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Original subtitles

♪ A youngster born with ♪

♪ A character of arrogance ♪

♪ Clearing obstacles without complaining ♪

♪ Journeying through the lands ♪

♪ Fighting with his fists ♪

♪ Only hoping to break the opponents defences ♪

♪ I am tiny in the vast galaxies ♪

♪ Listening to the waves by the sea ♪

♪ The world of vanity is confusing ♪

♪ The sword cannot compared to brothers in arms ♪

♪ The normal person might break the law ♪

♪ The ability comes from the belief to reach the top ♪

♪ The world allows me to journey the lands however I want ♪

♪ I can be arrogant while I am still young ♪

♪ Being chivalrous will usually bring the storm ♪

♪ No one is scared of loneliness when they're at the top ♪

♪ But I want to live a peaceful life with you ♪

♪ And look at everyone from the top of the world ♪

[Scumbag System]

[Episode 5]

What did you say?

I only get 50 points for my handwork

but you're going to deduct 1,000 points if I violate the rules?

[This is a battle]

[which is an important plot where two female protagonists]

[battle each other while the male protagonist stands out.]

[You cannot change it as you like.]

What?

The original Shen Qing Qiu sends Luo Bing He there

to get him killed.

But I need to flatter him.

Master.

[Please follow the story line.]

This is illogical.

Why does the responsibility of

the main character's satisfaction fall on someone else?

The second battle,

I will be the contestant

of our clan.

All hail the Saintess!

Master Shen.

The knowledge exchange will be meaningless

if you participate in all three battles.

Why don't you

pick my opponent for me?

You are worried about a clean sweep, aren't you?

Fine.

I don't feel like fighting anyway.

You heard her.

Does anyone want to take this round?

Well...

You must be joking.

Is he serious?

I...

I do.

She's here.

The top female main character of "Arrogant Gods and Demons' Journey"

has finally appeared.

[The most beautiful woman of Heaven's Sky Clan.]

[Lead disciple of Xianshu Peak.]

[Sister of Liu Qing Ge.]

[One of Luo Bing He's future harem.]

[Liu Ming Yan]

True to her reputation indeed.

Protecting the clan

is the responsibility of the disciples of Xianshu Peak.

Uncle Shen, please allow me.

It's Junior Liu from Xianshu Peak.

Don't look at her.

Look at me only.

Good.

Uncle Shen.

You may go.

Liu Ming Yan

from Xianshu Peak.

I look forward to your kind advice.

Since you have your face covered,

I won't have to worry about

accidentally ruining your face

later.

It's finally here.

The fated battle between Sha Hua Ling and Liu Ming Yan.

I can't help but feel excited.

The wild Demon Lady from the Demon Clan

against the pure and holy saintess.

What will happen in this battle between...

They...

What are they doing?

Is this

a dance battle?

No.

All of you have been deceived by their moves.

To amateurs, it seems

that they are just dancing.

In truth,

they are evaluating each other's abilities.

How do you know that?

Look carefully.

Although they have no direct body contact,

according to my observation,

they have fought to the 45th round in their minds.

This...

is a battle with no bloodshed.

What are you talking about?

They're just dancing.

Dancing is a way to hide the aura flow

and, meanwhile, mess up the opponent's breath and rhythm.

This

results in the unpredictability of their battle.

Although they look agile

and graceful,

actually everything

is happening in a flash.

The deciding factor

will be their mental strength.

Senior, you are so knowledgeable.

Ming Fan, what a speech.

I almost believed in your farce.

Master Plane in the Sky is so good at making the ups and downs.

Watching the two of them battle

makes me more envious of him.

Master.

Why does he keep looking at me?

Luo Bing He.

I envy you.

It ended?

It ended when I turned around?

I missed the key moment!

All hail the Saintess!

This...

How did this happen?

I lost.

I disgraced you.

Please punish me, Uncle Shen.

It's not easy to take

this responsibility.

Losing is common.

Don't take it to heart.

You can win other battles in the future.

A master indeed.

Senior Shen is so forgiving.

I admire you

for considering failure as something common.

There's still one more to go.

Ms. Sha.

You can admire me later.

The last battle.

Elder Hammer,

we look forward to your performance.

Yes, madam.

He's so tall.

Ten feet?

Probably more than that.

The one with one arm is called Elder One Arm.

The one using a hammer

is called Elder Hammer.

Plane in the Sky.

Your work is too simple.

Can't you

think of better names for villains?

A kind reminder for all of you.

The thorns on Elder Hammer's armor

is poisonous.

There's no antidote for anyone

who gets pricked accidentally.

Demon Lady!

How shameless of you

to use poison

in a fair and square battle!

That's right.

Yes.

You're so shameless!

I've told you, haven't I?

If you think it's unfair

or you're afraid to be poisoned,

you can just surrender

and give up the last battle.

It's normal for humans

to cherish their lives anyway.

Why would I like her previously?

It's completely different in the novel than in real life.

Senior Shen.

You have to choose carefully for this decisive round.

Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

I've made my decision already.

I can also guarantee that,

no matter what the outcome is,

this person

will be your nemesis.

You're just being alarmist.

I've always been the nemesis of others,

not the other way around.

Sorry for putting you through this.

Luo Bing He!

Come out!

Luo Bing He?

Well...

I've never heard of this name.

Is he a new genius from Qingjing Peak?

He is designated to fight this demon clan elder.

He must be your master's top disciple.

Well...

No!

Luo will die.

Master.

