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♪♪

Guys.

What is it?

♪♪

Car.

I can'’t get a clean shot.

Damn it! Do we know
where it'’s heading?

Tracking at a trajectory
of 379.2 at 59 yards.

There'’s a bunch of kids
in the middle of the road.

Holly, open a portal
on my mark.

Give me ten feet of clearance
and a ten-second delay.

I don'’t believe this is
a legitimate use of PPM.

Write me up.
Punch it, Chewie!

Hell yeah!

♪♪

♪♪

Game on!

Holly, it would help
considerably if I knew

where the sand slug
was heading.

Okay!
Okay, uh...

It'’s headed for the park.

The park?

Did she just say the park?

What'’s at the park?

We gotta stop it
before it gets there.

Guys, what'’s happening
at the park?

♪♪

Dude, it'’s freezing
out here.

Summer wanted
an outdoor wedding.

And what Summer wants,
Summer gets.

I don'’t understand.

Have you heard of
Summer Vale, rookie?

Of course.
Super soldier.

Hybrid of human
and demon DNA.

The Agency'’s only success.

What you probably
didn'’t know is that

Jason and Summer
had a thing.

A thing?

What kind of thing?

The kind of thing
that usually leads

to a lifetime of love
and happiness.

You know, fairy tale
kind of stuff.

♪♪

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...

Things didn'’t go
exactly the way

that I thought
that they would.

You know, destiny!

Made for each other.
You complete me!

Summer, from the moment
I laid eyes on you,

I knew it was destiny.

Maybe you guys don'’t
understand the gravity

of this situation.

If I let this thing
get to the park,

then I'’ve let Summer down.

I'’m not gonna do that,
not again.

Jason, turn left
right now!

- Right?
- Left!

- You said right!
- I also said left!

We'’re not going
to stop it in time.

Dammit!

Paul, with this ring...

I thee wed.

♪♪

No!

Ahhh!

Right there.

Eww.

Yuck.

Oh...

Oh, my God, Summer,
I'’m so sorry.

Are you okay?

♪♪

♪♪

Can I come in?

Sure, rook.

What are you doing?

Reminiscing.

Who'’s the cutie?

Renee Phillips.
We used to be friends.

She was experimenting
with witchcraft,

and she opened the portal
that brought Summer here.

She died.

Another friend?

Ricky Rodriguez.

He turned into a demon,
so Summer killed him.

He died.

The fact that I'’m your friend,

gotta say; not looking
too promising.

You know why people
choose to live in the past?

Because it'’s comfortable.

There'’s no twists.
There'’s no surprises.

Just predictable,
horribly wonderful regret.

Sir, if this is about Summer
and you feeling guilty

for what happened
at her wedding...

Rule number one, Evans:
It'’s always about Summer.

Right.

So she'’s in a dark place
right now.

She'’ll be fine
in a couple months.

Her fiancée was eaten
by a giant worm, Evans.

I'’m not sure how quickly
you bounce back from that.

I'’m just saying something
doesn'’t feel right

about what happened
to Summer.

Really?
Which part?

I'’m being serious,
jackass.

A sand slug
is a sand slug.

It'’s not really
known for having

a well-developed
brain or anything.

Your point?

My point is...

is the sand slug
attacked Summer'’s wedding.

Why attack Summer'’s wedding?

Why not attack somewhere else
or someone else?

It was specifically
targeting her.

I'’m just worried, Evans.

I think Summer'’s in danger,
that'’s all.

Meow...

People, settle down!
Listen up!

There'’s been an abnormal amount
of activity across The Divide.

Erratic temporal
energy fluctuations

and an increase in
demonic portal crossings.

Now this all details
a huge shift in dark magic.

Investigative operations has
been monitoring this traffic,

and let me tell you,
ladies and gentlemen,

something is brewing.

Now in addition,
operations has also uncovered

the theft of various
electromagnetic equipment

from different
government facilities.

The sort of equipment
used to transfer

large amounts of energy.

Good tech or bad tech?

We'’re talking about
something that can wipe out

half the northeastern seaboard.

That'’s bad tech, right?

We believe this is all
connected to something larger:

Mardock.

Holly?

Mardock,
an evil god-like creature

worshipped in the
pre-Babylonian era.

Destroyed by a group
of high priests

and trapped
in the astral plane.

Mardock is said to be
forever looking for a new body

that can act as a vessel
for his limitless power.

How do you know all this?

Thank you, Holly.

Mardock is attempting
to become corporeal again,

that he is searching
for a new body.

Now, people,
we cannot let this happen.

We need--

Summer.

