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I think you're making
something out of nothing here.
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Come on.
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Green beans are green,
and brown beans are brown,
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so why aren't navy beans blue?
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- Wanda, help me out here.
- Sorry. Watching sports.
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Rhythmic Gymnastics?
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A ribbon on a stick
is not a sport.
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Tell that to the Armenians,
and then buckle up for war.
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Wow, you guys are
really into hyperbole.
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I just saw the most
horrifying thing
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any human has ever witnessed.
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Are you still upset about your
pet turtles? I told you, Hank,
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when two turtles
love each other very much...
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- It's not about Mr. and Mrs. Franklin.
- They're married now?
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Better be, if they're
doing that under my roof.
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No, I just watched a show
about world disaster,
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and it's got me a little rattled.
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Brah, check out all the snow.
Totally weird.
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Totally.
Even the water's froze.
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Whoa, dude.
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Like, something totally
moved under the ice.
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Oh, snap.
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We're being attacked by
giant ocean mice! Run, dudes!
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Dude... dude!
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Dude! Dude!
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- So many dead dudes.
- Um, Hank?
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I think what you saw
was that Sharknado rip-off.
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It's called "Hippothermia."
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So none of that really happened,
but more importantly,
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your turtles are married?
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Doesn't matter if it was a movie.
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It could happen.
Right, Wanda?
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Absolutely. You should go
home and lock your doors,
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or at least go home.
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Was the wedding done by a minister,
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or just, like, a justice of the peace?
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What? Were you invited
to the ceremony?
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? You think
there's not a lot going on ?
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? Look closer, baby ?
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? You're so wrong ?
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1x06 - Shelter Skelter
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I can't believe you drink
hot beverages in this weather.
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Why don't you try an iced coffee?
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Because iced coffee
is a whatchacallit...
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an abomination.
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I think we should all
appreciate this heat
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before we're all walking
in a winter murderland.
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Are you still on about
that stupid movie?
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Lacey said it's already happening.
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I said a sequel is happening.
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Climate's going haywire coconuts.
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That's scientific fact,
and one day,
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the hippos will come for us.
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People didn't believe
there were alligators
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in the sewers of New York,
and look what happened there.
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- Nothing happened there.
- Exactly.
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People stood around
and did nothing.
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I am way too hung over for this.
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Look, the town probably has
an emergency preparedness plan
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to handle natural disasters.
Right, Fitzy?
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Oh, sure. Um... yeah.
Yeah, sure we do.
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Okay, I was wrong,
and we're doomed.
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We're not doomed.
Fitzy's going back to his office
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to start on an emergency plan
this afternoon.
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Bah!
Emergency plan.
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Buncha commie do-nothing
red tape is all that is.
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I'll help you, Fitzy.
I'd rather spend the day
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mired in commie tape
than mindless rage.
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Do what you want, Comrade,
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- but you'll be doing it without me.
- That's the point.
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- I'll help you guys with the emergency plan.
- Well, yippee.
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Emergency plan...
Ppft!
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Everyone knows that chaos ensues
in a post-apocalyptic world.
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- I hear that.
- The first thing I would do
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as disaster cult leader is
assign everyone an adjective.
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- Wait, what?
- A first name adjective, like Mad Max.
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I'd be Disgruntled Davis.
You'd be Krazy Karen.
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I know crazy starts with a "C,"
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but in a post-apocalyptic world,
no rules.
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No, I mean, why
would you be leader?
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- What about Fitzy?
- Seriously? He'd be the first to get eaten.
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- Yeah, I could see that.
- For sure.
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A little garlic, and butter...
mmm...
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Looks like you and I are the only
two with our heads on straight.
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Impending doom is upon
us, and those stuffed
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shirts sit around clucking
like a bunch of ducks.
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- Flock.
- Watch your mouth.
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I think we need to join forces
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- to save this town from itself.
- Damn straight.
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If you and I put our heads together,
what could go wrong?
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I can't wait to find out.
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Brent! The air conditioning
unit is blowing warm air.
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So the fan is working.
Good news.
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You don't see anything wrong with an
AC unit blowing hot air on a hot day?
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Well, if you say the word "hot"
twice in a row like that, sure.
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- I asked you to fix it way back in April.
- Well, there's your problem.
