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(LAUGHS)
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(ELECTRONIC RINGING)
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You're lucky
I still have this on.
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What is so pressing?
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I‐I just wanted to talk to you
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about something that I couldn't
really talk to you about at the center.
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Um, look, I... really like you,
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and I told the sheikh
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that I would tell you
some things about me,
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uh, before we get to know
each other,
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and, uh, I‐I think you need
to know that
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I have had sex,
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and I have watched
a lot of porn,
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and‐‐and I've had sex
with people
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that I shouldn't
have had it with.
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Um...
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Yeah, I don't need
to know the details.
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(GENTLE MUSIC)
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Uh, okay, but‐‐yeah,
but the sheikh told me
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that‐‐that I should, you know,
tell you about...
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No, I‐I know who you are.
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I‐I get the vibe.
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Like, what vibe?
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Like‐‐like a‐like a porn vibe?
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Like, you feel, like,
a porn vibe off me?
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No, I‐‐no. I know you've
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you've had a past,
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and I don't need the details.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I'm just interested
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in who you are becoming,
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who you want to be.
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That's it.
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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So this is my room,
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and that is all you will
ever see, ever, in person.
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This is the rest of the house.
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Great lighting.
And this is my mom's piano.
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(HALTINGLY PLAYING PIANO)
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♪ ♪
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Blah, blah, blah. (LAUGHS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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You're popular. You're trying
to tell me you're not popular.
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You're like a popular person.
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You're defin‐No!
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You're definitely
a popular person.
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Yeah, I feel like people
are trying to talk to you
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and, you know, are
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you know, they're‐‐they're‐‐
wanna know what you think.
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♪ ♪
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I mean, not really.
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This is the piece
everyone's been talking about.
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(LAUGHS)
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- Wow, that was...
- (IMITATES
PULSING SOUND)
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Wow, that's‐‐yeah.
That. (LAUGHS)
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♪ ♪
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I just‐‐I feel... so much closer
to God when I'm with you.
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ZAINAB: I feel the same way, too,
'cause I have to teach you so much.
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♪ ♪
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(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
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Hey, what's up?
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STEVE: Pack your bag.
Come outside, bitch.
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MO: There he is! Let's go, baby!
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STEVE: Get your shit.
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We're going to Atlantic City.
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What?
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Your bachelor party. Let's go.
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Yeah, I'm‐‐I'm not getting
married. MO: Come on, man.
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We know how seriously
you've been taking Zainab, bro.
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You've been talking to her
for a month nonstop.
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You've been leading prayers. You've
got prayer beads around your neck.
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Your posture's better.
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MO: It's only
a matter of time, bro.
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You're on a Muslim schedule.
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You're gonna be married
within a month.
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Yasmina and I did
our katb kitab
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17 days after our parents met.
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The reason I know the days is,
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we were gonna wait ten days,
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but then she got
her menstrual cycle,
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so we pushed a week. 17 days.
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Yeah, dude, our parents
haven't even met yet.
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MO: That's why
it's the right time!
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I don't like how white people
do their bachelor parties.
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It's really weird, man.
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They do them
right before the wedding.
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(LAUGHS)
They're already committed.
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That's disgusting.
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Who‐‐who came up with this?
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Steve. Steve did.
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Look, man.
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It's a really good night
for me to sin.
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I've got my virtual umrah
scheduled for later tonight.
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RAMY: Virtual umrah?
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Oh, my God. Shut up!
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MO: Yeah, man.
I've got a guy in Mecca
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doing umrah for me.
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It's a new startup. The patent
is pending. Fatwa's pending too.
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I got the VR working.
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I got the guy heading
to umrah right now.
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All right?
He's gonna be in Mecca.
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He's‐‐all my sins
are gonna be wiped clean
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within six hours,
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so I gotta get in some shit
right now.
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I'm just going to make sure none of
you guys do anything you're gonna regret.
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MO: He wants to go.
This guy's a gambling addict.
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I will not touch the slots.
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I'm not gonna gamble.
I'm just driving.
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Yeah, look, I don't want to go
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to Atlantic City, all right?
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It's disgusting.
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It's a bunch of haram shit
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that I'm‐‐I'm not doing anymore.
