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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:51,915 You have entered the best business school in Europe. 2 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:56,282 It is something to be proud of. 3 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:02,331 You are the "crème de la crème". 4 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:06,831 This achievement comes with responsibilities. 5 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,871 Look carefully at your classmates. 6 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,624 Go on! Look at them. 7 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:17,744 Really look at them! 8 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,328 Three years from now, 9 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,580 after studying in this school, 10 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:29,698 they will have changed. 11 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:32,747 Like you. Believe me. 12 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,535 Ready, big boy? 13 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,745 No! 14 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:50,822 Hurry, we're running late. 15 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:52,994 - Open up! - No. 16 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,405 - Coming in! - No! 17 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:57,039 - Come on, open up! - No! 18 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,198 We gotta go! 19 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,499 Ready to bang new girls? 20 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:04,407 Or do the weather on Al Jazeera? 21 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:06,118 Get dressed, girls await. 22 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:09,577 - Playing an oil sheik's son again? - No. 23 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:14,283 They're first-years. Amped, shit-faced and clueless that we're nobodies. 24 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:19,369 - No lies needed. - Did you wash your hands? 25 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,244 Good evening. 26 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:36,702 Dan Azoulay. 27 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:40,831 - Jaffar Zaoui. - Sorry? 28 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:42,333 Jaffar Zaoui. 29 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:44,535 Jaffar... OK, go ahead. 30 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,243 - Have fun. - Thanks. 31 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:48,661 Good evening. 32 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,323 Thanks. 33 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:34,248 SMART ASS 34 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,031 Champagne, please! 35 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:49,155 Thanks! 36 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:09,698 First year? 37 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:11,911 Second. 38 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:13,369 Cool. 39 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:15,865 I'm Tunisian! 40 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:18,999 Really? 41 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,697 The Revolution? 42 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,955 The Revolution, you said it. 43 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,655 Crazy time. 44 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:28,577 And how was it? Did you demonstrate? 45 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:30,582 I sure did. 46 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:33,531 I can tell you all about it outside. 47 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,493 Where were you? 48 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,825 Doing entrance prep in Paris. But my uncle helped out. 49 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,120 Yeah? How? 50 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:49,791 They looted his villa in Hammamet. That must have helped them! 51 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:55,120 But we're fine, 'Hamdullah'. My dad has a slash in Switzerland. 52 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,494 You're really sweating. 53 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,917 - What? - I said, you're sweating. 54 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:06,666 It's hot! 55 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:07,953 Aren't you hot? 56 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:10,958 Have a nice evening. 57 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,371 OK. She's a good candidate. 58 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,076 What makes you think so? 59 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:44,489 She's alone. No friends. 60 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,580 She's a DA for sure. 61 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:01,702 First year? 62 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:02,865 Yeah. 63 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,415 - DA? - What? 64 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:07,118 Direct admission? 65 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,917 Did you do entrance prep or get in on grades? 66 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:11,073 On grades. 67 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,370 Cool. 68 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,159 What's your name? 69 00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:15,323 Kelliah. 70 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:17,367 Hi, Kelliah. My name's Jaffar. 71 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:20,365 - Nice to meet you. - Kelliah's not Arab. 72 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:28,290 Kelliah, I can show you around campus if you want? 73 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:32,447 I'm a lesbian. 74 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,243 Your friend's desperate. 75 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,490 What? 76 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,410 - What's that? - Your friend's desperate. 77 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:52,991 There are plenty of girls here. And pretty ones, too. 78 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,033 Girls aren't the problem. 79 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,289 - What is, then? - Polos. 80 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:58,614 - What? - Polos. 81 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,244 - Polos? - Yeah. 82 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,118 See those guys in green? 83 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,909 That's the rugby club. 84 00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:07,664 Back there, in blue, the yacht club. 85 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:10,540 Sailing types 86 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,705 That's the SU, the Student Union. 87 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:16,370 Total stars. 88 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,120 They're the worst. 89 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,744 The right shirt gels you girls. 90 00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:27,579 Just being in a club gels you laid? 91 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:29,202 No, it gels you girls. 92 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,952 But there's specific criteria to get in. 93 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,869 - Such as? - Being Parisian, for starters. 94 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,991 - You're not Parisian? - I am. 95 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,201 But not like them. 96 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:44,582 Land scorched by the winds 97 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,830 The stony moors 98 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,870 Surrounding the lakes 99 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,536 Are for the living 100 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,120 A glimpse of hell 101 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:58,450 It's Connemara! 102 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,699 Dark and threatening clouds 103 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,955 That come from the north 104 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,205 Colour the land 105 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,704 The lakes and rivers 106 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,493 Behold the decor 107 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,704 Of Connemara! 108 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:19,781 Then, the following Spring, The grand Irish skies were clear 109 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:24,124 Maureen dove nude Into a lake in Connemara 110 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,621 Sean Kelly declared, "I am Catholic, Maureen is too" 111 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:33,290 In the granite church of Limerick, Maureen said, "I do!" 112 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,203 You're ugly! Gross! 113 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,456 That site Still exists? 114 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:49,783 Why would it shut down? It's not a passing trend. 115 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,702 It's the point of the Internet: anyone anywhere 116 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,374 can jerk off in front of anyone. 117 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:58,952 You do it in front of people? 118 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,661 Not yet. 119 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,247 I don't buy your polo excuse. 120 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,364 What's not to buy? 121 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,702 There's so many girls. 122 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,666 That's irrelevant. It's a deregulated market. 123 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:14,410 Great, now he's in Zuckerberg mode. 124 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,166 Have you studied economics? 125 00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:17,536 I have an MA in it. 126 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,824 OK, we are in a market. 127 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:22,329 According to its criteria, all else aside, 128 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:25,789 our appeal is really low, so our capital is low. 129 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,541 No one invests in us. 130 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,540 Investor volume doesn't matter 131 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,291 if the market isn't volatile. 132 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,452 What market is this? 133 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,369 The school's. The sex market. 134 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,166 Is that a 3D TV? 135 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,865 Can you come in front of the webcam? 136 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,489 - Why? - I want to show you something. 137 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,868 Is a 3D TV expensive? 138 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,240 Yeah, but it paid for itself fast. 139 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,868 God! That's disgusting! 140 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,197 Bastard! 141 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,573 Half a chick and he's touching himself. 