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- Hey, this is great!
- What are you guys doing?
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Checking to see
if these ice skates fit Mark.
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- So, if he falls out, they don't fit?
- Right.
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Put him down.
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Randy, come on over here
and help me load up some firewood.
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- Your mom's really cold.
- How come Mom is always cold?
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Guys, I'm gonna tell you
something about women.
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They're always cold.
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It's our job as hot-blooded men
to heat the women up.
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If men are hot-blooded,
are women cold-blooded?
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Out of the mouths of babes.
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Hey, Dad, maybe we should get Mom
a heater for her birthday.
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Birthday!
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- Dad forgot Mom's birthday.
- Did not.
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- Did too.
- Did not.
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Are we gonna do something special
for her birthday on Saturday?
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Yeah, Saturday. Yeah!
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Oh! We'll have a big party.
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We'll cater some food, her favorite
restaurant, balloons, everything.
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- Won't she be disappointed?
- Why?
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Her birthday is Friday.
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Oh! Honey, this is the season…
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Jack frost nipping at my nose.
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This is the season
for somebody's birthday.
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- You remembered.
- Of course I did.
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Which one of the boys told you?
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Come on.
Honey, I'm insulted.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You've been so busy at work.
I figured you'd for sure forget.
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As a matter of fact
I had to remind the boys
it wasn't Saturday, it was Friday.
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It is Saturday.
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- Gotcha.
- What?
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- It's Friday.
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Well…
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now that we have
the day established.
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Let's move on
into the gift category.
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Oh, honey,
you don't have to get me anything.
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Let's say I was gonna get you something.
What would you want me to get you?
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If I have to tell you what to get.
I might as well go out and buy it myself.
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Now you're talking.
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You put that money back in your pocket, or
I'll break both your legs. Oh, Tim, come on.
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We've been married 12 years and every
year I put a lot of thought into your gift.
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I tune in to who you are,
and I get you something you really want.
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- I do that, too.
- Oh, yeah?
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This is how you tuned in to me last year.
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A pressurized window washer?
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It shattered a window.
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Every piece was clean, though -
all of them.
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- What about this thing?
- You never even used it.
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I didn't know what it was.
I was afraid it might eat me.
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Honey, honey.
It's a de-nubber.
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It de.
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It de-nubs things,
forget about this thing.
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Tim… a gift doesn't have to be
any kind of a big deal.
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You should just close your eyes
and think of who I am.
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- A tape deck.
- Tim.
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A waffle iron.
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- Ukulele.
- Stop it.
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I want you to get me something thoughtful,
just something from your heart.
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Arteries.
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We have a special guest
on Tool Time.
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As you all know, we're in the midst of our
project house in Keego Harbor Heights.
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I've got the owner of the house. Eugene
Ingram. Give him a big grunting welcome.
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- Hi. Eugene. How you doin'?
- Just call me Ink.
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My friends all call me Ink.
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Ink, you live up there
in Keego Harbor Heights…
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That's right.
We're a planned community.
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48 peas in a pod.
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Right. And we're gonna make
your pod a little more distinctive
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by pushing out a wall and adding a huge
living room onto an existing porch for you.
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Actually, it's for my wife. See, she wants
a little more space in the living room.
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Did she tell you that,
or did you have to guess?
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- Oh, no. She tells me what she wants.
- Does she?
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We call her Pink.
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Pink and Ink, see?
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I've got a picture of Pink
standing right in front of the house.
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- Let's take a look at that house.
- Actually, it's a little hard to see the house.
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She's a… a lotta woman.
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Yeah, a whole lotta woman.
We'll see you there Friday. Ink.
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- It'll be good to get started on your house…
- Hey, Al!
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Here's something
you don't see every day.
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This is Pink last summer
on the old Slip 'N Slide.
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Boy, she went like a rocket.
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Now, no one was hurt in this.
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Those kids lying there
were just, uh, stunned.
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Maybe we shouldn't have spent
all our allowance on these baseball cards.
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- Hey, we had to get the Tiger infield.
- Yeah. But now we're broke.
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Where are we gonna
get money for Mom's gift?
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- Play along.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Mark.
You know, you're a real smart kid.
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- You saved your money.
- Thanks.
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Now you have enough
to pay your little-brother tax.
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My what?
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The younger brother pays the older brother
a tax when he's seven.
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I'm not paying you anything.
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fine. Have it your way.
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but we just might hide some
strange animals in your bed.
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- Unless you pay the tax.
- How much is it?
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- How much you got?
- $4.77.
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Sorry. It's $5.OO.
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Come on, Randy. He's our little brother.
Give him a break.
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OK.
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- We'll help you empty this thing out.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks, guys.
- Don't run in the house.
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Honey. I said
stop running in the house.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Got a little list of things for your birthday.
- You haven't gotten me a gift yet?
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Yeah, sure I have. I just wonder
if you can guess which one it is.
