Original subtitles

[snoring] [TV switches on]

♪ eerie music playing ♪

[mews]

♪

[screaming]

[all gasp]

[whooping and hollering]

� I'd keep an eye on this guy if I were you.

[laughing]

� Ahh, clown!

[wind whooshing] [screaming]

[mews]

ALL: Phew.

� No!

� [eerily] They're back.

♪ theme song playing ♪

� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ � ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪

♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪

♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪

♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪

♪ Must eat brain�y ♪

♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

♪ eerie music playing ♪

[growls]

WARNERS: Trick or treat!

� Hmm.

[roars]

[screaming]

� Huh. I guess some folks just aren't Halloweeners.

Goodnight, everybody!

♪

� Wow! Haunted house.

TRICK OR TREATER: Hey!

� And�� WARNERS: Trick or treat!

� And�� WARNERS: Trick or treat!

� And�� WARNERS: Trick or treat!

Huh?

YAKKO: "Please take just one."

Don't mind if I do!

� Ahh!

[wind gusting]

No, come back!

♪

[panting]

[screams]

♪ eerie music playing ♪

[gasps]

� Hello there, Wakky!

I see you dropped your candy!

� Oh no!

� Here, you want it... back?

� Uh, no, thank you. It's been in the sewer.

� What about the five second rule?

[gulps]

[splashes] � It's still in its wrapper!

[whimpers]

CLOWN: Come on, what's the matter?

Are you scared?

♪ dramatic music playing ♪

� Wakko! A clown! Aren't you terrified of clowns?

[menacing murmuring]

� C�clowns. I hate clowns.

[whimpering]

But this guy's a cutie!

His eyes are like mine!

� Ha ha ha! You're a funny guy, ain't ya?

CLOWN: No, I'm not!

� Sewer clown, huh? Typical.

So what's your story? Rent too high in the Circus district?

� I'm not just a sewer clown,

I'm Nickelwise, I'm a dancing clown.

� Di�� did you hear that, guys?

He's a... a dancer!

� Well, that part isn't important.

YAKKO: You're a regular John Travolta.

Incredible dancer, hilarious wig, and totally insane.

� I'm here to eat your fear!

BOY: ♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ I like Halloween ♪

♪ La�la�la ♪

� Boo!

� Oh my gosh!

[slurping]

� And tonight, I'm starving.

� Really? You look bloated.

� Maybe you should lay off the dairy.

YAKKO: I went paleo three years ago, and it's changed my life.

[all laughing]

RALPH: Hey!

You can't be here!

It's too scary, even for me and Mr. Flashlight!

DOT: Aw, come on, Ralph.

We're just talking to our new sewer friend Nickelpie the dancing guy��

♪ eerie music playing ♪

� Did he just turn into three balloons?

� Spooky!

YAKKO: Hey, Nibblewide, wait up! Let's hang out!

♪

[water running]

� Nickeleyes?

[gulps]

Well, this isn't a traditional dance space, but��

[screaming]

� What do you think, Dot�O?

Like what you see?

Cuteness fades.

Fear on the other hand��

� No, no, no, go back!

� What?

� There you are, beautiful!

Ready to adopt some cats?

� Oh boy, am I?

[cats mewing] [both laughing]

[breathing heavily]

♪ eerie music playing ♪

♪

[gasps]

♪ carnival music playing ♪

[eating noisily]

NICKELWISE: Oh yeah, just eat up, little one!

Let me know when you had enough!

[evil laughter]

[squeak]

[squeak]

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

Chewy enough for ya? [gasps]

No! No! What are you doing? It's plastic!

It's plastic!

[gulps]

[squeak]

[grunting, panting]

[hiccups, squeaks] [Nickelwise growling]

[laughing, squeaking]

[footsteps fading]

♪ mysterious music playing ♪

� Yeah, I think I could do pretty well in an office environment.

I'm a fun guy.

