786 00:42:03,206 --> 00:42:05,439 You'd risk my life for a fucking play? 787 00:42:05,441 --> 00:42:07,408 It has a great part in it for me! 788 00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:08,843 Nancy's right. 789 00:42:08,845 --> 00:42:10,479 You are a piece of shit. 790 00:42:10,481 --> 00:42:11,946 No, the hell with her! 791 00:42:11,948 --> 00:42:13,782 You wouldn't have any of this if it wasn't for me. 792 00:42:13,784 --> 00:42:14,883 Bullshit, man. 793 00:42:14,885 --> 00:42:15,850 You crossed the line. 794 00:42:15,852 --> 00:42:16,917 - No, no, look! - Get out! 795 00:42:16,919 --> 00:42:18,086 I'm trying to do something here. 796 00:42:18,088 --> 00:42:19,421 We finally have a chance to be somebody! 797 00:42:19,423 --> 00:42:20,655 - Get out! - Ciaran, please. 798 00:42:20,657 --> 00:42:23,024 - Get the hell out. Get out! - Please, listen to me, please! 799 00:42:23,026 --> 00:42:24,526 Get the hell out! 800 00:42:24,528 --> 00:42:27,028 Get the hell outta here, you stupid Czech bitch! 801 00:42:27,030 --> 00:42:28,430 I have no money. 802 00:42:28,432 --> 00:42:30,030 What am I supposed to do! 803 00:42:30,032 --> 00:42:31,068 Go blow your mime. 804 00:42:32,401 --> 00:42:34,301 Oh, fuck it. 805 00:42:34,303 --> 00:42:35,907 Fucking shit. 806 00:42:38,374 --> 00:42:39,376 What's up, Owen? 807 00:42:43,213 --> 00:42:44,282 What's up with him? 808 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,961 Fruit ass. 809 00:43:10,106 --> 00:43:11,141 Can I help you? 810 00:43:12,508 --> 00:43:15,176 Yeah, I saw your ad on Craigslist. 811 00:43:15,178 --> 00:43:17,144 Said you were looking for a maintenance man? 812 00:43:17,146 --> 00:43:18,148 What can you do? 813 00:43:19,148 --> 00:43:22,883 Painting, patching, stucco, 814 00:43:22,885 --> 00:43:25,155 plumbing, uh, light electrical. 815 00:43:26,155 --> 00:43:27,521 We only pay minimum. 816 00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:29,124 Okay. Like, yeah, perfect. 817 00:43:29,126 --> 00:43:32,426 Tomorrow, 9 a.m., no drugs, no alcohol. 818 00:43:32,428 --> 00:43:33,463 Nope, nada. 819 00:43:34,331 --> 00:43:35,863 You won't be disappointed. 820 00:43:35,865 --> 00:43:37,367 These Santa Anas, huh? 821 00:43:55,151 --> 00:43:56,417 Okay, make believe I'm the bad guy 822 00:43:56,419 --> 00:43:57,385 and I'm coming at you, okay? 823 00:43:57,387 --> 00:43:59,086 And I'm gonna take a punch. 824 00:43:59,088 --> 00:44:00,287 What you gotta do is you gotta snap 825 00:44:00,289 --> 00:44:02,157 - your head back like this, okay? - Okay. 826 00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:03,358 - And you sell it. - Right. 827 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,225 - Okay. - Okay. 828 00:44:04,227 --> 00:44:05,426 Bam, sell it. 829 00:44:05,428 --> 00:44:06,430 Got it? Alright. 830 00:44:12,602 --> 00:44:14,171 What the hell, Scabs? 831 00:44:15,539 --> 00:44:16,374 Are you okay? 832 00:44:17,173 --> 00:44:18,372 He forgot to sell it. 833 00:44:19,476 --> 00:44:20,908 Ciaran, call me right away, please. 834 00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:23,477 Hey, it's Trevor, call me when you can. 835 00:44:24,548 --> 00:44:27,349 I'm sorry, pal. Come on, pick up. 836 00:44:35,892 --> 00:44:36,992 Where the hell have you been? 837 00:44:36,994 --> 00:44:38,062 I told you, fishing. 838 00:44:38,996 --> 00:44:40,495 Why didn't you pick up? 839 00:44:40,497 --> 00:44:43,198 There's no reception in the Kern River, you know that. 840 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,033 Oh my God, I'm just so glad that you're okay. 841 00:44:46,035 --> 00:44:47,936 I saw on the news that there was another murder here. 842 00:44:47,938 --> 00:44:49,537 Yeah, I'm fine. 843 00:44:49,539 --> 00:44:51,939 You have got to get out of here. 844 00:44:51,941 --> 00:44:54,575 North Hollywood is not a safe place anymore. 845 00:44:54,577 --> 00:44:56,410 Nothing's ever happened in years. 846 00:44:56,412 --> 00:45:00,080 Well, look, I talked to my father, 847 00:45:00,082 --> 00:45:04,084 and he said he could get you in at his accounting firm. 848 00:45:04,086 --> 00:45:05,120 Accounting? 849 00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:06,187 Yeah. 850 00:45:06,189 --> 00:45:07,923 You'll make great money. 851 00:45:07,925 --> 00:45:11,262 Come on, Ciaran, it would give us some security. 852 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,497 You never believed in me. 853 00:45:16,499 --> 00:45:17,869 Of course, I did. 854 00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:19,936 It's not gonna work. 855 00:45:20,704 --> 00:45:22,303 What? 856 00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:23,307 What do you mean? 857 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,508 It's over. 858 00:45:29,046 --> 00:45:31,546 You're dumping me? 859 00:45:31,548 --> 00:45:33,981 I just can't give you what you want. 860 00:45:33,983 --> 00:45:35,983 Three years and that's it? 861 00:45:35,985 --> 00:45:38,620 Look, if I walk out that door right now, 862 00:45:38,622 --> 00:45:41,626 I am never coming back. 863 00:45:51,535 --> 00:45:54,238 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 864 00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:18,026 ♪ From the mountains to the prairies ♪ 865 00:46:18,028 --> 00:46:23,164 ♪ From the oceans white with foam ♪ 866 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:31,506 ♪ God bless America, my home sweet home ♪ 867 00:46:33,577 --> 00:46:35,012 Hey, bravo! 