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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:29,285 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:29,344 --> 00:00:33,315 This summer, my grandfather taught me about cookies... 3 00:00:35,585 --> 00:00:37,554 dirty sneakers... 4 00:00:39,154 --> 00:00:41,824 and my sister's teeth. 5 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:44,426 That might seem silly to you... 6 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:47,462 but these things are important. 7 00:00:47,496 --> 00:00:49,566 They're what make life... 8 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:52,501 ...like paradiso. 9 00:01:15,524 --> 00:01:17,292 You're too old to live alone. 10 00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:19,428 We're not even through the funeral. 11 00:01:19,461 --> 00:01:21,698 - It is insulting enough... - Leave your sister alone. 12 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:23,900 - Who's insulted? - Mom's insulted. 13 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:25,568 I'm not moving to Arizona! 14 00:01:26,936 --> 00:01:29,839 - Bagels taste like... - Dad. Marco. 15 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,473 You may love the desert. 16 00:01:31,506 --> 00:01:32,742 Who loves the desert? 17 00:01:32,775 --> 00:01:34,611 What am I, a lizard, huh? 18 00:01:34,644 --> 00:01:36,846 Where's your husband? 19 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:38,715 Ex-husband. 20 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:39,882 He had a conference. 21 00:01:39,916 --> 00:01:42,852 Oh, now you talk to us, Marcolino, 22 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:44,821 when we talk about your father? 23 00:01:46,388 --> 00:01:48,625 You're raising a robot. 24 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,728 He's not a robot. 25 00:01:51,761 --> 00:01:54,396 We are arriving at our destination. 26 00:01:59,468 --> 00:02:01,470 Two hours late. 27 00:02:01,503 --> 00:02:04,339 Church is three miles away. 28 00:02:04,373 --> 00:02:05,675 Don't tip this moron. 29 00:02:07,309 --> 00:02:09,579 Mom, can I stay? I'm almost at level 43. 30 00:02:09,612 --> 00:02:11,881 We'll be back in a half an hour. Kiss? 31 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:14,516 No, you get off of that machine 32 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:16,653 and respect your grandmother. 33 00:02:16,686 --> 00:02:18,755 Dad, he does not need to see death. 34 00:02:18,788 --> 00:02:21,758 This is life! 35 00:02:21,791 --> 00:02:23,893 Give me that thing before your fingers bleed. 36 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:25,795 - Mom! - Dad. 37 00:02:26,696 --> 00:02:28,598 My fingers are fine! 38 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:30,499 Jesus Christ! 39 00:02:43,278 --> 00:02:46,181 Hey, Google. Stop. 40 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:48,718 Dinner. 41 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:49,819 - Five? - Two and table? 42 00:02:49,852 --> 00:02:51,587 Deal. 43 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,393 Yes. 44 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,400 Put it away. 45 00:03:05,434 --> 00:03:07,770 But Dad texted me, and I can never get him to do FaceTime, 46 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:08,971 so I have to text him back. 47 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,740 No iPad at the table. 48 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,507 What if we put him here, 49 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:14,476 so that way he can have dinner with us, 50 00:03:14,509 --> 00:03:15,845 just like in the city? 51 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:21,918 He was never really a big eater. 52 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:25,888 Eat. 53 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:40,335 Two peas in a pod, these two. 54 00:03:40,368 --> 00:03:42,772 He's like a carbon copy. 55 00:04:35,925 --> 00:04:40,930 My goal for the summer is to finish my SAT prep prep class, 56 00:04:40,963 --> 00:04:44,332 raise $1,000 for endangered snow leopards. 57 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:46,434 They're so cute. 58 00:04:46,468 --> 00:04:49,739 And grow my braids three inches longer. 59 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:51,473 Thank you, Sara. 60 00:04:51,506 --> 00:04:53,810 Marco, you're up. 61 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:59,015 Can I do mine from here? 62 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,783 It's public speaking. 63 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:02,118 From the front, please. 64 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:17,499 My goal for the summer is to get to level 100 in "Atomic Rick." 65 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:19,635 - Impossible! - No way! 66 00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:21,469 I'm at level 45 already. 67 00:05:21,503 --> 00:05:23,706 Your dad created the game. It doesn't count, city boy! 68 00:05:23,739 --> 00:05:25,641 It does, too, island boy! 69 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:28,544 You live here now, so technically, 70 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,079 you're an island boy too. 71 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,849 Technically, Manhattan is also an island. 72 00:05:32,882 --> 00:05:35,618 New York is really an urban archipelago. 73 00:05:35,651 --> 00:05:38,921 Ladies, gentlemen, let's let Marco finish, please. 74 00:05:38,955 --> 00:05:40,857 My dad has me for a week in August, 75 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:43,458 and he said that if I get to level 100, 76 00:05:43,491 --> 00:05:45,695 he'll fly out to New York and take me to AppCon. 77 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:47,096 - AppCon? - That's the biggest 78 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,665 video game convention in the world! 79 00:05:49,699 --> 00:05:51,133 Only 55 more levels to go. 80 00:05:52,902 --> 00:05:54,469 Marco, I heard you were coming 81 00:05:54,502 --> 00:05:56,105 to the JCC camp this summer. 82 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:58,406 Yeah, my mom won't sign me up for coding camp, 83 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,675 so it's JCC for me. 84 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:01,409 It's not only for Jewish people. 85 00:06:01,443 --> 00:06:04,146 I know, Fred. All walks of life. 86 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:07,650 We're going to Hershey, Dorney, Luna, Seaside, 87 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:09,585 and Great Adventure this summer. 88 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,621 So much mirth to be had. 89 00:06:11,654 --> 00:06:14,590 - So many germs. - And Broadway, too! 90 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,458 Ugh. So many songs. 91 00:06:16,491 --> 00:06:19,562 - I'll bring my iPad. - You can't. Camp's tech-free. 92 00:06:21,063 --> 00:06:22,765 It's what? 93 00:06:22,798 --> 00:06:24,432 Did you know that camp is tech-free? 94 00:06:24,466 --> 00:06:26,802 - I told you that. - You definitely did not! 95 00:06:26,836 --> 00:06:28,436 Please lower your voice. 96 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,472 You definitely did not. 97 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:32,642 Now I only have nights to play. 98 00:06:32,675 --> 00:06:33,976 Put on your seat belt. 99 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,878 I want you to spend some time 100 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:38,114 getting to know your new friends this summer. 101 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,882 They are not my friends. 102 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:42,018 They don't like me, because I'm from Manhattan. 103 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:43,853 We're from here. We lived in Manhattan. 104 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,621 You're from here. I was born on... 105 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,956 On the Verrazano Bridge. 106 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,456 On the way home from Sunday dinner. 107 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:50,159 Right after church and baked ziti. 108 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:55,598 How about Fred? 109 00:06:55,631 --> 00:06:57,733 Mom, stop trying to make Fred happen. 110 00:06:57,767 --> 00:07:00,169 He only speaks in vocabulary words, and it's weird. 111 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:02,004 Anna, hi! 112 00:07:02,038 --> 00:07:03,773 Hi, Helen. 113 00:07:03,806 --> 00:07:06,676 - How are you, Fred? - A bit enervated by the heat. 114 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:08,878 "Enervated." Define it. 115 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:10,947 Remember our last day of sixth grade? 116 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:12,715 I put on my red "Baywatch" bathing suit 117 00:07:12,748 --> 00:07:14,583 and we poured on that baby oil. 118 00:07:14,617 --> 00:07:16,085 At Cathy Kleinau's pool. 119 00:07:16,118 --> 00:07:17,720 It was my first summer with boobs. 120 00:07:17,753 --> 00:07:19,487 Hmm. 121 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:21,023 - Oh. - How you doing? 122 00:07:21,057 --> 00:07:22,658 How's Dad? 123 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,593 Well, he hasn't burned the house down yet. 124 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,607 Mind your own business! Go back in your house! 125 00:07:38,641 --> 00:07:41,777 Oh, you always watch everybody. Watch. Watch. Watch. 126 00:07:41,811 --> 00:07:44,180 Lucia, the witness. 127 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,848 - I saved your life. - She called 911. 128 00:07:45,881 --> 00:07:48,584 Oh, big deal. Nove uno uno. 129 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:50,720 Oh, you enjoyed the show? 130 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:52,788 What? It's cheaper than cable. 131 00:07:53,823 --> 00:07:56,859 God. What the heck is going on? 132 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,263 - Dad! - Whoa. 133 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:03,099 Oh, my God! 134 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:05,801 Dad, what happened? 135 00:08:05,835 --> 00:08:08,771 Eh, Gino and Walter come over. I fry the peppers. 136 00:08:08,804 --> 00:08:11,207 Then we watch Italy and Spain. 137 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,310 Italy's winning, and the peppers burned down the kitchen. 138 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:16,178 Fires everywhere. 139 00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:19,749 Thank you to God I saved the one thing I cannot live without. 140 00:08:19,782 --> 00:08:21,150 Mom's wedding ring? 141 00:08:21,183 --> 00:08:22,551 Eh? 142 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,220 No. My bocce balls. 143 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,123 Best on the island six years in a row with those balls. 144 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:28,991 The balls of a champion. 145 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:31,027 - Are you okay? - Aren't you upset? 146 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,795 You just burned your house down. 147 00:08:32,828 --> 00:08:36,032 A little fire in the kitchen. Everybody's so dramatic. 148 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:38,901 You got no kitchen, no bath, and no living room. 149 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:41,103 - You're lucky you're alive. - Oh, my God. 150 00:08:42,171 --> 00:08:43,339 Mom's house. 151 00:08:43,372 --> 00:08:45,641 Bricks and sticks. 152 00:08:45,674 --> 00:08:47,243 Your mother's not there. 153 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,045 She's here. 154 00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:51,881 - Guess you're moving to Arizona. - You watch your mouth. 155 00:08:51,914 --> 00:08:53,649 I sleep with the bums in Times Square 156 00:08:53,682 --> 00:08:55,651 before I live with your hippie aunt. 157 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:58,320 Hey, Cheech, you can come and stay with me and Donna. 158 00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:00,723 I mean, she gets up at 6:00 a.m. to do the treadmill, 159 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:02,825 but other than that, it's really very peaceful. 160 00:09:02,858 --> 00:09:05,928 No. He'll come live with me and Marco. 161 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:07,196 - Huh? - What? 162 00:09:07,229 --> 00:09:08,931 Where's he going to sleep? 163 00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:20,342 I need my own space. 164 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:21,944 Well, we don't have a big house. 165 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:24,380 I have things to do this summer. 