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Previously on You...
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There are no recent pictures
of your dad because he's dead.
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He OD'd and you were the one
that found him.
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You've started a few poems about that day,
but you never finished them.
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I have one just like this.
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It was my dad's.
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This is the red ladle story?
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It's okay, Beck.
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I'm going to help you get
the life you deserve.
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You fall for the wrong men.
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You have questionable taste in friends,
and that Peach is the worst.
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I just need to know who you really are.
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Besides a broke poetry student
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in a subsidized apartment
you could never afford.
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What you really need
is someone to save you.
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Let me help you, Beck.
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Beck, is it? Blythe.
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I read one of your essays
in the Review last month,
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and it was so illuminating.
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That's funny. There's a book missing.
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Joe was looking at it at my party.
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Tonight, I show you I'm the one.
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You want it down and dirty? You got it.
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Did you just...
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Did you just...
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What was that?
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Eight seconds?
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Oh, yeah. He's got that
"Trump just took Pennsylvania" look.
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Say something.
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Say, "Happens all the time. NBD."
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No, you'll sound like a slut.
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You could say, "Let's order food."
Move past it.
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Is Grey Dog open late?
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Oh, thank God.
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Um...
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- I should...
- Yeah, yeah.
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Shit.
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Ugh, you idiot.
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Why did you tell him
you were available this weekend?
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Why don't you think?
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Well, go.
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The Captain calls, you answer.
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You know how this works.
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He paid for the bed you just got laid on.
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Or whatever that was.
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And your phone bill.
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Good girl. That wasn't so hard, was it?
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Seriously?
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Seriously?
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Hey, Beck,
I'm gonna run to the store.
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Shit. Joe. Probably thinks
you're hiding in here.
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Hold on a second. I'll be right out.
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Oh, God, please stop.
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They're just words, Beck.
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Tell him what he wants to hear.
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Oh, no.
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Joe?
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Ugh, Beck. You're a disaster.
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Last night, eight-second sex. Joe.
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If you're gonna act like a whore,
may as well look like one.
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You just have a magic poon.
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Hashtag, yoni too good.
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Thanks. That's helpful.
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Is he big?
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"Is he big?" Oh, my God.
Why are you even asking them?
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Can you, for once,
just have your own opinion, Beck?
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Got pics?
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With the bun?
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You're not helping.
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Is he worth it?
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"Is he worth it?"
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There we go. Good question.
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Is he?
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Annika wouldn't know a good dick
if you hit her over the head with it.
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It's not like it doesn't happen
to tons of guys.
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I mean, Benji used to nod off
while going down on me.
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I thought we weren't talking
about Benji anymore.
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We're not.
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He's dead to me.
Just merely using him as a reference.
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Benji didn't work retail.
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Joe works in a bookstore.
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A hop, skip, and a bad haircut away
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from selling men's leather bracelets
at Club Monaco.
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Becks, love yourself. Ghost him, already.
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Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
but we are all clear.
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- Are you saying I don't have bedbugs?
- I didn't find a one.
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Would you like to see
the 22 bites on my ass?
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- Uh...
- Don't answer that.
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They're there. Go find them.
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Go find them!
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Ugh. I wonder how he is
with finding rare books.
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Joe did not take your Wizard of Oz.
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Ozma of Oz.
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And who said anything about Joe?
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That's it. I'm booking a room
at the Mandarin Oriental
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and you're coming with.
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I would so love to, but I can't.
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I, um...
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I am going to a writer's retreat
in Rockland.
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Since when?
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She knows when you're lying.
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Since I wrote this piece in workshop
that everyone called "treacly."
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Tell me you're not writing
another dead puppy thing
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as a metaphor for your dad dying.
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- I...
- What?
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That's completely what it's really about.
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Look, I'm just saying
stop killing puppies.
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Write fresh.
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You know, there's so much more
inside of you.
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Who are you now, Beckalish?
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- Hmm?
- I thought it was a good piece.
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Aw...
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Sorry, boo-boo. Okay, go.
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Find that brilliant badass
inside of you, and believe in her.
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I know I do.
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Literally, the most supportive
she's ever been about your writing,
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and you're lying to her face.
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You are the worst friend.
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Oh, there they are.
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Wait a minute. Why do you need these
if you're going on a writer's retreat?
