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- Have a good day now.
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- Oh my god I'm so sorry.
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- No it's okay.
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I needed to cool off, I
guess I didn't know it.
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- Will say you're
sorry to the nice lady.
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Will, you sprayed her with
the hose say you're sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
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- It's okay, really.
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- I'm Jessica.
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- Hi, I'm Mary.
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- When did you move in?
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- We bought the
house a month ago
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but we haven't fully moved in.
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I've been here
for a couple days.
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Just barely in furniture
just the boxes I brought
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on my drive here.
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My husband is in
Seattle with the kids
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for another week.
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They're just
finishing up school.
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- Oh they must finish
late out there.
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- Yeah it's a charter school.
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- How old are your kids?
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- 13 and five.
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My, my oldest is from
my first marriage,
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I was so young.
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- Oh.
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- I'm from here
originally, I grew up here.
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Lot of memories.
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- I don't mean to pry
but why the move back?
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- My husband works
for a tech company
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and they opened up
an office downtown.
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- Do you still have family here?
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- No.
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I thought my kids might like
growing up in the suburbs,
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you know, small town life.
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- I sure do.
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Do you work Mary or
just inside the home.
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- I am a freelance writer.
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Mostly editorial blog stuff.
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- Oh like the Huffington post.
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- Yeah kinda.
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- Will.
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- Okay I should get going.
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I've got furniture
being delivered today,
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I should get changed.
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- Sorry again about that.
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I hope you and your husband
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can come over for
dinner sometime.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah that sounds nice.
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Okay.
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- Welcome to the
neighborhood Mary.
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- Hi, how's everything?
- Hey.
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- Good.
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- You guys on your
way to school?
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- Yup, today already.
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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- I miss you guys though.
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- Awh,
we miss you too.
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- Did I tell you that
I got some chairs?
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- No,
what kind of chairs?
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- The biggest ones I
could fit in my car.
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- Great.
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- I met one of our
neighbors this morning.
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- Oh really?
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What are they like?
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- I can tell she's gonna
be real fuckin' nosy.
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- Making
friends already.
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What's her name?
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- Jessica.
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- Very nice.
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- Her son sprayed
me with a hose.
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- On purpose?
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- No not on purpose
he's like four.
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- Oh well yeah.
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- Did you know that we
had an ice cream truck?
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- Oh great, that's
what they need, more sugar.
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Well, it'll help with
the transition I guess.
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- No it was super weird.
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Felt like I was in a
time warp or something.
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Dunno, something about
him was so creepy.
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- Ew, how
was the ice cream?
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- No I didn't get anything.
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- Well look
we've gotta try it
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when we get there.
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- Eugh, I can't wait for
you guys to get here.
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- Us too.
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- I don't think I've
been alone since,
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god since Jakey was born.
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What did I do before kids?
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- I know right?
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- I should go out and
have some wild nights.
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You know, reclaim my
youth or whatever.
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- Yeah why
don't you go party
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with some soccer moms?
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- How are my babies?
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Can you put them on speaker?
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- Sure,
hey do you guys
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wanna say hi to your mom?
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- Hi guys.
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I can't wait to see you.
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Jacob are you so excited to
be almost done with school?
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- Yeah.
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- I can't wait to see you.
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- Okay.
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- Come on Jakey it'll be,
you'll love it out here.
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- Whatever.
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- Shelby, how are you?
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- Hi mommy.
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- How's my sweet girl?
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- Good, I miss you.
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- I miss you too baby.
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- Hey Shelby.
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- Hey I'm
almost at Jacob's school
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so I gotta let you go
but, how's the writing?
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How's it coming?
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Hello?
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- It's okay.
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I keep having these
great starts and then
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they fizzle out.
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I think I'm just
trying to force it.
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- Hey it'll come.
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- I know, thank you.
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- Okay I'm here.
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Okay, we'll call you later okay?
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- Love you guys!
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- Yeah I love you too!
- Love you too.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Hi, you must
have my furniture.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, great.
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I'm ready for you.
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Is it just you or do...
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- It's just me.
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- Um okay.
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Do you need me to sign anything?
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Cool.
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Do you work or just
inside the home?
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Excuse me.
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- Sorry I thought you
knew I was comin' in.
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- I did, I just...
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See some people knock.
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Right there is fine.
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- Hello new neighbor.
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Eugh I know, back
so soon you ask?
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Well I know you're waiting
for your family to arrive
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so I wanted to invite
you over to a party
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that Christina here
is having tonight.
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- Yeah my son Max's graduation.
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We're barbecuing so
there'll be lots of alcohol
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and obnoxious teenagers.
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- Hi I'm Katie.
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It's nice to have some
new blood on the block.
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These bitches are a handful.
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- Katie!
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- Hi I'm Mary.
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00:14:02,014 --> 00:14:04,181
- Oh I already told
them all about you.
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You shouldn't be cooped
up here all by yourself,
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come to the party, it'll be fun.
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I mean when was the last time
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you didn't have
your kids around?
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- 12 years.
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- Oh honey.
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You've been a mom since you
were a baby, you poor thing.
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- Yeah I had my
son really young,
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but I wouldn't change it
for anything you know?
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- Of course you wouldn't.
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Don't pay any
attention to Katie,
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she has foot and mouth disease.
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- Oh please.
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- Come on we wanna
show our new neighbor
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a little hospitality.
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- I don't know.
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- You don't even have furniture.
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Why don't you let
us cook for you?
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I bet you don't have
any food in the house.
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- Okay.
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- Okay!
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236, wild Berry Lane, 6pm.
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- Okay.
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- Great.
- It'll be fun, you'll see.
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- I'll fill you in on all
the neighborhood gossip.
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- You'll have fun I promise.
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- 'Scuse me.
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- Yeah?
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- I'm all done.
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You wanna check that everything
is where you want it?
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- Sure.
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- That okay?
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I didn't know where
your TV was going.
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- It's fine.
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We can always move it.
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Okay?
