All language subtitles for Megaconda (2010) [1080p] WEBRip [VIP]

- Man.

This don't look good.

The heck with this.

- What do you think we
got trapped today, Hoke?

A possum?

Maybe a raccoon?

- Maybe a bobcat, Jerry.

I don't know.

Quiet.

- I've never ate
no bobcat before.

What's that taste like?

- Chicken.

Now keep it down, will ya?

- What are you so worried about?

- I don't want that damn
ranger to catch us up here

like last time!

- That can't happen.

- The hell it can't!

- Don't you read the paper?

Ranger budget got cut
last month by the feds.

He's all packed up and gone.

- So who's in charge?

They got to send somebody
up here to catch poachers.

- Like us?

- Yes, Jerry, like us.

- Well, Sheriff Carey's
got jurisdiction.

- Wayne Carey?

Hell.

I taught Wayne Carey
everything he knows

about setting traps
up here years ago.

Wayne Carey ain't gonna
cause us no problems.

Come on, Jerry.

You go check them
big traps up there.

I'm gonna keep on going out.

Damn.

- No, no!

- Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Damn it, Jerry.

Whoa, Jerry.

- Mornin'.

- Hey, Dad.

- How do you stomach that stuff?

- Wendy turned me on to it.

- Is that the new girlfriend?

- She's into wheat germ and
tofu and all that stuff.

- So naturally, you're
into wheat germ and tofu

and all that stuff.

- Well, I'm trying.

- Do you like it?

- No comment.

- She must be awful cute.

Who's her dad?

- Steve Armstrong.

- Yeah, I do know who she is.

She is awful cute.

- She's okay.

- Is something the matter, son?

- I was thinkin' about Mom.

Today's the day, you
know, three years ago.

- Yeah, I know.

I think about your
mom every day.

Hey, what do you say we
go to Mary Jane's Cafe

and get some real breakfast?

- I can't, Dad.

They'll be here soon.

We're gonna head up
to Boulder Canyon

and try out my new video camera.

- Eh, tofu, bacon and eggs.

Just be careful.

And don't forget, stop by the
TV station on your way out,

and check see about that job.

- I will.

- Hey, be careful!

- Hoke, you look like
you've been up all night.

Have you seen a
ghost or somethin'?

- Has that dang
Jerry been in here?

- No, I haven't seen
him since last Thursday.

He paid his tab.

- Maybe I did see a ghost.

Or what's left of one.

Mary Jane, give me a
shot of somethin'.

- Honey, you know I can't
sell liquor till afternoon.

- I ain't buyin'.

- Well, I guess I ain't
breaking the law

if I just give it to you.

Thanks.

- Good mornin'.
- Morning.

- Mornin', sheriff.

- Jake Deveroe.

It's been a while.

- Yeah, it has.

It's nice to be back
in my own home town.

How long you been back?

- About a week.

It's my signature on
those construction papers.

- Yeah, I thought I
recognized the name.

Stay out of trouble, okay?

Good morning, beautiful.

- Good morning.

Whatcha gonna have?

- I'm gonna have two
eggs over easy,

toast, bacon, and a big
cup of coffee with cream.

- The usual.

Okay.

- Sheriff.

I had a man disappear off
the job site last night

up in Boulder Canyon.

He stayed behind
to do some grading

after the rest of the crew left,

and he didn't check in.

- Boulder Canyon?

Well nobody's reported
anything, Jake.

It was Friday night.

It's payday, right?

Maybe your guy just wandered off

for the first beer
of the weekend.

- Well, he didn't pick
up his paycheck, either.

- Willard Parker's
paying for this venture.

I guess at what Willard pays,

he probably would've needed
that envelope by now.

- Willard Parker pays
a fair day's wage

for a full day's work.

- Well that's not what
I've been hearing, Jake.

Your guy probably quit on you.

You and Willard have to
expect this kind of thing.

I have no problem with
what you guys are doing,

but you can't come
into this town

and do business on the cheap.

I'm tellin' you
that as a friend.

- Friend.

That's a good one.

We haven't been friends since
you stole my girlfriend.

- I didn't steal your
girlfriend, Jake.

I married her.

- And you got her killed, too.

Oh, I'm sorry Wayne.

You weren't driving
that car, were you?

My point is, that my man did
not just walk off that job.