Oh. Don'’t let me interrupt.
Carry on.

I know what you'’re thinking,
but I am fine.

Strong as ever.

Strong like--

Like a bull.

Any leads, sir?

- Yes. One.
- Activate.

Intel informs us that this is
the man we'’re looking for.

These are satellite
surveillance photographs

from a couple of weeks ago,

when three of our agents
encountered this man,

who we'’re choosing
to call Mr. X.

That'’s original.

He'’s good.

No, he'’s very good.

Now, people, I want to know
who this Mr. X is,

and I want to know now.

And will somebody
please clean up Summer?

Present!

Whew! You are stinky.

Parks, I want
a word with you.

Have a seat.

I wanna talk to you
about something that

I didn'’t mention
in the meeting

because I want you
to understand

the gravity
of the situation.

The agents that were
attacked by Mr. X,

they were transporting
a key artifact

to one of our
research facilities.

It never arrived.

What never arrived, sir?

The Book of Shadows.

Our book.

The one that
brought Summer back?

The one that--
and I'’m quoting you here--

has such incredible powers,

if it ever fell into
the wrong hands--

One and the same.

Now, if this book is in
Mr. X'’s possession,

and he'’s interested in
reincarnating Mardock,

and he knows which
phrases to recite,

we'’ve got a bit
of a problem.

Now, I want you
to do what you do.

I want you
to kick down doors.

I want you to bust heads.

Make this your
number-one priority.

What about Summer?

Summer?

I think she'’s being targeted.

Summer can look after herself.

That'’s what she was bred to do.

Wait a minute.

We'’re looking at
Armageddon here,

and you'’re musing over
an ex-girlfriend?

Pull your head out of your ass,
get the mud out of your eyes!

Are we clear here?

If by mud
you mean shit, then...

I do.

We'’re clear.

♪♪

Now flank him on the left!

Your other left!

Don'’t go in--
What is wrong with you?

Watch your tail!

Okay, frag out!
Frag out!

Sniper! Sniper!
Up, stupid!

Where do you think
snipers are?

- Bulo.
- Leroy, do not be a hero.

Do not be a hero!
That is it!

I'’m never playing
with you again!

Bulo!

- Agent Parks.
- Bulo.

How'’s it going, J-dude?
I didn'’t even hear you knock.

Let'’s go.
We need to talk.

Uh, screw you. No.

No?

You don'’t have much
of a choice, Bulo.

Not much of a choice?
Screw you!

You bust in here,
you scare the shit out of me,

you don'’t even knock!

You don'’t ask how
it'’s going or anything!

You just come in
all Terminator.

"We have to talk.
Let'’s go."

You'’re not even close
to Schwarzenegger!

Where do I start
on the list of ways

that you'’re not
Arnold Schwarzenegger?

You'’re not
Governor of California,

you never co-starred
with Jesse Ventura

and you'’re not married
to a Kennedy for starters!

You bust in here with
your 10-year-old partner.

I should be reporting you
'’cause that'’s not right!

Let'’s check your hard drive
and see what'’s on it!

You think I'’m gonna go with you

'’cause you scare me
with your little kid?

No way!
I'’m not going anywhere!

You can suck
my left ass ball.

That'’s right, kid.
I got ass balls. Look it up.

Shoot him in the face.

I'’m gonna get
some pants on.

Hey, Summer?

I know you may have
heard it all before,

but things will get better.

I promise.

I don'’t know.
I mean maybe it'’s just me.

Maybe I'’m not meant
to be with a man.

From now on,

I'’m all about the ladies.

Well, I don'’t know
about that.

That'’s taking it a little to
the extremes, don'’t you think?

♪♪

Pass.

Oh, boy.

Easy, Jay! Why so rough?

You don'’t love me
no more?

I need info.
Who'’s targeting Summer?

I want it now, Bulo.

Uh, sir? Aren'’t we supposed to
be finding out about Mardock?

- I'’m getting to that.
- Mardock?

Oh, man, you guys
are royally boned.

Evans, can you not question me
in front of the demon?

Remember, united front,
all that stuff.

Yeah, sorry, sir.

Summer. Speak.

Hey, come on, Jay, I thought
you'’d be happy that somebody

did you the favor of eating
Summer'’s fiancé, huh?

Leaves her open
to your wily charms.

Shut up, Bulo. I didn'’t want
anything bad to happen to him.

Didn'’t you?

Enough of this, Bulo. Tell me
what the hell is going on.

Have you been to
the other side lately, Jason?

There'’s a huge power shift
coming, all right?