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STEVE: Hey, man, ever
since you've been so religious,
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I've barely seen you,
and once you get married,
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I'm never gonna see you.
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So let's just try
to have some fun
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one (PAINED) last time.
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What's going on? Are you okay?
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Just get in the fucking van.
MO: Get in the fucking car.
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My guy is waiting
for his flight to Mecca, okay?
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He already has the‐‐
the haram on.
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Let me‐‐let me just‐‐
let me sleep on it.
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Maybe we'll go tomorrow. I‐‐.
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AHMED: No, Ramy. We gotta go
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before the snowstorm hits
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or you're gonna be snowed in
with your family
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and the next thing you know, you're
gonna be married before it melts.
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You wanna go that bad?
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No, I'm only going
'cause you're going.
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It's haram.
I understand it's haram.
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But it's gonna snow.
I don't do well with snow.
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Look, one‐‐one night, okay?
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One night, and we're not
gonna do anything crazy. Yeah?
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Keep it halal 100%.
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AHMED:
Bring some sheets, though.
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Some of these hotels
have bad sheets.
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- Extra ones, just in case.
- Shut up.
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Just get your shit. Hurry up.
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Shut the fuck up, Ahmed. MO: Dude,
what the fuck are you bringing up sheets?
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AHMED: I saw blood on a sheet.
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AHMED: Ugh. Smells like
old carpet.
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(SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYING)
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What the fuck
is this hotel, Steve?
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It was the only hotel left.
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There's a big fight
this weekend.
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Bro, it's like, 45 minutes
away from the main strip.
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Hey, man, this is one
of the only spots
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not hit by Hurricane Sandy.
It's resilient.
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I think it's kind of nice
that we're far away
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from all the distractions.
It's good.
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Oh, shit, bro. It's like
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strip club is like
six blocks away.
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Yeah, I know.
They don't have a ramp,
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so I brought my manual wheelchair.
RAMY: Yeah, why don't we
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do something
a little bit more low‐key?
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Yeah? Like maybe go
to a magic show or something?
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Magic? That shit's demonic.
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Astaghfirullah,
definitely evil.
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You're saying strippers
are more halal than magicians?
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100%.
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Magicians speak to jinn.
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Strippers express themselves.
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Eh, Ahmed, come on, man.
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You don't want
to go to a strip club.
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No, I don't want to go, but
if I do go, I won't look at them.
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Maybe I can give some of
the employees some money
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to put towards
their studies, inshallah.
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Shut the fuck up.
What are you, Drake?
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You're gonna put these
strippers through college?
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Yes. This is actually sadaqah.
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Dude, this isn't
what we agreed on.
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STEVE: Ramy,
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you've been haram
your entire life.
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I know how you are with women,
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so let's not pretend
that you can't do this
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for one more night.
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MO: Come on, man, let's go.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Let's get out of here.
I'm running out of time.
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Let's get some titties in Steve's
face. (SPEAKING ARABIC)
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STEVE: Yes, we should.
AHMED: Yeah, you guys check in.
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I'll meet you upstairs.
I gotta call Yasmina.
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MO: Yeah. Here, I'll
take the fucking bag.
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AHMED: Thank you.
MO: All right, no problem.
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(MACHINE SOUNDS)
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Ex‐‐excuse me, sir,
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in the blue hoodie.
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Yeah, what?
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I need you to push
this button for me.
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Why can't you fucking do it?
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I'm Muslim. I can't, man.
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I just need you to push
this button for me.
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♪ ♪
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You hit the jackpot,
you can keep all the winnings.
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I can't take the money.
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It's haram.
It's the devil's work.
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Yeah, whatever, man.
All I gotta do
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is hit this button?
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AHMED: Yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Use your right hand.
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Always lead with your right.
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♪ ♪
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GAMBLER: Holy shit.
(LAUGHS) $1,400!
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How the fuck did you know, man?
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I just do. I always do.
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GAMBLER: (LAUGHS)
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I gotta go. I gotta go pray
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before I go to the strip club
with my friends.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do some
fucking praying of my own.