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What?
So, it's look hot or be a writer?
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You could just leave.
You could, you know.
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Cut the cord. Take off the yoke.
Bon voyage, Captain.
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You're a coward.
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Britney got through 2007, though, right?
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Maybe this is what you need
to find your inner badass.
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Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right.
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The solitary prowess of a silent life.
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What is it with motel rooms
and you wanting to dive into your panties?
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He is always late.
And you're frustrated.
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Plus, after last night, you're owed one.
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Oh, Joe. You seriously need to call him.
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Has he been working out?
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It's two days. You got this.
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Did you just...
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You should be screaming
my name right now,
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digging your nails into my back.
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You expected me to please you,
get you off,
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but you didn't scream,
and my back is not bleeding,
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and you definitely did not get off.
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You don't even know what to say, do you?
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You must be mortified.
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Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck.
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What the hell have I done?
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Seriously?
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You're already telling
whoever that is.
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I've reduced myself to an anecdote.
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Mr. Quickdraw. The Minuteman.
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Being generous.
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Don't let it be Peach.
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"The Captain"?
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What the hell is this?
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What? Obviously, you don't love him.
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Love ya!
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"Love ya."
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"Love ya"?
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You never said that to Benji,
and look what had to happen to him.
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Beck, just when I think
we're getting somewhere...
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Yeah, so, here,
you're sacrificing the hard cover,
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but you're getting greater textual
accuracy than any previous edition.
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It's the final word
on the Tolkien trilogy.
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Thank you so much.
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My dick reduced
to cartoon food items.
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This is my nightmare. A hot dog.
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Yes, with the bun.
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Tell her, Beck.
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Go on, listen to your gut.
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Joe's the one.
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Yes. Worth it. Okay, one more shot.
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Not like there was any real doubt.
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"Outfit"? Are you kidding me?
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Just got it. Hope you like.
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You do all this for him?
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Christoph's party
in Montauk tonight. You in?
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Can't. Gotta write.
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You even lie to your friends
about this guy. What the hell?
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You've been confirmed
at the Seahorse Motel.
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Ethan, I need you to close tonight.
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Oh, man, I'd love to,
but I gotta split soon.
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Rastiche, my balalaika teacher,
is holding a master class tonight.
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Wasn't a question.
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I'm sorry.
I have an appointment out of town.
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Beck, I should be your Captain.
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It can't be.
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How old is he?
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If only I could tell you I'm here.
You don't need to do this.
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Whatever this is,
it's not too late to stop it.
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- So good to see you, hon.
- Yeah. You, too, Dad.
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"Dad"?
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Place belongs to a couple
from church.
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There are plenty of rooms,
and it's ours right through New Years.
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Sounds like a pretty cool place.
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Even has a hot tub out on the patio.
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Though, if I know Nancy,
she won't let the kids near it.
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She doesn't normally want the kids
near me, either, but here we are.
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I really think
you'd love it up there, honey.
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Yeah, um...
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I don't know my schedule
that far out, unfortunately.
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Of course, I...
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I understand.
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And you wonder
why he asks for more.
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Um...
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But I'll totally check,
and I'll let you know as soon as possible.
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What? Is it too much
for a Dickens festival?
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No, no.
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I mean...
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It's just, some people may find it...
You know?
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How is Nancy?
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Why is he your secret, Beck?
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"...has only one fault that I know of.
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And it happens, unfortunately, that
that single blemish is a want of taste.
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She don't like me."
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It's pretty great, huh, sweetie?
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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Amazing this many people are fans
of contrived plotting and melodrama,
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if they even read Dickens.
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More likely they couldn't pass up
an excuse to day-drink.
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How's your mom?
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Um... she's actually... She's on a cruise,
but she's great.
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Riddled with anxiety, low self-esteem,
on antidepressants,
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dating men so safe and boring
she must wanna scream, but don't worry.
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You abandoning her didn't scar her at all.
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How about your brother?
How's he doing?
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You know. Works a lot. Anya, too.
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But they seem happy.
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According to Facebook.
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And how's school goin'?
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It's great, actually. I'm...
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I'm just working on building my portfolio.
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It's more than just that first book.
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You really need the second if...
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Hey, where are you guys?
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Beck, you're such an asshole.
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"Love me, Daddy.
I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy."