142 00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:04,572 It's sad. 143 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,697 You're the first girl ever in my room. 144 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,786 But it doesn't count since you're a lesbian. 145 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,161 Sorry. 146 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:26,072 The SU guys who get wasted nightly, how do they manage class? 147 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:29,373 We're not here for class, we're here to network. 148 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,785 - Which means? - Making useful friends. 149 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,583 - Useful for what? - For the working world. 150 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,373 So that explains the clubs? 151 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,281 Yeah. 152 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,365 Honestly, Dan! 153 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,041 Campus is full of girls... 154 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:49,742 It's the market's perverse effects. Girls follow other investors' choices. 155 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:53,371 What they're looking for is a guy the majority likes. 156 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,076 Securing their investment. 157 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,531 So demand increases, as does the price. 158 00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:01,246 Like on the luxury market: price signals product quality. 159 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,746 So, demand increases with the price. 160 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,447 Some guys always fuck more and we fuck less! 161 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,831 Not at all even... 162 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:12,703 So, basically, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer? 163 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,121 No. Basically, get a girl like her 164 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,324 Iii I any to flirt with Jaffar and... 165 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,703 And what? 166 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,666 The next day he gels who he wants on campus. 167 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:24,241 - Why? - Upgraded market value. 168 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,826 That's the theory, at least. 169 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,824 - Britney Spears there? - Yeah. 170 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,618 OK, let's make her an offer. 171 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,572 What kind of offer? 172 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,327 Got 40 euros to fund research? 173 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,785 - What's the plan? - Watch. 174 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,365 Hi. 175 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,661 Can I help you? 176 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,244 We're... 177 00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:00,789 students at a business school nearby. Best in Europe. 178 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,495 Oh yeah? 179 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,329 And... tonight there's a party. 180 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,115 Open bar, nice crowd... 181 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,703 It's free if you're with a student. 182 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,909 Would you like to... 183 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,322 go with a friend of ours? 184 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,367 He'd be happy to show up with a pretty girl. 185 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,325 - What time? - It starts at 9:00. 186 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:24,119 Of course, you'll have to play the game. 187 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,281 What game? 188 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,249 Well... 189 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,999 spend some time with him. 190 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,875 But don't worry. He's a nice guy. Real sweet. 191 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,288 Heir to the throne of Morocco type. 192 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,574 Know what I mean? He's shy. 193 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:42,118 And not really used to dating cute girls. 194 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,573 It'd improve his reputation at school. 195 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,202 And there's 40 euros for a cab. 196 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,580 Being paid to party is star treatment, isn't it? 197 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,655 What do you say? 198 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,247 At your age, there are things 199 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,864 That a young man must know 200 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,536 You'd better watch out for girls 201 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:07,333 They'll put you in a whirl... 202 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,242 Yo, they're bitches, bro! 203 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,663 Inside out, they're bitches, bro! 204 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,079 Yo, they're bitches, bro! 205 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,908 - Wait for me over there. - OK. 206 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,369 I won't be long. 207 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,749 Hi. 208 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,534 - Hows it going? - Good. You? 209 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,492 - And you? - Wanna dance? 210 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,244 - I'm with a friend. - Well, let's dance. 211 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,120 - No can do. - What's that? 212 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,530 - No can do. - Sure? 213 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,409 - Yeah. - I've seen you around. 214 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,284 - I don't think so. - I'm sure I have. 215 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,455 - No, I don't work here. - No? 216 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,408 The jackal strikes back. 217 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,035 You're letting him diss you? 218 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:12,616 It's the Gulf War, I don't stand a chance. 219 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,291 Besides, she's not my type. 220 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,448 So not your type! 221 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,198 Come on. 222 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,324 Let's dance. It's just you and me. 223 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,326 - Having fun? - We were before you showed. 224 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:29,615 See ya, Antoine. 225 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:47,375 Sol What's the story? 226 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,531 Excuse me? 227 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,331 What's the story? 228 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,208 No story. 229 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:57,368 Antoine Muffat blown off for him? There's a story. 230 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,159 There's no story. 231 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,164 - There's no story? - No. 232 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,160 Problem is, this party's private and I don't know your girlfriend. 233 00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,702 So she has to go. 234 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,744 So, what's the story? 235 00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,286 It's market manipulation. 236 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,697 But why? 237 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,322 - Why Why? - To get your friend laid? 238 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,490 Yup. 239 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,368 So why doesn't he just bang her? 240 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,615 That's not the point. 241 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,540 It is if she'll do it for 200. 242 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,326 No, you don't get it. 243 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,620 Have you asked her? 244 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,077 That's not the idea. 245 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,489 Get off our backs. 246 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,532 - Everything OK? - Awesome. 247 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,492 He's a sweetie. You were right. 248 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,656 Cool. 249 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:45,031 It's getting late. I'll call a cab. 250 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,406 Don't bother, I'll catch a train. 251 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,285 It's too late for a train. 252 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,366 That's OK. I'll take one in the morning. 253 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,448 Hows that? 254 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,917 Listen to me, my friend! 255 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,914 Give up that girl Don't you see? 256 00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:21,206 She'll drive you mad in the end 257 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,996 And make you suffer dearly 258 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,831 Yes, I know that you love her 259 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,957 That you've given her your soul 260 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:35,248 Yes, I know that you love her 261 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,789 That you have given her your soul 262 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,786 How about her? 263 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,198 No. 264 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,706 - Hey there! - What's up? 265 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:54,995 What're you doing? 266 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,033 - Hi, David. - Dan. 267 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,243 Her! Her with the book. 268 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:02,073 Who? 269 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,535 Who're you talking about? 270 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,911 Nope. 271 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:08,748 - Which, then? - What're you doing? 272 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,617 Kelliah, who're you talking about? 273 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,038 - Louis says I can't do it again. - What? 274 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,122 Get a girl to sleep with Tahar. 275 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,035 Jaffar. You want to do it again? 276 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:22,034 She does. Why not? It ups his market value. 277 00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,660 Soon he'll do Scarlett Johansson. 278 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,036 Her. 279 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,873 An espresso, please! 280 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,822 How much do you need? 281 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:36,204 50 to convince her now and 200 so she'll stay tonight. 