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(ARAB RAP MUSIC)
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♪ ♪
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(RAPPING IN ARABIC CONTINUES)
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♪ ♪
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Get down here. Get down
here and give my man a lap dance.
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My man's almost about
to get married.
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Uh, no, I'm‐‐I'm okay.
Thank you.
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I got you, bro.
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Uh, I'm okay. Thank
you, thank you so much.
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STRIPPER: So you're Ramy?
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Gonna get married?
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Um, w‐well, our, uh‐‐
our parents are about to meet,
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and we're Muslim, so...
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STRIPPER: Hmm... Muslim.
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Yeah, yeah, and um‐‐
you know, in our
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in our culture,
when the parents meet,
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uh, usually, we try
to get married quickly
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so that we‐‐we don't have sex
before marriage.
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Oh, yeah? RAMY: Uh...
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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Um, so‐‐so yeah, that's, uh...
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That's‐‐that's what's happening
right now.
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So‐‐so this is all a little‐‐
little premature, uh...
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♪ ♪
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So, uh...(CHUCKLES)
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Sorry, c‐can you, uh
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c‐could you take those off?
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These? Yeah.
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Uh, c‐can you‐‐
can you take them off?
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Like, no, take them off,
seriously.
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Those are my prayer beads.
My‐‐my sheikh
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please, I need those.
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yeah. Dude.
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♪ ♪
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MO: Whoa. What happened to Ramy?
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Who cares?
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(MUFFLED RAP MUSIC
IN BACKGROUND)
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♪ ♪
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Ramy, you okay?
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Dude, it's fucking disgusting
in there.
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I know. I agree.
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RAMY:
Then why are you here, man?
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I thought you knew better
than this.
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I just expected more from you.
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Me? You expected more from me?
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Yeah. AHMED: Do
you know how many times
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I've watched you
do crazy things,
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slowly waiting, praying
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that you do the right thing?
262
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- I‐I know.
- I never judged you!
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I just prayed for you.
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Do you know how many times
I've prayed for you?
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I've prayed for you more times
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than I prayed for the refugees.
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Then I feel guilty about that
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because I say to myself, "Ahmed",
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"why are you praying for Ramy?
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"You could pray
for the refugees.
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Why? You don't know
who to decide to‐‐".
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Then I get a panic attack,
and I feel bad about myself
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because I can send that energy
to those kids, but no,
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I gotta send them to you
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when I know you
ain't worth shit.
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Okay, look, man,
I'm‐‐I'm sorry. I'm‐‐I'm just‐.
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You don't think I know
this strip joint is disgusting?
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But I got other demons
to deal with myself.
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I could be a world poker
champion!
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I'm just trying to do
the right thing, okay?
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You're not doing
the right thing.
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You're using the urinal.
It's haram.
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All that splash‐back's
getting on your clothes.
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You're covered in piss.
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Your prayers won't count.
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♪ ♪
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("THROW SOME MORE" PLAYING)
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ Goody so good,
it made my seats wet ♪
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RAMY: Dude, we‐‐we‐No, no.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I, uh‐STEVE: Ramy, get out.
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Here, thank you for your work,
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but I‐‐we gotta go. We gotta go.
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Here, it's‐‐here.
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For you.
Yep, we're getting out of here.
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Ramy, don't do this.
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Ramy, I swear to God, no.
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No!
301
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Ramy. Fuck.
302
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RAMY: Come on, guys. Let's go.
We're getting out of here.
303
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Dude, what are you talking
about, man?
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Hold on a second.
305
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I got‐‐I got another 30 minutes.
306
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My guy's about to check in
to the Mecca Hilton Towers.
307
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I don't want to be here
anymore.
308
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You interrupted a lap dance.
309
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You don't do that.
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This place isn't good for us.
311
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It's‐‐it's not good
for the people who work here.
312
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Half this place
is like an office.
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There's‐‐there's a guy, like,
printing something back there.
314
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Like, spiritually,
this‐‐this sucks.
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STEVE: Stop
with the religious shit.
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RAMY: Steve, I'm telling you,
man,
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if you just believed
in something,
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it would change everything
for you.
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Just trust me.
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It is always the same
with the religious people.
321
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Muslims, Christians‐all you do
is tell people how to live their lives.
