All language subtitles for Gangsters Guns and Zombies

I tell you what.

Bank robberies are not as cool
as they look in the movies.

Some idiot once said, you can tell a lot
about a person by how they react in a crisis.

That's me, hi all.

Sorry.

Hang on, Danny. Could be a lot worse, mate.

That's Tony. This is, well, was, his job.

Should have been simple for a pro like him.

Danny is Tony's best mate's son.

And, like me, this is his first job.

It was all goin' well until he got shot.

That's the spirit!

Fuck me!

You fuckin' blind?

She just came straight out!

Sorry, guys.

Q!

If you'd be fuckin' kind enough to get
to the safe house in one fuckin' piece,

uncle'll be extremely grateful. Now, does that worry you?

- Pat, how's Danny doin'?
- Danny, how you doin' there, mate?

Pat, he, well, he seems to be bank
robbery middle-management, or something.

Danny, think you'll make the safe house?

Danny?

Jesus Christ!

Muscles, who's to dare say, as a criminal
element of this fine country, has no imagination.

Unless there's a fuckin' surgeon at the
site, perhaps, he needs a hospital, sharpish.

Think we should get him tussled, Tony!

I'm OK!

No, Danny, if we don't get you to
hospital soon, you're goin' bleed out.

All over the van, the money,

- and all over his new shoes.
- Oi.

Fuck off, you! These are new. Now, fuck off!

Hey, Ton. I'm gonna need reimbursement for
me shoes if I get blood over 'em, mate.

Alright, I've got a receipt.

Steve Pack, is actually nuts.

There's no way anyone else could get away
with the stuff this guy does around Tony.

Lady and gentlemen, I give you "Crazy Steve".

And I'm not fucking joking!

Right. Pat, move the fuckin' money.

Q, find the hospital on that box of yours.

Steve, shut up, I'll buy you a new set of fuckin' shoes.

Danny, please, hold on, mate.

Q, put your foot down. If he dies,

I'll take you to funeral street.

What the...

Oh, fuck, he didn't have it!

What? What money?

It's not right. That's for us.

No, that isn't for us.

Shut up!

No, it's not for us.

They've got bigger fish to fry.

Q?

Can we go now?

Please, please, help me, please!

- Sorry, love, can't help ya.
- I've got money!

- I've got money!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, now piss off.

What else you got Danny, sweetheart?

- Steve!
- Yes!

- Tony!
- What do you think you're doing?

Helping!

What about your shoes?

Fuck you!

- Steve.
- Yeah?

Steve. Get back in the van, mate.

Rubbish!

Would you keep that fuckin' blood away from Danny?!

Alright, alright!

Christ knows how I manage to
get myself into these things

Firefleet will provide. Each day one more casualty...

Come on, you sod. Come on!

We have been assured that these unrelated

incidences have got nothing to do with
what people have been calling "zombies"

You know, mate,

you can tell a lot about a person
by the way they react in crisis.

I may just have the perfect job here.

Come on!

Go! Go! Wait!

You, keep fuckin' dramatic, stay inside the van.

Yeah.

Not gonna be a problem, mate.

Fuckin' piece of shit!

Work! Come on!

Q, open the fuckin' van!

In the fuckin' van!

Stop fuckin' around!

Get in the fuckin' van!

In the van!

Muscle, come on!

Fuckin' mug!

What's "Q" stand for?

"Quigg", I reckon.

How long?

Eh, not far now, about five minutes.

What, the box says five minutes?

No. Yeah...

4 minutes 55 seconds now, but..

Not long now, Danny.

Hold on, fellow. Hold on.

Swiped things for ya.

For Danny. For Danny.

Mate, you stopped those things up, proper.

Fuck!

Here you are, mate.

- When there's no more room in Hell?
- This is ridiculous,

these are people, they're not monsters!

"The dead will walk the earth." Now come
on, Reverend, this is a direct quote.

I know where the quote is from,

thank you very much! But this is a man-made problem,

man-made. You can't prove anything.

And that is the problem, isn't it,
Reverend. The first reports came in

from all over the country and
no one can say for certain.

Did we miss the sports?

I wanted to know what happened with the football.

Probably dead on their feet.

It's fuckin' awful.