166 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:25,948 You're going to camp in a week. 167 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:27,616 So? It's not sleep-away. 168 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:31,387 It'll be like a slumber party, with a friend. 169 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:33,089 He's not my friend. 170 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:35,391 You're right. 171 00:09:35,424 --> 00:09:36,792 I'm your grandfather. 172 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,260 There's a difference. 173 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:41,730 It'll be fun. 174 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:45,367 This is not fun. 175 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:46,902 Time for sleep. 176 00:09:46,936 --> 00:09:48,137 Do you snore? 177 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,405 I don't know. 178 00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:51,207 I'm asleep when it happens. 179 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,843 I snore. 180 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,377 The doctor says that snoring 181 00:09:55,411 --> 00:09:58,047 is caused by obesity, alcohol use, or pregnancy. 182 00:09:59,415 --> 00:10:02,985 - Are you pregnant? - We're getting my nose checked. 183 00:10:03,018 --> 00:10:05,354 I think I have a deviated septum. 184 00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:11,927 What does that mean? 185 00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:14,263 "Close your septum and go to bed." 186 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,912 His whole mouth floats in a cup at night, and fizzes. 187 00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:31,914 It's... It's creepy. 188 00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:34,950 Please, be patient with him. The man is in mourning. 189 00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:37,820 - Buongiorno! - It doesn't sound like he's in mourning. 190 00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:39,889 - You're up early. - Early? Ha! 191 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:42,925 I won two bocce games already. It's 9:00. 192 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:46,362 But your wife just... died. 193 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,197 Well, I'm still here. 194 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,766 No, it just seems a little quick to be... 195 00:10:50,799 --> 00:10:52,735 Rolling a ball in the grass? 196 00:10:52,768 --> 00:10:54,136 It's not grass. It's hard sand. 197 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,772 And don't make fun of my game, Marcolino. 198 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:59,975 Did your father not tell you to mind your own business? 199 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,744 Okay, I got to go to work. Can't be late. 200 00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:03,412 Wait, you're going to work? 201 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,147 I missed three days for the funeral. 202 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:06,849 I'll try to come home early, okay? 203 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:08,184 Kiss goodbye? 204 00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:10,786 Don't leave me with him. 205 00:11:10,819 --> 00:11:12,821 It'll be fun. 206 00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:15,024 - It will not be fun. - Where's your espresso pot? 207 00:11:15,057 --> 00:11:17,159 The cups for the Keurig are in the box. 208 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,094 And lunch is in the fridge. 209 00:11:19,128 --> 00:11:20,829 Two hours of screen time, max. 210 00:11:20,863 --> 00:11:22,464 No more than two hours. 211 00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:24,767 - And if you leave the house... - No nuts. I'm allergic. 212 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:28,270 What? I feed you peanut butter since you was a baby. 213 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:29,738 He thinks he's allergic. 214 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,740 He's not. I had him tested. 215 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,810 But some of the kids at school are, so he thinks he is too. 216 00:11:34,843 --> 00:11:36,145 But I do want him to eat healthy. 217 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:37,846 No dextrose, sucrose, or fructose. 218 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,281 No dairy. Only soy. 219 00:11:39,315 --> 00:11:40,950 - I'm lactose-intolerant. - No meat. 220 00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:42,952 - Oh, it's not Monday. - We do meat-free Mondays. 221 00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:45,154 - Nothing carbonated. - It hurts my stomach. 222 00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:47,189 - No wheat and no gluten. - We're gluten-free. 223 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,058 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, baby. 224 00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:55,532 You're a science experiment. 225 00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:57,099 I'll be on my Xbox. 226 00:12:01,003 --> 00:12:02,771 Don't you want to go outside? 227 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,340 It's buggy. 228 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,375 Mosquitoes carry West Nile. 229 00:12:06,408 --> 00:12:07,977 Keep my sneakers clean. 230 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,045 Don't you want to play with your friends? 231 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,513 Yeah, on here. 232 00:12:11,548 --> 00:12:15,117 I have one in France, one in Denmark, 233 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,820 four in Thailand, and three in South Africa. 234 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:19,221 I'm international. 235 00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:20,557 Like Pitbull. 236 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,091 Who? 237 00:12:22,124 --> 00:12:23,826 You don't have neighborhood friends, 238 00:12:23,859 --> 00:12:25,027 kids you play with? 239 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,228 Ring the doorbell, 240 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:28,163 come outside in the street? 241 00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:29,532 Play, go to the park? 242 00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:31,267 Kickball, Wiffle ball, 243 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,968 stoopball? 244 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,436 "Hey, Marco. 245 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:37,172 Come inside for dinner. It's getting late." 246 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,442 Why would we play in the street? 247 00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:49,451 I'll be in my room. 248 00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:58,160 How you make the coffee? 249 00:12:58,193 --> 00:12:59,495 Just ask Google. 250 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,599 Okay, Google, how does he make coffee? 251 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,900 Okay, I've got a recipe called... 252 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:08,070 - Who's that? - ...coffee from 1912 Pike. 253 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,959 What happened to the Wi-Fi? 254 00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,394 How you make this coffee? 255 00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:08,297 Oh, what did you do? 256 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,132 I was on a group raid. 257 00:14:10,165 --> 00:14:13,102 If we won, I could've gotten a legendary loot crate. 258 00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:15,337 Do you know what could've been inside of that crate? 259 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:19,274 A flame orb, or an atom orb, or a lightning orb! 260 00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,377 I would've been at level 100 before my birthday. 261 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,412 I would've been the Duke of Digitown Eylandt 262 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,247 three weeks before AppCon! 263 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,117 Okay, take a deep breath, please. 264 00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,986 You gave him my bed. 265 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,354 You didn't even ask. 266 00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,390 We can have a conversation with Nonno 267 00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:36,626 about space and privacy. 268 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,661 I don't want to have a conversation. 269 00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:40,429 I just want to go to AppCon. 270 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,332 So I will be in my fort. 271 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,470 And so will my router. 272 00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:56,111 Okay. 273 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:22,070 They talk to a robot in the kitchen... 274 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,741 and it talks back. 275 00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:27,309 And Marco, the moth, 276 00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:31,180 brushes the teeth with a power tool. 277 00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:36,553 There is this thing called gluten. 278 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,520 You're lucky you're not alive for the gluten. 279 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:42,257 I don't know what it is, but they're so afraid of it. 280 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:46,161 Anna, she spends every night watching a show 281 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,731 with dragons and naked people. 282 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:52,769 They drink milk from a soy. 283 00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:55,772 What's the matter with a cow? 284 00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:59,742 There's no cream soda in the whole house, anywhere. 285 00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:02,612 And I don't have my own TV. 286 00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:05,013 Huh? 287 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,351 You're right. 288 00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:12,421 I do have my own TV. 289 00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:14,189 Oh! 290 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,326 Mwah. 291 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,036 You got a fort. 292 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,473 I got a fort. 293 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:35,077 Looks a bit more like a fire hazard. 294 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:38,447 Well, I'm glad you decided to move all your stuff in. 295 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,048 I can go there or here. 296 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,519 I have as many choices as a light switch. 297 00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:44,821 What is all this stuff? 298 00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:47,790 "Stuff"? This is my legacy. 299 00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,360 This is all I have left to leave you. 300 00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:53,563 Well, where are you going? 301 00:16:55,565 --> 00:16:57,700 Well, you know, when... 302 00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:59,602 it comes. 303 00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:03,773 What is "it"? 304 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,209 Do you teach him nothing? 305 00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:09,779 Well, how did your legacy get here? 306 00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,848 I asked the boy Dominick to help me move. 307 00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:14,216 I give him a six-pack of Peroni. 308 00:17:14,249 --> 00:17:16,118 He's cheap. 309 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,521 Whoa, look at Nonna in that swimsuit. 310 00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:22,792 You see my bocce trophies? 311 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:26,729 They give you a trophy for hanging out with your friends? 312 00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:29,732 Life is nothing without friends. 