282 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:38,656 And will she? 283 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,367 - Yup. - Go for it. 284 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,167 It's on the SU. I mean KPMG consulting. 285 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,785 One espresso, please. 286 00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:57,457 One espresso, please. 287 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,492 Listen to me, my friend! 288 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,656 No, min! 289 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,707 Give up that girl Don't you see? 290 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,328 She'll drive you mad in the end 291 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,781 And make you suffer dearly 292 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:12,948 Get outta here! 293 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,082 Yes, I know that you love her 294 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,243 That you've given her your soul 295 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:23,167 She never really loved you, my friend! 296 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:27,749 She is using you and you seem content 297 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:32,035 Her words are too cold to amend! 298 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,699 You must know your love is misspent 299 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:58,541 Consulting isn't just dispensing knowledge, 300 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:01,452 it's organizing it for our clients. 301 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:05,447 To do so, the firm makes available its best associates, 302 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,823 from partners to junior consultants. 303 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:11,491 Our core activity is revamping processes. 304 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:12,703 What are you afraid of? 305 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,998 I'm not afraid, I just don't see the turn-on. 306 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,322 Does she turn you on? 307 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,573 Who? 308 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,448 They sent us the cute blonde. 309 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:24,828 That is our matrix. 310 00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,874 She has dirty thumbs from kneading her BlackBerry. 311 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,453 Her hair's pulled back 'cause it's greasy. 312 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,124 I smell her eye cream. 313 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,408 A model known as RACI. 314 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,954 Ratty and Caving In. That's exactly it. 315 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,198 She's 35. 316 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,332 Single, overworked. She reeks of depression. 317 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,663 OK, but what's it got to do with us? 318 00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:48,624 She's supposed to dazzle us, man! 319 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,990 We're bored and it'll get worse. 320 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:52,286 Is the SU boring? 321 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:54,123 Who cares about the SU? 322 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,739 In the end, we'll all present Powerpoints 323 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,451 for housemaid wages. 324 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,621 Why not try something else first? 325 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,291 Just to see. 326 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,667 And 7 weeks' paid holiday, including days off. 327 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:11,659 But I always keep my BlackBerry on, just in case. 328 00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:13,998 I highly recommend you apply. 329 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:18,701 Consulting is full of opportunities and an excellent springboard. 330 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:21,286 Kelliah buys. I mean, recruits. And I sell. Simple! 331 00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,372 - What do I do? - The books, obviously. 332 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,455 Why the books and why obviously? 333 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:27,705 We'll figure it out. What do you say? 334 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:29,078 Hi. 335 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,370 Nothing? 336 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,740 Kelliah, you know what DA means? 337 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,665 - Direct admission. - No, the real meaning. 338 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:35,823 Enlighten me! 339 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,701 - That you'll never belong. - To what? 340 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,907 To this, us, the elite! 341 00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:43,656 DA means that people will always look at your CV and say, 342 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:46,079 "No entrance prep!" Do you see? 343 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,697 This is your chance to make friends here. 344 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,452 To build a network. That's what counts. 345 00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:53,447 Dan, don't you agree? 346 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:56,700 You'd rather indulge in mental masturbation? 347 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,030 Why have brains? 348 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,581 This market thing's your idea. 349 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:03,790 Want to write a thesis? Think that'll get you laid? 350 00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:06,697 Hey, man. 351 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,247 You do it. I can't stand him! 352 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,246 - Can I just say something? - What? 353 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:14,572 - You're nice. - Wonderful. 354 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,332 But that won't get you laid. 355 00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:20,788 Some score on looks or humour, but nice isn't enough. Get it? 356 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,323 You have to be a douchebag like him? 357 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,414 No, that's not the point. 358 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:27,580 But being nice isn't enough. 359 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:29,655 Anyone can be nice. 360 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,577 It's like... 361 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,166 a market trick. 362 00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:34,489 Great. 363 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,156 Come on, Dan, seriously. I'm sorry... 364 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,166 They're the winners. Don't you want to change that? 365 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,616 Do the belly-slide! Come on, come on! 366 00:25:49,292 --> 00:25:50,406 So... 367 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,572 Are we in business? 368 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,115 Check it out. 369 00:25:58,708 --> 00:25:59,740 Isn't that Jaffar? 370 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:04,865 Looks like it. 371 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:19,327 Your copies are running. I'll be right with you. 372 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,909 So, 1.70... 373 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,578 Perfect. Thank you! Bye- 374 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:30,035 Kinda nice here. 375 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:32,698 Are they hiring? 376 00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:34,739 No idea. 377 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,451 But do you like it here? 378 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,198 It pays the rent. 379 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:44,365 - What? - Can I tell you two things? 380 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,041 Things you already know. 381 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:49,833 First, you're beautiful. 382 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,536 And the second thing? 383 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,243 You're worthless. 384 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:57,947 I mean, you're worthless on the job market. 385 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,288 That's why you're paid Peanuts- 386 00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:04,079 If you refuse, they find someone who won't. 387 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,666 Fair game. 388 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:09,157 There's no doubt that you can sleep with a girl for free. 389 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:10,453 This is about a process. 390 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:13,281 Do you get it? 391 00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:16,249 The day you're having and the one you had yesterday, 392 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:19,406 you'll have the same day at 40. 393 00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:22,955 Your whole life, you'll be a cashier, hostess, waitress... 394 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:25,406 At 25 or 40, when you'll look for work, 395 00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:29,038 people will look at your CV and say, "Other qualifications?" 396 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:30,079 Then what? 397 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:34,534 You like a girl, she leis you stew and when you get her, you're hooked. 398 00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:37,073 You think it's love, marry, stop fucking, 399 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:41,246 have a kid to reconnect, screw your secretary, divorce. 400 00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,330 And you find yourself at 40 401 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:46,374 paying spousal maintenance because at 20 402 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,661 you were a loose cannon? 403 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:49,574 That's your life today. 404 00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:52,327 They say it's your life forever. 405 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,331 But none of that is true. Know why? 406 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:57,073 You're beautiful! That's your real CV. 407 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,952 The recruiter knows it. 408 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:02,532 Your boss, friends and clients all know it. 409 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:03,745 Even you do. 410 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:05,949 We'll save you from misery. 411 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,992 Once you harness your hormones, 412 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:10,827 you can choose with your brain, not your... 413 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,781 I'm here to tell you you have a choice. 414 00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:16,496 Keep pretending you're clueless 415 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:17,952 or seize your chance. 