I think there's
something bad going on

up in Boulder Canyon.

- Something is, and
that's for sure.

- Isn't it a little early
to be drinkin', Hoke?

- Believe me, this
morning, I need it.

- All right, put your bottle
down, tell me what's going on.

- Well, we got the
entire day to kill.

See ya!

- Beautiful, isn't it?

- I love you.

- I'm just not big on
four letter words.

- I knew that would scare you.

- Thank you, darlin'.

- You're quite welcome.

- Look here, I saw what I
could, and I heard the rest.

The fact is, Jerry is missin'.

- Swear to me that you're
not just drunk, Hoke.

- You think what
you want, sheriff.

But I was sober
enough to find this.

- All right, all right.

I'll take a drive up there
and see what I can find.

Give me about half an hour
to finish my breakfast.

Then both of you meet me
out by my car, all right?

- All right.

- I guess this is what
they call progress.

- It's like seeing your childhood playground all torn up.

- Couldn't have been
more than a few days ago.

This was all fresh dirt.

- There's been a fire up there.

- Maybe.

Looks like a smaller,
controlled blaze.

Burn all the brush and clear
the land as fast as possible.

- Is he here, Tina?

- He is here.

Somebody's gotta keep an
eye on things around here.

You look lovely today, Tina.

Now make yourself scarce.

You thought I forgot, huh?

- I'm going swimming.

- Looks like an expensive pool.

- This is for later.

I have dresses to buy.

- No, you have dresses to model.

State Businessman's
Association is next month,

and all you gotta
do is look pretty.

While I con them
into nominating me

to be their next president.

- Hm, I know how to make man
say yes to almost anything.

- She's expensive,
but she's worth it.

- Oh, I bet she is.

- To keep a woman like that,

you gotta have fame, fortune,
or a very good story.

- Let me guess.

- Well, I don't need the fame.

My story's much too
painful to repeat.

- Well, you certainly
are getting top quality

for your dollar.

- Yep, keep your
hands off her, Jake.

She'll eat you alive.

There won't be a bone
left for the buzzards.

- I know women like that.

A man can't help but look.

- Yeah, well you best keep
your eyes on my other property.

Ones I'm paying you
to take care of.

Now, is there something
you wanna tell me?

- Yeah.

We had a little trouble up
at the job site last night.

I lost one of my men.

- See, I warned you about
hiring undocumented workers.

- Now, they're good workers.

I just can't afford
to pay union rates.

- Well you get what
you pay for, Jake.

- I like hiring 'em.

They're hard working people.

- That's 'cause they
ain't going anywhere.

- Well, i think some
of them already have.

- Have what?

- Gone somewhere.

You know this local
character, Hoke?

- Hogan?

Yeah, I know him,
what about him?

- Well, he was up there
this morning with a buddy,

and apparently his buddy
just disappeared.

Just like my worker.

- Well, maybe he was drinkin',
and he just wandered off.

- No, no, see I don't think so.

I was talkin' to
Sheriff this morning--

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Now you tellin' me you brought
the sheriff in on this?

On my private business?

- I didn't know what else to do.

That's the law, missing
persons, whatever.

I just stopped by to tell you

that the sheriff's heading
up there in about 15 minutes.

- Well then what the
hell are you doing here?

You better get up
there right now.

Make sure nothing
else goes wrong.

- Yes, sir.

- Looks like a controlled burn.

But fast and dangerous.

- I'm sure they used
some kind of accelerant.

- Hang on a second,
keep shooting.

- What is it?

- Gasoline.

- Awesome!

Guys, hey, check this out!

Guys, I'm tractor man, eh!

Come on, guys!

Look, ha-ha!

Man, look at this!

Yeah!

Guys, guys, there's an
awesome tractor over there.

- Whatever, Tractor
Man, let's go.

- Aw, see he saw, he
saw my tractor man.

- Yeah, I saw.

- Yeah, you think if I got
like the suit and the hat

and everything maybe I
could drive that thing?

Yeah.

- Guys, that would look cool!

Yeah.

Anybody need a new
shirt?

Aw, sick.

- Ah no, pick it back up.

- It's bloody.

- It's evidence.

Go on, pick it up.

- It's disgusting.

- Hey guys.

Check it out.

Whoa.

