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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:58,643 Wood. 2 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,814 Peanut butter. Oh, yeah, peanut butter. 3 00:01:02,898 --> 00:01:04,983 I love peanut butter. 4 00:01:06,193 --> 00:01:07,819 Huh? 5 00:01:07,903 --> 00:01:09,112 Did you hear that? 6 00:01:09,196 --> 00:01:11,865 Yeah, me, too. Better go check it out. 7 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:15,160 Yeah, no poaching. 8 00:01:39,935 --> 00:01:41,812 Why you gotta eat them damn things for anyway? 9 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:42,979 - You're gonna rot your teeth. - Mmm-hmm… 10 00:01:43,063 --> 00:01:45,190 Poachers in my forest! 11 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,067 This ought to be fun. Game on. 12 00:01:50,404 --> 00:01:52,406 Hello, boys. Guess who? 13 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:53,865 What in the hell kind of bird is that? 14 00:01:53,949 --> 00:01:55,325 I'm gonna give you guys five seconds… 15 00:01:55,409 --> 00:01:56,535 It sure is angry about something. 16 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:57,661 …to get you and your guns outta here. 17 00:01:57,744 --> 00:01:59,371 - Well, it ain't no eagle… - Do you hear me? 18 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:03,542 But somebody will surely pay to have it stuffed. 19 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,962 Guns? Oh, no. What ever will I do? 20 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:10,173 Toro! Toro! 21 00:02:10,257 --> 00:02:11,258 Olé! 22 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,094 Come on! That the best you got? 23 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,178 Shoot him! 24 00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:17,180 Over here now! 25 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:22,644 Nice shot. 26 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:25,814 Now let's try this with a moving target! 27 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:26,982 Reload! Come on! Reload! 28 00:02:27,107 --> 00:02:28,108 Yoo-hoo! 29 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,901 Looking for me? Whoa! 30 00:02:29,985 --> 00:02:31,319 Too slow. Gotta go. 31 00:02:31,403 --> 00:02:32,404 Over there! There he is. 32 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:33,488 Marco? 33 00:02:33,572 --> 00:02:34,906 Polo! 34 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:38,952 Peekaboo! Over here! 35 00:02:39,036 --> 00:02:40,662 Gotcha! 36 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:43,790 Okay, boys. You got me fair and square. I give up. 37 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:45,959 Not! 38 00:02:48,462 --> 00:02:49,880 Nighty-night, boys. 39 00:02:51,465 --> 00:02:54,092 Did you… 40 00:02:56,094 --> 00:02:58,764 And I'm the one with a brain the size of a walnut? 41 00:02:58,847 --> 00:02:59,848 Puh-lease! 42 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:27,042 Speech! Speech! Speech! 43 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,628 All right, all right, all right. 44 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:30,796 Now, raise your glasses, 45 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:33,799 and here's to our victory and here's to our team. 46 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,425 Barb, come on in. Join the party. 47 00:03:35,509 --> 00:03:37,928 Actually, Lance, we need to talk. 48 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:39,971 Terminated? 49 00:03:40,055 --> 00:03:43,308 I just won a case for this firm worth millions, and I'm being terminated? 50 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:47,354 …another thing. Since when do we need to be 51 00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:49,523 so overly concerned with the rights of wildlife? 52 00:03:49,606 --> 00:03:50,774 Wildlife don't vote. 53 00:03:51,358 --> 00:03:53,110 Wildlife don't pay taxes. 54 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,612 Big Oil creates big jobs. 55 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:57,781 When's the last time you ever saw a bear create a job? 56 00:03:59,408 --> 00:04:01,702 Barb, come on. 57 00:04:01,785 --> 00:04:05,288 Fifteen years of busting my butt for this firm. 58 00:04:05,372 --> 00:04:09,001 Not to mention, the biggest case you've ever won. 59 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:10,919 And you're gonna fire me? 60 00:04:12,129 --> 00:04:13,338 Fired? 61 00:04:14,131 --> 00:04:15,799 They can't do that. 62 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:18,176 Actually, turns out they can. 63 00:04:18,635 --> 00:04:20,262 We will sue. 64 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,973 Sue one of the toughest law firms in the country? 65 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:24,349 Not a great idea. 66 00:04:24,725 --> 00:04:27,394 Don't worry, baby. I got a plan. 67 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,314 Are you gonna smear them on social media? 68 00:04:31,398 --> 00:04:32,941 I was thinking something a little more mature. 69 00:04:33,025 --> 00:04:34,109 Mmm. 70 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:36,945 My grandfather left me an amazing piece of property 71 00:04:37,029 --> 00:04:38,196 right up near the Canadian border. 72 00:04:38,822 --> 00:04:41,992 We are going to create a country estate. 73 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:43,076 Look at me. 74 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,244 Look what I'm wearing. 75 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,079 I can't. I'm a city girl! 76 00:04:46,163 --> 00:04:47,414 We're not gonna live in it. 77 00:04:47,497 --> 00:04:49,082 We're gonna flip it. 78 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:52,169 Take a huge profit. I'm gonna start my own firm. 79 00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:54,421 Success is the best revenge. 80 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:56,381 Nope. Nope. 81 00:04:57,549 --> 00:04:59,760 That's it! That's the one we saw! 82 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:03,138 "The pileated red-crowned woodpecker. 83 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:05,349 "Thought to be extinct… 84 00:05:05,432 --> 00:05:07,851 "Last one sold on the black market for…" 85 00:05:09,478 --> 00:05:13,607 Get this. $500,000! 86 00:05:14,191 --> 00:05:17,110 Holy moly! I could buy me that blue suede tux. 87 00:05:17,611 --> 00:05:19,029 Or one of them monster trucks. 88 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:23,367 All I know is that bird is out there in the woods someplace, 89 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:25,786 just waiting for us to bag it! 90 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,834 Home sweet home! 91 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,003 And no one around to bother me. 92 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:48,684 And this is gonna be great. I gotta tell you, 93 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,102 this is the first time in a long time 94 00:05:50,185 --> 00:05:51,978 I'm actually excited about something. 95 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,063 Careful. 96 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:55,273 Oh. 97 00:05:56,191 --> 00:05:59,277 Lance, look who is here. 98 00:06:01,113 --> 00:06:04,116 Linda! What a nice surprise. 99 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:05,492 May we come in? 100 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:07,119 Of course. 101 00:06:08,495 --> 00:06:10,288 Hey, Tommy. How you doing, bud? 102 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:16,628 My dad is in the hospital. 103 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:19,840 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I always liked your dad 104 00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:21,550 even though he hates my guts. 105 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:22,843 He doesn't hate your guts. 106 00:06:22,926 --> 00:06:25,846 No, he told me. He actually said, "I hate your guts." 107 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:27,472 It's a little hard to misinterpret that. 108 00:06:27,556 --> 00:06:30,308 Look, I'm leaving on a flight to Philadelphia at 10:00. 109 00:06:30,392 --> 00:06:33,186 I need your help. I need you to watch Tommy for a while. 110 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:35,397 - Uh… - No way. No. 111 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:39,985 If this were any other time, I would be happy to help. 112 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,778 But this is not any other time. 113 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:43,989 I'm sorry my dad didn't ask 114 00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:47,367 if it was convenient for you before he had a stroke. 115 00:06:49,244 --> 00:06:50,829 I'm starting construction on a big project. 116 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:51,997 Can't you just take him with you? 117 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,875 No, I have a family crisis. 118 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:57,669 You hardly ever see your son! 119 00:06:57,753 --> 00:07:01,673 It is time for you to step up to the plate and do your part. 120 00:07:01,757 --> 00:07:03,091 You know what? I'm sorry, Linda. 121 00:07:03,175 --> 00:07:05,552 The timing is just really bad. I can't do it. 122 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:07,679 I'm sorry, I would like to help you, but I can't. 123 00:07:07,763 --> 00:07:09,306 And that's final. 124 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:11,099 My hands were tied. You saw that. 125 00:07:11,183 --> 00:07:15,020 Yeah, I know. But I'm not a kid person. 126 00:07:16,355 --> 00:07:17,939 Even when I was a kid. 127 00:07:33,121 --> 00:07:36,958 I need a Xanny. I feel a migraine coming on. 128 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:42,589 Hey, Tommy. 129 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:47,177 Tommy, take off your headphones, please. 130 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:50,972 Look, it's not that I don't appreciate the drumming, 131 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:53,517 because it's awesome. 132 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,562 But can you maybe drop it down a few decibels, please? 133 00:07:57,646 --> 00:08:00,649 Fine. I won't play ever again. 134 00:08:00,732 --> 00:08:02,192 Happy now, Lance? 135 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:04,069 "Lance"? 136 00:08:04,152 --> 00:08:05,487 What happened to "Dad"? 137 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:07,447 I know you don't want me here. 138 00:08:07,531 --> 00:08:10,534 The only kid you want in your life is your girlfriend. 139 00:08:10,617 --> 00:08:13,829 You know what, Vanessa is not a kid. She's much… 140 00:08:15,247 --> 00:08:17,541 Much older-ish than you are. 141 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:20,460 Look, your mom's right. 142 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,840 We haven't had a chance to spend much time together lately. 143 00:08:24,923 --> 00:08:29,928 So we can just look at this trip as an opportunity to bond. 144 00:08:34,766 --> 00:08:35,851 Good talk. 145 00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:52,826 Well, we are here. 146 00:08:53,452 --> 00:08:56,872 By "here," do you mean middle of nowhere? 147 00:08:56,955 --> 00:08:58,457 Just wait till you see it. 148 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:08,050 Oh, come on. Would you just look at this? 149 00:09:09,343 --> 00:09:12,137 Pristine, untouched. 150 00:09:13,347 --> 00:09:16,600 I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here and start building. 151 00:09:16,683 --> 00:09:18,310 Petty exciting, huh, bud? 152 00:09:18,393 --> 00:09:19,394 Yay. 153 00:09:19,478 --> 00:09:20,979 I'm telling you, baby, 154 00:09:21,063 --> 00:09:24,399 if a house on this site does not quadruple our investment, 155 00:09:24,483 --> 00:09:25,567 I don't know what will. 156 00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:27,069 Come here, let me show you. 157 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,570 Uh, Lance, these shoes… 158 00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:30,614 Baby, wait, my shoes are not made for that! 159 00:09:30,697 --> 00:09:33,617 Okay, so the front door is gonna be somewhere about here. 160 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,160 And then… 161 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,411 Boom! 162 00:09:37,037 --> 00:09:40,165 Two-story vaulted ceiling, stunning view of the river, 163 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:42,876 opens up to a state-of-the-art kitchen. 164 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:45,504 - Awesome! - I know, right? 165 00:09:45,587 --> 00:09:47,422 I'm getting five bars! 166 00:09:47,506 --> 00:09:50,092 Five bars! Yeah, that is awesome. 167 00:09:50,717 --> 00:09:52,052 Ah! 168 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:53,804 Let's go. 169 00:09:53,887 --> 00:09:57,057 This place really needs to be fumigated. 