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Why don't you surprise me?
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At your age,
the surprise could kill you.
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Well. let me give you a hint.
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Never give a woman
anything she has to plug in.
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Tim.
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I want you to be
completely honest with me.
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Do I look, like, a whole lot older
than when you met me?
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- A whole lot older?
- Just answer the question.
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Of course you don't look
a whole lot older.
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Well, you have to admit I'm not
that same skinny little peanut you married.
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Yeah. I know.
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You look better. That's what I meant.
No, you look a lot better. You do.
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- You don't think I'm too fat?
- No.
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You look perfect.
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Don't lie to me. You wish that
I looked like that for my birthday.
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That would be for my birthday.
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Come on, honey! Come on…
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Dad, did you get Mom
another dorky birthday gift this year?
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Yeah, should I make room for it
in the closet?
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Real funny. What'd you two brainiacs
get her that was so wonderful?
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Well, Brad and I got her
this really neat perfume.
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You sure you got enough of it?
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Ohh! Treasure Island perfume.
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This came in a gift set, didn't it?
Little parrot and a peg leg for her?
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Arr, matey! Arr!
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Look like a pirate,
and I smell like one, too.
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I made her a crayon drawing,
and I used every color in the box.
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That's good, see? It's nice to make stuff
for her. You tuned right in to her, Mark.
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I tuned in to her, too.
I got her a neat gift, too.
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What?
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You know how
she's been exercising, right?
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Well. I got her a lifetime membership
at that Galaxy Health Spa.
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Can't wait to see the look
on her face when she opens that.
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Here she comes. Sit down.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Happy birthday!
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- What's the matter?
- I am never ever going to exercise again.
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I was actually thinking
of joining a health club.
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That'll be a cold day in Detroit.
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- Mom, open our gifts.
- Yeah. Dad, you want to go first?
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It's her birthday all day,
why give her every gift at once?
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- You didn't get me anything, did you?
- He did. He got you…
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Haµµy birthday to yo4
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Haµµy birthday to yo4
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Haµµy birthday, dear Mom
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Haµµy birthday to yo4
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Al, what am I gonna do?
I have to get Jill a birthday present.
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It's got to come from the heart.
I can't plug it in and I can't rewire it.
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- What the heck does that leave?
- Tim, concentrate.
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We're going on the air live in a minute.
Now, where's the owner. Mr Ingram?
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I don't know. He's supposed to meet us
here. We'll go without him if he's not here.
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- Here we go. In five…
- Think about a gift for me.
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Gift, gift. gift, gift.
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Hi, everybody. I'm Tim Taylor. Welcome
to this special edition of Tool Time.
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here at our project house
in beautiful Keego Harbor Heights.
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- Howdy, Al.
- Howdy, Tim.
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Al, what are we doing today?
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Well, Tim, we'll be expanding the Ingrams'
living room out here onto the porch.
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But first we get
to dismantle the existing porch.
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We'll be carting the debris away in this -
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the beautiful Tool Time truck.
Blood. Sweat, and Gears.
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This is not your standard Detroit issue.
We've made a few engine modifications.
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Of course, when you say "we"
you mean "you".
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That's right, Al, because if I left it up to you,
we'd be on a skateboard and a moped.
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Hear that? That's a Big-Block Chevy. 454,
two four-barrel carburettors
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nestled on aluminum high-rise
manifold headers, and dual exhaust.
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- Let's back her into position, Al.
- All right.
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We'll be back live
right after these messages.
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Tim. I'm going back to the truck.
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Oh, come on, Al.
I need a second opinion. Come on.
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Well, it's…
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It's just I feel a little awkward. I've never
been in the women's department before.
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Hi, Al.
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- Why did that woman say hi to you?
- Maybe I remind her of someone.
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Remind her of someone named Al, who
looks like you, with a hammer in his belt?
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Hi, Al.
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OK. I'm not gonna to lie to you.
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Sometimes I come here
to try and meet women.
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What?!
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- Hi, Al.
- Hi. Mrs Chapman.
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I just wanted to mention
there's a sale tomorrow
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in the full-figured ladies' department.
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- Maybe you're not interested in that type.
- No, my mother was quite large.
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Good luck.
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You scare me, Al.
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Well, what do you expect me to do?
Dating's tough. I go where the women are.
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Art galleries.
Laundromats, immigration.
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Don't tell me this stuff. OK?
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Let's get…
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Immigration?
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Let's… let's try to tune in to my wife Jill.
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Look around. Do you think
she'd like anything in here?
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Well, if I were Jill.
I'd like any of these things.
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Al, please'
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Now, what about these dresses? I'm a little
confused. Six, eight, ten, twelve…
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Does that mean twelve inches?
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Well, that doesn't sound right.
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Let's figure this…
I've got a 32 waist, right? I wear a 32 pant.
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Jill's smaller than me.