- Look what this
neander-brain just did.

- Guys.

What is it?

- Uh, some kind of
prehistoric reptile, maybe?

- We are about to find out.

I don't know, I think
I missed that class.

Um, it does look prehistoric.

- Cool.

- It's not just cool,

it's the remains of a prehistoric creature found in a rock.

- So what?

- So it means this
place could qualify

as an important
paleontological site.

- So?

- So we should probably
bring this to Evie

at the TV station.

- Okay.

- Sheriff, look what we found.

- That's my man's shirt.

He wore this every day.

- I'm gonna need
that for evidence.

- See sheriff, it's all
gone, just like Jerry.

- Can't you see what
they're doing here, Dad?

This is a big story.

Grading, burning brush,
half the trees are gone.

- It's all legal, Ross.

- How is it legal?

- City never owned this
property, we just leased it.

When the lease ran
out, we seized it

by right of eminent domain.

- Eminent domain?

- It's a law allowing the
government to take over the land

for their greater good.

So assuming the city
now controls the land,

why doesn't it revert
back to being a park?

- 'Cause the city can't
afford to maintain it,

so they sold it to my boss.

- What's he going to build?

- A strip mall.

- In the middle of a park?

- Yeah I don't know.

The place is zoned
for residential.

They'll probably put up a nice
little housing development,

give you kids some new
neighbors to play with.

- I'm not a friggen kid.

- Can't somebody file
a formal grievance?

What about the land records
down at county seat?

How hard did the city try
to find the real owner?

- We're not here to
land survey, Ross.

I'm investigating two
missing persons.

I haven't been here
since I was a kid.

You guys mind showing me around?

- Oh sure.

- Are you coming?

- No, I'm gonna find my man.

I'll catch you later.

Hey folks!

Mornin'!

- Good morning.

- Listen, this is
private property,

so I'm gonna need you
guys to turn around

and head back the way you came.

- I've been coming up
here since I was a kid.

- No, I hear you, I hear you,

it's just the new owner,

he doesn't want any
trespassers, so.

- Dude, we're not
gonna hurt anything.

We're hiking.

- We have a right to
hike through here.

You can't stop us.

- I said take off.

- All right, let's go, guys.

- Oh no, wait, hey guys,
the road's back this way.

Screw it, I am not
a security guard.

Yeah!

- Ah, thank you.

- You're welcome.

What was that?

- I don't know.

Maybe that guy's
following us or something.

- I don't see anything.

- Wow, this is beautiful.

Thanks for showing me around.

Hoke, I don't see
anything unusual up here.

- Sheriff, my traps are
just on the other side

of that ridge, now that
is where I last saw Jerry.

- All right.

Hoke and I are gonna go
take a look up there.

I'll meet you back in town.

You can lead the way.

- Now you're talkin'.

Right here.

This eh.

I looked all over,
this is all I found.

- This is the last
place you saw him?

- Yeah.

This is it.

- What's that smell?

- Holy moly!

Phew!

- What do you think it is?

- Looks like a shedding.

- Shedding of what?

- A big damn snake!

- Help me get it
down to the truck.

I think I need to make
some phone calls.

Careful, don't touch it.

- Who was that?

- Sheriff Wayne, he
wants to see you.

- Well that can't be good.

What else did he say?

- He wants to see you down
at the diner right away,

and I don't know, do
you still love me?

- Of course I still love you.

- Then when do I get
to go into the city?

- What do you need to
go to the city for?

- I have dresses
to buy, remember?

- Why don't you just
by 'em in town?

- You want me to dress like
I my wardrobe at a bait shop.

Oh, tie a flannel shirt
around my waist maybe?

Mm, little pair of Daisy Dukes,

Shady Brady hat upon my head,
chewin' a piece of straw?

- Enough, I get the picture.

- So, when do I get
to go into the city?

- I don't know, how
about next weekend?

- How about you give me the
keys to one of your cars,

and I drive myself.

- How about you get dressed,
and you drive both of us.

- Hey, what happened
to you today?

- I had some business
to take care of.

- Well did you see or
hear anything unusual?

- Not a thing, why?

- Some of my better customers
are pukin' in their hashbrowns

because of that
thing over there.

- I'm sorry Mary Jane.

I brought it in because
I wanted Doc Brown

to take a look at it, and
I thought he might be here.