170 00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:03,522 Oh, campers! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 171 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:05,649 Mmm, there's granola bars, corn chips, 172 00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:07,734 ice cream, snack cakes, corn nuts, 173 00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:09,319 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 174 00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:58,785 Grill's ready! 175 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:05,334 - Don't you dare post that. - Too late. 176 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,670 #epicdadgrillfail 177 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:11,840 Mmm, it is so coffee o'clock. 178 00:11:11,923 --> 00:11:13,967 Will you make me a double macchiato, please? 179 00:11:14,051 --> 00:11:15,135 Sure, dear. 180 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:22,184 - Hi, there. - Hi. 181 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,393 Hey, welcome. 182 00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:27,105 You must be Ben Walters' grandson. 183 00:11:27,606 --> 00:11:28,815 How'd you know that? 184 00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:30,942 Because you look exactly like him. Spitting image. 185 00:11:31,735 --> 00:11:33,862 - You knew my grandfather? - He came up every summer. 186 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:36,615 Taught me how to fish on this river. 187 00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:38,658 No kidding. 188 00:11:38,742 --> 00:11:41,036 Shoot. Where are my manners? I'm Sam Barlett, 189 00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:43,497 Park Ranger in charge of the state land that surrounds your property. 190 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:46,041 Lance Walters. This is my fiancée, Vanessa. 191 00:11:46,124 --> 00:11:47,125 Hi. 192 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:50,629 That's my son, Tommy, the mythical half boy, half smartphone. 193 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,715 Just swung by on my rounds. 194 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:56,009 We've had a problem with bird poachers in the area. 195 00:11:56,093 --> 00:11:59,137 So if you see anyone suspicious, please let me know. 196 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:00,722 Will do. 197 00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,349 I hear you're building a house up here. 198 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,767 Breaking ground tomorrow. You wanna see it? 199 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,734 It's very blue. 200 00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:15,862 5,000 square feet, every amenity. 201 00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:17,531 And I'm decorating it. 202 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:18,699 Yeah, you are. 203 00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:21,243 5,000 square feet for three people? 204 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:22,411 Hope you won't be cramped. 205 00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:25,247 Oh! No. Well, we're not building it to live in. 206 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,582 I mean, live here? 207 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:29,126 Uh, get real. 208 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,294 It's an investment property. We're gonna flip it. 209 00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:32,421 I see. 210 00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:35,590 Don't you think it'll, kind of, overwhelm the landscape? 211 00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,218 I've got government land on all sides. 212 00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:42,139 Yeah. Not like there are any neighbors to complain. 213 00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:45,851 All I'm saying is if you were to build something a bit more modest, 214 00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:47,894 you'd preserve these old growth trees 215 00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:49,438 and be a lot more green-minded. 216 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:52,649 Well, it's my land, so I'm pretty sure I can build however I want. 217 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,444 But don't worry, I'll leave plenty of trees for you to hug. 218 00:12:56,903 --> 00:13:00,032 Well. Let me know if you see any poachers. 219 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:05,162 And good luck with this Death Star you're building. 220 00:13:07,873 --> 00:13:09,416 Nice meeting you. 221 00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,046 Who does she think she is? 222 00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:16,131 I like her. She's cool. 223 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,092 - Ugh. - Don't worry about it, baby. 224 00:13:21,303 --> 00:13:23,555 Hey, Tommy, come help me with this stupid grill. 225 00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:30,687 Um, sounds like fun, Lance, but I think I'm gonna go explore a little. 226 00:13:31,146 --> 00:13:34,066 Like you say, can't play video games all the time! 227 00:13:35,359 --> 00:13:37,486 Chip off the old block. 228 00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:39,112 Part boy, part lawyer. 229 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,034 How the heck does this thing work? 230 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,334 Whoa! 231 00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:35,877 Ha-ha! 232 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,589 What the heck are you? 233 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,592 Now, it's your turn. Come on, kid. Show me what you got. 234 00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:51,893 O-ho! O-ho! Yeah! 235 00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:03,655 Uh-huh. 236 00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:05,991 Ta-da! 237 00:15:06,158 --> 00:15:10,245 Wow. You are really cool for a woodpecker. 238 00:15:12,122 --> 00:15:14,332 Are those Peanut Butter Bonkers? 239 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,835 I'm a sucker for peanut butter! 240 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:19,546 Come on, brother. Share the wealth, spread the love. Hook me up. 241 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:21,048 What are you trying to tell me? 242 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:24,051 Humans. You gotta spell everything out for them. 243 00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:28,889 Oh. 244 00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:31,141 You're hungry. You want a Peanut Butter Bonker? 245 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,893 Does a woodpecker peck in the woods? 246 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,522 Whoa! 247 00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:38,940 Wa-hoo! 248 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:41,568 You like that, huh? 249 00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,820 Even better than beetle larva! 250 00:15:43,904 --> 00:15:46,198 Which if you haven't tried, is quite good when in season. 251 00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:48,533 - Have another? - Don't gotta ask me twice. 252 00:15:52,287 --> 00:15:53,330 Huh? 253 00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:54,790 It's okay. 254 00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:56,458 Hmm? 255 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:00,754 Mmm… 256 00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:04,383 Hey, don't let the mushy music fool you. 257 00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,051 We're not friends or anything. 258 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,969 I'm only doing this for the free food. 259 00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:12,557 - I'm gonna call you Woody. - Huh? 260 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,559 You like that name? Woody? 261 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:17,437 I'm gonna call you Kid Who Just Ran Out Of Bonkers. 262 00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:18,522 See you! 263 00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:25,237 Well, I hope everyone is hungry. 264 00:16:25,696 --> 00:16:29,449 I wanted our first night in the wilderness to be a little less wild. 265 00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:32,577 - Got any pizza? - No, I don't have any pizza. 266 00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:34,579 This is much better than pizza! 267 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,581 Nothing is better than pizza. 268 00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:37,958 Well, I think it looks 269 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,543 absolutely delicious, Lance. 270 00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:40,877 Thank you, baby. 271 00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:43,755 Here's to me building, and you designing something amazing. 272 00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:45,340 - Amazing. - Cheers. 273 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:47,926 Here, cheers. 274 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:49,594 Oh, come on, clink it. 275 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,723 Hiya, campers! 276 00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:55,600 Sorry I'm late. Traffic. So, what's for dinner? 277 00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:57,394 Mmm, good to see you again, Kid Who Gives Me Food. 278 00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:58,603 What is that thing? 279 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:00,605 It's okay. I met him in the forest. 280 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,773 He's friendly. 281 00:17:01,857 --> 00:17:03,066 I named him Woody. 282 00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:06,987 What are you doing? Don't feed it. 283 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,739 We'll never get rid of it. 284 00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:11,783 Stay away from him! You don't know where it's been! 285 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:14,953 And I have no idea where you've been, sweetheart. 286 00:17:15,037 --> 00:17:16,997 He's practically tame. 287 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,832 Yeah. As long as you feed me. 288 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:21,126 Okay, who cut the cheese? 289 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,086 Whoever did it, did a great job! 290 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,381 Please, get rid of it! 291 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:29,634 Shoo! Shoo! Get outta here! 292 00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,803 You know, it's so funny when they try to fly. 293 00:17:31,887 --> 00:17:33,638 - You don't have wings, you dummy! - Get outta here! 294 00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:34,848 Mmm, beans. 295 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,308 Get rid of it! Do something! 296 00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:37,684 Okay, okay, okay. 297 00:17:37,768 --> 00:17:39,644 Beans, beans, the musical fruit 298 00:17:39,728 --> 00:17:41,396 The more you eat, the more you… 299 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,026 Disgusting! 300 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,861 - I think he's awesome! - Mmm-hmm. 301 00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:49,404 - Whoa! - Get outta here. 302 00:17:49,488 --> 00:17:51,865 You know, I'm sensing a little hostility here. 303 00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:53,867 Hey, stop. He's not hurting anyone. 304 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:54,993 You got something in your hair. 305 00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:56,620 Ow. Ow! 306 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,622 Missed me! Whoa! 307 00:17:58,705 --> 00:18:00,999 Is it something I said? 308 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,419 Yoo-hoo! Over here, you big featherless freak! 309 00:18:04,503 --> 00:18:06,505 Oh… Oh! Oh, baby! 310 00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:07,673 See you at breakfast. 311 00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:10,092 - Oh, no. - You hit me! 312 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:12,260 Baby, I'm so sorry. Look, it was an accident. 313 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:14,304 Aw, let me see, let me see, let me see. 314 00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:17,057 Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? You okay? 315 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,267 Look, let's just eat our… 316 00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,394 Dinner. 