I don't get it.

Yes, but once again, the most important
thing is to stay out of sight and sound.

Anyone with disease, eh, must be quarantined properly

or, at the very least, avoided at all costs.

Almost there.

Is Danny ready to move.

Get the cash put away.

I want to torch this piece-of-shit van.

It's impossible.

Police, police, police!

Keep moving. OK.

What the fuck?

You're alright, mate. You're alright.

I'll tell you what, chaps!

Someone's crossed us up here. Those
pigs weren't here for nothing.

That's all crazy.

You think they were waitin' for us?

Look, I'm no expert, but...

There's a lot of mental shit going on right now,

they could have been there for anything.

Oh, yeah. You would say that, wouldn't ya?

Fuckin' work experience!

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, come on, mate. You know what I'm talkin' about!

None of us even know ya.

None of us have even worked with ya.

None of us.

No other people were there, we probably
never will. So shut up, the pair of ya.

Yeah. It was a coincidence, if you ask me.

I mean, I'm just sayin'.

There's another site there.

A second site there?

You never mentioned.

Well, thank Christ for that!

Very few people know about it.

It's a fall-back.

In case something goes wrong.

- In case something bad happens?
- Yeah, I think this counts.

Fuckin' knew it! This geezer's always got something!

It's quite a way away. By the coast.

I reckon we'd be there by late morning, early afternoon.

Just give me the address, and I can, eh...

Don't worry, I've got it all up here. Good enough.

- Yeah, but I...
- You just go fuckin' deaf?

Just get up to the motorway!

Will do.

Don't mean to complicate things, but
if we go past another hospital...

You out of your fuckin' mind?

I don't think Danny's gonna see too
much at the morning, or the afternoon.

"Oh, Pincher, keep the pressure
on the wound and he'll be fine!"

- Now I can push on your face.
- What?

I'll make it!

I'll be fuckin' great!

That's right, mate, you're goin' be fine.

Right away, now!

The radio broken?

Did ya find out the scores, or what?

You're a cunt, you.

...and something about this
super-aggressive strain makes

it literally unstoppable unless you remove the head.

Yet, this is an interesting quandary, though,

because it seems, then, that the
main reason we're facing such an epidemic

is due to NH's under-funding...

Well, no, that's not the
point I was making, but, yes...

there's been a great deal of trying to
assign blame in the last week or so.

The fact remains that if we
can't educate people right now,

then this event could well be the catayst of...

I'm just gonna stop you there. We're
getting reports of buildings that are being...

Eh, wait...

I see. OK. Will people's calm be preserved
as long as possible, nothing's going to...

Well, that's gonna slow us down.

Make it hard there, fellow.

You all right, mate?

Mate, where is everyone?

There ain't been another car in the past three hours.

I fuckin' hate the countryside.

We could fuckin' die out here, and no one would even know.

Yeah. You could just strangle someone

dump the body, and it'd

probably never be found.

God, now we're talkin'. You could easily do that!

We just need to get to the coast, is all.

Number 8. The first day is of the utmost importance.

Minor injuries quickly become...

...start making a direct path...

What the fuck's all that about?

- What? No scores, no?
- Nothing else playing.

Is that some kind of emergency broadcast or something?

Direct contact with the enemy.

Sounds old.

...engage in combat, as long as the latest...

You know there may be a quicker way if you tell me the area.

Don't bang, Q,

- you'll get your fair share when we get to the coast.
- No, I didn't mean that.

Oh, fuck!

I know exactly what you meant.

- Guys.
- Look, I'm just tryin' to be helpful here, right?

- Tony?
- What?

Danny's...dead.

Oh, fuck it!

Fuck!

Shit!

Pat, isn't there something we can do?

Like what? Call the fuckin' ambulance?
I don't know what to do.

Oh, shit!

No problem!

Yeah, I know.

Mate, that's fucked up!

It's no one's fault.

I tell you what,

why don't we just chuck him out the back of the van, hey?

- Fuck, no.
- What is wrong with you?

We can't keep him here, can we?

Yes we fucking can. Danny was my best mate's son.

And I won't see him thrown out the back of a fuckin' van!

think of a healthy body as the
best way to maintain high spirit.