And if Mardock
is really coming back,

I'’m sorry to say,
you guys are on the wrong side.

And if somebody is
targeting your girl, Summer,

I wouldn'’t want to be
anywhere near her.

What are you saying, Bulo?

I'’m saying stay away from her.

Bad things are gonna happen,

so I wouldn'’t go anywhere
where she is.

Okay, look, here'’s Summer,
here'’s you.

Run! That'’s what I'’m saying.

Really?

Cool. That'’s--

Oh.

Hold on one second.
I'’ll be right back.

Hello?

Holly, it'’s me.
Is Summer with you?

Yeah, boss, I told you
I'’d take care of her.

So she'’s fine?

I never said that.

I'’ll be right there.

Good, good, good.
Yes, yes! Shoot that guy!

I did! Twice.

Evans, let'’s go, come on!

Thanks for coming and
throwing me up against a wall!

Bye!

I know you and Summer
dated for a while, sir,

but if it'’s affecting
your judgment--

Don'’t worry about me, Evans.

Besides, I'’m pretty sure Summer
can take care of herself.

I'’ve read her file.

She is a killing machine,

trained in multiple manners
to make you dead.

Death by decapitation...

♪♪

♪ You'’re so amazing ♪

♪ It'’s driving me crazy ♪

And that is
death by karaoke.

♪ You'’re so amazing ♪

♪ Will somebody save me ♪

♪♪

Hey, guys.

Holly, I thought I told you
to look after Summer.

I am. Look.
She'’s having a great time.

♪ You got room to breathe ♪

♪ And hey ♪

What'’s even crazier,

this isn'’t even
a karaoke bar.

How'’d she get the microphone?

Well, now that you'’re here,
I'’m leaving.

Leaving?

Yeah.

With him.

You have a date?

Yes.

No, that-that'’s cool--

Sir, when did I become
such a loser?

It was a Tuesday.

Hmm.

Felt like a Monday.

Well, we'’ll go save Summer

before she does
any permanent damage.

♪ You'’re so amazing ♪

♪ You'’re driving me crazy ♪

Hey! I know you.

Let'’s go, Madonna.

It'’s Jason. Whoo!

Okay, let'’s get you to bed.

Or here is fine.

I'’ll get you a blanket.

That should have been me.

Not the whole
eaten by a giant worm thing,

but you know.

Should have been me.

♪♪

You'’re sweet.

I know.

Good night, princess.

♪♪

I don'’t usually do this.

Do what?

Do this.

I'’m gonna do so many
bad things to you.

You are, are you?

Wonderfully bad things.

Like what?

What a gyp.

Where are all these...

naughty things?

Oh, I didn'’t say anything
about naughty things.

I said bad things.

Oh, my God.

Why are you doing this?

Because, baby...

I'’m the bad guy.

Hello? Weeber?

Hey, Jay.

Kind of late, isn'’t it?

I can'’t sleep.

Besides, I need to know
more about Mardock.

- You think you can help, Weebs?
- Yeah, no problem.

Haggerd said this Mardock
character is bad news.

And I need to know how bad.

Bad.

Care to elaborate, Weebs?

Oh, sure. Just hand me
that book over there.

- This one?
- Mm-hmm.

Let'’s see.

Mardock, Mardock,
Mardock, Mardock.

Here you go.

That is Mardock.
Mardock the Cruel.

Mardock the Conqueror.

Mardock,
the Destroyer of Worlds.

Piece of cake.

These are all the severed
heads of his enemies?

It says here that they were
actually his closest friends.

He granted them
eternal life and infamy

in the form of
the twelve heads of Mardock.

What'’s head number three'’s
name?

Doesn'’t say.

Oh, one more thing.
The followers of Mardock

all had this symbol
carved into their chests.

That'’s what you
should be looking for.

♪♪

You were wonderful.

♪♪

Everything is going
according to your plan.

We have the Book of Shadows.

We have infiltrated the agency.

The time for your
ascension is soon.

♪♪

She didn'’t show today.

Who, Summer?

She was kinda out of it when
I dropped her off last night.

No, Holly. She didn'’t
sign in this morning.

Well, maybe she was tired

from all that sex
she was having.

Dude, you gotta take a page
from the Jason playbook,

and you gotta play it cool
with the ladies.

Trust me, you don'’t
play it cool,

bad things happen.

Yeah?

Trust me.

Okay, how did it go with
you and Summer last night?

I kissed her.

Yeah?

On the forehead.

What?

I said on the forehead.

Wow.

You think I could borrow
the Jason playbook sometime?

I'’d love to learn how to get me
some forehead action.

I just want to give her time.