317 00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:22,771 Ow! 318 00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:00,809 Can you not hear that? 319 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,731 That woman could sleep through a hurricane. 320 00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:08,400 Can you believe that stupid bird? 321 00:19:09,484 --> 00:19:10,652 Tommy? 322 00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:22,247 Hey! 323 00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:24,166 Shoo! 324 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,669 Get outta here! Come on, beat it! 325 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,838 Go find somewhere else to peck. 326 00:19:29,921 --> 00:19:31,381 Go find somewhere else to sleep. 327 00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:34,134 Around here, I'm at the top of the pecking order. 328 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:36,553 I said beat it! 329 00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,181 He makes the catch, and the crowd goes wild! 330 00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,515 Woo-hoo-hoo! 331 00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,642 Give me that back right now! 332 00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:58,158 Big day, Mr. Walters. Ready to break ground? 333 00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,242 I sure am, George. 334 00:19:59,326 --> 00:20:01,036 Remember, I want this house on the market by fall. 335 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:02,371 So it needs to be done quickly. 336 00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:04,664 Well, for enough money, anything can be done quickly. 337 00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:05,999 Even out here in the sticks. 338 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,292 Well, that is good to hear. 339 00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:08,377 'Cause according to my schedule, 340 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,628 you're already 20 minutes behind. 341 00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:11,922 - Your schedule? - Oh, I am hands-on, George. 342 00:20:12,005 --> 00:20:13,382 I'm gonna ride your crew. 343 00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:15,592 Super! They'll love that. 344 00:20:15,676 --> 00:20:18,178 And by the study fireplace, 345 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:21,223 I was thinking twin zebra sheepskin chairs. 346 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:25,352 They'll be a nice contrast to the Crested Butte cigar leather sofas. 347 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,062 And, of course, 348 00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:31,692 the 30-light, elk antler chandelier will tie it all together. 349 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:35,570 And I want it all done in eight weeks. 350 00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:37,072 That's really not enough time. 351 00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:38,699 Money is no object. 352 00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:42,160 - Consider it done. - Thank you! 353 00:20:42,244 --> 00:20:43,578 Lance, honey, 354 00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:47,416 I've decided on volcanic stone for the kitchen counters. Mmm? 355 00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:48,875 Great. 356 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,712 Baby, aren't those the most expensive counters in the world? 357 00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,923 Well, duh! The best usually is. 358 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,300 Let me see. 359 00:20:57,384 --> 00:20:59,511 - Okay, honey. - That's so exciting! 360 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:02,764 Hey, Tommy, you wanna watch the excavation? 361 00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:06,018 Hmm, let me think about it. No. 362 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:10,897 Okay, uh, I'll take that no as a no. 363 00:21:21,158 --> 00:21:23,493 Can't a bird catch some Z's around here? 364 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,371 Huh? Hey, what's the big idea? 365 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:30,709 Watch it! Watch it! 366 00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:36,173 Wait a minute. 367 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:39,217 They're not camping, they're moving in! 368 00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:44,306 No, no, no. This is my forest! Time for an eviction notice. 369 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:47,392 Hey! Yeah, you! 370 00:21:47,768 --> 00:21:49,144 Get off my lawn. 371 00:21:49,853 --> 00:21:50,937 Punk. 372 00:21:56,777 --> 00:21:58,320 "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" 373 00:21:58,403 --> 00:22:00,280 "P." "P who?" 374 00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:01,573 "Pee-yew!" 375 00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:04,534 Somebody get that bird! 376 00:22:04,618 --> 00:22:06,370 Let's see who's next, shall we? 377 00:22:06,453 --> 00:22:08,205 Eenie, meenie, minie, moe! 378 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:09,331 Baby! 379 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,876 - Baby! - Bombs away! 380 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:14,211 The bird! 381 00:22:14,795 --> 00:22:16,588 How's that for an eviction notice? 382 00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:17,673 No. No! 383 00:22:17,756 --> 00:22:19,549 The good thing about a high-fiber diet, 384 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,593 it keeps you regular. 385 00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:25,764 Whoa! 386 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,141 That'll buff right out! 387 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:31,019 Oh, baby. 388 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:32,729 Don't you "baby" me! 389 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,069 Well, the bad news is 390 00:22:39,152 --> 00:22:42,781 you're encroaching on the habitat of a very territorial bird. 391 00:22:44,157 --> 00:22:45,450 No kidding. 392 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:48,495 Well, don't worry about the window. 393 00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:51,707 We'll just add that to the bill. 394 00:23:04,636 --> 00:23:07,139 Would you keep it down out here? 395 00:23:09,099 --> 00:23:10,434 - Well, see? - Shh. 396 00:23:10,517 --> 00:23:11,601 That's much better. 397 00:23:33,832 --> 00:23:35,125 Tommy, open the door! 398 00:23:36,168 --> 00:23:37,169 Tommy! 399 00:24:11,787 --> 00:24:14,623 You planning on buying it, or just tuning it to death? 400 00:24:14,706 --> 00:24:17,542 Uh… Sorry, I was just browsing. 401 00:24:17,626 --> 00:24:19,461 Don't sweat it. Play away! 402 00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:23,548 - I'm Jill. - Uh, I'm Tommy. 403 00:24:23,632 --> 00:24:25,217 - Are you visiting? - Yeah. 404 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,761 My dad's building this house by the river. 405 00:24:27,844 --> 00:24:31,264 Oh, man. That mega mansion everyone's talking about? 406 00:24:31,348 --> 00:24:33,266 Yeah, that would be it. 407 00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,602 So, you interested in it? 408 00:24:36,311 --> 00:24:38,855 Uh, this is a really… This is a really sweet guitar. 409 00:24:38,939 --> 00:24:40,691 I helped restore it. 410 00:24:40,774 --> 00:24:43,610 The guy who sold it to us was a roadie for Springsteen. 411 00:24:43,694 --> 00:24:46,905 Who knows, Springsteen himself may have played it. 412 00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:48,657 Or at least breathed near it. 413 00:24:56,164 --> 00:24:58,333 You're not bad. Not bad at all. 414 00:24:58,417 --> 00:25:01,420 Thanks. I've been taking lessons for a couple years. 415 00:25:01,503 --> 00:25:04,214 Uh, but I left my guitar at home, so… 416 00:25:04,297 --> 00:25:08,135 I can make you a really sweet deal on that guitar if you like. 417 00:25:08,969 --> 00:25:11,346 My dad is the one with the coin. 418 00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:13,807 I'm pretty much broke. 419 00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:16,101 Maybe we can work something out. 420 00:25:16,184 --> 00:25:17,936 My friend Lyle and I have a band. 421 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:21,273 He plays the drums, I play bass, but… 422 00:25:21,356 --> 00:25:22,941 You need a guitarist. 423 00:25:23,025 --> 00:25:24,067 Yeah. 424 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:28,321 The town's annual Firefly Festival is at the end of the month. 425 00:25:28,405 --> 00:25:30,532 We really wanna play there. 426 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:32,451 If you help us out, 427 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:36,204 I'll lend you that guitar for free for the whole summer. 428 00:25:36,288 --> 00:25:37,706 You interested? 429 00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:40,042 Uh… Yeah, totally! 430 00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:49,926 Hey! 431 00:25:50,469 --> 00:25:53,930 This is our road, and we didn't give you permission to use it. 432 00:25:54,598 --> 00:25:58,685 Um, actually, this is a public road built with government funds 433 00:25:58,769 --> 00:25:59,895 and it belongs to everyone. 434 00:25:59,978 --> 00:26:01,605 So technically you are correct. 435 00:26:01,688 --> 00:26:03,148 It is yours, but it's also mine. 436 00:26:03,231 --> 00:26:04,858 Hey, you don't get off that easy. 437 00:26:04,941 --> 00:26:07,402 Look, I don't know what I did to offend you guys, 438 00:26:07,486 --> 00:26:08,904 but whatever it is, I'll stop. 439 00:26:08,987 --> 00:26:11,365 'Course you will. You'll be too busy crying. 440 00:26:11,573 --> 00:26:15,118 Seriously! Doesn't your school have an anti-bullying policy? 441 00:26:15,202 --> 00:26:17,204 Sure does. That's exactly why we got kicked out. 442 00:26:17,287 --> 00:26:18,497 Right, John? High five! 443 00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:21,958 - Ooh! Look, a guitar! - Hey, give that back! 444 00:26:24,753 --> 00:26:25,921 What was that? 445 00:26:26,004 --> 00:26:28,048 Whatever it was, it clawed me! 446 00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:30,384 Woody! 447 00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:33,303 Now as for you two, where were we? 448 00:26:39,059 --> 00:26:41,144 Get ready to go commando! 449 00:26:41,269 --> 00:26:42,896 This bird's psycho! 450 00:26:45,941 --> 00:26:47,901 Woody, that was awesome! 451 00:26:48,235 --> 00:26:50,028 You went all MMA on 'em! 452 00:26:50,112 --> 00:26:52,322 Nobody messes with my BFF! 453 00:26:52,406 --> 00:26:55,033 And by that, I mean, Bringer of Free Food. See you! 454 00:26:55,117 --> 00:26:57,703 Oh, come on, George. You gotta be kidding me. 455 00:26:58,328 --> 00:26:59,830 And why am I paying for that? 456 00:27:01,289 --> 00:27:03,041 It is not my bird. 457 00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:05,460 Fine! Fine. Just… 458 00:27:05,544 --> 00:27:08,296 Every day out here is costing me money. 459 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:11,216 Yeah, great. Thank you. 460 00:27:12,259 --> 00:27:13,593 Hey, buddy, where you been? 461 00:27:13,677 --> 00:27:14,720 Town. 462 00:27:14,803 --> 00:27:15,929 Where'd that come from? 463 00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:18,432 I'm starting a band with a girl I met. 464 00:27:18,515 --> 00:27:21,935 Oh, and fun fact, I almost got my butt kicked on the way home. 465 00:27:22,019 --> 00:27:23,603 What are you talking about? By who? 466 00:27:24,604 --> 00:27:27,274 A couple of Neanderthal kids. 467 00:27:27,357 --> 00:27:29,234 It's okay, because Woody saved me. 468 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,486 - Who's Woody? - The woodpecker. 469 00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:36,033 Do not mention that stupid bird. 470 00:27:36,116 --> 00:27:37,451 - Stupid? - Yeah. 471 00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:39,619 Last I remember, that stupid bird 472 00:27:39,703 --> 00:27:41,955 wasn't the one covered in bird poop. 473 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:43,123 You know what? That's enough outta you. 474 00:27:43,206 --> 00:27:45,167 You're in a time-out. Go to your room. 475 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,252 I don't have a room. 476 00:27:47,544 --> 00:27:49,004 Then go into the RV. 477 00:27:49,087 --> 00:27:50,088 Fine! 478 00:27:51,173 --> 00:27:53,550 Oh. And in case you were wondering, 479 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:57,137 nobody in town is happy about us building a house up here. 480 00:28:00,349 --> 00:28:01,808 - Can you believe that? - I know! 481 00:28:01,892 --> 00:28:03,060 What is wrong with these people? 482 00:28:03,143 --> 00:28:04,603 Don't they understand how great this is gonna be 483 00:28:04,686 --> 00:28:05,937 for their property values? 484 00:28:06,021 --> 00:28:07,564 No, Lance. 