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BARELY LEGAL
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Synk: RRZXXX
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What should we do on our birthday?
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We have plenty of time left
to come up with something, Sue.
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We are 18 years old. Then our moms met
BB, we have done something special.
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This has become even more special.
What is it we have not done?
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-Mushrooms?
-not anything like that. Something nice.
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-Maybe a trip?
-A mushroom trip, type?
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-I'm sorry, So. I'm going on a date.
-So do I. I'm sorry, Sue.
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Do not worry. We will think of something.
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-Are the flowers from you?
-Yes, absolutely ... Here you are.
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-I thought I saw a card.
-I can not express my feelings.
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I guess you
still makes me...
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-...nervous.
-Oh, Jake.
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-Should I go with in a while?
-No, not yet.
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I want it to be special.
The best night of my life.
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There it will be. We two
will always be amazing together.
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No, Jake. I have to work
on my art projects.
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I thought art would be easy,
but I should have chosen more math.
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-Are you coming to my birthday party?
-Of course.
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Thank you. Goodbye.
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Not bad.
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-Hey!
-We need to talk birthday plans.
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There are only two days left.
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I thought we could travel to...
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I had thought to tell you...
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I think I'll
celebrate the birthday with Jake.
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I want to let him take my virginity.
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What? You can not!
Should not we wait until we get married?
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You can not break
a tradition like that.
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It's not good. Lexi will
be very disappointed.
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Come on, Lexi ...
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-Baby, you're so sexy. Now you'll get.
-Yeah, baby. What was your name again?
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Rod, sexguden.
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Come on!
It's a real man's body.
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Excuse me ... My mobile.
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An important call from Sue.
Wait a minute.
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-My lenses.
-Come on.
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Wait, I have to find lenses.
They're in here somewhere.
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-There.
-Nipple ... I asked you to stop.
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That's my buddy, JJ. Is it easy?
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Yes, I guess. I'm still
innocence, no fucking.
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Lexi is so upset that she did not
get a word out ... Yes, yes, yes.
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Jeez, five orgasms in a row.
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Here is my lens.
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Should Cheryl losing her virginity on Saturday?
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-It sounds crazy. Must speak.
-As soon as possible.
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-Oops.
-Hey.
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-When did you get home?
-Is it true?
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It is the right time and Jake is the right man.
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He is handsome, clever and rich ...
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He has a promising future ahead of him.
I think the time is right.
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Losing your virginity is something we should
be involved together.
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But not on this birthday.
Maybe when we become the 23rd
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Maybe even 29? 28?
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I know we have a tradition,
but I'm sorry.
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Sue is right. We always
something special on her birthday.
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Jake has such a small?
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It is not Jake. It is the
masculine ideal. A Greek god type.
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-Yes, it sucks. I'm no artist.
-Do not change the subject.
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We should lose virgins together.
I'm not ready yet.
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I'm waiting for a sign.
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F�r mig spelar det ingen roll.
I get by with a 69-ball, 79-ball-
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-anal. I did not hurry.
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It beats not my rabbit anyway.
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But do you want to do it this year,
so maybe we should all do it.
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It could be a thing of the 18 th anniversary
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-Where are you at 6:30 in the morning?
-To church and pray for you.
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-I go to bed.
-So do I.
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Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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I accuse myself
for the following sins:
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I'm embarrassed to talk about it,
but ... it is about sex.
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Oh.
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It does not apply to me. I
Just do not reach below the waistband.
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I have not even seen ... Well, I've
took the clothes of my Ken doll.
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I dressed him as Jesus. I wanted
see his thing, but there was no one there.
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There are my friends,
my best friends.
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It will do something really
poorly this weekend.
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-Okay, spins?
-What? No, sex, sexual intercourse.
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With the guys they do not know.
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-All the way. Go all the way.
-Excuse me?
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How can you just?
You are a bad person.
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What?
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Yes! Yes! Come on!
A home run!
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Damn it!
Damn Yankees!
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I'm sorry.
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Sue, the clock is one.
I actually try to sleep.
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Can not you be a little quiet?
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I have something to announce.
I want to do it.
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Did you hear what I said?
I want to do it.
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-This weekend, a happy birthday.
-Doing what?
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"That," fuck, pippa ...
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...Goka, thread, you know.
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How does that work with your religious
thoughts and the sign from heaven?
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-I got a sign in the church.
-Really? Well, here we go.
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-We have a pool party and do it there.
-All right.
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I start with the shopping list.
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Wonder what Jake will give me?
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Perhaps a ring?
Or maybe a puppy?
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It is the beginning of our family.
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Check this out!
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What disgusting. Put it to
Sue did not see it. She gets hj�rtsn�rp..
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-Your bra has no cups.
-That's why it's called kupl�s bra.
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-Is it sexy?
-No, urf�nigt.
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As a bald wig,
or fingerless gloves ...
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...or glue to paste.
Or panties without branch.
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All right. Thank you for remind me.
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Party and Favvisar!
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-So wrong!
-I know.
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It does not vibrate. It's broken,
but I have one more.
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What is it? Do you prefer a manual
or a vibrating?
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You mean ... you've never masturbated?
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-Yes.
-never?
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-never.
-Never ever?
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-Yes.
-Not even when you sleep?
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Or when you are bored?
Or when you're worried?
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On the morning to wake up,
or in the evening to fall asleep?
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Or when you think of Jake
and my new puppy?
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Or when you visit your brother's grave?
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-Or when you witness a murder?
-Or get lipstick on your teeth?
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-Or when skydiving?
-when you empty your credit card?
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Or play jigsaw puzzle with Grandma?
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-Or just because you are ...
-...so fucking horny?
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No, never, never ever, type!
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-Seriously?
-Let it go. We have a house to decorate.
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-Okay, then.
-I just can not believe it.
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-Hey, Frank!
-Hi, Sue!
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-We have not commanded him.
-Do you think he would have fun?
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Blind people can do everything
others can do.
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He waves to return.
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We will have party tomorrow night.
Wanna come?
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-It looks finished print.
-Tomorrow we will finally 18!
