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We were on a manly mission today, honey.
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I initiated Mark. I took him
down to Kelley's Hardware Store.
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We went through every inch of that.
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- Mark, where are the router bits?
- Aisle 2-A.
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All right. Screwdrivers?
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Aisle 3-B.
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- What's on the top shelf?
- Phillips head.
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- What kind of handle do they have?
- Square-shanked, slotted?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You are a man today, Mark.
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And, you know, a man just
isn't a man without his own...
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Hank the Handyman drill.
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- Thanks. Dad.
- Honey, you should've been there with us.
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It was the winter warehouse sale.
Everything was half off.
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Yeah, and I suppose
yo4 only got the essentials.
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You bet. Butterfly hinges,
casing knife, point driver...
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Well, every house needs a point driver.
What is this essential thing?
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This is the ultimate power tool.
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Binford's best 4000 series...
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reciprocating saw.
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Three-quarter-horse motor. No tool arsenal
is complete without this thing.
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Pure power. You could saw through
the refrigerator with this thing.
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Wouldn't it be easier to open the door?
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- Mom. Dad.
- Yeah, honey?
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Jennifer Sudarsky wants to take me to her
parents' anniversary party tomorrow night.
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- Wow. That sounds like fun.
- first date. Hot stuff.
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It's not a date.
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Me and Jennifer are just gonna go
to her country club and have dinner.
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Not a date. So when she introduces you,
it'll be. "Hi, this is Brad, my eating partner."
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Dad.
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The country club.
You're gonna get to get all dressed up.
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- But you know what? You need a new tie.
- What's wrong with the tie I've got?
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Nothing, except I don't think
the Slurpee stains go with your shirt.
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- Karen and I will pick you up a new one.
- OK. Thanks. Mom.
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- Karen's coming over here?
- Yes. She'll be here any minute.
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Every time she comes over, she twists
everything I say into a feminist argument.
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- Why don't you meet her at the store?
- Come on, Tim. She's my good friend.
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I like her.
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- She just comes over to make fun of me.
- That's why I like her.
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- Hi.
- You look so pretty.
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- I love your skirt.
- Thanks.
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So, you wanna have some coffee
and fat food before we go?
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- Yes, yes. Let's do.
- Tim is so looking forward to seeing you.
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And me him. Hello, Tim.
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- Hi. Karen. How's work?
- Good. What in the world is that?
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Come on. Karen. Don't you know
a reciprocating saw when you see one?
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It cuts through any thick surface -
refrigerator, walls, Tim's head.
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I think we know why Tim bought that.
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OK, here we go.
What are we gonna make fun of today?
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My show? No. Grunting? Tools.
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Well, Tim. I mean,
it is a very big, powerful tool.
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I see. You think I've got to have this
just to prove my manhood.
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You said it. I didn't say that.
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I bought the saw because it saws.
That's what saws do. Karen. They saw.
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It certainly is a large saw.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'll be in the garage where I belong.
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Men get so insecure
when you make fun of their tools.
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Tell me about it.
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I am not insecure.
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Honey, when we say "men",
we're not talking about yo4.
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You gals go ahead and laugh. I just
want you to know I'm a very secure man.
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You know, Jill. I can understand why
men like all these big, powerful tools.
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Do tell.
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All right.
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They feed right into their destructive
and aggressive...
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tendencies.
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Well, thank you. Oprah.
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Come on, Tim.
Look at all the wars you've started.
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Jill, how many wars have I started?
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She just means that
most wars are started by men.
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Women start wars, too.
Did you see the film. War of the Amazons?
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- Whoa. He's got us there.
- Oh, boy, does he ever.
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I'll have you know
those were very fierce soldiers.
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I had nightmares
about that movie.
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So you're intimidated by strong women?
Is that what you're saying, Tim?
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When they're in groups and naked, yeah.
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Now that we've sanded down our table top,
it's time to apply the decorative laminate.
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Al, you wanna spread
the glue for me, please?
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I live to laminate, Tim.