868 00:46:36,113 --> 00:46:38,646 Yeah, you flag kissing faggots suck! 869 00:46:38,648 --> 00:46:42,117 I'm gonna kick your goth punk ass before I throw you out! 870 00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:43,352 Well good luck with that. 871 00:46:43,354 --> 00:46:46,720 My Uncle Oscar will put all you freaks out in the street. 872 00:46:46,722 --> 00:46:48,189 Why don't you go back in your cave 873 00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:50,425 with your rap listening rodent friends? 874 00:46:50,427 --> 00:46:53,061 Yeah, it's called music, you fucking dinosaur! 875 00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:55,095 No, this is music. 876 00:46:55,599 --> 00:46:56,465 Okay. 877 00:46:56,467 --> 00:46:58,066 Yeah, and don't think I didn't hear 878 00:46:58,068 --> 00:46:59,501 you rattin' me out, Scabbies. 879 00:46:59,503 --> 00:47:01,503 Hey, I don't give a shit. 880 00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:04,338 You're dead, you fake stunt douchebag. 881 00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:05,740 Ah, fake, huh? 882 00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:08,343 Come on, let's see about fake, huh? 883 00:47:08,345 --> 00:47:09,577 Oh, you haven't got the balls. 884 00:47:09,579 --> 00:47:11,046 Oh, fuck you, buddy! 885 00:47:11,048 --> 00:47:11,780 Easy Scabs. 886 00:47:11,782 --> 00:47:14,349 Dream on, you never-has-been. 887 00:47:14,351 --> 00:47:16,283 Yeah, has-been? What have you been doing lately? 888 00:47:16,285 --> 00:47:18,452 Some of that stupid reality show, huh? 889 00:47:18,454 --> 00:47:20,120 Oh, so stupid, in fact, 890 00:47:20,122 --> 00:47:22,490 CBS is tailoring a sitcom around me, huh? 891 00:47:22,492 --> 00:47:23,725 Huh, you wish. 892 00:47:23,727 --> 00:47:25,260 Tune in this fall, bitch. 893 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:27,762 In the meantime, you can suck the Duck's puck. 894 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:34,234 Yeah, you're all a bunch of smagmasucking losers! 895 00:47:34,236 --> 00:47:35,439 Screw him, man. 896 00:47:36,439 --> 00:47:38,138 He doesn't know nothing. 897 00:47:38,140 --> 00:47:39,640 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 898 00:47:39,642 --> 00:47:41,709 No question, screw him. 899 00:47:41,711 --> 00:47:44,245 I mean, I doubled Stallone in Judge Dredd, 900 00:47:44,247 --> 00:47:47,782 Arnold in Last Action Hero, and Willis in Hudson Hawk. 901 00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:49,416 Classic flick, Scabs. 902 00:47:49,418 --> 00:47:51,119 Listen, the fireworks are gonna start 903 00:47:51,121 --> 00:47:52,687 any minute now, alright, Scabs? 904 00:47:52,689 --> 00:47:54,058 Don't let him ruin your Fourth. 905 00:47:55,092 --> 00:47:56,593 You would have killed him, Scabs. 906 00:47:59,128 --> 00:48:00,461 You're damn right. 907 00:48:00,463 --> 00:48:02,162 What's shakin', Lana? 908 00:48:02,164 --> 00:48:05,700 I just got cast in the new Tchaikovsky ballet. 909 00:48:05,702 --> 00:48:06,736 Oh, congrats! 910 00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,370 What's he like to work with? 911 00:48:09,372 --> 00:48:10,771 I don't know, I haven't met him yet. 912 00:48:10,773 --> 00:48:11,740 Oh. 913 00:48:11,742 --> 00:48:14,776 What's going on with that big action movie? 914 00:48:14,778 --> 00:48:15,413 Shh! 915 00:48:16,479 --> 00:48:19,713 We don't talk about it, we don't wanna jinx it. 916 00:48:19,715 --> 00:48:21,115 Okay. 917 00:48:21,117 --> 00:48:23,184 Well let me know if they need a dancer. 918 00:48:23,186 --> 00:48:23,787 I thought you were busy? 919 00:48:25,322 --> 00:48:28,756 Well, I don't know if this Russian guy's a flake. 920 00:48:28,758 --> 00:48:30,227 What's going on with Owen? 921 00:48:32,361 --> 00:48:34,331 Oh, he's acting a little weird lately. 922 00:48:35,465 --> 00:48:38,566 He's strung out on something. 923 00:48:38,568 --> 00:48:40,137 He's always strung out. 924 00:48:45,809 --> 00:48:47,577 Happy birthday, America. 925 00:48:55,218 --> 00:48:56,517 What's up, Owen? 926 00:48:56,519 --> 00:48:57,885 Besides your dick. 927 00:48:57,887 --> 00:49:00,488 Why won't you ever have sex with me? 928 00:49:00,490 --> 00:49:01,890 Because I can't stomach you. 929 00:49:01,892 --> 00:49:03,294 Oh, right. 930 00:49:05,361 --> 00:49:08,262 But I will give you a shoulder to cry on. 931 00:49:08,264 --> 00:49:09,199 You can't touch me. 932 00:49:12,401 --> 00:49:13,501 Fucking Ciaran. 933 00:49:13,503 --> 00:49:16,537 Yeah, where is Ciaran? Why is he not at the party? 934 00:49:16,539 --> 00:49:18,641 Mr. Greedy McPrick. 935 00:49:20,910 --> 00:49:22,213 What's going on? 936 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,446 I can't say, like some rats. 937 00:49:42,965 --> 00:49:44,367 God help me. 938 00:50:10,392 --> 00:50:11,161 Hey, Ciaran. 939 00:50:12,494 --> 00:50:16,497 I'm sorry to bother you so late, I ran out of sugar. 940 00:50:16,499 --> 00:50:18,399 At two in the morning? 941 00:50:18,401 --> 00:50:22,003 Yeah, that magician's murder really has me frightened. 942 00:50:22,005 --> 00:50:24,705 I heard like it was a blood bath in there. 