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You told me to do it
so long ago, I forgot.
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- I've got a lot on my mind, Lacey.
- Really? Like what?
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Like...
making the work schedule,
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and remembering
when I work on the schedule,
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and figuring out why
Batman thought it was okay
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to have a 12-year-old
fight crime with him.
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- Seems irresponsible.
- Ugh! Come on, Brent!
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Uh-oh.
What's going on here?
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Look, just because
it's blowing warm air
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doesn't mean the air
isn't conditioned.
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You put conditioner in your hair.
It doesn't make your head cold.
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You string words together.
Doesn't mean you make sense.
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You know what,
I don't need to sit around here
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being pestered by some harangutang.
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Huh?
How's that for a word string?
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I'm going next door to cool off.
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You mean figuratively "cool off,"
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- since the air conditioner's broken!
- No, I mean literally cool off,
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'cause I'm sticking my head
in the freezer.
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I hope you sit on a Popsicle!
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I'm sorry you had
to hear that, Emma.
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That was kind of weird.
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Anyway, I best get home
and sort my preserves.
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It's a big job for one person...
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- just me... all alone.
- Are you hinting that you'd like me to...
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That would be wonderful.
Thank you.
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I have to make a phone call,
so why don't you go on ahead
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- and I'll meet you at the house?
- You want me to...
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Uh-huh, and I'll meet you there.
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What the hell just happened?
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Why do you assume that
you would be leader?
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I could lead just as well as you.
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Crazy Krazy Karen.
Keep that sense of humour.
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It'll be a valuable tool for disarming
hostility in the future chaos.
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Wanda, who would you pick
as post-apocalyptic leader,
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- Davis or me?
- Hmm...
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well, now,
that is a bit of a quandary.
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We could ask Brent,
but he seems busy.
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You'll have to speak up, Mom.
I'm in a fridge.
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Just me, then?
Okay, well...
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on the one hand,
Davis is large, powerful,
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and a senior officer.
On the other hand...
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Karen's teeth are incredibly white.
Do you floss?
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And there it is.
We have our leader,
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and he is me, and me is I.
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- Hey, why so glum?
- What do you mean?
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You just said Davis is
a better leader than me.
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I never said that.
I said he was big and strong,
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but he doesn't have
your brains, stupid.
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- Oh.
- Outsmart him.
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Think of his weaknesses,
and use them against him.
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Nothing beats brains.
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Without brains, you're
just a couple of meat sticks
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wandering around with
an arm-load of groceries.
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- They're not groceries.
- We'll talk later.
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They're emergency supplies
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for when the world craps the bed.
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I'm unfamiliar
with that particular disaster,
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but it does sound gross.
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Oscar and I are building
a shelter so amazing,
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you're going to be begging
for the world to end.
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I've been doing that
since I was 12.
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- So who's footing the bill?
- Put it on my tab.
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Brent, you okay with that?
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I'm on the phone,
in the fridge!
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Ugh, I can't believe I got conned
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- into canning in this cold crypt.
- Nice word string.
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Aah! Why are you here?
Where's your mom?
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Dunno. She told me to
meet her here.
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Emma?
Is that you?
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It's not healthy for
you two to fight so much,
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so I decided to lock you up
until you resolve your differences.
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She has a point.
Bickering doesn't solve anything.
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I know I could be more
responsible and proactive.
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And I guess I could be
a little less demanding.
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Well, there it is.
Resolution complete!
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We rock.
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Okay, Emma!
You can let us out now!
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Emma?
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Ugh, well, that doesn't
sound very good.
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Yeah, there's a hole
in their muffler...
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And it means we're stuck here,
so, yeah, not good.
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- What'd you get?
- Food...
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traps to keep animals
away from the food,
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some bait to trap
animals that are food,
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- and lotion.
- Hey, good thinking.
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People in disasters
always have the worst skin.
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Speaking of skin,
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when am I going to be
reimbursed for this stuff?
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Oh, Oscar. Money is
useless after an apocalypse.
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Currency is meaningless
when it's raining frogs.
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- Reminder to prepare for frog rain.
- There's no tape in that thing.
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It records on a digital chip. Oh!
Reminder to get digital chips...
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- and potato chips.
- We don't need chips.
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We need a shelter
to put this stuff in.