I don'’t want to rush
things back, okay?

She knows all my tricks.

How can I be
that mysterious new love

when she knows
all my tricks?

Learn new tricks.

Learn new tricks. Right.

It'’s that easy, huh?

I think so.

I should check on her.

Would that be playing it cool?

No, that would be playing it
hopeful and desperate,

which also works
from time to time.

Go away!

Jason?

Sorry I was so out of it
last night. I--

Shouldn'’t we be working on the
Colonel'’s investigation of Mr. X

instead of, I don'’t know,
spying on your ex girlfriend?

We are working
the investigation.

Nice place you got here.

Lots of space.

Boy, did you pick
the wrong house.

I guess we'’ll see about that.

♪♪

The incident at Summer'’s
wedding wasn'’t a coincidence.

Someone is specifically
targeting Summer,

and we'’re gonna find out who.

Besides, it'’s not so much
spying as it is stalking.

♪♪

Going down?

I'’ve had enough of this.
Enough playing.

Let'’s say we escalate things.

I do believe
that is the closet.

It is, but that'’s
where I keep Britney.

Britney?

Meet Britney, bitch.

Activate.

- Holy sh--
- That'’s Summer'’s apartment.

Stand by.

All systems ready.

Give up?

♪♪

She'’s gone.

Sir, we have some trace residues
of an activated portal.

No sign of Agent Vale.

Take your energy readings
and have Weeber run a trace.

Retrieving Summer Vale
is our number one priority!

Attention, everyone.

Training drill, lot 52.

Training drill, lot 52.

Summer must have been
taken by surprise.

Judging by the damage
done to this place,

whoever took her was good.

Very good.

Do we have any other coverage?

Get down!

Come on, come on, come on.

Agent Parks, you have a
distress call from Agent Weeber.

Weeber, go ahead.

Jason, the agency'’s
under attack.

You'’ve got to get over here!

What'’s your status, Weeber?

Jason, you'’ve got
to get back here now!

Oh, poop.

Weeber.

Weeber!

Damn it!

Sir, what'’s going on?

The agency'’s under attack.

Okay, let'’s go, everybody.
Stay sharp.

We don'’t know what the hell
we'’re up against.

Check them.

♪♪

Weeber.

Weeber! Weeber!

Oh, my God.
Thank God you'’re okay.

What the hell happened?

It was X.
He caught us by surprise.

Easy, easy.

Well, how did you...

- Survive?
- Yeah.

Lucky.

Haggerd?

Not so lucky.

Jason, if these events
are coordinated,

then Summer is
in serious danger.

Holly?

Holly, is that you?

I kissed you, didn'’t I?

I really hope whatever you have
isn'’t contagious.

All right, that'’s enough.

Why are you doing this?

Because I told him to.

Hello, Summer.

Did you miss me?

♪♪

Do we have a head count?

Everyone was hit.

There'’s eight of us left,
including Weeber.

They hit us hard, Jason.

With Colonel Haggerd dead,

who'’s in charge?

Until we get Summer back,

I am.

Okay, then.

What'’s our next move?

We rebuild, we reload...

and then we strike back.

I'’m sorry.
Do I know you?

Renee.

I'’m Renee.

The one who helped
you and Jason

send the Kellipoth
back to its dimension.

It was kind of a big deal.

Oh!

Renee! I remember you now.

Weren'’t you dead?

No, I wasn'’t dead.

I was left for dead.

Really?

That is horrible.

By who?

By you!

Really? That doesn'’t
sound like me.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'’m sure!

How could you not remember me?

The battle in the woods.

We were all following
your stupid plan

and things got bad.

Hocus matron!

I saw that Jason
was in trouble,

so I took the attention of
the Kellipoth away from him.

Hey!

Over here!

Come and get me!

And for my selfless deed,

my neck was broken.

No!

But I wasn'’t dead.

I watched you and Jason

battle the demon back
into its portal,

Jason finally making
the ever-so heroic sacrifice.

I watched you walk over to me,

praying that
you would help me.

But instead, you took my jacket
and left me to die.

It was cold.
I thought you were dead.

Did you even check
for a pulse?

I want to say... yes?

I would shake my head
if I could.

Soon, with your help, I will.

For seven days, I laid there

hungry, cold, and alone.

I had made peace
with my fate.

It was then and there
that God spoke to me.

Mardock.

He and I made a deal.

Spare me my life,

and I would do anything
in my power

to return him to his rightful
position of ruler of this Earth.

Kyle showed up
five minutes later.

Like an angel,
he picked me up,

cleaned me
and took care of me.