943 00:50:24,707 --> 00:50:25,907 I thought maybe a soothing cup 944 00:50:25,909 --> 00:50:27,945 of chamomile might help me sleep. 945 00:50:29,878 --> 00:50:32,914 Okay, well, I gave up sugar a couple of years ago. 946 00:50:32,916 --> 00:50:35,249 Let me see what I can find. 947 00:50:35,251 --> 00:50:36,450 Merci. 948 00:50:51,601 --> 00:50:55,836 First that poor girl next door, and now this? 949 00:50:55,838 --> 00:50:58,006 Really gives me the creeps that some 950 00:50:58,008 --> 00:51:00,244 serial killer might be on the loose. 951 00:51:02,445 --> 00:51:03,680 Yeah, it's really scary. 952 00:51:15,825 --> 00:51:18,928 Ah, here we go. 953 00:51:21,664 --> 00:51:24,365 How's your, uh, how's your painting going? 954 00:51:24,367 --> 00:51:25,399 It's good. 955 00:51:25,401 --> 00:51:26,600 Good. 956 00:51:26,602 --> 00:51:28,436 I heard you and Nancy broke up. 957 00:51:28,438 --> 00:51:29,836 We're still talking. 958 00:51:29,838 --> 00:51:30,640 That's nice. 959 00:51:31,474 --> 00:51:32,409 Good. 960 00:51:34,677 --> 00:51:35,676 Whoops! 961 00:51:35,678 --> 00:51:36,977 Sorry. 962 00:51:36,979 --> 00:51:38,379 It's okay. 963 00:51:38,381 --> 00:51:40,351 A little sugar never hurt anyone, right? 964 00:51:42,852 --> 00:51:45,656 Uh, well you have your sugar. 965 00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:48,789 Thank you so much. 966 00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:50,057 You're a life saver. 967 00:51:50,059 --> 00:51:52,392 What are neighbors for? 968 00:51:52,394 --> 00:51:56,363 If you ever need to vent, or talk, just give me a knock. 969 00:51:56,365 --> 00:51:57,899 I always think it's healthy for a man 970 00:51:57,901 --> 00:51:59,970 to have a woman's point of view. 971 00:52:20,622 --> 00:52:21,624 Fucker. 972 00:52:23,626 --> 00:52:25,459 God, no wonder she left him. 973 00:52:36,972 --> 00:52:38,805 I mean, I've worked with all the best, 974 00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:40,774 Hal Needham, Dar Robinson. 975 00:52:40,776 --> 00:52:42,477 Wow. 976 00:52:42,479 --> 00:52:44,812 Yeah, I taught Dar all his stunts. 977 00:52:44,814 --> 00:52:46,747 I mean, I even came up with that 978 00:52:46,749 --> 00:52:48,548 high fall gag in Sharky's Machine. 979 00:52:48,550 --> 00:52:49,983 Get outta Burbank! 980 00:52:49,985 --> 00:52:53,454 I mean, he got all the credit, but it was all me. 981 00:52:53,456 --> 00:52:54,921 I mean, I woulda done it myself, 982 00:52:54,923 --> 00:52:57,024 except I threw my back out doubling 983 00:52:57,026 --> 00:52:58,126 Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner. 984 00:52:58,128 --> 00:52:58,861 Runner! 985 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:02,963 So what are you still doing here? 986 00:53:02,965 --> 00:53:06,100 Well, my ex got the Pacoima estate. 987 00:53:06,102 --> 00:53:08,436 So I'm just hanging out here 988 00:53:08,438 --> 00:53:10,073 biding my time until my ship comes in. 989 00:53:11,407 --> 00:53:12,909 And she's come in, boys. 990 00:53:14,043 --> 00:53:16,611 How big, like just a little hint? 991 00:53:16,613 --> 00:53:18,012 Well it's big, but I can't really talk about it. 992 00:53:18,014 --> 00:53:20,117 Oh, no, no, no, come on, Scabs! 993 00:53:21,751 --> 00:53:25,153 You're gonna learn from the master in the big time. 994 00:53:25,155 --> 00:53:27,155 Alright, what I will say is that 995 00:53:27,157 --> 00:53:29,189 you're looking at the stunt coordinator. 996 00:53:29,191 --> 00:53:30,425 You're kidding! 997 00:53:30,427 --> 00:53:32,760 No, Scabs never kids. 998 00:53:32,762 --> 00:53:33,995 That's awesome! 999 00:53:33,997 --> 00:53:36,564 And I'm taking you guys with me. 1000 00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:37,368 Really? 1001 00:53:38,601 --> 00:53:42,106 It's like Titanic, dos. 1002 00:53:43,939 --> 00:53:45,608 Could I be the propeller guy? 1003 00:53:49,077 --> 00:53:50,680 I don't think he made it. 1004 00:54:13,970 --> 00:54:15,503 Closed captioning for tonight's 1005 00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:18,738 Los Angles Philharmonic provided by Dolby. 1006 00:54:37,994 --> 00:54:40,660 - Come on, motherfucker. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1007 00:54:56,178 --> 00:54:57,678 Get his ass. Where are you going, huh? 1008 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,845 - Stuntman, huh? - Where are you goin', huh? 1009 00:54:58,847 --> 00:55:00,615 Wanna go somewhere, huh? Come here. 1010 00:55:00,617 --> 00:55:02,283 Hey, I'll teach you how to fly. 1011 00:55:02,285 --> 00:55:04,218 Yeah. 1012 00:55:07,923 --> 00:55:09,524 Ciaran, open up. 1013 00:55:09,526 --> 00:55:10,791 Leave me alone. 1014 00:55:10,793 --> 00:55:12,559 It's important! 1015 00:55:12,561 --> 00:55:14,928 Suck my big Irish balls! 1016 00:55:14,930 --> 00:55:16,032 Scabs is dead. 1017 00:55:19,068 --> 00:55:20,166 Scabs, huh? 1018 00:55:20,168 --> 00:55:21,968 Oh, man, what happened? 1019 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:22,903 I don't know. 1020 00:55:22,905 --> 00:55:24,171 I was watering my plants and I found him. 1021 00:55:24,173 --> 00:55:25,705 - I can't believe it. - Oh shit. 1022 00:55:25,707 --> 00:55:27,010 Yeah, he's dead, man. 1023 00:55:27,977 --> 00:55:29,813 Yeah, it stinks. 