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Well, I think we've got time for one last caller.
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Roz, who've we got?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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(pencil clatters )
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Well, I suppose I'll be fielding this last one myself.
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Let's try line two.
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Go ahead, caller, your name
and your problem, please.
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Yes, sir. My name's Ernie.
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And I'm real angry
at my dog.
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Okay, Ernie.
Uh, very often when, uh,
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people have
feelings towards their pets,
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it often reflects feelings
they have about themselves
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and their place in society.
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So, tell me, why are you
angry at your dog?
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Well, he keeps telling me
to take off my foil helmet.
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You hold on, Ernie. Um...
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Someone will come on the line
with the number of an expert
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in this sort of situation.
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Let's try, uh, line four
.
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ROZ: Oh, yes, of cours
e I'm interested.
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I'll fax my resume right over.
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Well, the news is up next,
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followed
by the market update
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with Julia Wilcox.
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That's it for me today.
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane saying
good day and good mental health.
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Another great show, Doc.
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Did you even listen?
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You don't have to eat
every Big Mac to know
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it's a delicious
hamburger sandwich.
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Roz, what's going on?
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I'm sorry, but they want
to interview me
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for the program director job
at KPXY.
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Well, that's great, but I didn't even know you were looking.
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I wasn't. They just
called me out of the blue.
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I'm actually shocked
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because I have very limited
experience in management, but...
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Well, Kenny's in management; how hard can it be?
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Hey, it's not that easy.
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I know it looks like a monkey
can do my job, but it can't.
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True story.
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Well, gosh, Roz, I...
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I must say, I've got sort
of mixed feelings about this.
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I couldn't be happier
that you're finally getting
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the recognition you deserve, but..
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but I'm
going to miss you.
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Well, let's wait till
there's a real offer
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before we break out
the Kleenex and champagne.
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Okay.
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Well, Roz, Kenny told me
about your job interview.
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Good luck.
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Oh, I get it.
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It'll be good luck
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because if I get the
job, I'll be gone.
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No, it sounds like
a good position for you.
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Right, 'cause I get into a lot of
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sexual positions
with a lot of guys
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I'm saying congratulations
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Oh. Thank you.
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What's her problem?
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Oh, I...
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Well, you're being
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uncharacteristically
decent today.
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You all right?
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I'm fine.
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All right, I might as well
tell you before he does.
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Avery and I broke up.
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Oh. Gosh, uh, what happened?
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I got tired of listening to him
promise he'd leave his wife.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I realize you must
be going through..
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Oh, I don't need
your sympathy, okay?
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I'm not one of your pathetic code three whackadoos.
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I was just
trying to help
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No need to insult
my callers.
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Foil Helmet Guy says
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his dog needs
to speak to you.
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Oh. Excuse me, uh...
Hi, Daph.
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Hello.
Gosh, I've never
seen this place so crowded.
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What's the occasion?
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It's Mum's day off.
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Apparently,
there was a mass e-mail.
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So, is Niles going to be joining us?
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No. He's taking your father
to the shooting range.
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Oh, yes, yes, of course.
I had forgotten.
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He'd asked me to take him,
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but then I suggested
that when it comes to guns,
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perhaps he would prefer
someone of Niles's caliber
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(chuckling)
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I'm in rare form today.
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You should see this place
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when they know
you're not coming.
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JULIA:
No, Avery, it's...
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two-thirds of the work
on that program is mine.
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Well, I don't have
to prove it; it's a fact!
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Oh. Oh, yeah?
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Well, I should
have expected as
much from a man
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who wears leopard
print bikini briefs.
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Avery McManus wears shiny acetate man panties!
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Excuse me.
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Is everything okay?
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No. Now that I've dump
ed your bastard accountant,
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he's trying to cut me out of our software program.
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Software program?
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We-- mostly me-- developed
a proprietary method
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for analyzing
price/volume momentum--
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I call it
vector scaling--
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that can quantify the likelihood
of longer term trends.
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Do you realize what that means?
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It's good?
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That program is my baby.
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I have been working on it for months.
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I think your
bastard accountant
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has been using me all along
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Thanks for
setting us up.
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I did no such thing.
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You know what I ought to do?
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I ought to go down to
his office, demand my files,
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and then trash
the place.
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Ju-Just a second.
