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I never get to see you
like this.
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‐ Like what?
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‐ Like...yourself.
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Come on.
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- What?
- Show me around.
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- Okay.
- Where we at, Claire?
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Okay, uh...
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Follow me for the grand tour,
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but first,
we gotta get you a costume.
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‐ Oh, thank you, ma'am.
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‐ There you go.
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Okay.
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Here we have a deer.
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- Elk.
- Elk?
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- That's an elk.
- Okay, that's an elk.
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Oh, well, there's a deer
to remind us we're in Texas.
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‐ Don't mess with Texas.
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‐ Um, all right, let's go
check out the backyard.
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♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ You're having a bad dream ♪
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♪ Here in my arms ♪
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♪ Oh, sugar ♪
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‐ Never want to leave.
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♪ You came to me ♪
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‐ Happy birthday.
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‐ Thanks.
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♪ Could all be
a bad thing ♪
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♪ And do you harm ♪
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‐ Delete that video.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, lover ♪
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♪ You run from me ♪
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Mm.
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Can you believe
I found this place?
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‐ When'd you book it?
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‐ Mm, couple weeks ago.
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‐ A couple weeks ago?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ How'd you know
when my birthday was?
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‐ 'Cause I'm a mind‐reader.
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'Cause you told me.
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‐ Did I tell you?
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Oh.
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So, here's to...
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the most talented,
smartest, kindest,
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most handsome guy I ever met.
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‐ Please keep going.
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‐ Uh, not to mention the 1375
you got on your SATs.
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‐ Thanks to you.
‐ I'm so proud of you.
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‐ How'd you keep this‐‐
this whole cooking thing
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a secret from me for so long?
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‐ I don't know, it's easy.
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You know, I also got
a lot of practice
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cooking with my brothers.
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‐ I wish I ate like this
when I was a kid.
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‐ What, spaghetti and sauce?
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‐ No, a homecooked meal.
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My dad basically took us
to McDonald's
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every night after my mom died.
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Oh, my mom was the best
cook too.
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Everything she made
was from scratch.
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‐ You were, like, what,
um, nine when she died?
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‐ Yeah, about that.
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My mom was so cool.
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She was the life
of every party.
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We used to have
these huge barbecues,
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and she'd have, like,
buckets of gin and tonics.
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The whole neighborhood
would come by.
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The house just felt...
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I don't know, it felt,
like, alive.
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And then she got sick.
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And then she...got sick again.
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Cancer's just the worst.
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And then she died.
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And, um...
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Nate joined the military,
and he shipped off,
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and then my dad,
he started drinking, and...
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And I was, like,
alone in this...
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Um...
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incredibly quiet house.
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I don't know, sorry, I don't
know why I'm getting upset.
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‐ No.
It's fine.
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I want to hear.
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‐ Anyway, I tried
for a really long time
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to be perfect, you know?
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It was, like, my rebellion,
to be the opposite of my dad.
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It didn't work.
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I was just this, like,
walking reminder
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of what he lost.
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You ever think about
reaching out to your dad?
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‐
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‐ Are you curious about him?
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‐ Honestly?
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No.
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I mean, I never knew him,
so, really, what's to miss?
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‐ You are the best
older brother.
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And a really good man.
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‐ Hi.
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‐ Hey.
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Snug in.
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‐ Snug in.
‐ Snug in.
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‐ I like that.
‐ Yeah. Come here.
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I like the way you smell
in the morning.
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‐ I like seeing you
in the morning.
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You feel any older?
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‐
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Years older.
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‐ I'm sorry, I gotta take this.
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Hey, honey.
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Yeah, the speakers
are just okay,
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but I think
it's still worthwhile.
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How long did you guys
end up practicing for?
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Um, yeah, I wouldn't...
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Yeah, it's at 4:00, right?
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I wouldn't miss your first gig.
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Listen, I actually have
a curriculum seminar
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that I gotta hit, so I should‐‐
I should go.
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Kay.
Bye, I love you.
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Mmm. Coffee.
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Sorry about that.
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‐ It's fine.
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‐ Hey.
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What‐‐
come on.
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You know I didn't have
a choice.
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‐ It's fine.
Okay?
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‐ Stop.
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‐ Take your underwear off.
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‐ What?
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‐ Take your underwear off.
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‐
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I'm scared to smoke pot.
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‐
You're scared?
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‐ Don't laugh at me.
‐ I'm sorry.
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Sorry, I just‐‐
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I didn't know people like you
still existed, to be honest.
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‐ I know,
it's so pathetic, right?
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- Yeah. Kind of pathetic.
-
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Okay, well, technically,
I did sort of get stoned
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when I was, like, 20.
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But I thought
everybody hated me,
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and then I peed myself.
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Mm.
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‐ I didn't, for the record.
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‐ In that case,
I'm gonna shotgun you.
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- Do you know what that is?
- No.
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‐ Okay, I'm gonna take
a little in,
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and then I'm gonna
blow it to you.
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‐ Like in my mouth?
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Like we're kissing?