1024 00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:36,850 Let me guess, boating accident. 1025 00:55:36,852 --> 00:55:38,151 This is the place where I found him 1026 00:55:38,153 --> 00:55:39,822 when I was watering my buds. 1027 00:55:40,557 --> 00:55:41,555 Who are you? 1028 00:55:41,557 --> 00:55:44,091 Adele, the manager. His unit was ransacked. 1029 00:55:44,093 --> 00:55:45,225 What's his name? 1030 00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:48,562 Randall Dumbrowski, but everybody called him Scabs. 1031 00:55:48,564 --> 00:55:49,229 I don't get it. 1032 00:55:49,231 --> 00:55:50,865 He worked non-union. 1033 00:55:50,867 --> 00:55:51,901 Nobody leave. 1034 00:55:53,669 --> 00:55:55,135 That means you, pal. 1035 00:55:55,137 --> 00:55:56,672 Hey, go fuck yourself. 1036 00:55:58,807 --> 00:55:59,573 Who's he? 1037 00:55:59,575 --> 00:56:01,309 Bayzo, you don't wanna go there. 1038 00:56:01,311 --> 00:56:02,544 And why's that? 1039 00:56:02,546 --> 00:56:05,616 He hasn't been the same since the Ringling clown tragedy. 1040 00:56:07,150 --> 00:56:09,883 ...at the end of Die Hard. 1041 00:56:09,885 --> 00:56:12,852 No, no, the cliff jump in Butch Cassidy. 1042 00:56:12,854 --> 00:56:13,921 No, no. 1043 00:56:13,923 --> 00:56:15,789 Oh, my God! 1044 00:56:15,791 --> 00:56:16,724 No way. 1045 00:56:16,726 --> 00:56:18,626 No, no, it can't be! 1046 00:56:18,628 --> 00:56:21,028 Scabs does that high-dive in his sleep. 1047 00:56:21,030 --> 00:56:21,965 He was murdered. 1048 00:56:22,898 --> 00:56:23,900 Oh. 1049 00:56:27,369 --> 00:56:29,803 I love you so much! 1050 00:56:29,805 --> 00:56:31,071 Oh, I love you! 1051 00:56:33,776 --> 00:56:35,709 The bastard did it! 1052 00:56:35,711 --> 00:56:36,811 Murderer! 1053 00:56:36,813 --> 00:56:37,945 Murderer! 1054 00:56:37,947 --> 00:56:40,182 Your lips around my cock completes me! 1055 00:56:42,285 --> 00:56:43,751 I really hate that guy. 1056 00:56:43,753 --> 00:56:45,385 This isn't good, this isn't good. 1057 00:56:45,387 --> 00:56:46,820 At least we won't get woken up 1058 00:56:46,822 --> 00:56:48,923 by him pounding on that stupid heavy bag. 1059 00:56:48,925 --> 00:56:50,291 Have a little respect, would ya? 1060 00:56:50,293 --> 00:56:52,892 What? I was just looking at the bright side. 1061 00:56:52,894 --> 00:56:55,629 Right, go down there and find out what's going on. 1062 00:56:55,631 --> 00:56:56,133 Okay. 1063 00:56:56,999 --> 00:56:58,298 Don't say anything stupid. 1064 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,200 Alright, Jesus. 1065 00:57:04,139 --> 00:57:06,673 And my hands around your throat completes me. 1066 00:57:06,675 --> 00:57:08,809 Touch me, I'll sue your ass. 1067 00:57:08,811 --> 00:57:10,711 Where were you, playing Xbox again? 1068 00:57:10,713 --> 00:57:11,845 That deaf bitch doesn't know 1069 00:57:11,847 --> 00:57:12,847 what the hell she's talking about. 1070 00:57:12,849 --> 00:57:13,350 I wasn't even here. 1071 00:57:14,983 --> 00:57:18,318 I was with my girl, Ganya, chillin' at her place all night. 1072 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,655 Ganya-rhea. 1073 00:57:20,657 --> 00:57:22,023 Where'd you dredge her up? 1074 00:57:22,025 --> 00:57:23,323 The line at four o'clock in the morning 1075 00:57:23,325 --> 00:57:24,825 for the Twilight Saga? 1076 00:57:24,827 --> 00:57:27,128 Right, the same time you were in line at Walmart 1077 00:57:27,130 --> 00:57:28,963 waiting on your new leisure suit sale, huh? 1078 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,302 Anything else to say? 1079 00:57:34,137 --> 00:57:35,372 I didn't think so, huh? 1080 00:57:36,673 --> 00:57:38,004 I'm gonna sue your ass! 1081 00:57:38,006 --> 00:57:39,740 Look, I got witnesses here, alright! 1082 00:57:39,742 --> 00:57:41,611 Anybody see anything? 1083 00:57:42,177 --> 00:57:43,012 No. 1084 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,114 No. 1085 00:57:44,914 --> 00:57:46,046 You got Marilyn Manson over here, 1086 00:57:46,048 --> 00:57:49,082 and we got a dozen witnesses who ain't seen nada. 1087 00:57:49,084 --> 00:57:50,653 Good luck with Larry H. Parker. 1088 00:57:53,423 --> 00:57:55,189 - Are you okay, baby? - Sit down! 1089 00:57:55,191 --> 00:57:56,856 Fuck you guys. 1090 00:57:56,858 --> 00:57:59,292 I'm sorry, I had enough of that asshole. 1091 00:57:59,294 --> 00:58:00,695 You're lucky he's an idiot. 1092 00:58:00,697 --> 00:58:01,995 What the hell's going on? 1093 00:58:01,997 --> 00:58:03,396 Is this a serial killer? 1094 00:58:03,398 --> 00:58:05,198 Why aren't you arresting him! 1095 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,200 Everybody just calm down, relax. 1096 00:58:07,202 --> 00:58:08,369 You relax. 1097 00:58:08,371 --> 00:58:09,937 I haven't had two vacancies since 1098 00:58:09,939 --> 00:58:12,807 Vanilla Ice and Lindsay Lohan were thrown out! 1099 00:58:12,809 --> 00:58:14,175 Maybe this is just random. 1100 00:58:14,177 --> 00:58:15,175 It could be a coincidence. 1101 00:58:15,177 --> 00:58:16,176 Random, really? 1102 00:58:16,178 --> 00:58:19,113 The magician, Scabs, and the girl next door? 1103 00:58:19,115 --> 00:58:20,046 Duck had it out for him. 1104 00:58:20,048 --> 00:58:21,182 We're avenging! 1105 00:58:21,184 --> 00:58:24,751 Yeah, nobody kills the master and gets away with it. 1106 00:58:24,753 --> 00:58:26,220 Who are you? 1107 00:58:26,222 --> 00:58:28,222 I'm Arlo, and this is my brother, Duane. 