I promise you, I'll take it
with me as soon as I leave.

- Jake, don't leave
till I tell ya.

We need to talk.

Babe, why don't you wait
over there for me, all right?

So you wanted to
see me, sheriff?

- You want some
coffee or something?

- No thanks.

Look, I'd love to spend a day

talkin' about the price
of corn with you,

but I am a busy man,
even on a Saturday,

so can we get to the point?

- I'm shutting down your
job site at Boulder Canyon.

- Shuttin' it down for what?

- I'm investigating to
missing persons up there.

- I don't think I
need to remind you

that I'm fully permitted.

- This has nothing to do
with permits, Willard.

It's a matter of public safety.

- Boy, oh boy.

You know, sheriff, I'm
pretty unpopular around here.

And you know, when
you're unpopular,

people start pullin'
little tricks on ya,

little pranks on ya,
and that's what this is.

Some local pullin' a prank
to shut down my business.

- All right, why don't
we just cut the crap.

You're a local too, Willard.

Yeah, there's a lot of people
that aren't happy about you

tearin' up that park,
but you and I both know

there's not a single
person in this town

that's gonna break the
law to try and stop you.

- Well, obviously there is.

You just haven't found him yet.

- I'm starting this
investigation.

And your job site's
top of my list.

- That just figures, don't it?

I mean this is the thanks I get
for helpin' out around here.

- I don't think you've ever
helped anybody but yourself,

just like your daddy did.

You know, this is land that
folks take their children to

to play.

It's public land!

- That's it right there.

See, it's not public land
anymore, it's my land.

- It was our land,
and you stole it.

- Now Mary Jane, I love you.

But you know, I got
enough problems

without ordering off your menu.

- Willard, you're shut down
until I say you're not.

Your work crew doesn't come
back till Monday, right?

I promise you I'll
do everything I can

to try and resolve
this before then.

- Yeah well I can't
wait till Monday.

Tina!

You, Jake, I wanna see you
at my house, half an hour.

- You're the boss.

- What do you think he'll do?

- Governor's one of
his best friends,

he'll get my work ban lifted.

- Just like that?

- Just like that.

- Son of a bitch.

How about takin' that stinkin'
thing outta here for me?

It's gotta be a health
hazard or something huh?

- I'll write myself a
citation before I leave,

how about that?

- Oh good, thank you.

- Hey Ross, hey Andy.

- Hey.
- Hey, Evie.

- Great, Evie Chapman,
famous TV news anchor.

- In the flesh.

This is Todd Pinker,
my new shooter.

Ross, Andy.

- Hey man.

- What's up, guys?

- Be nice to these kids, Todd.

They're our groupies.

We don't get a lot of groupies

out in the 47th
broadcast market.

- 48th.

- Don't push it.

- Nice to meet you all.

So what brings you
guys up here today?

You just wanna hang out and
watch a newscast or something?

- Actually, we've been doing
a little reporting of our own.

- Ooh, some big scandal
brewing at Boulder High?

- School's out for the summer.

We just graduated.

- I know.

- Evie's messing with us.

She always does that.

- Ross has been coming
here since grade school

watching what we do.

He learns quick.

He might have my job one day.

- I'd rather have Todd's.

- Hey.

Wait, you
might be in luck.

- What do you mean?

- Well, the boss says we
could use a kid like you

if you'll work for cheap.

We could do with a stringer

for the high school
football coverage.

- That means I get
all the good stuff,

you get all the crap.

- Wow, that sounds good to me.

- Just come by Monday,
and I'll introduce you,

but I'm not promising
anything, okay?

- Evie wait, like I said,

we need to talk to
you about something.

- Okay guys, but make it quick.

- I have some tape to show you.

- Oh sorry kids, we got
a soccer match to cover.

- Please, it'll take a minute.

- We're already late, Eve.

- We just can't.

- Come on.

Just take it as a
personal request

from one of your groupies.

- All right, whadya got?

Well, it is my favorite
type of hot news story.

Evil contractors
raping the land,

helped by corrupt
officials in high places,

treasure trove of
prehistoric fossils,

and all speculation
from a group of kids

fresh out of high school.

It's a recipe for a
liability suit, I'm sorry.

- So we just give up.