313 00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:34,202 I'll be in my fort. 314 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,343 And I'll be in mine! 315 00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:51,219 Do you know your son never leaves the house? 316 00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:53,288 Every day, every minute, 317 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:58,293 he's talking to robots or glued to the TV or, uh, that... 318 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,896 machine. 319 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:01,731 It's a tablet. 320 00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:05,267 Well, he spends more time with his tablet than Moses. 321 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,836 He was supposed to start camp on Monday, 322 00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:08,605 but then I talked to Rich this morning 323 00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,305 and he doesn't want to pay for camp. 324 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,507 He wants Marco to go to some video... 325 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,343 tech code camp this summer. 326 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,778 Ah, no codes. 327 00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,212 No camp! 328 00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:19,514 He needs to go out and play. 329 00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:22,652 To scrape his knees, to get dirt in his mouth, 330 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,353 to fight with his friends. 331 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:26,723 Break a window. Steal a car! 332 00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:30,893 Okay, well, this camp will be outside. 333 00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:36,231 How much is this camp? 334 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,636 - It's $4,000. - $4,000? 335 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:42,304 I can buy two cars with $4,000. 336 00:18:42,337 --> 00:18:45,575 I watch him for free, no charge. 337 00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:46,909 And I teach him a few things. 338 00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:49,612 No. It'll be way too much work for you 339 00:18:49,646 --> 00:18:51,213 to babysit him all summer. 340 00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:52,915 Babysit? The kid is 15. 341 00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:54,684 He's 11. 342 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,854 I fought for Mussolini when I was 10. 343 00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:03,593 I'll babysit him. 344 00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,394 Okay. 345 00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:08,564 Babysit? The man is 90 years old! 346 00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:10,198 He's 76. 347 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,634 If I'm not going to camp, 348 00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,770 then I'm just going to stay here in my fort. 349 00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,237 I just got to level 50. 350 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,539 I unlocked the atomic hoverboard. 351 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,340 You don't even want to go to camp. 352 00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:20,576 I'll babysit him if I get four hours of screen time. 353 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,244 Marco, I don't want you on your iPad all summer. 354 00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:24,212 But you said it helps develop brain function 355 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,281 and decision-making skills. 356 00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:27,583 At two hours a day, max. 357 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:30,385 Come on, Marco. I need your help. 358 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,421 He can't be trusted alone. 359 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:35,257 Three hours is as low as I'll go. 360 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,359 - Do we have a deal? - Two and a half. 361 00:19:37,392 --> 00:19:38,961 Two and three-quarters. 362 00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:42,965 You're as shrewd as your father. 363 00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,269 Right now, in New York City, 364 00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:48,437 it's mostly sunny, 365 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,273 with a high of 87 and a low of 74. 366 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,424 Get up. It's 7:00. 367 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,960 Your coffee's on the table. 368 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,697 It's time for bocce. 369 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,834 I don't drink coffee. 370 00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:24,339 I'm not getting on this thing. 371 00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,475 Mom would not let me ride this. 372 00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:29,679 Well, then, we both have secrets from Mommy. 373 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,881 Get on. 374 00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,448 And what's your secret? 375 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,952 It wouldn't be a secret if I told you. 376 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,588 I'll get on if you tell me. 377 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:39,989 I don't do deals. 378 00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:41,891 Well, I don't do motorcycles. 379 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,459 What are you doing? 380 00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:47,395 Get on. 381 00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:30,873 Oh, please, I'm the best player in the tri-state area. 382 00:21:30,907 --> 00:21:33,441 You don't even know what states are in the tri-state area. 383 00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,979 New York, New Jersey, and the other one. 384 00:21:37,013 --> 00:21:38,748 You're an idiot. 385 00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:42,618 Cheech! 386 00:21:42,652 --> 00:21:45,320 Come on, we just got started. 387 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:48,724 - Where are we? - A park. 388 00:22:08,644 --> 00:22:11,881 Marcolino, you remember the guys? 389 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,381 These are my friends, Gino, 390 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,051 - How you doing, kid? - and Gary... 391 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,819 Ciao, Marcolino. 392 00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:18,821 Walter... 393 00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:22,959 and that's Larry, Sal, Pat, and the guy over there. 394 00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:24,894 How's your new roommate, kid? 395 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,562 He's holding me hostage. 396 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,496 And that's Gus. 397 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,467 I never met Gus. 398 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,070 He comes here to sleep. 399 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,105 He's in a pastrami-induced coma. 400 00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,505 I guess I'll be with Gus. 401 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,941 Okay. 402 00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:40,610 He's friendly, huh? 403 00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:42,778 Maybe he's out of battery. 404 00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:44,881 Did you plug him in last night? 405 00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:46,749 My grandkids are like that too. 406 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,885 It's a whole generation of zombies eating pizza bagels. 407 00:22:48,918 --> 00:22:51,554 All right, all right, are we going to play, or what? 408 00:23:05,935 --> 00:23:09,672 Marco, you watch and you'll learn something, okay? 409 00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:11,674 Oldest game in the world, right here. 410 00:23:19,949 --> 00:23:22,084 First, I roll the pallina. 411 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:27,023 Then I try to get as close as I can with my ball. 412 00:23:27,056 --> 00:23:29,524 Yeah. He tries. 413 00:23:38,234 --> 00:23:40,102 Oh, yeah. You the man. 414 00:23:49,712 --> 00:23:52,514 - Short! - That's not short. 415 00:24:05,962 --> 00:24:08,496 What's wrong, Marcolino? 416 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,733 I need my herbal bug spray! 417 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,639 That's the most running he's done his whole life. 418 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,510 Aah! 419 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,185 No more bug. 420 00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:34,857 Shh. 421 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,075 Marco. 422 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:55,745 Come here, I want you to see my sister's teeth. 423 00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:57,313 Are they in a glass? 424 00:24:57,346 --> 00:25:00,116 Look at this. 425 00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:02,051 We call this "my sister's teeth," 426 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,320 when three of the other team's balls surround the pallino. 427 00:25:04,353 --> 00:25:05,821 The little ball. 428 00:25:05,855 --> 00:25:07,656 Why is it called "my sister's teeth"? 429 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,793 Because his sister had three ugly teeth, 430 00:25:10,826 --> 00:25:13,963 all smashed together, right in the front. 431 00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:17,266 She was not a pretty woman. But I married her. 432 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:21,037 - That's an impossible shot. - Not happening. 433 00:25:22,905 --> 00:25:24,540 You watch. 434 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,209 Okay, here we go. 435 00:25:27,243 --> 00:25:28,844 Take notes. 436 00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:44,693 Oh! 437 00:25:46,395 --> 00:25:50,599 One point for closest ball, plus two points for a kiss. 438 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,069 Score a kiss, you get a kiss! 439 00:25:53,102 --> 00:25:54,770 Come here. 440 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,338 - I'm gonna kiss you! - Oh, no! 441 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,677 Mwah! 442 00:26:07,349 --> 00:26:09,118 Why do they call it a kiss? 443 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,120 Oh, when you get that close? 444 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,289 All you can do is kiss. 445 00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,259 Did Gary really marry your sister? 446 00:26:18,694 --> 00:26:20,196 I never had a sister. 447 00:26:20,229 --> 00:26:21,730 Really? 448 00:26:21,764 --> 00:26:23,199 We make things up. 449 00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:29,338 - So you enjoyed yourself? - Well, bocce was kind of boring. 450 00:26:29,371 --> 00:26:31,173 Boring? 451 00:26:31,207 --> 00:26:33,676 You take out my heart, run over with your car? 452 00:26:33,709 --> 00:26:35,878 I don't have a car. 453 00:26:35,911 --> 00:26:39,281 Anyways, that's when the bug chased me, but we killed it. 454 00:26:39,315 --> 00:26:42,051 Gus killed it. Don't be a liar like your father. 455 00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,720 - Dad. - My father's not a liar. 456 00:26:44,753 --> 00:26:46,789 Marco, Nonno was just joking. 457 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,891 No, I wasn't. It's not my opinion. 458 00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:50,426 It's a fact. The man is a liar. 459 00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:52,928 Why are you always talking bad about my dad? 460 00:26:52,962 --> 00:26:54,663 Always? I say one thing. 461 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,899 You talk about him all the time, and it's never good. 462 00:26:56,932 --> 00:26:58,901 Marco, please lower your voice when you're talking to your grandfather. 463 00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:01,337 Why you say please? Why you asking him? 464 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,939 You tell him. You the parent. He's the kid. 465 00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:05,241 That's it. The deal's off. 466 00:27:05,274 --> 00:27:06,976 I'm not babysitting him anymore. 