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While Al does that.
I'd like to speak to you, if I could.
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I'm a little cheesed.
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Some people say the reason men are
into tools is because we're insecure.
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These same people say
that men are into more power
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because we're destructive
and aggressive.
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Well, let me explain something to you.
We're neither destructive or aggressive.
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What we are is creative.
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Let's look at some of the things
built over time using tools.
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The great pyramids of Egypt.
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The Great Wall of China.
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Indy.
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of Indy.
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Tim. I believe the Leaning Tower was
considered a huge structural mistake.
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Look at that.
That's an accomplishment.
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This tower's been leaning for
over 800 years, and it hasn't fallen over.
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Kind of reminds me of my mother-in-law.
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I'm kidding. Nana.
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- Well, the glue is spread, Tim.
- Is it, Al? OK.
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Before we get to gluing. I want to
introduce Binford's new Miracle Glue.
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Tim, you might wanna remind our viewers
to be careful when using this glue.
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because it will bond instantly to your skin.
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Al...
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We learned in the first grade
you're not supposed to play with glue.
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Well. I was just worried about our viewers'
welfare, as well as your welfare.
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Al, these negative thoughts
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- can hurt people on the job site.
- I don't have negative thoughts.
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- You do too.
- No. I don't.
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- Do too.
- Do not.
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Do.Not.
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Maybe it would be better
if I just swept up here, then.
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Maybe it would be better
if you just swept up. Mr Negativity.
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Not.Do.
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You wanna set your laminate securely
on your shimmies, front and back...
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Al. Al!
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We'll be right back
after these messages from Binford.
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Al? Al. I know you're back there.
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- Dad's home.
- I'd better go.
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I don't think Tim wants to see me.
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No, no, stay.
We'll just take it easy on him.
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OK. No more making fun.
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What is this thing on your head?
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It's a little piece of table.
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What happened?
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Old Mr Negativity, Al, distracted me
and I got my head cemented to this table.
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He had to take a sabre saw
to get me off of that table.
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Don't you think
you should go to the emergency room?
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I was just there.
They said I wasn't a priority.
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Why? Was there a guy
with a whole table stuck to his head?
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I'm sorry, honey.
We'll be good.
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- You notice I'm not laughing.
- Yeah. We'll be good.
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Come on, come on. Right.
Randy, set the table.
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OK. Dad, bend over.
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- Are you sure this is gonna work?
- Yes.
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The hospital said that nail-polish remover
would soften the glue.
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You must have felt pretty silly
walking in there like that.
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Nonsense. Karen.
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There were a lot of people in there
with furniture stuck to their heads.
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- I still don't understand how you did this.
- I did it because of you mo.
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- Us?
- What did we do?
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I was trying to make a point on the show
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that men don't just destroy things
with hammers and nails and tools.
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No, they also glue.
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I'm sorry, honey. We shouldn't make fun -
although I did hear a great joke today.
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Knock, knock.
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The point I was trying to make
is that men don't just start wars.
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They build things with tools,
like this house, your car, office buildings...
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- Of course they do. They have all the jobs.
- Here we go.
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Come on, Tim, face it.
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It's a male-dominated society, and women
have to make all the compromises.
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I don't know what world you live in.
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but here at the Taylor household
we have an equal relationship.
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Do you really believe that, Tim?
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We're a '90s couple. We share everything
50-50, right down the middle.
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- Come sit down.
- OK. OK. Let me give you a little test.
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- Jill gets a high-paying executive position.
- I like this test already.
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- Do I get to have a male secretary?
- You got him.
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- Can't type, but he looks cute in jeans.
- Perfect.
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OK. So, Tim, should she take this job?
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If he's gay.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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- The job's in Seattle.
- That's fine. It's fine.
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Well, maybe Jill
doesn't wanna uproot the kids.
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No, no. The kids love the idea.
Do we move, Tim?
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- Karen, this is stupid.
- OK. Let me ask you another question.
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Tool Time goes national, but you have
to move to New York. Do you go?