416 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,743 You'll have fun quid pro quo. 417 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,830 The terms are clear. 418 00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:25,913 I'll show you a world you weren't meant to see. 419 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,451 The "crème de la crème". 420 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:30,906 What do you say? 421 00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:33,573 Yeah? 422 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,156 What's your gig on Saturday night? 423 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,913 My first idea was BME. 424 00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:28,666 'Bureau of Mack-ro Economists'. 425 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,365 Get it? 426 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,665 What? It's a pun. As in "macroeconomics". 427 00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:36,707 And without a pun? 428 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,950 The Cigar Aficionados Club. Sounds prestigious, kinda. 429 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:41,410 Kinda "poor man's trader"... 430 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,663 We could keep it simple. The Whore Club. 431 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,410 That sounds like a feminist group. 432 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:48,579 I like the cigar one. 433 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:50,869 So do I. 434 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,497 Martin mentioned your... 435 00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:58,079 Are you the people to see about the... 436 00:29:59,417 --> 00:30:00,448 The... 437 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:03,448 About the cigars? 438 00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,155 - Yeah. - Have a seat. 439 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:08,541 Smoke it, drink it, fuck it! 440 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:12,163 Get hazed and enjoy it! 441 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:15,657 Smoke it, drink it, fuck it!/i> 442 00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:19,785 Get hazed, get hazed... 443 00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:47,870 Who's she? 444 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,166 A friend from Versailles. 445 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,743 - Hey, Louis. - Hey, man. 446 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:53,906 How's it goin'? 447 00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:55,784 How many orders tonight? 448 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,615 Two, I think. 449 00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:00,573 She your girlfriend? 450 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,581 - Who? - Miss Goody two-shoes. 451 00:31:04,292 --> 00:31:06,247 It's Madeleine. And not really. 452 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:07,453 What is she then? 453 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:11,580 Well, it's a bit ambiguous. We're not together but... 454 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,457 - Is she a fuck buddy? - No. 455 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,580 - More like the opposite. - Meaning? 456 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:21,616 I just mean we grew up together and we like each other. 457 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:24,582 I see. She's your betrothed? 458 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,119 My betrothed! 459 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,530 I'm not the Prince of Wales. 460 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,160 So what is it? 461 00:31:29,292 --> 00:31:31,698 Sounds like an arranged marriage to me. 462 00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:35,033 Frankly, Madeleine for betrothed is fine with me. 463 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,579 Since Jaffar scored, he's a no-show. 464 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,286 It's "fine" with you? 465 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,030 That's all? 466 00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:46,281 - Hey, Louis! - Hey, man. 467 00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:48,407 - I'm fine with it. - What's the deal? 468 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,330 We have four girls with no clients. 469 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,534 Shit! My mistake. 470 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,741 So what do we do with them? 471 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,916 We have to keep them. 472 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,072 You did it on purpose? 473 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,199 This game is pathetic. 474 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,286 Amanda, your turn. 475 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:18,792 What? Why her? 476 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:20,078 It was her dare. 477 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,622 - I played too. - Yeah, but she did a dare. 478 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:26,452 - Never played truth or dare? - Well, no. 479 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,041 Even at junior high parties? 480 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,447 He wasn't invited. 481 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,577 Who told you to stop meowing? 482 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,784 - OK, Dan. - Me again? 483 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,281 Truth or dare? 484 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:44,573 Truth. 485 00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:47,371 How many girls have you slept with? 486 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,539 God! This game is stupid! 487 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,042 Oh, come on! 488 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,166 What do you want? 489 00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:03,870 Here... 490 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,791 Yummy, huh? 491 00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:10,078 More? 492 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:17,031 I've been a cat for 20 minutes, spit it out! 493 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,324 Yeah, but you have no dignity. 494 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,495 Answer. 495 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,663 How many? 496 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:25,948 Two. 497 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,747 Not bad. Two shots to their salvation! 498 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,124 - This is stupid! - How so? 499 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:35,457 Every time we choose truth, we drink, which means less inhibition. 500 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,499 Less inhibition means more vodka! See the paradox'? 501 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,156 You lost me! 502 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,280 - More play is less game. - Thank you! 503 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,243 You've officially spoiled 504 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,663 a drinking game with four undressed girls. 505 00:33:57,792 --> 00:33:58,870 I give up. 506 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,076 Brunette's for you, I briefed her. 507 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,875 Enjoy, she took convincing. 508 00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:16,623 Dear partners, good night! 509 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,123 It's a totally pathetic game. 510 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:35,781 And I lied. 511 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:36,948 About what? 512 00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:42,368 I've slept with one girl. 513 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:54,656 Let's go. 514 00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:21,322 You know... 515 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,916 there's no obligation. 516 00:35:23,042 --> 00:35:24,239 Obligation to what? 517 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:31,289 You're the one who doesn't seem sure. 518 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:33,372 No, it's just that... 519 00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:43,205 No obligation, if you don't want to. 520 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,494 That's not what I meant. 521 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:01,369 Can I have my t-shirt? It's kinda weird. 522 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:03,453 Sorry, you're right. 523 00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:13,370 I'm sorry. 524 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,120 Sit down. 525 00:37:13,292 --> 00:37:14,370 So... 526 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,244 What do we do now? 527 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:22,706 Come with me. 528 00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:27,417 You can crash here. Jaffar's at his girlfriend's. 529 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,040 - I thought maybe... - Good night. 530 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:36,411 - Red? - Never! 531 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,082 Orange, then. 532 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,868 It's royal blue or burgundy. 533 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,999 It's a bad idea. We'll get busted with poles. 534 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,655 Wait, it's my mother. 535 00:37:45,292 --> 00:37:47,330 - Dan? - Mum, I'm in the car. 536 00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:48,785 Are you coming for dinner? 537 00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:50,161 Hello, ma'am! 538 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:51,323 - Who's that? - A friend. 539 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,536 - Invite him. - Seriously, Mum. 540 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:54,042 I'd love to! Thank you! 541 00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:55,577 Can you leave me the car... 542 00:37:56,417 --> 00:37:58,491 Are you crashing my folks'? 543 00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:00,201 She invited me. 544 00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:03,450 What if he invites us to a hunt with hounds? 545 00:38:04,292 --> 00:38:06,780 Lost you, Mum. There'll be three of us, tonight. 546 00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:21,747 OK, you can come look. 547 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:24,415 - OK? - Yeah, come in. 548 00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:29,740 So? 549 00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:33,447 So burgundy's not bad. 550 00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:36,700 Rather... sensual. 551 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,244 Even on you. 552 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:04,163 Andrescu, Kelly? You're poor! 553 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,120 You jerk! 554 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,205 No, don't be angry! 555 00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:11,076 Kelly is short for Kelliah. 556 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:12,951 Kelly is Brandon's girl. 557 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,205 OK, we're done. Let's go. 558 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,495 Where's Dan? 559 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,913 - With Andrea at the cafeteria! - Shut up. 560 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,530 Can I help you? 561 00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:33,198 You want perfume for what type of girl? 562 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,530 No, it's for me. 563 00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:35,947 I know. 564 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,536 - To attract what type of girl? - What? 565 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,326 We have "Dior Homme". 