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See, that's why you're
so valuable to the team.
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Reward Oscar with a
surprise commendation.
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I'm re-thinking Disgruntled Davis.
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What's another "D" word
that best describes me?
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I have a few in mind.
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- Sorry, but I have to do this.
- Do what?
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Not the butter in the coffee again.
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Can I have your attention, please?
As many of you know,
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Dog River is in the midst
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of putting together
an emergency disaster plan.
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We're planning a disaster?
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There's also been some discussion
about who would be leader in a crisis,
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since the general consensus
is that Fitzy would get eaten.
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Most of you think
Davis would be a good choice,
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but consider this short presentation.
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Davis Quinton.
Tall, strong, handsome...
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a natural-born leader...
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or is he?
Afraid of spiders...
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drinks from the carton...
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cries at romantic comedies...
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believes in Orcs...
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spends more time sleeping than
trying to reduce the murder rate.
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Davis Quinton.
He snoozes, we loses.
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The murder rate is zero.
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I didn't know it was
going to be this harsh.
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I'm Karen Pelly,
and I approve this message.
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Karen!
Karen!
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Karen!
Karen!
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Karen! Karen!
Karen!
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Do you have to whistle?
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I'm just trying to make the best
of a bad situation,
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which isn't that bad, really.
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It's kind of cool down here.
There's zero stress.
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Jars of mysterious foods.
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You're so adaptable.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever
manage to get anything done.
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I'm wondering how you've
managed to live this long
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and not have your head explode.
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I like being proactive
and in control.
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And I like being laid back
and rolling with the punches.
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I've got a punch
you can roll with.
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- What's that?
- Where's Emma?
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The only emergency plan
I found is from the early 1900s.
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All it says is, "May ye find God."
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That's a little light on detail.
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- We should probably make a new one.
- They seem to think so.
239
00:10:29,415 --> 00:10:32,282
- We have many questions.
- And opinions.
240
00:10:32,351 --> 00:10:34,085
And fears.
241
00:10:34,153 --> 00:10:36,353
She's a little rough
around the edges.
242
00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:39,623
I've seen smoother edges
on a half-open can of tuna.
243
00:10:39,692 --> 00:10:41,491
She's perfect.
If there's an earthquake,
244
00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:43,427
the walls will wobble
without falling.
245
00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:46,196
If there's a hurricane,
the wind will whistle harmlessly
246
00:10:46,232 --> 00:10:48,432
through the many holes,
and if there's a flood,
247
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,400
she'll be easy to tear
apart to make rafts.
248
00:10:50,469 --> 00:10:52,001
- How much?
- 200.
249
00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:56,405
I'm not paying 200 a month
for this bundle of pick-up sticks.
250
00:10:56,441 --> 00:10:59,408
A month? No, for 200
bucks, it's yours forever.
251
00:10:59,444 --> 00:11:01,451
Does that include parking?
252
00:11:01,847 --> 00:11:03,446
Yeah, sure.
253
00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:08,962
Ooh...
Uhh...
254
00:11:08,964 --> 00:11:10,530
this is what prison must be like.
255
00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:12,732
- Where did you get a rubber ball?
- Ball?
256
00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:15,034
- This is a preserved plum.
- You said that
257
00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:16,669
you would try
to be more proactive,
258
00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:20,206
so how about you proactive us
a way out of here?
259
00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,142
I guess I could use
one of these tin lids
260
00:11:22,144 --> 00:11:24,677
to tunnel
through this concrete wall...
261
00:11:24,712 --> 00:11:25,878
which is concrete.
262
00:11:25,913 --> 00:11:28,080
Well, at least
we're doing something.
263
00:11:28,116 --> 00:11:32,084
Okay, then, here we go.
Scraping a concrete wall.
264
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,385
Next stop, freedom.
265
00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:35,888
Shh.
What's that?
266
00:11:35,923 --> 00:11:37,089
Is someone there?
267
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,358
Lacey?
What in the Sam Hill
268
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,326
are you doing
in the cold cellar?
269
00:11:41,395 --> 00:11:42,727
It's a long story.
270
00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:44,996
A-And why do you
sound like Brent?
271
00:11:44,998 --> 00:11:46,398
Just let us out, please.
272
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,333
I can't.
The door is padlocked.