485 00:28:07,647 --> 00:28:10,984 I'm talking about how disrespectful your son is to me. 486 00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:12,110 Oh. 487 00:28:12,486 --> 00:28:13,820 Yeah. That. 488 00:28:13,904 --> 00:28:16,490 This isn't what I signed up for, okay? 489 00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:19,993 Being stepmom to a bratty kid who hates me! 490 00:28:20,077 --> 00:28:22,245 - Baby, he doesn't hate you. - He hates me. 491 00:28:22,412 --> 00:28:23,789 If anything, he's just mad at me. 492 00:28:25,874 --> 00:28:27,459 He's just acting out. 493 00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:30,712 I know this is difficult, but you just gotta be patient. 494 00:28:31,588 --> 00:28:34,257 You'll see, we're gonna get our old life back in no time. 495 00:28:34,341 --> 00:28:35,592 I promise. 496 00:28:36,301 --> 00:28:37,344 Mmm. 497 00:28:42,683 --> 00:28:44,643 Wakey wakey. 498 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:46,353 Here's Woody! 499 00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:48,939 Ow. Ow. Ow. 500 00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:54,403 That is it. 501 00:28:55,404 --> 00:28:57,322 I'm finished with you! 502 00:28:58,031 --> 00:29:00,575 Now maybe you didn't get the memo, 503 00:29:00,659 --> 00:29:06,206 but man, not wildlife, is top of the food chain! 504 00:29:06,289 --> 00:29:08,041 So if I were you, 505 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:12,295 I would get outta here before you land on my rotisserie! 506 00:29:12,629 --> 00:29:15,382 Nice rant. Easy to dance to. I give it a seven. 507 00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,466 Hey. 508 00:29:18,301 --> 00:29:20,012 Yeah, you better fly outta here! 509 00:29:20,095 --> 00:29:21,138 Yeah, right! 510 00:29:22,639 --> 00:29:25,225 Really? A pinecone? 511 00:29:25,308 --> 00:29:26,643 How pathetic… 512 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:40,157 You sure this foundation's deep enough, George? 513 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,159 I want this place to last longer than these trees. 514 00:29:42,242 --> 00:29:43,577 Twice as long, sir. 515 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,579 Trust me, been doing this a long time. 516 00:29:45,662 --> 00:29:48,749 All right. Babe, isn't this great? 517 00:29:48,832 --> 00:29:52,002 I'm not really a cement person. 518 00:29:52,085 --> 00:29:53,337 Can I have the keys for the car? 519 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,421 I need to go into town 520 00:29:54,504 --> 00:29:56,757 and find a place to get my highlights touched up. 521 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,134 Sweetheart, why does that matter? 522 00:29:59,217 --> 00:30:01,261 We're out here in the middle of nature. 523 00:30:01,345 --> 00:30:03,722 Yeah, and I wanna look natural. 524 00:30:05,515 --> 00:30:07,351 - Keys are in the RV. - Okay. 525 00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,941 Time to get these trespassers outta here. 526 00:30:15,025 --> 00:30:18,487 We can do this the easy way, or the Woody way. 527 00:30:18,570 --> 00:30:20,238 I'm thinking the Woody way. 528 00:30:22,449 --> 00:30:23,533 Come on, Tommy. 529 00:30:23,617 --> 00:30:26,119 You cannot sit in here all day staring at a screen. 530 00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:27,621 There's nothing to do here. 531 00:30:27,704 --> 00:30:28,789 Nothing to do here? 532 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,167 They're getting ready to pour the cement. That's cool. 533 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,044 You should go outside and watch them do that. 534 00:30:35,003 --> 00:30:36,004 Pass. 535 00:30:36,088 --> 00:30:39,549 Go outside and find something to do. 536 00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:41,134 - Anything. - Give that back! 537 00:30:41,218 --> 00:30:43,762 Lance? Hurry! That thing is back! 538 00:30:45,722 --> 00:30:46,807 Oh, my God. 539 00:30:47,057 --> 00:30:48,850 No, no, no, no, no, no! 540 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,061 Jackie Chan taught me this one. 541 00:30:53,105 --> 00:30:54,940 How about some of this? How about some of that? 542 00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:56,817 Bath time! 543 00:30:57,901 --> 00:30:59,111 Hope you're getting hazard pay. 544 00:31:02,823 --> 00:31:04,491 - No, don't! No! - Karate chop! 545 00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:07,035 I do all my own stunts. 546 00:31:07,202 --> 00:31:08,829 Here comes the thunder! 547 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:15,544 Don't worry. I didn't forget about you two. 548 00:31:15,627 --> 00:31:17,129 You're my favorites. 549 00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:19,172 Let's get to the SUV! 550 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:23,135 Mmm, I wonder how this thing works. 551 00:31:23,885 --> 00:31:26,263 Only one way to find out. 552 00:31:26,346 --> 00:31:27,347 Oh… 553 00:31:30,267 --> 00:31:33,270 Come on! You know you want me to push it! Oops! 554 00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:36,106 Lance! Lance… 555 00:31:49,911 --> 00:31:51,288 You were right, Lance. 556 00:31:52,497 --> 00:31:54,332 Watching them pour cement is fun. 557 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:58,211 Now that's how you do things the Woody way. 558 00:32:14,061 --> 00:32:15,395 I'd like to file a complaint. 559 00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:17,272 No. 560 00:32:17,898 --> 00:32:19,107 No. No. 561 00:32:19,191 --> 00:32:20,442 Yep, that's it. 562 00:32:20,942 --> 00:32:22,736 That's the flying demon right there. 563 00:32:22,819 --> 00:32:24,488 The pileated red-crowned woodpecker? 564 00:32:24,571 --> 00:32:26,239 - Yep. - Impossible. 565 00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:28,033 The red-crowned woodpecker has been extinct 566 00:32:28,116 --> 00:32:29,284 for almost 100 years. 567 00:32:29,493 --> 00:32:31,578 I'm telling you, that's the bird. 568 00:32:31,745 --> 00:32:34,081 Uh-huh. Sure it is. 569 00:32:34,164 --> 00:32:36,625 Any chance you're taking any sort of medication? 570 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,336 Look, I don't care what kind of bird it is. 571 00:32:39,419 --> 00:32:41,588 I want it off my property for good. 572 00:32:41,672 --> 00:32:42,839 Now how does that happen? 573 00:32:43,173 --> 00:32:45,759 Well, the local Native Americans believed 574 00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:47,928 it was the incarnation of Marconda, 575 00:32:48,011 --> 00:32:49,763 God of Chaos and Mayhem, 576 00:32:49,846 --> 00:32:52,057 mischievous trickster who haunted the forest. 577 00:32:52,432 --> 00:32:54,768 Super factoid. What did they do about it? 578 00:32:54,851 --> 00:32:55,936 Moved away. 579 00:32:56,645 --> 00:32:58,188 - Moved away? - More like fled. 580 00:32:58,772 --> 00:33:01,108 Didn't even pack, left all their things behind. 581 00:33:01,191 --> 00:33:03,819 Well, I'm not gonna flee. Can we just kill it? 582 00:33:03,902 --> 00:33:05,445 No, you can't just kill it. 583 00:33:05,529 --> 00:33:09,157 The woodpecker is a protected species. You'd be breaking the law. 584 00:33:09,241 --> 00:33:11,034 A $10,000 fine. 585 00:33:12,285 --> 00:33:13,745 Do you take credit cards? 586 00:33:14,413 --> 00:33:16,289 And two years in jail. 587 00:33:17,749 --> 00:33:18,959 All right. 588 00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:20,585 Well, there's Plan A. 589 00:33:21,211 --> 00:33:22,504 Do you have any ideas? 590 00:33:22,587 --> 00:33:24,715 Learn to live with it. 591 00:33:24,798 --> 00:33:27,259 There is plenty of room for both of you. 592 00:33:28,969 --> 00:33:30,470 Thanks. 593 00:33:30,554 --> 00:33:32,472 You've been tremendously unhelpful. 594 00:33:36,727 --> 00:33:38,687 How hard can it be 595 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:42,065 to find a red-headed woodpecker with hands? 596 00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:44,735 Well, I feel like I know the answer to this one. 597 00:33:45,819 --> 00:33:47,237 Hey, give me a hint. 598 00:33:51,491 --> 00:33:54,119 Oh… Oh, no, no, no. 599 00:33:54,453 --> 00:33:56,747 Oh, no, no, no. 600 00:33:58,415 --> 00:33:59,499 That's it! 601 00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:04,463 Nobody poops on my truck and gets away with it! 602 00:34:05,213 --> 00:34:06,715 One time. 603 00:34:06,798 --> 00:34:10,302 That happened one time and you never let me forget it. 604 00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:26,443 Hey, I know that song. That's my ringtone! 605 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,492 Well, what do you know? Peanut Butter Boy! 606 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:38,705 That was awesome! 607 00:34:38,789 --> 00:34:40,332 Heck yeah! We killed it! 608 00:34:40,415 --> 00:34:42,501 - Hey, kid! - Hey, Woody! 609 00:34:43,043 --> 00:34:45,879 I was just flapping by and heard someone laying down a fresh beat. 610 00:34:45,962 --> 00:34:47,005 Whoa! 611 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,799 What kind of bird is that? 612 00:34:48,882 --> 00:34:51,677 Some kind of woodpecker. He lives up by my place. 613 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,764 Before I met you guys, he was pretty much my only friend out here. 614 00:34:56,848 --> 00:34:58,934 Friend? Hmm… 615 00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:01,061 Nope, never had one of those before. 616 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:02,479 The festival's at the end of the month. 617 00:35:02,562 --> 00:35:04,481 We still got a lot of practicing to do. 618 00:35:04,564 --> 00:35:07,359 One, two. One, two, three, four. 619 00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,530 Everybody's heard about the bird 620 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:14,116 Yeah, this here is my jam! 621 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:17,202 Bird is the word Bird, bird, bird 622 00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:19,454 Oh, yeah! That's right. I peck by ear. 623 00:35:19,538 --> 00:35:21,456 Never had a lesson. 624 00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:24,876 Whoa! That bird's got mad skills! 625 00:35:25,293 --> 00:35:27,212 Don't you know about the bird? 626 00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:29,923 Well, everybody knows that The bird is the word 627 00:35:30,007 --> 00:35:32,509 Bird, bird, bird 628 00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:41,643 Oh… 629 00:35:53,196 --> 00:35:55,365 Bird, bird, bird 630 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,535 Another bill! 631 00:35:58,618 --> 00:36:00,078 Where did this come from? 632 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,626 Oh, jeez! Bees! 633 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:09,254 Run! 634 00:36:09,379 --> 00:36:11,131 To the river! 635 00:36:22,768 --> 00:36:25,395 Hmm. "On"? Okay. I can do that. 636 00:36:30,025 --> 00:36:31,651 Just like in the cartoons! 637 00:36:45,874 --> 00:36:46,958 I'm back! 638 00:36:49,252 --> 00:36:50,879 No, no, no! 639 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,224 Well, don't you know about the bird? 640 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,726 Well, everybody knows that The bird is the word 641 00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:06,937 Well, the bird, bird B-bird's the word 642 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:08,021 Bird! 643 00:37:08,105 --> 00:37:09,856 Oh, yeah! That was awesome! 644 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,775 Woody, that was sick! 645 00:37:11,858 --> 00:37:14,277 Oh, yeah! The bird is the word! 646 00:37:14,361 --> 00:37:15,779 You know this song is about me, right? 647 00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:20,784 Hmm. It's quiet. Too quiet. 648 00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:22,452 I can fix that. 649 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:30,210 Mmm! 650 00:37:32,045 --> 00:37:34,506 Anyone else smell gas? 651 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:36,216 And it's not me this time! 652 00:37:40,137 --> 00:37:42,681 Nothing works around here. 653 00:37:44,558 --> 00:37:47,436 Wait for it. Wait for it. 654 00:37:52,524 --> 00:37:53,567 Whoa! 655 00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:55,944 Oh, jeez. 656 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,113 Kids, don't try this at home. 657 00:37:58,196 --> 00:38:00,407 I'm a professional cartoon character. 658 00:38:06,705 --> 00:38:09,416 Ew! Definitely swipe left. 659 00:38:09,499 --> 00:38:10,584 Oh, boy. 660 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,886 Baby, please, can we talk about this a minute? 661 00:38:20,969 --> 00:38:22,554 You know what? You were right. 662 00:38:22,637 --> 00:38:23,847 I should have listened to you in the first place. 663 00:38:23,930 --> 00:38:25,807 We'll go to a hotel. 664 00:38:25,891 --> 00:38:27,309 I'm going to a hotel. 665 00:38:27,434 --> 00:38:29,686 The Fairmont Olympic in Seattle. 666 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:32,522 Five stars. All the amenities. 667 00:38:32,606 --> 00:38:34,149 Suite for one. 668 00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:38,737 I will get rid of that woodpecker, I promise you. 669 00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:41,114 It's too late, Lance. 