566 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,034 For the motherly type, 567 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:45,078 who'd cuddle you after a hard day's work. 568 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,240 I see. 569 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,409 - Here. - Thank you. 570 00:39:51,417 --> 00:39:53,953 Otherwise, still with Dior, we have "Dune". 571 00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:58,957 Young executive type, who eats sushi and lives in a loft. 572 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,410 Successful. 573 00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:02,155 But with her flaws. 574 00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:03,489 Thank you. 575 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:09,498 And we have Diesel. "Only the Brave". Man-eater type. 576 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,281 Thanks. 577 00:40:11,417 --> 00:40:12,957 In search of an alpha male. 578 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:15,743 Different ballgame. 579 00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:16,953 So? 580 00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:19,417 Which is she? 581 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:22,282 The mother, wife or daughter? 582 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,494 She's one of the three. 583 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,077 And you? Which one are you? 584 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,458 There you are! 585 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,574 I thought you were still prowling 586 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:36,415 in lingerie. 587 00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:37,869 What the fuck? Stop it! 588 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,948 Hi. 589 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:39,996 Let's go! 590 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,374 - I apologize. - That's OK. 591 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,910 Not a snowball's chance! 592 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,291 You can't refuse the Legion of Honour. 593 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:05,747 It's a load of bull. They give it to everyone. 594 00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:08,698 Doesn't it come with certain privileges? 595 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,907 Originally you got an annuity. 596 00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:13,164 You can't turn it down. 597 00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:16,741 They offer it to everyone. Pop stars, arms dealers... 598 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,416 Even Tolédano got it! 599 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:48,161 - Think people will get it? - Yes, relax. 600 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:58,284 I knew you'd squat my room like a bunch of illegals. 601 00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:00,369 Aren't you dressing up? 602 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,622 Are you the Cigar Aficionados Club? 603 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,240 Who told you? 604 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,785 It's you, isn't it? You're the campus pimps. 605 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,540 Why aren't I in the loop? 606 00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:21,073 I want a piece of the pie, too. 607 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,072 You have a girlfriend. 608 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,747 What about my dry spell? 609 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:30,207 Actually, Jaffar... 610 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:31,995 What? 611 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,156 We um... 612 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:35,864 Remember the two girls in September? 613 00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,284 Without warning me? 614 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:42,448 We're sorry. 615 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,864 It wasn't really planned. 616 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,908 Like I care if it was! 617 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:48,744 If I'd known, I'd have done nastier stuff. 618 00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:52,030 What a waste! Dan, I'm not surprised. 619 00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:53,992 But Kelliah, I'm disappointed. 620 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,038 - Kelly? - How'd you find out? 621 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:59,040 Kelly, like the girl in "90210"? 622 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,447 Hey, Jaffar! 623 00:43:01,292 --> 00:43:03,282 - A tweet by Lionel Banville. - What? 624 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,823 - A tweet about the club? - Two days' worth. 625 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,499 Twitter still exists? 626 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,327 - Did he give our names? - No, but he promised to. 627 00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:13,497 The heat is on, you guys. 628 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,907 - What's your costume? - Louis Blanc. 629 00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:24,618 Don't know it. 630 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:25,995 She's République. 631 00:43:26,625 --> 00:43:29,457 And you, Dan... What are you? 632 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:32,123 Charles de Gaulle - Etoile. 633 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:33,365 Oh, the star. 634 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,408 What happens if our names hit the Net? 635 00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:48,414 Good evening and welcome to Metro Night! 636 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:50,910 Our first contestants. 637 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:55,955 Give them a big hand. 638 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,786 What are you dressed up as? Oh, right! 639 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:06,374 These members belong in Pigalle! 640 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,458 - So? - His father is 9th. 641 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:12,290 - 9th? - Fortune in France. 642 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,448 What do we care? 643 00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:16,202 He's flush and doesn't need a network. 644 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,076 - He can trash anyone? - Bingo. 645 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,370 Shit! 646 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,041 Think Kelly's really a lesbian? 647 00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:22,328 What're you saying? 648 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,786 Look. Your virgin's knocked up. 649 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,790 - Madeleine! - She's not knocked up. 650 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,659 She's Bonne Nouvelle, good news. 651 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:33,657 Depends for who. 652 00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:35,700 Abortion exists. 653 00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,156 - What's wrong? - Did you talk to Banville? 654 00:44:38,292 --> 00:44:40,165 I'll get a drink. 655 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:41,911 Rue du BAC! 656 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,909 Bad-Ass Cops! 657 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:46,865 Excuse me? 658 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,574 Do you do anything else, 659 00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,699 besides your job at the store? 660 00:45:37,042 --> 00:45:38,203 Why? 661 00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,114 Isn't that enough? 662 00:45:40,792 --> 00:45:42,072 That's not what I meant. 663 00:45:43,542 --> 00:45:45,035 Relax. I'm kidding. 664 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,865 Wanna dance? 665 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,367 - Don't you like dancing? - I do... 666 00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:57,830 But it's not really my thing. 667 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:00,536 Are you embarrassed? 668 00:46:00,667 --> 00:46:01,994 No, I'm not. 669 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,745 Come on. 670 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:51,994 OK then, this one's for you. 671 00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,910 I'm told our lives are of little worth 672 00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:01,874 They fade with haste like a withering rose 673 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,702 I am told bastard Time is here and gone 674 00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,742 Ha wears our grief like a coat 675 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,282 And yet someone told me 676 00:47:09,417 --> 00:47:12,665 That you still loved me 677 00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,949 You know, someone told me 678 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,323 That you still loved me 679 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,039 Could that possibly be? 680 00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,406 I'm told fate laughs in our face 681 00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:34,078 It delivers none of the promises it fakes 682 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:37,907 It is said that joy is there to be had... 683 00:47:38,042 --> 00:47:39,950 Should I get you a drink? 684 00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:43,451 It's sweet of you, considering. 685 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,207 What do you mean? 686 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,240 What? 687 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,165 Sweet, considering what? 688 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:03,619 They said it was common. 689 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:21,281 Dan! 690 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,206 What are you doing? 691 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,874 I'm going to bed. 692 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:30,033 - What's wrong? - I'm OK. I'm just a bit tired. 693 00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:33,163 - Don't you like her anymore? - No. 694 00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:36,080 It was for your birthday. 695 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:37,823 Sorry. 696 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:39,823 Was she expensive? 697 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,950 Yeah, kinda. She agreed to slay. 698 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,621 - Shouldn't we have? - Sure. Why? 699 00:48:50,417 --> 00:48:52,123 I'm off to bed, I'm beat. 700 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,993 And no one got my star joke. 701 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:57,947 Goodnight. 702 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,749 Little piggy. 703 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,406 Good morning, Your Majesty. 704 00:49:23,792 --> 00:49:25,949 Call me king of the piggies. 705 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,790 - Call me Mum. - What? 706 00:49:27,917 --> 00:49:29,825 - Turn over. - Why? 707 00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,203 Grunt. 