All language subtitles for Bonusfamiljen - S01E03_en

We will not finish
because of sadness.

Have you been thinking about
that it will end?

No, really not.

Our world with bonus children, angry ex
and all that means-

- makes the gray everyday
Do not sneak around the corner immediately.

I can long for
the gray everyday.

Tomorrow the kids will come. I'm in pain
in the stomach. It will be a mess.

You may not be very careful
how everyone meets when you meet again

You might have to start
with a family meeting.

It may be a good start of the week.

Everyone is told how to feel
and what you think about.

We are pretty good at talking
with them, but maybe not so upset.

It's great that everyone is in the middle of it.

You should not interrupt
or question.

It is allowed to say "I hate
to come here and have to live with you ".

- You get it. Then get the next talk.
- Great.

Do not just come
throw shit on each other?

How often do you say positive things
to eddie

- Not great.
"It works very well on children.

- Positive reinforcement.
- On adults too.

So first I'll take a lot of crap
and then I will give praise?

Yes, but ... it can be cozy.

What good they are who fight so.

Lisa will not
to stand out with him.

He has such sad attitude.

I think he's authentic.
I love him for that.

I saw your eyes when I spoke
about positive reinforcement.

Are you dissapointed in me?

Yes, considering how
In hell you rarely give me that.

It's 14 years ago. Midsummer. You said
that I was good at boiling potatoes.

- You were.
- Why are we talking about it?

I just think they are good
who struggle. Many give up.

- Or digging into trenches.
- You can do that right.

At Kollo we had less than this.

We had some milk, bread, cheese ...
Maybe o'boy if someone had home.

- Need two?
- Everybody likes different.

The boundary for curlande must go
between flat-roast and sauteed ham.

- Who knows a difference?
- Do you see gluten-free?

Are you gluten intolerant? How do you know
you that? Have you done gastroscopy?

I took a blood sample:
Possible sensitivity to gluten.

It sounds like "chances to sea climax"
in brokerage advertisements.

Is this what you want?
Taste corrugated cardboard. Good.

- Who drinks lactose free?
- Me and Bianca.

- Why?
- Less bubbles in the stomach.

It's a scam, it costs like ...
Lets see...

Can you choose between gas in the room
or money left on the bank?

It costs 70 percent more!

Put it down!
I can not cope with this cocktail!

Sorry. I'm crazy. I just want to
Get what I need to shop.

It is quiet. We do as you know.

But what the hell, nuts?
Eddie does not tolerate nuts, you know!

- Ipaden, I forgot it in your room.
- Jump and download it.

I'm kidding it. I'm not coming
use it with daddy.

- What is this about?
- It will only break.

Is there a lot of trouble at home with daddy?

Do not bother. Eddie just screaming
and Bianca is just tough.

Then Dad will tell them.
- He's with Lisa all the time.

Now we will go on a screening.
It will be fun Eat chips!

What's the artist?

- Two ghosts to ...
- Is this still life, mom?

No, still life is painted fruit
and it's not this. Or?

"Woman and Monkey."

Does not it look like Lisa and Eddie?
- Mom!

You are right.
Then Lisa does not look like that.

A week goes a long way. You can call
and come over whenever you want.

Fuck! Hell! Damn! - Eddie!
Come on! We've been over.

Eddie!

Damn...

- Open!
-Gugge: It's busy!

Why did not you wake me up, Mom?
- Did not you have a good morning?

-Guge: Sorry,
we're ready soon! - Good.

- Dad, I want a smack.
- We do not get it. What the hell ...

So, here you go, eat. How is it going
for those, then? - hello? Are you ready?

So, key, perfect.

How much does this bike cost?

- How many switches is it?
- Come on, we're in a hurry!

Jump off! Fast!

Take it easy!

Yes! I told you we should catch up.

Okay, get rid of the stuff!

You, wait! Cap. Hug!

See you next week, good job.

- Hi Eddie. Is dad left out there?
- Yes.

Hi, it's sports day today.
Everyone is down at IP.

- But what the hell!
- Have you forgotten the baggage too?

- Do not you get the weekly letter?
- I've mixed up the days.

Then see you tonight, then!

- Or?
- Well, that's what ... What's it called?

- Parent meeting.
- Just! 19?