Shit! Fuck! Top, mate!

OK, we stick to the plan. We get to the
safe house, we guard off all countryside.

Yeah. Danny would have thought that was a good idea.

Shit, reckon he would've.

Shit. At least it's not Russia, bud.

Number 10.

Do not give up. Help is on it's way. And only when you do.

Great British spirit has seen
this nation through dark times before

and will do so again.

Above all else, don't lose heart.

I knows he's your mate a little, but seriously, Tony.

There's shite leaking out of 'em!

Is that...piss?

No, that's normal, mate.

What? How the fuck is that normal?

How the fuck is any of this normal!

Fuck sake, right. But we're goin' have to do something!

I will shoot anyone who says chuck him out of the fuckin' van.

We should bury him, you know. It'd be nice.

I don't think that's a...

...Good idea. Danny always did like a burial.

Now what, Tony. You can't be serious, mate.

Yeah. He always did like the countryside.

Seriously?

Yeah, I told ya. He always did like the countryside.

No, I mean...

Tell it to any of these monsters, Tony!

We'll give 'im a proper burial, mate.

You fuckin' retarded?

Tony, this is not a good idea, mate.
Danny obviously meant a lot to all of...

No, Danny is my best mate's son!

He is dead, we are gonna bury him!

Or, he stays in the van

until we get to the fuckin' safe house!

Yeah, fuckin' right!

Shut up, you mentalist!

Ton, look, I understand,

Let's just think about this for a second, OK.

We're safe because we're inside the van and we're moving.

Yeah, the last thing we wantta do, as armed robbers,
is go traipsing into the woods with a dead body.

Not just because we're the ones who got him
shot, because of this whole zombie problem!

I mean, fuck, isn't that just the most
insane thing we could do right now?

I don't know about anybody else,
but there's no way I'm doin' that!

Hold it, hold it, hold it. Over here,
over here. Look, he'd of loved that. Come.

Is that what he looks like!

- This is fuckin' perfect!
- Yeah, lovely...

We need to dig...dig a shallow grave there.

Be just like the old days!

Fitting, innit?

Should we like...?

Close his mouth, Tony?

Don't seem right to...well, you know.

- You know what?
- I don't know. Like, get dirt in his mouth.

Yeah, he's right.

For fuck's sake!

- Come on, boy, put your back into it!
- Get stuffed, you!

- It's fucking jammed open, or something!

- He's not your mum.
- Fuck off, you.

Just turn him over and get at it.

The only thing I want to say.

My Danny always liked, since he's a little runt,
growing up nicking mopeds and doing old ladies and

Stuff like that, he's more like a son to me.

Promised his dad I'd look after him.

And even though he's a little fuckup,

and couldn't shoot a gun straight,

Nine times out of ten, he'd...you know...

be more trouble than he was worth.

He's always been my responsibility.

And now he's here...

Well, he's in the countryside that he loved so much.

And may he rest in peace.

If anyone wants to say anything...

Amen.

- Yeah, amen.
- Amen.

- Ah.
- Wait here.

Anyone got a can-opener?

That's the one that ran up ????.

It's him! Ah!

- Can I make you sandwiches?
- Huh, white meat. Go on, my son.

The speed on that fat, king canton.

- Oh, shit!
- Do you think he heard me?

Yes, you fuckin' spaniel!

Guys!

I thought fat people's supposed to be jolly!

What the fuck!

Danny boy?

I fuckin' told you all!

Rest, Danny. Sorry.

I can't.

Ah, Tony!

Oh, shit!

Ladies!

Danny, stop grasping!

Release me!

Come on in, you tin can cat.

God, that was fucking brilliant.

- Is it not cool to have a guy in a gasmask?
- No, but we know where to come back after it now.

Yeah, but I reckon all that armor

was slowin' 'em down a bit. As long as
he didn't run into a fuckin' tree or something.

It's a little hard to see where you're running in a gas mask.

I mean, I'm just saying.

I'm sure he was fine.

Looked like military. Maybe a TI shipment nearby.

Yeah, maybe.

So, can the box find somewhere?

Probably.

Guess all that rain was just on my nervous public.

probably fucked him over in the old gulf war.

True story.