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- Your bed's in your room
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if you wanna look at that.
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- No.
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- Are you sure?
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- I think we're all set.
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I'm gonna be late for something.
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Okay thanks of your help.
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- Are you staying
here all alone?
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- What?
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- Pretty lady all
by her lonesome.
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- No.
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My husband is on his way.
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- Just showing some concern.
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- Not that it's any
of your business.
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Thanks you should go.
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- Let's get outta here.
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- Hey.
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Is this the, graduation party?
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- Yeah.
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Mine.
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- Oh,
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congratulations.
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- Thanks.
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00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,142
- Um.
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What's your name again?
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- Max.
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Uh, who are you?
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- Mary.
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I'm your new neighbor,
your mom invited me.
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- Well okay.
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Alright then.
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00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:47,197
- Where you guys going
if this is your party?
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- You really wanna know?
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- Yeah.
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- Smoke a doo.
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You like to get high Mary?
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- Yeah sometimes.
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00:19:03,348 --> 00:19:06,183
- You wanna get high right now?
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00:19:07,819 --> 00:19:10,154
- Yeah, yeah I do.
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- Really?
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00:19:10,956 --> 00:19:12,823
- Yeah why not.
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I mean just don't tell your mom.
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- My mom's drug of choice is
Vicodin so, you're okay there.
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00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:23,834
- Well, I don't
really touch pills.
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- I can't believe she's
really doing this.
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- I know.
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- Here.
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- Who's house is this?
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- It's the Worcer's house.
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Don't worry they're
at the party.
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- So where do you
guys go to school?
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- St. Ignatius.
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- Central.
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- Oh my god I went to
central, that's awesome.
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How is it?
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- It's okay.
252
00:20:23,228 --> 00:20:24,528
- Can I have a sip
of your beer please?
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Thank you.
254
00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:37,007
No thank you, I think I've
had enough for one night.
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I don't know how I'm gonna be
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in the social setting right now.
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- I wouldn't worry too bad,
they've been drinking all night,
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I don't think
they're gonna notice.
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- You so do not seem
like a grown up.
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- Tracy that is the nicest thing
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anybody has ever said to me.
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00:20:54,927 --> 00:20:57,928
Hey do you have Mr
Stevens for English?
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- Yeah I do.
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- Will you tell him
that Mary marsh says hi?
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He was my favorite.
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- Okay.
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00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:10,207
- Alright I'm gonna go be
neighborly now, wish me luck!
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Hey not a word of
this to anyone please
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cause I'm a mom.
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- Okay.
271
00:21:15,814 --> 00:21:17,614
- See you later, mom.
272
00:21:23,421 --> 00:21:24,421
She's cool.
273
00:21:25,657 --> 00:21:27,024
- A little bit.
274
00:22:07,465 --> 00:22:08,832
- Mary!
275
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:12,769
- Oh Mary darling, we're so
happy you could come, welcome.
276
00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:15,806
- My pleasure.
277
00:22:15,808 --> 00:22:18,675
- Did you happen to see
my son Max round here?
278
00:22:18,677 --> 00:22:21,511
About 18, thinks he's the shit.
279
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,848
- Uh, no no I haven't seen him.
280
00:22:26,284 --> 00:22:28,552
- Oh well my husband just
went looking for him.
281
00:22:28,554 --> 00:22:31,355
We wanna cut the cake.
282
00:22:31,357 --> 00:22:33,523
- You clean up nice.
283
00:22:33,525 --> 00:22:34,725
- Oh, thanks.
284
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:39,796
- No Mary what can
I get you to drink?
285
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,667
- Whatever's easy.
286
00:22:43,669 --> 00:22:47,604
- No no no, what's your drink
dear, whatever you want.
287
00:22:50,508 --> 00:22:52,409
- Vodka tonic.
288
00:22:52,411 --> 00:22:53,710
- Great.
289
00:22:53,712 --> 00:22:57,414
Come come, I wanna introduce
you to some people.
290
00:23:07,692 --> 00:23:08,692
- Max.
291
00:23:12,497 --> 00:23:13,497
Max?
292
00:23:14,532 --> 00:23:16,666
Come on we're gonna do the cake.
293
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:18,835
- Dude, you should go.
294
00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:20,237
- Max!
295
00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:26,343
- Aren't you gonna come with me?
296
00:23:26,345 --> 00:23:29,012
- Hell no, I'm too
high for that shit.
297
00:23:29,014 --> 00:23:31,214
I'm just gonna finish my beer.
298
00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:33,984
- Well suit
yourself, I gotta go.
299
00:23:38,356 --> 00:23:41,758
- Max, come on we're
gonna do the cake.
300
00:23:43,694 --> 00:23:44,694
Max.
301
00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:50,534
- Coming dad, coming.
302
00:23:50,536 --> 00:23:51,868
- Where were you?
303
00:23:56,441 --> 00:23:58,041
- Lookin' for Tracy.
304
00:23:58,043 --> 00:23:59,609
- Did you find her?
305
00:24:00,945 --> 00:24:01,945
- Nope.
306
00:24:03,714 --> 00:24:05,282
- Come on graduate.
307
00:24:05,284 --> 00:24:06,284
- No.
308
00:24:07,285 --> 00:24:08,585
None of that "come
on graduate" stuff.
309
00:24:08,587 --> 00:24:11,455
No dad no, not around mom.
310
00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:12,956
You know how she gets okay?
311
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:16,126
Just play it cool,
just play it cool.
312
00:24:22,568 --> 00:24:24,835
- Hey, hey!
313
00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,603
Wait wait wait.
314
00:24:26,605 --> 00:24:27,605
Hey wait!
315
00:24:41,686 --> 00:24:43,987
- Good evening young lady.
316
00:24:45,022 --> 00:24:46,323
What'll it be?
317
00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:49,493
- Um, what do you have?
318
00:24:50,795 --> 00:24:53,430
- Oh we've got it all.
319
00:24:53,432 --> 00:24:56,633
- Do you have
nestle French bars?