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Yeah. It's my job.
It'd be the perfect op...
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If it's OK with Jill.
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So you're saying that your job
is more important than hers?
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- She doesn't have a job.
- Answer the question.
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Do you move to New York or Seattle?
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I think a lot depends on
where you'll be living.
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- Which is it, Tim?
- Look, she's just trying to confuse me.
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- You're avoiding the question.
- I am not avoiding the question.
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- Is it Seattle or New York, Tim?
- Detroit.
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Hey, that's not answering the question.
New York or Seattle?
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New York, Seattle...
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You know, I don't care where we live.
Just leave... leave me...
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Leave me alone.
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That had to hurt.
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No, it didn't.
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- Mom. I'm not gonna go to the party.
- What's the matter, honey?
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I just found out there's gonna be
an orchestra. That means I have to dance.
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- That'll be fun.
- No, it won't.
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- I'll have to do old-people dancing.
- Old-people dancing?
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Yeah, the kind you and Dad do.
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You mean really old,
like where you have to touch and junk?
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Yeah.
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Well, what if I teach you how to do that
old-people, touching-dancing-junk thing?
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Would you go to the dance then?
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I guess.
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Well, it's really very simple.
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I can't believe I get to teach
my oldest son how to dance.
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OK. Come here. Come on. Come on.
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Come on. You're gonna have to stand up
real straight, like a soldier. OK?
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Put this hand here on my back
and this left hand in my hand here.
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I can't dance with my mother.
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I used to change your diaper and
powder your butt. Now, get over here.
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Just follow me. It's a real simple box step.
Real easy. OK?
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Go left together, left together,
right together...
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- What's going on?
- Mom's teaching me how to dance.
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He's got to slow-dance tonight.
He's a little scared, but he's doing great.
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- I'm doing awful.
- You'll be great.
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You got a real good teacher.
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Ready?
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Left together, left together,
right together, right together.
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- That's very good.
- Left together, left together.
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- right together, right together.
- Very good.
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Wilson, do you think
I'm a peace-loving guy?
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Well, definitely, Tim.
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You ever known me to start any wars?
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No, but I was out of town
that one weekend.
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Every time Jill gets together
with her friend Karen.
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they accuse me of being aggressive
and destructive, starting wars.
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They blame me for everything.
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Well, Tim, that's just the burden you bear
for living in a patriarchal society.
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Yeah, patriarchal - dominated by men.
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That's right, Tim,
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from the Latin pater,
which means "father".
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Well, shiver my timbers.
Tim, I am impressed.
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Well, don't be.
I saw it on a rerun of Mannix.
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The point is, it's not my fault
that women have not ruled the world.
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- men have ruled the world.
- Well, that hasn't always been true, Tim.
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There was a time
when we had a matriarchal society.
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A matriarchal society.
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Run by maître d's?
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No, Tim.
It's when women ruled the world.
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Get outta here. Where they didn't
have wars, they had Bake-Offs?
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No, Tim. You'd be surprised.
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Actually, the female of the species
can be very aggressive.
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So, what you're saying is
that when women ruled the world.
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- things weren't all that peaceful and nice.
- No. No, no, no, no, Tim.
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely,
with women as well as men.
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In ancient Africa,
they had entire female armies.
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In Babylon, they would burn
a man at the stake every spring
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to ensure the fertility of the crops.
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That's a hell of a price
to pay for zucchini.
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Well. I don't know. Maybe one day, men
and women will learn to share the power.
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to cooperate rather than dominate.
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Tim, honey, this is Jennifer Sudarsky.
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Jennifer, this is Brad's father.
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- So you're Jennifer.
- Hi. Mr Taylor. It's nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you. Sit down.
- Thank you.
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What's the matter with her?
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- Jennifer. I love your dress.
- Thank you.
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And your little coat.
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My dad watches your show. Mr Taylor.
He's a real big fan.
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- Hey. I'll get him an autographed picture.
- That would be great.
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Could you make it of Al?