1108 00:58:28,224 --> 00:58:29,423 We're stuntmen. 1109 00:58:29,425 --> 00:58:30,858 Scabs was teaching us. 1110 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:32,792 And he was the greatest stuntman. 1111 00:58:32,794 --> 00:58:34,398 Either of you two see anything? 1112 00:58:35,363 --> 00:58:36,396 No. 1113 00:58:36,398 --> 00:58:37,731 They don't even live here. 1114 00:58:37,733 --> 00:58:39,332 Take a hike, Simon and Garfunkel. 1115 00:58:39,334 --> 00:58:41,670 Take that skanky bed mattress with you! 1116 00:58:45,742 --> 00:58:49,008 Okay, once again, did anyone see anything? 1117 00:58:49,010 --> 00:58:49,876 No. 1118 00:58:49,878 --> 00:58:51,245 Who's gonna protect us? 1119 00:58:51,247 --> 00:58:53,914 We're gonna have a squad car monitor the complex. 1120 00:58:53,916 --> 00:58:55,916 Just keep your doors locked and report 1121 00:58:55,918 --> 00:58:58,452 any suspicious activity, okay? 1122 00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:04,258 Hey, at least we won't have to sleep on the floor anymore. 1123 00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:05,227 True that. 1124 00:59:21,376 --> 00:59:23,209 Hey, is Ciaran alright? 1125 00:59:23,211 --> 00:59:25,445 Because I haven't seen him come out in a couple days. 1126 00:59:25,447 --> 00:59:27,349 He's just laying low, painting. 1127 00:59:29,151 --> 00:59:32,019 Listen, about the other night. 1128 00:59:32,021 --> 00:59:34,187 Oh, you don't have to thank me. 1129 00:59:34,189 --> 00:59:35,289 I wasn't. 1130 00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:35,926 Oh. 1131 00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:40,794 I was buzzed, I was scared, that's all it was, 1132 00:59:40,796 --> 00:59:43,863 so just don't get the wrong idea, okay? 1133 00:59:43,865 --> 00:59:45,432 I didn't say anything stupid, did I? 1134 00:59:45,434 --> 00:59:48,568 Mm, everything that comes out of your mouth is kind of stupid. 1135 00:59:48,570 --> 00:59:50,403 Oh, right. 1136 00:59:50,405 --> 00:59:52,807 I just meant, nevermind, forget it. 1137 00:59:52,809 --> 00:59:53,243 I already did. 1138 00:59:54,410 --> 00:59:58,445 Hey, well, look, I'm in tonight if you're free, maybe? 1139 00:59:58,447 --> 00:59:59,282 Fuck off. 1140 01:00:00,148 --> 01:00:01,751 I'll take that as a maybe. 1141 01:00:38,421 --> 01:00:40,854 Motherfucker, where'd you hide it? 1142 01:00:47,262 --> 01:00:48,831 Come on, come on, come on. 1143 01:01:14,055 --> 01:01:16,059 Where is it, where is it? 1144 01:01:20,396 --> 01:01:21,662 Ciaran. 1145 01:01:21,664 --> 01:01:23,229 Ciaran, it's me, Owen. 1146 01:01:34,010 --> 01:01:35,011 Oh, shit. 1147 01:01:35,945 --> 01:01:36,947 Open up! 1148 01:02:19,488 --> 01:02:20,957 What the fuck. 1149 01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:26,225 What's he talkin' about? 1150 01:02:33,068 --> 01:02:34,300 You motherfucker! 1151 01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:35,369 What are you doing? 1152 01:02:35,371 --> 01:02:36,370 I bagged you! 1153 01:02:36,372 --> 01:02:37,504 When? 1154 01:02:37,506 --> 01:02:39,740 I just saw you leaving my apartment! 1155 01:02:39,742 --> 01:02:41,240 I was just knocking on your door, 1156 01:02:41,242 --> 01:02:42,608 I swear to God, but you didn't answer! 1157 01:02:42,610 --> 01:02:43,477 You're full of shit, man! 1158 01:02:43,479 --> 01:02:44,481 I'm not, I'm not. 1159 01:02:45,648 --> 01:02:46,513 What the hell? 1160 01:02:46,515 --> 01:02:48,314 I can't leave for two fucking minutes. 1161 01:02:48,316 --> 01:02:49,182 What happened? 1162 01:02:49,184 --> 01:02:50,984 Don't play that stupid game with me. 1163 01:02:50,986 --> 01:02:51,651 You know damn well! 1164 01:02:51,653 --> 01:02:53,120 Know what? 1165 01:02:53,122 --> 01:02:54,687 You were just in my apartment! 1166 01:02:54,689 --> 01:02:56,622 I wasn't, I swear. 1167 01:02:56,624 --> 01:02:58,024 How'd ya get in? 1168 01:02:58,026 --> 01:02:59,258 I was just knocking at your door. 1169 01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,193 - Give me the key. - What key? 1170 01:03:00,195 --> 01:03:01,394 The master! 1171 01:03:01,396 --> 01:03:04,198 I don't have one, only Adele and the maintenance guy do. 1172 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:08,535 Humberto would never come into my apartment if I wasn't there. 1173 01:03:08,537 --> 01:03:09,339 Where have you been? 1174 01:03:10,639 --> 01:03:14,140 He quit three days ago, they have some new guy. 1175 01:03:14,142 --> 01:03:14,577 New guy? 1176 01:03:16,044 --> 01:03:18,245 Yeah, Humberto wasn't too keen on sweeping up 1177 01:03:18,247 --> 01:03:20,446 brain matter for eight bucks an hour. 1178 01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:23,584 But you'd know that if you ever came out. 1179 01:03:23,586 --> 01:03:25,051 What's he look like? 1180 01:03:25,053 --> 01:03:26,256 Like they all do. 1181 01:03:29,492 --> 01:03:30,557 Shit. 1182 01:03:30,559 --> 01:03:33,160 What, you think he's one of them? 1183 01:03:33,162 --> 01:03:33,596 Could be. 1184 01:03:34,764 --> 01:03:37,296 Please tell me he didn't find the money. 1185 01:03:37,298 --> 01:03:39,001 - No. - Thank God. 1186 01:03:40,269 --> 01:03:41,501 Let me check him out. 1187 01:03:41,503 --> 01:03:42,137 How? 1188 01:03:43,005 --> 01:03:45,238 I'll bring him over to fix something. 