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Mrs Christie.
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You look like my mum.
You shaved your moustache.
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Yeah. Distinguishable feature.
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You look like Mrs Danvers.
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That's not a good thing. She's
the housekeeper. I know she is.
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Is everything ready?
Tied up like a Nazi in a brothel.
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That's... not very reassuring.
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Plans haven't changed
since the last time we spoke,
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just as they hadn't changed
the time before that. Relax.
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The death of Poirot
won't be in vain.
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New man?
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Not so new. Faithful?
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Not so faithful.
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He knows which side
his bread's buttered.
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You've grown up.
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Yes. I like it.
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So do I.
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What about you?
Is the war good for business?
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HE SIGHS Terrible. Market's
flooded with amateurs.
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Well, we all make sacrifices. Not
all of us can sacrifice a few words
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for �20,000.55,000.
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You said 20. Words. Words.
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Oh. Well, it's still
a healthy commission.
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And with the Inland Revenue
stalking me, I need every penny.
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Are you sure you wanna do this?
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Not really,
but I don't have a choice.
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I'm almost bankrupt.
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Those people
are most likely criminals.
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Well, that's why I've got you. Fine.
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But if I have to kill anyone, I want
danger money and my ten percent.
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Unless they're Canadian.
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Thank you.
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Mr Lei would be grateful
if you could make every endeavour
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to look your best
whilst representing him.
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Hm.
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Not really. Would you like to hear
my opinion on Americans?
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Is there any nationality
you do tolerate?
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The Russians. You know
where you stand with the Russians.
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They tell you
before they stab you in the back.
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The Americans will stab you
in the back, watch you bleed out,
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and then offer to sell you
a funeral plan. You haven't changed.
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That's cos I was already perfect.
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Besides,
you can't trust people who do.
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Five minutes ago,
you said you liked it.
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When we first met,
you spent most of the time lying.
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Seems to rne you've stopped pretending to be
someone you're not. That isn't really change.
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Am I really that transparent?
I won't tell anyone.
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They might take advantage of it.
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I'd like to see them try.
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Mr Lei wishes to know,
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what do you do
when you're not protecting people?
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Hm.
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He says...
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Mrs Christie,
it is a pleasure to meet you.
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I have read every one of your books
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and believe you to be the finest
author of detective novels in the world.
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Oh. That's very kind of you.
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But I'm old enough and modest enough
to know that Conan Doyle is better.
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Conan Doyle?
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If anyone is Chungking Mansions
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is found reading Sherlock Holmes,
they're soon looking for a new home.
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I'm very happy to know that my hard work will
be in the hands of someone who appreciates it.
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Have you got the money?
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In our culture, these proceedings
have certain... formalities.
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Well, in our culture, you have to pay
before you see the bearded woman.
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Mr Lei has �20,000
in his coat pocket.
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Mr Vella is here to ensure it remains
there until we have the manuscript.
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Sounds reasonable. And the deed.
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I'll sign it when I have the money.
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And then the manuscript
will be legally yours
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and you can do
whatever you want with it.
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Agreed.
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Let's seal this with a drink!
A soft one.
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You don't drink? No.
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Since when. Since forever.
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Ah. HE WHISTLES Oi! Four
zombies and a soda water.
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Assuming your wop likes
to stay sharp.
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Oh, you speak English. You drink?
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HE LAUGHS All right, well, I
don't know what a zombie is.
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You wanna see the cocktail menu?
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You're the first American I've met who
doesn't know how to make a zombie.
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How about I make the drinks
and you pay for them?
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Perhaps now you'd like to hear about
our air raid procedures.
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You need to pull yourself together.
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Do you know how many times
I've heard that siren? 96.
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Can you guess how many times
I've been blown up?
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I'm enjoying a civilised drink
in an uncivilised place.
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I couldn't care less if Hitler
was attacking on a fucking unicorn.
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Chin-chin.
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Is it possible it's a false alarm?
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Attacks this far out are unusual.
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Erm, we have a, er, shelter
in the ballroom. It's pretty strong.
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Well, it's just through there,
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along with the second largest
gramophone in London.
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You wanna see?
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It is against fire regulations
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to let the public go down there.
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How about if we're on fire?
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It's behind the bar,
down the stairs.
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You take me to all the best places,
darling.
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Or what?
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You may be invincible,
darling, but I'm not.
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Come on.
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Evening, ladies.
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What are nice girls like you
doing in a place like this?
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Sightseeing.
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It's a cheap time to visit London.
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Yes?
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What happens if we take it?
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I kill you.
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How?
By mangling the English language?
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You're supposed to be protecting me,
not starting a fight.
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Now we know what we're up against.
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How much for this '93 decant?
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We can't afford to let this
interfere with our plans.
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You really do need the money,
don't you? Yes.
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Well, we'd better get a move on.
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Our man's a little nervous.
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Don't worry. It's not as if...
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Aren't they rather a long way off?
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How do you know?
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Did you see any markers?
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Something to suggest
that we're a target.
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Flares or fires?
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Anything that could be a guide
to the German bombers?
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Then hopefully Goering
will leave us alone.
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And if he doesn't, we're safe here.
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Think of all those poor people up...
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Your new man?
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Max.
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No.
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Here's hoping you change your mind.
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Max will be fine.
I've seen your house.
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It could take a direct hit,
I'd still struggle to break in.
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Also, think about it.
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They've dropped hundreds of thousands
of bombs and, what, killed ten people.
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Chances of Max going for a Burton
are about the same as me going straight.
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? Goering has only got one ball
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? Hitler has plums so very small
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? Himmler's so fucking similar
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? And poor old Goebbels
has no balls at all
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? Hitler has only got one ball
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? She threw it
into the apple tree
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? It fell off into the deep blue sea
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00:20:11,152 --> 00:20:14,807
? The fishes took out their dishes
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? And had scallops and bollock
for tea ?