322
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Dude, I'm trying to help you.
That's what I'm trying to do.
323
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Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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You guys can't be arguing
about God and shit in here.
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No religion.
I mean, it's a titty joint.
326
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What's the matter with you?
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I got a certain ambience
to uphold around here,
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and you fucking guys are
making everything uncomfortable.
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You know what? I want you
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and your whole fucking crew
out of here.
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What? RAMY: Yeah,
sure. No problem.
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OWNER: Take 'em out. Yes!
333
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OWNER: Claudio, get
these fucking guys out of here.
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RAMY: Yeah, we're trying to
leave. That's what we're doing.
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Good. Take the furry‐neck
motherfucker
336
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and the turtleneck motherfucker.
337
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- Take them both out and go!
- Come on!
338
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Yes, sir. Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
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MO: Come on, Ramy. Come on!
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- Ah, jeez!
- The fuck out of here.
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MO: Fucking last time
I see you this year.
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You gotta change the tubes
in your soda machines.
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Take a walk‐‐take a walk!
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Claudio, get this guy
and take his fucking crew out,
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all of them!
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DJ: All right, folks,
it's snowing hard out there,
347
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so let's stay warm
with some half‐off dances!
348
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Why, uh‐‐why are we
in this room again?
349
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It's the only one
with a roll‐in shower.
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Roll‐in shower?
351
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:12,127
Okay, are we showering you
this weekend?
352
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Is that... (GROANS)
353
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Dude, what‐‐what's wrong, man?
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What's happening?
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I have to come.
356
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I know you wanted
to stay at the strip club,
357
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dude, but I'm telling you,
it's not good for you
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to be there. No,
359
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you don't fucking get it.
360
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I gotta come, and I need help.
361
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Agh!
362
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In case you haven't noticed,
my hands don't work,
363
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and because of my condition,
364
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if I don't come, it builds up,
365
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and it really fucking hurts!
366
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Usually, my nurse will help me,
367
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but she's been
on maternity leave
368
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for the past month.
369
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She‐‐she usually, like...
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Yes. RAMY: Okay.
371
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:56,340
But now, they assigned me
this 50‐year‐old bald guy.
372
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No way I'm asking him.
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W‐what if, uh‐what if
we just put you in the bed
374
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and‐‐and you just sleep, and then
maybe you'll get a wet dream, right?
375
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:06,360
If it's so built up, you'll‐‐
I don't get those anymore.
376
00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:10,284
Agh, dude, fucking dying, man.
377
00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:13,500
You know, I picked Atlantic City
378
00:17:13,524 --> 00:17:17,465
because I knew
I'd have a bunch of options.
379
00:17:17,489 --> 00:17:19,302
Didn't think
you would cock‐block me.
380
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:21,181
I‐I don't know, man.
381
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,935
I‐I'm sorry. Like...
382
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,565
Yeah, now I can't even go
back to that strip club.
383
00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:28,822
All the snow out there‐‐
it's all accumulated.
384
00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,449
My chair would get fucked up.
385
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:31,744
What do you want to do, man,
386
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,205
just so we can make you
feel better?
387
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:36,128
We're in Atlantic City.
Call a hooker.
388
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:38,048
No, dude. I don't
want that energy in here.
389
00:17:38,072 --> 00:17:39,677
It's‐Oh, fuck your energy.
390
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:41,639
I'm dying, man.
391
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:43,768
What if we get you on Tinder,
yeah, and you can just, like,
392
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,104
maybe match with a nice woman,
393
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:47,108
and then‐‐and then she
can come over,
394
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,404
and‐‐and something
could happen organically?
395
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:52,620
I am not going on Tinder
396
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,498
to use a woman.
397
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:57,086
I'm not you.
398
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,719
(GROANING)
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00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:03,540
RAMY: All right, all right.
Hey, hey, what if, uh...
400
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:08,299
What if I‐‐what if I‐‐
what if I help you?
401
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,703
Like‐‐like, dude,
402
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,916
if you're gonna die
or something,
403
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,781
I'll, uh... I'll jerk you off.
404
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:28,357
You think jerking me off
is less haram than a hooker?
405
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:29,777
I don't know.
I don't know, all right?