He really loves Al.
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We all do.
Brad! Get on down here, will ya?
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I'll be down in a minute, father!
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"father"?
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Bradley's so polite.
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Mom. Dad,
guess what happened to Brad.
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- What is it?
- He got his tie stuck in his zipper.
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I'll be right back.
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Brad, don't fiddle with that.
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Son, are you all right?
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I got it out of my zipper,
but I can't get this tie straight.
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Come on, relax.
Come here, come here.
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It's just a simple tie. You did a good job.
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The old Windsor knot
always gives you trouble.
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Dad... I'm scared.
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It's good to be scared.
All guys are scared.
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- They are?
- Yeah.
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It goes way back to Babylon.
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when men were scared of being burned
at the stake by a bunch of maître d's.
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Dad. I'm just scared when I hold her
my hands will get all sweaty and gross.
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Simple trick I used to do.
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Wad these up,
put 'em in your pants pockets.
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At the first hint of dampness, shove
your hands in your pockets, dry 'em off.
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bring 'em out
and you're back in the ball game.
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But what if I lead with the wrong foot
or step on her toes?
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- Dancing's not about who's leading.
- Mom says the man always leads.
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Well, when men and women
are dancing correctly, no one's leading.
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You just move with the music.
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You don't know how you get there,
but you just get there.
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That's kind of like how your mom drives.
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Brad, you look so handsome.
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You got a very excited young lady
waiting downstairs for you.
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Brad? Go get 'em, tiger.
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Good evening. Jennifer.
You look real good.
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You know, pretty. I mean.
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Thanks. So do you.
Not pretty, but, you know, handsome.
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Come here, you.
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I guess we should get going.
My father hates to wait.
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His stomach gets upset
and then he starts to burp.
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- OK, well. I just want to take one picture.
- Mom.
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Better hurry up, honey.
Mr Sudarsky's in the car getting gassy.
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- OK. Give me big smiles. Say "cheese".
- Cheese.
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- It's stuck.
- Honey, you always do this.
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I know. I...
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OK. This time for sure.
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- Say "cheese".
- Cheese.
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- That was great. OK.
- You kids get going.
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ALL right, now, listen.
You mo have a great time.
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we will.Bye
- b y e ,
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Tim, what you said upstairs
was very nice.
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Well. I was just trying
to remember my first dance.
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Wanna dance?
I promise I won't lead.
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Me either.
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ALL right.
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This isn't working.
Somebody's gotta lead.
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ALL right. Together, on three.
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One,
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mo.
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three.
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Oh, boy. Isn't this fun?
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ALL right, now I'll lead.
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- ALL right.
- It's a beautiful rhythm.
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Hands and tools. Hands and tools.
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Ever looked in the eyes
of a man who was building something
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like a bamboo fly rod, a mahogany boat,
or a billeted steel piece for a hot rod?
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Do you see aggression and destruction?
No, you see contentment.
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Hands and tools, hands and tools
can change the world.
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from building the smallest hobbyist train
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to the largest outboard-motor engines.
Look at this bad boy.
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Most of you see just
a hunk of metal. Not me.
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This is hundreds of parts working at high
rpm. 800 horsepower, tolerances of 1000.
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Machined by hand,
blueprinted and polished.
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But men aren't just into power and steel.
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Craftsmanship,
like this exquisite artwork here.
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Not Al, the panel.
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This antique Chinese privacy screen.
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on loan to us from
the Detroit Institute of Arts.
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is composed of intricate carvings...
I think 2.000 man-hours. Correct?
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2.000 man-hours. Imagine that.
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Intricacy beyond belief. Every delicate
little nuance is as delicate as crystal.
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Each piece is so delicate,
it could be snapped off just like that.
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Very often they made a few movable
pieces in these pieces...
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kind of like those little Chinese boxes
that you don't know how to open 'em.
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They're movable parts.
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Al, do you suppose this is movable,
this piece?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Go get me that glue.
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What for? Are you gonna
glue it to your forehead?
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