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Thank you.
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00:20:23,582 --> 00:20:26,836
Right, let's sell this bloody thing
and go home.
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Frankie!
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Maybe now is not the best time.
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You just need to be tactful.
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Maybe I'll be tactful
whilst you guard the manuscript.
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It's not going anywhere.
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Of course. But maybe I should...
Trust me?
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Ah!
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Would you mind opening this door?
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Now!
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Enter this room,
I carve my name on your balls.
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Eli Sciacchitano.
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OK, there is a policewoman
over there.
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Until next time.
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Thank you.
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Just give him a moment.
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I need to show you something.
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Could you tell Mr Lei
I'll be back shortly?
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Yes, of course.
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I took my eyes off it
for 30 seconds.
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That's my future. I thought
Mussolini was about to stab you.
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She left the oven on.
Did you see anyone near my bag?
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Something's missing? Our privacy.
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Since when did you start trusting
strangers with our business? I trusted you!
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I was making sure you didn't get perforated. I
wasn't in any danger! If you die, I don't get paid.
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If I don't sell the manuscript,
nobody gets paid.
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You do realise that ten percent
of nothing is nothing?
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I'm aware.
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At least we'll have this.
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It's stolen property. Mm.
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Or unfinished business.
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It can't have been taken on purpose.
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No-one knows.
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Should we leave?
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That's not like you.
I wasn't expecting trouble.
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I might have... exaggerated
my skills as a bodyguard.
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I might have downplayed
the importance of this deal.
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If I'd have known, I would've asked
for more money. SHE LAUGHS
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I can't believe I'm laughing.
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What do we do now? We find out who
has the manuscript and take it back.
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It could be anyone. Frankie might
have paid someone to steal it.
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Store room. Over there.
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Where do we start?
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By breaking your golden rule?
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Never rub another man's rhubarb?
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Your other one.
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Concerning the police.
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And keeping one's mouth shut.
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And I always thought
no-one ever listened to me.
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Excuse me.
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My name is...
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I need to report a theft. Yes.
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Something important was stolen
out of my bag a few minutes ago.
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A manuscript.
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Are you looking for something? Perhaps
I can help. I'm good at finding things.
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It's been stolen.
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There's a reward.
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So it's your job
to investigate a crime.
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00:26:04,811 --> 00:26:08,037
When?
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When everyone's left?
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Doing what?
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I'll make a deal with you.
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All you have to do
is stop people from leaving.
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Stop them from leaving
even if they choose to ignore it.
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And what?
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I thought you were a police officer.
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I won't write a bestselling series of
novels about an idiotic PC called O'Hanauer?
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I can do that.
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What happened?
She'll stop people from leaving.
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What now?
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We find out
if Frankie's behind all this.
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There's something funny
about those two.
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You noticed.
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Can't put my finger on it.
They're lying.
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Everyone's lying.
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Mrs Christie,
he is most happy to see you.
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My manuscript has been stolen.
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Oh, sorry, where are my manners?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Could you tell Mr Lei that whoever
took the manuscript is still here.
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We need to find out who so we can
conclude our business and go home.
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Erm, we should... ask Rocco
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what he thinks would be the best way
to find the person responsible.
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You do?
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Erm... Mr Lei is not feeling well.
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Can we do anything?
No, I'll stay with him.
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I think he feels better
in this room.
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It makes him feel... Safe. Yes.
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She doesn't look like
she has anything good to steal.
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I'm about to win a particularly good
bottle of Taylor's.
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So would you mind fucking off?
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It's sir, actually.
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Bel insulto.
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No!
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00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,726
Are you all right?
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Do something!
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What?
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00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:27,605
HE GROANS Where in
God's name did you learn that?
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Get off him
and help me get him on his front.
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Move!
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00:32:55,671 --> 00:33:00,006
When you've finished stuffing the Christmas
turkey, I think you'll find he's dead. Dead?
249
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Much like that servant. Grace has spent the last
few minutes trying to talk him back to life.
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Frankie!
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Keep going!
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He's dead.
253
00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:28,036
Have some respect!
254
00:33:36,861 --> 00:33:40,086
It was self-defence.
255
00:33:51,881 --> 00:33:56,165
We can't just leave him here.
No!
256
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:05,165
Frankie! Oh, Frankie!
257
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,204
How could Frankie just die?
258
00:34:30,431 --> 00:34:33,646
He never had any...
any heart problems before?
259
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:38,715
No. He was...
easily excitable, but...
260
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,606
no, he was in good health.
261
00:34:47,230 --> 00:34:49,795
I need to ask you something.
262
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,436
What?
263
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:59,686
Where's the money? The money?
264
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:02,795
It's in his pocket.
265
00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:07,485
You think someone did this? Shh.
266
00:35:08,510 --> 00:35:10,896
It's possible we're being targeted.
267
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:16,286
But the only people
that knew about it were you.
268
00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:30,005
We have to check
if Frankie still has the money.
269
00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:34,074
That's easier said than done.
270
00:35:37,311 --> 00:35:41,005
Second thoughts, leave that with me.
271
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:45,255
HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS Got a
way for you to atone for your sins.
272
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,846
Just promise you'll try
not to kill anyone else.
273
00:35:48,871 --> 00:35:51,646
Go talk to the policewoman.
274
00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:55,565
Trust me.
I'm gonna get you in that room.
275
00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:04,356
Hey, my ltalian's not up to much,
but Rocco tells me
276
00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,795
you're a stronzo?
277
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:09,565
I think that means you're a fucker,
but I'm not really sure.
278
00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:17,715
I think two deaths in one night
is enough.
279
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:21,536
Do you hear this? You hear what
this murdering pig is calling me?
280
00:36:22,990 --> 00:36:26,766
So if I am a stronzo...
..you are coward!
281
00:37:36,311 --> 00:37:39,646
The money's gone.
And I think he was poisoned.