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And finally, we lose our virgins.
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We need to get our beauty sleep.
The party begins at two o'clock.
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Cheryl should do it with Jake.
I'll probably Rod.
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Who should be blowing your Modis, Sue?
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It is easy. I have known him only
Late catechism lessons.
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I think it's a baby panda
smeared in peanut butter.
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Lev A LOVINGLY LLV
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My soul twin.
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Chris? Maybe you should think about
on selecting a reserve.
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No, Chris is perfect. He played
Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar.
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-His name is Chris. It is a character.
-The only sign is his b�gnuna.
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He does not look like a fag.
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He looks like Justin Bieber, and little Zac
Efron and a little Ryan Seacrest.
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Who is Ryan Seacrest?
-Chris is my soul twin.
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-Dream great dreams.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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I knew it would happen one day,
but not this early.
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You are so perfect.
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I knew it would look like that.
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Too bad no one is like you.
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Wow, you are perfect.
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Who are you?
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Tomorrow is it.
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Mr. Gee, they will.
Lexi, Cheryl, hurry up.
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Why?
-Jake may open me. It gets hot.
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You will choke to death.
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It is sick. Fuck him only.
That's what every guy wants.
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Who hit you when you were little?
I'm taking your mouth too.
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Guys want someone who is sexy,
not just somebody they can sleep with.
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You're an idiot.
A-sweet, laminated idiot.
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Hurry up now.
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What a cool bracelet.
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-Do not touch it. It is ...
-It's very brittle.
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Hurry up!
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It was anal beads, right?
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This is a fat party!
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-Are we having fun or what?
-Wet T-shirts on g
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-Congratulations, Lex!
-We said no gifts, Joanna.
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That enlarges the lips.
The second is the massage oil.
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How did you know?
I could use both tonight.
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What cute you are, buster.
-Do not touch my guide dog.
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-Excuse me. Are you okay?
-I feel good.
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Hear you not heard that?
It is not wise.
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Hey, Jake!
-Hey, baby. Congrats.
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-You did not have ...
-What? Want a beer?
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No.
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Come here, baby.
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I give you the gift later,
when the time comes.
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You did not have to buy anything. I
a gift that you should look it up later.
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-We need you for what. Come on!
-What the what?
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Here's the man.
Hi, how are you?
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Do you dare?
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One, two, three.
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Check out! Are they authentic?
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-Have you seen Cheryl?
-Out of the way!
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-Got it. See you later.
-Run some pushups or something.
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$ 20 that I will
To tune those.
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-They are not genuine.
-Who cares?
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-Joe, ha'ru seen such shelf before?
I'm blind, your stupid!
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It's your birthday. Let me ...
-Go out and have fun now.
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What? I win.
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Does my lips bigger?
I know nothing yet.
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Have you seen Jake?
He has type disappeared.
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-Are they real?
Of course.
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-Have you seen Jake, Darryl?
-I think he's here somewhere.
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Maybe up there?
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Maybe he went to
open my gift.
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-To become braver?
-Yes.
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-Vodka and cranberry?
-Shirley Temple.
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This is it.
I'll go and meet Rod.
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Sue, how are you?
Take it easy.
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It's just guys. It is
nothing to be afraid of. Is Chris here?
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He's even more last year in reality.
He's not gay.
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I'm going to prove it. I'll do it.
-Good luck.
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You can do it.
Be like a slut only.
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Pretend you are Lexi.
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Sodom and Gomorrah
is my favorite chapter.
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Chris, hi. Can I talk to you?
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l studio.
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Be like Lexi.
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-Excuse me?
-Chris ... You are so sexy.
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Since you played Jesus
I knew it was the two of us.
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-I really want to ...
-What are you doing?
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What has it taken for you?
-Nothing. I do not know what I should do?
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Sue, Sue, Sue ...
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I understand these desires ...
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... And I like you too.
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-Do you?
Yeah, I really do.
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It's just that I have indulged
my life to a special man ...
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-Lexi said.
-Jesus.
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-Oh, that man.
-What have you thought?
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Nothing. Then we can ...
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Sue ... You know ...
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When I think of him;
who died for our sins.
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When I think of him on the cross ...
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... So helpless and yet so muscular.
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His strong thighs crossed ...
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... So beautiful during the
where worn hip curtain ...
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... So hot and so sweaty
under the hot sun.
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Then I feel a kind of pity.
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-I also think the same.
-Then you'll understand why I can not.
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-Not directly.
It's too difficult.
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It is difficult to give
after the fleshly lusts-
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00:28:23,642 --> 00:28:27,892
-When he suffered so
for our sake. So ...
236
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,683
Guys.
237
00:28:42,058 --> 00:28:46,225
-Have you seen Jake?
-No.
238
00:28:49,058 --> 00:28:50,558
Focus now.
239
00:28:56,892 --> 00:28:59,433
There he is.
240
00:29:00,767 --> 00:29:04,808
He bought the puppy to me.
241
00:29:15,808 --> 00:29:18,308
How could he?
242
00:29:20,267 --> 00:29:24,225
What happened? Did you know?
Hello?
243
00:29:24,350 --> 00:29:27,892
-He does not want me.
-He's gay.
244
00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:32,850
No, he just loves Jesus.
-Come on, Sue.
245
00:29:32,975 --> 00:29:37,225
You liked him just to
there was something position.
246
00:29:38,058 --> 00:29:42,600
In order to determine which
man you want ...
247
00:29:42,725 --> 00:29:47,850
... You need to find out what
you are the kind of woman deep inside.
248
00:29:48,017 --> 00:29:53,475
Follow me ...
to face your dark side.
249
00:29:58,558 --> 00:30:02,308
Out! Out, all of you!
250
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:15,600
It's time for you
to meet your vagina.
251
00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:31,392
-I can not. I can not stand.
-You do not have to not print until you looked.
252
00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:36,600
Sue? Do you see it?
253
00:30:37,017 --> 00:30:39,308
Sue?
254
00:30:41,433 --> 00:30:45,225
I'm almost there.
255
00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:54,225
What is it? What did you see?