320
00:24:56,635 --> 00:24:58,468
- I'm afraid not.
321
00:24:58,470 --> 00:24:59,603
I'm a purest.
322
00:25:00,505 --> 00:25:02,906
Just regular old ice cream.
323
00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:06,009
Cups, cones and shakes.
324
00:25:07,545 --> 00:25:10,213
No store bought
confections here.
325
00:25:10,215 --> 00:25:11,681
- Wow really?
326
00:25:11,683 --> 00:25:13,750
- This is the real deal.
327
00:25:25,530 --> 00:25:26,630
So.
328
00:25:27,465 --> 00:25:28,532
What flavor?
329
00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:32,802
- Uh I don't know.
330
00:25:32,804 --> 00:25:34,504
I usually just get the bars,
331
00:25:34,506 --> 00:25:37,541
I'm not really an
ice cream person.
332
00:25:37,543 --> 00:25:41,545
- Well, today's you're
lucky day then isn't it?
333
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,482
Time to try something new.
334
00:25:45,484 --> 00:25:47,117
- Can I take a look?
335
00:25:49,086 --> 00:25:50,487
- Sure.
336
00:25:50,489 --> 00:25:51,489
Come on up.
337
00:26:01,532 --> 00:26:03,600
- Rum raisin's my favorite.
338
00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:05,535
- Ew what is that?
339
00:26:05,537 --> 00:26:08,705
- It's probably more of
an old fashioned flavor.
340
00:26:08,707 --> 00:26:12,275
But then again I am
an old fashioned guy.
341
00:26:17,181 --> 00:26:19,749
- Oh what's this one?
342
00:26:19,751 --> 00:26:21,952
- That's rainbow sherbet.
343
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,287
- Yum.
344
00:26:26,924 --> 00:26:29,759
- There are a lot of choices.
345
00:26:29,761 --> 00:26:32,762
- Oh this
one looks good.
346
00:26:37,369 --> 00:26:38,768
- Does it?
347
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:40,604
- What are you doing?
348
00:26:40,606 --> 00:26:43,607
- Just giving you the
personal experience.
349
00:26:43,609 --> 00:26:46,743
- Yeah, no thanks I
think I'll just go.
350
00:26:46,745 --> 00:26:50,013
- But you haven't
picked a flavor yet?
351
00:26:51,248 --> 00:26:52,649
- Let me out.
352
00:26:52,651 --> 00:26:54,317
- What I should
just walk you out?
353
00:26:54,319 --> 00:26:56,019
- Let me out!
354
00:29:32,443 --> 00:29:33,443
- Yay!
355
00:29:35,446 --> 00:29:37,380
Divine, got them all.
356
00:29:37,382 --> 00:29:38,782
- Thanks mom.
357
00:29:38,784 --> 00:29:40,817
- Um guys come on, come on.
358
00:29:40,819 --> 00:29:42,085
It's chocolate.
359
00:29:42,087 --> 00:29:43,052
- You need
to have this right?
360
00:29:43,054 --> 00:29:44,954
- Yeah yeah.
- On your own?
361
00:29:54,732 --> 00:29:55,899
- Havin' fun?
362
00:29:57,268 --> 00:29:58,268
- Yeah.
363
00:29:59,303 --> 00:30:01,805
- This isn't quite
your scene is it?
364
00:30:01,807 --> 00:30:03,006
- Sure it is.
365
00:30:03,841 --> 00:30:05,708
Just takin' it all in.
366
00:30:07,778 --> 00:30:09,846
- You miss your husband?
367
00:30:10,948 --> 00:30:11,948
- Yeah.
368
00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:16,953
- Well if you ever had
the desire to cheat
369
00:30:16,955 --> 00:30:19,722
now would be the time to do it.
370
00:30:24,628 --> 00:30:27,063
I have a really good vibrator.
371
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,869
- Well if you'll
excuse me I have to go
372
00:30:32,871 --> 00:30:34,037
find my kids.
373
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:03,466
- Hey mom.
374
00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:06,336
How's it going?
375
00:31:07,973 --> 00:31:09,272
- Oh it is going.
376
00:31:10,841 --> 00:31:11,841
- Suburbs.
377
00:31:12,810 --> 00:31:13,910
Weird huh?
378
00:31:15,212 --> 00:31:17,480
- Yeah, I forgot how much.
379
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,284
- It's like a big bubble.
380
00:31:24,054 --> 00:31:28,057
- A bubble that means
well, but still a bubble.
381
00:31:29,193 --> 00:31:31,861
- I can't wait to
get outta here.
382
00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:34,831
- Don't be in too
much of a rush.
383
00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:38,868
Crazy resides everywhere.
384
00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:40,069
- Yeah right.
385
00:31:43,374 --> 00:31:45,008
- Where are you going to school?
386
00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:46,109
- State.
387
00:31:47,111 --> 00:31:50,680
- Another bubble,
a bigger bubble.
388
00:31:50,682 --> 00:31:53,316
- Bigger is always better right?
389
00:31:55,452 --> 00:31:58,955
- Not always but
you'll figure that out.
390
00:32:01,358 --> 00:32:02,358
- Yeah?
391
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,828
- Not at first but you will.
392
00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:12,068
- Hey have you seen Tracy?
393
00:32:12,070 --> 00:32:13,070
- No.
394
00:32:15,639 --> 00:32:17,573
Not since the best
part of my night.
395
00:32:20,712 --> 00:32:22,345
- Come on over here.
396
00:32:23,747 --> 00:32:24,747
- My uncle.
397
00:32:25,582 --> 00:32:27,784
- He looks like an uncle.
398
00:32:29,787 --> 00:32:31,854
- Well, to be continued.
399
00:32:35,159 --> 00:32:39,462
Come on uncle west let's
get you a nice tall water.
400
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,500
- So,
401
00:32:45,803 --> 00:32:48,137
what's your name pretty lady?
402
00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:51,774
- Mary.