282
00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:46,766
I assume whoever did it has
the manuscript. And needs the deed.
283
00:37:50,871 --> 00:37:57,045
My instinct says we can trust
jun, Rocco, Audrey and Nell.
284
00:37:58,380 --> 00:38:01,286
But my instinct when it comes
to trust is hugely wrong.
285
00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:06,965
How can we trust jun and Rocco? They're
the only ones that knew about the money.
286
00:38:09,269 --> 00:38:13,074
We should set a trap. Use the deed
to draw out whoever it is.
287
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,686
And risk losing that, as well?
288
00:38:18,019 --> 00:38:22,244
How about I tell everyone I've heard the
all clear and see who makes a run for it?
289
00:38:22,269 --> 00:38:25,436
I imagine they all will.
Do you have a better plan?
290
00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:29,715
Yes.
291
00:38:31,990 --> 00:38:34,155
To not catch the killer.
292
00:38:35,311 --> 00:38:37,766
Do nothing? Not nothing.
293
00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:40,175
We find the manuscript and go home.
294
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,655
We give up?
295
00:38:43,681 --> 00:38:46,264
No, not give up.
296
00:38:46,289 --> 00:38:50,144
We live to fight another day.
Sounds a lot like giving up.
297
00:38:51,971 --> 00:38:55,014
Oh, well, in for a penny,
in for a pound.
298
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:57,456
You realise I have neither?
Then I'll take it on tick.
299
00:38:57,481 --> 00:39:00,626
Well, you'll be joining a long
queue. I know where you live.
300
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:09,505
So... all we have to do is get the killer to
give you back the manuscript for no reason.
301
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:15,065
Let me guess. You're gonna tell
everyone who you are and ask politely.
302
00:39:22,289 --> 00:39:25,376
My name is Agatha Christie.
303
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,706
I'm a novelist.
304
00:39:27,731 --> 00:39:31,905
Someone here has stolen
something very important to me.
305
00:39:31,931 --> 00:39:34,014
Please may I have it back.
306
00:39:35,891 --> 00:39:37,985
You're Agatha Christie?
307
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:42,295
What's been stolen?
Clearly not a sense of humour.
308
00:39:44,369 --> 00:39:47,786
If she's Agatha Christie,
I'm the Emperor of Japan.
309
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,344
I told you she looked familiar.
310
00:39:54,369 --> 00:39:56,224
Bollocks.
311
00:39:56,250 --> 00:40:00,545
What on earth would Agatha Christie
be doing here?
312
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:06,865
I don't want your help,
I just want my manuscript back.
313
00:40:06,891 --> 00:40:10,224
Without... the deed...
314
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:15,295
you can't sell it. It's worthless.
315
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,585
What's it about?
316
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:22,344
Your missing novel.
317
00:40:22,369 --> 00:40:25,065
Someone who thinks
they can get away with murder.
318
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:30,545
And it isn't missing.
It's been stolen.
319
00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:33,905
By one of you.
320
00:40:42,451 --> 00:40:44,945
What's the reward?
321
00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:50,706
If I find it? The reward...
is not going to prison.
322
00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:56,786
A grand.
323
00:40:56,811 --> 00:40:59,735
�1,000.
324
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,425
That's what I said.
325
00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:04,706
Is that right, Miss Christie?
326
00:41:06,971 --> 00:41:10,065
How do I know you have �1,000?
327
00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:13,626
Her books sell like prophylactics
in a whore house.
328
00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:16,815
She's richer than the Queen.
329
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,505
Well, that worked.
330
00:41:39,811 --> 00:41:43,094
I was hoping to reason with them.
331
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:47,376
Not start a wild goose chase.
Better than nothing.
332
00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:51,655
And what if somebody
actually finds it?
333
00:41:52,681 --> 00:41:55,456
Where am I going to get �1,000?
334
00:41:55,481 --> 00:41:56,936
Hm.
335
00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:00,224
Didn't think of that.
336
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:04,655
Tell you what, if I find it,
you can add it to my tab.
337
00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:11,905
Bollocks.
338
00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:14,094
Something wrong?
339
00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:17,655
It seems that telepathic ability
declines with age.
340
00:42:17,681 --> 00:42:21,456
Like most things.
Everything but one's sex life.
341
00:42:21,481 --> 00:42:23,505
Three of hearts.
342
00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:25,936
That's very unfortunate.
343
00:42:27,481 --> 00:42:29,936
Did you call the barman a deserter?
344
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,094
Why else would a Canadian be here?
345
00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:37,505
I thought he was American. Only people with an
acute sense of hearing can tell the difference.
346
00:42:37,530 --> 00:42:42,865
Did you know that Canada
isn't actually a country?
347
00:42:42,891 --> 00:42:45,186
This is not it!
348
00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:47,706
Gentlemen!
349
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,865
As I was trying to say
to Mr Stabby here,
350
00:42:49,891 --> 00:42:52,344
this is sheet music
351
00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:57,655
for a number called... ooh, Tell The
Gardener I Am Ready To Be Watered.
352
00:43:07,911 --> 00:43:11,527
Can I keep this?
It's a show I'd like to see.
353
00:43:17,632 --> 00:43:20,996
Jack of hearts.
354
00:43:22,192 --> 00:43:24,806
I'm so sorry, what were you saying?
355
00:43:24,831 --> 00:43:27,916
What right do you have to search
our personal possessions?
356
00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:30,487
It doesn't work like that.
357
00:43:30,512 --> 00:43:33,967
Do you like both your arms?
358
00:43:33,992 --> 00:43:37,436
I don't have a bag.
What are you going to do?
359
00:43:37,461 --> 00:43:39,766
See if I've stuffed it
down my knickers?
360
00:44:02,284 --> 00:44:06,829
Maybe cos all the good ones are off fighting Germans.
I think this situation is getting out of control.
361
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:09,498
Could I make a suggestion?