She's got to be… 20.
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Well, here.
That would be this.
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You look like a hang-glider, Al.
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Well, a more personal gift
would be lingerie.
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- Hey! Bingo! Jill loves lingerie.
- Yeah?
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How do you know if it's her?
Or anybody?
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Could you picture her in this?
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Not now.
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Excuse me,
are you looking for a gift?
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- I need some help. What do wives like?
- I'm not sure. I'm not married myself.
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Oh. I'm so sorry. Is the smell
of my perfume bothering you?
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No. It's a lovely fragrance.
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- What's it called?
- Available.
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Really?
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We have a full line of men's cologne.
Would you be interested?
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Yes, I am.
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Al, you're gonna help me.
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- You know. I haven't seen you here before.
- Al?
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This is a temp job.
Actually. I'm an actress.
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Really? I'm on television.
I have my own show.
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OK, boys. I'm going out for some aspirin
and some Epsom salts.
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When your daddy comes home,
tell him that I'll be right back.
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Mom, since you're going out.
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why don't you wear
some of our Treasure Island perfume?
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Yeah.
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Well. I was saving that
for a special occasion.
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Well, there's plenty of it here.
You can wear it all the time.
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Yeah.
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l could do that, couldn't I?
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Well… go ahead.
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OK. I will.
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Whoa!
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That is so unique.
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Ohh! It tingles.
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And burns.
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Well, you know, that is always a sign
of a really good perfume.
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Well. I'm glad you like it.
We almost didn't buy it.
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Yeah. We were gonna buy you flowers.
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Oh. Well…
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I guess I really lucked out,
cos flowers die.
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and this I'm gonna have forever.
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Wilson, Wilson!
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- Hi-de-ho, neighbor.
- Oh, Wilson, great.
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You gotta help me.
I'm in big, big trouble.
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It's Jill's birthday, right?
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Yeah, and she wants me to get something
that's in tune with her and from the heart.
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and I don't know what to do, Wilson.
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- Tim. I am reminded of a story.
- Wilson. I don't have time for this.
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Well, neighbor,
what is time but "Tim" with an e?
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Huh?
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Anyway, there once was this little boy in
Africa who wanted to give his teacher a gift.
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but he had no money.
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So he walked two days to the ocean,
and he picked up a handful of sand.
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and walked two days back,
and he gave it to her.
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She was greatly moved by the gift.
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but she said.
"It was so far for you to walk:'
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And he said. "Teacher,
the journey is part of the gift."
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Yeah, but Wilson.
I've been on the journey.
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It's the destination. It's the sand.
I don't know what to get her.
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Well, Tim,
maybe you're just trying too hard.
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And she's not being any help.
She's being so sensitive about this.
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Well, sometimes birthdays
only remind us of how old we are.
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Maybe Jill needs to be reminded of all
the simple joys she had in getting there.
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- What kind of gift would do that?
- Well. I don't know, Tim.
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You'll have to listen to that little voice
inside you. It'll tell you what to do.
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What's it sound like?
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It sounds… like this.
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What are you doing?
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Dad wants to talk to you.
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Mark and I were talking out in the garage.
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Do you guys know anything
about a little-brother tax?
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No.No.
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Maybe I should tell you about
the large-angry-father tax.
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All right, all right.
We'll pay Mark back.
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You're darn right you'll pay him back. Next
mo weeks, your allowance goes to Mark.
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Come on. Let's go.
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I want you to go upstairs and tell
your mom to come down here right away.
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Mom! Dad wants you!
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I could have done that!
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- What are you up to?
- I finished your birthday gift.
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- You gave me… tools.
- No.
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Open it up.
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All right.
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- This is the gift.
- What…?
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Too often in our lives we look at birthdays
as just a signpost of the years we lived.
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instead of relishing the wonder
of the journey to get the sand.
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What?
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Watch.
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- Oh, my gosh. Where did you get that?
- Watch, watch.
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Oh, that's the first time
I ever saw the ocean.
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And there I am in my princess dress.
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And that's my cat. Samantha.
I called her Sammy.
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And… Oh.
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Who is that?
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That's a man you'll meet years later
and marry, and he loves you very much.
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That is so…
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- What is that?
- I had to record over this gladiator movie.
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There's that pause button I slipped off.
Stick him. Demetrius! Get him!
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Honey, this is the best gift I ever got.
I can't believe you did this.
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- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
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It burns.
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Hello? Hi. Ink.
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You heard about it, huh?
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That truck took off like a rocket,
just like Pink on the Slip 'N Slide.
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We didn't stun any kids, though.
Al and I will be by Monday. Uh-huh. Early.
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We'll finish up that living room then.
OK, thanks.
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Hear that? That's a Big-Block Chevy. 454,
mo four-barrel carburettors
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nestled on aluminum high-rise
manifold headers, and dual exhaust.
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- Let's back her into position, Al.
- All right.
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