Just a second.
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Just sit down.
Sit down, please.
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Take a moment
to calm down
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before you make
any rash decisions.
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In a few hours, I'm
leaving town for a week.
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There's no way I'm leaving your bastard accountant
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in control of those files.
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All right, well,
if you insist,
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then perhaps
I should go with you.
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Maybe I can help
facilitate things.
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Why? What's in it for you?
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Nothing. Surely you can
conceive of the possibility
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that someone might want to
just do something nice for you?
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You and Avery are in this
together, aren't you?
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Of course not. You're not
being rational, you know.
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Perhaps Avery is just holding
your program hostage
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because he feels hurt.
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Perhaps this is
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his clumsy way of trying
to initiate a dialogue.
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You really do try to see
the best in everyone, don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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So, what do you see
when you look at me?
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Well...
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I see a woman
who's been hurt,
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not once but many times.
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A woman who finds it
so difficult to trust someone
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that she won't allow
herself to be vulnerable.
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A woman whose eyes
are going to get stuck
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if she keeps rolling them
like that!
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(loud gunfire)
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Ah! Look at that grouping.
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Hey, uh, Dad,
you about ready to go?
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I guess I've still
got the touch.
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Hey, Niles, you ought to give it a try.
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Thanks, Dad. You know
how I feel about handguns.
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They breed violence.
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Oh, come on. This is just simple
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target shooting,
that's all.
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(laughing)
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Yeah.
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Here's one dirtbag that isn't going to be selling crack
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at any schoolyards anytime soon.
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You should listen to the man.
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Shooting is a great sport.
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Red Brewer.
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And these clowns here
are Mitch and Wayne.
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Hello.
Wayne.
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Mitch.
Hi.
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I'm Niles Crane. This
is my father Martin Crane.
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Oh. Hi.
How you doing, guys?
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Listen, Niles, let me
show you how to do this.
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I think you'll enjoy it.
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Oh...
It's pretty simple.
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You just take a solid stance,
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hold the grip firmly,
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steady your gun hand
with your other,
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fingers to fingers,
thumb to thumb.
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Focus on the front sight
and squeeze the trigger.
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Okay? You try it.
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Oh, you know, no offense,
but I, uh, I just...
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I'm not real comfortable
with guns.
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You know, Mitch used
to be that way, too.
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MITCH:
Yeah.
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The only weapon I'd
go near was a bow and arrow.
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I, uh, I got an archery
badge at day camp.
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This is like archery
but safer.
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The weapon's more stable,
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and you're
in a controlled environment.
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Go on, give
it a try, son.
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Well, I... just,
I'll do one little one.
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Just remember, stance,
grip, aim, relax, shoot.
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Okay.
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Stance.
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Grip.
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Aim.
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Relax.
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Shoot.
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Did I do it?
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You not only did it,
you hit the target.
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See? Sixth ring out.
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Look at the kid, he hit
the target his first time.
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Not bad, kid.
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Way to go, kid.
That's my kid.
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That was, uh, that was
a unique experience.
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I'm sure I'll dine out
on that story for months.
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Don't quit now,
go again.
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But remember, this time,
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squeeze the trigger,
don't pull.
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Okay.
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Squeeze...
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(muttering)
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(guffaws)
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Wow. You're pretty good at this.
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The kid's a natural,
am I right?
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(laughing)
: Yeah.
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Can I go again?
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Yeah.
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What took you so long?
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I was looking
for street parking
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Do you have any idea how much this garage charges?
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Avery's not here.
Oh, great.
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It cost me $3.50 to find that out.
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No, it's good. It'll
make it easier for me
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to get my program back.
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What do you mean?
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I know his keypad code.
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Wh-Wh-What...? That
is breaking and entering.
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Oh, if you're so scared,
why don't you just leave?
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Well, I'm-I'm not scared. I... I'm...
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I'll have you know, I've had
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my fair share of escapades.
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Back in med school, I once dressed a cadaver..
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Oh, here's my program.
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Okay, good. Now,
just in case he backed it up,
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I'm going to delete everything from his hard drive.
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Julia, I-I-I beg
you to rethink this.
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I realize you're
angry at Avery...
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I'm not feeling anger,
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just the peace
that comes with knowing
240
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,868
that Avery will be royally
screwed by me.