273
00:11:48,402 --> 00:11:51,736
- Who locks a cold cellar?
- That's what I said.
274
00:11:51,772 --> 00:11:54,105
You sneak in once
to eat some peaches...
275
00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:55,807
Ooh, there's peaches in here?
276
00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:58,710
Oscar, try and find some bolt cutters.
277
00:11:58,712 --> 00:11:59,911
Good idea.
278
00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:03,347
We could use those in the
emergency shelter. Bye!
279
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:05,884
Bye?
What do you mean, "bye"?
280
00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:08,720
At least tell us
where the peaches are!
281
00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:11,422
Come on, sourpuss.
282
00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:14,159
So Karen ambushed you
with some personal stuff.
283
00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:17,228
- Fight back.
- I wouldn't know where to start.
284
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:18,663
Well, that's where I come in.
285
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:22,032
I'll be right beside you
every step of the way.
286
00:12:22,101 --> 00:12:25,670
As the Orcs say,
"Goth glah Mere Shklah!"
287
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:28,806
You just said "Sing fish house."
288
00:12:28,841 --> 00:12:31,742
I know.
Something to think about.
289
00:12:34,246 --> 00:12:36,313
I didn't think
being stuck in a cold cellar
290
00:12:36,348 --> 00:12:38,916
could get any better,
but now, peaches.
291
00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:41,251
Lovely.
How's the scraping going?
292
00:12:41,253 --> 00:12:42,019
Not sure.
293
00:12:42,254 --> 00:12:44,822
Can you shine some light
over here so I can see?
294
00:12:44,857 --> 00:12:47,791
Holy!
What flashlight app do you have?
295
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:49,025
Oh.
296
00:12:49,094 --> 00:12:51,994
Brent!
We're free!
297
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,830
Actually, you're free.
298
00:12:53,865 --> 00:12:55,332
My gut tells me I'm staying here.
299
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:58,268
I feel bad leaving you behind.
300
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:03,873
Hey, partner.
301
00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:07,210
Davis, look, no offence
about earlier today.
302
00:13:07,278 --> 00:13:10,179
Do I look upset,
sitting here drinking cream...
303
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:12,115
from a glass?
304
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:17,486
I can't help but notice that
you eat a lot of bananas.
305
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:18,721
So I like bananas.
306
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:21,607
Sure.
It's just that they'd be hard
307
00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:22,891
to find after an apocalypse,
308
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,261
and I'd hate to see what
kind of leader you'd be
309
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,962
when you're low on potassium.
310
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,332
What happens when
you're low on potassium?
311
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,934
I heard you lose all
sense of right and wrong.
312
00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:36,338
Karen eats all kinds of fruits.
She's a good customer.
313
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:37,973
So I guess it's safe to assume
314
00:13:38,008 --> 00:13:40,341
that she's in bed
with business owners.
315
00:13:40,377 --> 00:13:41,810
Oh, come on!
316
00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:45,213
When I say she's in bed
with business,
317
00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:48,316
- I mean that figuratively.
- Or do you?
318
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:50,318
- Or do I?
- Davis!
319
00:13:50,353 --> 00:13:52,072
And she litters!
320
00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:55,490
All in favour
of voting by secret ballots,
321
00:13:55,525 --> 00:13:56,491
raise your hand.
322
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:59,026
Shouldn't we decide
that by secret ballot?
323
00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:01,862
Okey-dokey, close your
eyes and raise your hand.
324
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:06,367
- Dear God.
- Emma!
325
00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:08,169
Lacey? How did you...
326
00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:10,772
I mean, I was about
to go check on you and Brent.
327
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,540
Really?
Because it doesn't look that way.
328
00:14:13,575 --> 00:14:15,943
Fine. I had no intention
of letting you out
329
00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:18,045
- until after the meeting.
- Why?
330
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,413
Why don't you want me here?
331
00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:21,515
Because every time
you're at a meeting,
332
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,217
you take over, and pretty soon,
333
00:14:23,252 --> 00:14:25,352
- no one can get a word in edge...
- That's not true.
334
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:26,887
Is it? Fitzy?
335
00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:28,488
I'm just trying to
help get things done
336
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:31,558
and make sure everything
is under... control.
337
00:14:31,593 --> 00:14:34,294
Ah.