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God, just shut up forever.
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There they are.
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Oh, my God.
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She's actually gotten more smug.
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Beck, look, I have a cane.
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Yes, you do. Look at you guys.
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You look pretty.
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Stop hating them.
They're just kids.
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None of it's their fault.
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Thanks, Mia. So do you.
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Guinevere, how are you?
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Great. I love your dress.
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Not necessarily you in it, but...
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Brought you something.
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I just couldn't resist.
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- No, she's not.
- Oh...
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Oh, it's perfect.
Oh, um...
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You're slipping a bit, dear.
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Touch me again, crazy-pants.
I dare you.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Nancy, let's take the kids
and play a game.
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As long as I get to...
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You really are capable
of keeping a secret.
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Four, by my count.
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00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,330
Who the hell are you, Beck?
260
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,580
Have at it.
261
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,670
Hey! Yeah. You're a natural.
262
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,380
Two down, buddy.
263
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,180
What an arm on him.
264
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,440
Maybe you should
get a shot for the blog.
265
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,520
If I wasn't so blinded by love,
266
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,610
I would've seen these secrets
right in front of me,
267
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:50,690
waiting to be uncovered.
268
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:56,870
Captain Beck, a.k.a. The Captain,
a.k.a. Edward Martin Beck.
269
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,830
The addict part was true, I see,
but he never died,
270
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:04,910
which he credits to his friends
in the NA fellowship at St. James Church.
271
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,540
It was there he not only
conquered his demons,
272
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,050
but also met church rep
and divorcée Nancy Whitesell,
273
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,920
a.k.a. the Christian News'
"Mommy Blogger of the Year."
274
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,600
"If Ned can do it, so can you."
275
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,220
He became a feature in her blog,
then her life.
276
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,180
Less than a year, they were married.
277
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,600
He really landed himself
the perfect family,
278
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:30,190
if your stepmother's to be believed.
279
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,150
But what about you, Beck?
280
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:34,030
Where do you fit into all this?
281
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,510
Your father has come such a long way.
282
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,920
Worked hard for it, too.
283
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,526
You're barking up
the wrong tree, lady,
284
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,680
if you think I'm gonna sit here
and validate that man.
285
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,970
Yeah, he's lucky to have you.
286
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,326
It just goes to show you
287
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:08,140
what a good Christian household
and a loving family can do.
288
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:10,416
She did not just suggest
if you were more Christian,
289
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,820
he wouldn't have abandoned you
for a crack pipe.
290
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,320
Mommy, come watch me.
291
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,530
Excuse me, my dear.
292
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,330
Your dad talk to you yet?
293
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,750
She's so her mother.
Only less subtle.
294
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,920
Talk to me about?
295
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,920
Well, he's supposed to tell you
he can't send money anymore.
296
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,890
But he's gonna help you
find a better job first.
297
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,720
Mom doesn't think he should wait.
298
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,770
She's so cranky.
299
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,850
It's the hormones.
300
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,690
Oh.
301
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:53,820
I wasn't supposed to tell you, but...
302
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,940
she's pregnant.
303
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,820
That's why they're fighting about it.
304
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,570
Great. It's great.
305
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,410
He's starting a new family...
306
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:06,330
because fixing the one he had
obviously wasn't an option.
307
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,540
Why would he ever do that?
308
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,460
I'm going to find a bathroom.
I'll be right back.
309
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,060
Can I get another "Timber Doodle"?
310
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:40,570
Bitch.
311
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:56,210
Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today?
312
00:19:56,290 --> 00:20:01,550
Joe Goldberg is not working today,
but I'm Ethan. And you would be...
313
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,970
Looking for Joe. Expect him anytime soon?
314
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:07,760
I do not, relatively speaking.
Joe's out of town.
315
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,680
But is there anything I can help you find?
316
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:10,770
Possibly.
317
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:14,600
I'm in the market for a first edition copy
of Ozma of Oz.
318
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,610
That's a pretty rare critter.
319
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,070
Uh, not sure we have it.
320
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,740
See, books of that pedigree,
we keep under a lock and key downstairs.
321
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,490
And you don't have the key?
322
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,490
Well, normally I have the key,
but I just don't have it right now.
323
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,580
Joe left with it.
He just forgot to give it to me.
324
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,040
And where is Joe?