241
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,304
There's somebody at the door.
242
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,018
(whispering):
It's the cleaning woman.
243
00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:22,321
I thought so. I've
hidden from her before.
244
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,458
Julia, there's still time to end this.
245
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:26,826
Shh...!
246
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,128
You know what you're doing is wrong.
247
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,698
You should just get out now before more harm is done.
248
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,000
Will you shut up?!
249
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,501
It's pointless
to hide in the closet
250
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,503
if people outside
can hear you.
251
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,005
You're going to get caught.
252
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,506
Because you won't shut up.
253
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,843
It's never too late to do the right thing.
254
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,645
No matter how low
someone else sinks
255
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,814
joining them there does not make things better
256
00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,258
(door shuts)
257
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,938
What was that?
258
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,173
What?
259
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,875
You kissed me.
260
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,110
I was trying to shut you up.
261
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:21,514
Oh, no. I've been kissed
to shut me up before.
262
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,282
This was not that.
263
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,550
(taps key)
264
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,053
Got it. All files deleted.
265
00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,856
You know, that didn't make me feel as good as I thought.
266
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,559
That's because you know
you did the wrong thing.
267
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:39,498
Ah, that's better.
268
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,439
Well, it doesn't look like
269
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,275
I'll be leaving KACL
anytime soon.
270
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,110
Coffee to go, please.
271
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,612
Well...
what-what happened, Roz?
272
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,081
Turns out the person
273
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:58,484
who's interviewing me
is a guy I've slept with
274
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,854
What are the odds?
275
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:08,494
It was ten years ago at a convention in Cancun
276
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,495
We were all hammered.
277
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:10,796
Oh, well,
278
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,064
I'm surprised
you even remember him.
279
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,499
Well, it's hard to forget
280
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,501
when you wake up with
a name tag on your pillow
281
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,938
that says, "Hola, my
name is Woody Wiswell".
282
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,946
So what's the problem?
283
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,848
There's just something weird about it.
284
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,850
I don't know, maybe I'm just freaking myself out
285
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,185
because I'm not sure if
I'm ready for this job yet.
286
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,587
Well, of course
you are, Roz.
287
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,088
I mean, come on,
don't doubt yourself.
288
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,923
They're the ones
that called you, right?
289
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,024
Yeah.
You go down there,
290
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,359
you get that job.
291
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,794
You're going to make
a great program director.
292
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,195
You really think I will?
293
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:44,697
Of course I do.
294
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:49,535
Even though... I wish you
could stay with me forever.
295
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:53,506
I'm going to miss you
so much, Roz.
296
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,373
Oh, stop it.
297
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,342
I don't even
have the job yet.
298
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,877
You're going to jinx it.
299
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:58,878
Thank you.
300
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,746
Listen, I better go
301
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,047
and get my
presentation together
302
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,549
so I can impress
Woody Wiswell.
303
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,051
Seems to me
304
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,553
you've impressed him already
305
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,392
Hello.
Julia!
306
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,361
Can I have
a latte to go, please?
307
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,729
Listen, Julia, Julia..
308
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,898
I've been dying to talk to you all week about what happened
309
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,065
at Avery's office.
310
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,467
Obviously something is going on,
311
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,470
and I have
several hypotheses
312
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,472
It could be
displaced passion,
313
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,974
frustration from
a failed relationship,
314
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,476
or an adrenaline- induced action
315
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,979
as a result of the stress we
were both suffering from...
316
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,115
Oh, Frasier,
for once in your life,
317
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:39,084
would you
please shut up?
318
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,619
Oh, hi.
Hello.
319
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,088
Hi, guys.
Hey, Frasier.
320
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,124
Hey, Fras, you look a little down.
321
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,091
Everything okay?
322
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,459
Uh, two coffees, please?
323
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,261
Dad, if you had
any perspicacity whatsoever,
324
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,263
you would know
that this expression
325
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,765
is merely ruminative perplexity.
326
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,067
My bad.
327
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,404
It's nothing serious.
328
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,672
I'll work it out.
329
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,440
You know where I like
to work things out?
330
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,775
The shooting range.
331
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,110
Good Lord, Niles,
are you still going down there?
332
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,712
I thought you hated guns.