1189 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,506 See if he knows what he's doing. 1190 01:03:46,508 --> 01:03:47,541 No, it's not a good idea. 1191 01:03:47,543 --> 01:03:49,142 Well, how else we gonna know? 1192 01:03:49,144 --> 01:03:51,644 What's it gonna prove if he can't fix something? 1193 01:03:51,646 --> 01:03:53,180 I'll feel him out. 1194 01:03:53,182 --> 01:03:55,618 I'm an actor, I know how to do this shit. 1195 01:04:03,758 --> 01:04:04,994 Oh! 1196 01:04:19,742 --> 01:04:21,575 Hola, my friend. 1197 01:04:21,577 --> 01:04:24,845 This thing broke and I tried to fix it, as you can see. 1198 01:04:24,847 --> 01:04:26,115 But I'm no plumber. 1199 01:04:27,182 --> 01:04:28,849 Yeah, I'll take a look. 1200 01:04:28,851 --> 01:04:29,651 Thanks. 1201 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,459 So, what's your name? 1202 01:04:38,461 --> 01:04:39,559 Eduardo. 1203 01:04:39,561 --> 01:04:40,362 Oh. 1204 01:04:41,229 --> 01:04:42,398 You're new here, right? 1205 01:04:43,264 --> 01:04:44,133 Si. 1206 01:04:45,166 --> 01:04:46,466 Been a lot of crazy stuff 1207 01:04:46,468 --> 01:04:48,371 happening around here lately, huh? 1208 01:04:50,338 --> 01:04:52,338 You got to school for that? 1209 01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:55,341 My father, he was a plumber. 1210 01:04:55,343 --> 01:04:57,280 Me too, my old man was a drunk. 1211 01:04:59,615 --> 01:05:00,750 Yeah, it's broken. 1212 01:05:01,717 --> 01:05:03,552 What do they call that thing? 1213 01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:07,488 It's an elbow drain. 1214 01:05:07,490 --> 01:05:08,390 That's what it is. 1215 01:05:09,492 --> 01:05:11,825 I'm gonna have to order you a new one. 1216 01:05:11,827 --> 01:05:14,327 It's gonna take a few days, though. 1217 01:05:14,329 --> 01:05:15,595 Days? 1218 01:05:15,597 --> 01:05:18,398 Yeah, gotta get Oscar to approve. 1219 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,468 You know the owners. 1220 01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:21,535 Right. 1221 01:05:21,537 --> 01:05:22,805 Well, thanks Emilio. 1222 01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:25,508 Eduardo. 1223 01:05:26,441 --> 01:05:29,344 Right, well, mucho gracias, amigo. 1224 01:05:34,349 --> 01:05:35,716 Shit. 1225 01:05:39,787 --> 01:05:41,457 Wow, Mercury Marauder. 1226 01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:43,526 Now that's a bad ass car. 1227 01:05:44,894 --> 01:05:45,727 Bad ass. 1228 01:06:10,418 --> 01:06:12,154 Eduardo knew his business. 1229 01:06:14,557 --> 01:06:15,892 I'm sorry for choking you. 1230 01:06:18,561 --> 01:06:20,863 Nah, what are friends for? 1231 01:06:22,831 --> 01:06:24,233 Care for a brew? 1232 01:06:25,233 --> 01:06:27,302 No, I gotta stay sharp tonight. 1233 01:06:30,838 --> 01:06:32,872 You know, you really shoulda brought that money. 1234 01:06:32,874 --> 01:06:33,510 It's safe. 1235 01:06:34,610 --> 01:06:36,742 What if they come through the balcony? 1236 01:06:36,744 --> 01:06:37,813 They'd never find it. 1237 01:06:38,713 --> 01:06:40,249 Your place ain't that big. 1238 01:06:40,950 --> 01:06:42,418 Who said it's even there? 1239 01:06:43,918 --> 01:06:45,287 - Where'd you... - Don't. 1240 01:06:45,988 --> 01:06:47,157 Don't even ask. 1241 01:06:48,289 --> 01:06:49,789 Did you spend any? 1242 01:06:49,791 --> 01:06:50,626 Not a dime. 1243 01:06:51,827 --> 01:06:53,727 Well you should at least buy something nice. 1244 01:06:53,729 --> 01:06:55,762 You know, splurge a little. 1245 01:06:55,764 --> 01:06:57,363 That raises a red flag, you know? 1246 01:06:57,365 --> 01:06:59,733 Them or the cops see me buying shit, I'm dead. 1247 01:06:59,735 --> 01:07:03,903 Nah, they got a hard on for that jerk off, Duck. 1248 01:07:03,905 --> 01:07:05,207 Better him than me. 1249 01:07:11,546 --> 01:07:13,446 What? 1250 01:07:13,448 --> 01:07:14,651 Oh, that'd be too sick. 1251 01:07:15,617 --> 01:07:17,350 I like sick. 1252 01:07:17,352 --> 01:07:17,954 What? 1253 01:07:20,856 --> 01:07:24,890 Oh, my God, I told you, the dude was heavy. 1254 01:07:27,463 --> 01:07:29,499 Welcome to the CBS family. 1255 01:07:30,432 --> 01:07:31,301 Awesome! 1256 01:07:32,434 --> 01:07:33,303 Hear that boys? 1257 01:07:34,336 --> 01:07:35,972 Dawn of a new Duck Dynasty! 1258 01:07:37,472 --> 01:07:38,907 I told you to be careful. 1259 01:07:39,742 --> 01:07:40,810 It's heavy. 1260 01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:45,548 Fuck you guys. 1261 01:07:50,586 --> 01:07:52,419 This is our lovely pool. 1262 01:07:52,421 --> 01:07:54,488 The laundry room is right out back. 1263 01:07:54,490 --> 01:07:55,888 It has all the amenities. 1264 01:07:55,890 --> 01:07:59,559 New tiles, new carpets, Paul Muni once lived here. 1265 01:07:59,561 --> 01:08:01,662 And we're within walking distance of the subway. 1266 01:08:01,664 --> 01:08:02,599 Oh my God! 1267 01:08:06,501 --> 01:08:07,466 Fight! 1268 01:08:07,468 --> 01:08:08,734 Let's go, Chubs. 1269 01:08:08,736 --> 01:08:10,570 Yo, you're being a bitch, somebody drink. 1270 01:08:10,572 --> 01:08:11,437 Stop hitting me! 1271 01:08:11,439 --> 01:08:12,306 Fuck you! 1272 01:08:12,308 --> 01:08:13,073 Come on! 1273 01:08:13,075 --> 01:08:14,007 Rear naked show. Rear naked show. 1274 01:08:14,009 --> 01:08:15,042 Come on! 1275 01:08:15,044 --> 01:08:17,877 Choke you out, Chubs, chokin' you out, bitch! 