325
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,290
I thought I was supposed to be writing.
326
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,750
Are you with "Eight Seconds"?
327
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,170
No. I told you, I'm on a retreat.
328
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:43,340
Is he with you?
329
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,890
What is it, Ethan?
330
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:49,600
Hey, bro. I know
you didn't want to be interrupted,
331
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,930
but this chick was just in
asking about a first ed. Ozma of Oz.
332
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,390
What are you talking about?
333
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,270
Joe's there. In Nyack.
334
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,520
What did she look like?
335
00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:00,360
Uh, twenty-five-ish, brunette, kinda hot,
336
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,530
but, you know,
maybe that's like a type thing?
337
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:03,820
Peach Salinger.
338
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,240
Are you lying to me?
339
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,000
'Course you are.
That's what you do.
340
00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,700
Lie so your life looks better.
341
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:12,580
Peach, I'm not lying.
I told you, I'm here to write. I...
342
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:16,000
I can't deal with this right now.
I promise I'll call you.
343
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,226
And you told her I'm here?
344
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,380
I'm sorry, man,
did I screw up or...
345
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,130
You'll know I'm here.
You may already know.
346
00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,210
Hey, you.
347
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,840
Oh, sorry. So sorry.
348
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,590
How is this explainable?
349
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,600
Or do I run? Shit, shit, shit.
350
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,530
Joe?
351
00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:48,490
Beck? What are you doing here?
352
00:21:57,710 --> 00:22:00,630
That's true.
You are a bookseller, aren't you?
353
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:04,670
Sadly, I humiliate myself
like this annually.
354
00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,800
Well, this is kinda workin' for you.
355
00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:09,220
You mock.
356
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,600
It's fair.
357
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,100
I'm lying. I'm lying to you right now.
358
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,270
Excuse me?
359
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:20,770
I knew you were here.
360
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:24,230
I wasn't happy with how we left things,
and, apparently, neither were you,
361
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,126
seeing as how you were hiding out
in the bathroom.
362
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,700
I wasn't hiding, I swear.
363
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,740
We can at least agree that
I may have left you a little wanting?
364
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:34,450
Yeah.
365
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:36,886
So, you're saying you did want it
to last longer than eight seconds?
366
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,000
No! I mean, yeah, as in...
367
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,370
Wait, I thought it was a race.
368
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,960
Didn't I win?
369
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,590
No?
370
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,550
I just... I thought it'd be nice
if I came and surprised you.
371
00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:53,010
And not leave you with
that memory of me for too long.
372
00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:58,890
How did you, um...
How did you know I was here?
373
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:02,110
Oh, well, you posted
a nature shot this morning.
374
00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:04,610
See that little restaurant sign
in the background?
375
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:07,570
Apparently,
Pops and Millie's ain't a chain.
376
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,290
- Hmm. Shocking. Really should be.
- Yeah.
377
00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:13,046
So I googled it and I saw
all the information about the festival
378
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:15,450
and I figured this was probably why
you were in the area,
379
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:18,120
and by the way, this outfit
is really workin' on you, too.
380
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,200
Oh.
381
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:20,790
Um...
382
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,460
Can you hold on for just one second?
383
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:30,220
Hey, sweetie.
Cooper's kinda hitting a wall.
384
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,430
We were gonna head back
and rest up before dinner.
385
00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:35,390
Okay, I'll find my own ride
back to the hotel.
386
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:38,470
And who is this handsome gentleman?
387
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,270
Sorry, this is Joe.
388
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,900
He works at a bookstore
I go to in the city.
389
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:44,980
Hey, Joe.
390
00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:48,190
This is my wife, Nancy.
I'm Ned, Beck's dad.
391
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400
- Hi.
- Very nice to meet you both.
392
00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:52,910
You're welcome to join us
for dinner, Joe.
393
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:55,660
Yes! Totally. If you can.
394
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,250
I'd love to.
395
00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:00,370
We'll see you then.
396
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:07,710
Okay, uh, I can explain. Um...
397
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:16,300
One day when I was 12, I got home
from school before my brother and sister,
398
00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:18,260
and my mom was at work.
399
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:22,270
So I go into the basement
to play Mario Brothers,
400
00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:23,560
and I...
401
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:29,610
I find my father unconscious
402
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,780
with a needle in his arm.