467 00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:09,145 Ha! You babysit me? 468 00:27:09,178 --> 00:27:11,847 - I babysit you. - No, I was babysitting you. 469 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,883 - Why? I'm 75. - You're 76! 470 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:16,752 - I am? - I wanted you to look out for one another. 471 00:27:16,785 --> 00:27:19,255 No! You said to babysit him! 472 00:27:19,288 --> 00:27:21,991 - Now, who's the liar? - Don't call your mother a liar. 473 00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:23,893 Don't tell me what to do. 474 00:27:23,926 --> 00:27:26,795 You're all smiles at bocce, but then you're vile at home. 475 00:27:26,829 --> 00:27:28,964 Vile? That's a little much. 476 00:27:28,998 --> 00:27:31,200 Marco, one more word, and I'm taking your iPad away 477 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,169 - for two days. - I have 37 more levels left! 478 00:27:33,202 --> 00:27:35,838 - Dad gave me that iPad. - That's it. No Xbox, either. 479 00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:38,174 But he took me on a big, red motorcycle 480 00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:40,142 - with no seat belt. - No, I didn't. 481 00:27:40,176 --> 00:27:42,178 - You're a speed demon. - You're a rat. 482 00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:44,480 You're in violation of about seven child safety codes. 483 00:27:44,513 --> 00:27:46,916 Marco, do you want me to cancel your birthday party? 484 00:27:46,949 --> 00:27:48,484 - Go ahead! - That's it! 485 00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:50,819 No Xbox and no iPad for three days! 486 00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:52,254 Ugh! 487 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,459 I prefer gluten. 488 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,173 I don't want him on a Vespa. 489 00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:13,342 Ugh, it was six blocks. 490 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,945 You used to ride with me all the time when you was a kid, 491 00:28:15,978 --> 00:28:17,513 all over Brooklyn. 492 00:28:17,547 --> 00:28:19,348 Was he even wearing a helmet? 493 00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:21,984 I give him your helmet to wear. 494 00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:25,254 Okay, and no more talking about Richie. 495 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:28,891 If Marco brings him up, say nice things only. 496 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:32,328 I have no nice things to say about him. 497 00:28:32,361 --> 00:28:35,064 Okay, one. He has good skin. 498 00:28:35,097 --> 00:28:38,133 Like something in a magazine. 499 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:47,009 Currently in Staten Island, it's 75 and cloudy. 500 00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:56,018 Where did she put it? 501 00:28:56,051 --> 00:28:58,520 Aw, Mommy take away your pacifier? 502 00:28:58,555 --> 00:29:00,522 Put on your pretty sneakers. 503 00:29:00,557 --> 00:29:02,191 We're late for bocce. 504 00:29:02,224 --> 00:29:03,359 Absolutely not. 505 00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:05,027 Okay. 506 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:07,463 I guess I take my new Moses tablet with me. 507 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,897 You have it? 508 00:29:08,931 --> 00:29:13,202 Hm. I have the ex-husband box, too. 509 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,373 What do you want? 510 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,377 Today, you play. 511 00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,412 And I'll be less vile. 512 00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:28,017 You ever throw a bocce ball, kid? 513 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:32,454 No. He only throws hissy fits if you take away his robots. 514 00:29:34,089 --> 00:29:35,491 It's a joke. 515 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,326 Laugh a little. 516 00:29:38,561 --> 00:29:41,096 Hey, be careful, Marco! 517 00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:44,099 Once you throw your first bocce ball, you'll be hooked! 518 00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,336 Women love a good bocce toss, kid. 519 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,271 You may not care now, 520 00:29:49,305 --> 00:29:50,873 but you will. 521 00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:52,941 Do I throw it or roll it? 522 00:29:52,975 --> 00:29:54,343 You roll. 523 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,045 It's not baseball. 524 00:29:59,515 --> 00:30:01,350 Whoa. 525 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,919 Hey, Superman, relax. 526 00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:06,422 He throws like this nun I used to know. 527 00:30:06,455 --> 00:30:08,057 So much power. 528 00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:10,259 That ball's dead now. 529 00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:11,561 Why? 530 00:30:11,594 --> 00:30:13,295 Because you hit the back of the court. 531 00:30:13,329 --> 00:30:15,931 But don't I get like an extra life or something? 532 00:30:15,964 --> 00:30:18,133 What? You get one life. 533 00:30:21,203 --> 00:30:22,605 Watch this. 534 00:30:30,012 --> 00:30:31,447 Nice. Nice. 535 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,183 - Nice, Cheech. - Wait, you can use the sides? 536 00:30:34,216 --> 00:30:36,352 So it's not like bowling? 537 00:30:36,385 --> 00:30:37,920 - Bowling? - Bowling? 538 00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:40,422 Bowling is for barflies, soccer moms, 539 00:30:40,456 --> 00:30:44,026 and people who like wearing other people's shoes. 540 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,361 Skeevatz. 541 00:30:45,394 --> 00:30:48,163 In bowling, the pins stand still. 542 00:30:49,331 --> 00:30:52,434 But in bocce, the target can move. 543 00:30:55,204 --> 00:30:57,072 So if the target can move, 544 00:30:57,106 --> 00:31:01,143 you can score all the points even on the last roll? 545 00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:03,045 Bocce still boring? 546 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,354 A deal is a deal. 547 00:31:12,388 --> 00:31:13,956 I thought you didn't make deals. 548 00:31:13,989 --> 00:31:16,258 I make little ones. 549 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,627 Thanks. 550 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:25,467 It's believed that the Ancient Egyptians, 551 00:31:25,501 --> 00:31:27,436 as early as 5,000 B.C., 552 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,938 polished rocks and rolled them to targets, 553 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,508 began to create the basic rules of the game. 554 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:36,211 Bocce then made its way to Greece around 600 B.C., 555 00:31:36,245 --> 00:31:38,080 the Greeks later bringing it to Rome, 556 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:40,416 where people of all classes played it. 557 00:31:40,449 --> 00:31:43,285 Bocce's popularity then spread throughout Europe. 558 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,953 In the 1500s, 559 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,356 Shakespeare referred to bocce in several plays, 560 00:31:47,389 --> 00:31:50,593 and European settlers brought bocce to the New World. 561 00:31:50,627 --> 00:31:54,496 George Washington built a court at Mount Vernon in the 1780s, 562 00:31:54,531 --> 00:31:57,266 but it was the flood of Italian immigrants to America 563 00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:59,001 in the early 20th century 564 00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:02,271 that gave bocce its biggest boost in the U.S. 565 00:32:02,304 --> 00:32:05,340 To this day, the essence of bocce remains the same: 566 00:32:05,374 --> 00:32:07,610 get close to the pallino, compete, 567 00:32:07,644 --> 00:32:10,512 and enjoy time together with family and friends. 568 00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:17,419 I can't believe you gave him his iPad back. 569 00:32:17,453 --> 00:32:19,054 I said three days. 570 00:32:19,087 --> 00:32:22,057 Anna, today he forgot all about his X-ray box. 571 00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:25,227 I take him to bocce. Now, he's asking me how to play. 572 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:28,631 I have to keep my word, or he won't trust me. 573 00:32:28,665 --> 00:32:30,533 Trust you? He doesn't have to trust you. 574 00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:32,234 You have to trust him. 575 00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:34,604 You're his mother, not his friend. 576 00:32:37,306 --> 00:32:39,374 Anna Maria, what's wrong? 577 00:32:39,408 --> 00:32:41,611 Bella Anna. 578 00:32:41,644 --> 00:32:43,212 He's seeing somebody. 579 00:32:43,245 --> 00:32:44,681 - Marco? - Richie. 580 00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,181 Eh, so? 581 00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:48,317 He should date and find love. 582 00:32:49,418 --> 00:32:51,186 And you should date and find love. 583 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,522 Well, I'm not ready, and you don't even like Richie. 584 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,659 Eh, even terrible humans deserve love. 585 00:32:59,161 --> 00:33:00,462 It's all over Facebook. 586 00:33:00,496 --> 00:33:03,298 Ew! "Faccia-book." 587 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,736 And the whole world knows. 588 00:33:06,769 --> 00:33:09,104 Why you not ready? 589 00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:12,241 I'm not like you. I mourn. 590 00:33:12,274 --> 00:33:13,475 Hey. 591 00:33:13,509 --> 00:33:15,043 I mourn. 592 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,779 And then, I live. 593 00:33:18,113 --> 00:33:19,448 Oh! 594 00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:20,750 I got a man for you! 595 00:33:20,783 --> 00:33:22,719 What? Who? 596 00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:24,621 Gino's son, Little Gino. 597 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:26,355 Ginolino. 598 00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:28,423 You want me to go out with a guy named Ginolino? 599 00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:29,726 I don't think so. 600 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,561 See? That's your problem, Anna Maria. 601 00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,295 You think too much. 602 00:33:34,697 --> 00:33:37,232 Come here. Mwah. 603 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,333 You smell like smoke. 604 00:33:38,367 --> 00:33:39,536 Walter. 605 00:33:39,569 --> 00:33:41,403 He never stops. 606 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,787 Yes! 607 00:34:33,522 --> 00:34:34,857 Superman. 608 00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:36,525 You're just like your mother. 609 00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:38,226 You think too much. 610 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,262 - You still throw too hard. - But it's far away! 611 00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:42,497 Just toss. 612 00:34:48,538 --> 00:34:51,239 That's not a toss. That's a drop. 613 00:34:51,273 --> 00:34:53,776 Hey, Cheech, you coming tonight up to Casa? 614 00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,177 The restaurant? 615 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,478 They got bocce courts. 616 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,313 We play there on Thursday nights. 617 00:34:58,347 --> 00:34:59,882 No, not tonight, my friend. 618 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:03,218 Marco and I have something special to do for Anna. 619 00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:04,519 We do? 620 00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:05,788 Yeah. 621 00:35:05,822 --> 00:35:07,255 You think you can take one night 622 00:35:07,289 --> 00:35:09,124 to do something for someone else? 623 00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,861 So this is the first iPad? 624 00:35:11,894 --> 00:35:15,497 Yes. We had one machine for movies, 625 00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:20,268 one separate machine for making phone calls, 626 00:35:20,302 --> 00:35:25,173 and another one for typing, another one for calculating, 627 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,342 and one for music. 628 00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:31,179 How did you fit all that in your pocket? 629 00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,882 There we go. 630 00:35:32,915 --> 00:35:34,684 Wow. 631 00:35:42,257 --> 00:35:43,626 We're ready. 632 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,600 My God. 633 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,535 She's so beautiful. 