362
00:44:09,523 --> 00:44:13,668
That you only search items large
enough to contain my manuscript.
363
00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:52,139
Hm?
364
00:45:12,804 --> 00:45:14,898
Yes!
365
00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:22,418
It's all here. Do you think I would
be so stupid as to do that?
366
00:45:27,123 --> 00:45:29,588
You are being made a fool of.
367
00:45:46,204 --> 00:45:51,338
I'm happy you found it. But how do I
know you haven't stolen the money?
368
00:45:51,362 --> 00:45:53,699
That you haven't set
this whole thing up?
369
00:45:55,123 --> 00:45:58,619
I'm very sorry about Frankie. But...
370
00:46:00,054 --> 00:46:03,028
there's no proof it was murder.
Ha!
371
00:46:03,054 --> 00:46:05,538
Perhaps all this was a coincidence.
372
00:46:07,534 --> 00:46:12,538
What, so somebody just chanced on
the �20,000 in Frankie's pocket?
373
00:46:12,563 --> 00:46:15,739
I have to go home to my husband.
374
00:46:15,764 --> 00:46:18,538
We're leaving.
375
00:46:22,403 --> 00:46:25,898
A heart attack and an accident
are not reasons to keep me here.
376
00:46:25,923 --> 00:46:30,509
If I want to risk getting blown up,
I will. We're leaving!
377
00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:40,458
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
378
00:47:08,454 --> 00:47:12,228
Did you hear about the grenadier who lost
the left side of his body in an explosion?
379
00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:16,588
He's all right now.
380
00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:25,168
That's very good.
381
00:47:28,844 --> 00:47:30,818
My nephew...
382
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,407
has killed 37 German pilots.
383
00:47:35,483 --> 00:47:38,657
He was the worst mechanic
the Luftwaffe ever had.
384
00:47:45,043 --> 00:47:48,048
That's pretty good, isn't it?
385
00:47:49,643 --> 00:47:53,338
Will you at least go and find out
if the air raid's over?
386
00:47:53,362 --> 00:47:56,099
We haven't heard anything
for a while.
387
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,538
We'd all like to leave.
388
00:47:59,563 --> 00:48:03,818
It could be dangerous up there.
If you don't want to go, I will.
389
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:08,688
I'll go with you.
It'll be quicker with two.
390
00:48:09,813 --> 00:48:12,298
Maltese Falcon
can be left in charge.
391
00:48:41,822 --> 00:48:45,117
I know.
Mm.
392
00:48:45,143 --> 00:48:48,677
Absolutely not.
393
00:49:00,461 --> 00:49:02,958
I thought
she was going to shoot you.
394
00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:06,436
Oh, she was just trying to scare me.
395
00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:12,038
Have you ever had a gun
pointed at you before?
396
00:49:15,063 --> 00:49:17,927
Not with intent. Hm.
397
00:49:19,103 --> 00:49:24,038
Take it from me, your friend's joke
just saved your life.
398
00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:38,106
Well, at least you got
your manuscript back.
399
00:49:40,282 --> 00:49:42,867
While we wait...
400
00:49:42,891 --> 00:49:45,827
why not tell us the story?
401
00:49:49,202 --> 00:49:51,467
It's not.
402
00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:55,697
This one isn't.
403
00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:03,786
Why bother writing it, then? The
Americans stopped paying royalties
404
00:50:03,811 --> 00:50:07,536
and the Revenue think I'm a thief.
I need the money.
405
00:50:07,561 --> 00:50:09,257
Huh.
406
00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:13,867
I did a children's party once.
407
00:50:15,442 --> 00:50:19,146
A seven-year-old rode me like
a donkey into the swimming pool.
408
00:50:19,170 --> 00:50:21,306
You see, Grace? Bastard.
409
00:50:21,331 --> 00:50:23,416
You must care a little bit.
410
00:50:24,442 --> 00:50:28,867
You could've written about something
else.
411
00:50:28,891 --> 00:50:31,536
That would sell like hot cakes.
412
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:34,947
And remind everyone
about our present horrors.
413
00:50:37,722 --> 00:50:41,056
I finished one of those last year.
It hasn't been published.
414
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:44,177
They're worried it won't sell.
Why not test it on us?
415
00:50:44,202 --> 00:50:47,586
I don't test my novels.
416
00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:50,416
A spy story makes sense.
417
00:50:50,442 --> 00:50:53,617
You must meet all sorts
of interesting people.
418
00:50:53,641 --> 00:50:57,056
You must know all sorts of secrets.
419
00:50:57,081 --> 00:51:01,617
The only secret I know is how to sell a
million books and not have any money.
420
00:51:09,251 --> 00:51:12,257
Almost makes me wanna tell
the conscription board my real age.
421
00:51:12,282 --> 00:51:15,336
Would anyone like to play
yet more cards?
422
00:51:15,362 --> 00:51:17,947
Yes, please.
423
00:51:17,972 --> 00:51:21,746
How about a game of sharp?
Mm.
424
00:51:24,842 --> 00:51:26,947
Couldn't we just make a dash for it?
425
00:51:28,081 --> 00:51:31,746
Even if we escape the mad PC, it's
like an lrishman's wedding up there.
426
00:51:36,411 --> 00:51:39,467
Thank you. For what?
427
00:51:41,170 --> 00:51:46,416
I'm told you just saved my life.
Yeah. Gotta protect my investment.
428
00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:50,106
At this rate,
you won't get much of a return.
429
00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:53,387
You ever failed to get
what you want?
430
00:51:56,331 --> 00:52:00,106
I'm quite persistent.
Which is why I'm confident.
431
00:52:01,492 --> 00:52:04,586
You'll get your 20 grand,
I'll get my commission.
432
00:52:07,362 --> 00:52:11,226
We met for a few clays 14 years ago.
433
00:52:11,251 --> 00:52:13,467
I don't know anything about you.