- 18.
- His acids have a meeting type at the same time.

Or it is in autumn,
but it is at 19 o'clock.

- Do you find IP?
- Yes, I have the correct IP address.

- What's for dinner?
- Our delicious chicken.

- Can I help?
- You can rinse the rice.

Funny, do you help? How nice!

Do you make a sauce to me without cream?
Lactose Farts.

- What's for dinner?
- Spicy chicken with rice.

- I hate rice!
- A little strong feeling for a basic product.

Last I spit,
then I had eaten rice.

You saw the sticky riskor in the carpet
afterwards. - Or how, mom?

- What do you want instead, old man?
- Potato.

No, I want pasta!

The pasta is for tomorrow. You may not
take the pasta. Take the potatoes, be so good!

What's for dinner?

Chicken in sauce with or without cream
and rice or potatoes.

So chicken ... come on!
- That knife is a little too sharp.

Take the scalar. You will cut yourself in
fingers. Eddie, that's dangerous.

- Take a scalar instead.
He can handle a knife.

- It's better to have a potato peeler.
- But he's good at this.

- You're not my daddy!
- No, but I should be able to choose a knife.

- Do you know how chickens grow up?
- AJ !!!

Hell! Eddie, honey.

Ouch ouch ouch...
Bianca, are you picking patches?

We thought we were the first day
have a small family meeting

No chicken, thank you, just sauce.

So ... just sauce.

Then you can tell how you have
have it if you're sad

Or happy. All feelings are alright.
You may say what you want.

- I want a jam?
- You can try without.

No.

- Eddie, how have you been?
- Yes, I've been fine.

Okay, can you tell me more?

Nah.

Then we will take William.
How have you been?

- Yes ...
Eddie, did not you have a sports day?

What did you do then?
- You had to run in the woods.

It happened a really cool thing.
Robin slipped into a pole.

- Robin from your class?
- Yes.

He ran into the woods and stumbled.
Pang, splatter! Bajs everywhere.

Poor thing! Usch, how disgusting.

He was sticky on the whole body.
Bajs everywhere.

Even down to the leg
and up to the head.

We are not talking about it
at the dinner table.

We should let everyone talk to the point.

Do we have to talk about stools
at the dinner table?

We shall not value what is said.

You do not decide what to say.

You asked me to tell me what happened
day. It did not work as you imagined.

There were no poisonous animals.
It became a bajs. Okay?

- Eddie needs to talk clearly.
- I'm finished.

- What did the teacher do?
- Threw all clothes.

- What was the pole?
- Type fox bay.

- The fox must have had diarrhea.
- We move on, so everyone can talk!

- William, how have you been?
- Nice...

"I thought it was a little fun.
"Maybe I broke the rules.

We may not have the meetings
at the dinner table.

Or do not talk about disgusting things.

We ask Jan and Ylva
what feelings are okay?

I was vomiting.

- As a punishment, I take the parents' meeting.
- Penalty?

"It's not crazy to go there.
"It must not be fun all the time.

- Sometimes you only get information.
- Go on, then.

- No, I work there.
- You think it's a bit boring?

If I did not work there,
I'd jumped there straight away.

- You'll meet Martin too.
- He never goes to parental meetings.

Can you think about it?
to give positive feedback to the children?

I'm trying, but I do not know
what to say I'm fighting.

Hi Lisa. Are you coming too?
We will go through this late.

- Hello!
- Hey!

Yes, then, we both came, then.

Fan, have you seen his bench?

This is like the guy from Seven.

This one was cute. How nice!

Perhaps.
It must be from �land, huh?

It's Eddie, Bianca with beard ...
And that must be me.

I look like an egg.

And you. Last summer.

Last summer it must be.

Right. Last summer.

Time goes fast when you have fun,
that's why ... put yourself.

I'm sitting here, with William.

But you are well here for Eddie's sake?

Patrik could not come. I'm here
for William and Eddie. Both.

- Oh, handsome!
- Thank you for someone here for Eddie too.

... Southwest Uganda. I try to
keep up with the chimpanzees.

Does the entire forest program work?

- It's about the jungle in Uganda ...
- Fat tight.

- I'll check.
- I had it first.

- You've been watching all day.
- No!

- Stop now! Damn crap!
- Damn it!