256
00:30:54,350 --> 00:31:00,892
-A raccoon.
-Align the mirror further up.
257
00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:11,767
-I can not. Do not make me.
-All right.
258
00:31:11,892 --> 00:31:18,183
You leave me no choice.
You need an orgasm.
259
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:23,850
How can you have sex with someone else
when you have not had it to yourself?
260
00:31:23,975 --> 00:31:25,767
It is the first step.
261
00:31:25,892 --> 00:31:28,350
I'm done, Lex.
262
00:31:28,475 --> 00:31:32,892
Find my black vibrator
top dresser drawer. Use it.
263
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:38,683
How does it look?
-It is black and vibrates.
264
00:31:39,183 --> 00:31:43,433
Come on, Rod. We go to Sue's room.
265
00:31:43,558 --> 00:31:47,600
Do not come back before
had at least one orgasm.
266
00:31:54,892 --> 00:31:58,183
Hey, sweetie!
267
00:32:01,308 --> 00:32:04,433
In the middle of the planet!
268
00:32:08,392 --> 00:32:10,767
Lie!
269
00:32:10,892 --> 00:32:15,267
Stand up!
270
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,892
He can be over a hundred commands.
271
00:32:19,058 --> 00:32:24,142
-Sorry, I can not see.
-It was not fun.
272
00:32:25,183 --> 00:32:29,267
You become accustomed to things
when one is blind.
273
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,642
Damn!
274
00:33:00,725 --> 00:33:03,767
What's wrong with it?
275
00:33:03,892 --> 00:33:07,475
Nice shot.
Right on target.
276
00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:22,183
-What is it?
It's Jake.
277
00:33:22,267 --> 00:33:27,183
He was sucked by
a girl with pink hair.
278
00:33:27,267 --> 00:33:31,058
I have refused him sex
so it's probably my fault.
279
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:34,183
There is no excuse.
He's a shit.
280
00:33:34,267 --> 00:33:40,100
I know. I thought
that we would get married.
281
00:33:42,558 --> 00:33:48,225
It's a mess from him.
I can not stand to read it.
282
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:52,225
He's looking for you.
He wants to give you your birthday present.
283
00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:57,558
-I can not stand. I'm out.
-You can not just leave.
284
00:33:57,683 --> 00:34:02,725
I can not pretend as if nothing happened.
Maybe I should confront him?
285
00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:06,767
Deny or make him promise
not to do it again. Both suck.
286
00:34:06,892 --> 00:34:13,850
There is only one
possible alternative ... H�mndsex.
287
00:34:14,642 --> 00:34:19,350
Find someone who you fuck the shit out of,
and make sure that Jake will be on you.
288
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:24,808
He does not.
He's inside the other girls.
289
00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:29,767
He cares. This is the
worst thing you can do to his ego.
290
00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:34,433
Fuck someone else, when you
have not even slept with him.
291
00:34:34,558 --> 00:34:39,183
Especially if it's someone smarter,
prettier and with more cock.
292
00:34:40,017 --> 00:34:45,767
No, I can not. There are
No one is prettier and smarter.
293
00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:50,225
-Eric, he's perfect.
-Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
294
00:34:50,308 --> 00:34:55,225
He do like your type.
-What is it like, then?
295
00:34:55,308 --> 00:34:58,558
-Slutty.
-Yep.
296
00:34:58,683 --> 00:35:02,725
He is fantastic. I've necked
with him. He has a tongue ring.
297
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:08,058
I can not make out with someone
that you made out with.
298
00:35:08,225 --> 00:35:13,767
Find someone else, then?
Someone I have not made out with.
299
00:35:16,058 --> 00:35:20,267
Whatever! You should not
marry him.
300
00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:23,350
No, I can not.
301
00:35:23,475 --> 00:35:27,308
If you want to live with that
you blew the chance-
302
00:35:27,433 --> 00:35:33,225
-To get your boyfriend to feel
worthless and hurt him for life-
303
00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:39,642
And you chose not to do it?
How can you live with it?
304
00:35:40,142 --> 00:35:44,517
I do not know.
-Trust me. It will work.
305
00:35:49,267 --> 00:35:52,267
I'll be sure to get
Jake me up.
306
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:56,100
Hi, Cheryl.
-Nothing snack now.
307
00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:10,850
Hey. Congrats.
308
00:36:11,892 --> 00:36:14,183
Thank you.
309
00:36:33,350 --> 00:36:36,225
Have you seen Jake?
310
00:36:39,183 --> 00:36:43,183
Happy birthday.
311
00:36:44,517 --> 00:36:50,517
Most people think "Happy Birthday" is
from England. It is from the States.
312
00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:56,975
-From America. The United States?
I know where we live.
313
00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,183
Yes, of course.
314
00:37:03,183 --> 00:37:08,225
Are you going to grab it, right?
What do you want me to take hold of?
315
00:37:08,808 --> 00:37:12,308
It does not matter.
316
00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:23,975
Jake?
317
00:37:25,183 --> 00:37:31,017
You want to do it, or not?
-Excuse me? "It"?
318
00:37:31,142 --> 00:37:36,183
By dipping into the pot, flowers and bees ...
319
00:37:36,267 --> 00:37:40,225
-Be a little naughty.
-Oh, you mean ...
320
00:37:42,225 --> 00:37:47,433
-Now, at once?
Yes, the sooner the better.
321
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:53,183
Yes, of course.
I realized that you just can not ...
322
00:37:53,267 --> 00:37:57,475
I mean ...
323
00:37:58,725 --> 00:38:02,642
It's just that you're so ...
324
00:38:03,517 --> 00:38:06,767
You are so beautiful.
325
00:38:07,017 --> 00:38:12,558
-Lnga kisses.
Okay, obviously. Sorry.
326
00:38:14,933 --> 00:38:19,850
Do you want to beat me up?
327
00:38:22,017 --> 00:38:27,308
You are wrapped like a pasty,
or some food residue on the pasta.
328
00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:34,225
Not that you're like some
leftovers. You are fresh, organic.
329
00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:39,142
Are you going to start?