403
00:32:53,911 --> 00:32:54,911
- Mary.
404
00:32:55,913 --> 00:32:59,082
So where you been
all my life Mary?
405
00:32:59,084 --> 00:33:02,151
- Living in Seattle
with my husband.
406
00:33:04,922 --> 00:33:08,658
- Well now that is
a shame, cause uh.
407
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:09,726
- 'Scuse me.
408
00:33:12,296 --> 00:33:13,997
- Whatever.
409
00:33:13,999 --> 00:33:15,932
- Hey, where you goin'?
410
00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:21,037
- I've had enough for one night.
411
00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:22,039
- Oh.
412
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:23,940
Okay.
413
00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:29,045
- Maybe we can talk about the
meaning of life another time.
414
00:33:29,047 --> 00:33:33,049
- Well if you want
anymore, you know,
415
00:33:33,051 --> 00:33:35,985
just tell me mom you
want yard work done.
416
00:33:35,987 --> 00:33:37,754
She'll let me know.
417
00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:41,357
- You're a grass worker.
418
00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:45,261
- Yeah I guess, I guess I am.
419
00:33:47,564 --> 00:33:49,132
See you later Mary.
420
00:34:45,055 --> 00:34:48,524
- I could've sworn I
left that light on.
421
00:38:54,771 --> 00:38:56,405
- Good morning Mary.
422
00:38:59,309 --> 00:39:00,776
You're a runner?
423
00:39:04,181 --> 00:39:05,681
- More or less.
424
00:39:05,683 --> 00:39:08,384
- Oh how do you find the time?
425
00:39:09,986 --> 00:39:13,189
- Well my family's
across the country
426
00:39:13,191 --> 00:39:16,692
so you can find time
for lots of things.
427
00:39:16,694 --> 00:39:18,627
- Ah, so it would seem.
428
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:25,201
- Oh you know I
found this hairpin
429
00:39:25,203 --> 00:39:26,469
on the ground over there.
430
00:39:26,471 --> 00:39:29,872
I think it's um, is it Tracy's?
431
00:39:29,874 --> 00:39:31,006
Max's girlfriend?
432
00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:33,642
- Why do you think it's Tracy's?
433
00:39:35,879 --> 00:39:39,582
- I remember her wearing it
the other night at the party.
434
00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:42,785
I dunno I just
remember those things.
435
00:39:45,522 --> 00:39:47,890
Okay, uh yeah well hey.
436
00:39:47,892 --> 00:39:49,558
If you see her.
437
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,695
Ask he if she lost a hairpin?
438
00:39:52,697 --> 00:39:53,763
- Okay sure.
439
00:39:54,831 --> 00:39:57,733
How are things
going in the house?
440
00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:58,735
- Oh,
441
00:39:59,703 --> 00:40:01,437
good, good.
442
00:40:01,439 --> 00:40:03,906
You know, I drove down
with all these boxes
443
00:40:03,908 --> 00:40:07,343
to set everything up for the
kids before they got here but.
444
00:40:07,345 --> 00:40:08,844
- You drove, alone?
445
00:40:11,348 --> 00:40:12,348
- Yeah.
446
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:14,350
- Weren't you afraid?
447
00:40:15,419 --> 00:40:16,419
- No.
448
00:40:19,189 --> 00:40:21,157
I uh, I was looking for
449
00:40:23,026 --> 00:40:24,627
writing inspiration
450
00:40:24,629 --> 00:40:27,696
and I was listening to
these great podcasts.
451
00:40:27,698 --> 00:40:31,667
- Well I hope you were
carrying a gun at least.
452
00:40:34,471 --> 00:40:37,206
- No, I don't own a gun.
453
00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:39,542
- Well you need to go get one.
454
00:40:39,544 --> 00:40:43,179
There's a lot of crazies
out there you know?
455
00:40:44,381 --> 00:40:46,115
- Yes, yes there are.
456
00:40:47,484 --> 00:40:48,617
Mhm.
457
00:40:51,888 --> 00:40:55,891
Uh anyway, I can't wait
for the cable company
458
00:40:55,893 --> 00:40:57,593
to come and hook everything up
459
00:40:57,595 --> 00:41:00,563
because I'm losing
my mind in there.
460
00:41:00,565 --> 00:41:01,464
- Yeah.
461
00:41:01,466 --> 00:41:02,798
- And the yard's a total mess.
462
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,166
- Well we know.
463
00:41:05,268 --> 00:41:08,003
- Wait, Max does
yard work right?
464
00:41:11,475 --> 00:41:12,641
- Yeah he does.
465
00:41:18,014 --> 00:41:22,184
- No really I need somebody
to clean up the yard.
466
00:41:23,453 --> 00:41:25,921
So how would I book him?
467
00:41:25,923 --> 00:41:28,858
- I'll just have him
and his friends come by.
468
00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:30,793
- Oh great, thank you.
469
00:41:30,795 --> 00:41:35,331
I'm just so fuckin'
tired of doin' yard work.
470
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,565
Sorry, uh sorry.
471
00:41:38,201 --> 00:41:40,035
- 'Kay, well I gotta run,
472
00:41:40,037 --> 00:41:42,271
gotta go get carpool started so.
473
00:41:42,273 --> 00:41:43,506
- See you later.
474
00:43:18,134 --> 00:43:20,703
What is it about the suburbs?
475
00:43:22,272 --> 00:43:23,639
Hi Jessica.
476
00:43:23,641 --> 00:43:25,307
How are you doing this morning?
477
00:43:25,309 --> 00:43:26,875
- Oh just fine.
478
00:43:26,877 --> 00:43:29,011
Your husband coming soon?
479
00:43:30,146 --> 00:43:31,614
- Not soon enough.
480
00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:36,852
Still two more days for
me to get into trouble.
481
00:43:47,397 --> 00:43:48,397
- Hi Mary.
482
00:43:49,933 --> 00:43:52,501
I heard you needed yard work.
483
00:43:53,903 --> 00:43:55,304
- Yes, yes I do.