670 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,533 You're not the man I thought you were. 671 00:38:43,784 --> 00:38:47,746 I fell in love with a cold, heartless, courtroom killer. 672 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:50,791 Not a man who loses to a flying squirrel. 673 00:38:54,753 --> 00:38:57,172 If you ever move back to Seattle, 674 00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,675 we can do lunch. 675 00:39:01,593 --> 00:39:02,594 Bye! 676 00:39:06,807 --> 00:39:10,310 I think I just did that guy a huge favor. 677 00:39:10,394 --> 00:39:12,062 You're welcome! 678 00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:39,256 Sorry. 679 00:39:41,008 --> 00:39:42,092 What? 680 00:39:43,593 --> 00:39:44,845 About Vanessa. 681 00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:46,847 I know you liked her. 682 00:39:49,182 --> 00:39:50,350 Thanks. 683 00:39:53,812 --> 00:39:55,022 Yeah, I did. 684 00:39:59,317 --> 00:40:02,362 Sometimes things don't work out the way you planned. 685 00:40:03,822 --> 00:40:05,824 You'll find that out when you're older. 686 00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:08,952 Not sure I wanna find out. 687 00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:12,831 Nah, it's not all that bad. 688 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:21,673 It's just that in life, your dreams and reality don't always line up. 689 00:40:23,467 --> 00:40:28,388 So what you're trying to tell me is, it basically stinks. 690 00:40:30,223 --> 00:40:32,351 No, not all the time, but… 691 00:40:33,727 --> 00:40:34,936 Yeah. 692 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,481 Sometimes life basically stinks. 693 00:40:42,027 --> 00:40:43,653 Let's get some sleep. 694 00:40:43,737 --> 00:40:45,906 Things always look better in the morning. 695 00:40:47,824 --> 00:40:49,368 At least I hope they do. 696 00:40:52,162 --> 00:40:54,039 So I've got a pretty serious bird problem. 697 00:40:54,122 --> 00:40:55,415 And from what I understand, 698 00:40:55,499 --> 00:40:58,085 you two gentlemen are the finest pest control company in town. 699 00:40:59,294 --> 00:41:01,254 You're the only pest control company in town. 700 00:41:01,797 --> 00:41:03,340 But I'm sure men of your… 701 00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:08,011 …caliber, won't have any trouble with this job? 702 00:41:08,095 --> 00:41:09,971 It's just a little woodpecker. 703 00:41:13,266 --> 00:41:14,685 Mister, do you know how… 704 00:41:14,768 --> 00:41:17,437 How can we help you, Mr. Walters? 705 00:41:17,521 --> 00:41:22,859 Well, I need you to trap it and release it far, far away from here. 706 00:41:22,943 --> 00:41:25,362 I'd say kill it, but apparently that's illegal. 707 00:41:25,445 --> 00:41:28,699 Of course not. We would never break the "law." 708 00:41:28,782 --> 00:41:29,825 Nate, what about that time… 709 00:41:30,617 --> 00:41:31,618 How much? 710 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:36,456 Our standard woodpecker removal fee is 200… 711 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,874 500 bucks. Cash money. 712 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,543 - Otis, are you… - Done. 713 00:41:39,918 --> 00:41:42,629 Gonna eat your cherry? 714 00:41:43,296 --> 00:41:44,798 All yours. 715 00:41:44,881 --> 00:41:46,133 Thanks. I'll, uh… 716 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:49,136 I'll save this for later. 717 00:41:50,721 --> 00:41:51,763 Check, please. 718 00:41:52,139 --> 00:41:54,307 So, I will see you gentlemen in the morning, yes? 719 00:41:54,391 --> 00:41:55,976 Uh, you got it. 720 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:58,228 We will hit the hay early. 721 00:41:59,187 --> 00:42:02,315 Be there bright and early, ready to removify that bird. 722 00:42:03,442 --> 00:42:05,485 Just not before 10:00 a.m., all right? 723 00:42:05,569 --> 00:42:07,904 That's been when my son usually comes into town, 724 00:42:07,988 --> 00:42:09,823 and I'd rather he not know anything about this. 725 00:42:09,906 --> 00:42:11,366 10:00 it is. 726 00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:13,994 We will see you in the mañana. 727 00:42:15,245 --> 00:42:16,621 Mañana. 728 00:42:17,330 --> 00:42:19,249 I thought we were seeing him tomorrow? 729 00:42:21,335 --> 00:42:23,253 Holy crow! 730 00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:24,921 We've been searching for that woodpecker for a month 731 00:42:25,005 --> 00:42:26,590 and now it just falls right in our laps. 732 00:42:26,673 --> 00:42:29,259 Plus, we're gonna make five hundo, cash money! 733 00:42:29,343 --> 00:42:30,594 Dummy! 734 00:42:30,677 --> 00:42:32,095 It's the pileated red-crowned woodpecker. 735 00:42:32,179 --> 00:42:34,848 We can sell that bird for 1,000 times more than that. 736 00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,434 Can't you just smell the money? 737 00:42:39,019 --> 00:42:40,479 Nah, it's just me. 738 00:42:43,357 --> 00:42:45,067 Hey, what are we gonna call our band? 739 00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:46,401 How about Poison Ivy? 740 00:42:46,485 --> 00:42:48,445 'Cause I think I just stepped in some. 741 00:42:48,528 --> 00:42:50,405 Hey, look! An eagle feather! 742 00:42:50,489 --> 00:42:51,782 And there's another one! 743 00:42:51,865 --> 00:42:53,408 That's a lot of feathers. 744 00:42:54,326 --> 00:42:55,744 Let's follow the trail. 745 00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:57,537 Uh, I thought we were going swimming. 746 00:42:57,621 --> 00:42:59,498 Don't worry, we will. 747 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,960 I wonder where they came from. 748 00:43:05,921 --> 00:43:08,090 Guys, the quarry's back that way. 749 00:43:08,173 --> 00:43:09,424 Don't be such a wimp. 750 00:43:09,508 --> 00:43:10,550 Whoa. 751 00:43:13,178 --> 00:43:14,930 Hey, let's go check it out. 752 00:43:15,013 --> 00:43:16,723 Looks totally abandoned. 753 00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:18,725 Uh, did you guys not see the sign? 754 00:43:20,894 --> 00:43:22,979 Hey, wait for me! 755 00:43:36,702 --> 00:43:38,704 What is this place? 756 00:43:44,418 --> 00:43:46,086 Can we go now? 757 00:43:48,046 --> 00:43:49,548 Look at all this stuff. 758 00:43:52,175 --> 00:43:55,053 Who would do something like that to those animals? 759 00:43:55,137 --> 00:43:56,888 I told you guys we shouldn't have come in here. 760 00:43:57,097 --> 00:43:59,099 Let's go. Come on! 761 00:44:02,102 --> 00:44:03,603 What was that? 762 00:44:04,438 --> 00:44:06,064 What… What are you doing? 763 00:44:13,405 --> 00:44:14,698 Look how sad he looks. 764 00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:19,244 What are you doing here? 765 00:44:19,369 --> 00:44:21,329 We're sorry, sir. We didn't touch anything. 766 00:44:21,413 --> 00:44:24,082 This is private property. 767 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:26,251 You are trespassing! 768 00:44:26,335 --> 00:44:28,128 We could press charges. 769 00:44:28,211 --> 00:44:31,256 We were just on our way to the quarry, and we got lost. 770 00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,549 Yeah! 771 00:44:32,632 --> 00:44:35,302 See the towels? Swimming? 772 00:44:35,886 --> 00:44:38,722 It wasn't my idea. They made me. 773 00:44:39,514 --> 00:44:44,436 If any of you little runts come back here again, 774 00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:47,606 bad things are gonna happen. 775 00:44:47,689 --> 00:44:49,566 Now, all of you, 776 00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:51,735 get outta here! 777 00:44:51,818 --> 00:44:53,612 Go! Go! Go! 778 00:44:53,695 --> 00:44:55,155 - Come on, guys! - Let's go! 779 00:44:56,198 --> 00:44:58,742 Not you, dummy. 780 00:45:01,286 --> 00:45:02,412 Come on! Quick! 781 00:45:02,496 --> 00:45:03,538 Guys, come on! 782 00:45:13,131 --> 00:45:15,384 Peck away all you want tonight, bird. 783 00:45:16,093 --> 00:45:18,595 Tomorrow, the hammer drops. 784 00:45:24,643 --> 00:45:26,103 Otis, take her up. 785 00:45:26,186 --> 00:45:27,187 So, what's the plan? 786 00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:28,855 Oh, I'll tell you the plan. 787 00:45:28,939 --> 00:45:32,818 We got this carbon fiber and titanium reinforced cage. 788 00:45:32,901 --> 00:45:36,363 We've got the thermal cameras all over the perimeter. 789 00:45:36,446 --> 00:45:39,241 And for just a little added insurance, 790 00:45:40,659 --> 00:45:43,745 we've got these electrified net guns. 791 00:45:43,829 --> 00:45:46,957 If for any reason he manages to escape and make a run for it, 792 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:51,837 heat-seeking tranquilizer darts. 793 00:45:52,337 --> 00:45:56,717 Oh, and for bait, we've got two aces in the hole. 794 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,594 At first, a female decoy. 795 00:46:02,055 --> 00:46:05,517 Second, we've added a jar of extra-nutty peanut butter. 796 00:46:05,809 --> 00:46:08,145 Because no right-minded woodpecker 797 00:46:08,228 --> 00:46:10,564 can resist the combination of romance 798 00:46:11,732 --> 00:46:13,025 and peanut butter. 799 00:46:13,692 --> 00:46:17,154 It is a bad day to be a woodpecker. 800 00:46:17,237 --> 00:46:19,656 Everybody thinks I'm crazy 801 00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:21,950 Yessiree, that's me, that's me 802 00:46:22,034 --> 00:46:23,994 That's what I'm cracked up to be 803 00:46:24,077 --> 00:46:26,496 I chop a hole in every tree 804 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:30,292 Knock on wood Knock on wood! 805 00:46:31,043 --> 00:46:34,296 So I'm crazy What, what, what can I do? 806 00:46:34,379 --> 00:46:35,964 So are you 807 00:46:36,048 --> 00:46:38,175 Do you smell that? 808 00:46:38,258 --> 00:46:40,427 Is that what I think it is? 809 00:46:40,510 --> 00:46:41,511 Peanut butter! 810 00:46:42,512 --> 00:46:44,723 Peanut butter! Peanut butter! Peanut butter! 811 00:46:44,806 --> 00:46:46,350 Peanut butter! 812 00:46:47,601 --> 00:46:50,228 Incoming bogey. 300 yards and closing fast. 813 00:46:50,604 --> 00:46:52,022 What do we have here? 814 00:46:53,607 --> 00:46:56,026 Well, hello there. Come here often? 815 00:46:56,109 --> 00:46:59,488 I noticed you have a jar of extra-nutty peanut butter. 816 00:46:59,571 --> 00:47:01,490 I'm a big fan of the stuff myself. 817 00:47:01,573 --> 00:47:04,284 Mind if I join you? 818 00:47:04,368 --> 00:47:05,369 Is it just me, 819 00:47:05,452 --> 00:47:07,954 or is there something kind of wooden about this chick? 820 00:47:08,372 --> 00:47:09,373 Come on. 821 00:47:09,456 --> 00:47:12,459 How about we take this back to my place and watch a movie? 822 00:47:12,542 --> 00:47:14,044 Ever seen The Birds? 823 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,296 It's hilarious. 824 00:47:19,633 --> 00:47:21,885 It feels like something has come between us. 825 00:47:21,968 --> 00:47:23,053 Heat seekers! 826 00:47:23,136 --> 00:47:25,097 You didn't think I was gonna get caught this easy, did you? 827 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:27,974 Peanut butter makes me crazy, not stupid. 828 00:47:28,058 --> 00:47:29,643 - Come on, what else you got? - Shoot him! 829 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,229 Yikes! Time to go! 830 00:47:32,938 --> 00:47:33,939 Whoa! 831 00:47:44,408 --> 00:47:45,867 Whoa! 832 00:47:50,163 --> 00:47:51,415 Whoa, there he is! 833 00:47:51,748 --> 00:47:53,000 Tag, you're it! 834 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,626 Whoa! 835 00:47:54,710 --> 00:47:56,253 Nighty-night, boys. 836 00:47:56,336 --> 00:47:58,380 Not again. 837 00:48:02,843 --> 00:48:05,887 Hey, beardo! Yeah, I'm talking to you. 838 00:48:07,264 --> 00:48:09,141 Feeling lucky today, punk? 839 00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:10,726 Well, do you? 840 00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:18,108 Electrifying! 841 00:48:18,567 --> 00:48:19,568 Smile! 842 00:48:21,528 --> 00:48:22,779 Come to Papa. 843 00:48:22,863 --> 00:48:25,323 Later, babe. Text me when you make parole. 844 00:48:37,002 --> 00:48:38,378 Here, I got it. 845 00:48:39,379 --> 00:48:41,715 Why, Ranger Sam. How kind of you. 846 00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:43,216 No worries. 847 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:45,344 I heard about your RV. Was it bad? 848 00:48:45,427 --> 00:48:48,013 Let's just say I don't think I'm gonna get my damage deposit back. 849 00:48:48,096 --> 00:48:49,514 How's your fiancée taking it? 850 00:48:49,598 --> 00:48:51,475 You mean, my ex-fiancée? 851 00:48:51,558 --> 00:48:52,559 I'm pretty sure she's taking it 852 00:48:52,642 --> 00:48:53,935 to a five-star hotel in Seattle. 853 00:48:54,436 --> 00:48:56,438 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, thanks. 854 00:48:57,147 --> 00:48:59,399 Never thought a woodpecker would break up my relationship. 855 00:48:59,483 --> 00:49:01,485 But I guess out here these things happen. 856 00:49:01,568 --> 00:49:03,820 Can I give you a piece of advice about that woodpecker? 857 00:49:03,904 --> 00:49:06,406 It is not a woodpecker. It is a demon from hell. 858 00:49:06,490 --> 00:49:09,326 Okay, then, can I give you a piece of advice about that demon from hell? 859 00:49:09,409 --> 00:49:11,328 Does it involve untraceable forms of poison? 860 00:49:11,411 --> 00:49:12,746 No. Just the opposite. 