434
00:52:14,771 --> 00:52:17,976
My story's different.
It's a potboiler.
435
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:21,306
I do what I have to to survive.
436
00:52:22,362 --> 00:52:24,786
I've written a few potboilers.
437
00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:27,536
Do you know what defines them?
438
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,786
They always make money.
439
00:52:33,561 --> 00:52:36,947
They never let you down.
Yeah, don't speak too soon.
440
00:52:46,612 --> 00:52:49,336
Don't worry. It's the Italian.
441
00:52:50,411 --> 00:52:52,586
The only people he can kill
are already dead.
442
00:52:53,641 --> 00:52:58,456
It isn't Eli.
It must be. He had the manuscript.
443
00:52:58,481 --> 00:53:01,146
When was the last time
you met someone
444
00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,867
who could write better English
than they spoke?
445
00:53:04,891 --> 00:53:06,416
Oh.
446
00:53:09,722 --> 00:53:11,817
Please don't lose it again.
447
00:53:13,532 --> 00:53:15,226
What are you doing?
448
00:53:30,561 --> 00:53:34,976
Does it occur to you that perfect spelling
and grammar might not be his strong point?
449
00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:37,976
She's smarter than us.
450
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:43,976
If it is,
Eli didn't steal the manuscript
451
00:53:44,001 --> 00:53:46,106
and the murderer is free
to kill again.
452
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,896
You said sleeping.
You said Eli was sleeping it off.
453
00:54:12,411 --> 00:54:13,947
Eli?
454
00:54:19,362 --> 00:54:21,146
Ohh!
455
00:54:27,842 --> 00:54:29,786
Oh, my...
456
00:54:32,871 --> 00:54:35,257
When you said you were gonna go
and check on the prisoner,
457
00:54:35,282 --> 00:54:38,306
did you mean the kind of check that
might spot he looked like King Harold?
458
00:54:38,331 --> 00:54:42,025
His head's been used
as a pin cushion.
459
00:54:42,050 --> 00:54:45,947
We should tell the others.
460
00:55:04,532 --> 00:55:08,726
You're going to go back out there
461
00:55:08,751 --> 00:55:11,896
and tell everyone what's happened.
462
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:17,257
Once everybody's aware of the situation,
we'll wait for the all clear to sound.
463
00:55:17,282 --> 00:55:19,586
At that point,
you will go and get help.
464
00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:27,306
They're my words!
465
00:55:27,331 --> 00:55:29,697
I won't give them up to a murderer.
466
00:55:30,842 --> 00:55:32,947
Go check for clues or something.
467
00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:36,387
Piss off over there!
468
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,306
As much as I hate to admit it,
she might be right.
469
00:55:46,331 --> 00:55:49,456
We could hand it over and go home.
470
00:55:49,481 --> 00:55:51,666
I can't give him up for nothing!
471
00:55:51,692 --> 00:55:55,096
Poirot? Perhaps you're more attached
to him than you admit. I'm not!
472
00:55:55,121 --> 00:55:58,666
I just have to get paid. He owes me.
He's not real!
473
00:56:02,251 --> 00:56:07,255
Is there anyone in your life who's been
around 20 years and not fucked you over?
474
00:56:11,621 --> 00:56:13,547
Come back.
475
00:56:17,181 --> 00:56:19,436
Time to start pretending
you're in charge.
476
00:56:20,492 --> 00:56:22,706
Don't think you'll find it too hard.
477
00:56:33,461 --> 00:56:37,717
Why?
478
00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:40,706
I wish to be on my own.
I will not leave Miss Yuhan.
479
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,985
You'll want to hear this.
Rummy.
480
00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:46,235
You've got four kings? Mm.
481
00:56:48,211 --> 00:56:51,706
Where did you get these cards?
An Italian bugger.
482
00:56:51,731 --> 00:56:55,077
It's a miracle I won anything.
483
00:56:55,101 --> 00:56:57,436
Are we finally
being allowed to leave?
484
00:56:57,461 --> 00:57:01,155
Please don't tell me
you've allowed him to escape.
485
00:57:08,572 --> 00:57:13,317
I was looking forward to this mystery playing
out, but given the change of circumstances...
486
00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:17,717
we're leaving.
487
00:57:17,742 --> 00:57:20,547
I've killed five people,
488
00:57:20,572 --> 00:57:22,835
three of them on purpose.
489
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:27,114
My current duties allow me to shoot
first and ask questions never.
490
00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:29,914
Would you mind if I came with you?
More the merrier.
491
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:36,224
Us, too. As the French might say as
they lay down their arms, fait accompli.
492
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:43,193
You some sort of war hero?
I've had my moments.
493
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:49,554
You're not a man that scares easy. Some people are
born without sexual organs. I was born without fear.
494
00:57:49,579 --> 00:57:53,784
So you wouldn't think twice about hunting down
the person that's caused us all this trouble.
495
00:57:53,809 --> 00:57:56,585
You can't hunt a ghost.
That's just what I was thinking.
496
00:57:58,018 --> 00:58:00,704
Anyone here believe in ghosts?
497
00:58:00,730 --> 00:58:05,063
I once saw the head of a Japanese
woman floating towards me.
498
00:58:05,088 --> 00:58:08,585
I was on the loo and...
499
00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:11,704
Well... two people
have been murdered.
500
00:58:13,219 --> 00:58:15,304
No-one's seen anything.
501
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:19,554
So it must be a ghost.
502
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:21,994
There's someone else here.
Of course.
503
00:58:22,018 --> 00:58:24,835
That does explain everything.
504
00:58:24,860 --> 00:58:28,193
Maybe. It's all rather frightening.
505
00:58:28,219 --> 00:58:30,835
What are we going to do?
Well, we've got two guns
506
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:33,063
and a couple of killers.
507
00:58:33,088 --> 00:58:36,554
Seems to me we should find the
bastard and return the lady's money.