406
00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:31,614
I‐I‐I‐‐I'm just‐‐I'm just
trying to do the right thing.
407
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,535
STEVE: The fuck is wrong
with you?
408
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:34,912
You want to jerk me off
409
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:37,876
so you can feel
410
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,505
like a better Muslim.
411
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:43,345
You're not going to use my come
412
00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:46,375
to wash your sins.
413
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,984
All right, man. Okay,
all right. Just let's
414
00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:51,153
we'll‐‐we'll call somebody.
415
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,616
Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
416
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,770
- Hurry up.
- All right, I'm on it.
417
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,469
What part are you at?
418
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:07,978
(STAMMERS) I'm at the Kaaba.
419
00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,690
It's so unreal.
420
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:13,447
Really? Oh, man.
421
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:16,077
(BREATHLESSLY) Oh...
422
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:18,917
It feels like
I'm (SPEAKING ARABIC), man.
423
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:22,465
For real? MO: It's so amazing.
424
00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:24,804
It's‐‐it's like a
425
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,808
it's like an apocalypse
of snow outside,
426
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,770
and (LAUGHS)
427
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:32,486
I'm in (SPEAKING ARABIC)
and I can
428
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,280
like, feel the warmth.
429
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,076
Like, really feel it?
430
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,411
MO: I mean, almost.
431
00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:39,440
Okay. (SPEAKING ARABIC)
432
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,042
Ohh...
433
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:55,281
Bro, I know a guy who kissed
the Black Stone once,
434
00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,451
woke up the next day
with a cold sore.
435
00:19:57,475 --> 00:19:59,229
He had to sit out
the rest of Hajj.
436
00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:08,098
(CHANTING IN ARABIC)
437
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:11,146
(CONTINUES CHANTING) AHMED:
You're saying it wrong. You're drunk.
438
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,983
I got some sins
I gotta clear, too.
439
00:20:13,007 --> 00:20:16,221
(MO CONTINUES CHANTING)
440
00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:20,498
If you could please make it,
that‐‐that would be, uh, amazing.
441
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:22,902
Okay, thank you, Lindsay.
442
00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:26,886
Another no?
443
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,096
RAMY: She said she's gonna try,
444
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,934
but nobody wants to come
because of the snow.
445
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:32,313
Ah, fuck.
RAMY: I tried everything, dude,
446
00:20:32,337 --> 00:20:33,775
every website.
447
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,487
I talked to a pimp.
448
00:20:35,511 --> 00:20:37,491
Like, a pimp has
my phone number right now.
449
00:20:37,515 --> 00:20:39,369
I don't‐‐he could do
anything with that.
450
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:42,291
I... STEVE: (GROANS)
451
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:45,739
All right, listen.
452
00:20:47,325 --> 00:20:50,265
If this is not
453
00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:55,341
about pleasing your Allah...
454
00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:01,706
Then maybe
455
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:03,333
you can do this.
456
00:21:03,357 --> 00:21:05,922
Look, man, I‐I don't think
457
00:21:05,946 --> 00:21:09,095
Allah would be pleased by this.
458
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,143
Just tell me
how you would do it.
459
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:15,149
Look, I think I'd just try
to do
460
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:19,616
whatever, you know, the
lowest‐impact version of it would be.
461
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,998
Like, maybe, uh, I'd put my hand
on your hand, and just kind of, like,
462
00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:25,127
guide like that so it feels
like you, like you're doing it.
463
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,591
No, man.
You'd pull my shoulder out.
464
00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:30,220
Right, okay. Um
465
00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:32,099
w‐what if I take
this towel, yeah?
466
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:33,644
It's a soft towel.
467
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,652
I place it on, and I just
kind of, like, you know,
468
00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:42,018
the two ends and just kind of
create some torque and‐‐and‐‐and...
469
00:21:43,814 --> 00:21:45,292
Fine.
470
00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:50,052
Just promise me
471
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,098
that you're going to hate this.
472
00:21:52,122 --> 00:21:54,352
Just tell me
you're grossed out by it.
473
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:56,690
Tell me you're a shitty Muslim.