Gents, gonna make a stop for the fuel in a minute.

Oh, brilliant, I'm starving.

And I could really do with a piss, mate.

Why'd Danny come back, then?

I don't know, mate.

Maybe he got some blood in him when he was in the back?

Didn't they say on the news, that it wasn't
just a bite, but something about the blood.

- Nah, I was right there, nothing touched him.
- Yeah.

And before you start blaming me, my
shoes were nowhere near him, mate.

Yeah, he's right.

He was dead, we buried him, and he came back.

Number 3. Try to get to higher
ground. A loft is preferrable.

No sports.

Anywhere that is above the ground
floor. Remember to barricade or...

Jesus. Absolutely nothing.

I need a boat.

Stockpile as much water as you can. In a bath,
???? as many bottles ???? as possible.

Thirst can quickly become a
killer, so ration your water.

Number 5.

Fucking loose lip pig pit!

Has anyone got a mobile that works?
Preferable with internet accesss?

...the air feels good. Ration your food source.

Nothing.

You can get internet on the phone?

Well, today we can't.

Cheers! How 'bout you, then?

I can't even send a text, mate.

And that's when it ain't the end
of the world, you know what I mean!

Hang on!

Number 7. Exercise regularly. A good and healthy body is
the best way to maintain high spirits and walking is best.

Number 8. First-aid is of the utmost
importance. Minor injuries can quickly

become life-threatening if correct
sanitary procedures are not followed.

Clean your hands regularly and be sure
to dispose of all ???? quickly and safely.

Maybe it's one of them no-signal things?

Well, I tried it before when we
were waiting outside the hospital.

Couldn't get anything then, either.

Look, who gives a shit. We follow the box to the
garage, we get some fuel, and we're on the way.

What?

You bastard!

What?

Now I need a fuckin' piss!

You've got to be fuckin' joking.

That box of yours has a fuckin' laugh in it.

I must need a software update, or something.

Well, looks like there ain't any cappuccinos. I'll look out
the back. Might be some diesel or something. You never know.

Yeah. On the plus side, put your whole nat in a way, innit.

No bloody diesel in there, chum.

It's gas empty.

Well, take a piss. Keep your fuckin'
eyes peeled, then. You all right?

- Yeah, before you piss...
- I just about to burst, that's all.

I'm gonna go find the bug.

- Just behind a bush.
- I'm not a fuckin' animal, thank you very much!

Very cool for tank.

That'll do for now.

You! Go find crazy Steve. And make
sure the little fucker stays quiet.

Q, you ever siphoned petro before?

No. But I stole a pair of Diesel jeans.

Ha, ha, ha. Quite smart. Just find a fuckin' hose.

We'll need something to siphon into.

Good idea. Listen, ???? coming up and
I'll try to get into this without the keys.

Hey, you in here, mate?

Can you puke quietly?

- Well done, mate.
- Eh! Yeah, cheers.

He's gone!

What, you kill crazy Steve?

Course I didn't fuckin' kill 'im!

Blood all over the shitter.

Jesus!

Dead on a bucky shitter?

No, look. No, he's not ever on the shitter.
He's not there! There's blood all over the...

Pat!

Shitting fucking bollocks sake.

We should run!

Turn it off!

- Where's the fuck's he going?
- He's gonna get the diesel, isn't he?

- Shit, he isn't gonna make it.
- Let's run for ?????

Cause that dopey cunt's got our keys, isn't he.

Fuck off!

These are new...fuckin' shoes.

Jesus Christ!

I'm sorry about your shoes.

This is bollocks. We caught them ????.

- Yeah.
- Now what, though?

Fuck off, you fucking fuck!

- Feel better?
- Yeah, a bit.

What were the scores?

Jeez!

- Right. You alright?
- Yeah, yeah. Eh, Steve saved me...

He-He's sending some, what...

half-zombie shit.

- God, can't we just...
- No, no, we can't. Look!

He sacrificed himself to get us the fuck out of here, alright?

Just go.

Well, it's official. We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!

You smell diesel?

Yeah, that's me.

Look! Look! Look there. Slow down.

Look, there!

There, you silly bastard!

You ever stolen a car?

No.

Hello, ma, easy. Didn't mean to scare ya.