484
00:43:59,075 --> 00:44:00,576
Oh no.
485
00:44:00,578 --> 00:44:03,178
I actually do need yard work.
486
00:44:04,681 --> 00:44:05,748
- Oh, sorry.
487
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:08,684
- No it's okay.
488
00:44:08,686 --> 00:44:10,219
I'll take that too.
489
00:44:11,955 --> 00:44:13,522
- This is Nick and Joe.
490
00:44:13,524 --> 00:44:14,524
- Hey guys.
491
00:44:17,027 --> 00:44:19,194
- So what did you need done?
492
00:44:22,532 --> 00:44:23,699
- I don't know.
493
00:44:28,204 --> 00:44:31,407
Just the front yard
cleaned up a bit.
494
00:44:32,776 --> 00:44:34,410
Lets go take a look.
495
00:44:39,049 --> 00:44:41,016
Yeah it's not too bad.
496
00:44:41,018 --> 00:44:43,619
There's barely any lawn.
497
00:44:43,621 --> 00:44:45,988
I can go check the backyard
498
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:48,323
and see if there are
any weeds to pull.
499
00:44:48,325 --> 00:44:50,626
- That's easy enough.
500
00:44:50,628 --> 00:44:52,061
- How much do you guys charge?
501
00:44:52,063 --> 00:44:53,862
- 100 bucks.
502
00:44:53,864 --> 00:44:57,166
- Hey we'll throw in a
little Greens for the deal.
503
00:44:57,168 --> 00:44:59,702
- Alright cool, sounds perfect.
504
00:45:02,372 --> 00:45:03,372
So um,
505
00:45:04,741 --> 00:45:05,808
how's Tracy?
506
00:45:08,044 --> 00:45:09,445
- I don't know.
507
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:12,715
I haven't heard from her.
508
00:45:12,717 --> 00:45:14,316
She's probably just mad at me.
509
00:45:14,318 --> 00:45:15,084
- Really?
510
00:45:15,086 --> 00:45:16,752
Why?
511
00:45:16,754 --> 00:45:19,822
- Well she won't text me
back, she bailed on my party.
512
00:45:19,824 --> 00:45:23,058
- Does she have a
reason to be mad at you?
513
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:25,828
- Eugh, yeah probably.
514
00:45:25,830 --> 00:45:27,996
- He told her he wants
to be single in college.
515
00:45:27,998 --> 00:45:29,164
- I'm just bein' honest.
516
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:31,266
- Yep well there you go.
517
00:45:31,268 --> 00:45:32,868
Uh let me think,
518
00:45:32,870 --> 00:45:36,271
what else can I have you guys
do while you're here, um.
519
00:45:36,273 --> 00:45:38,107
Do you guys clean pools?
520
00:45:38,109 --> 00:45:41,777
Just kidding, alright
let me check the back.
521
00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:48,851
- Not feelin' it today boys?
522
00:45:48,853 --> 00:45:50,853
- It's too fuckin'
hot for this shit man.
523
00:45:50,855 --> 00:45:53,122
- It's called summer.
524
00:45:53,124 --> 00:45:55,791
- Just got a text from
brie, I'm outta here.
525
00:45:55,793 --> 00:45:57,059
- What?
526
00:45:57,061 --> 00:45:59,561
- Just take my cut of the money.
527
00:45:59,563 --> 00:46:01,563
- Yeah but that's twice as
much work for both of us.
528
00:46:01,565 --> 00:46:03,732
- Gotta get some
ass, later dudes.
529
00:46:03,734 --> 00:46:04,767
- Oh thanks a lot.
530
00:46:04,769 --> 00:46:06,635
- Nick, c'mon.
- Sorry.
531
00:46:07,470 --> 00:46:08,904
- Where's he goin'?
532
00:46:08,906 --> 00:46:13,142
- What do you call the
opposite of a gentlemen caller?
533
00:46:13,144 --> 00:46:14,144
- Oh.
534
00:47:03,993 --> 00:47:06,495
- Hello there young fellow.
535
00:47:06,497 --> 00:47:08,764
- Are you kidding me?
536
00:47:08,766 --> 00:47:11,033
- Am I kidding you about what?
537
00:47:11,035 --> 00:47:12,734
- Uh, your shtick.
538
00:47:14,971 --> 00:47:18,941
- You know, some things
in this life are sacred
539
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:23,579
the ice cream truck
being one of them.
540
00:47:25,281 --> 00:47:29,551
Is it so wrong to make it more
special for the little kids?
541
00:47:30,954 --> 00:47:34,156
- So what you're
always in character?
542
00:47:34,158 --> 00:47:36,725
- I guess you could say that.
543
00:47:38,127 --> 00:47:40,596
So, what'll it be my friend?
544
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:44,900
Come on up,
545
00:47:45,869 --> 00:47:48,537
that's where all my coolers are.
546
00:47:52,475 --> 00:47:53,542
What flavor?
547
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,989
Might I suggest
pralines and cream?
548
00:48:09,659 --> 00:48:12,294
- Uh two chocolate cones please.
549
00:48:13,429 --> 00:48:16,265
- Well doesn't that
sounds delicious.
550
00:48:17,433 --> 00:48:20,168
- A traditionalist I see.
551
00:48:20,170 --> 00:48:21,637
- Yeah whatever.
552
00:49:00,276 --> 00:49:01,276
Oh yeah.
553
00:49:02,278 --> 00:49:03,278
Thanks.
554
00:49:04,414 --> 00:49:05,714
- Don't you want your change?
555
00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:07,482
- You keep it.
556
00:49:23,099 --> 00:49:24,232
- For me?
557
00:49:24,234 --> 00:49:25,701
That's so sweet.
558
00:49:36,112 --> 00:49:36,979
- Oh here.
559
00:49:36,981 --> 00:49:38,680
- Thanks baby.
560
00:49:38,682 --> 00:49:40,849
My parents won't be
back until Monday.