708 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,030 - I'm a pig, huh? - Fat pig! 709 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:35,869 Get the hell out! 710 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:37,661 Scram! 711 00:49:37,792 --> 00:49:38,823 Get out, dammit! 712 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,656 Put us on Twitter, you go on Facebook. 713 00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:42,989 Shit! 714 00:49:50,292 --> 00:49:51,785 You're in good company. 715 00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:54,074 I bring a girl and you shirt. 716 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:56,164 A very charming girl. 717 00:49:56,292 --> 00:49:58,165 Charming, you think? 718 00:49:58,292 --> 00:49:59,832 You don't? 719 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,994 - That's not the issue. - So, there is one. 720 00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:07,242 It's inconceivable, anyway. 721 00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:10,077 Why, since you have your mother's blessing? 722 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,620 Thanks, Mum. 723 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,869 But I'm inconceivable for her. 724 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,615 - It's not so bad. - Look how nice this one is. 725 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:21,490 It's really good, look. 726 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:23,913 - Want me to talk to her? - Mum... 727 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:29,160 What do you mean by "inconceivable"? 728 00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,579 Just that. Inconceivable. 729 00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:33,830 Not me or any other boy. 730 00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:40,414 If I were you, I wouldn't worry. 731 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,992 I'm gonna bite it now! 732 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:46,041 Don't act more naive than you are. You worry me. 733 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,328 Look at her. 734 00:50:57,250 --> 00:51:00,664 You're the 3rd who's cancelled this week. What's going on? 735 00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:02,416 I don't know about the others. 736 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,331 I have a girlfriend now. 737 00:51:05,417 --> 00:51:06,744 Thanks, guys, bye. 738 00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:10,365 Stop it, Kelly, dammit! 739 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,167 Shit! Stop it! 740 00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:35,328 Are you completely stupid? 741 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:39,286 - Shit, Jaffar's TV! - I'll buy another one. 742 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:42,993 - No girls to recruit? - They recruit themselves. 743 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:45,661 - What? - I give the girls commission. 744 00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:48,577 They trust their friends far more 745 00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:50,451 and they don't feel guilty. 746 00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:52,534 The Tupperware technique. 747 00:51:52,667 --> 00:51:54,705 Why have things slowed down? 748 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:57,619 We've reached equilibrium, so we sell less. 749 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,373 - You mean...? - We've met the demand. 750 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,414 The competition's dropped its prices. Supply has exploded. 751 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:09,074 - Find new clients or we're bankrupt. - Give girls guys! 752 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:11,745 You have the mind of an 8-year-old. 753 00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:13,489 Girls won't pay for guys. 754 00:52:13,625 --> 00:52:17,039 If they did, the free supply would meet the free demand. 755 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,739 Everyone would fuck everyone else. 756 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:22,163 - It'd be heaven. - Or the end of civilization. 757 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,414 Jaffar told me about his idea. It's a bit weird, but maybe... 758 00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:29,792 What? Wait! 759 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,365 - OK, Dan? - No. 760 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:34,202 - What're you doing? - I'm testing it. 761 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:35,116 It's too strong. 762 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,495 It'll develop your muscles. 763 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,906 Turn it down a bit. 764 00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:43,290 - Seriously, turn it down. - I am. 765 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,865 Stop it. 766 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,157 Big tits, bisexual, BBW - fat girls - 767 00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:50,663 Arabs, Asians, coed - what's that? 768 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,198 OK, what're you getting at? 769 00:52:54,833 --> 00:52:58,247 You have to give 'em what they can't get elsewhere. 770 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,118 Make categories. 771 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:05,576 We agree that's a shit idea. What does the manual say? 772 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:09,076 It says we have to export. 773 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:11,780 But I don't know what that means for us. 774 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,280 I do. 775 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:28,208 - Then, what happens? - You pay us and the girls come. 776 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,620 - What kind of girls? - What kind do you like? 777 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:33,864 All kinds. 778 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,750 All kinds? You like blondes, brunettes? 779 00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:37,906 All kinds. 780 00:53:41,292 --> 00:53:42,785 We have all kinds. 781 00:53:45,042 --> 00:53:47,281 - What if she leaves? - It happens. 782 00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:50,284 Or you guys can hang out here... 783 00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:52,993 But it's not as fun. 784 00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:56,915 So, do we have a deal? 785 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:08,281 OK. 786 00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:11,622 Bye, Guillaume. Bye, Pierre. 787 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,125 Shit, 12 orders! 788 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,822 - We're Mother Teresa! - Columbus, more like! 789 00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:18,163 Are all engineering schools like that? 790 00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:20,366 No, most are three times the size. 791 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,243 Who are very nice? 792 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:25,246 The good guys 793 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,118 Who's very mean? 794 00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,075 The mean guys 795 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,998 Who get all the top prizes? 796 00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:34,116 The good guys 797 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,867 Who snore in the back row? 798 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,204 The mean guys 799 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:41,623 Who make savings? 800 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,741 The good guys 801 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,325 Who waste their money? 802 00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:48,616 The mean guys 803 00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:51,242 Who sell guns? 804 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,532 The good guys 805 00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:55,826 Who are they aimed at? 806 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:58,032 The mean guys 807 00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:03,492 It's like one long Punch and Judy show 808 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:08,033 Long live school and the regiment 809 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:13,115 Everyone laughs, everyone believes in it 810 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:14,495 And yet... 811 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:26,949 Guillaume's taking us home. 812 00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:28,703 Bye. 813 00:55:30,792 --> 00:55:32,416 Dan, wait! 814 00:55:33,542 --> 00:55:35,415 Guillaume bugs me. 815 00:55:35,542 --> 00:55:37,166 Can you take me home? 816 00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:40,166 Sure I can. 817 00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:42,203 In you get. 818 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:44,742 - Thanks. - Don't mention it. 819 00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:07,538 Would you like to go to the movies? 820 00:56:08,292 --> 00:56:09,868 Or have a drink? 821 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,873 - Is it a date? - Yeah. 822 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,406 It's complicated. 823 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,286 Why? 824 00:56:22,042 --> 00:56:25,538 If we went out, would you be OK with me doing all this? 825 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,327 No, but Dan. 826 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,323 Let yourself go or it won't work. 827 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:45,116 You have to trust me. 828 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,952 They say it can take a half hour to work. 829 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:51,204 Increase in blood pressure, 830 00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:56,122 tachycardia or abnormal heartbeat. Shit! 831 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:01,206 I think I've got tachycardia. 832 00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:03,239 I'm going to bed. 833 00:57:04,167 --> 00:57:06,490 I think we need a new model. 834 00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:11,623 Bring the customers to the girls, not the opposite. 835 00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:16,786 How long's it been? 836 00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:19,332 We'd be less exposed. 837 00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:22,659 I'll check the price of hotels. 838 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:37,828 How long's it been? 839 00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:43,166 Know any nice hotels? 840 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:55,290 Look at me, Kelly. 841 00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,453 Yeah, it's funny. 842 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:04,492 Each element separately isn't bad. 843 00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:07,415 Together, it's shit. 844 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:28,197 What's this thing? 845 00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,539 A poster my mother gave me. 846 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:35,407 Heaven and hell. 847 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:36,906 The usual. 848 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,576 God, I'm good-looking. 849 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:42,740 Oh, yeah? 850 00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:43,906 Kelly... 851 00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:46,576 Would you fuck me if I was a chick? 