Oh, really, fuck face. Do I look scared to you?

Calm down. Not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me!

Well, maybe so. But it could be the last time anyone shoots

- your balls off.
- Oh!

Ah! That's better.

Now, you, short-off and you, fat-off,

and you, black-off,

can all get back in that shit-mobile
with fuck face here, and piss off.

Go rob a post office or something!

We'd love to. We've run out of
fuel. We've only just made it 'ere.

Then go rob a sodding petrol station.

I understand how this looks.

- We're not here to rob anyone. We stole the car and...
- What?

Thought you'd get a closer look? I'm
not getting any younger, you know.

I might just shoot the lot of you, anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, easy. All right?
Look...you're not going to shoot anyone.

Oh, really?

Yeah. But if you do, it's gonna attract every
member of the undead in a ten-mile radius.

I know you don't want that.

Look.

You even took the wind chimes down from your front door.

OK, look. Maybe you can tell us somewhere nearby where
we can get some fuel, or another car or something.

We understand that if we startled you out here all alone.

What makes you think she's alone?

Hi.

Hi. Don't fuckin' move unless I say so.

Yeah. Got it.

Cassie, dear, if he even twitches, you shoot his black ass.

Nana! Oh my God, you can't say stuff like that.

Why not?

- It's OK.
- It's not really. I'm sorry. She's, you know...

A racist?

No, she's not a racist!

I bloody well am. So what of it?

Nana!

What's the pillow for?

- Really, it's OK. Just stay cool!
- Sorry.

Yeah, it'll be fine. Don't worry.

Ahhh! Is that even gonna work?

No.

Yes, it will.

Mostly, just cover everything in feathers.

Who needs to use a muffler?

- Eh, listen...
- Cassie.

- Cassie, yeah. Hi, I'm Q.
- Q?

Yeah, Q. Eh, look, if I promise not to twitch, could you

lower the whole pillow-gun thing?

Maybe. You know you smell like diesel?

Get inside! Get in-everyone inside! Go, go, go!

Always warm up first.

Try to section your arms and back.

Gently, avoiding injury.

- They're just out here?
- Yeah.

Fifteen more of them now.

Do they tend to wander off?

They do get bored if you're quiet enough to run off,

They still get distracts if you've been making noise.

Find this task difficult to complete if
you are feeling emotional.

But remember, if it is a close friend or family member,

don't look them in the eyes.

Quarantine procedures have come into effect nationally.

But you may still have to secure and quarantine members
of your local community, should they become infected.

Now we'll ask questions. What are the symptoms...?

You may note high-grade fever.

in anyone that has the disease.

Early-on symptoms...

evolving into a insatiable hunger for human flesh...

Sorry about the whole...gun thing.

Ah, don't worry about it. Been one of those weeks.

Yeah, I bet. Nana's always been the real gun expert.

Where I grew up, every idiot could buy a gun.

It was only the people you didn't
want to meet actually had them.

Like Tony.

No, I know. I've know worse.

Did it freak you out?

What?

I know how this whole thing feels.

Oh, Christ!

Remember, the disease is spread
through a bite from an infected person.

But avoid blood and brain matter in particular.

If you are cut, clean and cover
the wound as soon as possible.

If you are bitten, do not hide the
wound. Please, seek help immediately.

Do not attemp to fight.

If you are confronted, evacuate safely.

If you are forced to fight,

your best chance is to destroy the brain.

And remember the four rules:

Sever the head, have an escape route,

isolate the infected,

travel by day. O, my God!

It's like we were all just waitin'
for something like this to happen.

I suppose. I think I know what you mean.

It's like all the news is stuffit.

I don't know, made us all...

numb.

- We're not living decent still.
- Yeah.

So, what's the last thing you heard about all of this?

Well, nothing really changes what people are saying, you know.
"The virus, don't get blood from any...blab, blab, blab".

So, you ever hear about people...coming back?

- What? Like after they're...?
- Died, yeah. After they died.

Here, aren't they? Haven't been bitten.

Without zombie contact of any kind.

They just died, eh, normally. And, eh, they came back.

That's weird.

Haven't heard of anything like that.

Why?

Lovely tea.

- Yes, I noted it.
- One night and you're gone tomorrow.