861 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,750 Instead of fighting with the woodpecker, maybe try being nice to it. 862 00:49:17,459 --> 00:49:19,461 - Be nice to it? - You've tried everything else. 863 00:49:19,628 --> 00:49:22,798 Besides, you catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. 864 00:49:24,341 --> 00:49:25,759 Think about it. 865 00:49:34,935 --> 00:49:36,103 Hey, bird! 866 00:49:41,817 --> 00:49:43,819 Just your friendly neighbor, Lance. 867 00:49:43,902 --> 00:49:46,279 A little peace offering. 868 00:49:46,363 --> 00:49:48,573 Is that a sock on a stick? Pathetic. 869 00:49:48,657 --> 00:49:49,825 You win! 870 00:49:51,326 --> 00:49:52,494 Hey, do you like cookies? 871 00:49:53,745 --> 00:49:55,163 Everybody likes cookies. 872 00:49:55,831 --> 00:49:57,958 There'll be plenty more where those come from. 873 00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:00,585 Whole brand new box every day 874 00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:04,339 as long as you let me build my house in peace. 875 00:50:04,756 --> 00:50:08,260 And then once I sell my house, you'll be somebody else's nightmare. 876 00:50:08,677 --> 00:50:09,678 Listen, buster, 877 00:50:09,761 --> 00:50:13,098 if you think giving me a little food is gonna make me forget… 878 00:50:16,435 --> 00:50:18,729 Wow, these are killer. What was I saying? 879 00:50:18,812 --> 00:50:20,981 Pretty good, huh? What do you say? 880 00:50:21,064 --> 00:50:22,524 I'll think it over. 881 00:50:24,401 --> 00:50:26,361 Well, I'll take that as a yes. 882 00:50:27,195 --> 00:50:29,990 All right, you measure twice and cut once. 883 00:50:30,073 --> 00:50:31,533 That's correct. 884 00:50:32,617 --> 00:50:33,785 Here you go. 885 00:50:33,869 --> 00:50:34,953 Hey, what's up there, hardhead? 886 00:50:35,037 --> 00:50:36,038 Hey, look out! Hey! 887 00:50:36,121 --> 00:50:39,166 Whoa, whoa! Everybody, relax! Relax. 888 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,710 I got this. 889 00:50:42,586 --> 00:50:44,087 Ah, thank you very much. 890 00:50:44,713 --> 00:50:46,340 Same time tomorrow. 891 00:50:46,423 --> 00:50:47,716 Please, allow me. 892 00:50:50,427 --> 00:50:51,887 That's lunch! Woo-hoo! 893 00:50:52,471 --> 00:50:53,805 Mmm. 894 00:50:59,269 --> 00:51:01,897 Okay, okay. I know what you folks are thinking. 895 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:04,608 Woody is a big, fat sellout. 896 00:51:04,691 --> 00:51:05,942 But the way I see it, 897 00:51:06,026 --> 00:51:09,112 it's a mutually beneficial business arrangement. 898 00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:12,699 Anyway, I let them build their dream house in peace. 899 00:51:12,783 --> 00:51:15,202 As long as they paid me. 900 00:51:15,285 --> 00:51:16,536 VoilÃ! 901 00:51:16,620 --> 00:51:20,457 Well, Mr. Walters, looks like you're gonna get your house. 902 00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:23,877 Over schedule and over budget, but we did it. 903 00:51:27,798 --> 00:51:29,591 All righty. 904 00:51:30,258 --> 00:51:32,344 - Here you go. - Thanks, Dad. 905 00:51:34,388 --> 00:51:35,555 You're welcome. 906 00:51:35,639 --> 00:51:36,807 Hey, what about me? 907 00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:38,392 Don't worry, I didn't forget about you. 908 00:51:38,475 --> 00:51:39,768 I sure hope not. 909 00:51:40,977 --> 00:51:42,396 Mmm, my favorite! 910 00:51:42,854 --> 00:51:43,980 Yummy! 911 00:51:44,773 --> 00:51:46,274 You must give me the recipe. 912 00:51:47,984 --> 00:51:50,654 Hey, Linda, what's up? How's your dad? 913 00:51:50,737 --> 00:51:52,239 Uh, a little better. Thanks. 914 00:51:52,322 --> 00:51:53,323 You guys deliver? 915 00:51:53,407 --> 00:51:54,741 Listen, uh, I've got some good news. 916 00:51:54,825 --> 00:51:55,867 I talked to my cousin 917 00:51:55,951 --> 00:51:57,786 and she can take Tommy while I'm at the hospital. 918 00:51:57,869 --> 00:51:59,162 So you're off the hook. 919 00:51:59,287 --> 00:52:00,414 Really? 920 00:52:00,539 --> 00:52:01,665 Well, it's what you wanted, right? 921 00:52:02,082 --> 00:52:03,166 Yeah. 922 00:52:04,835 --> 00:52:06,253 You know what? No. 923 00:52:08,296 --> 00:52:09,840 I think we're okay here. 924 00:52:09,923 --> 00:52:11,216 Seriously? 925 00:52:11,299 --> 00:52:12,634 Yeah, seriously. 926 00:52:13,802 --> 00:52:14,803 Keep me posted on your dad, would you? 927 00:52:14,928 --> 00:52:15,971 Sure. 928 00:52:16,346 --> 00:52:17,431 Take care of my boy. 929 00:52:17,556 --> 00:52:18,640 Our boy. 930 00:52:19,975 --> 00:52:21,309 See you later. 931 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:36,950 Nate, how are we ever gonna get that bird? 932 00:52:37,034 --> 00:52:38,493 It's always with them. 933 00:52:39,494 --> 00:52:42,706 Just a matter of time, Otis. Keep your shirt on. 934 00:52:44,124 --> 00:52:46,168 Wasn't planning on taking it off. 935 00:52:47,461 --> 00:52:48,628 Seriously? 936 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,451 Last 10 seconds. 937 00:53:19,534 --> 00:53:20,619 You can do it! 938 00:53:20,702 --> 00:53:22,120 Lyle, come on! 939 00:53:22,204 --> 00:53:24,039 - Almost there! - You can do it! 940 00:53:24,122 --> 00:53:25,123 Lyle! 941 00:53:25,207 --> 00:53:26,291 Come on! You can do it! 942 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,001 And we have a wiener! 943 00:53:28,085 --> 00:53:29,169 Go, Lyle! 944 00:53:29,252 --> 00:53:31,963 Here you go, sir, here's your chocolate ice cream. 945 00:53:32,047 --> 00:53:33,465 Well, look who's here. 946 00:53:33,548 --> 00:53:35,884 Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dumber. 947 00:53:36,593 --> 00:53:37,761 Hiya, fellas. 948 00:53:37,844 --> 00:53:40,138 How about a little topping for your ice cream? 949 00:53:40,222 --> 00:53:42,140 …not fake. You don't know what you're talking about. 950 00:53:49,231 --> 00:53:51,817 Yuck! Even I think that's disgusting. 951 00:53:52,693 --> 00:53:53,694 Hmm. 952 00:53:58,448 --> 00:54:00,075 - Take care. - Thank you. Bye. 953 00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:04,579 Well, hello again. 954 00:54:05,163 --> 00:54:06,665 Free trees, huh? 955 00:54:06,748 --> 00:54:08,291 That might be the first thing I've seen here 956 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,043 that isn't battered and deep fried. 957 00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:12,129 How's your ongoing battle with the woodpecker? 958 00:54:13,797 --> 00:54:16,341 Well, I hate to admit it, but you were right. 959 00:54:17,342 --> 00:54:19,761 Took your advice, made peace with it. It's… 960 00:54:19,845 --> 00:54:22,973 It's actually been… Not awful. 961 00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:26,518 But in another month or so, I'll be finished. 962 00:54:26,601 --> 00:54:28,812 I'll sell the house and adiós. 963 00:54:29,730 --> 00:54:31,314 So problem solved. 964 00:54:32,899 --> 00:54:34,109 Problem solved. 965 00:54:36,069 --> 00:54:38,697 So, I was about to listen to Tommy's band. 966 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,490 They're getting ready to play. You wanna come? 967 00:54:40,991 --> 00:54:42,784 Yeah, sounds like fun. 968 00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:52,002 This is what happens when you eat 29 hot dogs! 969 00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:54,254 No guts, no glory. 970 00:54:54,338 --> 00:54:56,256 Dude, are you sure you can't play? 971 00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:58,884 Dude, I'm just trying not to blow chunks. 972 00:54:59,343 --> 00:55:01,261 We'll be totally lame without a drummer. 973 00:55:01,595 --> 00:55:03,638 Wouldn't it be lamer to have a drummer 974 00:55:03,805 --> 00:55:05,807 puke all over himself on stage? 975 00:55:06,224 --> 00:55:08,352 No, that's rock and roll! 976 00:55:09,519 --> 00:55:11,605 Sorry, guys. I really wanna play, 977 00:55:12,314 --> 00:55:13,982 but my stomach's got other plans. 978 00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:28,538 Well, here we go. We're up next. 979 00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:30,082 But we don't have a drummer. 980 00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:33,085 So we go on without a drummer. 981 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:38,090 Worst case scenario is we make total fools of ourselves. 982 00:55:38,173 --> 00:55:39,424 Come on. 983 00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:42,678 Okay, let's do this. 984 00:55:42,761 --> 00:55:45,639 Now let's give a nice warm, Pine Grove welcome 985 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:48,308 to our next local act, 3Peat. 986 00:55:57,567 --> 00:56:00,737 Hi, everyone. We're 3Peat. 987 00:56:00,821 --> 00:56:04,408 Although, um, at the moment, our third peat 988 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:07,911 is puking up hot dogs behind the barn, 989 00:56:07,994 --> 00:56:11,331 so tonight we're just 2Peat. 990 00:56:11,456 --> 00:56:12,457 Enjoy the show. 991 00:56:14,668 --> 00:56:15,669 Hey 992 00:56:17,671 --> 00:56:18,922 Hey 993 00:56:21,758 --> 00:56:24,469 Uh-oh. Sounding a little light on percussion. 994 00:56:25,345 --> 00:56:27,180 Hmm, what would MacGyver do? 995 00:56:29,016 --> 00:56:31,518 Perfect! I got this! 996 00:56:32,269 --> 00:56:34,021 You hold me tight 997 00:56:36,273 --> 00:56:40,152 Tell me I'm the only one Wanna come over tonight 998 00:56:40,235 --> 00:56:41,611 Yeah 999 00:56:42,070 --> 00:56:44,781 Keep on whispering in my ear 1000 00:56:44,865 --> 00:56:47,701 Tell me all the things that I wanna hear 1001 00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:48,827 'Cause it's true 1002 00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:49,995 That's what I like 1003 00:56:50,078 --> 00:56:51,496 That's what I like about you 1004 00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:52,956 That's what I like 1005 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,624 What I like about you 1006 00:56:56,209 --> 00:56:58,128 You really know how to dance 1007 00:56:59,504 --> 00:57:01,798 When you go up, down Jump around 1008 00:57:01,882 --> 00:57:04,468 Think about true romance 1009 00:57:04,551 --> 00:57:06,053 Yeah 1010 00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:09,056 Keep on whispering in my ear 1011 00:57:09,139 --> 00:57:11,558 Tell me all the things that I wanna hear 1012 00:57:11,641 --> 00:57:12,809 'Cause that's true 1013 00:57:12,976 --> 00:57:14,102 That's what I like about you 1014 00:57:14,186 --> 00:57:15,562 That's what I like about you 1015 00:57:15,687 --> 00:57:17,064 That's what I like about you 1016 00:57:17,147 --> 00:57:18,440 That's what I like about you 1017 00:57:18,523 --> 00:57:20,025 That's what I like about you 1018 00:57:20,108 --> 00:57:21,735 That's what I like about you 1019 00:57:21,818 --> 00:57:24,071 - That's what I like about you 1020 00:57:35,123 --> 00:57:36,875 What I like about you 1021 00:57:37,834 --> 00:57:40,337 You keep me warm at night 1022 00:57:42,214 --> 00:57:43,799 Never wanna let you go 1023 00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:46,802 You know you make me feel All right, yeah 1024 00:57:48,345 --> 00:57:51,098 Keep on whispering in my ear 1025 00:57:51,181 --> 00:57:53,225 Tell me all the things that I wanna hear 1026 00:57:53,308 --> 00:57:54,393 'Cause that's true 1027 00:57:54,476 --> 00:57:55,936 That's what I like about you 1028 00:57:56,019 --> 00:57:57,312 That's what I like about you 1029 00:57:57,437 --> 00:57:58,772 That's what I like about you 1030 00:57:58,855 --> 00:58:00,357 That's what I like about you 1031 00:58:00,482 --> 00:58:01,900 That's what I like about you 1032 00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:03,318 That's what I like about you 1033 00:58:03,443 --> 00:58:04,778 That's what I like about you 1034 00:58:04,861 --> 00:58:07,280 That's what I like about you 1035 00:58:09,783 --> 00:58:12,202 Way to go, Tommy! Yeah! 1036 00:58:16,540 --> 00:58:19,209 Oh, yeah! They should call this Woodystock. 1037 00:58:19,418 --> 00:58:20,502 You guys were amazing! 1038 00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:21,670 Thanks! 1039 00:58:21,753 --> 00:58:22,838 - Buddy! - Hi! 1040 00:58:22,921 --> 00:58:25,465 I knew you could play, but I didn't know you could play like that. 1041 00:58:25,549 --> 00:58:26,800 I'm so proud of you. 1042 00:58:26,883 --> 00:58:29,177 You are? Really? 1043 00:58:30,053 --> 00:58:31,763 Of course I am, really. 1044 00:58:32,472 --> 00:58:34,641 What do you think? This place isn't so bad after all, is it? 1045 00:58:35,559 --> 00:58:37,144 Yeah, it doesn't totally bite. 1046 00:58:38,270 --> 00:58:39,896 It doesn't totally bite. 1047 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,065 Hey! Shouldn't we be hanging backstage, 1048 00:58:42,149 --> 00:58:43,525 doing peanut butter shots with groupies? 1049 00:58:43,608 --> 00:58:44,609 Woody! 1050 00:58:44,693 --> 00:58:46,194 We totally rocked it! 1051 00:58:46,737 --> 00:58:49,239 Oh, I'm sorry, have you met Woody? 1052 00:58:49,322 --> 00:58:51,408 Enchanté, mademoiselle. 1053 00:58:52,117 --> 00:58:55,620 You really did find a pileated red-crowned woodpecker. 1054 00:58:55,704 --> 00:58:57,122 And he's domesticated? 1055 00:58:58,415 --> 00:59:00,876 Yeah, that depends on your definition of domesticated. 1056 00:59:00,959 --> 00:59:03,211 Uh, Woody here was our drummer. 1057 00:59:03,795 --> 00:59:05,172 No kidding. 