403
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,780
I thought he was dead.
404
00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:40,290
I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
405
00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:41,950
I mean, he survived it.
406
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:47,250
And, which, of course,
was this amazing thing.
407
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:51,090
So, when he disappeared on us
because he relapsed, I just...
408
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,550
I couldn't believe it.
409
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,010
Right then and there,
I decided he was dead.
410
00:25:00,310 --> 00:25:05,650
Which is why I told you he was,
which is totally wrong.
411
00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:07,270
I mean, who does that?
412
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,810
Well...
413
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:13,030
The first deep, personal thing
I tell you is a total lie.
414
00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:15,030
Well, hang on. That's...
415
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:17,530
I know, I get it if you are horrified
416
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,740
and think I'm a total fraud and liar
and want nothing to do with me.
417
00:25:21,410 --> 00:25:22,890
After everything you've been through?
418
00:25:24,370 --> 00:25:26,500
I get it. I'm sorry.
419
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:32,340
You're sorry?
420
00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:36,130
I am.
421
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,720
Anyway, I was at Brown
422
00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:44,310
and he tracked me down
to say he'd gotten clean.
423
00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:49,310
And then he says he wants to help
with my school and some of my bills,
424
00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:51,570
like dad amends.
425
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,530
So I bury my resentment
and start having lunches with him
426
00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:58,740
and doing stupid shit like this,
427
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,830
playing the dutiful daughter,
428
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:06,290
enduring this nauseatingly perfect
new family of his.
429
00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:07,960
I'm sure they're not perfect.
430
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,790
Believe me. They are.
431
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,960
Well, I guess I'll find out tonight.
432
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,840
No, I am not
subjecting you to that.
433
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:19,220
I'll just... I'll tell them
you had to go back. Book emergency.
434
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:22,010
I'd be on board,
but that would be so un-Victorian of me.
435
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,970
The virtuous maiden
is supposed to be rescued
436
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:30,230
by the dashing, sometimes broody,
altogether charming hero.
437
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:33,070
And who is that?
Is that meant to be you?
438
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,586
That boat, she can take it.
You know it.
439
00:26:36,610 --> 00:26:38,110
No, no. I know. I know it well.
440
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,030
I don't know if Beck's told you,
441
00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:41,740
but I captained the Nantucket ferry
for 16 years.
442
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:46,250
I did not know that. I feel like I've been
telling Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat.
443
00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:48,210
Do you sail, too?
444
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:50,170
God, no. Never had the patience for it.
445
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,540
Oh, Dad,
you know your way around a sailboat.
446
00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:55,670
Enough to know I'm all thumbs.
I've been out a couple times.
447
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,300
You don't remember the renters next door?
448
00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:01,220
They had that Sunfish
they let you take out? The Murphys?
449
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,010
Their cars
were always blocking the driveway.
450
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,020
How's life in the big city, dear?
451
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,140
It's great, thanks for asking.
452
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:12,230
Oh, and we broke our centerboard
that one time,
453
00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:14,166
and the current took us, like,
halfway to Long Island?
454
00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:16,690
What'd I say? Not much of a sailor.
455
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,336
But you do. You remember it, right?
456
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,990
It was pouring.
457
00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,570
I learned every swear word
in the book that day.
458
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:29,750
- I don't think he remembers, dear.
- I think he can speak for himself, Nancy.
459
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:35,670
You know, you don't have to protect him.
He's not a child.
460
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:36,750
You're one to talk.
461
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:38,210
Excuse me?
462
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,880
You invest nothing in this family.
Nothing.
463
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:44,390
Not even a call to your father
on his birthday.
464
00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:47,310
You know what? Stop.
You've no idea what you're talking about.
465
00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:51,140
Because your father,
he's just an ATM to you, right, Beck?
466
00:27:51,230 --> 00:27:53,020
Please, let's not do this.
467
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,060
I'm sorry, and what is he to you?
468
00:27:55,150 --> 00:27:56,070
A feature for your blog,
469
00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:59,690
so you can brag how you lifted him
out of the pits of despair?
470
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:02,200
Newsflash! He was sober when you met him.
471
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,080
I was in the pits with him.
And not because I wasn't Christian enough.
472
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,990
You didn't save him.
473
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,636
You think he'll fall over
if you pulled your hand out of his ass?