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- ‐ Like that, yeah.
- Oh, cool.
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- ‐ Okay, ready?
- Uh‐huh.
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‐ So?
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‐ I'm a stoner now.
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‐ Mission accomplished.
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Give me
another shotgun.
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All right, come here.
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I'm just wondering...
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‐ What were you like
in high school?
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‐ So boring.
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- ‐ What?
- ‐ Yeah.
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‐ So you're telling me
that you didn't have
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any boyfriends or anything.
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‐ No, I was a virgin
until I met Matt
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in, uh, senior year of college.
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‐ What the fuck?
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No shit.
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‐ I know, it's so embarrassing.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.
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Can you pass me those?
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‐ Yeah, yeah.
Here.
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‐ Yeah, so...
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it was self‐imposed.
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Like, I just wanted rules.
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I needed rules.
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So no drinking, no boys.
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Like, I wouldn't even
have a‐a beer.
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I was such a prude.
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Okay, how long were you
and Alison together?
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ What? Tell me.
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like, um...
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six months.
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‐ Oh, so, okay.
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That's, like, serious, then.
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Did you guys say "I love you"?
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‐ I don't know.
‐ What? You did!
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‐ No.
‐ Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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‐ I was 16, you know?
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What did I know?
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‐ Oh, the girls at UT
are gonna be all over you.
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‐
‐ They are.
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You have your whole life
ahead of you.
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You're gonna have so much fun.
‐ Hmm.
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‐ You are,
and you're gonna, like...
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have so much sex
with so many people.
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‐
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‐ Hey, you want to go
into town?
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We can go to a bar
or something.
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‐ I don't have an ID.
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‐ Oh, right, no.
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No, yeah, let's just stay here.
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Kay?
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‐
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I'm gonna get another.
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‐ Okay.
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‐
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Hey.
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You okay?
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‐ Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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‐ Come on, why are you giving
me the silent treatment?
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It's our last night together.
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Exactly.
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It's our last night together.
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And tomorrow,
you're gonna go back to him,
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and this will have
never happened.
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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This isn't real.
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‐ Of course it is.
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‐ Is that why you're talking
about who I'm gonna fuck
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when I get to college?
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Like, what is this to you?
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Is this just some bored
housewife shit?
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‐ You know that's not true.
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You're not gonna want me
when you go to college.
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You're gonna be done with me.
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Fuck, I'm risking
my entire life to be with you!
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I wish I could just stay here
with you, but I‐‐
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I can't,
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and I fucking feel like
a terrible person.
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‐ Hey.
Hey.
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‐ No.
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‐ Hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
Please stop.
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Stop.
Stop.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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So much.
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- I love you.
-
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Say it again.
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- I love you.
-
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♪ All along,
it was a fever ♪
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♪ A cold sweat,
hotheaded believer ♪
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♪ I threw my hands in the air ♪
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♪ And said,
"Show me something" ♪
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♪ She said, "If you dare,
come a little closer" ♪
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♪ Oh, around and around ♪
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♪ And around and around we go ♪
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♪ Oh, now, tell me now,
tell me now ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Not really sure
how to feel about it ♪
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♪ Something in the way
you move ♪
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♪ Makes me feel like
I can't live without you ♪
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♪ Yeah, it takes me
all the way ♪
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♪ And I want you to stay ♪
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Hey.
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
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‐ It's the birthday boy.
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‐ Yeah.
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Devon was sad
he missed you on your birthday.
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I think he was sadder about
missing some birthday cake,
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so I caved.
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I let them each have a piece.
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I was hoping you might get home
a little earlier.
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‐ Sorry about that.
270
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,200
‐ It's fine, you were having
fun with your friends.
271
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,100
We'll do something
tomorrow night, okay?
272
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,570
All right, I gotta go to work.
273
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,400
Um, you were supposed to
be home with the boys tonight,
274
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,570
but I wanted you to have
the night off,
275
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,270
so I sent them next door.
276
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,540
‐ Thanks.
277
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,100
‐ Happy birthday.
278
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,370
See you later.
279
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,580
‐ Hello?
280
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,140
‐ Hi.
281
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,310
‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.
282
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,210
Shit, you smell good.
283
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,040
‐ Oh, thanks, I showered.
284
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,010
‐ Oh.
Way to brag.
285
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:04,880
‐ How long have you been
waiting for a drink?
286
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,280
‐ Forever.
287
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,140
‐ So how bad is this gonna be?
288
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,540
‐ You might know some songs.
They're a cover band.
289
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:16,440
They do, like, Neil Young,
Talking Heads, Wilco.
290
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,340
- Oh, boy.
-
291
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,210
‐ No, it's‐‐
that sounds pretty good.
292
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,540
‐ Thanks for coming.
293
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,080
‐ Excuse me?
294
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,540
She's looked me in the face,
like, five times.
295
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,510
‐ Yeah, me too.
296
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,540
‐ Fuck it.
‐ What the...
297
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:34,140
- Kathryn!
- Hurry up, bitch!