508
00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:39,755
We'll search room by room.
509
00:58:41,088 --> 00:58:44,784
I will come with you.
510
00:58:44,809 --> 00:58:48,034
I need your help.
I'll look after her.
511
00:58:48,059 --> 00:58:51,914
Given I'm the brains in this operation,
I should stay behind the front lines.
512
00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:56,344
Besides, someone needs to be here in case
our uninvited guest makes a run for it.
513
00:58:56,369 --> 00:58:58,585
I'm sure you know how to use this.
514
00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:01,144
If you don't go, I will.
515
00:59:04,219 --> 00:59:08,063
We'll start over there.
Why don't you accompany your gun?
516
00:59:08,088 --> 00:59:10,635
Scared?
517
00:59:10,659 --> 00:59:14,864
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
518
00:59:14,889 --> 00:59:17,554
I'm coming. Me, too.
519
00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:22,755
Stop. We need something
to protect ourselves.
520
00:59:26,579 --> 00:59:28,704
That's for you.
521
00:59:28,730 --> 00:59:30,675
And for you.
522
00:59:30,699 --> 00:59:33,275
And... yes.
523
00:59:34,329 --> 00:59:36,784
Mrs Christie.
524
00:59:36,809 --> 00:59:38,864
I think this one's yours.
525
00:59:38,889 --> 00:59:43,224
Oh! Thank you, my dear,
but I'd likely hurt myself.
526
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:45,394
Very well.
527
00:59:48,659 --> 00:59:50,344
OK.
528
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:29,034
No-one... make a sound.
529
01:01:11,650 --> 01:01:15,034
And now we have
the psychological advantage.
530
01:01:20,170 --> 01:01:23,983
Give me your gun.
531
01:01:24,009 --> 01:01:27,394
I always save the last one for myself.
Come on, hurry up, give it to me.
532
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:35,943
Try not to die like a dog!
533
01:01:40,009 --> 01:01:43,755
We could always set fire to the furniture
and smoke him out. Or maybe he isn't here?
534
01:01:57,969 --> 01:02:00,144
He must be on the other side.
535
01:02:03,579 --> 01:02:08,474
We should go. Yes, yes, the others
might well be worried about us.
536
01:02:38,748 --> 01:02:40,724
Oh, God.
537
01:02:40,748 --> 01:02:43,054
He's alive.
538
01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:59,565
Trying to help you. Give me the gun.
539
01:02:59,590 --> 01:03:02,284
Who are you going to shoot?
You if you do not give me the gun.
540
01:03:02,309 --> 01:03:06,644
Revenge is a dish best served by professionals.
Give me the gun or I'll snap your neck!
541
01:03:06,670 --> 01:03:08,764
Don't you think it's time
you intervened?
542
01:03:11,110 --> 01:03:14,454
All I care about
is that no-one else gets hurt.
543
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,644
I know you're investigating me.
544
01:03:16,670 --> 01:03:19,565
I'll do anything you want,
just help us!
545
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:26,695
What are you suggesting?
Someone has to stop this madness!
546
01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:30,284
And then I can do
what the killer wants,
547
01:03:30,309 --> 01:03:35,204
deliver the deed and the manuscript. About
bloody time. I nearly died for 20 grand.
548
01:03:37,559 --> 01:03:39,974
Who in God's name are you?
549
01:03:39,998 --> 01:03:43,695
Someone who knows the palace relies
on you for their evacuation plans
550
01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:46,534
and will take a dim view of your
extra-curricular activities.
551
01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:48,974
We're being bombed, not invaded.
552
01:03:48,998 --> 01:03:51,173
Let's hope King George
feels like that
553
01:03:51,199 --> 01:03:53,534
and that the Germans
haven't landed at Ramsgate.
554
01:03:53,559 --> 01:03:57,284
Bertie's probably loaded for bears
and listening to jelly Roll Morton.
555
01:04:01,119 --> 01:04:06,043
Because if you don't, you'll spend the rest of
the war making furniture in an internment camp.
556
01:04:06,068 --> 01:04:09,335
Are you all right?
557
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,405
Have I died and gone to heaven?
558
01:04:14,429 --> 01:04:16,844
No!
559
01:04:16,869 --> 01:04:19,335
St Peter has standards.
560
01:04:20,429 --> 01:04:23,485
No, don't move. No, I have to...
561
01:04:29,429 --> 01:04:33,974
I challenged her to a game of snap
and then... my world went dark.
562
01:04:36,230 --> 01:04:38,094
I'm sorry, I...
563
01:04:39,150 --> 01:04:43,454
I don't remember anything.
564
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,565
You didn't kill anyone.
565
01:04:47,230 --> 01:04:50,974
Or murder anyone.
566
01:04:50,998 --> 01:04:54,844
He bloody well isn't.
We'll make sure of that.
567
01:04:56,230 --> 01:04:59,704
Before I deliver the manuscript,
will you check it's safe up there?
568
01:04:59,728 --> 01:05:02,815
I don't want to complicate things
by getting blown up.
569
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:08,005
Yes. But also keen
not to make any further mistakes.
570
01:05:32,789 --> 01:05:36,644
Did you tell PC O'Hanauer how much
Frankie was paying for our manuscript?
571
01:05:36,670 --> 01:05:41,364
Of course I didn't. I don't thinkjun
would've said anything, or Rocco.
572
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,534
You don't think...
573
01:05:46,998 --> 01:05:51,534
Well, I don't know. She doesn't
come across as a master criminal.
574
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,565
What are we gonna do?
575
01:05:56,429 --> 01:05:59,005
Tell the tax inspectors.
Tax inspectors my arse!
576
01:05:59,030 --> 01:06:01,255
Well, whoever does
the Revenue's dirty work.
577
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:05,644
Either way, they're the closest thing we have to
authority. Unless they're trying to blackmail you.
578
01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:10,204
I trust them. What were you saying
about your trust issues?