Don't want to impose, but you've been really nice.

Well, we've hardly enough food for the two of us.

Yeah, don't worry. We'll be out of your hair by tomorrow.

OK.

Good. Probably should have got
some sleep while you had the chance.

I seldom sleep.

Pat, would you be a dear and go and tell the others

it's time to swap watch.

You ever watch "Ghost Sources"?

Eh, yeah, actually, I did.

Right. Here's the deal.

Well, it's the end of the world.

And there are way too many ghosts than they can handle.

And the two of them are in the car.

- Ray and Winston.
- Yeah, Ray and Winston.

They're in the car. And they're drivin'. And they're
quoting Bible verses about how, at the end of the world

"the dead will rise from the grave."

Oh, yeahhh!

Is that one of them in the car?

No, don't think so.

There's another one, though.

I think we should stay a bit quieter.

We have not seen as many around here before.

- Really?
- No, it's not good.

We drove past quite a few.

But never double-figures here.

London, yeah. But this is the middle of nowhere.

Jesus, fuck! Fuckin' Christ!

- You scared the shit out of me!
- Sorry.

- Like an angel.
- I didn't want to wake...

Well, make a noise someway next time.

We found a changer in the car.

Now get some sleep if you can, because
I think he's leaving in the morning.

- Weird.
- Yeah!

Nana. I could try and have a word.

At least, not till she knows, it isn't fair.

Well, at least we don't have to pack anything.

Yes. And don't forget that back ????.

Jesus Christ, there's more out there than before.

Yes, we need to stay quiet, mate.

Shut up, you walrus!

- Good one.
- That's OK.

You should get some sleep.

I seen that one just throw up a cat!

You two should get some sleep.

I'll take the chair, keep an eye out.

There's not much to see from down
here. I don't mind taking the chair.

Oh, you're very sweet. After my little panic when we
was upstairs, I don't think I could sleep now, anyway.

You sure about it?

Look, eh...

I don't think I'll be using this. I'll just use one of these.

I'll be OK, thanks.

Huh, no. Come on, I'll feel bad.

????

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

Maybe it was a fox.

Nah. The bits looked pretty cat-like to me.

Your eyes are better than mine. I can
barely see the treeline now it's dark.

How many out there now, then?

22.

I can still count, you know. I'm not completely fuckin' dull.

Yeah. Here's to that.

Yeah. I'll drink to that, too.

Mind you, we should probably ration the coffee a bit.

We don't want to peak too early.

Do we?

Quite.

They can't just...sit back and
not do anything, though, can they?

They?

You know, the police or the army, or whatever.

Have you heard a ???? station recently?

This horrible thing's happening all over the world.

The governments are just sitting
back and doin' nothing about it.

It's safer to just assume that you're
on your own. It's not that bad.

Makes it as easy most of the time.

But we aren't on our own, are we?

I've got Nana and...you've got these guys.

People need other people.

It's how we get things done.

I guess.

It's how we survive.

Q?

Yeah?

Night.

Good night, Cassie.

Q?

What's in the ?????

Money.

Thought so.

- Darling, shh, wake up.
- Nana, what is it?

That weasel-looking one, he sneaked off.

- Nana, if we're going to be ????.
- No, no. He-He took my car keys.

- From granddad's pocket?
- Hmm.

Going somewhere good, were we?

- Put the fuckin' gun down!
- No. After you.

Ladies first.

Hey, what's goin' on?

- We're leaving.
- No. Not with all our food, you're not!

- Grab the older one!
- What?

- Why don't you all just...
- Don't. Don't fuckin' argue.

I got enough food for two of us and
I've got the car keys in my pocket.

Ton, this is wrong, mate.

Oh, shut up, you dopey little cunt. What
do you know about right and fuckin' wrong.

Alright.

Well, was it right for any of this to happen?
Was it right for us to rob a fuckin' bank?

Was it right for us to steal a van? No!

And yes, you're right, it is a piece of shit-fucking van.

- My mate's blood all over it.
- Ton, why don't we just lower the gun.

Shut up! Was it right for fuckin' Danny
to be buried in the fuckin' mud? No!

Was it right for little Steve to
get eaten by those fuckin' things?