- I'll tell you what,
after the soccer match,

Todd and I will swing
out to Boulder Canyon

and see what we can find.

If there's a story there,

I'll do a live remote
from the site,

and we'll feed the footage
back to the station.

Mind you, I will not be
making accusations on the air.

I have a career to uphold.

- I understand.

Can I help with the write?

- You already have.

- Yes, this is Willard Parker,

I'd like to speak to
the governor please.

Yes, I know it's Saturday,

but you tell him it's Willard
Parker, and I'll hold.

Thank you.

- We have to be discreet.

- Discreet, we're in
the house with him.

- I didn't mean here.

- Oh, okay.

Maybe we should just
head up to the job site.

A lot of local kids
go up there and park.

- I don't wanna go
to that canyon.

- Why not?

- Wild critters make me nervous.

- Excuse me, would you
mind excusing us Tina?

- You got a hell of a
mess up there, boss.

- Well why aren't you
up there cleanin' it up?

I think the
sheriff's got everything

pretty much under control.

- Well it's not
the sheriff's job

to get that site ready
for Monday morning.

- What do you want me to do?

- I want you to get up there

and make sure those trespassers
stay off my property.

- Look, I am not a
security guard.

- Well, you're not gonna have
a job Monday morning either

if we don't get
this problem fixed.

Now maybe you should
spend a little more time

watchin' over my
business affairs

and spend a little less
time watchin' my wife.

- You're the one with
the eye candy, Willard.

Maybe you ought to
spend a little less time

flaunting it around if you
don't want people lookin'.

- Get back to work.

- How dare you?

Sometimes I hate you.

- Oh yeah?

Don't forget where I found you.

- How could I?

You won't let me.

- What's gotten into you, Tina?

- I don't know.

I just, can't think straight.

- Well you don't need to think.

You just need to look pretty.

You leave the thinkin' to me.

- I wanna report
two people dead.

- Iverson Point.

- I remember when this
place caught fire.

About two years ago.

You could see the smoke
all the way from town.

We used to come up here

and try to get the
old man all riled.

We'd shoot his
garden full of BBs,

or throw rocks at the shed,

and he'd come out with that
big ol' .20 gauge shotgun

and run us off his property.

- He could've shot
and killed you.

- No, not a chance.

He was carrying
rock salt though.

I did get shot in the
butt once, though.

That burned like hell.

They say that old man
died in this fire.

- That's what I heard, too.

I really liked your speech.

I'm Anna.

- You live here in
Boulder Junction?

- Oh, I used to,
a long time ago.

This is the park

where me and my friends
would hang out, too.

- You see those bulldozers?

- Yeah, you'd think they could
just leave some place alone.

- Especially our place.

- Yeah, especially our place.

- So, what do you do?

- For a living?

I'm a wildlife artist, and
I like to share with people.

I can draw pretty good,

and I started getting hired
by the better magazines.

- This place is awesome.

- It is so beautiful, peaceful.

I haven't been back since
I was in grade school.

And now.

- A strip mall.

- With a gated community.

- Well, welcome to the
real world, guys.

- Oh my god!

- Come on, quick!

Move it!

Keep going!

I guess that bought
us some time.

- How did you find this place?

- I used to play in this
cave when I was a kid.

Makes a pretty good campsite.

- We're lucky we made in time.

- Okay guys, listen.

I hate to break up this episode
of extreme cave makeovers,

but just what the hell was that?

- It looked to me
like a big ass snake.

- Impossible.

They haven't been around for
tens of thousands of years.

Since the dinosaur age.

- Well I guess someone forgot
to tell him he's extinct.

You guys are all 21, right?

- Oh--
- Yeah.

- Yes ma'am.

- Yeah.

- So how do we get out of here?

- Giant, giant snake.

Giant, giant--

Calm down.

- She keeps saying giant snake.

- I know.

- Well I just think
maybe she saw something.

- Like the owner of
that big skin you found?

She'll sleep for while,

but she needs real
medical attention.

- Yeah, I found out Doc Brown's
out of town this weekend.

- Well, then she'll just
have to stay with you.

- Let's start with
the live remote.

All right.

- You going hand-held?

- Yeah.

We'll go wirelessly
back to the van.

- Over here, I think we
should set up over here.