474
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,580
Guinevere, enough.
475
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,396
- What the hell are you looking at?
- Guinevere.
476
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:20,090
- Do not talk to my daughter that way.
- Okay, whatever. I'm done.
477
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:25,850
Oh, and congrats on the baby.
How blessed you all are.
478
00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:55,750
Do you want him dead?
479
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,010
What?
480
00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,930
Kinda feels like you and he...
481
00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:10,350
have some unresolved stuff.
482
00:29:10,430 --> 00:29:14,060
Believe me, I'm the king
of unresolved family issues.
483
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:16,270
I know what people splitting feels like.
484
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,730
I just wonder if, uh...
485
00:29:22,570 --> 00:29:24,650
Look, he's here. He's alive.
486
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:29,200
Use that as an opportunity to talk to him.
487
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,910
Or, you're a writer.
488
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,420
Could be helpful to write about him.
Cathartic, too.
489
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,500
What are you doing?
490
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:41,710
- Nothing. I don't know.
- Do you hear yourself right now?
491
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,260
I mean, who the hell are you to tell me
that I have daddy issues?
492
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,680
- You don't even know me.
- No, Beck, hang on.
493
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,720
Just go. Leave me alone. I'm serious.
494
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:17,870
Hey, hon.
495
00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:20,880
We're gonna get going.
496
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:26,010
Cool. Um...
497
00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:28,800
Thanks for dinner.
498
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,890
This should cover the room.
499
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,240
It's hard for me to see you with them.
500
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,580
I keep waiting for you to be you again.
501
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:58,120
- This is me, Guinevere.
- No, it's not. You were...
502
00:30:58,210 --> 00:31:03,130
Reckless and out of control.
And, honey, you were a kid. You...
503
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,050
- You didn't see what was going on.
- Yes.
504
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:08,340
Yes, I did.
505
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,510
And you were more than just an addict.
506
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,970
I miss you.
507
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,730
Whatever.
508
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,400
You know, I tell people that you're dead.
509
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:30,280
Kind of feels like you did die
that day in the basement.
510
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:37,450
I'm sorry you feel that way.
511
00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,290
You were a good sailor.
512
00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:51,770
Well, maybe you can tell me
about it sometime.
513
00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:54,430
Maybe in Vermont...
514
00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:57,060
over Christmas.
515
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,150
Like I said, I'll have to let you know.
516
00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:56,320
"On the plywood over the bay window
We spray paint taunts at Hurricane Isabel
517
00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,910
Cow her into a tropical storm
518
00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:02,830
Her moon tide, though
Carries your beach chair away
519
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,460
Sea glass and Springsteen
520
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,920
The beached whale
The silent walk home
521
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:16,340
The grill that doesn't start
On the Fourth of July
522
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,270
The woman at the drug store you hit on
Who isn't Mom
523
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:32,650
The renters blocking the drive
The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on
524
00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:36,860
Morning sun over Wauwinet
525
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:39,620
The red ladle over the pan
526
00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:42,540
Your wrist, the perfect cant
527
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:49,750
You leave for the 8:20 to Hyannis
With one commandment
528
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:53,710
Get the batter off the ladle
While it's wet
529
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,770
The ladle's left in the sink
530
00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:09,060
Mom lets it soak
"Leave it," she says
531
00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:12,150
You go away and we come home
532
00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:18,070
And what's left of you, it loosens
And the water carries it away"
533
00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:23,640
They say girls with daddy issues
are really good in bed.
534
00:35:33,270 --> 00:35:35,190
I like who I am with you, Joe.
535
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,360
♪ You can see it in my eyes ♪
536
00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:46,990
♪ I'm gonna lay low
Comin' out of nowhere ♪
537
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:52,960
♪ I would lay low
Take a breath and say a prayer ♪
538
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,840
Sorry I didn't call.
Is it okay if I come in?
539
00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:59,550
♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪
540
00:35:59,630 --> 00:36:05,760
♪ I would lay low
Take a breath and say a prayer ♪
541
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:12,850
♪ You play your game
I take my time ♪
542
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:18,940
♪ You take your aim
Commence your crime ♪
543
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:22,360
♪ I won't back down ♪
544
00:36:22,990 --> 00:36:24,820
♪ Go all the way ♪
545
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:29,660
- Too rough for you, Goldberg?