579
01:06:10,230 --> 01:06:13,644
Well, we have to trust someone.
Yes. Each other.
580
01:06:15,858 --> 01:06:18,125
It's time for you to do
what you suggested.
581
01:06:19,230 --> 01:06:21,565
Give up the manuscript and the deed.
582
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:26,375
Once we're out of here, someone
else can catch the killer and get it back.
583
01:06:29,590 --> 01:06:32,534
Is the air raid over?
584
01:06:32,559 --> 01:06:36,894
Didn't you hear anything?
585
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,764
You certainly can't trust her.
I know.
586
01:06:40,869 --> 01:06:43,204
I've got a plan.
587
01:06:44,309 --> 01:06:47,894
I'm coming with you. Ohh.
588
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:53,255
Or not.
589
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,565
I'll come, too.
590
01:06:59,510 --> 01:07:02,485
Good. Cos it's not your decision.
591
01:07:11,389 --> 01:07:14,043
Well, in God's name,
find out if we can leave.
592
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:16,405
Please.
593
01:07:53,030 --> 01:07:55,284
It must be over.
594
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,534
Is something wrong?
595
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:14,684
Checking nothing's on fire.
596
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,534
Why not?
597
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:22,284
What part of our previous
conversation do you not understand?
598
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,614
Stop what?
599
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:39,814
It's here.
600
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,005
I intend to.
601
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:08,203
You haven't thought this through.
602
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:17,184
That's the problem.
If you shoot me, I can't sign it.
603
01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:28,854
Which is also not a great idea.
604
01:09:28,878 --> 01:09:32,335
If you shoot her,
we don't have a witness.
605
01:09:32,359 --> 01:09:34,824
My signature has to be witnessed.
606
01:09:43,409 --> 01:09:46,625
How so? With correct legal process?
607
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,904
I know.
608
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,054
So you keep saying.
609
01:10:05,078 --> 01:10:08,934
But it wouldn't make any sense.
610
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:16,054
Thought I'd missed.
611
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:39,135
Are we safe? Yes.
612
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,265
Oh.
613
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:47,824
Did you... She...
614
01:11:48,850 --> 01:11:50,974
I told you it was her.
615
01:11:54,489 --> 01:11:57,854
The air raid? It's over.
616
01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:01,574
So we can leave.
617
01:12:09,409 --> 01:12:11,854
Then you owe me 50 quid and a gun.
618
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,694
You got change of 1,000?
619
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,904
I'm assuming you're good for it.
620
01:12:35,998 --> 01:12:39,104
He gave me 2-1 on dying.
621
01:12:39,128 --> 01:12:41,184
You bet against yourself?
622
01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:43,574
It was the best way of making sure
it didn't happen.
623
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,744
You can send it to my barracks.
624
01:12:45,770 --> 01:12:47,854
Those two know the address.
625
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:52,774
No-one's going to believe me.
626
01:12:55,328 --> 01:12:58,934
Come on, darling. Ad usum Delphini.
627
01:13:00,078 --> 01:13:02,494
Wonderful meeting you all.
628
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,465
Huge fan.
629
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,255
Toodle-loo.
630
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,024
God, he is such a wanker.
631
01:13:13,359 --> 01:13:16,414
I quite like him. So what now?
632
01:13:37,050 --> 01:13:40,545
How much trouble am I in?
633
01:13:40,569 --> 01:13:43,744
Bletchley?
634
01:13:46,850 --> 01:13:50,215
You do?
635
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:01,114
I thought you were
glorified tax inspectors.
636
01:14:07,489 --> 01:14:11,934
You're spies?
637
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,215
And you think that...
638
01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:19,215
I'm in possession of state secrets?
639
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:26,335
No! No! Good Lord!
640
01:14:29,409 --> 01:14:33,934
No, I have... I have absolutely
no idea what you're talking about.
641
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:47,385
Can you take away my debt, placate
the IRS and the Inland Revenue,
642
01:14:47,409 --> 01:14:50,335
then force the Americans
to start paying my royalties again?
643
01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:57,135
All I'm trying to do
is earn a living.
644
01:14:57,159 --> 01:15:00,694
Whatever you think I've done,
I haven't.
645
01:15:02,159 --> 01:15:06,054
Everything that I've ever written
is just a figment of my imagination.
646
01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:14,024
Yes, it's a curse.
647
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,664
Oh, well...
can I do anything to help?
648
01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:47,863
Aren't you forgetting something?
649
01:15:51,009 --> 01:15:52,505
Hm?
650
01:15:53,529 --> 01:15:56,395
The �20,000 in your pocket?
651
01:16:11,659 --> 01:16:13,595
Caught red-handed.
652
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:35,203
Can I?
653
01:16:36,349 --> 01:16:38,435
Be my guest.
654
01:16:45,349 --> 01:16:49,073
Wiping gore off another man's face
doesn't break any wedding vows, you know?
655
01:16:52,739 --> 01:16:54,515
Thank you.
656
01:17:00,939 --> 01:17:03,595
You saved my life.
657
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,045
Again.
658
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:15,404
I'm going to do something in return.
659
01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:26,045
If I'm not mistaken,
Rocco's still downstairs.
660
01:17:27,579 --> 01:17:31,795
Yeah, er...
I think he's taken it badly.
661
01:17:31,819 --> 01:17:34,595
See if you can persuade him up here.
662
01:17:34,619 --> 01:17:36,845
We need a witness.
663
01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:39,944
For the deed.
664
01:17:44,710 --> 01:17:48,274
Once you've sold the manuscript,
you can give me a commission.
665
01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:53,993
Erm... I don't know what to say.
666
01:17:55,659 --> 01:17:57,873
Thank you?
667
01:17:59,069 --> 01:18:01,194
Thank you.
668
01:18:03,619 --> 01:18:06,515
Go on. Just hurry up.