I will never forget
that day.

Just as you will
never forget this one.

Hello?

Jason, hey, buddy,
what'’s happening?

Huh?

No, nothing. Uh, no.

I don'’t sound weird!
You'’re weird!

No, I'’m not agitated,
I'’m just--

Hold on.

Yeah, no, no.

I'’m gonna call you back.

Where you going, Bulo?

Uh, North Bay.

To visit my family,
you know.

Go up there for a while,
say hi to some people.

Have some fun.
You know how it goes, right?

Oh, no.

Just not in the face, guys,
okay? Not in the face.

Going on vacation, huh?

What'’s the M stand for?

The M is for...

me!

Yay, me!

♪♪

Any leads?

We'’ve rounded up
the usual suspects,

but they'’re not talking.

- And they all have the mark?
- Yup.

Mind if I have a-- Thanks.

- No one sitting here? Cool.
- Weeber seems to think

that the 12 heads of Mardock
reincarnated.

This whole thing is
bigger than we thought.

Sir, you--

Ma'’am, sorry.
You think he'’s a jerk?

There'’s got to be
something we can do.

Summer'’s in danger,

and we have no clue where she is
or what'’s happened to her.

And you and I both know
that if Mardock'’s plan succeeds,

Summer'’s our best hope
at stopping him.

♪♪

It worked.

It actually worked.

This is going to be
so much fun.

Jason.

Holly still hasn'’t
turned in.

I think whoever took Summer,

it'’s a good bet
they took her too.

What have you done to me?

I feel so--

Weak?

I'’ve taken from you
just as you took from me.

With my newfound
magical powers

and the Book of Shadows,

I will summon
the dark lord, Mardock,

who will grant absolute
and unequivocal power

by penetrating me
with his immortal essence.

That sounded a lot less dirty
in my head.

I will stop you.

I hate to break it to you,
Summer, but...

you'’re really in no condition
to stop anything,

let alone
a really pissed-off witch.

Watch me.

Kyle, you let her touch me?

Really?

She'’s not even at full power.

Do I have to do
everything myself?

Bring it.

Well, if you insist.

Ha-do-ken.

What?

Ha...

do...

ken!

Where is she, Bulo?

Really?
That'’s what you got?

I'’ll bet your girlfriend
hits harder than that.

Oh, that'’s right.

I'’m sorry. She'’s not
your girlfriend anymore.

She had to shack up
with some other dude

because you weren'’t man enough
to satisfy her warrior needs.

Guess she needed more than
just poor old Jason.

- That'’s not what happened.
- Does it matter?

It'’s over, and you'’re still
pining after her

like some lovesick puppy?

Goddamn it. Somebody should
put you out of your misery.

Where'’s a sand worm
when you need one?

Too soon?

You know,
when Mardock comes back,

I'’m going to be
his number one,

and you'’re all going
to be his cock muffins.

And Summer?
She'’s gonna be his whore.

Jason! Jason, we have
a signal on Summer!

Well, it'’s faint, but it'’s--

Where?

Just be careful.
This is Kellipoth Country.

Set up the beacon
and hold the perimeter.

Yes, sir.

Summer must be close.

Yes, sir.

Weeber, do you have a signal?

Loud and clear.

Okay.

Oh, God. No!

Summer!

It'’s okay, I got you.
I got you.

I'’m gonna get you
the hell out of here.

- Evans!
- You leave for five minutes--

five minutes--
and everything goes to hell!

It usually does.

Jason, it'’s Holly!

I see her!

Evans, wait!

Didn'’t your mom ever teach you
not to trust

a half-naked woman
in the woods?

I can get to her!

Evans, we gotta go now!

Weeber, open the window!

On it, on it!

Holly, we gotta get of here!

Holly?

Evans!

Weeber, open
the goddamm window now!

Opening.

Somebody help me!

How is she?

I don'’t understand, Jason.

Summer'’s healing factor
should have kicked in by now.

Whoever attacked her,

serious bad mojo.

Is she going
to be okay, Weeber?

She'’s Summer.

Honestly?

I don'’t know.

Thanks.

Yeah.

How did I let things
get so bad?

You once asked me
who you were.

And I realized that I can'’t
even answer who I am,

So how could I define
a woman who is amazing

on so many levels.

But I'’ll try.

I'’m just a better man for
having you in my life, Summer.

And that'’s all I know.

And you...

You'’re Princess Summer Vale,
and you don'’t stop.

You persevere.

You keep going.

And I don'’t want you
to give up now.

Do you hear me?

Summer, I do not want you
to give up now.

This is the part
where you wake up, Summer.