852 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,453 Jesus... 853 00:58:50,292 --> 00:58:53,871 In hell, an old guy is getting licked by a nun pig. 854 00:58:57,958 --> 00:58:59,499 I'd fuck me. 855 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,781 Come see. 856 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:08,698 Look. 857 00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:14,285 There are flying knights with sardine tails fishing for cherries. 858 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,741 It's really weird. 859 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:28,119 Look, in heaven, the duck with its black cape reading a book. 860 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,163 He looks up to something. 861 00:59:37,292 --> 00:59:38,667 You're not a lesbian. 862 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,206 Are you or aren't you? 863 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,205 When's this painting from? 864 00:59:54,917 --> 00:59:56,576 You're not a lesbian. 865 00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:58,703 I can tell. 866 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:11,410 - You OK? - No. 867 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,619 What's wrong? 868 01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:17,541 What's wrong? 869 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:22,123 Why do you say no? 870 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:41,495 It's OK. 871 01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:53,125 Guys, I dumped Anne-Marie! 872 01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:55,536 She's too demanding. 873 01:00:55,667 --> 01:00:58,239 She started learning Arabic. So freaky. 874 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,741 Hey, don't you care? 875 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:02,953 Dan, you listening? 876 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,705 I think I'm really into her, 877 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,623 but there are so many chicks! 878 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,782 I goth try other stuff. 879 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:17,290 We're only getting started. I wanna fuck! 880 01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:20,576 Pain in the 881 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:23,327 - Who covered my plasma screen? - Not me. 882 01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:27,580 - What happened? - It was Celia. 883 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:29,530 - It was Kelliah. - What? 884 01:01:29,667 --> 01:01:31,042 - Kelly. - Not me. 885 01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:32,411 - It was Kelly. - Not me. 886 01:01:32,542 --> 01:01:34,415 - What's wrong? - Dunno. 887 01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:36,532 Your TV looks better like that. 888 01:01:38,292 --> 01:01:39,702 This is serious. 889 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,872 - Why don't you care? - I do care. 890 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,908 - Give him some. - C'mon 891 01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:46,246 Into my arms, buddy. I do care. 892 01:01:47,292 --> 01:01:50,291 I do care, dammit. I do. 893 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,663 I've done the stupidest thing ever. 894 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:58,239 Screw other girls. I love her. 895 01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,828 I love you, too. I do care. 896 01:02:01,292 --> 01:02:03,330 God, Jaffar, I love you. 897 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:05,781 I love you, buddy. I do care. 898 01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:08,241 Shit, I do care. 899 01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:11,790 Don't pay. It's embarrassing. 900 01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:14,614 What is this? 901 01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:16,453 Charity? 902 01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:18,456 No, it's not charity. 903 01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,741 I always write it off as expenses. 904 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:21,953 He's right, Dan. 905 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,706 What difference does it make? 906 01:02:30,042 --> 01:02:32,495 No one pays to spend a night with me. 907 01:03:58,667 --> 01:03:59,828 Disappointed? 908 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:06,156 Don't you mind screwing all those guys? 909 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,031 What do you mean? 910 01:04:08,167 --> 01:04:10,917 Do you enjoy it or is it like washing dishes? 911 01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:12,582 No, it's... 912 01:04:13,542 --> 01:04:15,035 It depends on the guy. 913 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:25,119 You don't have an orgasm? 914 01:04:25,917 --> 01:04:27,742 But orgasms aren't... 915 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,875 Aren't what? 916 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:34,655 Guys get so hung up over orgasms. 917 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:36,826 I don't know why. 918 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:38,949 'Cause of porn films, I think. 919 01:04:49,792 --> 01:04:51,416 You're Dior. 920 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,370 What? 921 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,745 Your perfume. 922 01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:55,990 "Dior Homme". 923 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,908 You're looking for a mother. 924 01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:07,292 - I think I'm in love. - No, you're not. 925 01:05:09,792 --> 01:05:11,830 You're just scaring yourself. 926 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,243 When do we go to your place? 927 01:05:21,708 --> 01:05:22,740 My place? 928 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:25,198 We've been to Dan's and mine. 929 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,866 - We want to see. - See what? 930 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,494 Don't look at the prices. 931 01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:31,073 Why not? 932 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:33,661 If the salesman sees, he knows you won't buy. 933 01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,456 Don't you want to go to Kelly's? 934 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:41,781 Hey, Werther! 935 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:43,911 It's stupid... 936 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,414 I have no black friends. 937 01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:47,999 Do you? 938 01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:50,155 Why? 939 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:56,155 - We have Kelly. - She's not black. 940 01:05:57,625 --> 01:05:58,740 What's going on? 941 01:06:00,292 --> 01:06:02,663 - Don't call Eulalie for work. - 'Cause she's black? 942 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,031 Jerk. 943 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,243 OK, we won't call her anymore. 944 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,284 I'll take blue and black. 945 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:16,581 But she's working tonight. 946 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,041 I can do it. 947 01:06:20,167 --> 01:06:21,577 Do what? 948 01:06:22,042 --> 01:06:23,748 I can replace her tonight. 949 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:25,202 Meaning? 950 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,658 If it helps, I can do it. 951 01:06:30,542 --> 01:06:31,952 You're not gonna... 952 01:06:32,083 --> 01:06:33,410 Why not? 953 01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:38,280 - It's ridiculous. - Maybe I want to do it. 954 01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:43,246 When did you suddenly get morals? 955 01:06:45,542 --> 01:06:48,576 Know what? Do it. Anyway, with your face, 956 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,035 no one will want you! 957 01:06:51,417 --> 01:06:53,206 You're pushing it. 958 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:00,243 You can carry on working. 959 01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:03,832 But not with us. 960 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,530 - With who, then? - Nafissatou is right. 961 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,368 You can't stop her working. 962 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:13,705 Don't glare at me. 963 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:16,998 It's true. Or you pay her unemployment money. 964 01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,082 - Or you many her. - What? 965 01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:20,240 It's her value... 966 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,788 Look at you, Dan... 967 01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:27,990 Why do you have market value? 968 01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:30,282 'Cause you're at a top school. 969 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:33,249 What's her market value? It's her beauty. 970 01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:34,703 So, you. 971 01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,489 In time, 972 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,499 your price will rise. 973 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:42,572 The older you get, the more you'll earn, your value will grew. 974 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:45,115 Whereas her beauty will drop. 975 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:48,080 She's at the top of her value. 976 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:50,081 She'll never be worth more. 977 01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:51,870 So, 978 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:57,240 for your deal to be fair, you must invest long-term. 979 01:07:57,375 --> 01:08:00,207 Dan, you enjoy her beauty today. 980 01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:03,284 Marie-Thérèso, you enjoy his money tomorrow. 981 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:06,866 It's win-win. 982 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,453 It's a common transaction called marriage. 983 01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:12,240 Well? 984 01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:15,290 OK what? You'll marry her? 985 01:08:18,292 --> 01:08:20,165 OK, she can carry on working. 986 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:38,916 Excuse me. 987 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:42,283 Where's the bathroom? 988 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,707 Upstairs on the fight. 989 01:09:29,417 --> 01:09:31,989 Man is an apprentice, pain is his master 990 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:35,455 Love is giving someone who doesn't want it 991 01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:37,954 something you don't have 992 01:09:49,250 --> 01:09:50,625 Well? 993 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,077 Having fun? 994 01:09:53,708 --> 01:09:55,996 Sony, I was just coming down. 995 01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:01,414 I didn't know you like mangas. 996 01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:03,497 Here to do some ethnology? 997 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,490 It looks cool. 998 01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:28,908 So, this is the hood? Pretty friendly, actually. 999 01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:30,666 Aren't you pleased? 1000 01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:34,665 Didn't you like the field trip? 1001 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:37,450 - Look, I'm joking. - I'm not. 1002 01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:42,416 Why come here? 1003 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,581 Dunno, I was interested. 