- Tony, keep...
- Shut the fuck up, you cunt!

Pat, we're leaving, mate. Get the ????,
Muscles, got car keys in the pocket, mate.

- What?
- Tony, mate.

- You're not going anywhere.
- Shut up, you old cow!

Or I'll fuckin' shoot you. Then
I'll shoot your fuckin' granddaughter.

- You're a petty little man!
- Oh, yeah?

You evil fuck!

Do you think I'd leave a loaded gun in the 'ouse.

with someone like you around.

Come on!

Nana. Nana, let go.

Nana, it's gonna be OK. It's gonna be OK, Nana.

Here, take these. Take these and get away. Go somewhere.

Nana, I'm not gonna leave you here.

Just listen to me, Cassandra!

Remember, you have to be strong.
You really know what happens next.

I haven't got much longer, and...

I don't want to have to...

And-and you, you-you look after
this girl like she was your own.

I'll be ???? for you if you don't fight!

I promise you she'll be safe with me. I promise.

Ohhh. Leave me-Leave me alone with my granddaughter for a bit.

Jesus Christ.

- ????.
- Yeah. Won't be long now.

- What's the plan now?
- Plan?

How the fuck am I supposed to know?

What-Wait till the old woman turns into one
of them things and shoot her head off, maybe.

Oh, no. I can't.

Fuck-all that'll get ya, I know. Sorry, mate.

We need to get out here. We need to get them keys, right.

Well, I'm not wrestling keys out of a dying old lady's fist.

- Good. I'm not leaving Cassie watching...
- I don't think we can watch the dirty work.

- Bye, Nana. Love you.
- Love you, too.

Nana said there's food in a bag
next door. Muscles, you get that.

Pat, you get the blankets from the airing cupboard.

We'll go round side of the house.

Nana said she's gonna distract them while we get to the car.

I'm driving. You're riding shotgun.

Ready?

- Yes.
- Of course, of course.

Bye, Nana.

Careful, dear!

Come on, you motherfuck...!

Naw. I don't think there was a second safe house.

I'm just sayin', I think that weasely nut
had the right idea of gettin' to the coast.

Yeah, alright, how?

We get a boat.

A fuckin' boat?

A fuckin' boat! Yeah!

- Can you even drive a...?
- "Sail".

All right, can you even sail a fuckin' boat?

No, but hard could it be, for Christ's sake?

I can sail a boat.

Seriously?

Yeah, a small one, nothing too big.

You're full of fuckin' surprises, ain't ya!

What, we nick a boat,

and, bam, across to France.

Oh, I do like France.

Hmm. Gay Paree?

Yeah, get the fuck off this island!

I doubt those fuckers can swim.

Alright, alright. Let's go somewhere warm, like T�n�rife ?

Pass us one of those bottles of water, mate.

Didn't mean to upset her, just-just
always wanted to go to T�n�rife.

Let's find an 'arbor.

I was wondering if we're ever going to be hungry enough
to finish all those cans of beans that grandma packed.

She shot granddad.

He'd been bitten.

When I got there, she'd already...done it.

Just lying there by the front door.

Sorry.

What'd you do?

I didn't do anything.

I was just...I don't know...

I just went and found Nana.

I just left him there.

I finally got the courage to go
outside and at least cover him up.

He was gone.

- Gone?
- Yeah, gonei.

She should've shot him in the head.

Well, it's not just the virus-thing that we're up against.

What if the dead are actually coming back? And if
they are, it doesn't matter where we fuckin' run to.

What hope do we have if this is actually the end of the world.

- That's weird.
- No shit!

Naw, I meant...Well, not that...Yeah, well, that's weird.

As far as...Fuck...

I's thinking that maybe...

you were right about all this.

- About what?
- Come on, look at these guys.

I'm thinking that maybe the only way to
get free of this sister is to kill her.

For the first time in...

well...

for the first time...

that she fuck to trust the people I'm with.

That's serious, Cassie.

This is the end of the world...

there's no one else I'd rather be running away from with.

Maybe you found T�n�rife.

Alright, good...

We should hold up somewhere quiet.

And wait until, like daybreak or something.

Yeah, I've heard it's best to steal a boat at daybreak.