- Not at all.
546
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:35,330
♪ I'm gonna lay low
Comin' out of nowhere ♪
547
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:41,340
♪ I would lay low
Take a breath and say a prayer ♪
548
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:47,510
♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪
549
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,640
I want you, Joe.
550
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,940
♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪
551
00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:59,190
♪ Comin' out of nowhere
Comin' out of nowhere ♪
552
00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:04,530
♪ Comin' out of nowhere
Comin' out of nowhere ♪
553
00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:27,550
Hey, stranger.
554
00:37:30,470 --> 00:37:33,430
You drool in your sleep. So cute.
555
00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:35,600
Were you watching me?
556
00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:37,190
Maybe.
557
00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:40,020
Uh-oh. Stalker.
558
00:37:41,230 --> 00:37:43,190
Learned from the best.
559
00:37:57,670 --> 00:38:00,380
How did you figure out where I live?
560
00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:05,130
The bearded guy from the bookstore.
561
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,430
You taste like maple syrup.
562
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,060
Wait.
563
00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:28,780
I have to apologize about our talk.
564
00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:30,990
I was a hostile goose.
565
00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:35,410
- A hostile goose?
- Yeah, geese are total dicks.
566
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:40,210
But, uh, no, seriously,
you called me on my shit,
567
00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:44,300
and I took it really poorly because...
568
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,050
Well, because you were totally right,
569
00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:49,260
and I didn't want to hear it,
and I'm sorry.
570
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:51,940
Like you said, we barely know each other
and here I was, trying...
571
00:38:51,970 --> 00:38:54,180
You really don't think we know each other?
572
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:57,310
I mean, I was just...
I was angry when I said that, and...
573
00:38:57,390 --> 00:38:58,390
Look...
574
00:39:00,190 --> 00:39:03,400
sometimes I could swear
I've known you forever,
575
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:06,320
but in the grand scheme of things,
576
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,950
not long enough for me to be commenting
on your relationship with your father.
577
00:39:11,030 --> 00:39:14,700
You were just trying to help me see
that I'm full of shit.
578
00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:16,330
And you were sweet.
579
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:20,540
It's funny,
I feel like every guy I date is...
580
00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:24,880
They're either messes like my dad was,
or they're like my dad is now,
581
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,510
trying to be something
they think they should.
582
00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:32,680
Or they're me. Both a mess and a fraud.
583
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,430
- You're not a fraud.
- So just a mess?
584
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:37,520
No. Not more than anyone.
585
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,190
But then there is you.
586
00:39:40,770 --> 00:39:43,110
I mean, you're not trying to be
anything than what you are.
587
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:47,110
You're just you.
There's not an ounce of falseness in you.
588
00:39:47,190 --> 00:39:50,740
I mean, you drink Café Bustelo
and you own starch
589
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:55,280
and you don't care about dumb shit
like posting your life online.
590
00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:57,790
I mean, it's a revelation.
591
00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:02,920
Do you know how many selfies
I've taken on the toilet?
592
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:05,960
A lot.
593
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,970
Okay, instead of sitting here
watching you judge me,
594
00:40:13,050 --> 00:40:14,180
I'm gonna go pee...
595
00:40:14,850 --> 00:40:15,850
I'm not...
596
00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:18,520
...and try not to take a selfie.
597
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:24,350
What are the chances
I'm getting a follow-up review?
598
00:40:36,910 --> 00:40:39,870
Apparently, I've redeemed myself.
599
00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:44,370
Far be it from me to stop you
from shouting it from the rooftops.
600
00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:48,710
Plus, I guess it is nice
to hear it from your friends.
601
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:55,010
Even if not all of them
can share in your happiness.
602
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,640
It's really too bad.
603
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:03,390
The one whose approval you crave most
isn't my biggest fan.
604
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:15,450
Fortunately,
Paco's a remarkably quick reader.
605
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:22,290
I can return the book I, of course,
never had any intention of keeping.
606
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,210
And if that's not enough...
607
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,040
If Peach still has a problem...
608
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,670
Well, every relationship
has its obstacles to overcome, right?
609
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,890
I won't let her
get in the way of us, Beck.
610
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760
I won't.
611
00:42:43,692 --> 00:42:44,792
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