- When I was a kid, we used
to sit around the campfire

and we'd tell stories about
giant snakes and Bigfoot,

but I've never seen
anything more dangerous

that a black bear up here.

This, this thing's real.

- A real what?

- Megaconda.

- You just made that up.

- I didn't, I swear,

I saw it on the internet
last week, okay?

Megaconda.

- Oh, I heard about this.

They found a perfectly
preserved fossil

in Colombia last year.

- Uh, this thing is a little
more than perfectly preserved.

- Over the years, they actually
found traces of steroids

in the prehistoric sponges.

I think that's that keeps
the fossils preserved.

Maybe that's what's
keeping this thing alive.

- I sketched some of
the park higher up,

and I saw this.

It looked to me
like a deep crater,

but now it's got me thinking.

- Its nest, maybe?

- Maybe.

Either way, it's best to
steer clear of the area.

- What killed the
megaconda back in the day?

- The Ice Age.

- Well, assuming we don't
have another Ice Age handy,

what do you suggest
we do about it?

- We get professionals
up here to kill it.

- Professional what, Ross?

Giant snake hunters?

- No.

I was thinking more along
the lines of my dad.

No signal.

- Great.

- I'm standing next
to a deep crater

apparently created by an
intense underground explosion.

The lack of wildlife in the area

may indicate that a
geophysical limnic eruption

has taken place in
Boulder Canyon.

While only two such
limnic eruptions

have ever been
recorded previously.

- So we can resume
work on Monday, then?

And the governor will fax
me the signed document?

Excellent.

Many thanks.

All right.

What was once a
beautiful wildlife preserve.

But it looks like somebody
wants to change all that.

There's a private
contractor here grading,

building, burning,
clearing the land

and chopping down trees.

Looks like Boulder Canyon's
about to go away for good.

And now for a little history
lesson on Boulder Canyon.

The first inhabitants
of Boulder Canyon

were the Pueblo Indians.

In the late 1800s, the Southern
Pacific Railroad Company--

- I'm goin' out.

- Where you goin'?

- Just out for some air.

- And do a little thinking.

- That's right.

- I love you, you know.

I love you, too.

- Eve Chapman, Six
News, Boulder Canyon.

- That's it.

We got it.

Footage is good.

They got the feed
clear as a bell.

Back to the station?

- Oh not yet.

We gotta get some B-roll.

There's some interesting
trails up above.

We'll get some footage of that,

and we'll show the audience
what these construction guys

are about to destroy.

- What are you tryin'
to win another award?

- Yeah.

Just keep the live feed open.

We'll keep pumpin' the
stuff back to the station.

- One thing that puzzles me,

is where this thing came from.

- Maybe this park was some kind
of radioactive dumping site

back in the '50s.

So where do you think
the snake came from?

- I don't know.

Why don't you ask me again?

Probably the
construction blasting.

The bulldozers might
have unearthed something

that had been laying dormant
for thousands of years.

- So you think this creature
had been laying dormant

in these rocks all this time?

- Like that fossil we found.

- It's just a wild guess.

Does that really
matter right now?

- Well, I mean like Ross says,

we have to warn the sheriff.

- I'm more worried about
Evie and the TV station.

She's probably up
here somewhere.

- Come on, the coast is clear.

Okay, so where are
you guys parked?

- Down at the construction site.

- Wait, wait, that's the
TV crew van right there.

- We better find
Evie and warn her.

- Wait, there they are!

- Get that.

- Yeah, I'm gonna start here,

and I'm gonna go across.

- All right.

Do you hear something?

- No, what?

- I thought I heard a noise.

- It's quiet.

- It's too quiet.

- Well, let's finish up
so we can get outta here.

- All right.

- Let's go down.

- Stop!

- Eve!

- My god, will you look at that?

- Oh!

- Keep shooting, keep shooting!

We'll go back to the van.

- Watch out!
- Stop!

- Run!

- What is that thing?

- I don't know.

What appears
to be a large reptile.

Watch out!

- Whatever you do, do
not stop shooting.

- Okay, okay.

- Eve.

Eve!

Eve!

Eve!

Jesus.

We need some people.

Eat my dust, sucka!

- God!

This is all my fault.

- Don't say that.

There's nothing
we could've done.

Let's go find your dad.

- What about the cell phone?

- Still no signal.

Dang!