Sending this lad...

He's not

even qualified.

You have heard me.

Are you doubting my decision?

Ying Er.

Let go of him.

Junior!

Alright.

Every nuisance has been removed.

Master.

I'm going.

Go.

Why can't I feel his aura?

Don't tell me he has mastered how to control it.

Let's see him crush the Demon Clan.

I'm Luo Bing He

from Qingjing Peak...

I don't think you deserve

the time to introduce

yourself to me.

Where is he?

Only Elder Hammer is there.

Did the kid manage to dodge the attack?

No.

Look at that!

He didn't dodge it!

He was blown away

by Elder Hammer's shockwaves.

He's useless.

Why did Uncle Shen send him to his death?

If you doubt me,

just hit him

on his skull.

Look out!

Go to hell!

He's up!

It makes no difference.

He is no match for him.

He will die if this goes on.

You're tough, brat.

You can't stand it already? You've only been hung for 4 hours.

It's time for you to overcome

your weakness.

Is your body

tougher than my hammer?

Still standing?

Why does he keep standing up?

I pity him.

Master. He's...

I, your disciple Luo Bing He,

bow to Master.

Do I need to remember your name?

Brat, not bad.

Tell me your name.

Heaven's Sky Clan.

Luo Bing He.

Great.

I will carve your name on my hammer as a memento.

You can take a beating,

but your attacks

are weak!

Go to hell!

Brat.

Blame your destiny.

Is this the end for me?

Forget it.

Let's surrender!

Luo Bing He.

What are you doing?

You're just a few hundred years behind his ability.

Are you giving up now?

Master.

Stand up

if your bones are still intact!

I have put my reputation

and the dignity of Heaven's Sky Clan

on the line for you!

Master.

Does he really believe

I can defeat this demon elder despite the few-hundred-year gap?

Hold on.

Demon Clan?

Yes.

This

should work against you.

Tiangang Exorcist Spell!

When did he learn that?

This is on

the secret manual that Master gave me.

I'm sorry.

Time for you to give this back to me.

This brat...

What's going on

with that glare?

He seems to have changed into another person suddenly.

Sand attack!

What makes you think

that you can defeat me?

Just a few words

from your Master?

You are trying to tell me

that my Master

lied to me,

right?

Thank you, Master.

But

how could I

keep ignoring something

so obvious

until now?

I'm giving you a new one

so you can keep practicing when I meditate behind the closed doors.

Why haven't I

realized it all along?

The one who raised me up

every time when I was in despair...

It's been a while

but you haven't improved much.

Don't lose it again.

It's all because of

someone like him...

Nothing will happen to you

even if I'm going to die.

He has put everything on the line because he believes in me!

Master.

What...

I will

defeat you

even if I have to lose everything today.

Luo Bing He!

Good job!

Luo Bing He! Good job!

Great!

Luo Bing He! Good job!

Heaven's Sky Clan!

[Getting famous after the invasion of the Demon Clan at Heaven's Sky Clan.]

[Got the attention of Liu Ming Yan and Sha Hua Ling.]

[Main character's satisfaction increased by 500.]

Deducting 1,000

but only increasing 500?

I am useless.

Please punish me, Saintess.

You disgraced

the Demon Clan.

Ms. Sha.

Please go somewhere else

to punish your underlings.

Qiongding Peak is not a place for you to do that.

You're right.

I was too disappointed

after seeing your talented disciple

and the useless trash

under me

so I lost control of myself.

Please don't laugh at me.

Elder One Arm's loss to you

is understandable.

I have nothing to say about that.

You, on the other hand,

fought against a kid

yet got defeated like that.

I think I don't have to

tell you what to do.

Master.

Master!

Master!

Your hand!

You're pricked!

Stop being alarmist.

I was scammed again!

He is invincible.

Why did I try to save him?

Surprisingly,

the great Shen Qing Qiu will die with me.

It's all worth it!

Give me the antidote,

or I will kill you first.

Young man.

Elder Hammer didn't lie.

This poison

cannot be cured

for humans.

This is the unique poison of the Demon Clan,

"No Cure"

"No Cure"?

Plane in the Sky, can't you put more effort into naming?

Ms. Sha, have you forgotten?

I've been training for years.

Can anyone with a mid-level Golden Essence

be considered as a mortal?

I'm not sure if you're a mortal.

But I have a way

to find out whether you

have been poisoned.

You can tell by giving out the Aura Blast

with your right hand.

I don't mind giving it a try.

But, Ms Sha.

You've caused chaos at Qiongding Peak.

I've been putting up with you till now.

Why don't we have a palm-strike

with our lives on the line?

Otherwise, people might think

that Heaven's Sky Clan is a place

where people are allowed

to come and go as they please.

♪ Who is practicing his sword in the forest ♪

♪ The green bamboos cover the mountain peaks ♪

♪ Hoping to live a peaceful life at ease ♪

♪ I remember the gentle chats the most for all my life ♪

♪ The youngster who used to wear a white shirt ♪

♪ Has already lost his happiness ♪

♪ The past is dead ♪

♪ What happens tonight is unrelated ♪

♪ All worries die to the sword and the cold ♪

♪ Holding a cup and toast to the sky to drown the sorrows alone ♪

♪ The sorrows kept ringing in my ears ♪

♪ I want to forget about it but I can't ♪

♪ The hatred and love are all imaginary ♪

♪ I just hope to live my life without regrets ♪

♪ I just hope ♪

♪ To live my life without regrets ♪

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