634 00:35:54,436 --> 00:35:57,305 Marcolino, can you believe that's your grandmother? 635 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,643 Look at her. 636 00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:04,647 She brings me life. 637 00:36:08,316 --> 00:36:11,888 Nonno, what's your favorite song? 638 00:36:13,623 --> 00:36:17,492 Nonna and I had the same one. 639 00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:18,961 "Home with You." 640 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,570 ♪ I don't know What it is tonight ♪ 641 00:36:30,573 --> 00:36:33,710 ♪ Maybe your smile Maybe your eyes ♪ 642 00:36:33,743 --> 00:36:38,346 ♪ But finally I feel home ♪ 643 00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:40,850 You think I don't mourn her? 644 00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:45,655 I miss her three times. Each breath. 645 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:53,730 ♪ All I know is that I believe ♪ 646 00:36:53,763 --> 00:36:56,231 Where did you meet Nonna? 647 00:37:08,044 --> 00:37:10,046 The first time I come here, Marcolino, 648 00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:12,915 I fell in love with the smell. 649 00:37:18,855 --> 00:37:20,489 Ciao, Cheech. Come stai? 650 00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:21,724 Ciao, Margie. 651 00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,793 This is my grandson, Marcolino. 652 00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,028 - Aw. - Hey, we going to have 653 00:37:26,062 --> 00:37:28,064 five or six rainbow cookies. 654 00:37:28,097 --> 00:37:30,900 We have an allergy-free version, too, if you'd like. 655 00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:33,736 No nuts, no wheat, no artificial flavors, 656 00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:35,671 no gluten, and soy paste. 657 00:37:41,711 --> 00:37:43,378 Three of those ones for me, please, 658 00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:45,848 and three of the regular ones for Nonno. 659 00:37:45,882 --> 00:37:48,885 The real ones. 660 00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:50,385 I never forget, Marco, 661 00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:52,387 when I come to New York from Bari, 662 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:54,557 I was so scared. 663 00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,026 New city, new country, 664 00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:59,427 a new life. 665 00:37:59,461 --> 00:38:01,964 But on the third day, 666 00:38:01,998 --> 00:38:05,768 I have a rainbow cookie. 667 00:38:05,802 --> 00:38:08,503 And it was delizioso. 668 00:38:10,072 --> 00:38:12,809 And then I knew everything was going to be okay. 669 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:15,044 Did Nonna used to work at the bakery? 670 00:38:15,077 --> 00:38:16,646 No. Why? 671 00:38:17,914 --> 00:38:19,414 I thought you brought me here 672 00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:20,783 because this is where you guys met. 673 00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:22,484 No. 674 00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:23,753 I was hungry. 675 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:29,357 Now... 676 00:38:30,092 --> 00:38:31,426 you take a little bite. 677 00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:32,962 I can't. My throat might close. 678 00:38:32,995 --> 00:38:35,565 You have two EpiPens with you. 679 00:38:37,465 --> 00:38:38,568 Here. 680 00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:40,368 I'll try one of yours. 681 00:38:42,705 --> 00:38:44,372 Hmm? 682 00:38:45,775 --> 00:38:47,944 Mm. 683 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:51,848 Mm. 684 00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:54,851 Yum. 685 00:38:54,884 --> 00:38:56,418 Tastes just like... 686 00:38:59,722 --> 00:39:00,957 What does that mean? 687 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,725 Cibo per I cani? 688 00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:06,662 Means "heaven." 689 00:39:06,696 --> 00:39:09,364 Tastes just like heaven. 690 00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:14,537 Now... 691 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:17,106 - you try. - I can't. 692 00:39:17,139 --> 00:39:20,877 This girl last year at my school had to be rushed to the hospital 693 00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:24,580 because of level-four diet sensitivities. 694 00:39:30,052 --> 00:39:33,022 Let's go. 695 00:39:33,055 --> 00:39:38,493 Now, if your throat closes or you have the sensitivity dying, 696 00:39:38,526 --> 00:39:40,630 we go right in. 697 00:39:40,663 --> 00:39:42,098 Hmm. 698 00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:44,533 Maybe we should go inside first. 699 00:39:46,168 --> 00:39:48,403 Eat the cookie. 700 00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:06,122 Ah, you see? 701 00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:08,224 Life is delizioso. 702 00:40:08,257 --> 00:40:10,860 You just have to bite it. 703 00:40:13,796 --> 00:40:15,598 Oh, look. 704 00:40:16,565 --> 00:40:18,034 - What? - The sky. 705 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,802 It didn't fall. 706 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:23,739 You ate a real cookie, and the sky didn't fall. 707 00:40:24,974 --> 00:40:26,709 Thank you, Cheech. 708 00:40:26,742 --> 00:40:29,444 You can only call me Cheech on the bocce court. 709 00:40:34,984 --> 00:40:37,887 - Where you been? - Marco just had his first rainbow cookie. 710 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,589 And my throat is wide open! 711 00:40:40,623 --> 00:40:42,558 Let's play some ball, gentlemen. 712 00:40:42,591 --> 00:40:44,060 No more Marcolino. 713 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:46,662 - He's Marco now. - Yeah! 714 00:41:05,681 --> 00:41:09,517 ♪ Your voice has always Called to me ♪ 715 00:41:10,753 --> 00:41:13,589 ♪ I see you in my dreams ♪ 716 00:41:15,858 --> 00:41:18,127 Coffee's ready. 717 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,630 ♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪ 718 00:41:22,732 --> 00:41:26,002 - Goo-goo. Goo-goo. - Google. Google. 719 00:41:26,035 --> 00:41:28,604 ♪ Italiano ♪ 720 00:41:29,338 --> 00:41:31,574 Do something for me, Goo-goo. 721 00:41:31,607 --> 00:41:33,542 ♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪ 722 00:41:33,576 --> 00:41:37,113 ♪ Italiano, Italiano Italiano, Italiano ♪ 723 00:41:38,214 --> 00:41:40,549 ♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪ 724 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:45,121 ♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪ 725 00:41:49,825 --> 00:41:51,560 - Okay, Google. - Okay, Goo-goo. 726 00:41:51,594 --> 00:41:55,197 ♪ Italiano in your country ♪ 727 00:41:55,231 --> 00:41:57,033 ♪ Italiano, Italiano ♪ 728 00:41:57,066 --> 00:42:01,170 ♪ Italiano, Italiano Italiano, Italiano ♪ 729 00:42:01,203 --> 00:42:03,239 ♪ Italiano, Italiano... ♪ 730 00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:49,718 Ah? 731 00:42:53,956 --> 00:42:55,958 You're trying too hard. 732 00:42:56,892 --> 00:42:58,360 Just let it be. 733 00:42:58,394 --> 00:42:59,995 Go one more time. 734 00:43:13,142 --> 00:43:14,310 Oh. 735 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,945 What are you doing? 736 00:43:15,978 --> 00:43:19,315 Take a deep breath and clear your brain. 737 00:43:19,348 --> 00:43:23,185 Young people now have too much happening in front of them. 738 00:43:24,753 --> 00:43:26,822 Now, breathe. 739 00:43:31,393 --> 00:43:33,362 How you feel? 740 00:43:33,395 --> 00:43:35,164 Nauseous. 741 00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:37,733 This thing smells like cigarettes. 742 00:43:37,766 --> 00:43:40,803 - Do you smoke? - No. Stop talking. 743 00:43:43,739 --> 00:43:45,875 Bocce's like life. 744 00:43:47,243 --> 00:43:48,878 It's not about thinking. 745 00:43:48,911 --> 00:43:50,946 You have to feel it. 746 00:43:55,818 --> 00:43:57,153 Feel the ball. 747 00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:01,924 I... 748 00:44:03,192 --> 00:44:04,360 I feel the ball. 749 00:44:04,393 --> 00:44:05,928 No. You're touching it. 750 00:44:05,961 --> 00:44:07,363 You have to feel it. 751 00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:09,165 Feel... 752 00:44:09,198 --> 00:44:10,799 how solid. 753 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,134 Feel how smooth. 754 00:44:13,369 --> 00:44:15,738 Feel how heavy. 755 00:44:23,012 --> 00:44:25,147 Now, look at the pallina. 756 00:44:27,283 --> 00:44:30,119 The object of bocce is to get close. 757 00:44:31,353 --> 00:44:33,055 So get close. 758 00:44:45,901 --> 00:44:48,003 Yes! 759 00:44:48,037 --> 00:44:50,039 - Yes! You did it! - I did it, I did it! 760 00:44:50,072 --> 00:44:52,441 I did it, I did it, I did it! 761 00:44:54,076 --> 00:44:55,945 I did it! I did it! 762 00:44:55,978 --> 00:44:57,913 Whoa! 763 00:44:59,481 --> 00:45:01,917 I did it! I got a kiss! 764 00:45:01,951 --> 00:45:03,786 I did it! 765 00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:11,760 Get up! 766 00:45:11,794 --> 00:45:13,295 It's my birthday! 767 00:45:13,329 --> 00:45:16,065 Your coffee's on the table. 768 00:45:27,343 --> 00:45:28,477 What is that? 769 00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:29,945 That's a real cake. 770 00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:31,213 We heard about you. 771 00:45:31,247 --> 00:45:33,082 Me and gluten? We go way back. 772 00:45:33,115 --> 00:45:35,184 - Hmm. - Oh, my God. 773 00:45:35,217 --> 00:45:36,885 - So glad we came. - Me too. 774 00:45:36,919 --> 00:45:39,288 You know, he hasn't made that many friends, and... 775 00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:41,056 I wanted him to have one friend here 776 00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:43,025 who isn't collecting Social Security. 777 00:45:43,058 --> 00:45:45,194 Wise guy. 778 00:45:45,227 --> 00:45:47,062 Larry, we're going to have cake now. 779 00:45:47,096 --> 00:45:49,865 We're having a man-to-man conversation. 780 00:45:51,066 --> 00:45:54,236 So, you got a girlfriend, kid? 781 00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:56,171 I'm 11. 782 00:45:56,205 --> 00:45:57,973 I was married at 11. 783 00:45:58,007 --> 00:45:59,275 Divorced at 12. 784 00:46:00,442 --> 00:46:02,077 Time for cake. 785 00:46:04,146 --> 00:46:05,514 Oh, look at that cake. 786 00:46:05,548 --> 00:46:07,550 My diabetes can take the day off. 787 00:46:08,951 --> 00:46:10,519 Oh. 788 00:46:10,553 --> 00:46:12,221 Get up. 789 00:46:14,290 --> 00:46:17,594 ♪ Buon compleanno a te ♪ 790 00:46:17,627 --> 00:46:21,163 ♪ Buon compleanno a te ♪ 791 00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:25,501 ♪ Buon compleanno a Marco ♪ 792 00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:30,072 ♪ Buon compleanno a te ♪ 793 00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:37,913 Okay. 794 00:46:37,946 --> 00:46:40,550 - Here we go. - This is for you, Marco. 795 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,451 From the guys. 796 00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:54,063 My own set? 797 00:46:54,096 --> 00:46:56,332 We all chipped in. 798 00:46:56,365 --> 00:46:58,568 - Hey, you still owe me money. - All right. 799 00:46:58,601 --> 00:47:01,070 Remember, it's not just a game. 800 00:47:01,103 --> 00:47:04,239 It's a continuous line of men and women who came before you. 801 00:47:04,273 --> 00:47:07,042 And I'm a part of that line, and I must extend it forward. 802 00:47:07,076 --> 00:47:09,579 - Grazie, Nonno. - Prego, Marco! 803 00:47:09,612 --> 00:47:12,147 - Two points. - Two points! 804 00:47:12,181 --> 00:47:15,084 Hello? Marco? 805 00:47:15,117 --> 00:47:16,485 - Who's that? - Dad? 806 00:47:16,518 --> 00:47:19,556 - Oh, Jesus. - Smooth Skin is here. 807 00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,192 - Hey, buddy! - You came! 808 00:47:23,225 --> 00:47:24,493 Yeah. 809 00:47:24,526 --> 00:47:26,195 You invited me. 810 00:47:26,228 --> 00:47:28,163 But you came! 811 00:47:28,197 --> 00:47:30,065 I have to be in Atlanta, 812 00:47:30,099 --> 00:47:33,001 so I thought I'd fly through New York. 813 00:47:33,035 --> 00:47:34,236 Is this for me? 814 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,638 That depends. 815 00:47:35,672 --> 00:47:37,272 - What level are you at? - Level 89. 816 00:47:37,306 --> 00:47:39,041 I fell a little behind this last week, 817 00:47:39,074 --> 00:47:40,976 but I'll be at level 100 by AppCon for sure. 818 00:47:41,009 --> 00:47:42,612 Okay, well, this should help. 819 00:47:42,645 --> 00:47:45,914 Plus, I got us VIP passes, so you can get in anywhere. 820 00:47:45,948 --> 00:47:48,283 But you got to get to level 100. 821 00:47:54,156 --> 00:47:56,425 Oh, my God. Mom, look! 822 00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,993 It's the new Eyebridge! 