669
01:18:06,539 --> 01:18:10,323
Our two spies won't be happy if
we're still here when the police arrive.
670
01:18:10,349 --> 01:18:12,685
And take that off.
671
01:18:12,710 --> 01:18:15,073
Rocco won't want to be reminded.
672
01:18:45,259 --> 01:18:47,033
Rocco?
673
01:18:56,698 --> 01:18:58,444
Rocco?
674
01:19:08,219 --> 01:19:10,804
Looking for you.
675
01:19:10,828 --> 01:19:12,673
What are you doing?
676
01:19:23,858 --> 01:19:25,474
Oh.
677
01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:33,872
It was that PC all along.
678
01:19:35,418 --> 01:19:38,724
Yeah.
679
01:19:43,219 --> 01:19:45,314
Body's upstairs.
680
01:19:46,469 --> 01:19:49,194
But we need to leave
before the real police arrive.
681
01:20:01,059 --> 01:20:03,234
That's a terrible idea.
682
01:20:03,259 --> 01:20:05,363
God knows what you'll be blamed for.
683
01:20:12,139 --> 01:20:15,724
What about the money?
Well, your money.
684
01:20:15,748 --> 01:20:17,832
Frankie's money.
685
01:20:23,219 --> 01:20:26,002
Well, someone needs to see
it goes to the right person.
686
01:20:27,778 --> 01:20:29,872
Maybe jun has a daughter.
687
01:20:41,578 --> 01:20:44,673
Sign on the line,
address and name underneath.
688
01:20:54,139 --> 01:20:55,832
Thank you.
689
01:21:36,778 --> 01:21:38,913
You're not having my bag.
690
01:21:40,418 --> 01:21:42,363
Just like that?
691
01:21:43,929 --> 01:21:45,832
Not quite.
692
01:21:50,219 --> 01:21:52,314
You were right.
693
01:21:54,898 --> 01:21:57,033
I've changed my mind.
694
01:21:58,108 --> 01:22:00,314
Hold that thought.
What are you doing?
695
01:22:00,338 --> 01:22:03,752
Well, if you're gonna start drinking, it'd
be a crime to open your account with that.
696
01:22:03,778 --> 01:22:05,872
See if you can find some soda water.
697
01:22:14,898 --> 01:22:16,832
Will this do?
698
01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:35,554
Hm.
699
01:22:37,179 --> 01:22:39,953
It won't kill you. It might!
700
01:22:39,978 --> 01:22:42,154
We all end up dead.
701
01:22:42,179 --> 01:22:45,154
It's just a question of how and why.
702
01:22:45,179 --> 01:22:48,724
And whether we are drunk
at the time.
703
01:22:48,748 --> 01:22:50,904
Cheers.
704
01:22:56,338 --> 01:22:58,234
Ohh.
705
01:22:59,389 --> 01:23:02,953
On second thoughts, I... I can't
break the habit of a lifetime.
706
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:05,113
No, go on, come on.
707
01:23:06,389 --> 01:23:08,002
Sorry.
708
01:23:11,389 --> 01:23:13,554
I can't change your mind?
709
01:23:14,819 --> 01:23:16,904
You know how stubborn I am.
710
01:23:22,929 --> 01:23:25,033
Ain't that the truth?
711
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:37,283
I understand the money
and the manuscript.
712
01:23:39,668 --> 01:23:41,904
Why do you want to kill me?
713
01:23:45,309 --> 01:23:48,953
Did I do something
all those years ago?
714
01:23:52,978 --> 01:23:55,904
Too clever for your own good.
Is that the point?
715
01:23:55,929 --> 01:23:58,033
You want to punish me?
716
01:23:59,538 --> 01:24:01,644
You think too much.
717
01:24:04,618 --> 01:24:07,953
What's more valuable
than the last ever Poirot novel?
718
01:24:10,538 --> 01:24:12,644
It's your last ever book.
719
01:24:21,838 --> 01:24:23,743
Was it the fingerprint?
720
01:24:26,047 --> 01:24:28,384
I decided last minute
to write you that message.
721
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,054
Before you gave the envelope
to PC O'Hanauer.
722
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,413
She really is a copper, you know?
723
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:46,054
I wondered.
724
01:24:46,078 --> 01:24:50,213
Nicked me for looting,
but... easily corruptible.
725
01:24:51,588 --> 01:24:54,173
Well, she must have trusted you. Mm.
726
01:24:56,078 --> 01:24:58,173
She loved me.
727
01:25:01,198 --> 01:25:03,304
People are stupid.
728
01:25:05,479 --> 01:25:07,453
Up to a point.
729
01:25:16,047 --> 01:25:19,853
Once I'd acknowledged the awful possibility
that you'd planned the whole thing...
730
01:25:20,877 --> 01:25:22,972
the truth was quick to unravel.
731
01:25:24,047 --> 01:25:26,493
Even then, I wanted you
to come up those stairs...
732
01:25:26,519 --> 01:25:29,533
What have you done? Ohh.
..and prove me wrong.
733
01:25:29,559 --> 01:25:31,923
Two pockets, two flasks.
734
01:25:33,408 --> 01:25:37,253
I just swapped them. Agh.
After you poisoned Frankie,
735
01:25:37,279 --> 01:25:39,853
you made a show
of offering us a drink.
736
01:25:39,877 --> 01:25:43,304
Like the writing in the blood,
you wanted to be clever.
737
01:25:45,359 --> 01:25:47,853
You over-thought it.
738
01:25:49,158 --> 01:25:52,453
Your insecurities undid you.
739
01:25:54,479 --> 01:25:56,613
Like all of us.
740
01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:49,253
I'm sorry.
741
01:26:52,868 --> 01:26:54,972
I don't believe you.
742
01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:46,814
I don't know what I was thinking.
743
01:27:51,118 --> 01:27:55,253
How could I kill the only thing
in life I can truly rely upon?
56406
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