Hey, coffee pot, don't talk to me

until I've had my coffee, right?

Ha ha!

♪

Hey, balloon, you seem a little spacey.

What do you got, a case of the Mondays? Heh�heh.

Guy's full of hot air, am I right?

[bubbling]

Am I right?

[bubbling]

Am I? Somebody talk to me, tell me I'm��

Oh! Nickelwipe! Oh perfect!

Just when I needed someone to clown around with, ha ha ha ha!

Come on, man! Say something!

React! Can't you hear me, I��

[muffled shouting]

[slurping]

WAKKO AND DOT: Yakko!

[Nickelwise yelps, groans]

� You guys think I'm funny, right?

� Of course.

You're one of my funniest brothers.

Easily top two.

� Same for me!

� Aww, thanks.

Where have you two been?

� Seeing my future. It was fabulous!

� And I ate bubble and squeak.

It was fabulous!

[whooping and hollering]

[crying]

� Ahh!

[screams, grunts]

[panting]

[thud]

� [booming voice] Need a hand?

[clears throat] [normal voice]: Sorry.

I mean, need a boost, little buddy?

[whimpering]

[whooping, laughing]

[glass shatters]

[panting]

� Ahh!

� I've seen the beyond!

♪ La la la la, I still like Halloween ♪

[splashes]

[Warners laughing]

� [sing�songy] Nickelwise!

We wanna be friends with you!

[all laughing]

DOT: [sing�songy] Come out, come out, wherever you are!

� J�� just leave me alone! Please!

[all laughing]

� Knickerbutt?

Where'd he go?

� One second he's dancing his way into our hearts,

and the next second, he's completely disappeared.

WAKKO: Wow, he really is like John Travolta!

♪

� Halloween can't get us in here, Mr. Flashlight.

Huh?

[eerie moaning] [Ralph whimpering]

[screaming]

[thunder clapping]

♪ Pinky and the Brain theme song playing ♪

� Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

[thunderclap]

♪

� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ One is a genius ♪

♪ The other's insane ♪

♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

♪

[slam]

♪ wedding march playing ♪

[lightning cracks]

[growling]

[snarling] [thudding footsteps]

[growling]

� Ah, Pee�gor! You've returned!

� 'Ello, Dr. Brainenstein!

� How was the graveyard scavenging?

[straining]

� Oh brilliant!

You know, you would be surprised what the dead leave lying around.

By the way, I've probably been in here a thousand times,

but I'm always amazed at how beautiful your castle is.

� Thank you, Pee�gor.

I employed only the top masons,

those schooled in the latest techniques of wall�stone craft.

Now, let's see what you've brought me!

WARNERS: Hi!

� Pee�gor, you were supposed to bring back body parts for my monster!

Not layperson detritus!

[whimpers]

[thunder booms]

No matter. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

� I think so, Dr. Brainenstein,

but isn't "eleven" just a fancy way of saying "one�teen"?

[thunder booms]

BRAIN: No!

These thunderous conditions are perfect.

We'll harness the storm's electric power to bring my monster to life!

[Pee�gor grunts]

� Come! We've no time to lose.

� Aah!

[thunder booms]

� This aberration is designed to do my bidding,

and with it at my flank,

I shall rule the village once and for all!

[thunder booms] Now, Pee�gor!

Throw the switch!

[grunting]

� Aah!

[electricity crackling] Whoa!

[evil laughter]

[screaming, grunts]

[roaring]

� It's alive! It's alive!

Behold, Pee�gor!

[roaring]

Pee�gor?

Have you seen my laboratory assistant? Pee�gor?

Skinny, white, buck teeth?

Inexplicable cockney accent?

[grunts]

� Oh! Aah!

� Oh, there you are.

� All of my squishy bits feel tingle�tangly.

[gasps]

My goodness��

� I know, isn't she horrible?

� Yes... horribly beautiful!

� What?