-Okay.
330
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:45,517
-Where is ...?
-The end is here somewhere.
331
00:38:46,142 --> 00:38:49,600
Let me just.
332
00:38:49,850 --> 00:38:55,392
I'm sorry.
-It does not matter. Try again.
333
00:38:56,142 --> 00:39:01,933
-I bite my nails.
-I lie on the bed.
334
00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:13,183
Let me see ... Here it is.
335
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:24,058
Jeez! Cheryl? Are you okay?
336
00:39:26,892 --> 00:39:29,850
Are you okay?
337
00:39:29,975 --> 00:39:33,058
Jeez! So there.
338
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:42,225
-It was stupid.
-Yes.
339
00:39:44,475 --> 00:39:47,558
What's up? Are you having fun?
340
00:39:48,183 --> 00:39:54,683
-Jake. I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
What? I can not hear you.
341
00:39:54,808 --> 00:40:00,558
-A beer. The chips are so salty.
-Jake, you're up.
342
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:05,725
I have to pee.
I've been drinking so much beer.
343
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:36,392
Finally. I'll draw again.
344
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:41,183
No, no, no. Ignore it.
345
00:40:41,267 --> 00:40:45,433
I want us to see each other.
346
00:40:45,558 --> 00:40:48,475
Okay, then.
347
00:41:20,725 --> 00:41:23,558
You like that, huh?
348
00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:40,392
What do you do?
349
00:41:40,517 --> 00:41:45,683
I think it's time ...
to do "it".
350
00:41:46,517 --> 00:41:50,017
Not yet. Longer foreplay.
351
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:03,017
Oh, what a relief.
352
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,642
My jaw.
353
00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:12,892
What is it?
354
00:42:13,058 --> 00:42:16,683
-Jaw is locked up.
Can it happen?
355
00:42:16,808 --> 00:42:19,850
I do not know.
356
00:42:19,975 --> 00:42:23,058
Are you okay?
357
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:28,558
Never mind.
It's just a little embarrassing.
358
00:42:28,683 --> 00:42:34,767
It's probably TMJ syndrome,
or some fracture.
359
00:42:35,267 --> 00:42:38,517
-Are you sure you're okay?
-Do not worry.
360
00:42:38,642 --> 00:42:41,308
Okay, have fun.
361
00:42:54,017 --> 00:42:58,433
Can we do it now?
No, not yet.
362
00:42:59,892 --> 00:43:03,808
-I will.
No, no, no ...
363
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:08,183
Not yet. Lexi!
364
00:43:09,350 --> 00:43:13,475
-No means no.
-Oh, forgive me.
365
00:43:13,642 --> 00:43:17,933
It was a long time ago and
I have not masturbated.
366
00:43:23,683 --> 00:43:26,183
Hey, Jake!
367
00:43:30,142 --> 00:43:35,183
Eric! Eric, I can not see anything.
368
00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:42,642
Cheryl is here.
369
00:43:45,725 --> 00:43:49,267
-What's up, buddy?
-What the hell!
370
00:43:50,142 --> 00:43:52,392
Wait!
371
00:43:52,517 --> 00:43:56,642
Lex, I am still waiting.
372
00:44:00,767 --> 00:44:04,058
Sorry, I do not see anything. I'm blind.
373
00:44:05,683 --> 00:44:09,725
Damn, I'm going to talk
with that bitch.
374
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:15,392
Stop making fun of you blind,
or I'll teach you a lesson.
375
00:44:17,725 --> 00:44:22,350
I'm terribly sorry.
I'll never do it again.
376
00:44:36,558 --> 00:44:41,017
-Water balloons feels completely genuine.
They're real, bitch.
377
00:44:41,142 --> 00:44:44,892
-Excuse me.
-Ldiot.
378
00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:54,183
This is not working.
379
00:45:11,058 --> 00:45:16,142
End of vattenballoger.
What a crappy party.
380
00:45:21,267 --> 00:45:27,267
This is not working. What is
what is so great about vibrators?
381
00:45:30,267 --> 00:45:35,725
Be careful. The lock is messy.
382
00:45:37,392 --> 00:45:43,475
Damn, I love this game.
Where are the controls?
383
00:45:48,892 --> 00:45:51,642
Check out!
384
00:45:52,225 --> 00:45:54,475
-Come on!
-Remove it there.
385
00:46:02,808 --> 00:46:07,600
-Nice shot.
-It was not me.
386
00:46:10,558 --> 00:46:15,433
-Nice!
-Are you sitting on it?
387
00:46:16,892 --> 00:46:20,350
You have found the grenades.
388
00:46:30,767 --> 00:46:34,267
Do you have the second check?
389
00:46:45,475 --> 00:46:51,475
-You're control.
No, I ...
390
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:02,600
Where is Sue.
391
00:47:04,808 --> 00:47:07,267
Wait, Sue.
392
00:47:17,017 --> 00:47:21,433
-Did not you hear me calling?
-Well, I had to ...
393
00:47:21,558 --> 00:47:28,058
Of course. You, Sue ... I
thinking about what I said earlier.
394
00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:32,850
-Have you? Do you mean ...
-Yes.
395
00:47:35,933 --> 00:47:41,683
Shall we give it a try?
Shall we take anything to drink?
396
00:47:43,850 --> 00:47:48,558
The toilet is clogged.
You should ...
397
00:47:48,683 --> 00:47:54,183
-I have to wedge ... Happy birthday.
No, Chris.
398
00:47:54,308 --> 00:47:57,433
Never mind.
399
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,017
This was the worst idea ever.
I will never have sex.
400
00:48:12,558 --> 00:48:14,517
Oops.
401
00:48:29,683 --> 00:48:34,767
-Hello? Can I get some attention?
Yeah, sorry.
402
00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:44,433
-Do not be selfish, Lex.
-Okay. I'm sorry.
403
00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:03,225
Who came up with this stupid situation?
There are too many balls in the air.
404
00:49:03,350 --> 00:49:07,225
Fuck that. Let's do it alone.
405
00:49:16,683 --> 00:49:19,850
This is it.