- Come on, Jack, I said get
me the Air National Guard,

I need a chopper.

Tell 'em, tell 'em
it's a code 1999.

Just have him radio me
when they get in here.

Do it!

Wonder where Ross is.

- I'll give you one guess.

- Sorry to interrupt
you there, sheriff,

but this is my order

to resume work at my
job site come Monday.

Direct from the
governor's office.

- Willard, I don't give a
damn about that right now.

I got an emergency
situation on my hands.

- Well, maybe you
should get out there

and take care of it, eh?

Got a few more
people gone missing.

- Who?

- Well, let's see.

Jake and my wife Tina,
who took a walk

and still hasn't come back.

- Well, I saw them together.

- Where?

- They were in his truck
headed out of town.

- When was this?

- About a half an hour ago.

- Anything else?

- No.

- All right, well why
don't you head home.

And say there.

I'll call you if
I hear anything.

- Yeah, call me.

- He's crazy.

- Yeah, something tells
me I should watch him.

I just don't have time.

Where'd
you get that?

- I took it off some
teenagers a couple weeks ago.

They were fishing with it.

- Oh.

If it
bleeds, it leads.

If it bleeds, it leads.

God damn kids!

- Hey, Hoke.

- What'd I do now, sheriff?

- Nothin'.

I just have a
little job for you.

- Well, I'm not really
partial to work.

Anything's better than
collecting wages, you know that.

- I think this might
be right up your alley.

Doing a little hunting.

I need someone that
can spot and shoot

and who knows the
area really well.

- You're going back up
that mountain, aren't you?

- I have to.

Ross is up there.

- Why you do me
like that, sheriff?

I don't like it.

But if you need me,
I will go with you.

- I need you.

- Does this job pay?

- No.

- Well, I had to ask.

- Damn it.

- What's this?

Outta gas?

That's an old trick, baby.

- Babe, believe me, I
wish it was that simple.

- One kiss first?

Come on, one kiss.

- I'll be right back,
don't go anywhere.

Ow.

Now what is it?

- I told you.

Nature makes me jumpy.

- All right, check this out.

Come on.

Is that better?

- Oh yes.

Hurry, Jake.

Hurry.

- Yeah, hurry Jake, hurry.

You don't wanna keep
the lady waiting.

- Honey.

Honey please don't.

- Honey.

Now what was that you
said to me in the house?

Oh yes, I love you, too.

- I do love you, honey, I do.

- Well, you got a funny
way of showin' it.

- W-w-wait, wait, Mr. Parker,

you got me all wrong.

She has been begging me
to bring her out here.

She's been all over me.

She said she was fixin'
to leave you, honest.

A man just can't ignore that.

- Yeah, how about I blow out
the base of your stomach?

Maybe that'll give you
something else to think about.

- Do it, honey!

Jake's lying.

He made me come out here.

I think he was gonna rape me.

He's been pawing at
me behind your back

ever since he came
to work for you.

- She's a lyin' whore.

- Shut up, both of you.

Nice try, Jake.

- No!

- Dad!

- Ross, Ross!

Are you okay, are you okay?

- I couldn't reach you.

- Yeah, but what are
you doin' up here?

- There's not enough time in
the world for you to believe,

but I'm about to tell you--

- No no, I know, there's
a giant snake up here,

we saw it on TV.

- Where's the news crew?

- Dead.

We, we--

- We were up here investigating
Mr. Parker's land grab,

and this giant snake just
appeared out of nowhere.

- Now okay, is everybody
okay, is everybody all right?

- What are you gonna do?

- I made Hoke a deputy.

We're gonna go up and
kill that thing.

- You're gonna need help.

- Not from you.

- We spent the friggen
day with it, sheriff.

- The point is, Dad, we've
been up here all day.

We know more than anyone
else about this thing.

- Which ain't diddly squat, boy.

- Look, the point is
to kill this thing

as fast as we can, right, before
it gets out of the canyon?

You need our help.

- You're right.

I'm proud of you, son.

- Do you mind if I
join your posse?

- Do I have a choice?

- No, but those guns
aren't gonna do the job

in bringing this thing down.

- That's why I brought dynamite.

- I don't know how your
wife puts up with you.

- My wife isn't around anymore.

- Are we gonna stand
around yackin'

or are we gonna go up there

and shoot that paper-hanging
son of a bitch?