561
00:49:40,851 --> 00:49:42,451
Should just say you're
staying at Max's.
562
00:49:42,453 --> 00:49:43,453
- Okay.
563
00:49:46,089 --> 00:49:48,590
God what are you
trying to do to me?
564
00:49:48,592 --> 00:49:49,424
- Nothing.
565
00:49:49,426 --> 00:49:50,492
- Uh.
566
00:49:54,698 --> 00:49:56,164
Who's coming over?
567
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,166
- Nobody.
568
00:49:58,134 --> 00:49:59,601
- You sure?
569
00:49:59,603 --> 00:50:01,837
- Yeah, will you
answer the door?
570
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:03,805
- No way I've got a huge boner.
571
00:50:03,807 --> 00:50:04,807
- Uh fine.
572
00:50:13,716 --> 00:50:15,250
- Hello young lady.
573
00:50:18,221 --> 00:50:21,590
Would you mind if I
used your bathroom?
574
00:50:22,658 --> 00:50:23,658
- What?
575
00:50:25,128 --> 00:50:27,896
- I don't have one
on the truck you see.
576
00:50:27,898 --> 00:50:29,064
- I don't think so.
577
00:50:29,066 --> 00:50:30,066
I don't know you.
578
00:50:32,236 --> 00:50:34,169
- Fuck, let go of her.
579
00:53:24,173 --> 00:53:25,840
- Are you guys done?
580
00:53:25,842 --> 00:53:26,842
- Yeah.
581
00:53:29,212 --> 00:53:31,146
- Here I wrote you a check
582
00:53:31,148 --> 00:53:33,348
it's um, made out to cash.
583
00:53:33,350 --> 00:53:34,350
- Okay great.
584
00:53:36,586 --> 00:53:38,253
- Thanks again guys.
585
00:53:42,825 --> 00:53:43,825
Hi Jessica.
586
00:53:47,363 --> 00:53:49,631
- She is such a nosy fuck.
587
00:53:51,701 --> 00:53:52,701
- Yes.
588
00:53:54,170 --> 00:53:56,671
Okay I'll see you guys later.
589
00:54:52,662 --> 00:54:53,662
- Hi.
- Hey.
590
00:54:56,165 --> 00:54:57,165
- Great.
591
00:55:05,741 --> 00:55:07,409
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
592
00:55:25,361 --> 00:55:26,928
- It's you.
593
00:55:26,930 --> 00:55:27,930
- Hi.
594
00:55:29,665 --> 00:55:31,933
- What are you doing here?
595
00:55:33,135 --> 00:55:36,237
- Thought you might
be bored, or lonely.
596
00:55:38,941 --> 00:55:40,208
Can I come in?
597
00:55:44,948 --> 00:55:48,216
I forgot to give you
your pot earlier.
598
00:55:59,895 --> 00:56:00,895
- Okay.
599
00:56:03,499 --> 00:56:04,733
Come in.
600
00:56:04,735 --> 00:56:05,735
- Okay.
601
00:56:16,078 --> 00:56:17,879
- Have a seat.
602
00:56:17,881 --> 00:56:19,948
Can I get you something?
603
00:56:20,916 --> 00:56:22,550
- What have you got?
604
00:56:22,552 --> 00:56:23,818
- Beer, vodka.
605
00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:27,021
Wait a second, I can't
give you any of that.
606
00:56:27,023 --> 00:56:31,860
- Oh come on spare me, like you
didn't drink in high school?
607
00:56:31,862 --> 00:56:33,561
- Of course I did.
608
00:56:34,530 --> 00:56:35,930
Being around you guys,
609
00:56:35,932 --> 00:56:40,435
it's like a constant reminder
of my high school days.
610
00:56:40,437 --> 00:56:42,537
- I bet you were cute.
611
00:56:42,539 --> 00:56:45,774
- Stop it, I am not
giving you alcohol.
612
00:56:45,776 --> 00:56:47,842
- Suit yourself mom.
613
00:56:47,844 --> 00:56:51,312
You know technically
I'm in college now.
614
00:56:52,681 --> 00:56:55,583
- How about we just
smoke some pot.
615
00:57:01,424 --> 00:57:03,291
And then I have to go.
616
00:57:09,031 --> 00:57:10,365
- Go where?
617
00:57:10,367 --> 00:57:14,436
- Go be an adult without
a teenager in my house.
618
00:57:26,248 --> 00:57:29,150
- Where's the
rest of your furniture?
619
00:57:29,152 --> 00:57:30,452
- Movers.
620
00:57:30,454 --> 00:57:32,654
And I got some new stuff.
621
00:57:34,089 --> 00:57:35,490
Change is good.
622
00:58:03,586 --> 00:58:07,288
- You should sit on
the couch closer to me.
623
00:58:07,290 --> 00:58:09,257
- I'm cool here thanks.
624
00:58:29,945 --> 00:58:30,945
Sorry.
625
00:58:31,714 --> 00:58:33,681
- It's all good.
626
00:58:33,683 --> 00:58:34,683
Oh hey.
627
00:58:38,687 --> 00:58:39,654
It's for you.
628
00:58:39,656 --> 00:58:42,023
- Ah thanks, it's exciting.
629
00:58:55,705 --> 00:58:57,472
- I love this song.
630
00:58:59,675 --> 00:59:03,444
- The only music I hear
these days is Disney.
631
00:59:13,656 --> 00:59:16,691
- Come on Mary, be
young, dance with me.
632
00:59:16,693 --> 00:59:18,326
- Be young?
633
00:59:18,328 --> 00:59:21,529
- I really didn't
mean it like that.
634
00:59:21,531 --> 00:59:24,198
Come on you're cool and hotter
635
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,634
than most of the girls my age.
636
00:59:28,671 --> 00:59:29,671
- You're bad.
637
00:59:33,108 --> 00:59:34,108
- Am I?
638
00:59:38,681 --> 00:59:39,681
Come on Mary.
639
00:59:49,425 --> 00:59:51,359
- Oh okay, yep.