Maybe I do need to step back.
338
00:14:34,363 --> 00:14:35,561
Please don't.
339
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:38,264
We'd prefer you
to stick around for this one.
340
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,367
Are there any questions for Lacey?
341
00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:42,369
Is an alien invasion a disaster?
342
00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:43,804
What about a zombie apocalypse?
343
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:47,373
Who will compete for our district
if there's a Hunger Games?
344
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:53,213
O... kay.
All really good questions that I'm...
345
00:14:53,248 --> 00:14:55,882
going to step outside
and think about.
346
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,450
Coward!
347
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,955
Hey Mr. Too-Big
to-Fit-Through-a-Window.
348
00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:05,158
- Ouch.
- Sorry, that sounded meaner out
349
00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:06,258
loud than it did in my head.
350
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:09,161
That's okay, but for the record,
I prefer "Husky-pants."
351
00:15:09,196 --> 00:15:11,230
- Did you forget something?
- I did.
352
00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:14,132
I forgot how good
peaches taste with...
353
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:16,001
- whipped cream!
- Aah!
354
00:15:16,036 --> 00:15:17,992
I knew you'd be excited.
355
00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:20,973
Yeah. Also, I think something
crawled across my foot.
356
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:27,467
There you are.
357
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:28,968
I was starting to think
you collapsed somewhere
358
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:30,470
from lack of potassium.
359
00:15:30,539 --> 00:15:33,806
Look, I appreciate your help today,
but I am done lobbying.
360
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,076
If the public thinks
I'm the right choice,
361
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:37,877
then I hope they come to me.
362
00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,946
Why don't you give them
a reason to come to you?
363
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:40,780
Like what?
364
00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:44,483
Well, when a natural disaster
happens, people feel scared.
365
00:15:44,518 --> 00:15:47,519
- They need comforting.
- I guess. How do I do that?
366
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:52,719
Think back to a calming influence
in your life, and use that.
367
00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:55,094
Deep breaths.
368
00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:58,763
In through the nose,
out through the mouth.
369
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:01,133
Release all tension.
370
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,867
Steady your hands.
371
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:05,237
Now snip the red wire.
372
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:10,275
That was the green wire.
You've killed us all.
373
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:14,813
I wasn't expecting bomb
diffusion, but sure, run with that.
374
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,548
Hey, Karen, do you have
any spare stun guns?
375
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,820
Come on, I just want
the spare ones.
376
00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,255
Mm, maybe you're
onto something
377
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:27,826
with this relaxing thing,
and these peaches are a delight.
378
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:30,631
- Sorry I took the last jar.
- You didn't.
379
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:31,796
There's a whole bunch
over there.
380
00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:33,430
Those are the spoiled ones.
381
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,634
- Oh-oh.
- Seriously?
382
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:38,035
They were green and fizzing.
383
00:16:38,104 --> 00:16:39,837
I thought they were carbonated!
384
00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:44,074
Oh, boy. I need to get
out of this cellar, pronto,
385
00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:47,144
or what happens next
could really test our friendship.
386
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:51,815
- Davis!
- Aah!
387
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:53,348
What are you doing sleeping?
388
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,085
This is my nap time.
I've earned it.
389
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:57,621
Besides, I've got this
leadership thing in the bag.
390
00:16:57,657 --> 00:16:58,722
Nothing's in the bag.
391
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,825
You don't even have a bag...
metaphorically.
392
00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:04,794
As leader, people will always be
looking to overthrow you.
393
00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:07,697
You fall asleep,
and the next thing you know...
394
00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:09,999
I bet someone's
watching right now.
395
00:17:10,035 --> 00:17:13,270
- They are?
- Trust no one.
396
00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,077
- Hey, Davis.
- Aah! What do you want?
397
00:17:21,112 --> 00:17:22,244
Who sent you?
398
00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:23,846
I need to borrow
your hockey equipment
399
00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:26,849
- to use as Armour.
- Oh. It's in the trunk.
400
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:31,954
Phew!
Holy Dinah!
401
00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:35,124
Smells like a chicken coop
full of fish guts.
402
00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:41,363
Whoa, you were in the
men's room a while.
403
00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:42,331
How are you feeling?
404
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,933
Like a football stadium
after the game ends.
405
00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:47,336
- Every exit is busy.