It's wrong in your mind!

- I was the one who checked first.
- Do you think I care, or?

We have eight hours to convert.

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

- hello?
- Hi, mom, that's me.

How are you baby?
- really.

Please, can I come to you?
- I work late.

All other days you can come. But
I'll call and talk to Dad.

- Good, call now!
- Okay, kiss, kiss.

-Bianca: I'll kill you!
- Stop fighting! Stay down there.

- hello?
- William just called.

- He sounded upset.
- It was a little bit cramped only.

- Is it going to be violent at home with you?
- I would just talk to him.

Can you drop this Lisa?
and spend a second for your son?

- Do it, good luck!
- Katja ...

William?

- What about a long leg?
- I have to get ready with this.

My CEO requires that this be submitted
tomorrow.

Now he wants it tomorrow
instead.

- Has the blood flowed down between the legs?
- Do you want to know? Coward.

Now it's enough, move in! Jump in!

Now we will look at the nature program
as William would see.

- That's the ending text.
- Because you've been seated and cheated!

You're stupid in the hood.
What a damn jump!

- How do you treat William? Is brorsa?
- He's not my brother's brother!

Dad, no.

Now we look at Report.
There will be nothing else tonight.

All fucking e-mails from school ...
I get eight a day.

The computer gets krupp. Can not they only
Have a note at school? Like before.

They have a regular patch.

- In a scrub?
- On the door of the classroom.

It will open when you arrive.

- How is it at home? How are you doing
- I have built a cot for Eddie.

Below is a mine corner
with teve and so on.

It does not hit your own apartment,
but...

Do you have any plans
on other accommodation?

I have bought a seabed
and will build a two-plan villa.

- No, I have no options.
- You could rent something.

No, I have it
damn the payment remark.

A missed payment, then you have been smoked.

- Is that fun?
- Yes, tomorrow I'm going to dinner.

With a real damn puma.
It's my mom and me.

We will eat fish buns in hummer sauce.
You will smell a cat.

The next day it will be dinner again
with gugge and my mom

- Much happening on the social plane.
You must have some fun, Martin.

We had fun

What?

- See ya.
- Yes. Yes.

Have a good one!

- Martin was there.
- Surely because we are not creditors?

So he has a black belt
in blaming one.

I read that all bad qualities
getting worse when you get older.

I think he will stop
like Kr�sa-Maja.

The old man in Emil?
They are not quite different, actually.

Wille:
Dad, come on! I can not sleep.

Come on, honey!

- What has the mother been doing?
- No chicken.

Meatballs, three days in a row.
Same fucking meatballs package!

Do you feel how good you have? We are
not the only ones going out on friday.

- But I will not go out.
- The entire Lindex store will be released.

Aha ...

- Yeah?
- What then?

There is a very good movie on the television.

- Which?
- Notting Hill.

For real? The man has gone
on tv four hundred fucking times!

The last thing you need is to see
a romantic comedy with morsan.

You're going to fly a little bit!
Hang a little bit, lie a little bit.

Imagine yourself: You sell beds,
She sells underwear.

- Do the fucking math.
What the hell does that mean?

- Come on!
- Join now! On Friday it applies.

Okay.

- Hi, do you have time?
- Obvious. I wanted to get hold of you.

It was no great thing.
It was that Kevin's mom called me.

She wanted
that I would talk to Kevin myself.

- Top, that's great!
- Just wanted you to know.

Should I be able to punch some stuff
private with you?

Obvious! Sit here.

I know you live too
in a bonus family.

No, you're wrong. It is over.

- Sad.
- No not at all.

The best thing that has happened to me.
A shit relationship.

Not to talk about the relationship
to her daughter!

But maybe that's different for you?

My bonus guy is a bit tricky.
Or quite objectively, he is terrible.

When he begins to be bullied and bullied
my son, then I'm completely ... crazy.

Now I have orders from a therapist
that I will give positive reinforcement.

Yes that is good. What do you say then?

I'm trying, but he's crazy.

He's bothering to have special food,
talking about a bait at the dinner table.

He looks at me with hateful eyes
when I put on his mother.

Sometimes I just want to take his
little sweep and knock it together.

Sorry, I'll be private
and I feel terrible.