1276 01:08:17,879 --> 01:08:18,944 Oh, you like that? 1277 01:08:18,946 --> 01:08:19,812 You like that? 1278 01:08:19,814 --> 01:08:20,713 Tap out, baby, tap out! 1279 01:08:20,715 --> 01:08:22,815 Tap out of it, losers! 1280 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:27,890 Hey, the Manson followers are leavin'. 1281 01:08:29,957 --> 01:08:32,659 Alright, I'm gonna do another walk through. 1282 01:08:32,661 --> 01:08:33,463 Alright. 1283 01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:38,965 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1284 01:08:38,967 --> 01:08:42,034 ♪ The sky above is clear again ♪ 1285 01:08:42,036 --> 01:08:45,504 ♪ Let's sing a song of cheer again ♪ 1286 01:08:45,506 --> 01:08:49,376 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1287 01:08:49,378 --> 01:08:50,976 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1288 01:08:54,249 --> 01:08:56,850 All units, officer down at Vineland and Victory. 1289 01:08:56,852 --> 01:08:59,919 Repeat, officer down at Vineland and Victory. 1290 01:08:59,921 --> 01:09:02,989 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1291 01:09:02,991 --> 01:09:04,761 Just got a call, Jake, let's go! 1292 01:09:08,030 --> 01:09:10,931 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1293 01:09:10,933 --> 01:09:12,466 ♪ The sky above is clear again ♪ 1294 01:09:14,402 --> 01:09:17,136 ♪ Let's sing a song of cheer again ♪ 1295 01:09:17,138 --> 01:09:20,606 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1296 01:09:23,077 --> 01:09:25,444 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1297 01:09:25,446 --> 01:09:27,881 ♪ The sky above is clear again ♪ 1298 01:09:27,883 --> 01:09:29,815 Hey, hey, what are you doing? You can't come in here! 1299 01:09:29,817 --> 01:09:31,918 Hey, hey, what... 1300 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,419 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1301 01:09:43,765 --> 01:09:45,902 Alright folks, show's over. 1302 01:09:47,436 --> 01:09:49,569 You said you would protect us. 1303 01:09:49,571 --> 01:09:51,037 We're doing the best we can, ma'am. 1304 01:09:51,039 --> 01:09:52,405 Your best? 1305 01:09:52,407 --> 01:09:53,472 This is insane! 1306 01:09:53,474 --> 01:09:54,576 I'm outta here! 1307 01:09:56,678 --> 01:09:57,843 I told you it wasn't him. 1308 01:09:57,845 --> 01:10:00,713 Yeah, we got taken. 1309 01:10:00,715 --> 01:10:02,114 Thinkin' the painter? 1310 01:10:02,116 --> 01:10:02,918 Who else? 1311 01:10:03,986 --> 01:10:04,854 He'll slip up. 1312 01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:06,789 They always do. 1313 01:10:10,058 --> 01:10:11,958 Here's the mop, the water. 1314 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,996 Clean up the blood, put in a fresh carpet. 1315 01:10:21,804 --> 01:10:23,272 You must be the new guy. 1316 01:10:27,142 --> 01:10:28,010 I'm Ciaran. 1317 01:10:35,918 --> 01:10:36,885 Speak English? 1318 01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:40,622 Eduardo. 1319 01:10:43,892 --> 01:10:45,762 It's nice to meet you, Eduardo. 1320 01:10:54,736 --> 01:10:57,537 Don't you hate it when people don't remove their lint, huh? 1321 01:10:57,539 --> 01:10:59,942 Yes, it's always bad when people don't do the right thing. 1322 01:11:04,146 --> 01:11:06,078 You ain't got a lot of laundry. 1323 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,748 Yeah, I save it up for the week days. 1324 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:10,787 You know, when it's not so busy. 1325 01:11:11,954 --> 01:11:13,686 You're very smart. 1326 01:11:13,688 --> 01:11:15,221 I don't know about that. 1327 01:11:32,573 --> 01:11:33,509 Thank you. 1328 01:11:35,043 --> 01:11:36,045 You're welcome. 1329 01:11:40,147 --> 01:11:43,149 Have a nice one, yeah? I'll see you later. 1330 01:11:47,089 --> 01:11:48,020 Watch out, man! 1331 01:11:49,758 --> 01:11:50,923 Where'd you get this? 1332 01:11:50,925 --> 01:11:51,725 - That's mine! - Where'd you get this? 1333 01:11:51,727 --> 01:11:52,626 - Where'd you get this? - Fuck you! 1334 01:11:52,628 --> 01:11:54,727 I swear to God, I will blow your head off! 1335 01:11:54,729 --> 01:11:56,162 Where'd you get this bag? 1336 01:11:56,164 --> 01:11:57,696 Where'd you get this? Where'd you get this? 1337 01:11:57,698 --> 01:11:58,632 Fuck you! 1338 01:11:58,634 --> 01:12:00,667 - Where'd you get this bag? - That's mine! 1339 01:12:00,669 --> 01:12:02,968 Where'd you get this shit, hmm? 1340 01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:04,139 Where'd you get this shit? 1341 01:12:28,863 --> 01:12:30,564 Afternoon, Detectives. 1342 01:12:30,566 --> 01:12:31,565 You mind? 1343 01:12:31,567 --> 01:12:32,332 Kinda busy right now. 1344 01:12:32,334 --> 01:12:33,568 This'll just take a minute. 1345 01:12:37,638 --> 01:12:38,904 So how's the rabbit? 1346 01:12:38,906 --> 01:12:40,574 Good. Yeah, he's out on the balcony. 1347 01:12:40,576 --> 01:12:42,309 He's got plenty of water, cabbage. 1348 01:12:42,311 --> 01:12:43,112 Good. 1349 01:12:43,978 --> 01:12:45,578 You going somewhere? 1350 01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:47,048 Weekend getaway with the honey. 