1058 00:59:05,547 --> 00:59:06,840 Way to go, Woody. 1059 00:59:06,923 --> 00:59:09,593 Thanks. Always happy to help a… 1060 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:12,512 Friend. Anyway, gotta go. 1061 00:59:12,596 --> 00:59:13,764 Time to forage. 1062 00:59:14,556 --> 00:59:15,932 I don't know about you, I am starving. 1063 00:59:16,016 --> 00:59:17,184 - Are you hungry? - Yes. 1064 00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:19,269 I could kill a corndog. 1065 00:59:19,353 --> 00:59:25,067 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. 1066 00:59:25,150 --> 00:59:26,276 What's going on? 1067 00:59:26,443 --> 00:59:27,527 You'll see. 1068 00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:31,114 Let there be light! 1069 00:59:53,470 --> 00:59:56,139 Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they stuck around. 1070 00:59:56,765 --> 00:59:58,642 That gives me an idea. 1071 01:00:12,072 --> 01:00:13,490 Well, what do you know? 1072 01:00:13,573 --> 01:00:16,159 I'm a regular Pablo Peck-asso. 1073 01:00:18,995 --> 01:00:22,290 Maybe… Maybe I've been alone too long. 1074 01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:25,043 Just because I'm one of a kind 1075 01:00:25,127 --> 01:00:28,171 doesn't mean I can't be part of a family, too, right? 1076 01:00:30,173 --> 01:00:32,509 Oh! I almost forgot to sign my name. 1077 01:00:38,515 --> 01:00:40,517 What happened? 1078 01:00:45,522 --> 01:00:47,607 Oh, no! Ahhh! 1079 01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:50,777 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1080 01:00:54,114 --> 01:00:55,949 Anyone smell chicken cooking? 1081 01:00:56,033 --> 01:00:57,617 Yikes! It's me! 1082 01:01:04,207 --> 01:01:05,667 Oh, no. 1083 01:01:06,543 --> 01:01:07,919 Oh, what did I do? 1084 01:01:14,092 --> 01:01:15,677 It's a total loss. 1085 01:01:18,305 --> 01:01:20,223 How does this even happen? 1086 01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,934 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. 1087 01:01:23,894 --> 01:01:24,936 Oh… 1088 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:27,272 Well, I think we found the cause of the fire. 1089 01:01:27,356 --> 01:01:30,484 Looks like something was destroying the wall and hit the wiring. 1090 01:01:30,567 --> 01:01:34,404 It's probably a small animal. Mouse or a rat or a bird or something. 1091 01:01:34,488 --> 01:01:35,572 Bird? 1092 01:01:36,490 --> 01:01:37,491 Like a woodpecker? 1093 01:01:39,117 --> 01:01:40,410 That's possible. 1094 01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:48,085 You! 1095 01:01:48,168 --> 01:01:50,170 Dad, Woody wouldn't have done this. It couldn't have been him. 1096 01:01:50,253 --> 01:01:51,254 Really? 1097 01:01:51,338 --> 01:01:53,632 Do you see any other psychotic animals around here? 1098 01:01:53,715 --> 01:01:55,717 - Dad, don't say that. Dad! - It was that woodpecker. 1099 01:01:55,801 --> 01:01:57,260 - All this time… - Come on. 1100 01:01:57,344 --> 01:01:59,846 …he's just been lulling me into a false sense of security. 1101 01:01:59,930 --> 01:02:01,348 Waiting to strike. 1102 01:02:01,848 --> 01:02:03,308 He couldn't have. 1103 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,019 It's Lance Walters. You remember me? 1104 01:02:06,728 --> 01:02:10,273 Of course we remember you, Mr. Walters. 1105 01:02:10,357 --> 01:02:11,566 How can we help you? 1106 01:02:12,734 --> 01:02:13,902 Mmm-hmm. 1107 01:02:13,985 --> 01:02:17,781 I'm sure we could work you into our schedule. 1108 01:02:17,864 --> 01:02:20,200 Yeah, how about, um… 1109 01:02:20,283 --> 01:02:23,120 How about… How about right now? 1110 01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:26,456 I didn't mean to. Accidents happen. 1111 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:30,168 I mean, who amongst us hasn't burned down a house, right? 1112 01:02:30,252 --> 01:02:33,005 Oh, fine. I'll just go back to the way it was before. 1113 01:02:33,088 --> 01:02:37,217 No humans. Who needs them anyway, right? Right? 1114 01:02:37,718 --> 01:02:38,719 Um… 1115 01:02:38,802 --> 01:02:41,263 Don't you ever have anything to say? 1116 01:02:42,139 --> 01:02:43,807 Oh, who am I kidding? 1117 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:46,143 I had a good thing going with those guys! 1118 01:02:47,144 --> 01:02:48,812 I gotta make it up to them. 1119 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,565 Help them rebuild, for free this time, too. 1120 01:02:51,648 --> 01:02:54,818 No food. I could stand to lose an ounce or two. 1121 01:02:57,654 --> 01:02:59,781 Earthquake! 1122 01:02:59,865 --> 01:03:01,950 Huh? 1123 01:03:11,543 --> 01:03:13,003 He's all yours, boys. 1124 01:03:14,004 --> 01:03:15,005 My home. 1125 01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:21,219 Happy place. 1126 01:03:24,723 --> 01:03:27,476 Let me outta here! I wasn't read my rights! 1127 01:03:27,559 --> 01:03:29,436 I'm out of order? You're out of order! 1128 01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:31,146 You can't handle the truth! 1129 01:03:31,229 --> 01:03:34,483 Yeah, stick a cork in it, you dumb bird. 1130 01:03:34,566 --> 01:03:36,568 Anyone out there know a good lawyer? 1131 01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:39,488 $500. Good job, and good riddance. 1132 01:03:39,571 --> 01:03:41,156 De nada. 1133 01:03:41,239 --> 01:03:42,949 Potato, French fries. 1134 01:03:43,033 --> 01:03:45,160 What are you doing? You can't take Woody! 1135 01:03:45,243 --> 01:03:47,996 - Tommy, that bird burnt our house down. - But I… 1136 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,331 So long, woodpecker. 1137 01:03:49,414 --> 01:03:52,501 To think I was actually starting to like you. 1138 01:03:52,584 --> 01:03:54,670 - But, Dad, they're gonna kill him! - They're not gonna kill him. 1139 01:03:54,753 --> 01:03:57,464 They're gonna take him out in the mountains and release him. 1140 01:03:57,547 --> 01:04:00,884 Yep, he'll be free as a, um… Free as a… 1141 01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:02,761 A bird! 1142 01:04:02,844 --> 01:04:04,930 A little on the nose, Nate. 1143 01:04:05,013 --> 01:04:07,432 I was thinking more like a wild stallion. 1144 01:04:07,516 --> 01:04:08,558 Dad. 1145 01:04:09,101 --> 01:04:10,769 Jill and Lyle and me found their barn. 1146 01:04:10,852 --> 01:04:13,021 It's filled with stuffed birds. 1147 01:04:13,105 --> 01:04:14,773 They're taxidermists. 1148 01:04:14,856 --> 01:04:17,275 They're gonna kill Woody and stuff him, I know it. 1149 01:04:21,446 --> 01:04:22,656 You are gonna let him go, right? 1150 01:04:22,739 --> 01:04:23,949 Oh, uh… 1151 01:04:24,032 --> 01:04:25,325 I am as, uh… 1152 01:04:27,661 --> 01:04:28,870 Good as my word. 1153 01:04:28,954 --> 01:04:30,956 Yeah, I'm cool. Thanks. 1154 01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:37,129 So long, kid. You were the first friend I ever had. 1155 01:04:41,675 --> 01:04:43,677 I'm sorry, Woody! 1156 01:04:48,515 --> 01:04:50,308 I will never forgive you. 1157 01:04:50,517 --> 01:04:51,685 Tommy, come on. 1158 01:04:51,768 --> 01:04:54,187 Someday you'll understand why I had to do this. 1159 01:04:54,271 --> 01:04:55,814 I understand. 1160 01:04:56,606 --> 01:05:00,110 I understand that whenever something bothers you, 1161 01:05:00,193 --> 01:05:02,070 you get rid of it. 1162 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,655 Like me and Mom. 1163 01:05:04,531 --> 01:05:06,825 Come on. That is not fair, and you know it. 1164 01:05:07,075 --> 01:05:09,661 I'm surprised you didn't have us stuffed, too. 1165 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:15,125 Tommy. 1166 01:05:17,502 --> 01:05:18,503 Tommy! 1167 01:05:20,422 --> 01:05:22,799 Yeah, you're a real tough guy when I'm all caged up. 1168 01:05:22,883 --> 01:05:26,011 Why don't you open up the cage and we'll step outside and do this right? 1169 01:05:26,094 --> 01:05:28,138 Have it out man to bird… 1170 01:05:29,514 --> 01:05:32,142 All chirp and no bite. 1171 01:05:46,323 --> 01:05:47,407 Guys, guys! 1172 01:05:47,491 --> 01:05:48,909 Checkmate! 1173 01:05:48,992 --> 01:05:51,453 Woody's been taken. I need your help. 1174 01:05:51,536 --> 01:05:53,372 - What? - No way! 1175 01:06:16,228 --> 01:06:17,312 Woody. 1176 01:06:17,938 --> 01:06:20,148 You weren't trying to burn the house down. 1177 01:06:21,566 --> 01:06:22,567 Oh, no! 1178 01:06:24,236 --> 01:06:25,904 It's showtime. 1179 01:06:26,780 --> 01:06:30,492 Gentlemen and lady. 1180 01:06:30,575 --> 01:06:36,123 This here rare bird is the Holy Grail of rare birds. 1181 01:06:36,206 --> 01:06:40,544 I give you the legendary 1182 01:06:40,627 --> 01:06:44,923 pileated red-crowned woodpecker! 1183 01:06:45,424 --> 01:06:46,425 Hmm! 1184 01:06:47,092 --> 01:06:48,343 One hundred years, 1185 01:06:48,427 --> 01:06:50,220 it has been thought to be extinct. 1186 01:06:50,303 --> 01:06:54,016 Not only that, Nate, but everyone thought it had died out. 1187 01:06:54,099 --> 01:06:56,768 And I'm the one who's an endangered species? 1188 01:06:56,852 --> 01:06:59,730 Folks, the opportunity to add 1189 01:06:59,813 --> 01:07:02,774 this fine taxidermy specimen to your collections 1190 01:07:02,858 --> 01:07:04,401 won't ever come around again. 1191 01:07:04,484 --> 01:07:08,613 The bidding will start at $100,000. 1192 01:07:08,864 --> 01:07:11,283 Do I have any takers? 1193 01:07:14,119 --> 01:07:16,830 Well, we can't go in there. There's people there. 1194 01:07:16,913 --> 01:07:18,623 Let's see if there's a back way. 1195 01:07:27,382 --> 01:07:29,009 We should call the police. 1196 01:07:29,092 --> 01:07:31,011 They'll never believe us. 1197 01:07:31,094 --> 01:07:32,804 By the time they do, Woody will be dead. 1198 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:36,266 $600,000… Thank you. 1199 01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:37,601 675… 1200 01:07:37,684 --> 01:07:40,020 650, 650. Do I hear 675? 1201 01:07:40,103 --> 01:07:41,271 700… 1202 01:07:41,772 --> 01:07:43,815 Tommy? You came for me! 1203 01:07:43,899 --> 01:07:45,776 That's my boy. 1204 01:07:45,859 --> 01:07:48,987 $750,000, $700,000… 1205 01:07:49,071 --> 01:07:51,656 Do I hear 800? 825, 825… 1206 01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,241 - $850,000! - Yes. 1207 01:07:53,325 --> 01:07:54,451 How do we get him out of there? 1208 01:07:54,534 --> 01:07:55,660 We gotta sneak in and steal him. 1209 01:07:55,744 --> 01:07:57,537 They'll catch us in a sec. We have to call the police. 1210 01:07:57,621 --> 01:07:58,622 Or the National Guard. 1211 01:07:58,705 --> 01:08:00,082 No, that'll never work. We gotta lure them out. 1212 01:08:00,207 --> 01:08:02,042 How about we pretend we're wealthy eccentric bidders 1213 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,670 who are willing to pay, like, a million dollars for Woody? 1214 01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:06,630 Sold! 1215 01:08:06,713 --> 01:08:08,465 - For a million dollars. - Go, go, go! 1216 01:08:10,926 --> 01:08:13,345 Going somewhere? 1217 01:08:15,138 --> 01:08:16,598 Hey, Sam, have you seen Tommy? 1218 01:08:16,682 --> 01:08:18,183 No, why? 1219 01:08:18,266 --> 01:08:20,143 I thought the woodpecker burnt my house down on purpose 1220 01:08:20,227 --> 01:08:22,604 so I hired the Grimes brothers to capture and get rid of it. 1221 01:08:22,688 --> 01:08:24,189 He's pretty upset with me. 1222 01:08:24,272 --> 01:08:26,441 - Any chance he might try and rescue it? - Yeah, maybe. 1223 01:08:26,775 --> 01:08:28,694 I know where the Grimes place is. Come on. 1224 01:08:29,069 --> 01:08:33,281 $900,000, going twice… 1225 01:08:35,826 --> 01:08:37,369 Sold! Ha-ha! 1226 01:08:37,452 --> 01:08:39,955 To the guy in the funny-looking hat. 1227 01:08:40,038 --> 01:08:41,957 Thank you all so much for bidding. 1228 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,876 Winner, you have our electronic transfer information. 1229 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,713 Funds are due in 10 minutes. 1230 01:09:00,726 --> 01:09:03,061 I hope you all are comfortable… 1231 01:09:04,438 --> 01:09:07,899 If you two so much as touch a hair on my friends' heads, 1232 01:09:07,983 --> 01:09:09,526 I'll peck you new ones. 1233 01:09:09,609 --> 01:09:11,528 And I ain't talking about nostrils. 1234 01:09:11,611 --> 01:09:15,574 Squawk it up, bird. It's the last noise you'll ever make. 1235 01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:19,453 Just so you know, you're going to jail for this. 1236 01:09:19,536 --> 01:09:23,081 Well, just so you know, not if they can't catch us. 1237 01:09:23,165 --> 01:09:26,335 And we're not sticking around to get caught. 1238 01:09:26,418 --> 01:09:30,630 We just sold that little bird for close to a million dollars. Stuffed. 1239 01:09:30,714 --> 01:09:35,260 Otis and me are officially retiring to Ka-Ching City. 1240 01:09:35,344 --> 01:09:39,723 Ka-Ching City, that's in China. 1241 01:09:41,475 --> 01:09:42,476 What? 1242 01:09:42,559 --> 01:09:43,560 Start loading the truck. 1243 01:09:44,227 --> 01:09:45,395 Please. 1244 01:09:58,867 --> 01:10:02,120 Excuse me, Mr. Poacher, sir, is that poison gluten-free? 1245 01:10:03,455 --> 01:10:05,332 Aw, don't worry, bird. 1246 01:10:05,457 --> 01:10:10,128 This is just gonna be like taking a nap, forever. 1247 01:10:10,212 --> 01:10:11,630 Don't do this! 1248 01:10:11,713 --> 01:10:15,217 Whatever you're getting for Woody, my dad will pay double! 