It is not uncommon to feel so.
That's okay too.

In your location
I would probably advise you ...

No, I do not feel so good to you
actually.

Tell them off.
Saying really well.

- I had difficulty doing that.
- Instead of positive feedback?

- You can do both and.
- Both?

Yes, do a little bit.
Or what a fan! Do as you want.

Follow your heart.

How nice! Here you can
talk. How long have you met?

He does not have to make his own food.
Pour it out and place it in the cabinet!

You're not my dad!
You do not decide what to eat!

- The food is ready.
- I'm going out. I have said so.

That's my intimate tweezers.

Okay, then I'll go.

Do not you eat?
So you do not have to buy at the pub?

It's crazy on the hook, so!

"I will not eat at any expensive place.
- Cheap places - Cheap girls.

- I'm not looking for girls.
- Are you gonna meet guys?

But, Gugge ...

Look what good he is!
He has a date.

Otherwise, you get the snook!

I'm going out with a bunch of guys.
Maybe there are girls there.

Notting Hill goes to the tee tonight.
Shall we not see it?

Well, I'm setting up ... I'm going out,
mother! But I may get home.

- Enjoy the food.
- Toi-toi!

- Toi-toi!
- Good luck!

- I would not eat that.
- Din?

No, Sonja.
- Well then.

It has stood in the fridge
late last Tuesday.

- How did you know that?
- I know everything about the fridge.

- Yoghurt, then?
- Got out four days ago.

- Do you have a span on this fridge?
- The wine on the other hand ...

Is that yours? Henrik, you can not take
someone else's wine.

After a few weeks the fridge goes off
all wine public inheritance fund.

- Take a glass!
- It is not OK.

- It is mine.
- I really do not know.

It's kind of nine a Friday night
and we are still in the office.

It's not like we're going anywhere.

It's not so tragic
as you try to make it sound.

A hug ... You, the brides are here.
They are shiny.

Tessan is single, I have checked
up. So we are driving now. Let me go.

You may wonder who
this nice guy is? Sebastian.

Then we have the man who has the world
most beautiful inside. This is Martin.

- You have started, I see.
- Exactly.

Martin has wondered for a long time how
Looks with your discounts on panties.

- You know.
- No.

Do we have discounts on panties?
I'm driving Goretex panties.

I buy a beer.
Is anyone going to have something?

Thanks anyway!

- Such ...
- Did not you buy sourcream?

Because everyone likes nature
is that that I bought today.

Where are my nachos?

It's the red dip
because everyone takes the most of it.

This feels
as the worst in-country problem.

- I-country problem, what the hell is that?
- A problem that is not a problem.

We have no problems, therefore we do
giant problems of small problems.

- Like buying chips that everyone wants?
- I can buy 400 kinds of chips!

- Who is having a country problem?
"Now we see something that everyone likes.

- Patrik? Can I talk to you?
- One second!

- Okay?
- Take it easy.

I'm not going to give me! Children must
learn to have only one option.

Yes, but it did not sound so positive,
can i say

I was going to say they were
terrified to oppose.

I'll try to get on better.
I promise.

Can not we have dinner for dinner?
did not end in the Third World War?

Then we can celebrate
that I get a glass of wine.

What unfair!

Mommy, Eddie's ok, come on!

- Sweetheart, have you got your throat?
- It looks like allergy rash.

"There were no nuts in the food?"
- No but...

- I have eaten some nuts myself.
- He's a nut allergist, idiot!

I have eaten some nuts in the kitchen!

Download the syringe! In the floats.

Hell, I have not given him
nuts. I have eaten nuts myself!

Hurry, hell!
We have to go to the hospital now. Ring!

Eddie? Try to breathe calmly.
Breathe calmly.

Patrik, please come and help me!
He needs help now!

- Patrik!
- We are allowed to go in.

Eddie? Try to breathe, Eddie!

- We are soon there.
- The syringes should be somewhere else.

How the fan would I know
that this would happen ?!

"We pass by Central Road now.
He can not breathe!

- They want us to wait.
- Drive! God damnit.

- Let's go!
- Run faster!

Move!

- Will you go on?
"I have to drink the beer here.

Are you...? Good luck. Come on now!
Full focus. I want to hear everything.

- See you later.
- Bye!