Kyle, book.

Ready to rock the world?

Isaatra.

Klannava.

Vassava.

So, huh?

Let'’s get this show on the road.
I'’m getting antsy.

Let'’s see some frickin'’
fireworks in here!

Ascension! That'’s what
I'’m talking about.

Ascension up your ass!

Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

No!

Ohh! Oh, oh, oh!

I did not read
the fine print.

Uh, you know, you go first,
and I will go right after.

Yeah, you would.

Jay!

Jay, buddy!

You want a mint?

Jay, get me out of here!

What appears to be
a swirling vortex

has just appeared
in the sky above the city.

Get a shot of this.

All right back to me.

We have no idea at this time

what this amazing phenomenon
could be.

Without jumping to conclusions,

I think it is safe
to say that this could be,

without question,
the end of the world.

♪♪

No, no, no, Summer.

I need help in here!

No.

Stop hitting me.

Hi.

Summer.

Did I miss anything?

How do you feel?

I think my body went into
some kind of shutdown mode

to heal itself.

God, Summer,
we thought you were dead.

Don'’t be silly.

You know, that'’s the first time
that the world went to hell,

and I would have gladly held
the door open for it.

How very inconsiderate
of you.

What can I say?
You have that effect on me.

How bad?

Ah, if you believe
the news reports,

it'’s the end of the world.

Look on the bright side.

If we don'’t show up
for work tomorrow,

nobody'’s gonna notice.

Um, Summer,
after your fiancé was eaten

by the giant sand worm,

I didn'’t want to move in
too fast, you know.

I wanted to give you
some time to digest--

That was...
a poor choice of words.

That was a really
poor choice of words.

I shouldn'’t have said that.

I'’m so sorry.
I don'’t know what--

What are you doing?

We have to stop her.

Who?

Renee.

Renee? Are you serious?

I thought she was like--

Dead? No.

She'’s still a witch,

only with way more power.

I'’m still a little weak.
She stole half my strength.

You have no idea
how much that pisses me off.

Renee can wait.

Summer, you gotta rest.

She doesn'’t know
what she'’s doing.

She'’s gonna kill everyone!

Summer, you nearly died.

I'’m just worried about you,
that'’s all.

I know. It'’s cute.

I always liked that
about you.

That and your chin.
I'’ve always liked your chin.

Jason?

Summer, you'’re--

Um--

You really have to come
take a look at this.

What now?

Jason?

Thank you.

I owe you one.

Who'’s counting?

♪♪

Well, I guess
it'’s not that bad.

Put up a white picket fence
and a rose garden...

It'’s got a great view.

Jason, we have
to do something.

Guys! Jason, Summer, please!

You'’ve gotta get me away
from these freaks!

No offense.

Seriously though.

Sorry, Bulo.
You made your bed.

I know, I know,
but I want a new bed.

One with nicer pillows.

The ones with chocolate
on them.

Come on. I'’ll do anything.

I'’ll do dishes.
I'’ll scrub toilets!

Sorry, Bulo.

I'’ll give you the coordinates
to the castle.

And you'’ll help us
bring Mardock down.

Dude, come on!

Forget it then.

Fine, fine! I'’ll help you
bring him down to Chinatown.

Just get me out of here!

All right, then.

- My new family!
- Don'’t touch me.

Right. Cousins.
Totally platonic.

Behave.

All right, let'’s suit up.

I'’m gonna suit up.

♪♪

Well, I gotta pee.

Anybody else?

Just me?

Okay. I'’ll be back in a minute.

Oh, God, isn'’t that
always the way?

Get all geared up to kill demons
and then you gotta pee.

Jay, a little help? Jay?

If Renee succeeds,

Mardock will take over her body,
and she will become unstoppable.

We have to stop the changeover
before it'’s complete.

How do we do that?

We interrupt the transfer
and break Renee'’s concentration.

Without an anchored host,
then the transfer will fail

and Mardock will remain
in his banished realm.

How do we get into the castle?
It'’s 300 meters in the air.

Using the coordinates
you gave us...

You'’re welcome.

I will be attempting to blind
jump you guys into the castle.

We have to get close enough
to the castle

for Weeber to triangulate
the positioning.

It'’ll be incredibly tricky.

I mean, if I miss,
you guys could end up

fused to the castle walls
and dying.

Oh, well, at least it'’ll be
quick and painless.

Oh, my, no. As a matter of fact,
it would be extremely painful.

An eternity of torment.

It would be like suffering
an endless death.

- Great.
- We all knew it would be risky.

Oh, I disagree.