406
00:49:22,808 --> 00:49:28,725
-What is it?
I can not get into it.
407
00:49:30,933 --> 00:49:36,767
-Do not force it.
-We were so horny last week.
408
00:49:36,892 --> 00:49:41,225
What is the difference?
How could this happen?
409
00:49:41,308 --> 00:49:44,600
JJ was the last time.
410
00:49:45,142 --> 00:49:48,517
Oh yes, JJ.
411
00:49:48,808 --> 00:49:53,975
Oh, no! No!
412
00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:58,642
I'm such a slut who
need a threesome to light?
413
00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:03,225
I have become completely parched.
As a pressed orange.
414
00:50:09,183 --> 00:50:14,183
Is JJ tonight?
-Not that I know of.
415
00:50:14,267 --> 00:50:19,058
It does not matter.
We do not need a third party.
416
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:22,267
We just need a little ...
417
00:50:23,267 --> 00:50:28,767
I have this edible massage oil.
You can lubricate it.
418
00:50:37,683 --> 00:50:40,350
Are you ready?
419
00:50:40,475 --> 00:50:45,683
What the hell was that?
It hurts!
420
00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:55,975
No! The lip product.
421
00:50:56,100 --> 00:51:00,100
No wonder that
his lips were not large.
422
00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:06,475
Ouch, that hurts.
423
00:51:50,142 --> 00:51:54,225
It was not good.
424
00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:06,933
Joanna, do you know anyone JJ?
425
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:12,350
His name starts with J.
426
00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:19,392
-Begin your name on J?
Yes, it does.
427
00:52:20,017 --> 00:52:23,225
-Are you JJ?
-No.
428
00:52:33,767 --> 00:52:37,683
Do you feel guilt? Do you confess?
429
00:52:44,433 --> 00:52:50,267
-Confession Line. A priest or a nun?
-A nun.
430
00:52:50,350 --> 00:52:53,808
Dial the number on your credit card.
431
00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:00,683
Please wait.
432
00:53:02,767 --> 00:53:07,975
Confession-line, at your service.
-It was a day since I confessed to me.
433
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:12,392
I blame myself
for the following sins:
434
00:53:15,142 --> 00:53:18,225
I would have confessed me today,
but it is my 18th birthday.
435
00:53:18,350 --> 00:53:24,267
-Continue.
-I have caressed me obscene.
436
00:53:24,392 --> 00:53:27,933
No, it was a washing machine.
-What is her problem?
437
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:31,683
A washing machine has caressed her.
438
00:53:32,433 --> 00:53:37,142
I'm sitting on a washing machine ...
-Time's up, stupid.
439
00:53:37,267 --> 00:53:40,642
What should I do?
-Replace the handset.
440
00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:47,475
-I think I got an orgasm.
-Be glad for it.
441
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:52,517
I'm serious.
-You seem like a nice young lady.
442
00:53:52,642 --> 00:53:59,017
It's no sin to masturbate.
-Nothing punishment?
443
00:53:59,142 --> 00:54:02,767
You have not violated God's rules.
444
00:54:02,892 --> 00:54:08,642
Can the washing machine fondling
me at any time?
445
00:54:08,808 --> 00:54:14,267
Yes, and other things too.
Inadvertent masturbation is not a sin.
446
00:54:14,392 --> 00:54:17,142
Not even intentional.
447
00:54:18,392 --> 00:54:22,933
-God is pretty cool with that.
-It is he really.
448
00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:31,933
-How do you know all that?
-I am a nun. Lick me, bitch!
449
00:54:33,392 --> 00:54:36,142
Inadvertent masturbation.
Who'd have thought it?
450
00:54:42,433 --> 00:54:48,350
H�mndsex was the stupidest ...
I'm out of here.
451
00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:52,808
I admit it.
I play no games.
452
00:54:52,933 --> 00:54:56,558
I'm just a little nervous when I
hits such beautiful girls.
453
00:54:59,058 --> 00:55:02,225
Fucking asshole.
454
00:55:03,142 --> 00:55:07,475
-I just have to lie.
Come on, babe.
455
00:55:09,517 --> 00:55:13,767
-What are you doing here?
-We wanted to be ourselves.
456
00:55:13,933 --> 00:55:17,267
If you are serious.
457
00:55:17,392 --> 00:55:21,850
If you want someone who is good.
By that I mean the absolute best ...
458
00:55:22,933 --> 00:55:27,683
No offense.
Frank, the blind guy.
459
00:55:27,808 --> 00:55:31,558
He is incredible.
460
00:55:31,683 --> 00:55:36,142
I was with him for a while since I
've never seen anything like it.
461
00:55:36,267 --> 00:55:41,975
We used all our senses.
462
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:47,058
I can arrange it for you.
-Okay.
463
00:55:50,392 --> 00:55:54,350
He, then? Jeremy?
-I know him.
464
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:59,892
I think I've made out with him.
I do not know what his name is the surname.
465
00:56:00,017 --> 00:56:06,433
-Jones. Jeremy Jones
-Now I begin to understand.
466
00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:14,808
-Who was that?
-My new girlfriend. She comes late.
467
00:56:14,975 --> 00:56:18,558
Do you have girlfriend?
468
00:56:30,017 --> 00:56:33,308
Hey, Frank!
-Sit!
469
00:56:36,933 --> 00:56:40,767
Oh, you meant ... the dog.
470
00:56:41,225 --> 00:56:45,975
Take it easy. You must tag down.
471
00:56:54,892 --> 00:56:59,267
I'm calm.
-Why do you bite your nails?
472
00:56:59,392 --> 00:57:02,558
I do not.
473
00:57:03,017 --> 00:57:08,142
-How did you know?
-Corner!
474
00:57:10,725 --> 00:57:14,850
Sit! Roll around!
475
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:23,392
-Did you mean me? How do you ...?
-Lie only.
476
00:57:34,642 --> 00:57:41,142
I should not do it, but with
Given that you are going to learn something ...
477
00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:49,225
See me with your hands.
478
00:57:51,142 --> 00:57:54,183
Okay ...