823 00:47:58,026 --> 00:48:01,263 The VR/AR headset? That just came out. 824 00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:03,700 It's a highly coveted new piece of tech. 825 00:48:03,733 --> 00:48:05,934 Wow. 826 00:48:06,969 --> 00:48:08,337 Whoa. 827 00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:12,241 Marco, did you know your dad is Atomic Rick? 828 00:48:12,274 --> 00:48:14,943 We're actually beta testing Rick for the Eyebridge. 829 00:48:14,977 --> 00:48:16,679 You'll have to try it out for me. 830 00:48:16,713 --> 00:48:19,214 - Seriously? - I got to open this. 831 00:48:19,248 --> 00:48:20,516 Come on, Fred. 832 00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:23,018 Hey! What about your bocce set? 833 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:27,289 This is nice. 834 00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:29,191 Big birthday parties on Staten Island. 835 00:48:29,224 --> 00:48:30,359 What you always wanted. 836 00:48:30,392 --> 00:48:31,661 You know, just once, 837 00:48:31,694 --> 00:48:33,328 I wish you could give the kid something 838 00:48:33,362 --> 00:48:35,497 without dangling a carrot in his face. 839 00:48:35,532 --> 00:48:37,466 You keep him on this hamster wheel. 840 00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,134 He has to learn to work for things. 841 00:48:39,168 --> 00:48:41,704 What are you doing here, Rich? 842 00:48:48,645 --> 00:48:50,412 I'm sorry about your mother. 843 00:48:50,446 --> 00:48:53,382 Yeah, well, you missed the funeral by, like, six weeks. 844 00:48:53,415 --> 00:48:55,652 I'm here now, am I not? 845 00:48:55,685 --> 00:48:57,286 I don't want to miss these moments. 846 00:48:57,319 --> 00:49:00,522 - How often does he turn 13? - He's 12. 847 00:49:00,557 --> 00:49:03,091 - Right. - I know you saw that big picture of him holding 848 00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:05,427 a "12" balloon on Facebook, because you're on Facebook, 849 00:49:05,461 --> 00:49:06,995 and so is your new girlfriend apparently. 850 00:49:07,029 --> 00:49:10,132 - Annie... - Don't call me Annie. 851 00:49:10,165 --> 00:49:11,400 We should talk somewhere in private. 852 00:49:11,433 --> 00:49:12,769 You know, Marco's on Facebook. 853 00:49:12,802 --> 00:49:14,571 - No, he's not. - Well, I'm on it, 854 00:49:14,604 --> 00:49:16,438 and he's standing next to me sometimes when I'm on it, 855 00:49:16,472 --> 00:49:18,741 and he sees things, because he's 12. 856 00:49:18,775 --> 00:49:20,643 He understands the world. 857 00:49:20,677 --> 00:49:23,245 He's not not going to understand that you're very publicly 858 00:49:23,278 --> 00:49:25,648 dating one of the Real Housewives of Brazil. 859 00:49:25,682 --> 00:49:28,083 She's an executive at Amazon. 860 00:49:28,116 --> 00:49:30,553 I don't care if she's Mark-Zucking-Zuckerberg. 861 00:49:30,587 --> 00:49:32,221 Who? 862 00:49:32,254 --> 00:49:34,557 Hey, hey, everybody. Hello. How you doing? 863 00:49:34,591 --> 00:49:36,158 Ugh. What now? 864 00:49:36,191 --> 00:49:38,628 I'm Gino. Little Gino. Are you Anna? 865 00:49:38,661 --> 00:49:41,230 Gino Stravecchio? 866 00:49:41,263 --> 00:49:44,099 Anna Amici? 867 00:49:44,132 --> 00:49:45,702 We were in fifth grade together back in Brooklyn. 868 00:49:45,735 --> 00:49:47,269 I'm sorry, what are you doing here? 869 00:49:47,302 --> 00:49:49,304 He's here for you. 870 00:49:49,338 --> 00:49:50,439 Why? 871 00:49:50,472 --> 00:49:52,274 This is Ginolino. 872 00:49:52,307 --> 00:49:55,077 I thought you might like him. He has a very good job. 873 00:49:55,110 --> 00:49:56,613 - Yeah, he's got his own condo. - Pop. 874 00:49:56,646 --> 00:49:58,648 And his own car. Never leases. 875 00:49:58,681 --> 00:50:00,382 Are you guys kidding me right now? 876 00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:02,351 No, he's got a real nice condo. 877 00:50:02,384 --> 00:50:04,219 Is this not a good time? 878 00:50:04,253 --> 00:50:07,055 No, stay. It's just getting good. 879 00:50:07,089 --> 00:50:09,358 Dad, can you help us? 880 00:50:09,391 --> 00:50:10,793 Love to, buddy. 881 00:50:13,763 --> 00:50:17,132 Uh... I didn't know if I should bring flowers or fruit, 882 00:50:17,165 --> 00:50:19,501 so I brought both. 883 00:50:32,381 --> 00:50:35,150 Oh, my God. I am Atomic Rick! 884 00:50:35,183 --> 00:50:38,220 I'm actually blasting the blasterbots. 885 00:50:38,253 --> 00:50:40,222 Marco, can I try? 886 00:50:40,255 --> 00:50:41,591 Not yet. 887 00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:43,693 I'm in the Moat of Many Mangled Men. 888 00:50:43,726 --> 00:50:45,728 They are mangled! 889 00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:51,233 He didn't even say goodbye to his friends. 890 00:50:51,266 --> 00:50:53,268 My friends. 891 00:50:53,302 --> 00:50:55,605 I work so hard with him, 892 00:50:55,638 --> 00:50:57,540 and his father come along with his plastic 893 00:50:57,574 --> 00:51:01,778 and his wires and his no pores. 894 00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:04,446 Oh, I find my hat on the couch, crushed. 895 00:51:05,682 --> 00:51:07,550 It's a betrayal, Anna. 896 00:51:07,584 --> 00:51:11,486 I'm Giulio Cesare with daggers in my back. 897 00:51:13,656 --> 00:51:15,223 Anna! 898 00:51:15,257 --> 00:51:16,425 Why you no listen to me? 899 00:51:20,863 --> 00:51:22,464 He's getting married. 900 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:23,733 Marco? 901 00:51:23,766 --> 00:51:25,367 Richie. 902 00:51:28,203 --> 00:51:30,607 Oh, oh. My baby. 903 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,307 Mwah. 904 00:51:33,843 --> 00:51:36,478 The day I met him, I knew it wouldn't work. 905 00:51:37,647 --> 00:51:39,749 But I wanted it to work. 906 00:51:41,249 --> 00:51:43,118 I wanted it to work. 907 00:51:50,693 --> 00:51:52,327 Come. 908 00:52:42,712 --> 00:52:46,816 ♪ I don't know What it is tonight ♪ 909 00:52:46,849 --> 00:52:50,887 ♪ Maybe your smile Maybe your eyes ♪ 910 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:57,960 ♪ But finally I feel home with you ♪ 911 00:53:01,296 --> 00:53:06,234 ♪ And I don't know If I sound naive ♪ 912 00:53:06,268 --> 00:53:10,272 ♪ All I know is that I believe ♪ 913 00:53:10,305 --> 00:53:16,546 ♪ That finally I feel home with you ♪ 914 00:54:06,796 --> 00:54:08,798 Good morning, sunshine. 915 00:54:08,831 --> 00:54:10,633 Today, it'll be mostly sunny, 916 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:13,502 with a high of 87 and a low of 74. 917 00:54:23,579 --> 00:54:25,581 It is 10:52 a.m. 918 00:54:41,631 --> 00:54:43,599 Hey, give me my TV antenna. 919 00:54:45,467 --> 00:54:47,402 It is 1:51 p.m. 920 00:54:47,435 --> 00:54:49,337 It is 2:28 p.m. 921 00:54:49,371 --> 00:54:51,506 It is 3:27 p.m. 922 00:55:04,687 --> 00:55:06,656 It is 5:24 p.m. 923 00:55:10,159 --> 00:55:13,461 - Hey! - You're not going to waste your summer like this. 924 00:55:13,495 --> 00:55:15,865 This is my legacy? A boy in binoculars? 925 00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:17,867 You look like a drunk astronaut! 926 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:20,069 - Wait, wait, what are you doing? - Saving the world. 927 00:55:20,102 --> 00:55:23,471 - Wait, Nonno, stop. - You didn't even say goodbye to my friends yesterday. 928 00:55:23,505 --> 00:55:25,842 - Do you have no feelings? - Nonno, please! 929 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,777 No, don't touch that! 930 00:55:27,810 --> 00:55:29,612 That's our Assistant! 931 00:55:29,645 --> 00:55:31,581 You're too young for a secretary. 932 00:55:31,614 --> 00:55:33,716 What? Nonno, please. No, you don't understand. 933 00:55:33,749 --> 00:55:35,151 I just need to beat the game first. 934 00:55:35,184 --> 00:55:36,986 - AppCon's in two weeks. - It's summer. 935 00:55:37,019 --> 00:55:40,756 The sun is shining. It's golden. It's beaming. 936 00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:43,759 Do you know what a blessing it is you get to see the sun shine? 937 00:55:43,793 --> 00:55:46,562 Eskimos go for weeks without sunlight. 938 00:55:46,596 --> 00:55:48,698 - I'm not an... - Those kids live inside ice. 939 00:55:48,731 --> 00:55:50,032 They're Popsicles. 940 00:55:50,066 --> 00:55:51,601 I'm calling my dad! 941 00:55:51,634 --> 00:55:52,802 You have a cell phone? 942 00:55:52,835 --> 00:55:54,036 It's for emergencies. 943 00:55:54,070 --> 00:55:56,639 - No! - This is an emergency. 944 00:55:56,672 --> 00:55:58,608 - Give it back! Nonno, please! - No! 945 00:55:58,641 --> 00:56:00,042 - I need it back! Please! - Uh-uh! 946 00:56:00,076 --> 00:56:01,611 Nonno! 947 00:56:01,644 --> 00:56:02,979 Wait, Nonno, give me the key. 948 00:56:03,012 --> 00:56:04,847 - Give me the key, Nonno. - You want the key? 949 00:56:04,881 --> 00:56:06,649 - No! Yes! - I make a deal. 950 00:56:06,682 --> 00:56:08,784 You love a good deal, no? 951 00:56:09,752 --> 00:56:10,987 Sit. 952 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,420 Sit down. 953 00:56:12,454 --> 00:56:13,956 Ugh! 954 00:56:18,194 --> 00:56:20,897 I bought you a new set of bocce balls. 955 00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,999 Use them. 956 00:56:23,032 --> 00:56:24,667 I give you all this junk back 957 00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:27,703 if your team beats my team in bocce. 958 00:56:27,737 --> 00:56:28,971 But if I win... 959 00:56:29,005 --> 00:56:30,973 you spend the rest of your summer 960 00:56:31,007 --> 00:56:33,009 with no electric toys. 961 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:34,911 What am I, Amish? 962 00:56:34,944 --> 00:56:36,178 You need a team. 963 00:56:36,212 --> 00:56:37,813 But I don't... 964 00:56:37,847 --> 00:56:39,582 I don't have a team. 965 00:56:39,615 --> 00:56:40,850 You better get one. 966 00:56:40,883 --> 00:56:44,120 Who? Gino? Gary? Larry? 967 00:56:44,153 --> 00:56:45,922 No. Those are my friends. 968 00:56:45,955 --> 00:56:48,423 You need to get your own friends. 969 00:56:50,092 --> 00:56:51,794 Why are you doing this to me? 970 00:56:51,827 --> 00:56:54,230 Why are you torturing me? 971 00:56:54,263 --> 00:56:55,831 Why can't you just leave me alone 972 00:56:55,865 --> 00:56:58,067 and let me do what I want to do? 973 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,569 You love life so much... 974 00:57:00,603 --> 00:57:03,139 ...and you've been ruining mine since the day you moved in! 975 00:57:03,172 --> 00:57:06,609 You're just a sad, annoying, old man, 976 00:57:06,642 --> 00:57:08,110 and I hate you. 977 00:57:13,282 --> 00:57:15,551 I'm late for bocce. 978 00:57:15,584 --> 00:57:18,821 I'll be back in two hours to feed and water you. 979 00:57:21,290 --> 00:57:23,993 - He took all my stuff. - There's nothing I can do about it. 980 00:57:24,026 --> 00:57:25,661 - Work it out with him. - But you're his landlord! 981 00:57:25,695 --> 00:57:28,197 - I'm his daughter. - He stole all my things! 982 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,799 He's a thief. 983 00:57:29,832 --> 00:57:31,466 I also heard he took your phone. 984 00:57:33,602 --> 00:57:36,939 I told you you couldn't have a cell phone until you were 13. 985 00:57:36,973 --> 00:57:40,109 So where did my 12-year-old son get a cell phone from? 986 00:57:40,142 --> 00:57:41,644 I got it in the mail. 987 00:57:41,677 --> 00:57:43,646 From whom? Last time I checked, 988 00:57:43,679 --> 00:57:45,982 Apple doesn't just send phones to people in the mail. 989 00:57:46,015 --> 00:57:47,149 I want the truth. 990 00:57:48,784 --> 00:57:50,553 Dad sent it to me. 991 00:57:50,586 --> 00:57:51,821 When? 992 00:57:51,854 --> 00:57:53,122 When you took my iPad away. 993 00:57:53,155 --> 00:57:55,091 I took the iPad away for all of a day. 994 00:57:55,124 --> 00:57:57,626 How did you even text him without an iPad? 995 00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,729 I made a phone call. 996 00:57:59,762 --> 00:58:01,130 You picked up the phone? 997 00:58:01,163 --> 00:58:03,666 It was very strange. 998 00:58:03,699 --> 00:58:05,101 Marco, you went behind my back. 999 00:58:05,134 --> 00:58:06,669 We don't do that. 1000 00:58:06,702 --> 00:58:08,037 I need all my stuff back. 1001 00:58:08,070 --> 00:58:09,805 Too bad. Figure it out. 1002 00:58:09,839 --> 00:58:12,074 Do what I did when I was a kid: go play hopscotch. 1003 00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:16,979 What is hopscotch?! 1004 00:58:20,082 --> 00:58:21,717 Marco, what are you doing here? 1005 00:58:21,751 --> 00:58:23,019 You have an Xbox, right? 1006 00:58:23,052 --> 00:58:26,055 Yeah, but it's No-Tech Tuesdays. 1007 00:58:26,088 --> 00:58:27,656 But we have Scrabble. 1008 00:58:27,690 --> 00:58:28,924 What's that? 1009 00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:30,993 How's the Eyebridge? 1010 00:58:31,027 --> 00:58:33,562 My grandfather took it away. 1011 00:58:33,596 --> 00:58:35,598 - What? Why? - I don't know. 1012 00:58:35,631 --> 00:58:37,066 He said that I don't have feelings, 1013 00:58:37,099 --> 00:58:38,901 but I do have feelings. I'm not a robot. 1014 00:58:38,934 --> 00:58:40,703 Who said you were a robot? 1015 00:58:40,736 --> 00:58:42,038 My aunt, the hippie. 