Weeber'’s the best
at what he does.

I don'’t remember signing up
for a suicide run.

You'’re a man.
Be a man.

Whoa! Half-man, half-demon.

I want to say balls to that.

Why do I want
to say balls to that?

Then be a half-man.

You'’ll be fine, Bulo.

Don'’t miss.

All right, everyone.

Let'’s go save the world.

How do you do that?

Seriously.

You guys get porn on this?
'’Cause this is wicked.

♪♪

The time for Mardock'’s
resurrection is near.

Ready the talisman.

There it is.

We need to do this quick

before Renee and Mardock
notice what we'’re doing.

Um, guys?

I think they'’ve noticed.

We... are... Mardock!

Are you ready?

Attack!

Remember, these are
innocent people,

so try not to hurt them!

What? I can'’t hear you.

Never mind!

Carry on.

- Jay?
- Yeah?

Do I shoot the grandma?

What?

Do I shoot the grandma?

Is she evil?

She'’s old.

Yeah, but is she evil?

I guess.

Your call.

Say hello to my little friend.

How much longer, Weeber?

I almost got it.

Hey.

There!

I can'’t keep it open for long.

We'’re going in that thing?

Really?

Really.

See ya on the other side.

Remember, Summer, you'’re not
at full strength, so be careful.

Got it.

Hey, if we end up
fused to the castle walls

because Weeber screwed up,

if we end up
in a never-ending death,

I just want you to know that...

Tell me later.

It worked. We'’re inside.
Everybody okay?

I can'’t even begin to describe
the awesomeness of all this.

Get off!

No, just a little to the left,
and I'’m good--

Now!

Weeber must'’ve messed up
the X and Y coordinates.

- Uh, Jay?
- Yeah.

What took you guys so long?

I was beginning to worry.

Oh, well, you'’d be surprised
at how bad traffic is

when there'’s a giant castle
in the middle of the city!

Where'’s Renee?

She'’ll join us soon enough.

But I think I'’m more
than a match for you.

I already beat you once.

You were lucky.

Maybe.

You'’re outnumbered.

Am I?

Evans?

Now that'’s a DILF.

A what?

A demon I'’d like to--

Kill!

Whoa! Uh, hi.

So are you single?

Okay. Just so you know,

I'’m totally okay
with you being half-demon.

Most of the women I dated
turn out to be all-bitch,

so in my mind,
this is a huge improvement.

Sorry, rook.

Are you as turned on
as I am right now?

Bulo, stop screwing around!

Who'’s screwing around?

Try not to move.

Whoa, whoa! You sure you know
what you'’re doing?

Don'’t move, Bulo.

Thanks, man. Good thing you knew
that shot would kill her

and not go through
and hit me.

You didn'’t know, did you?

Motherfu--

What was that? Skull?

Oh, that'’s skull.

Get away from him!

Don'’t move, Renee!

Why did you do all this?

Oh, right down to business.

No "Hi, Renee.
Long time no see.

Glad to see you'’re not dead."

Honestly,
what you'’ve done, Renee,

I can'’t say
that I approve.

What do I care?

Summer left me to die.

You left me to die!

It was Kyle who found me
and took care of me.

Oh, well,
how very sweet of you.

Kyle taught me
the importance of power,

of never being helpless.

And with the power
of Mardock in me,

the world will tremble
at my feet,

and I will never be
powerless a--

Bulo?

What are you doing?

I thought you were
on our side.

Oh, uh--
Okay, here'’s what happened.

Uh, you were grr...

And Jason and Summer came
and, uh...

Mardock, right, was--

I'’ve always been
more of a boob guy.

Enough!

It doesn'’t matter!

You will all witness
my greatest moment.

And the world
will beg me for mercy.

I can'’t let you do this, Renee.

Bitch, please!

Oh, Summer.

I thought
I was rid of you.

I guess you'’ll just
have to toss me

out of a higher castle.

That can be arranged.

You stupid bitch!

Balls.

Renee, don'’t do this.

Candtosstan.

Smarkova!

Valsantian!

Mardock!

We are so boned.

It'’s over. We can'’t do this.

It'’s never over.

What are you gonna do?

I'’m going to stop
the energy transfer.

How?

I'’m gonna hit her.

That'’s your plan?

Really, really hard.

The beauty'’s
in the simplicity of it.

You'’re finished, nutwads!
Right?

Right, but said with more style

and coming from someone
who'’s not a monkey.

Go to hell!

Mendo Rotran Carno Matron!

Um, Jason?

We may have a problem.

It'’s looking for another body.

Just don'’t let it touch you.

Ow!