479
00:57:58,933 --> 00:58:03,600
I have boyfriend. I should not ...
480
00:58:15,683 --> 00:58:18,767
Mmm, peanut butter.
481
00:58:31,183 --> 00:58:33,808
Kanon.
482
00:58:36,267 --> 00:58:38,892
Oh, great.
483
00:58:41,058 --> 00:58:45,100
-Can I taste it?
It's my chips.
484
00:58:45,225 --> 00:58:48,808
Come on, I get a taste!
It's my chips.
485
00:58:50,683 --> 00:58:52,517
My chips!
486
00:58:52,683 --> 00:58:57,308
Why pigs you so?
-Excuse me.
487
00:59:03,558 --> 00:59:07,475
It was just a little inadvertent masturbation.
488
00:59:11,225 --> 00:59:15,558
I can do it. I want to help.
489
00:59:18,683 --> 00:59:22,558
Out, all of you!
I have to vacuum.
490
00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:42,017
-The chips here.
-I see a little dust here.
491
00:59:44,558 --> 00:59:47,392
There is so much dust on the floor.
492
00:59:47,558 --> 00:59:54,850
It is a dirty floor.
One of those filthy, filthy floors.
493
01:00:11,183 --> 01:00:14,017
Okay ...
494
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:20,600
I got fed up with everything.
We'll see.
495
01:00:25,558 --> 01:00:29,475
-Frankie then ...
-What was that?
496
01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:32,142
What?
497
01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:35,142
We can smoke in here.
498
01:00:37,142 --> 01:00:40,225
Stop teasing, Frank!
499
01:00:40,933 --> 01:00:44,975
-Trapped in a box!
-We are a place where we can smoke.
500
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:49,808
-I heard something so ...
-Do you smoke ...? Come on now ...
501
01:00:51,183 --> 01:00:54,350
-I must return.
Where's the pooch?
502
01:00:58,892 --> 01:01:02,475
Frank?
Should we do something, right?
503
01:01:03,808 --> 01:01:06,975
Come on, Frank!
Come here!
504
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:10,142
Come! Come here!
505
01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:15,392
Yes, lick it up!
Lick it all up, Frank!
506
01:01:15,517 --> 01:01:19,475
Yes, come on!
507
01:01:21,308 --> 01:01:24,892
You tickles! Oh, Frank!
508
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,350
Yeah, lick, Frank!
509
01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:36,517
-You are too funny, dude.
Thank you. It was schyst smoke.
510
01:01:36,642 --> 01:01:42,017
I have not smoked since high school.
-I have not stopped since high school.
511
01:01:42,517 --> 01:01:46,183
I feel like I should do something.
512
01:01:46,683 --> 01:01:50,183
I do not remember. It was good stuff.
513
01:01:51,183 --> 01:01:57,225
I can not do more.
You are so crazy, Frankie!
514
01:01:59,392 --> 01:02:05,225
That's not true!
-Come here, buster!
515
01:02:06,017 --> 01:02:12,892
It's not true!
This is insane!
516
01:02:14,892 --> 01:02:19,267
I can be your dog.
517
01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:21,975
What is it?
518
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,142
Jeez!
519
01:02:32,517 --> 01:02:35,183
Doggie style!
520
01:02:37,017 --> 01:02:41,225
Get out of here!
521
01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:44,392
Get out of here! Out!
522
01:02:49,808 --> 01:02:51,100
Fyfan!
523
01:03:05,975 --> 01:03:10,183
Oh, no. You are the devil.
I can not do more.
524
01:03:11,767 --> 01:03:15,433
It is a terrible mistake.
You are a good person.
525
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:19,933
Not some slutty masturbator.
526
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:23,225
You're better than that.
527
01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:31,183
Never again.
528
01:03:32,308 --> 01:03:36,767
No, no.
Not more, please!
529
01:03:38,058 --> 01:03:40,350
I can not stop.
530
01:03:43,517 --> 01:03:45,642
I'm a bad person.
531
01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:49,975
Twelve different speeds.
532
01:04:13,142 --> 01:04:17,683
You disgust me.
I must here.
533
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:26,725
JJ ... Jeremy. Do not you remember what
nice time we had together?
534
01:04:26,975 --> 01:04:30,725
-Please?
-Lex, I do not remember.
535
01:04:30,850 --> 01:04:35,058
-I have a girlfriend that I like.
Okay then.
536
01:04:35,183 --> 01:04:39,517
It's just so sad,
because I'm wearing a bra kupl�s.
537
01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:42,933
I have also panties without branch
538
01:04:43,058 --> 01:04:47,933
-With little beads for extra stimulation.
539
01:04:53,433 --> 01:04:56,517
We have 30 minutes
us before she comes.
540
01:05:06,808 --> 01:05:10,600
Let's do it.
Fuck me!
541
01:05:14,183 --> 01:05:20,642
-What's wrong?
-I do not get it. You are too dry.
542
01:05:20,767 --> 01:05:26,017
It's like sandpaper.
-I get it.
543
01:05:26,183 --> 01:05:31,892
Try again.
No, why is this happening?
544
01:05:32,017 --> 01:05:36,600
I was dripping wet last time.
I came Fya times. Do not you remember?
545
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:41,933
-Do as you did then.
-I have already run my thing.
546
01:05:42,058 --> 01:05:48,225
-What's wrong?
I do not know. The last time ...
547
01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:54,642
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
548
01:05:54,808 --> 01:06:00,933
If you are not JJ? You called the
Jeremy Jones. You must be JJ.
549
01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:06,850
Who is JJ?
Where are you? We're not done.
550
01:06:07,017 --> 01:06:10,142
I can do it.
I just need more foreplay.
551
01:06:10,267 --> 01:06:14,808
I do not need JJ.
I need no other. We stuff it.
552
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:19,642
-We are a super-low.
-You ... you ...
553
01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:23,267
Huh? Carry on.
554
01:06:25,183 --> 01:06:29,600
-Are you there, Jeremy?
-Wait a minute.
555
01:06:29,725 --> 01:06:32,100
Jeremy?