1351 01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:49,983 I thought you two broke up. 1352 01:12:49,985 --> 01:12:52,217 We made up, that's why the trip. 1353 01:12:52,219 --> 01:12:53,919 Where you going? 1354 01:12:53,921 --> 01:12:56,021 Nancy's surprising me. You never know with her. 1355 01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:58,891 It could be Big Bear, the desert. 1356 01:12:58,893 --> 01:13:00,193 Oh, that's sweet. 1357 01:13:00,195 --> 01:13:02,895 Marcie never did that for me, the bitch. 1358 01:13:02,897 --> 01:13:05,230 You didn't like this Duck guy very much, did you? 1359 01:13:05,232 --> 01:13:07,766 No, no, everyone hated him. 1360 01:13:07,768 --> 01:13:09,271 Hmm, can't imagine why. 1361 01:13:10,671 --> 01:13:12,238 Who's taking care of the rabbit? 1362 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,172 Neighbor. 1363 01:13:13,174 --> 01:13:14,039 Trained? 1364 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:14,975 Alright, already! 1365 01:13:14,977 --> 01:13:16,176 Oh come on, I was just sayin', 1366 01:13:16,178 --> 01:13:17,947 that rabbit is one of God's creations. 1367 01:13:20,081 --> 01:13:22,852 So you have no idea why this is happening? 1368 01:13:23,986 --> 01:13:24,854 Not a clue. 1369 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,020 When do you leave? 1370 01:13:27,022 --> 01:13:28,788 - Tomorrow morning. - Okay. 1371 01:13:28,790 --> 01:13:30,824 Well, we'll be staked up here tonight. 1372 01:13:30,826 --> 01:13:31,992 In case it makes you feel any better. 1373 01:13:31,994 --> 01:13:33,627 Yeah, it certainly does. 1374 01:13:33,629 --> 01:13:34,994 Keep your doors locked. 1375 01:13:34,996 --> 01:13:36,665 You can count on it, thanks. 1376 01:13:37,633 --> 01:13:38,568 I have your number. 1377 01:13:39,367 --> 01:13:40,902 And we have yours. 1378 01:13:49,811 --> 01:13:50,713 Shit. 1379 01:14:30,184 --> 01:14:31,351 Got you now, motherfucker! 1380 01:14:33,955 --> 01:14:35,154 What's that sound? 1381 01:14:35,156 --> 01:14:36,789 What the fuck? 1382 01:14:43,432 --> 01:14:44,797 - Come on, man. - Oh, shit! 1383 01:14:44,799 --> 01:14:45,864 Shit, come on, come on, let's go! 1384 01:14:48,769 --> 01:14:50,403 L.A.P.D., get on the ground now! 1385 01:14:50,405 --> 01:14:53,875 Oh shit! 1386 01:15:06,321 --> 01:15:10,326 ♪ We got a view when the sun goes down ♪ 1387 01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:28,941 Ow, my ass! 1388 01:15:28,943 --> 01:15:30,843 Motherfucker shot me in my ass! 1389 01:15:30,845 --> 01:15:32,044 Yeah, just because I'm black. 1390 01:15:32,046 --> 01:15:33,113 Get the fuck off me, bitch! 1391 01:15:33,115 --> 01:15:34,314 Easy boys. 1392 01:15:34,316 --> 01:15:35,818 Have a nice night. 1393 01:15:37,285 --> 01:15:39,354 Looks like this is what they were after. 1394 01:15:41,223 --> 01:15:42,387 That's a lot of cabbage. 1395 01:15:42,389 --> 01:15:44,125 Oh, fucking great. 1396 01:15:45,026 --> 01:15:46,458 Take him home with you. 1397 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:47,860 Sure, I like rabbits. 1398 01:15:47,862 --> 01:15:48,863 Take him home with you. 1399 01:15:54,835 --> 01:15:57,503 Yeah, it looks like he cleared out. 1400 01:15:57,505 --> 01:15:59,404 Where you going with that? 1401 01:15:59,406 --> 01:16:00,208 Evidence. 1402 01:16:02,811 --> 01:16:06,078 I still think it was that sick Gacy clown fuck. 1403 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,717 Forget it, Jake, it's NoHo. 1404 01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:34,409 You don't fuck with the deaf. 1405 01:17:01,402 --> 01:17:03,468 This is our lovely pool. 1406 01:17:03,470 --> 01:17:06,205 I'm a part time makeup artist and Chet's a musician. 1407 01:17:06,207 --> 01:17:07,073 Hi. 1408 01:17:07,075 --> 01:17:08,173 Oh, huh. 1409 01:17:08,175 --> 01:17:09,275 What kind of music do you play? 1410 01:17:09,277 --> 01:17:10,610 Uh, heavy metal? 1411 01:17:10,612 --> 01:17:12,044 Oh, he's the lead drummer. 1412 01:17:12,046 --> 01:17:13,078 Percussions, babe, percussions. 1413 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:14,279 Oh right, sorry. 1414 01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:15,381 Oh, you're gonna love this place. 1415 01:17:15,383 --> 01:17:17,283 Buddy Rich used to live here. 1416 01:17:17,285 --> 01:17:17,920 Who's he? 1417 01:17:18,687 --> 01:17:21,119 Perhaps they saw the show tonight. 1418 01:17:21,121 --> 01:17:24,056 No, perhaps they saw the show tonight. 1419 01:17:24,058 --> 01:17:26,128 Perhaps they saw the show tonight. 1420 01:17:28,062 --> 01:17:28,930 A plane? 1421 01:17:30,464 --> 01:17:31,800 Could you do me a favor? 1422 01:17:32,601 --> 01:17:34,333 Could you do me a favor? 1423 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,113 Hope all is well, Trev. 1424 01:17:47,115 --> 01:17:49,047 Having a grand time with me clan. 1425 01:17:49,049 --> 01:17:50,048 Be back soon. 1426 01:17:50,050 --> 01:17:52,284 You and Owen take care of my paintings. 1427 01:17:52,286 --> 01:17:55,187 Someday they're gonna be worth millions. 1428 01:17:55,189 --> 01:17:57,257 F.U., B of A. 1429 01:17:57,259 --> 01:17:58,460 Cheers, Ciaran. 1430 01:18:23,285 --> 01:18:25,153 That fuckin' Mick. 1431 01:18:28,650 --> 01:18:33,650 Subtitles by explosiveskull 95495

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