640
00:59:51,361 --> 00:59:54,562
You are too young to know
how to dance like this.
641
00:59:54,564 --> 00:59:55,563
- No I'm not,
642
00:59:55,565 --> 00:59:58,299
I was raised on
dancing with the stars.
643
00:59:58,301 --> 00:59:59,767
- Don't remind me.
644
01:00:02,204 --> 01:00:05,340
Okay it's time for
you to go trouble.
645
01:00:07,309 --> 01:00:09,611
- Trouble is relative.
646
01:00:09,613 --> 01:00:12,780
- I'm not even gonna
respond to that.
647
01:00:16,285 --> 01:00:18,686
- Mary Mary quite contrary.
648
01:00:21,123 --> 01:00:25,126
- Goodbye my friend,
maybe in another lifetime.
649
01:01:01,997 --> 01:01:02,930
What?
650
01:01:02,932 --> 01:01:05,199
- I don't have your number.
651
01:01:06,669 --> 01:01:08,636
- Why do you need my number?
652
01:01:08,638 --> 01:01:10,004
- Just in case.
653
01:01:11,674 --> 01:01:13,374
- Just in case what?
654
01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:15,309
- Look you could have mine too,
655
01:01:15,311 --> 01:01:17,645
you know, if you need yard work.
656
01:01:19,149 --> 01:01:20,682
- No.
657
01:01:20,684 --> 01:01:22,016
- Hey.
658
01:01:22,018 --> 01:01:25,887
I can call and text first,
or I can just show up.
659
01:01:32,194 --> 01:01:33,194
- 206
660
01:01:35,330 --> 01:01:36,330
953
661
01:01:37,199 --> 01:01:38,199
8471.
662
01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:42,303
- Well that is a shitty number.
663
01:01:42,305 --> 01:01:43,071
Couldn't you have
got some repetition?
664
01:01:43,073 --> 01:01:44,672
- Bye, bye Max.
665
01:01:44,674 --> 01:01:46,207
- Hey I'll text you
so you have mine.
666
01:01:46,209 --> 01:01:47,209
- Cool.
667
01:02:51,306 --> 01:02:52,306
Max?
668
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,866
- Mommy!
669
01:03:19,735 --> 01:03:21,335
- Hi baby.
670
01:03:21,337 --> 01:03:23,805
- I can't
wait to see you.
671
01:03:23,807 --> 01:03:25,406
- Awh.
672
01:03:25,408 --> 01:03:26,574
One more day.
673
01:03:27,309 --> 01:03:29,343
I'll see you tomorrow.
674
01:03:29,345 --> 01:03:32,947
- I'll go
give you 100 kisses.
675
01:03:32,949 --> 01:03:35,583
- I'm gonna give you 101 kisses.
676
01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:39,921
When do you guys land again?
677
01:03:39,923 --> 01:03:42,323
- 2:35, you
don't have to pick us up
678
01:03:42,325 --> 01:03:44,425
from the airport,
I'll get a car.
679
01:03:44,427 --> 01:03:47,361
- Okay, I'll be here waiting.
680
01:03:47,363 --> 01:03:50,932
I'm so excited, I
miss you guys so much.
681
01:03:50,934 --> 01:03:53,968
- Us too, I can't wait
682
01:03:53,970 --> 01:03:56,871
until we're all together again.
683
01:03:56,873 --> 01:03:57,873
- Okay.
684
01:03:58,941 --> 01:04:02,176
I'll talk to you later, call
me if you need anything.
685
01:04:02,178 --> 01:04:03,778
- Will do, bye.
686
01:04:03,780 --> 01:04:04,879
- Bye.
687
01:09:50,325 --> 01:09:51,759
- Why hello there.
688
01:09:55,297 --> 01:09:56,397
- Hi.
689
01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:01,702
- Would the two of you like
something this fine evening?
690
01:10:03,672 --> 01:10:05,372
- No thanks.
691
01:10:05,374 --> 01:10:06,374
- You sure?
692
01:10:11,046 --> 01:10:12,479
How 'bout a shake?
693
01:10:15,383 --> 01:10:16,383
- Um,
694
01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:18,552
sure.
695
01:10:21,089 --> 01:10:22,389
- What flavor?
696
01:10:23,992 --> 01:10:24,992
No, wait.
697
01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:27,895
Lemme guess,
698
01:10:29,064 --> 01:10:30,064
vanilla.
699
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:34,301
You look like a
vanilla kinda gal.
700
01:10:36,371 --> 01:10:40,407
Although, tonight, you look
like you might want something
701
01:10:41,676 --> 01:10:43,611
a little more decadent.
702
01:10:49,384 --> 01:10:50,384
Am I wrong?
703
01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:54,355
Vanilla's fine thank you.
704
01:10:56,191 --> 01:10:57,458
- Okay, super.
705
01:11:06,901 --> 01:11:08,969
How about you young man?
706
01:11:09,938 --> 01:11:12,406
You wanna taste something sweet?
707
01:11:12,408 --> 01:11:14,275
- Nah I'm cool thanks.
708
01:11:15,644 --> 01:11:17,211
- I can see that.
709
01:11:29,391 --> 01:11:31,258
- You look really good tonight.
710
01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:32,260
- Shh.
711
01:11:57,786 --> 01:12:00,421
- You kids be good now you hear?
712
01:12:17,839 --> 01:12:21,508
- Come on, let' go
this way to the park.
713
01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:55,309
I'm really glad you
came here tonight.
714
01:13:21,236 --> 01:13:22,469
How's the shake?
715
01:13:27,509 --> 01:13:28,575
- It's good.
716
01:13:31,246 --> 01:13:32,780
- Can I have a sip?
717
01:13:36,384 --> 01:13:38,085
- You can kill it.
718
01:15:27,562 --> 01:15:29,129
- That was awesome.
719
01:15:48,883 --> 01:15:50,551
- Did you hear that?
720
01:15:56,591 --> 01:15:57,724
- Yeah.