I don't think it's technically stealing.

The owners are dead.

No...I'm pretty sure that's still stealing.

Either way, should be kinda fun.

Don't blow too hard on that, mate.

How did we survive this long?

What, you mean the human race?

No, I mean, our fuckers have a lot of fuckin' fire.

It's not my meat...I'm light in numbers.

You're right there. Our ????, get lots of
people together and do pretty much anything.

So how many more of us until this country's right then?

- I suppose you think you're pretty smart, hey?
- Yep.

Can't argue with that.

Cleverer than us, anyway.

It was oly because I was freezin' my tits off.

Maybe this weren't such a good idea.

Well, we can see in every direction, alright?

We're warm now.

I thought about you. I don't want
to spend another minute in that car.

What if we could, eh, sleep in shifts?

Yeah.

And then, eh...we steal a boat
at daybreak. That is the best part.

We only steal boats at daybreak.

How long did it take you to learn to sail a boat, then?

- Couple of nights.
- Couple of nights?

Easier with the lights, though.

With the lights?

Wait...how exactly did you learn to sail a boat?

With a CDV.

- A CDV ?
- It was brilliant, it was really, really ????.

Don't tell them, though.

- You said you could sail a boat.
- Just a small one.

I see, you could fly a bloody plane as well?

- Oh, dear, round the world.
- That's not the point.

Come free with a magazine I stole.

"W" was forward.

- And then, "A" and "D" was left and right.
- You're a piece of work, you are!

You all right, gov?

Yeah, fine. Everything's fine.
Everything's gonna be just fine.

- Well, I don't think I'm gonna sleep any time soon.
- No, me neither.

If we do the first watch, do you
guys want to do the second one.

I'm not sure if I can sleep, to be honest.

Unbelievable!

They're actually really sweet.

Never mind.

I don't think I'll sleep ever again, but
for us to get a moment's rest, you know.

Q! Q!

You OK?

- Oh, Jesus!
- You scared me.

- You OK?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm cool. It's alright.

Maybe we should all just stay quiet and stay awake.

Oh, bet it's warm in T�n�rife.

Oh, will you give it a rest?

I'm just saying, in a hotter country, the smell
would be overbearing. If there's any there.

We got no ???? here. And it's a much bigger country, innit.

- No, it's not.
- Yes it is. Isn't it, Cassie?

- No, sorry. It's definitely not.
- Voice of reason.

But it is an island, mate!

OK, yes, so there's more, you know...space.

You mean less people.

Yeah, there's less people, which is much better.

That would be much better!

Maybe we can cut around?

That'd be lovely!

Take me back home!

Help me, bro!

Dinner time, motherfuckers!

Please don't let us open the door.
Please don't let us open the door.

Please don't let us open the door.
Please don't let us open the door.

Please don't let us open...

Please don't let us open the door.
Please don't let us open the door.

Please don't let us open the door.

Piss off! This one's taken!

Jesus Christ, are you hurt?

Where'd he get the chainsaw from?

Are you hurt?

- No, no, no, no, I'm alright. You OK?
- Fabulous.

Cool, cool!

They'll be alright.

How do you like your croissant?

Warm and moist, mate.

How gross.

No. Play it again, make 'em play it again.

- One, two. One, two.
- Down, down. My daughter.

Then, you're running!

Set! Ready?

Page and set!

Like a (motherfucking) whale.

Just like that. That's the ways he grins.

- It's just mean in the hotel...
- I know That the theme hotel: (motherfucking) whales.

Step around, go through.

What?

- You OK?
- Yeah, I'm OK.

- Is the camera OK?
- The camera's OK.

I'm gonna move this rock.

Ready?

Hey, you want some?

Yeah, you want it...Oh, your tongue...That's alright...

- We can print that, bring back some now.
- Play that, throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it.

Yes! Yeah?

Yes. You want some, do ya? Here.

I'll get you. And you, you want it...

Hey, you want some, do ya. Here, back that. Yeah?

- Let me hear ya say "friends"!
- "FRIENDS"

Ready below, zombies!

Wonderful. Ladies, gents, guys and girls, thank you so much!

Gangsters, guns and zombies !

Ah, you guys are odd, thank you very, very much.