474
00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:58,945
I'm‐‐yeah, dude,
I'm grossed out by it,
475
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,534
and I'm
476
00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:03,788
I'm‐‐I am a shitty Muslim,
all right?
477
00:22:03,812 --> 00:22:06,233
I'm a‐‐I'm a fucking‐‐
I'm a piece of shit Muslim.
478
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,287
Feel it? Yeah, yeah.
479
00:22:45,311 --> 00:22:47,983
Okay, I'm just trying
to get...
480
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:55,414
STEVE: (GRUNTS)
481
00:23:03,472 --> 00:23:04,701
- No, no, it's not working.
- No? No, no?
482
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,162
No, I'm getting rug burn.
483
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,248
Sorry, sorry.
484
00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:08,751
Yeah? STEVE: Yeah, it's fine.
485
00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:10,337
Okay, um, let me just try
the pillow.
486
00:23:10,361 --> 00:23:11,548
- Sure.
- Try it‐‐try it with the...
487
00:23:11,572 --> 00:23:13,343
Yeah. Yeah? Let's try to...
488
00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:14,846
Uh, great. Yeah?
489
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:16,224
Put it there.
490
00:23:16,248 --> 00:23:17,434
Get in there, yeah.
491
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,729
Uh‐huh. Yeah? Okay.
492
00:23:18,753 --> 00:23:20,900
All right.
493
00:23:20,924 --> 00:23:22,862
Ow.
494
00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:25,158
Dude, ease up.
495
00:23:25,182 --> 00:23:27,789
I'm‐‐I'm‐‐all right.
496
00:23:27,813 --> 00:23:29,668
No, no, easy.
497
00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:31,236
Okay, okay.
498
00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:37,224
STEVE: Agh.
499
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,355
Ah, shit, ow.
500
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,357
RAMY: Okay, let me try
something.
501
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,527
Put‐‐can you put it in drive?
502
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,612
Put it in drive. What?
503
00:23:43,636 --> 00:23:44,781
Put it in drive.
Just put it...
504
00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:46,117
- What the fuck?
- Just put it in drive.
505
00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:47,787
Okay, fine. You got it?
506
00:23:47,811 --> 00:23:49,750
Yeah. It's moving?
507
00:23:49,774 --> 00:23:51,127
Okay.
508
00:23:51,151 --> 00:23:52,505
Ramy, what are you doing?
509
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:54,240
What?
510
00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,819
No. Okay.
511
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,935
(COUPLE MOANING ON PHONE)
512
00:24:08,728 --> 00:24:11,752
Turn it off. Stop.
This isn't working.
513
00:24:11,776 --> 00:24:13,380
Yeah, I know, dude. I
know it's not fucking working.
514
00:24:13,404 --> 00:24:14,382
I'm trying to‐‐
Shut the fuck up
515
00:24:14,406 --> 00:24:16,302
and give a minute.
516
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:17,370
(GROANS)
517
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,899
All right, look.
518
00:24:22,923 --> 00:24:27,951
I've been doing this
for my entire adult life,
519
00:24:27,975 --> 00:24:30,498
and there is only one way
520
00:24:30,522 --> 00:24:32,776
that this is going to get done.
521
00:24:34,237 --> 00:24:36,342
(WINCES)
522
00:24:36,366 --> 00:24:38,078
You have to use your hands.
523
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,774
- Bare hands.
- Yeah, yeah, I get that.
524
00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:46,428
Just get it over with.
RAMY: Okay, all right.
525
00:24:52,064 --> 00:24:53,794
Ah, cold, cold!
526
00:24:53,818 --> 00:24:56,215
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Shit.
527
00:24:56,239 --> 00:24:58,178
Come on, dude.
RAMY: You want me to, like
528
00:24:58,202 --> 00:24:59,514
maybe I'll put some hot
water on it. STEVE: Yeah.
529
00:24:59,538 --> 00:25:00,933
Yeah? Okay, all right.
530
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:03,522
Jeez, you have, like,
worse circulation than me.
531
00:25:03,546 --> 00:25:04,965
Ugh.
532
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:09,325
(WATER RUNNING) Agh!
533
00:25:09,349 --> 00:25:12,540
Oh, hurry up, man.
534
00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:14,084
Oh, I'm dying, dude.