1016 00:58:42,071 --> 00:58:44,273 They think we don't hear anything, 1017 00:58:44,306 --> 00:58:46,208 - but we hear everything. - I know. 1018 00:58:46,242 --> 00:58:48,210 My parents fight all the time. 1019 00:58:48,244 --> 00:58:49,945 I hear every word, 1020 00:58:49,979 --> 00:58:53,182 and I know what all the words mean. 1021 00:58:54,850 --> 00:58:57,053 - Do you think that we could...? - Be friends? 1022 00:58:58,187 --> 00:58:59,321 Sure, we could be friends. 1023 00:58:59,355 --> 00:59:00,990 Fred! 1024 00:59:01,023 --> 00:59:02,591 I have to go to the JCC. 1025 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,160 Tonight's youth group. 1026 00:59:04,193 --> 00:59:05,861 Want to come? 1027 00:59:05,895 --> 00:59:07,863 I have lots of friends there. 1028 00:59:12,835 --> 00:59:16,005 Do your friends want to join a bocce team? 1029 00:59:19,341 --> 00:59:20,876 Where have you been? 1030 00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:22,878 - At the JCC. - Why? 1031 00:59:22,912 --> 00:59:25,114 Because I've got a team. You're on. 1032 00:59:28,317 --> 00:59:30,152 Hmm. 1033 00:59:31,654 --> 00:59:33,923 Training begins today, my friends. 1034 00:59:33,956 --> 00:59:35,124 We're not your friends. 1035 00:59:35,157 --> 00:59:36,926 For every hour we play with you, 1036 00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:38,994 we get an hour on your headset when you get it back. 1037 00:59:39,028 --> 00:59:42,765 Epstein gets double because he's the under-12 bowling champion. 1038 00:59:42,798 --> 00:59:44,166 I'm going to crush it. 1039 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,001 A deal is a deal. 1040 00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:50,106 Today, we will learn the rules and the ropes 1041 00:59:50,139 --> 00:59:53,843 of the world's oldest game. 1042 00:59:53,876 --> 00:59:56,645 Now, our opposition will arrive at the bocce court 1043 00:59:56,679 --> 01:00:00,416 with decades upon decades of experience on their side. 1044 01:00:00,449 --> 01:00:02,284 If you want the VR headset, 1045 01:00:02,318 --> 01:00:05,955 we need to cram years of work into about a week. 1046 01:00:05,988 --> 01:00:07,756 That does not seem possible. 1047 01:00:07,790 --> 01:00:09,992 I have to be home by 8:00. 1048 01:00:10,025 --> 01:00:13,262 - The building closes at 7:00. - It's a security protocol. 1049 01:00:13,295 --> 01:00:17,099 You must remember that this is not just a game. 1050 01:00:17,133 --> 01:00:21,003 This is a continuous line of men and women who come before us, 1051 01:00:21,036 --> 01:00:22,838 and we're a part of that line, 1052 01:00:22,872 --> 01:00:24,640 and we must extend it forward. 1053 01:00:26,275 --> 01:00:29,645 I'm expecting all of you to bring forth focus... 1054 01:00:31,046 --> 01:00:32,815 intensity... 1055 01:00:32,848 --> 01:00:34,216 and hard work. 1056 01:00:37,286 --> 01:00:38,420 Are you guys listening? 1057 01:00:38,454 --> 01:00:40,356 Yes. You're yelling. 1058 01:00:40,389 --> 01:00:42,291 This guy is so loud. 1059 01:01:11,487 --> 01:01:13,322 Anna? Where's Marco? 1060 01:01:13,355 --> 01:01:14,757 Out with his friends. 1061 01:01:16,425 --> 01:01:18,093 I did that. 1062 01:01:46,088 --> 01:01:49,058 - I was, like, whoosh. - I was, like, whoosh. 1063 01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:01,837 Good morning, everyone out there. 1064 01:02:01,870 --> 01:02:04,039 Looks like it's going to be a beautiful summer day. 1065 01:02:04,073 --> 01:02:07,209 Temperature's coming in right around 78, so not too hot, 1066 01:02:07,243 --> 01:02:09,478 but watch out and put on some sunscreen out there. 1067 01:02:09,511 --> 01:02:11,480 Time for a quick traffic report. Looks like... 1068 01:02:13,482 --> 01:02:14,850 Nonno! 1069 01:02:14,883 --> 01:02:16,118 Who's there? 1070 01:02:16,151 --> 01:02:17,820 Get up. Put your teeth in. 1071 01:02:17,853 --> 01:02:20,422 Get ready to get your 20th-century butt kicked. 1072 01:03:06,035 --> 01:03:08,003 Oh, look who it is. 1073 01:03:08,037 --> 01:03:09,606 Mr. Eat Your Own Cake Alone, 1074 01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:12,341 I'm Not Even Gonna Say Goodbye At My Own Birthday Party. 1075 01:03:12,374 --> 01:03:13,543 Animale. 1076 01:03:13,576 --> 01:03:16,245 Who are these kids? 1077 01:03:16,278 --> 01:03:18,914 This my bocce team. 1078 01:03:18,947 --> 01:03:20,082 These are my friends. 1079 01:03:20,115 --> 01:03:21,450 - Yeah, we are. - Mm-hmm. 1080 01:03:21,483 --> 01:03:23,052 You could bring 2,000 people. 1081 01:03:23,085 --> 01:03:24,554 That don't make them your friends. 1082 01:03:24,587 --> 01:03:26,388 Takes years to make friends. 1083 01:03:26,422 --> 01:03:29,158 - They're mercenaries. - How much did he pay you? 1084 01:03:29,191 --> 01:03:32,194 You got a lot of different, uh, types in your crew. 1085 01:03:32,227 --> 01:03:34,531 Diversity. Not new. 1086 01:03:34,564 --> 01:03:36,298 That's how our generation rolls. 1087 01:03:36,332 --> 01:03:39,068 Our strength is in our interconnected 1088 01:03:39,101 --> 01:03:40,302 yet disparate networks. 1089 01:03:40,336 --> 01:03:41,970 Huh? 1090 01:03:42,004 --> 01:03:43,372 We're his friends, Pops. 1091 01:03:43,405 --> 01:03:45,874 Let's bury them. 1092 01:03:45,908 --> 01:03:47,076 Yeah. 1093 01:03:47,109 --> 01:03:48,645 You want to practice? 1094 01:03:48,678 --> 01:03:50,346 We can go smoke and eat bagels. 1095 01:03:50,379 --> 01:03:52,481 We don't need practice. 1096 01:03:52,514 --> 01:03:54,116 This is our house now. 1097 01:03:54,149 --> 01:03:56,051 Our house. 1098 01:03:56,085 --> 01:03:58,287 This is Epstein's house now. 1099 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,502 You smoke? 1100 01:04:13,536 --> 01:04:15,538 Secret's out. 1101 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:22,612 You're going down. You and your black lungs. 1102 01:04:22,645 --> 01:04:24,681 And then I want my Eyebridge. 1103 01:04:24,714 --> 01:04:26,248 I'm sorry. 1104 01:04:26,281 --> 01:04:27,916 What? 1105 01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:30,687 Oh, it's on. 1106 01:04:33,088 --> 01:04:34,923 Two teams of four to start. 1107 01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:36,492 We play to 12. 1108 01:04:36,525 --> 01:04:39,361 Best of three. 1109 01:04:39,395 --> 01:04:41,531 Team Cheech, green. 1110 01:04:41,564 --> 01:04:43,365 Team Marco, red. 1111 01:04:43,399 --> 01:04:45,067 All right, let's flip for it! 1112 01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:46,268 Let's go! 1113 01:04:46,301 --> 01:04:48,070 - Call it. - Tails. 1114 01:04:49,405 --> 01:04:51,940 - Heads. - Aw, man. 1115 01:04:53,543 --> 01:04:55,244 These kids are funny. 1116 01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:05,354 You got this, Cheech. 1117 01:05:06,623 --> 01:05:09,124 All right, all right. Good shot. 1118 01:05:09,158 --> 01:05:10,560 Good. 1119 01:05:11,694 --> 01:05:13,061 Nice. 1120 01:05:13,095 --> 01:05:14,531 Come on, Marco. 1121 01:05:16,633 --> 01:05:18,267 It's okay. 1122 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:19,669 We have three more balls. 1123 01:05:19,702 --> 01:05:22,504 Do you really think you're going to beat us? 1124 01:05:23,773 --> 01:05:25,407 Epstein, come on. 1125 01:05:25,441 --> 01:05:27,342 This kid shoots like a rocket ship. 1126 01:05:27,376 --> 01:05:29,712 Two points for us. 1127 01:05:31,013 --> 01:05:32,281 Come on, Cheech. 1128 01:05:32,314 --> 01:05:33,650 - Ha-ha! - Yeah! 1129 01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:35,618 - That's how it's done. - Nice! 1130 01:05:42,524 --> 01:05:44,159 Round one to the dinosaurs. 1131 01:05:44,193 --> 01:05:45,762 That's what I'm talking about. 1132 01:05:45,795 --> 01:05:47,262 Ugh! 1133 01:05:47,296 --> 01:05:48,731 Anybody know how to use an Xbox? 1134 01:05:48,765 --> 01:05:50,499 'Cause they ain't getting it back! 1135 01:05:50,533 --> 01:05:52,702 Okay, okay. Don't let it go to your head. 1136 01:05:54,537 --> 01:05:56,606 - You got this, May. - You can do it. 1137 01:05:56,639 --> 01:05:58,040 Ugh. 1138 01:06:01,076 --> 01:06:02,411 Come on, come on, 1139 01:06:02,444 --> 01:06:03,613 come on, come on, come on. 1140 01:06:03,646 --> 01:06:05,414 Ugh! 1141 01:06:05,447 --> 01:06:07,584 - Seven? - How'd they get seven already? 1142 01:06:07,617 --> 01:06:10,085 We're never getting that headset back. 1143 01:06:11,453 --> 01:06:13,055 Epstein! 1144 01:06:13,088 --> 01:06:14,423 They're crushing us. 1145 01:06:14,456 --> 01:06:16,458 Epstein, you're rolling it too hard. 1146 01:06:16,492 --> 01:06:17,760 There's no pins down there, 1147 01:06:17,794 --> 01:06:19,562 so there's nothing to knock down. 1148 01:06:19,596 --> 01:06:23,666 Can you roll it softer? Still focused, but softer. 1149 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,469 Remember that time when we went bumper-bowling 1150 01:06:27,503 --> 01:06:28,671 for Sara's birthday party? 1151 01:06:28,705 --> 01:06:30,105 Yeah. 1152 01:06:30,138 --> 01:06:31,674 But you hit a strike, 1153 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:33,743 but you hit it off the side first, like a pinball. 1154 01:06:33,776 --> 01:06:35,477 Just do that. 1155 01:06:35,511 --> 01:06:37,346 You're right. 1156 01:06:37,379 --> 01:06:39,782 The ball is still in play if you hit it off the sides first. 1157 01:06:39,816 --> 01:06:42,317 Let's go. Cut the chit-chat. 1158 01:06:42,351 --> 01:06:43,753 Don't worry. I got this. 1159 01:06:43,786 --> 01:06:45,755 Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. 1160 01:06:45,788 --> 01:06:47,690 You got this, Epstein. You can do it. 1161 01:06:47,724 --> 01:06:49,458 Yeah, Epstein! 1162 01:06:54,496 --> 01:06:56,533 - Yes! - Whoo! 1163 01:07:09,712 --> 01:07:11,313 Awesome. 1164 01:07:11,346 --> 01:07:13,583 See? I told you this was Epstein's house. 1165 01:07:13,616 --> 01:07:15,484 We're catching up, Pops. 1166 01:07:15,517 --> 01:07:16,819 No way. 1167 01:07:16,853 --> 01:07:18,520 - Look at that. - Yes! 1168 01:07:20,657 --> 01:07:21,824 - Eh... - Ah. 1169 01:07:21,858 --> 01:07:23,693 Yes! 1170 01:07:23,726 --> 01:07:26,261 Come on, Sal. Close it out. 1171 01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:30,633 Ha! My sister's teeth. 1172 01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:32,301 Oh, no. 1173 01:07:32,334 --> 01:07:34,303 You remember my sister's teeth, kid? 1174 01:07:34,336 --> 01:07:36,471 Ha-ha! 1175 01:07:40,610 --> 01:07:42,144 Yeah, Marco! 1176 01:07:42,177 --> 01:07:44,513 - You got this! - Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 1177 01:07:44,547 --> 01:07:45,882 - Yes! - Whoo! 1178 01:07:45,915 --> 01:07:48,483 - We're going to win! Yeah! - Go, Marco! 1179 01:07:50,653 --> 01:07:52,822 Never going to happen, kid. 1180 01:07:52,855 --> 01:07:54,857 You're never going to make that shot. 1181 01:07:54,891 --> 01:07:57,225 Go back to your fort. 1182 01:07:59,896 --> 01:08:02,865 Focus, Marco. Focus. 1183 01:08:15,243 --> 01:08:17,580 - What are you doing? - Come on. Let's go. 1184 01:08:17,614 --> 01:08:19,314 Quiet. Everyone, quiet. 1185 01:08:19,348 --> 01:08:21,618 Take a deep breath and clear your brain. 1186 01:08:22,819 --> 01:08:24,219 Now, breathe. 1187 01:08:31,426 --> 01:08:33,261 Cheech, buddy, what's the matter? 1188 01:08:33,295 --> 01:08:35,197 Hey, get him some water. Watch it. 1189 01:08:35,230 --> 01:08:37,634 - Don't let him hit his head. - Whoa, he's falling. 1190 01:08:37,667 --> 01:08:39,468 Cheech! 1191 01:08:39,501 --> 01:08:41,771 Call 911! Cheech! Somebody call an ambulance! 1192 01:08:41,804 --> 01:08:44,841 - Hey, get him some water. - Somebody call it in. Cheech. 1193 01:08:44,874 --> 01:08:46,208 Cheech! 1194 01:09:05,795 --> 01:09:07,697 Marco! 1195 01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:11,834 Marco. 1196 01:09:23,613 --> 01:09:27,282 I thought you'd want to bring some clean ones for him in the morning. 1197 01:09:27,315 --> 01:09:29,786 Thank you. 1198 01:09:29,819 --> 01:09:31,319 Theresa, I don't care what you're doing. 1199 01:09:31,353 --> 01:09:32,889 This is not just my responsibility. 1200 01:09:32,922 --> 01:09:35,357 I was just there for the funeral. 1201 01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:37,593 He is in the hospital. I cannot do this alone. 1202 01:09:37,627 --> 01:09:39,796 I can't get on a plane every time there's something wrong. 1203 01:09:54,944 --> 01:09:56,846 I'm your Google Assistant. 1204 01:09:56,879 --> 01:10:00,583 I can help you find answers, get things done, and have fun. 1205 01:10:54,336 --> 01:10:56,973 Veggie patty? 1206 01:10:57,006 --> 01:10:59,809 Marco, you have been in your room for two days. 1207 01:10:59,842 --> 01:11:02,578 I have to go to the hospital and you need to eat. 1208 01:11:02,612 --> 01:11:04,046 I'm not hungry. 1209 01:11:05,514 --> 01:11:07,683 Marco, we don't lock doors in this house. 1210 01:11:07,717 --> 01:11:09,417 Open it now. 1211 01:11:18,628 --> 01:11:20,696 It's Fred, Sara, and David. 1212 01:11:20,730 --> 01:11:21,998 And Adam. 1213 01:11:22,031 --> 01:11:23,633 What do you want? 1214 01:11:23,666 --> 01:11:25,333 We're here for moral support. 1215 01:11:25,367 --> 01:11:26,869 Moral what? 1216 01:11:26,903 --> 01:11:28,436 We're your friends. 1217 01:11:29,739 --> 01:11:30,907 I don't need friends. 1218 01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:32,440 Now, go away. 1219 01:11:32,474 --> 01:11:33,976 But everyone's asking for you. 1220 01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:35,545 I said, go away! 1221 01:11:35,578 --> 01:11:39,347 Fine! But you still owe us 87.5 hours. 