333
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,281
Oh, believe me, I never expected
I'’d like it as much as I do,
334
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,783
but when you're in that booth
335
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:14,086
focused on precision
and accuracy,
336
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,688
it's not dissimilar to a kind of meditation
337
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,789
Wouldn't you agree, Dad?
338
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,624
I just like to shoot stuff, son.
339
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,126
Fair enough.
340
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,628
You should join us.
341
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,129
There's a great bunch of guys I shoot with.
342
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,598
I think you'd like them.
343
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,499
Well, I'm not sure I'd fit in
344
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,535
with a bunch of trigger-happy
gun nuts.
345
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,036
Now don't stereotype them.
346
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,405
These are decent family men
who enjoy marksmanship.
347
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,773
It's a good
group we've got.
348
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,208
Dad and I are going down
this afternoon.
349
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,643
I don't think I'm going to come
today, Niles.
350
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,446
Well... it's Mitch's birthday.
351
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,781
I usually go shooting
twice a year or so,
352
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,584
and after this week,
I've had my fill.
353
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,352
Well...
Thank you.
354
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:47,653
I'm still going.
355
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,355
My shooting's getting better and better.
356
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,789
Plus, the gun show's in town
357
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,291
and the guys
are bringing me passes.
358
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,192
Mm!
359
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,628
A gun show?
360
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,130
What's next? Square dancing?
361
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,033
Maybe.
362
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,937
This country was built
by gun-toting square dancers.
363
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,643
So, I really appreciate
364
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,578
you bringing me in
for this interview.
365
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,014
I've been listening
to your station for a while
366
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,016
and I prepared
a little presentation
367
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,187
Oh, that's not necessary
368
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,690
I mean, this is
just a formality.
369
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,126
Trust me,
I know what you can do.
370
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,531
Really?
371
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,532
Yeah, I, uh...
372
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,302
I already told the guys
about you.
373
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,073
What exactly
did you tell them?
374
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,310
Well, you know,
how incredible you are.
375
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,613
Okay, look,
I think there's something
376
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,615
that needs to be said here.
377
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,116
Why don't we just
get it all out in open?
378
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,619
Yes, we slept together
in Cancun,
379
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,621
but I don't want that
to affect the job.
380
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,588
I mean, it was ten years ago.
381
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,524
What are you talking about?
382
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:02,027
Look, I think you have me
mistaken for someone else.
383
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,933
And I think I would remember
a name like Woody Wiswell.
384
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,936
I mean, seriously,
whose named Woody Wiswell?
385
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:11,704
Yeah, well
386
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,339
just me and my dad.
387
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,217
Darling, I just don't think
you need an ankle holster
388
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,586
when you don't even
own a gun.
389
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,556
Well, first of all,
who says it's for me,
390
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,992
Miss
I-Never-Surprise-You-Anymore?
391
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,361
And, second of all
392
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,229
I'm thinking
I might own a gun soon.
393
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,931
No you won't.
No, no, no
394
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,299
don't worry.
395
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,801
I... I would keep the gun in
a locker at the shooting range.
396
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,770
I would never have a gun
in the same house
397
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,771
as your mother
398
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,809
Now they're saying Daisy Duke may not get here.
399
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,113
Hey.
Hey, how's it going, kid?
400
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,381
Hey...
401
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,615
Hey, you guys, how are you?
402
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,584
Listen, I want you to meet
my wife Daphne.
403
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,985
Daphne, this is Red
and Wayne and Mitch.
404
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,487
These are the guys
I was telling you about.
405
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,921
Nice to meet you.
Good to know you.
406
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,423
Listen, kid.
Yeah?
407
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,391
We've been talking it over
408
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,426
and since we get along so well
at the club,
409
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,928
we'd like to invite you do
wn to our compound in Idaho
410
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,296
for a weekend.
411
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,668
A compound?
412
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,570
It's just
like the Kennedys
413
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,175
That sounds smashing.
414
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,643
Hey, that's the spirit.
See, I told you.
415
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,445
Hey, look, you're
good at math, right?
416
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,546
Come help me guess
417
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,847
how many shells are in that jar
418
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:30,215
so I can win the ATV.
419
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,050
Oh, excuse me.
420
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,018
What kind of TV?
421
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,520
Nice to meet
you, ma'am
422
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,988
Oh, uh, Red, hold on sec.
423
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,322
Uh...