535
00:25:14,108 --> 00:25:15,630
Okay, all right, dude.
536
00:25:15,654 --> 00:25:17,132
Just‐‐just give me a sec,
all right?
537
00:25:17,156 --> 00:25:19,386
What‐‐what is this?
538
00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:20,598
I'm just‐‐
What are you doing?
539
00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:21,683
Look, I'm just gonna pray,
and then‐,
540
00:25:21,707 --> 00:25:22,769
and then we'll do it, all right?
541
00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:23,896
I just‐‐I need to pray. Pray?
542
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,148
No, no, no.
543
00:25:25,172 --> 00:25:26,735
You said this was not
544
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,533
about you feeling good
about yourself.
545
00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:31,620
Do not pray right now.
546
00:25:31,644 --> 00:25:32,997
Dude, come on.
It's my bachelor party, okay?
547
00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:34,333
I can pray
before I jerk you off.
548
00:25:34,357 --> 00:25:37,297
Shut the fuck up.
Get over here
549
00:25:37,321 --> 00:25:39,093
and jerk me off
550
00:25:39,117 --> 00:25:41,872
right fucking now.
551
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:55,024
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
552
00:26:01,077 --> 00:26:02,539
(SIGHS)
553
00:26:08,091 --> 00:26:09,762
(WHISPERS)
554
00:26:19,907 --> 00:26:21,535
(GROANS)
555
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:23,389
You good?
STEVE: Yep.
556
00:26:23,413 --> 00:26:24,391
Okay.
557
00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:26,086
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
558
00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:33,141
(MOTOR WHIRRS)
559
00:26:42,661 --> 00:26:44,288
Hey there.
560
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,461
Hey, um...
561
00:26:53,891 --> 00:26:55,412
You already, uh...
562
00:26:55,436 --> 00:26:57,709
Yeah.
563
00:26:57,733 --> 00:26:59,360
We're‐‐we're good.
564
00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:02,175
I'm still gonna have
to charge you.
565
00:27:02,199 --> 00:27:04,430
RAMY: Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
I got it, um
566
00:27:04,454 --> 00:27:06,458
I got‐‐this is what‐‐
this is what I have.
567
00:27:11,677 --> 00:27:13,096
Okay.
568
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,522
Yeah.
569
00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:26,641
Dude, if you had just
let me pray,
570
00:27:26,665 --> 00:27:28,060
man, it would have timed out
perfectly.
571
00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:29,814
If you‐Oh, no, no, no, no.
572
00:27:29,838 --> 00:27:31,735
If you actually believed in God,
573
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:33,112
you wouldn't have listened
to me.
574
00:27:33,136 --> 00:27:34,824
You told me you were dying.
STEVE: Ramy...
575
00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:36,995
You looked at me, and you
said, "I'm dying." STEVE: Ramy
576
00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:40,920
I don't have the strength
to fight right now.
577
00:27:40,944 --> 00:27:42,614
Can you just hold me?
578
00:27:44,576 --> 00:27:45,763
You want me to hold you?
579
00:27:45,787 --> 00:27:48,644
I'm cold,
and after what we just did,
580
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,188
it was fucking weird,
581
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:53,385
so could you just hold me?
582
00:27:56,391 --> 00:27:57,936
Yeah.
583
00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:05,868
♪ ♪
584
00:28:07,581 --> 00:28:10,729
AHMED: It's a miracle,
subhanallah.
585
00:28:10,753 --> 00:28:12,817
MO: Subhanallah, indeed.
And you don't have to worry
586
00:28:12,841 --> 00:28:15,823
about your sandals getting
stolen at the (SPEAKING ARABIC).
587
00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:17,577
AHMED: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
without all the germs.
588
00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:19,980
I can really come around
to this.
589
00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:24,716
MO: I'm telling you, bro,
it's incredible.
590
00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:26,636
Look at this.
591
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:28,557
♪ ♪
592
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,310
Wow. AHMED: Wow.
593
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:35,361
Check out right here. Oh, ho!
594
00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:37,324
♪ ♪
595
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,161
AHMED: H‐help me. Help me.
596
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,165
♪ ♪
597
00:28:41,189 --> 00:28:43,545
MO: Here. Go in here.