298
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,410
What're you doing?
299
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,010
Oh, my God.
300
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,540
Okay.
301
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:45,210
- Oh.
- You are amazing.
302
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,280
‐ I'm even impressed
with myself right now.
303
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,280
‐ Gimme.
304
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,880
‐ Oh, it's good.
305
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,540
Mmm.
306
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,410
Oh, so how was your weekend?
307
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,540
‐ I wish you'd brought limes
or something.
308
00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:00,440
‐ I panicked.
‐ Uh, it was great.
309
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,310
‐ Yeah, what did you do?
310
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,940
‐ I went to a conference
in Dallas
311
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,810
with some of my old colleagues.
312
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,940
Um...yeah,
313
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,980
there were some
really interesting keynotes.
314
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:15,410
‐ Is that the best you can do?
315
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:20,010
Come on, that might fool Matt,
but doesn't fool me.
316
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,480
‐ Wha...
‐ Mm.
317
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:26,480
You've been glowing
recently, Claire,
318
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,180
and you sure as shit
aren't pregnant
319
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,880
since you've been chugging
this tequila,
320
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:32,280
so I'm, like, 99% sure
you're having an affair.
321
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,410
‐ Oh, my God, stop.
322
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,410
‐ Come on, there's a reason
people have been having affairs
323
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,540
since the dawn of time.
324
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:43,180
How else would you remember
you're still alive?
325
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,840
‐
326
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,440
Were you with a guy
this weekend?
327
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,280
I knew it.
328
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,910
Yeah, you were.
329
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,280
‐
330
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,440
I've never felt
this way before.
331
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,080
I've never given myself
permission to feel this way.
332
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,810
Yeah, life's too short.
333
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,810
So if you want more
than Weezer covers,
334
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,310
I don't blame you.
335
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,340
‐ Uh, it's Wilco.
‐ Oh.
336
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,340
So who's the guy?
337
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,280
‐ Mm‐mm.
Nope, I can't tell you.
338
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,810
‐ All right, fine.
339
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,410
At least tell me, how's the D?
340
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,280
‐
341
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:28,140
Oh...my God.
342
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,310
The D is great.
343
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,410
‐ Oh...
‐ Like, I love it.
344
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,540
Literally love it.
345
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:36,940
‐ Yeah.
346
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,340
The lust phase.
347
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,310
I miss that.
348
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,880
He's cute, then?
349
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,080
‐ He's so cute.
350
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,280
‐ He's older?
351
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,540
He's younger?
352
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,140
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Oh, shit.
353
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,180
‐
‐ Oh, my God!
354
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,410
‐ I know.
‐ Claire Wilson, yes!
355
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,410
Oh, my God, who is this guy?
356
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,340
‐ No.
Mm‐mm.
357
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:02,140
‐ Please?
Please tell me.
358
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:05,410
- ‐ I can't, no.
- Please.
359
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,140
Please, please.
360
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,880
I promise I won't tell anybody.
361
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:11,310
Please, please, please.
362
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,910
I promise.
363
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,980
Come on!
364
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:20,110
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me...
365
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,440
Oh.
366
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,880
Come on.
Mm...
367
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:41,280
‐
368
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,810
It's Eric.
369
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,940
‐ Who's Eric?
370
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,810
‐ Eric Walker.
371
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,140
Like, Eric, Eric.
372
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:53,010
‐
Come on.
373
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,280
Yes, Eric is cute,
but, like, you're kidding.
374
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,540
Like, we get it.
It's, like, lols.
375
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:01,380
‐ You're...
376
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,240
You're kidding.
377
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:09,140
Right?
378
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,240
Claire, oh, my God.
379
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,040
Claire...
380
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,280
Um...
381
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,980
He's your student.
382
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:31,010
‐ I‐‐no, I know, but he's 18.
383
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,010
And we're, like‐‐
we're in love with each other.
384
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,480
‐ He's your student.
385
00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,910
Well, wait, Kathryn...
386
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:42,410
Listen, let me explain, okay?
387
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,580
That's, like,
a monumental abuse of power.
388
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:48,580
You don't under‐‐
you don't understand.
389
00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,140
Okay, talk‐‐
talk to me about this.
390
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:53,540
Please, I...
391
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,940
He's an adult.
392
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,540
Okay?
He's 18.
393
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:57,910
This is not abuse.
394
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,280
We're in, like,
a real relationship.
395
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,410
- Ugh!
- We love each other.
396
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,480
My God, stop it!
I don't want to hear that.
397
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:05,040
‐ He's over the age of consent.
‐ He's a kid.
398
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:09,540
‐ Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
399
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:14,040
No, you‐‐you basically
forced me to say it.
400
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,410
‐ Claire, what do you
want me to do?
401
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,440
I don't have a choice.
I have to report you.
402
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,580
‐ Please.
403
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:22,580
Please, no.
That will...
404
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:24,940
It will literally ruin my life.
405
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,910
‐ Wow.
406
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,540
Wow.
407
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,380
Wow, wow, wow.
408
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:37,110
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