556
01:06:37,267 --> 01:06:41,642
Where's Jeremy?
-We just ... gymmar bit.
557
01:06:43,058 --> 01:06:46,308
Hello, darling. I gymmar.
558
01:06:48,933 --> 01:06:52,517
How could you, you bastard?
559
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:57,308
-Maybe you should ...
-What?
560
01:07:01,725 --> 01:07:04,642
Mariella!
561
01:07:04,767 --> 01:07:09,558
Those were not mine.
Not all anyway.
562
01:07:09,683 --> 01:07:13,225
What is wrong with you?
563
01:07:14,808 --> 01:07:19,433
What is wrong with you?
You used to be so chaste.
564
01:07:19,558 --> 01:07:23,808
That's it.
That was the last time.
565
01:08:01,808 --> 01:08:04,558
Cheryl?
566
01:08:06,767 --> 01:08:09,933
What is it?
What are you doing here?
567
01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:16,100
I'm waiting for everyone to stand
so that I can pull far away.
568
01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:20,433
That blind man and his dog ...
569
01:08:20,558 --> 01:08:25,642
-It will be good.
No, it does not.
570
01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:31,475
Do you know whose fault it is ...?
It is Jakes error.
571
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:37,767
-The lying bastard.
He is a moron! Confront him.
572
01:08:37,892 --> 01:08:43,475
Yes, I will.
It's my birthday and where is he?
573
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:48,225
-Why is not he with me?
-Call him and tell me what you think.
574
01:08:48,308 --> 01:08:54,142
I should really say what I think.
575
01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:59,850
Maybe you should ...
You need to look sexy when you make the final.
576
01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:03,392
I should not have a blanket on me.
577
01:09:08,433 --> 01:09:14,475
Forgive me. I get so shy when
I am with beautiful women.
578
01:09:16,267 --> 01:09:19,433
I play no games.
579
01:09:23,933 --> 01:09:26,058
There was nothing important.
580
01:09:35,142 --> 01:09:39,267
-I can not talk now.
-I need to talk to you.
581
01:09:39,392 --> 01:09:45,350
-I can not.
-I just want to apologize.
582
01:09:45,475 --> 01:09:50,433
-I am ashamed and want to make amends to you.
-It is not necessary. It's cool.
583
01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:55,350
I care.
584
01:09:55,475 --> 01:09:59,933
I have not told it.
I am very shy.
585
01:10:00,058 --> 01:10:06,558
But I wonder and hope
if we could hang out sometime.
586
01:10:06,683 --> 01:10:11,683
Soon. I'm going away for a while
and it would be fun to do it before.
587
01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:17,725
-You are shy and do not play any games, right?
-In a way.
588
01:10:18,558 --> 01:10:21,808
I can not do this.
589
01:10:24,017 --> 01:10:25,933
Okay, then.
590
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,183
Happy birthday.
591
01:10:40,933 --> 01:10:44,475
I'm sorry. I tried to kiss you.
592
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:18,225
Are you ready for the surprise?
593
01:11:18,308 --> 01:11:23,808
Now you can make a luminous
copy of my penis.
594
01:11:23,933 --> 01:11:26,725
She will love it here.
595
01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:34,933
-We can not do this.
-Not again.
596
01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:37,433
Gratt ...
597
01:11:38,058 --> 01:11:41,142
What the hell is this?
Who the hell are you?
598
01:11:41,267 --> 01:11:44,225
Nothing fights now.
599
01:11:45,517 --> 01:11:49,642
Honey, what is this?
600
01:11:50,183 --> 01:11:55,683
Cher ... I've been looking for you all
evening and you have ...
601
01:11:55,850 --> 01:11:59,558
No wonder that I did not find you.
602
01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:04,600
All girls snippor you been, then?
Or that you have been sucked?
603
01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:09,267
Cheryl, we can do this.
I love you.
604
01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:13,225
-Jake, you gotta go.
-Please, I promise to be faithful.
605
01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:17,350
No, Jake. I'm sorry.
-Come on, Cheryl.
606
01:12:17,475 --> 01:12:20,267
Stop it, Jake. I'm sorry.
607
01:12:20,392 --> 01:12:23,808
You are a callous bitch!
608
01:12:24,558 --> 01:12:30,433
You did it. You got your h�mndsex.
You left a fragment of a man.
609
01:12:30,558 --> 01:12:35,642
-H�mndsex?
It's not as bad as it sounds.
610
01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:40,308
No, but now it begins to dawn on me.
611
01:12:40,433 --> 01:12:46,517
-I feel really stupid.
I'm really sorry, Eric.
612
01:12:46,683 --> 01:12:51,350
I liked you
and you used me.
613
01:12:51,475 --> 01:12:54,350
Do not go, please!
614
01:12:55,558 --> 01:13:00,767
-Are you not satisfied?
That's not how it would feel.
615
01:13:00,933 --> 01:13:06,475
-Where sex is not ...?
-We did not do it directly.
616
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:12,975
Me neither. I found
not the right guy or guys.
617
01:13:13,225 --> 01:13:18,683
We must go down before people start going
homes. Wondering what happened to Sue?
618
01:13:26,058 --> 01:13:28,600
-A little more water balloons?
Yes, yes, yes.
619
01:13:30,142 --> 01:13:33,892
I can not believe she dumped me.
620
01:13:36,392 --> 01:13:38,225
Suck on that!
621
01:13:39,183 --> 01:13:41,392
I draw!
622
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:44,392
He had good mistress.
623
01:13:47,058 --> 01:13:51,183
Spy is not down to me.
Spy is not in the car either.
624
01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:05,975
How are you, Sue?
625
01:14:06,142 --> 01:14:11,683
Is it sex? Were you with m�disen?
-Not with some guy, anyway.
626
01:14:12,058 --> 01:14:19,183
I have used all mechanical
tools I could find.
627
01:14:19,308 --> 01:14:25,725
-All things were made vibrators.
It's addictive.
628
01:14:25,850 --> 01:14:29,683
-What happened to Chris?
-He put his leg.
629
01:14:29,808 --> 01:14:36,642
-I told you he was gay.