- Hello, what about us?

- You are officially B team!

You stay by the car
and man the radio

in case something happens.

You understand?

- Yeah, I understand.

I don't like it.

- You think that thing
is still around here?

- Maybe not.

But I can smell it.

I always leaves
that awful smell,

like something vomited
out of the earth.

- Just like that snake
skin I left behind.

All right.

Let's move on out.

All right.

Let's take a five-minute break.

Remember what I taught
you about gun safety?

- Yeah, don't aim it anything
you don't plan on shooting.

- That's right.

Anybody have any ideas
where this thing might be?

- Up.

Anna says there's a crater up
there that might be its nest.

- Wait!

- Whoa, hold it.

Tina, are you all right?

- Willard.

He's dead.

Jake's dead, too.

He tried to feed
me to that thing.

- You think it went into town?

- No, it's still here.

- It likes people.

- It likes to eat them.

- Yeah, and there's still
plenty of us here to eat.

- Maybe it's in its den.

- Come on.

- I hate this waiting.

- Think they're okay?

- Haven't heard any gunshots.

- Hey, look!

- Canyon base, this is National
Guard recon flight 87 alpha,

can you read, over.

- This is canyon base reading
you loud and clear, 87 Alpha.

- Roger that.

- He's coming in too low!

Hey!

- Come on!

- Ooh, what the hell was that?

- Oh no.

Oh no.
- Oh my god.

- Jesus Christ!

Mayday, mayday!

Come on!

- I think it's on the move!

I know where he's going.

- Anyone know where we are?

I don't think we
ever went this high before.

- I came up and down
this road earlier today.

Just keep going that way.

Okay, you see this road?

That's where I saw the crater.

Now, the road goes to the right.

We're gonna follow that
road, and if we're lucky,

we'll see the nest on the
top of the rocky peak.

- Where are we going with
this, what's the plan?

- We're gonna go up there

and shoot the bastard
full of holes!

Right, sheriff?

- I don't know, Hoke.

I'm kinda playin' this
by ear right now.

- Bullets may not do much
more than piss it off.

- We pump enough lead into it,

I guarantee you it's gonna
slow it down a whole lot.

Plus we got that
dynamite of yours,

shove some of that
down its throat,

it's gonna give it a
bad case of indigestion.

- I have an idea.

What if we cave everything
in on top of it.

- What are you talking about?

- Hold on, let him finish.

- Anna says there's
a crater up there.

Maybe with a nest in it, right?

- It's a deep hole, for sure.

It might attract an
animal that size.

- We might be able to
catch it off guard.

- Right, so why don't we set
charges around the crater.

The explosion would knock
all that dirt and rock

in on top of him.

Kill the snake and
everything else inside it,

and seal it forever.

- No, I don't like this idea.

- No, no, she's right.

It's too dangerous.

Snakes have a really keen
sense of hearing and vibration.

If we go around
stomping up there

it's gonna be like
ringing the dinner bell.

- We don't have another choice.

My idea may be the
only one that'll work.

- Let's go take a look.

- Oh!

- Get up.

- No, no I can't.

I think I sprained my ankle.

- Come on, you can make it.

- Give me a minute!

- Listen, my boyfriend is
up there chasing a monster.

Your best friend.

Now get your ass up or I
will feed it to this thing.

- Oh yeah?

I'd like to see you try.

Ow.

- I don't hear anything.

- Shh.

- Which way?

- How should I know?

Go.

- Holy shit.

- Dad!

- Hey kid, this is where
you earn your money,

now give me some cover!

- Go sheriff!

This is war, I got it, I got it!

- Come on, come.

Come on!

- Over here, you bastard!

- No, no get back here!

Get back here!

- Yeah, come and get me!

Bring it on!

Andy!

- I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!

- Wait, hold on, hold
on, Hoke's there.

Run, run, run, run,
go, go, run, run!

Go, go, go!

- You're gonna make one
hell of a pair of boots.

Is it dead?

- Yeah.

It's dead.

Eye
witnesses have reported

yet another explosion on
the top of Iverson Point,

leading to much
speculation and concern

among the citizens
of this small town.

The most recent
substance can be seen

from as far away as two miles

and fears that another limnic
eruption of deadly CO two gas

has officials
justifiably concerned.