Still me! Jeez!

No.

This body will do nicely.

You are nothing.

You are an insignificant insect

that I will squash
under my boot.

Is that all you got?

Maybe.

My turn.

Uh, hey!
Hi there, hello.

Hi, how are you?

No? Okay.

My name'’s Bulo.
How are you?

I used to be president
of the Mardock fan club,

but you know kids these days,

always letting
their idols fade.

I'’m into Lady Gaga right now.

Hey, there, there, teddy bear.
We'’re all good here.

On your knees, toad.

Oh, on my knees?
Yes, sir.

Good idea.

I need an emissary,

someone to help communicate
with the other maggots.

Oh, well, good thing
I'’m fluent in maggot.

I will usher in
a new world order,

one that sees me
take my rightful place

as ruler of all--

How dare you interrupt me.

Yeah, I know, it could be
a bad judgment call.

Could be a good one.

Well?

Uh, well, what?

What is it?

You interrupted me mid-sentence.

What is it that
you'’d like to say?

Oh! Yeah, right!

Just that all that
new world order stuff,

I'’ve kinda heard it before.

- Really?
- Yeah.

From where?

Have you met
Nacelle the Nefarious?

I knew that Karnaffian demon
would steal my thunder.

There'’s also one other thing.

Yes?

You'’re about
to get totally wrecked.

Why, you insolent little--

I'’m sorry...

♪♪

Come on, Jason.

Stay with me, okay?

Summer...

Yes?

You'’re...

soft.

Please, Jason.

Jason, don'’t do this!

Fight, damn you! Fight!

I love you.

This isn'’t over.

So let me
get this straight.

You'’re gonna use this machine

to transfer your power
into Jason,

saving his life
and making you...

normal?

I know what I'’m doing.

Are you sure
this is gonna work?

I mean, this could
kill you, right?

Sometimes you just have
to have a little faith.

Do it.

♪♪

Guys?

Are you okay?

Oh, my God. They'’re dead.

I... I did it!

I did it. Me, Bulo!

I saved the world!

And killed them!

I'’m the greatest
of all time!

I am Muhammad Ali!

I float like a butterfly
and sting like a be...

Oh, hey.

Oh, good, you'’re alive.

Now I'’m George Foreman.
Son of a bitch.

My stomach.

You saved my life.

What did you do?

What I had to.

Why?

Because...

♪♪

Hey, Bulo,
what were you saying?

Uh, what, that?
Oh, that was... nothing.

Don'’t even worry about it.
Hey, I love you guys!

Group hug, huh?

So.

You saved my life. Again.

Who'’s counting?

Uh, Summer-8 and Jason-2.

Let'’s start over.

Okay, 0-0.
I'’m all for that.

No, I mean
Hi, I'’m Summer.

Hi.

I'’m Jason.

Pleasure.

And what do you do
for a living, Summer?

Honestly...

I don'’t know.

♪♪

Okay, watch your step.

Where are we going?

Trust me, okay?
It'’s a surprise.

Do you miss it?

Miss what?

You know, the action,

the adventure,

the superpowers,

the whole shebang.

You know, I kinda
like being normal.

It'’s so much more...
peaceful.

Okay, right here.
I'’ll be right back.

Right there.
Do not move, okay?

- Okay.
- All right.

Okay.

Okay, Summer, I brought you here
to the place where we first met,

in the middle of the woods,

the place where we
first fell in love,

to tell you that--

To tell you that even though
you do deserve better,

that you would make me
the happiest man in the world

if you would do me the--

Do me?

Do me the honor...

of being my wife.

Jason?

No, I should be
on my knee here.

Make me the happiest man
in the world

if you would do me
the honor...

of being my wife.

Summer! What the--

What have you done?

What have I done?

You need to be asking yourself
that question.

You didn'’t really think
that killing a god

would go unnoticed, did you?

Or unpunished?

Well, I was kind of hoping

that he was gonna turn
the other cheek, yeah.

You'’ve changed everything.

And soon the consequences
to your actions

will be realized.

Hey, Tramp!

Get away from my man.

Now that'’s who I paid to see.

I am... so beyond that stage.

I thought you were dead.

I haven'’t been
completely honest.

When did you get
your powers back?

Truth?

Almost instantly.

Ahem.

Allow me.

Ding ding ding!

In this corner,
we have a lightweight.

105.

Tops.

Huntress of demons.

Warrior of worlds.

Are you ready?

♪♪

Kyle, your presence
at the geni-tomb is required.

I take it Project Winner
was a success?

Completely.

Here'’s to the future.

To the future.

♪♪