I'm gonna ... Ouch, cramp.
630
01:14:37,308 --> 01:14:43,767
-I think something is broken.
-None of us did it.
631
01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:51,850
Thank you, Joanna.
-I was going to eat some. Linked you on?
632
01:14:51,975 --> 01:14:56,183
No, I will disclose finished here.
633
01:14:56,267 --> 01:14:59,892
-Did the guy you were looking for?
-No.
634
01:15:00,058 --> 01:15:06,183
No, but I realized that
he must be my first type.
635
01:15:06,267 --> 01:15:09,808
-Why, do you know him?
-In a way.
636
01:15:09,933 --> 01:15:15,058
If you meet him,
health that I want to see you again.
637
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:24,517
-You love him.
-Shut up!
638
01:15:49,933 --> 01:15:52,558
Not a chance.
639
01:16:07,683 --> 01:16:11,100
It may be next year.
640
01:16:30,183 --> 01:16:35,433
Is that you?
I've been waiting for you ... JJ.
641
01:16:37,892 --> 01:16:40,225
-Joanna?
-Mm.
642
01:17:40,392 --> 01:17:43,433
I want you ... now.
643
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:09,850
So this means that I'm flat.
644
01:18:10,933 --> 01:18:16,642
Wait a minute. I do not know.
I'm not sure about this.
645
01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:23,933
Wait! I'm sorry, but ...
646
01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:28,808
I think we should do it again,
to be on the safe side.
647
01:18:52,017 --> 01:18:55,225
-Wow!
-Absolutely incredible.
648
01:18:56,475 --> 01:19:01,975
I did not know I had it in
Me. Something must have inspired me.
649
01:19:02,767 --> 01:19:09,517
You've captured his expression.
-Even the small detail of his hairstyle.
650
01:19:11,017 --> 01:19:16,183
-Whose?
-Eric. Is that him?
651
01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:21,808
Oops! Yes. I need to see him.
652
01:19:26,017 --> 01:19:29,808
I think you know what to do.
653
01:19:39,017 --> 01:19:43,892
Biktarlinjen? - Sister Therese?
654
01:19:44,017 --> 01:19:49,433
Yes, there was a problem with the credit card.
I need the last three digits.
655
01:19:49,558 --> 01:19:54,433
Sure. It is the 271st
656
01:19:54,558 --> 01:19:59,058
I know that this is not someone's confession,
but may I ask for some advice?
657
01:19:59,183 --> 01:20:05,225
Will God forgive the
doing something bad?
658
01:20:05,308 --> 01:20:10,142
Yes, why not, darling. As long as
you're on the right path.
659
01:20:10,267 --> 01:20:16,975
-How do you know that?
I'm always looking for a sign.
660
01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:21,058
Something that makes me know that
everything will be fine.
661
01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:25,683
Sister, I get to travel with me?
I have to pee.
662
01:20:25,808 --> 01:20:29,142
No, keep your mouth!
663
01:20:29,267 --> 01:20:34,225
I have to work, honey.
Call any time.
664
01:20:34,350 --> 01:20:37,058
Thank you.
665
01:20:38,725 --> 01:20:43,308
-Sister?
-Shut up, otherwise you whip!
666
01:20:57,308 --> 01:21:00,100
Wait, Eric!
667
01:21:01,017 --> 01:21:03,058
Cheryl?
668
01:21:03,975 --> 01:21:09,392
I'm so sorry for everything.
669
01:21:09,517 --> 01:21:13,808
I tried to have h�mndsex with
you in the beginning, not the end.
670
01:21:15,267 --> 01:21:21,517
I did not want h�mndsex with you;
without real sex.
671
01:21:21,975 --> 01:21:28,392
I want to hang with you.
I did not realize it until this morning.
672
01:21:29,392 --> 01:21:33,433
-You are quite different from Jake.
-Eric!
673
01:21:34,892 --> 01:21:39,183
-We have to go now.
-Oops.
674
01:21:39,267 --> 01:21:43,392
Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
Tina, Cheryl.
675
01:21:43,517 --> 01:21:48,308
Hello, nice to meet you.
676
01:21:49,808 --> 01:21:54,183
Can I call you
when I come back?
677
01:21:55,142 --> 01:21:57,267
Sure.
678
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:06,683
-Nothing kissing, right?
-Well, kiss me.
679
01:22:22,017 --> 01:22:25,267
Did you get the flowers I sent?
680
01:22:27,142 --> 01:22:32,850
-I do not care that you have been with Lexi.
-I have not.
681
01:22:32,975 --> 01:22:37,683
You do not lie.
She told me about your pierced tongue.
682
01:22:41,517 --> 01:22:44,517
She must have mixed
me up with someone else.
683
01:22:44,642 --> 01:22:47,392
Who could it have been?
684
01:22:56,475 --> 01:23:01,767
What is it?
Have tongue ring stuck again?
685
01:23:03,058 --> 01:23:09,683
It's nothing. Take your time.
I'm starting to get close to my record.
686
01:23:17,017 --> 01:23:20,225
Birthday is certainly over.
687
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:37,433
Dear Lord, forgive me.
If you could just give me a sign.
688
01:24:07,058 --> 01:24:11,933
Excuse me? Do you know where the church
at Fountain Street is?
689
01:24:13,558 --> 01:24:17,475
Yes, it is the church I go to,
or used to go to.
690
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:24,558
-Straight ahead and then to the left.
Thank you. Want to join me?
691
01:24:24,683 --> 01:24:29,225
I do not know.
692
01:24:34,350 --> 01:24:41,642
-It's pretty powerful, right?
-250 Hp, 225 ft of torque.
693
01:24:41,767 --> 01:24:48,767
-Feel free to hang on.
-I do not think so. Thanks anyway.
694
01:24:48,933 --> 01:24:51,558
-What is your name?
-Sue. What is your name?
695
01:24:51,683 --> 01:24:56,808
-Jesus
Is that true?
696
01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:01,558
Maybe I can hang on a tour.
697
01:25:29,163 --> 01:25:33,163
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