721
01:15:57,726 --> 01:15:58,992
- What was it?
722
01:16:02,564 --> 01:16:05,165
- I don't know, relax.
723
01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:08,435
Probably just a
squirrel or something.
724
01:16:14,842 --> 01:16:16,710
Hey hey, hey.
725
01:16:16,712 --> 01:16:18,845
- We can't do this again.
726
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:26,720
- Why not?
727
01:16:28,590 --> 01:16:32,125
- Because I'm old enough
to be your mother.
728
01:16:33,561 --> 01:16:35,228
- Not really.
729
01:16:35,230 --> 01:16:36,663
- And I'm married.
730
01:16:40,068 --> 01:16:42,135
- You are so sexy.
731
01:16:45,573 --> 01:16:46,940
- If I were 18.
732
01:16:49,644 --> 01:16:50,711
But I'm not.
733
01:16:53,214 --> 01:16:54,781
Life is complicated.
734
01:16:56,250 --> 01:17:00,487
- Can I at least still see you
when your family gets here.
735
01:17:04,926 --> 01:17:07,694
- I don't think
it's a good idea.
736
01:17:20,108 --> 01:17:21,108
I'm sorry.
737
01:17:25,513 --> 01:17:26,680
- Are you okay?
738
01:17:35,823 --> 01:17:38,592
- You made me feel young again.
739
01:17:48,771 --> 01:17:50,237
- What the fuck?
740
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,774
- What is he doing?
741
01:17:53,776 --> 01:17:55,042
- I don't know.
742
01:17:55,044 --> 01:17:57,611
Let's get the fuck outta
here though Mary come on, go.
743
01:17:59,948 --> 01:18:01,014
Go just run!
744
01:18:08,389 --> 01:18:11,758
Mary go keep running,
I'll draw him away.
745
01:18:25,206 --> 01:18:26,707
- Max!
746
01:18:26,709 --> 01:18:28,575
- Argh!
747
01:18:28,577 --> 01:18:29,577
- Max!
748
01:18:36,017 --> 01:18:37,084
- No.
749
01:18:37,086 --> 01:18:39,920
- No!
750
01:20:28,095 --> 01:20:29,095
Fucker!
751
01:20:36,537 --> 01:20:37,604
- You whore.
752
01:22:52,907 --> 01:22:54,574
- Hey buddy.
753
01:22:54,576 --> 01:22:56,476
- Thanks, come here.
754
01:22:56,478 --> 01:22:58,812
- Hi mom, miss us much?
755
01:22:58,814 --> 01:22:59,814
- Yes.
756
01:23:01,983 --> 01:23:03,516
- Hi.
- Hi.
757
01:23:03,518 --> 01:23:05,018
- Here we go.
758
01:23:08,090 --> 01:23:09,090
- Hi.
759
01:23:09,991 --> 01:23:12,325
- Thanks.
- My pleasure.
760
01:23:12,327 --> 01:23:14,995
- Looks like you've been missed.
761
01:23:16,130 --> 01:23:17,797
- Hi.
762
01:23:17,799 --> 01:23:19,132
- When are the movers coming
with the rest of our stuff?
763
01:23:19,134 --> 01:23:22,836
- Uh Monday I think, let's
get the rest of this weekend.
764
01:23:22,838 --> 01:23:23,770
Come here.
765
01:23:23,772 --> 01:23:24,772
Thank you!
766
01:23:26,140 --> 01:23:27,140
- Hi.
- Hi.
767
01:23:31,979 --> 01:23:35,482
- Hi, see your family
finally made it.
768
01:23:35,484 --> 01:23:37,017
- Yup they did.
769
01:23:37,019 --> 01:23:38,985
- That's good.
770
01:23:38,987 --> 01:23:40,353
- This is Steve.
771
01:23:40,355 --> 01:23:41,454
- Nice to meet you.
772
01:23:41,456 --> 01:23:42,222
- Shelby.
773
01:23:42,224 --> 01:23:43,023
- Hi.
774
01:23:43,025 --> 01:23:44,057
- Jacob.
775
01:23:44,059 --> 01:23:45,059
- Hey.
776
01:23:46,027 --> 01:23:47,994
- Well it's nice
to meet all of you.
777
01:23:47,996 --> 01:23:50,130
I was wondering how
you occupying your time
778
01:23:50,132 --> 01:23:51,331
all alone in there.
779
01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:54,134
- Oh you know, you
can always find ways
780
01:23:54,136 --> 01:23:55,902
to entertain yourself.
781
01:23:57,304 --> 01:23:59,105
- I'm sure you can.
782
01:24:00,741 --> 01:24:02,242
- Hey there's a pool, let's go.
783
01:24:02,244 --> 01:24:03,410
- Okay go on.
784
01:24:08,549 --> 01:24:10,917
- Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
785
01:24:10,919 --> 01:24:11,885
- Me too.
786
01:24:11,887 --> 01:24:13,987
- I really missed you.
787
01:24:13,989 --> 01:24:15,789
- I missed you too.
788
01:24:20,494 --> 01:24:21,494
- Hey Mary!
789
01:24:22,363 --> 01:24:24,664
Your family showed up!
790
01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:27,200
Welcome to the neighborhood.
791
01:24:27,202 --> 01:24:28,935
- Thanks, who's that?
792
01:24:30,004 --> 01:24:32,105
- The kid who's graduation
party I went to.
793
01:24:32,107 --> 01:24:33,239
- Hm.
794
01:24:35,943 --> 01:24:38,078
Seems like a nice kid.
795
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,112
- Yeah, he is.
796
01:24:45,019 --> 01:24:46,619
- What's this?
797
01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:49,022
- Oh I was doing some yard work.
798
01:24:49,024 --> 01:24:51,391
- You should hire
someone to do that for you.
799
01:24:51,393 --> 01:24:54,327
- I know, I had a
ton of free time.
800
01:24:57,198 --> 01:25:00,967
- Mom come on
let's go in the pool.
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