� Hello. I'm Pee�gor!

[unintelligible grunting]

Elephanté.

I shall call you Drusilla,

'cause it's a girl name I saw on a gravestone.

[both laugh]

PINKY: So, tell me, Drusilla,

what's a stunning creature like you doing in a place like this?

[grunting]

� Oh�ho! I say, that's quite funny!

� Much as I am loathe to interfere in this repulsive tête�à�tête,

the monster and I have work to do.

Come, monster.

[growls]

[Brainenstein grunts] [crashing]

[snorts, scoffs]

This, I did not foresee.

� ♪ Lakes ♪

� ♪ Lakes are fun ♪ � ♪ Lakes ♪

� ♪ Lakes are fun ♪ � ♪ I like ♪

[insect buzzing]

� ♪ Lakes are fun ♪ � ♪ Lakes ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ See my lake, it's the only one ♪

♪ Made of water rippling in the sun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪

♪ For everyone ♪

♪ Lakes are fun ♪ [machinery whirring]

[fawning sigh]

� Pee�gor, because you have befouled my creature

with your soft and imbecilic heart,

I have created a second monster,

into whom I will force cursed life

during tonight's electrical storm.

Then we will take over the village. [thunder booms]

Are you listening to me?

� Yes, I'm ready to take the next step.

� That's what I'm telling you. The next step will happen this evening.

� No, Brain, I'm going to ask Drusilla to marry me.

[moaning]

Think of it, Dr. Brainenstein! A big wedding!

With the whole village there to celebrate.

� Egad. Yes. A wedding.

The whole village, here in the castle,

plied with mead and romantic feelings!

Just as my new monster is born,

hungry for destruction!

� Oh. Hang on, my love.

[straining]

Drusilla, will you be my wife?

[squeals, giggles]

Whoops! Oh dear. Here, let me just, um��

[kisses]

Ooh! Oh bother. No matter, I shall just, eh��

♪ dramatic music plays ♪ [horse neighs]

� Now that is our biggest seller: peasant seed cake.

Very popular. It's got four kinds of seeds!

� [gasps] They've discovered a fourth seed?

My, my, next thing you know, they'll be sending seeds to the moon.

[crunching] Hm!

I like how gluteny it is!

Sweetheart, what do you think?

[both yelp] [Drusilla growls]

MAN: Whoa!

[roars]

[Pee�gor laughing]

[bones crunching] � Oh! Ah!

We'll take it!

[spitting]

� Clear this nonsense out of my lab!

The storm is nearing its apex.

� But, Brain, we haven't settled on the passed apps!

� It doesn't matter! Just do a bruschetta and maybe a stuffed mushroom!

� Ooh, I'm so excited.

� Yes, now get out of here. Go wed your horrific bride.

� But, Dr. Brainenstein, you're my best man.

� No, Pee�gor, I must stay here to flip the switch

and bring life to my horrible creation.

Again!

[thunder booms]

� Right. Narf.

[growls]

♪ organ music playing ♪

♪

[fawning sigh]

� Unhand me! I must throw the switch!

[growls]

� Ah! You came!

� Yes. This is completely voluntary.

� Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today

to witness the union of Pee�gor Pinkovsky

and Drusilla Salmagundi.

� Hm. I didn't know you were Italian.

� Actually, just the spleen and feet.

� Pee�gor, do you take Drusilla to be your lawfully wedded wife?

� I do! Narf!

� And Drusilla, do you take Pee�gor to be your lawfully wedded husband?

[grunts]

Very well.

I pronounce you ma��

mouse and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[all gasp]

WOMAN: She's a monster!

� Get out your pitchforks!

� I brought my pitchspork!

� Oh, stop trying to make pitchsporks happen, Dave.

[all shouting]

� Hey, that's my wife you're talking about!

I mean, sure, she may be a monster, but she's also loving and kind.

And you'll see that, if you let her grab onto your hearts!