598
00:28:43,569 --> 00:28:46,676
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: ♪
Got no time for the corner boys ♪
599
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,056
(BOTH WEEPING)
600
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,356
BRUCE: ♪ Down in the street
making all that noise ♪
601
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,692
♪ ♪
602
00:28:54,716 --> 00:28:57,782
♪ Don't want no whores
on eighth avenue ♪
603
00:28:57,806 --> 00:29:00,286
♪ ♪
604
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:04,169
♪ 'Cause tonight
I'm gonna be with you ♪
605
00:29:04,193 --> 00:29:05,589
♪ ♪
606
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:09,096
♪ 'Cause tonight
I'm gonna take that ride ♪
607
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,141
♪ ♪
608
00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:14,398
♪ Cross the river
to the Jersey side ♪
609
00:29:14,422 --> 00:29:16,986
♪ ♪
610
00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:20,159
♪ Take my baby to the corner ♪
611
00:29:20,183 --> 00:29:22,163
Yeah, definitely gotta get
married.
612
00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:25,044
- BRUCE: ♪ And I'll take you... ♪
- Mm‐hmm.
613
00:29:25,068 --> 00:29:27,591
BRUCE: ♪ On all the rides ♪
614
00:29:27,615 --> 00:29:30,973
♪ Sing sha la la la la ♪
615
00:29:30,997 --> 00:29:35,022
AHMED: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
This is so beautiful.
616
00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:38,279
Please, ya Allah,
please forgive my sins.
617
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:40,408
BRUCE: ♪ Sha la la ♪
MO: Is that my cousin?
618
00:29:40,432 --> 00:29:43,832
AHMED: Your cousin's here too?
MO: I think he's there, bro.
619
00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:45,794
BRUCE: ♪ Sha la la la la ♪
620
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:49,761
♪ I'm in love with
a Jersey girl ♪
621
00:29:49,785 --> 00:29:53,518
♪ Sha la la la la ♪
622
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,854
♪ ♪
623
00:29:54,878 --> 00:30:00,239
♪ Sha la la la la la la la la ♪
624
00:30:00,263 --> 00:30:05,542
♪ Sha la la sha la la la la ♪
625
00:30:05,566 --> 00:30:08,799
♪ Sha la la la la la ♪
626
00:30:08,823 --> 00:30:11,011
♪ ♪
627
00:30:11,035 --> 00:30:12,932
♪ You know she thrills me ♪
628
00:30:12,956 --> 00:30:15,019
♪ With all her charms ♪
629
00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,106
♪ ♪
630
00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:20,363
♪ When I'm wrapped up
in my baby's arms ♪
631
00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:22,660
♪ ♪
632
00:30:22,684 --> 00:30:25,499
♪ My little angel
gives me everything ♪
633
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,168
♪ ♪
634
00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:32,930
♪ I know some day
that she'll wear my ring ♪
635
00:30:32,954 --> 00:30:34,809
♪ So don't bother me ♪
636
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,440
♪ 'Cause I got no time ♪
637
00:30:38,464 --> 00:30:44,286
♪ I'm on my way to see
that girl of mine, yeah ♪
638
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:49,421
♪ Nothing else matters
in this whole wide world ♪
639
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:55,016
♪ When you're in love
with a Jersey girl ♪
640
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,397
♪ Sing sha la la la ♪
641
00:30:58,421 --> 00:30:59,984
♪ ♪
642
00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:02,071
♪ Sha la la la la la ♪
643
00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:05,954
♪ La la la la la la ♪
644
00:31:05,978 --> 00:31:10,797
♪ Sha la la sha la la la ♪
645
00:31:10,821 --> 00:31:13,803
♪ Sha la la la I'm in love ♪
646
00:31:13,827 --> 00:31:17,101
♪ With a Jersey girl ♪
647
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:21,736
♪ Sha la la la la ♪
648
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:27,998
♪ Sha la la la la la la la la ♪
649
00:31:28,022 --> 00:31:32,716
♪ Sha la la sha la la la la ♪
650
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:35,471
♪ Sha la la la la la ♪
651
00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:38,292
♪ ♪46721
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