- Well, I'll say this.
406
00:17:47,371 --> 00:17:49,572
You can be pretty
proactive when you need to.
407
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,107
You two seem to be
getting along better.
408
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:55,010
Maybe locking you up
wasn't a bad idea after all.
409
00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:58,680
No, it was a terrible idea,
even if I did learn a lesson from it.
410
00:17:58,716 --> 00:18:02,617
I learned fuzzy peaches good,
fizzy peaches bad.
411
00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,820
What's up with Davis?
412
00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:10,858
- What are you looking at?
- He looks tired.
413
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,894
- He looks crazy.
- More crazy than tired.
414
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,896
Hello, my children.
415
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,635
Karen.
You look... different.
416
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:21,902
More crazy than different.
417
00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:28,275
I just want you to
know I care about you all deeply.
418
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,677
Not the best time to
give me a squeeze.
419
00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:39,153
- Karen's acting strange.
- Probably her potassium levels.
420
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,089
All right, knock it off!
421
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,726
Karen doesn't have
a potassium problem,
422
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:48,762
- and she's not in bed with anyone.
- Well, this is new.
423
00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:52,232
She's a damn good cop
and my partner,
424
00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:53,967
and if being apocalyptic leader
425
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,136
means that we have
to rip each other apart,
426
00:18:56,171 --> 00:18:59,433
- then I don't want the job.
- I don't want the...
427
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:01,741
I don't want the job either.
428
00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:03,276
Let me buy you a beer, partner.
429
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:04,710
There you have it, folks!
430
00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:08,714
The only real choice for
apocalyptic leader is me.
431
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,116
And why is that?
432
00:19:10,152 --> 00:19:11,717
Because I spent the entire day
433
00:19:11,787 --> 00:19:14,187
pitting Karen and Davis
against each other
434
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,989
until they snapped like Brent's
waistband at a pie-eating contest.
435
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:18,991
That happened one time!
436
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,193
Actually, Wanda,
I think you're a poor choice.
437
00:19:21,262 --> 00:19:24,297
- What? Why?
- You're a bit underhanded.
438
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,432
- Insincere.
- Kind of short.
439
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,367
We need someone who's fearless.
440
00:19:28,403 --> 00:19:30,040
Well, I heard Brent was poisoned
441
00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:32,168
and chewed his way through
a concrete wall to survive.
442
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,139
Well, there it is, then!
Brent for apocalyptic leader!
443
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:41,280
Good luck.
You'll all be dead on day one.
444
00:19:41,282 --> 00:19:43,816
If you're going to be leader,
then what about Fitzy?
445
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:46,318
If you want to eat me, you're
going to have to catch me first!
446
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:52,456
- What?
- Geez, we missed a lot in the cellar.
447
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,594
Our apocalypse committee
has determined
448
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,697
there are four possible plans
in any disaster scenario...
449
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,898
seek higher ground,
450
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,967
seek lower ground,
go underground,
451
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,970
- or crawl up a tree.
- Well, that is comprehensive.
452
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,842
Isn't that delightful?
453
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,744
Where the hell have you two been?
454
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,247
While you lily-skinned scholars
were lollygagging,
455
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:20,984
Hank and I put together
the best damned emergency shelter
456
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,218
your useless money can buy.
457
00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:27,790
We have every supply
you can think of.
458
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,659
You hung bear traps on the walls?
459
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,094
They're pre-set to save time.
460
00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:34,663
And are those boxes of fireworks?
461
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:38,233
To signal rescue crews.
Plus, super fun, am I right?
462
00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:41,036
And you just figured,
"Hey, let's stack them by the fire"?
463
00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:43,756
We're not stupid.
We kept the fireworks away
464
00:20:43,757 --> 00:20:45,040
from the propane tanks.
465
00:20:45,075 --> 00:20:49,211
Which you placed beside the
flares, because "not stupid."
466
00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:52,647
I'll take you to the back
where we store the fuel buckets.
467
00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:54,716
No need.
We're all impressed.
468
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:56,751
You've created something
90 times deadlier
469
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,286
than nature could ever imagine.
470
00:20:58,288 --> 00:21:00,087
- We should go.
- Aah!
471
00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:03,357
- What?
- Thought I saw a spider.
472
00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:05,126
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