- Hello!
- Hi what's up?

- Oh yes.
- You're not going with the others?

No, you know how it will be. Two
Worn until late, it's home late.

The eight first wagers are the best,
I think.

- Have you been drinking eight berries?
- I dropped the bill at seven.

Sebbe said something about
that you were also separated.

- Satisfied? Happy?
- Satisfied, yes.

- Happy? No.
- Then you're happy anyway.

Are not you? You have the ring left.

As soon as the divorce is completed
it disappears.

She betrayed me after sixteen years. So now
I live at my mother's home with the children.

High life. We are bowling for that!

He does not breathe! He has stopped breathing.
I do not think he breathes!

Park the car.

How long will you stay with your mother?

It's not Bates Motel. She sits
not stuffed in a wheelchair.

Gugge is there too, her friend.

- Her girl?
No, her friend. A friend.

My mother was married to my daddy.
But he left 2007.

She probably decided
that now there will be no more strings.

We may be a bit tricky.

So then it got to be Gugge instead.

Should we...?

- We're going home. Conjuring.
- Trolls?

First you lie. Late, hocuspocus,
one disappears. Bam!

- Well, I do not think so.
- It was a joke.

It's Sebbe like ... forget it!

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

It's my daughter.
She would like to have a shot.

Two seconds only. - hello?

I can not take mom.
Do you know how it's gone?

- With what?
- With Eddie.

- What happened to Eddie?
- Has not she called?

What the hell is that?
Who has happened to Eddie?

He had an allergy shock of nuts.
They are in the hospital.

How the hell has he got nuts?

Type Patrik bought nuts
as he ate in the veil.

It is a murder attempt! He can die.

- Va? Will he die?
- I call mom right away.

- I will call you back. Hi.
- Hello.

He does not breathe!

- Have you connected oxygen?
- I put it on.

- How much does he weigh?
- Thirty, about.

The oxygenation is better. We have given
medicine now. He will be fine.

- He'll be fine.
- It's under control.

- Hello! Hey!
What the hell was that happening?

Hi, you've come
to Lisa Johansson.

Leave a message
I'll call you up.

What the hell ...

- ... absolutely not.
-Do you believe the rumors?

- Hi mom.
- You're just coming to the end.

What have you done? What did you do?

We were outside. And then...
Well, that's the kind of thing.

- Was not it fun?
- I lost my desire

Shut up!

... might be more
than just good friends?

Lord God in heaven ... good god,
what she is cute!

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

Imagine you came home. How cozy!

- Does he live?
- Yes.

I have been very worried!

- Bianca, have you talked to her?
- Yes.

Why did not you call me ?!
- I took care of Eddie.

What is Patrik doing?
Bring home nuts to a nut allergy ?!

He does not understand
how easy it is spread at home.

- But is he completely IQ-free?
- Do not be so angry.

- Clear as a fan, I get pissed off!
- Sorry, Martin. Sorry.

- Good that you called.
- Bye.

Gorbachev's greatest aftermath
are these pirogeras.

Probably.

What will be your great aftermath then,
Henry?

I'm going to be a blurred figure
in the background of someone else's Instagram.

Nah! Do not you have someone who puts up?
some pictures on you?

No.

Instagram is ok for teenagers.
For adults it is pathetic.

The teens do not long back
to. Well, I liked kindergarten.

- You have no children?
- sorry ...

- Yes ...
- Yes ...

- Home.
- Home.

Do you have any gum?
- No sorry.

- I'll do that.
- I'll be there.

Thanks ... for the first not quite
wasted Friday night for a long time.

Thanks!

- Hello!
- Hello!

When you're here, you'll understand
not why everyone is afraid of you.

Yes?

- Is it going well?
- Yes.

You come, I'll show you something.

It might come out pretty well
of this in the end.

- Sorry.
- Say something positive to Eddie.

I will. I promise. I'll do it.

Good.

- Sorry.
- I thought you forgotten me.

I almost went home to Louise,
but I had decided to meet with you.

- Where have you been?
- At work.

Was there wine tasting there?

Gr�la can you do with your wife.
Come in now.

- Eddie? I just want to say sorry.
- I hate you.

- Va?
- I hate you, gubby.

Great to say what you know.
You were terrific.

I love you.

I love you.