1249 01:10:15,842 --> 01:10:18,470 I thought you said your dad was broke? 1250 01:10:20,055 --> 01:10:23,475 Oh! You were bluffing. My bad. 1251 01:10:35,946 --> 01:10:38,156 Nate? 1252 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,574 Now what? 1253 01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,410 Nate? 1254 01:10:42,077 --> 01:10:43,286 Otis, are you… 1255 01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,333 Well, howdy, Mr. Walters. 1256 01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:50,252 What can I do you for? 1257 01:10:50,335 --> 01:10:52,671 You got a moose problem now or… 1258 01:10:52,796 --> 01:10:53,839 I was looking for Tommy. 1259 01:10:53,922 --> 01:10:55,841 He was pretty upset about the whole woodpecker thing 1260 01:10:55,924 --> 01:10:58,343 and I thought he might have come up here looking for it. 1261 01:10:58,427 --> 01:11:00,721 Well, you know how kids are about animals. 1262 01:11:00,804 --> 01:11:03,849 I'm sure he'll be fine in a couple days. 1263 01:11:03,932 --> 01:11:06,018 I'll, uh… I'll keep an eye out for him. 1264 01:11:06,101 --> 01:11:07,102 Well… 1265 01:11:08,103 --> 01:11:09,104 See you around. 1266 01:11:10,605 --> 01:11:12,107 You guys going somewhere? 1267 01:11:12,941 --> 01:11:14,026 No. 1268 01:11:14,526 --> 01:11:20,365 Our, um, barn has a termite problem. 1269 01:11:20,449 --> 01:11:22,909 We're just clearing out while we fumigate the place. 1270 01:11:22,993 --> 01:11:25,412 Yeah, you do not wanna breathe those chemicals. 1271 01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:27,080 I learnt that the hard way. 1272 01:11:29,082 --> 01:11:30,125 Wait a minute. 1273 01:11:32,961 --> 01:11:34,046 I want the woodpecker back. 1274 01:11:34,129 --> 01:11:35,797 - You do? - You do? 1275 01:11:35,881 --> 01:11:37,174 Yeah, I do. 1276 01:11:37,799 --> 01:11:40,010 If that's what it takes to make my son happy, it's worth it. 1277 01:11:40,093 --> 01:11:44,389 I'm real sorry, Mr. Walters, we… We already let him go. 1278 01:11:44,473 --> 01:11:45,599 You did? 1279 01:11:45,682 --> 01:11:49,311 Yeah, he's probably flapping his way to Saskatchewan by now. 1280 01:11:49,436 --> 01:11:51,229 Come on, Lance. Let's go find Tommy. 1281 01:11:52,981 --> 01:11:55,901 Good luck finding your, you know, kid. 1282 01:12:01,365 --> 01:12:04,785 Otis, let's stuff that bird and get the heck outta Dodge. 1283 01:12:08,663 --> 01:12:09,706 What are you doing? 1284 01:12:09,956 --> 01:12:11,416 For the past year, I've been finding these 1285 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,210 wherever there's been poaching. 1286 01:12:13,293 --> 01:12:15,045 It has to be them. 1287 01:12:15,128 --> 01:12:16,838 And I'd bet anything they still have Woody. 1288 01:12:18,090 --> 01:12:21,510 Get the gun, Otis. It's time to wrap this up. 1289 01:12:21,593 --> 01:12:22,594 - Please don't! - Stop! No! 1290 01:12:22,678 --> 01:12:23,679 Don't do this! 1291 01:12:23,762 --> 01:12:24,971 Hey, don't I get a last request? 1292 01:12:25,055 --> 01:12:26,098 Like, you let me go? 1293 01:12:26,223 --> 01:12:27,974 No, please, no, no, no! 1294 01:12:28,058 --> 01:12:29,309 Please! 1295 01:12:30,268 --> 01:12:31,395 Hold it right there! 1296 01:12:32,729 --> 01:12:33,855 We're saved! 1297 01:12:33,939 --> 01:12:35,857 Oh, you two are so going down! 1298 01:12:36,566 --> 01:12:37,693 What the hell? 1299 01:12:37,776 --> 01:12:40,445 - Dad! - You put my son in a cage? 1300 01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:45,033 Well, that was disappointing. 1301 01:12:57,921 --> 01:12:59,256 The sheriff's on his way. 1302 01:12:59,339 --> 01:13:03,593 We'll be well over the Canadian border by the time he gets here. 1303 01:13:06,013 --> 01:13:08,265 Otis, get me my gun. 1304 01:13:08,348 --> 01:13:10,767 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1305 01:13:10,851 --> 01:13:12,728 I just couldn't let them kill Woody. 1306 01:13:12,811 --> 01:13:14,354 Tommy, this is not your fault. 1307 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:18,150 If I'd listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here. 1308 01:13:19,568 --> 01:13:21,111 Uh, real heartfelt moment, 1309 01:13:21,194 --> 01:13:23,030 but can we please save the schmaltz for later? 1310 01:13:23,113 --> 01:13:26,033 In case you didn't notice, I'm about to get stuffed! 1311 01:13:26,116 --> 01:13:28,368 This time 1312 01:13:28,452 --> 01:13:30,245 no interruptions. 1313 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:36,877 Guess we can kiss the sequel goodbye. 1314 01:13:40,714 --> 01:13:43,467 That cage was built to hold a bear. 1315 01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:45,677 You can't escape. 1316 01:13:48,055 --> 01:13:49,973 Who said anything about me getting out? 1317 01:13:52,517 --> 01:13:53,518 Huh? Hmm. 1318 01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:57,647 Get ready for a beatdown! 1319 01:13:57,731 --> 01:13:59,441 Oh, crud! 1320 01:14:02,527 --> 01:14:04,821 I wonder who's gonna win. The suspense is killing me! 1321 01:14:04,905 --> 01:14:07,074 Take this, and some of these! 1322 01:14:08,367 --> 01:14:09,910 Where do you think you're going? 1323 01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:19,670 Now that's what I call taking out the trailer trash. 1324 01:14:21,797 --> 01:14:23,340 Nice job, Woody. 1325 01:14:23,423 --> 01:14:25,258 Hey, I got your back. 1326 01:14:26,968 --> 01:14:27,969 Heads up! 1327 01:14:31,723 --> 01:14:33,266 Otis! Otis! 1328 01:14:33,350 --> 01:14:34,601 Woody, don't let them get away! 1329 01:14:34,851 --> 01:14:37,020 Woody, go get 'em! 1330 01:14:37,104 --> 01:14:38,605 - Stop him! - I'm on it! 1331 01:14:40,065 --> 01:14:41,858 Stop in the name of the law! 1332 01:14:43,985 --> 01:14:44,986 Ooh. 1333 01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:53,078 - The truck! - Keys! 1334 01:14:53,412 --> 01:14:55,163 The ATV. 1335 01:14:55,247 --> 01:14:57,582 Come on! We'll take the logging trail across the border. Go! 1336 01:15:12,222 --> 01:15:13,265 Ah! 1337 01:15:14,057 --> 01:15:15,058 I got this. 1338 01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:19,354 Ah, cue the action chase music. 1339 01:15:29,948 --> 01:15:30,949 Ha-ha. 1340 01:15:36,371 --> 01:15:38,290 I'm coming to get you! 1341 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:47,841 Whoa! 1342 01:15:59,311 --> 01:16:00,354 I think we lost him! 1343 01:16:00,437 --> 01:16:02,189 Well, come on, let's go! 1344 01:16:06,735 --> 01:16:08,195 Kick it! Come on! 1345 01:16:13,408 --> 01:16:14,743 Going somewhere? 1346 01:16:16,453 --> 01:16:18,789 Oh, hello, eh! Welcome to Canada. 1347 01:16:19,831 --> 01:16:21,333 Do you have anything to declare? 1348 01:16:21,416 --> 01:16:22,584 Quick. Let's go back! 1349 01:16:22,709 --> 01:16:23,835 Get a grip! 1350 01:16:23,919 --> 01:16:26,213 He's just one little bird! There's two of us. 1351 01:16:30,175 --> 01:16:32,678 Make your move, bird. 1352 01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:34,388 A knife? 1353 01:16:37,933 --> 01:16:40,560 I told you! He's more chicken than woodpecker! 1354 01:16:42,896 --> 01:16:43,897 Huh? 1355 01:16:53,865 --> 01:16:55,409 And for this week's lesson… 1356 01:16:56,743 --> 01:16:57,828 Gravity! 1357 01:16:57,911 --> 01:16:59,037 Toodle-oo! 1358 01:17:20,767 --> 01:17:21,810 Going somewhere? 1359 01:17:23,186 --> 01:17:25,230 Heya, fellas. Remember me? 1360 01:17:26,023 --> 01:17:27,566 Save us! 1361 01:17:27,649 --> 01:17:29,067 Please! Lock us up! 1362 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:30,986 - Lock us up! - Save us! 1363 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,407 I have been waiting for this day for a very long time. 1364 01:17:35,490 --> 01:17:37,534 That bird is crazy. 1365 01:17:38,660 --> 01:17:39,953 Who you calling crazy? 1366 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:47,044 Now it's your turn to live in a cage. Ha! 1367 01:17:48,086 --> 01:17:49,338 So, what do you think? 1368 01:17:49,421 --> 01:17:51,089 - It's pretty cool, Dad. - It's beautiful. 1369 01:17:51,173 --> 01:17:53,425 If you think it's beautiful now, wait till it's actually built. 1370 01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,427 Good thing my insurance covered woodpecker damage. 1371 01:17:55,552 --> 01:17:57,387 Well, I think you're gonna be very happy here. 1372 01:17:57,471 --> 01:17:59,389 And since it's a smaller footprint, 1373 01:17:59,473 --> 01:18:01,224 there'll be plenty of room for the nine-hole golf course. 1374 01:18:01,892 --> 01:18:04,353 I'm surprised you didn't wanna build a shopping mall. 1375 01:18:04,436 --> 01:18:06,605 What an amazing idea. 1376 01:18:06,688 --> 01:18:08,857 Oh, Dad, the surprise? 1377 01:18:08,940 --> 01:18:10,609 Oh, right. Saved the best for last. 1378 01:18:10,692 --> 01:18:12,194 Hey, Woody? 1379 01:18:12,277 --> 01:18:13,528 Oh, Woody? 1380 01:18:13,612 --> 01:18:14,863 Is it food o'clock? 1381 01:18:14,946 --> 01:18:17,866 Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home. 1382 01:18:17,949 --> 01:18:20,285 But technically, you destroyed mine first, so we're even. 1383 01:18:20,369 --> 01:18:23,622 But in the interest of harmonious living, I got something for you. 1384 01:18:24,122 --> 01:18:25,290 Huh? 1385 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:27,626 Ready? 1386 01:18:29,461 --> 01:18:31,004 Woo-hoo! 1387 01:18:31,088 --> 01:18:33,507 I got a home again! 1388 01:18:33,590 --> 01:18:36,927 It's got built-in appliances and granite countertops! 1389 01:18:37,010 --> 01:18:38,387 All right! 1390 01:18:40,138 --> 01:18:42,182 You guys are my family now. 1391 01:18:42,265 --> 01:18:43,975 I never even knew I needed one. 1392 01:18:45,018 --> 01:18:46,978 Aw, he's giving you love taps. 1393 01:18:47,437 --> 01:18:49,898 Ow. Ow. Too much love, Woody. Woody, I got it! 1394 01:18:53,777 --> 01:18:54,903 Night, Dad. 1395 01:18:55,362 --> 01:18:56,488 Good night, Tommy. 1396 01:19:30,856 --> 01:19:32,065 Home sweet home! 1397 01:19:33,066 --> 01:19:35,027 Don't you just love happy endings? 1398 01:19:35,277 --> 01:19:36,778 Whoops. 1399 01:19:39,197 --> 01:19:40,198 Huh? 1400 01:19:40,532 --> 01:19:41,867 My bad. 1401 01:19:41,950 --> 01:19:43,201 Woody! 1402 01:19:43,285 --> 01:19:44,327 Gotta fly! 1403 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:52,461 Boy, someone's in a hurry for the credits. See you! 1404 01:25:14,074 --> 01:25:15,200 Guess who? 1405 01:25:43,061 --> 01:25:47,691 Niagara Falls is one of the most scenic spots in all the world. 1406 01:25:48,483 --> 01:25:50,819 The grandeur of this famous attraction 1407 01:25:50,902 --> 01:25:53,655 brings visitors from far and near. 1408 01:25:53,739 --> 01:25:55,866 It is a favorite spot for honeymooners, 1409 01:25:55,949 --> 01:25:59,036 who stand and gaze at its wondrous beauty. 1410 01:26:01,246 --> 01:26:04,458 Niagara affects different people in different ways. 1411 01:26:04,541 --> 01:26:07,502 Some people are overcome by a strong urge 1412 01:26:07,586 --> 01:26:09,796 to go over the falls in a barrel. 1413 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:14,051 Of course this foolhardy stunt is now absolutely prohibited. 1414 01:26:14,134 --> 01:26:19,222 And, I might add, nobody has gone over since I've been on the job. 1415 01:26:19,306 --> 01:26:20,307 Nobody? 1416 01:26:20,390 --> 01:26:21,391 Nobody. 1417 01:26:21,475 --> 01:26:22,976 And I… 1418 01:26:23,060 --> 01:26:24,144 A barrel? 1419 01:26:24,936 --> 01:26:29,524 Hey, you, going over the falls in a barrel is absolutely prohibited. 1420 01:26:35,572 --> 01:26:37,741 Hey! Come back with my barrel! 1421 01:26:43,121 --> 01:26:44,122 Yikes! 1422 01:26:44,623 --> 01:26:47,542 No, no! No! 1423 01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,758 Hooray! 1424 01:27:06,144 --> 01:27:08,355 Well, now I need a new barrel. 1425 01:27:11,066 --> 01:27:12,776 Good barrel. 1426 01:27:12,859 --> 01:27:15,529 Good solid barrel. 1427 01:27:20,909 --> 01:27:22,077 Bring back my barrel! 1428 01:27:23,870 --> 01:27:26,331 Hooray! 1429 01:27:40,053 --> 01:27:43,598 Come out of there, you crazy woodpecker! 1430 01:27:43,682 --> 01:27:47,185 I'll show you! Take that. Now keep out! 1431 01:27:48,186 --> 01:27:49,813 And stay out! 1432 01:27:52,983 --> 01:27:54,568 Oh, no! 1433 01:27:57,154 --> 01:27:58,280 Hooray! 1434 01:27:58,488 --> 01:28:00,532 Oh, shut up! 1435 01:28:20,594 --> 01:28:21,720 A barrel! 1436 01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:27,100 I know a barrel when I see one. 1437 01:28:36,568 --> 01:28:38,779 Hooray! 1438 01:28:56,088 --> 01:28:58,507 Hooray! 1439 01:29:08,517 --> 01:29:09,893 That woodpecker! 1440 01:29:22,614 --> 01:29:27,494 Before we go over now, men, is there anyone here without a barrel? 1441 01:29:30,372 --> 01:29:32,958 Hooray! 1442 01:29:48,348 --> 01:29:50,934 Which way to Niagara Falls? 1443 01:29:58,316 --> 01:29:59,359 Mush. 1444 01:30:03,655 --> 01:30:04,865 Mush. 1445 01:30:08,869 --> 01:30:09,870 Mush. 1446 01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:15,751 Mush. 1447 01:30:26,386 --> 01:30:27,429 Hush. 1448 01:30:31,767 --> 01:30:32,851 Mush. 1449 01:30:48,241 --> 01:30:51,745 Now we'll see who's going over the falls in a barrel. 1450 01:30:57,918 --> 01:30:59,252 Hooray! 1451 01:31:02,005 --> 01:31:05,634 So, going over the falls in a barrel, eh? 1452 01:31:05,717 --> 01:31:07,260 I'm giving you a ticket. 95753

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