424
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,458
Just what kind of place
do you guys have in Idaho?
425
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,794
Run-of-the-mill compound
in the wilderness.
426
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,997
Free country where we live
by the true Constitution.
427
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,836
They're those militia people.
428
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,105
You fix this, now.
429
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,339
This is fun, huh?
430
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,374
Uh, son...
431
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,875
What your
father means is
432
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,877
you shouldn't be friends
with these people.
433
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,379
Yeah, these are not your kind of guys.
434
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,281
Why not?
Well, let's just go
435
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,183
and we'll talk about it
in the car.
436
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,684
Oh, I can't
believe you two.
437
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,186
You're always telling me
my friends
438
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,687
are too artsy and too snooty.
439
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,689
Now I finally have friends
who are regular guys
440
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,091
and you don't like them either
441
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,392
Well, I'm having a good time.
442
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,561
And I'm enjoying
being a regular guy myself.
443
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,098
Niles, we think they want
to overthrow the government.
444
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,768
That's what you say
about public television.
445
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,204
Now if you'll excuse me.
446
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,705
Hey, guys, whatcha doing?
447
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,975
We're chipping in for
this gas-powered generator.
448
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,776
We're going to need it
449
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,277
when it comes time for the New World Order.
450
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,646
Well, that sounds great.
Excuse me just a second.
451
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,515
Okay, they're militia.
452
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:37,516
Go, go, go, go
453
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,020
I just don't understand
454
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,823
how this sort of thing can happen
455
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,494
Don't you look at faces?
456
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,863
It was long time ago.
457
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,331
It was dark.
458
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,233
And get off my case
459
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:55,734
because it
doesn't matter anyway.
460
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,735
I got the job.
461
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,237
Oh, congratulations, Roz.
462
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,238
I'm so proud of you.
463
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,239
Now can I tell you
464
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,574
how much I'm
going to miss you?
Yes.
465
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,911
It is going to be sad
to leave the station.
466
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:09,281
But it's not like
I'm leaving town, Frasier.
467
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,617
I know, I know
468
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,118
I'll see you.
469
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,623
See you, Roz.
Bye.
470
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,862
Julia! Julia! Julia!
471
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,197
All right.
472
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,102
Now, listen. You can try to avoid me all you like.
473
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,737
We are going to talk
this thing out.
474
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,439
Fine. Fine.
475
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,408
Anything to get you off my back.
476
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,079
I was looking at you
in the closet
477
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,081
and thinking how you always
try to do the right thing,
478
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:46,952
and I felt a rush of affection
for you.
479
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,923
Call me cynical,
but I've come to accept
480
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,859
that most people live by
the rule of screw or be screwed.
481
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,262
But to see you
and how much you care,
482
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,565
and really mean it, I...
483
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:03,802
well, it's endearing--
irritating, but endearing.
484
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:07,139
Well, you know,
I... I am flattered,
485
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,142
but there are a lot of genuine
people out there.
486
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,645
It's just that for whatever reason-- fear, anger, hurt,
487
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,113
they're afraid to show it.
488
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,489
Oh! It's just like
the feeling you get
489
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,491
when you see a cute teddy bear
in the store
490
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,061
and you want to hug it
until its head pops off.
491
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:35,567
Could I possibly irritate you
over dinner some night?
492
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,271
Well, if anyone could,
it'd be you.
493
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,541
Take your time,
work things out.
494
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,042
I'm not going anywhere.
495
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,011
I realize that you're in
a vulnerable place right now
496
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,346
and that..
497
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,214
Oh, I recognize that one.
498
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,116
That was to shut me up.
499
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,517
Yeah.
500
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,020
Maybe Thursday.
501
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,024
(door closes)
502
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,935
♪♪ Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a-callin'’’
♪♪
503
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,005
♪♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪♪
504
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,940
Quite stylish!
505
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,643
♪♪ And maybe I seem
a bit confused ♪♪
506
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,645
♪♪ Well, maybe,
but I got you pegged! ♪♪
507
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,281
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
508
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,782
♪♪ But I don'’’t know
what to do ♪♪
509
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:28,353
♪♪ With those tossed salad
s and scrambled eggs ♪♪
510
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:31,023
♪♪ They're callin' again ♪
♪
511
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,959
Frasier has left
the building.
36508
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