1004 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,119 Interested in what? 1005 01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:51,281 - I understand better now. - What? 1006 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:55,874 Why... 1007 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,457 Why you're like this. 1008 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,122 I thought it'd affect me, but no. 1009 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,707 Everyone wore their medal to blend in. 1010 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,248 The only thing that pleased me was that... 1011 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:36,746 your mother was moved. 1012 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:13,323 What's going on, Dan? 1013 01:13:15,667 --> 01:13:17,124 We have to stop. 1014 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:19,159 Stop what? 1015 01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:20,406 The club and all. 1016 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:24,031 - Why? - Girls at school ratted on us. 1017 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:27,118 I have to tell my parents I'll be disciplined. 1018 01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:28,956 I never even get detention. 1019 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:35,573 Can I still see you? 1020 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:38,165 - If you like. - Really? 1021 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:40,405 Even without the club... 1022 01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:42,166 Without paying? 1023 01:13:46,458 --> 01:13:48,414 You mean, date? 1024 01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,115 Thanks. 1025 01:13:53,417 --> 01:13:55,905 Know what? Forget it, it doesn't matter. 1026 01:13:57,708 --> 01:13:59,035 It's a pity, you know. 1027 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:03,495 What is? 1028 01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:05,415 That day at the perfume store... 1029 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:08,742 If you'd asked me out, I'd have said yes. 1030 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:15,324 What's to stop us going out now? 1031 01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:17,949 - You mean, start over? - Why not? 1032 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,323 It could work if we both want it. 1033 01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:34,573 You're quiet. 1034 01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:39,707 Do you like that? 1035 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:41,781 Yeah. 1036 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:45,035 - No, we can't start over. - Why? 1037 01:14:45,167 --> 01:14:46,198 You don't want to. 1038 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,448 I do. 1039 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,458 See those girls? 1040 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:56,573 The brunette's been looking at you. 1041 01:14:57,458 --> 01:15:00,125 Being with you sends my value sky high. 1042 01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:02,867 OK, I'll leave the table. 1043 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,166 You exchange glances. 1044 01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:08,326 Then, go over to her, say you need to talk. 1045 01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:11,125 Tell her you had no future with me. 1046 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:13,324 That I'm a nice girl, but... 1047 01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:15,747 you couldn't express yourself. 1048 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:17,826 It felt like cheating. 1049 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,248 You chose to break up before it hurt us too much. 1050 01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:26,159 While you're at it... 1051 01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:30,036 if you slip in that you're a top student 1052 01:15:30,167 --> 01:15:32,490 and you'll earn lots of money soon, 1053 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:34,285 that's even better. 1054 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:37,411 See? 1055 01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:39,331 I talk like you now. 1056 01:15:54,833 --> 01:15:56,160 What to wear? 1057 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,828 It's my first disciplinary committee, too. 1058 01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,576 Did you tell your parents? 1059 01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:03,448 No. 1060 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:06,205 I can't put things in perspective. 1061 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,698 Can you? I can't. 1062 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:12,241 It's my first serious thing ever. 1063 01:16:13,042 --> 01:16:15,660 My mother will freak at the word "pimp". 1064 01:16:15,792 --> 01:16:17,700 It sounds worse than it was. 1065 01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,991 Pimp, pimping... 1066 01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:24,454 - You talk to Kelly? - No. Did you? 1067 01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:27,202 She won't talk to me. 1068 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:29,656 What? 1069 01:16:30,292 --> 01:16:31,749 - She say something? - No. 1070 01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:34,542 You're just scaring yourself. Kelly knows that. 1071 01:16:34,667 --> 01:16:36,207 - What? - Yeah, scaring yourself. 1072 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:37,993 You'll fall in line. 1073 01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,792 A romance with a commoner to remember when you're old. 1074 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:43,123 You go home tomorrow. 1075 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,786 You'll pick strawberries with Madeleine. 1076 01:16:46,792 --> 01:16:49,458 See? You're just scaring yourself. 1077 01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:51,290 It's like with the Cigars. 1078 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,030 What is it? 1079 01:17:13,417 --> 01:17:15,123 - Did I wake you? - No. 1080 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:18,578 What are you doing? 1081 01:17:18,708 --> 01:17:20,202 Working. 1082 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:22,040 On what? 1083 01:17:22,167 --> 01:17:23,542 My classes. 1084 01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:27,657 We're getting thrown out! 1085 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:30,033 What do you want, Louis? 1086 01:17:31,417 --> 01:17:33,159 I don't know... Nothing. 1087 01:17:35,042 --> 01:17:36,701 I don't know. 1088 01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:39,038 I wanted to know if you were alright. 1089 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:43,864 I'm alright. See you tomorrow, OK? 1090 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:45,531 Wait, Kelly. 1091 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:53,952 Look... 1092 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:55,908 I wanted to say... I'm sorry. 1093 01:17:58,500 --> 01:17:59,615 What for? 1094 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:02,409 Aren't you mad at me? 1095 01:18:02,542 --> 01:18:04,497 - See you tomorrow. - Wait. 1096 01:18:10,417 --> 01:18:13,035 I'm not just scaring myself. 1097 01:18:16,208 --> 01:18:17,702 I don't understand that. 1098 01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:19,457 Well, goodnight. 1099 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:19,953 Already? 1100 01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:22,122 - Get dressed. - It's in 3 hours' time. 1101 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,281 Exactly. 1102 01:19:23,417 --> 01:19:25,076 Don't waste time. 1103 01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,406 What're we doing? This is a pain. 1104 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,165 - 'Morning, sir. - 'Morning. 1105 01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:52,864 - We're the students... - I know. 1106 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,204 - Can you spare us a moment? - No. 1107 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,910 We know we're going to be expelled. 1108 01:19:59,042 --> 01:20:01,578 We know the decision's been taken. 1109 01:20:02,292 --> 01:20:04,698 But we think it's absurd, dangerous, 1110 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:07,204 and not in the school's best interest. 1111 01:20:07,958 --> 01:20:09,701 If we are expelled, 1112 01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:13,780 my friends and I will have no reason not to tell the press. 1113 01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:17,281 I'm sure the journalists at "Le Monde" 1114 01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:19,159 will cover the story. 1115 01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:20,572 Is that your idea? 1116 01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,203 Pardon me? 1117 01:20:22,458 --> 01:20:24,532 Here's the editor-in-chief. 1118 01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:27,536 Go ahead. 1119 01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,623 Or should I tell him? 1120 01:20:32,042 --> 01:20:33,618 No? 1121 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:39,203 If it gels out... 1122 01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:41,040 No one wants it to get out. 1123 01:20:41,167 --> 01:20:42,826 So, it won't. 1124 01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:43,990 What if... 1125 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:46,282 rival schools want it to? 1126 01:20:46,417 --> 01:20:50,280 If we learned Coke caused cancer, would it help Pepsi? 1127 01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:01,541 You should keep us. 1128 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,703 Pardon me? 1129 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,156 We're the best. 1130 01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:09,042 Says who? 1131 01:21:09,167 --> 01:21:10,660 Our accounting figures. 1132 01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:30,575 The committee has convened to discipline 1133 01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:34,288 Louis Vandenesse, Dan Azoulay, second year students, 1134 01:21:35,083 --> 01:21:37,999 and Kelly Andrescu, first year, 1135 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:41,953 and to inform them of its final decision. 1136 01:21:43,542 --> 01:21:47,370 This decision is based on the careful examination 1137 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:49,290 of the evidence in our possession 1138 01:21:49,417 --> 01:21:52,866 concerning the accusations against the three students. 1139 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,997 The decision 1140 01:21:57,125 --> 01:22:01,451 was taken after a discussion between the committee members 1141 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:06,032 with a view to objectivity and impartiality, 1142 01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:07,992 core school values. 1143 01:22:08,542 --> 01:22:10,415 The committee took into account 1144 01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:13,790 the particular circumstances concerning the deeds 1145 01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:16,204 the students are accused of. 1146 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:21,166 As far as our decision is concerned... 1147 01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:06,080 Tell me what you think 1148 01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:10,123 Of my life 1149 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:14,282 Of my adolescence 1150 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:18,205 Tell me what you think 1151 01:23:20,292 --> 01:23:22,449 I love, too 1152 01:23:24,292 --> 01:23:26,496 Love and violence 77193

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