No, no, no, I meant meata�forkilly!

[murmuring]

� Well, brings up a good point.

Can't judge a book by its cover, can you?

� What's a book? � This.

� Ahh, it's evil! Kill it! Kill it!

� Ahh!

� You idiots. Don't attack the book.

Attack her. She's the menace.

� Menace? The only menace here is you, Dr. Brainenstein.

� I'm not a menace. I'm an iconoclast.

� You're always talking about taking over the village!

� Not to mention you're driving property values down!

� That's ridiculous!

Property value is determined by a multitude of complex factors!

What's next? Blaming me for high interest rates?

I mean, who's with me here? Anyone?

� Get him! [all shouting]

[thunder booms] [grunting]

PEE�GOR: Dr. Brainenstein!

� We're settling this once and for all!

� I've got a thatched�roof cottage I'm trying to flip!

� Prepare to be overtaken!

� Those were for the father�daughter dance!

[electricity crackling]

Ooh!

[monster growls]

� [screams] Retreat!

[villagers screaming] � Ha ha!

Go on, run!

You! Wow! Very impressive!

Sorry about the arm. I�� I didn't have time to finish sewing it on.

But thanks. PRIEST: Can we finish this?

I have a baptism at four.

� Oh, my sweet Drusilla,

I'm sorry our special day was ruined, my dear.

But, oh, what a story we'll tell our children, eh?

I'm sorry, can you have children? Never mind, never mind we'll adopt.

♪ romantic music playing ♪

♪

Or get a dog! Unless of course you can lay eggs��

[grunts]

� Ah! My eyes!

� Drusilla?

[grunts]

♪ rousing music playing ♪

♪

[sniffles]

� Eh�� um�� [sighs]

Eh�� uh��

Don't!

I'm sorry, Pee�gor.

But it's probably for the best.

� Oh, thank you, Dr. Brainenstein, but�� [sniffles]

she was the love of my life.

� No, I meant, the average lifespan of a laboratory monster

is three months at best.

Either way, it would have ended in unbearable tragedy.

Such is the nature of life, I suppose.

Suffering and then darkness.

� I'm sorry, but that's not very comforting, Dr. Brainenstein.

� You're right, Pee�gor, I'm sorry.

Perhaps in the wake of this emotional setback,

your meager mental energy would be best diverted elsewhere.

What say we get back to it?

� Back to what?

� The same thing we do every night, Pee�gor!

Try to take over the village.

[lightning cracks]

♪ theme music playing ♪

NARRATOR: And now, Things That Go Bump in the Night.

[chuckles]

[thud]

GLOWING EYES 1: Excuse me. Sorry. Didn't�� didn't see you there.

GLOWING EYES 2: Ow! My knee!

[thud]

GLOWING EYES 3: Hey, has anyone seen my phone?

GLOWING EYES 1: Yeah, I think I'm sitting on it.

GLOWING EYES 4: Nope, that's my tail.

GLOWING EYES 3: You have a tail? I have a tail!

But mine's more of a feathery situation.

GLOWING EYES 5: Um, you know, [all yelp]

some of us don't have tails.

You don't hear us bragging about it.

GLOWING EYES 2: Oh wow, look who showed up and decided to be passive aggressive.

GLOWING EYES 1: Whoever is licking my face better stop.

GLOWING EYES 2: Whoever is licking my face better keep going!

GLOWING EYES 6: Will you all be quiet? I'm trying to nap here!

GLOWING EYES 7: [growly voice] I've been napping for eons.

But soon, my time will come.

[evil laughter]

GLOWING EYES 4: Uh... okay.

I'm gonna go. Little crowded.

GLOWING EYES 3: Wait for me! Where are the stair��

[thudding, clattering]

Found 'em.

NARRATOR: This has been Things That Go Bump in the Night!

[evil chuckle]

[footsteps fading]

♪ theme music playing ♪

♪