1222 01:11:39,381 --> 01:11:41,349 This isn't over! 1223 01:11:44,954 --> 01:11:47,557 What do you want? 1224 01:11:47,590 --> 01:11:48,991 - It's Gino. - And Larry. 1225 01:11:49,025 --> 01:11:50,726 - And Gary. - Go away! 1226 01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,061 Hey, we're going to the hospital. 1227 01:11:52,094 --> 01:11:53,663 - You want to come? - No! 1228 01:11:53,696 --> 01:11:55,798 And we brought you something. 1229 01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:57,667 I don't care what you brought! 1230 01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:00,435 I don't want a veggie patty, I don't want moral support, 1231 01:12:00,468 --> 01:12:02,705 and I don't want to go to the hospital! 1232 01:12:02,738 --> 01:12:05,074 I just want to stay here in my room! 1233 01:12:06,843 --> 01:12:08,110 Ah, let's go. 1234 01:12:08,144 --> 01:12:10,112 I mean, free parking ends in an hour. 1235 01:14:57,780 --> 01:15:00,282 Why does everyone leave me, Mom? 1236 01:15:00,316 --> 01:15:02,818 Oh, sweetheart. 1237 01:15:06,922 --> 01:15:09,191 Loving people's not good. 1238 01:15:10,626 --> 01:15:11,827 It hurts when they leave. 1239 01:15:11,861 --> 01:15:13,262 No, Marco. 1240 01:15:13,295 --> 01:15:14,997 It hurts when they leave 1241 01:15:15,031 --> 01:15:19,001 because loving people is so, so good. 1242 01:15:21,871 --> 01:15:23,939 I told him that I hated him. 1243 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,108 Do you? 1244 01:15:26,142 --> 01:15:27,943 No. 1245 01:15:29,111 --> 01:15:31,013 He's my friend. 1246 01:15:33,215 --> 01:15:36,152 Friends are the key to life, my love. 1247 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:40,022 They're whom we live for. 1248 01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:45,928 Sometimes they can just destroy us. 1249 01:15:49,398 --> 01:15:51,133 But sometimes... 1250 01:15:54,370 --> 01:15:57,773 they can bring us back to life. 1251 01:16:02,778 --> 01:16:04,313 Hey, Marco. 1252 01:16:06,148 --> 01:16:08,217 Fred, you have a guest. 1253 01:16:09,151 --> 01:16:11,020 Well, well, well. 1254 01:16:11,053 --> 01:16:13,155 Looks like you came to your senses. 1255 01:16:13,189 --> 01:16:14,824 I just came to keep my promise. 1256 01:16:14,857 --> 01:16:17,993 You have can have this back in 87.5 hours. 1257 01:16:18,027 --> 01:16:20,162 Keep it. 1258 01:16:20,196 --> 01:16:21,897 I don't want it back. 1259 01:16:21,931 --> 01:16:23,732 But I need your help. 1260 01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:26,702 Now you want our help? 1261 01:16:29,972 --> 01:16:33,142 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. 1262 01:16:33,175 --> 01:16:34,376 I was wrong. 1263 01:16:34,410 --> 01:16:36,145 I do need friends. 1264 01:16:36,178 --> 01:16:39,748 Friends are the key to life and, you, Frederick? 1265 01:16:39,782 --> 01:16:41,317 You're my friend. 1266 01:16:41,350 --> 01:16:43,252 You came to me in my darkest hour, 1267 01:16:43,285 --> 01:16:46,322 and I slammed my door in your face. 1268 01:16:46,355 --> 01:16:48,724 You didn't even open it. 1269 01:16:48,757 --> 01:16:50,059 I would've slammed it. 1270 01:16:50,092 --> 01:16:51,694 It was locked! 1271 01:16:51,727 --> 01:16:53,028 Well, if it wasn't locked, 1272 01:16:53,062 --> 01:16:54,897 I would've opened it and slammed it. 1273 01:16:54,930 --> 01:16:57,299 I would've unlocked the door and slammed it in your face. 1274 01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:59,668 I let you win at Scrabble. 1275 01:16:59,702 --> 01:17:01,237 Can you forgive me? 1276 01:17:03,005 --> 01:17:04,707 Yes. 1277 01:17:04,740 --> 01:17:07,243 Even though you've been a to me all year. 1278 01:17:07,276 --> 01:17:08,878 Thanks. 1279 01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:12,181 Oh! Mm. 1280 01:17:12,214 --> 01:17:14,183 You're saturated. 1281 01:17:14,216 --> 01:17:16,685 Stop using big words. That's my thing. 1282 01:17:18,087 --> 01:17:19,755 Can you guys all come over to my house? 1283 01:17:19,788 --> 01:17:21,323 For what? 1284 01:17:24,126 --> 01:17:26,061 Marco, are you coming to the hospital? 1285 01:17:26,095 --> 01:17:28,063 - Coming down. - Be right there. 1286 01:17:28,097 --> 01:17:29,365 We're almost done. 1287 01:17:41,377 --> 01:17:44,013 Buddy, I've been texting you. AppCon starts at 2:00. 1288 01:17:44,046 --> 01:17:46,448 I'm sorry. I have a previous commitment. 1289 01:17:46,482 --> 01:17:48,050 What do you mean? 1290 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:49,385 You've been waiting all summer for this. 1291 01:17:49,418 --> 01:17:52,454 Rich, my father's in the hospital. 1292 01:17:52,488 --> 01:17:54,056 The tickets were expensive, Anna. 1293 01:17:54,089 --> 01:17:55,824 Did you hear what she just said? 1294 01:17:55,858 --> 01:17:57,760 Marco, don't talk to your father like that. 1295 01:17:57,793 --> 01:17:59,862 - Why not? - Because he's your father. 1296 01:17:59,895 --> 01:18:01,197 You texted me her picture. 1297 01:18:01,230 --> 01:18:03,065 You said that she was just your friend. 1298 01:18:03,098 --> 01:18:04,900 You texted him her picture? 1299 01:18:06,402 --> 01:18:08,837 I wanted to ease you into it so it wasn't such a shock. 1300 01:18:08,871 --> 01:18:11,473 - You lied! - I'm not a liar. 1301 01:18:11,507 --> 01:18:13,909 You said you were going to L.A. for work, 1302 01:18:13,943 --> 01:18:15,844 that you'd be back in a week. 1303 01:18:15,878 --> 01:18:17,813 That was two years ago. 1304 01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:21,483 I never stopped texting you. 1305 01:18:21,517 --> 01:18:23,385 I have to go. 1306 01:18:23,419 --> 01:18:25,120 My friend is sick. 1307 01:18:33,028 --> 01:18:35,331 My dad's really not doing well. 1308 01:18:43,505 --> 01:18:44,974 How's he doing? 1309 01:18:45,007 --> 01:18:47,109 He's been asking for Marco. 1310 01:18:57,587 --> 01:18:59,154 Ciao, Nonno. 1311 01:19:05,894 --> 01:19:07,796 Oh. 1312 01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:09,331 Ciao, Marco. 1313 01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:14,903 Bocce prince of Staten Island. 1314 01:19:21,544 --> 01:19:23,812 Who won the game? 1315 01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:25,314 You did, Nonno. 1316 01:19:29,251 --> 01:19:31,186 I brought you your hat. 1317 01:19:32,488 --> 01:19:35,190 I want you to keep it, Marco. 1318 01:19:36,392 --> 01:19:39,995 It's safe with you, my friend. 1319 01:19:40,029 --> 01:19:42,532 I thought I was your grandson, not your friend. 1320 01:19:44,534 --> 01:19:46,536 God made you my grandson. 1321 01:19:46,569 --> 01:19:48,971 Bocce made you my friend. 1322 01:19:55,077 --> 01:19:56,879 Mm. 1323 01:19:56,912 --> 01:19:58,480 Is this it? 1324 01:20:00,349 --> 01:20:02,017 "It"? 1325 01:20:02,051 --> 01:20:04,953 When you leave your legacy. 1326 01:20:06,322 --> 01:20:07,856 When you go to... 1327 01:20:13,395 --> 01:20:16,198 That's not what that means, Marco. 1328 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,603 Heaven, in Italian, 1329 01:20:20,637 --> 01:20:23,839 is "paradiso." 1330 01:20:26,175 --> 01:20:28,611 I like that word. 1331 01:20:28,645 --> 01:20:30,379 Paradiso? 1332 01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:35,484 We made you something. 1333 01:20:36,452 --> 01:20:38,120 Who, "we"? 1334 01:20:38,153 --> 01:20:40,022 Me and my friends. 1335 01:20:46,261 --> 01:20:49,298 Oh. 1336 01:20:49,331 --> 01:20:51,634 I don't want to be a robot. 1337 01:20:51,668 --> 01:20:53,902 You're going to be okay. 1338 01:21:01,310 --> 01:21:02,945 What is this? 1339 01:21:06,248 --> 01:21:09,385 You said Nonna gives you life. 1340 01:21:29,304 --> 01:21:33,610 ♪ I don't know What it is tonight ♪ 1341 01:21:33,643 --> 01:21:37,946 ♪ Maybe your smile Maybe your eyes ♪ 1342 01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:42,652 ♪ But finally I feel home ♪ 1343 01:21:42,685 --> 01:21:45,622 ♪ With you ♪ 1344 01:21:48,257 --> 01:21:52,528 ♪ And I don't know If I sound naive ♪ 1345 01:21:52,562 --> 01:21:57,266 ♪ All I know Is that I believe ♪ 1346 01:21:57,299 --> 01:22:01,203 ♪ That finally I feel home ♪ 1347 01:22:01,236 --> 01:22:05,174 ♪ With you ♪ 1348 01:22:06,275 --> 01:22:09,511 ♪ I may never find ♪ 1349 01:22:09,546 --> 01:22:14,049 ♪ All the answers ♪ 1350 01:22:14,082 --> 01:22:18,387 ♪ I may never have ♪ 1351 01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:21,290 ♪ A clue ♪ 1352 01:22:23,492 --> 01:22:28,030 ♪ And I don't know What tomorrow brings ♪ 1353 01:22:28,063 --> 01:22:30,132 ♪ Maybe a kiss ♪ 1354 01:22:30,165 --> 01:22:32,267 ♪ Maybe a ring ♪ 1355 01:22:32,301 --> 01:22:37,139 ♪ But finally I feel home ♪ 1356 01:22:37,172 --> 01:22:41,109 ♪ With you ♪ 1357 01:23:04,233 --> 01:23:08,538 This summer, my Nonno taught me about cookies, 1358 01:23:08,571 --> 01:23:11,541 dirty sneakers, 1359 01:23:11,574 --> 01:23:13,475 and my sister's teeth. 1360 01:23:15,077 --> 01:23:16,579 That might seem silly to you, 1361 01:23:16,613 --> 01:23:18,748 but these things are important. 1362 01:23:18,781 --> 01:23:22,050 They're what make life like paradiso. 1363 01:23:23,218 --> 01:23:25,120 Nonno taught me that there's more to life 1364 01:23:25,153 --> 01:23:26,455 than just what's on the screen, 1365 01:23:26,488 --> 01:23:28,123 that life is happening all around us, 1366 01:23:28,156 --> 01:23:30,158 and we just have to get up and live it. 1367 01:23:30,192 --> 01:23:33,061 I think he knew that we wouldn't ever really be without our iPads 1368 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:34,797 or cell phones or video games... 1369 01:23:34,831 --> 01:23:37,366 but he tried to show me that there are great traditions 1370 01:23:37,399 --> 01:23:38,601 that we need to carry on. 1371 01:23:38,635 --> 01:23:39,836 And this is one of them. 1372 01:23:41,370 --> 01:23:43,573 Today, we play in honor of Cheech! 1373 01:23:45,808 --> 01:23:48,277 Ladies and gentlemen, Cheech's grandson Marco. 1374 01:23:52,414 --> 01:23:54,449 Okay, are we ready? 1375 01:23:54,483 --> 01:23:56,485 - Let's do this. - We're ready. 1376 01:23:56,518 --> 01:23:58,453 We're gonna crush it! 1377 01:23:58,487 --> 01:24:00,590 There are teams from all over the island. 1378 01:24:00,623 --> 01:24:03,860 Right, but there's only one that we really need to beat. 1379 01:24:03,893 --> 01:24:05,595 Couple of guys to shoot, 1380 01:24:05,628 --> 01:24:07,129 couple of guys to point. 1381 01:24:07,162 --> 01:24:08,531 That's the name of the game. 1382 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,835 Oh, yeah? 1383 01:24:12,869 --> 01:24:14,503 - Here they come. - Gentlemen... 1384 01:24:14,537 --> 01:24:16,305 I just want to say thank you for everything 1385 01:24:16,338 --> 01:24:17,807 you've done for me and my family. 1386 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,576 We love you. 1387 01:24:19,609 --> 01:24:21,510 Nonno's looking down on us today. 1388 01:24:21,544 --> 01:24:24,146 It's going to be such a shame when he watches you guys lose. 1389 01:24:24,179 --> 01:24:25,682 Oh! 1390 01:24:25,715 --> 01:24:27,482 - You're going down! - You're not too big 1391 01:24:27,516 --> 01:24:29,217 to get knocked down a peg, little boy. 1392 01:24:29,251 --> 01:24:30,853 We are going to wipe the floor 1393 01:24:30,887 --> 01:24:33,723 with your sorry middle-school asses. 1394 01:24:52,909 --> 01:24:55,712 All right, let's have some fun out there today. 1395 01:25:05,788 --> 01:25:07,489 We love you, Frederick! 1396 01:25:26,542 --> 01:25:28,544 I'm taking two now. 1397 01:25:39,689 --> 01:25:41,791 - Hi. - Hi. 1398 01:26:26,273 --> 01:26:31,273 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1399 01:30:08,858 --> 01:30:12,962 ♪ I don't know What it is tonight ♪ 1400 01:30:12,995 --> 01:30:17,233 ♪ Maybe your smile Maybe your eyes ♪ 1401 01:30:17,266 --> 01:30:21,871 ♪ But finally I feel home ♪ 1402 01:30:21,904 --> 01:30:24,941 ♪ With you ♪ 1403 01:30:27,843 --> 01:30:32,148 ♪ And I don't know If I sound naive ♪ 1404 01:30:32,181 --> 01:30:36,518 ♪ All I know Is that I believe ♪ 1405 01:30:36,552 --> 01:30:40,856 ♪ That finally I feel home ♪ 1406 01:30:40,890 --> 01:30:44,560 ♪ With you ♪ 1407 01:30:45,828 --> 01:30:49,031 ♪ I may never find ♪ 1408 01:30:49,065 --> 01:30:53,269 ♪ All the answers ♪ 1409 01:30:53,302 --> 01:30:57,740 ♪ I may never have ♪ 1410 01:30:57,773 --> 01:31:01,210 ♪ A clue ♪ 1411 01:31:03,012 --> 01:31:07,550 ♪ And I don't know What tomorrow brings ♪ 1412 01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:11,554 ♪ Maybe a kiss Maybe a ring ♪ 1413 01:31:11,587 --> 01:31:16,125 ♪ But finally I feel home ♪ 1414 01:31:16,158 --> 01:31:19,862 ♪ With you ♪ 1415 01:31:34,310 --> 01:31:39,015 ♪ And I don't know What tomorrow brings ♪ 1416 01:31:39,048 --> 01:31:43,753 ♪ But I can hear The wedding bells ring ♪ 1417 01:31:43,786 --> 01:31:47,723 ♪ And finally I feel home ♪ 1418 01:31:47,757 --> 01:31:51,627 ♪ I finally feel at home ♪ 1419 01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:57,633 ♪ I finally found a home ♪ 1420 01:31:58,601 --> 01:32:03,706 ♪ With you! ♪ 97655

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